When I was in the 12th grade, I stole the music teacher's rum in his mini fridge in his office (yup thats how the teachers rolled at our high school) and when we were caught getting drunk, drinking his rum, he sat down with us, whipped out 2 more bottles and got loaded with us...
I think that when people puke (not if they're really sick...more like when they're drunk), it's the funniest thing ever and I sometimes go into fits of uncontrollable laughter.
I think black olves taste like blood kind of..and I like it.
i teach at an elementary school in france and we keep wine in the teachers lounge in case we ever need a nip during the day. i used to work with kids on a cruise ship and i went to work drunk alllll the time.
ok something not with alcohol. um. the other day in my class in english one of the kids said "i liiiike very much go to ze bitch" and it made me laugh so hard. he meant going to the beach.
When I was in grade school we had to keep journals. At one point, I was recording how I had gone out to a Chinese restaurant with my parents and they had those zodiac placemats where they describe each animal and whatnot. The next line states very simply: "I am a cock." Just writing this makes me giggle. It's probably my favourite piece of being a kid memorabilia that I have.
When I was in grade school we had to keep journals. At one point, I was recording how I had gone out to a Chinese restaurant with my parents and they had those zodiac placemats where they describe each animal and whatnot. The next line states very simply: "I am a cock." Just writing this makes me giggle. It's probably my favourite piece of being a kid memorabilia that I have.
even in grade school our mirage was queen of perv.
fsk282 wrote:i teach at an elementary school in france and we keep wine in the teachers lounge in case we ever need a nip during the day. i used to work with kids on a cruise ship and i went to work drunk alllll the time.
ok something not with alcohol. um. the other day in my class in english one of the kids said "i liiiike very much go to ze bitch" and it made me laugh so hard. he meant going to the beach.
Haha, that makes me think of when my mother is stressed and says "It's such a hassle!" Well, with the French accent it's "It's such a a*****e!"
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Bagged, tagged, sold to the butcher at the store.
One time my friend and I were walking down a very crowded street, and she said (extremely loudly) "I'm having all these sudden urges that I know I shouldn't have!" I'm pretty sure she wasn't trying to imply what everyone thought she was, but it was still pretty funny.
PolkadotConfederation wrote:One time my friend and I were walking down a very crowded street, and she said (extremely loudly) "I'm having all these sudden urges that I know I shouldn't have!" I'm pretty sure she wasn't trying to imply what everyone thought she was, but it was still pretty funny.