lonelycracks anonymous?

lonelyelendi · Post by **lonelyelendi** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:13 pm

Yes, and I predict you will be on your knees at least once.

Flautapantera · Post by **Flautapantera** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:17 pm

*mesmerized by thrusting RSL*

joygasm · Post by **joygasm** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:17 pm

Does this therapy require physical activity? Should I excercise any muscles in particular??

lonelyelendi · Post by **lonelyelendi** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:19 pm

I would say that you should definitely make sure that you are able to stretch your legs very far apart. And also, be able to hold them up in the air for prolonged period of time. Other than that, just general stretching should be sufficient.

joygasm · Post by **joygasm** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:23 pm

Are their any excercises that I could do discretely in my car?

*cough kegel cough*

lonelyelendi · Post by **lonelyelendi** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:24 pm

That would be good as well. Also, there is some required reading. Are you familiar with the Kame Sutra?

joygasm · Post by **joygasm** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:29 pm

I have already done the required reading. If it is needed, I could "teach" you what I have learned in my reading, to prove that I have taken in all there is to learn.

lonelyelendi · Post by **lonelyelendi** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:31 pm

I think a test is in order. I just want to make sure that you really have learned it. If need be, I will drill you all night long until you get it.

joygasm · Post by **joygasm** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:35 pm

I definitely think that is needed... I mean... if I read the book correctly... I am sure it is required that I am tested all night long.

lonelyelendi · Post by **lonelyelendi** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:37 pm

Also, I hope to prove the second line of your signature correct. But, no scientific experiment can be conducted once. The law of large numbers (and other large appendages, for that matter), my dear.

joygasm · Post by **joygasm** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:40 pm

OH! I assure you! The second line is correct!

lonelyelendi · Post by **lonelyelendi** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:41 pm

I will have to be sure of that myself. Many times. How do you feel about an oral exam?

joygasm · Post by **joygasm** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:42 pm

I can't help but wonder. If you are stalking both Aeryolol and me... and Aeryolol is stalking me as well. What shall happen if Aeryolol stumbles upon us during our session?

lonelyelendi · Post by **lonelyelendi** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:44 pm

I think she could use some help as well. Perhaps you and I could help her together?

joygasm · Post by **joygasm** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:47 pm

I believe I could definitely help her once you have completely gotten me off.... the lonelycrack.