Meeting in the Ladies' Room

Marbella · Post by **Marbella** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:23 am

Ladies, here's your place to talk about girlie things that tend to bore the men--PMS, lipsticks, crocheting baby hats "Hand me some toilet paper," "Please hold the door closed," etc.) Men, if these topics do not bore you, come on in. However, don't drop by just to look for E-dates, OK?

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Sun Mar 11, 2007 10:24 am

Marbella wrote: However, don't drop by just to look for E-dates, OK?

Crooked Angel · Post by **Crooked Angel** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 1:23 am

Can we talk about how much our husbands get on our nerves? Cuz I'm about to KILL mine!!!!!

heather · Post by **heather** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 5:05 am

Ok Marbles,
You said we could talk about anything here. So here it goes. I was surfing around the net tonight, since I couldn't sleep and found this site http://www.tampontification.com/donate.php

It's something I had never really thought about, until I read the site. To help the cause, all you have to do is 2 steps, pick a state and do a little dragging of a heart to a house.

If we were all to do that, at least once, think of how much help we could be to the women's shelters.

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:12 am

WOOT!

All done, Heather...

Marbella · Post by **Marbella** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 8:19 am

That is totally funny, Heather and absolutely appropriate!!

Thanks.

Marbella · Post by **Marbella** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 8:21 am

Oh and CA, yes. You can post about your irritation/rage, etc. with your hubbie. No probs. We're here for you!

Cloud_ax · Post by **Cloud_ax** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:13 am

heather wrote: If we were all to do that, at least once, think of how much help we could be to the women's shelters.

now i may not be a woman, but that is a great cause and i decided to help and drag the little heart to the house. so easy and it helps so many people. great find Heather.

ok, this is the ladies room, i heard you have a hot chocolate machine in here......

Cloud_ax · Post by **Cloud_ax** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:24 pm

hey thought you ladies might like one of these in here.....
*installs a new Grape Nehi Machine*
enjoy!!

Jo_16_2 · Post by **Jo_16_2** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:19 am

just wanted to say that i dragged the little heart to the house too

betz28 · Post by **betz28** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:52 pm

this thread title reminds me of a song way back in the 80's i believe...I think of it every time i see it

meeting in the ladies room.....wwowoollyyyyyyyyyyyyy

colbertnationgirl · Post by **colbertnationgirl** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:26 pm

Cloud_ax wrote:hey thought you ladies might like one of these in here.....
*installs a new Grape Nehi Machine*
enjoy!!

thanks Cloud! *gets a grape nehi*

Marbella · Post by **Marbella** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 7:25 am

Hi!

Now we have a grape nehi machine AND a hot chocolate dispenser in here! Thanks Cmdr. Cloud, for your visit!

This is one of those "finer" facilities, with the little lounge with couches in the front. What I have to say is "marginally appropriate" for this room, but ladies, have you ever had dial-up? Have you ever had dial-up and had it disconnect you every 2-4 minutes?

Well, if your lover did that, how long would you stay with him? I guess it would depend on how much you love him. PC connections don't involve those deeper emotions. Someone needs to give my PC some viagra!!

Cable coming next week--Cannot come soon enough!!

Marbella · Post by **Marbella** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 7:29 am

Oh and Betz..

Who sang that?

"I got a meeting in the ladies' room, and I'll come back real soon!"

Was it Janet Jackson? I DID name the room after that. Was it really 80's? Sadly, I've probably dated myself. Maybe it was early to mid nineties. I'll look it up.

See, I had thought it would be obvious to everyone, 'cause they would all know the song. **Sigh!** older and older I get!!

Marbella · Post by **Marbella** » Sat Mar 17, 2007 7:53 am

Good God!!

I am OLD!

Somebody, anybody, HOLD ME!! Send me anti-aging serums!!!

By Klymaxx, 1984 **Gasp!!** (OK, so how many of you were born that year, huh?

Uh-oh

Uh, I had to leave my condo to come to this
Well, I’m back, but this time I’m with my man
And these women are puttin’ their hands all over his
Yamamoto Kanzai sweater that I bought
And I’m much, much unhappy about that
I’d hate to come down to their level and become a BW
A basic woman
But if they don’t stop it’s gonna get scandalous

Uh-uh

I’ve got a meeting a ladies room {I don’t need this}
I’ll be back real soon {That’s what I get for being in the neighborhood}
I’ve got a meeting a ladies room {Where’s my jewelry}
I’ll be back real soon {Can we talk}

I don’t know but I think you better watch your man (Girl you better watch your man)
‘Cause girl, he’s doin’ like nobody else can (And all the girls are watchin’ him)
If you wanna be sure, you best go powder your nose (Go on and powder your nose)
‘Cause you wanna look good when you step on the floor, that’s why

I’ve got a meeting a ladies room
I’ll be back real soon
I’ve got a meeting a ladies room
I’ll be back real soon

Sing
Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh
Ooh, everybody sing it like
Sing
Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh

Stepped through the door, they were standin’ in line (These ladies took their time)
Smokin’ funny cigarettes and takin’ their time (Guys are were constantly on their minds)
Somebody pass me a mirror (Hurry up) ‘cause I ain’t got much time (Boy, I got to get right back)
‘Cause there’s a hunk of man I done left behind, that’s why

I’ve got a meeting a ladies room
I’ll be back real soon (I told my man)
I’ve got a meeting a ladies room
I’ll be back real soon

Sing
Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh
Ooh, everybody sing it like
Sing
Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh
I’ll be your freak-a-zoid

Walked on the floor and everybody was jammin’
They’re playin’ my favorite song (The men all pause), got me singin’ along
Can’t turn your back for a minute somebody’s rockin’ my man
And girl, they’re doin’ like nobody else can, watch out, watch out, watch out

Excuse me ladies, this man’s with me
I don’t like to share, you can plainly see
He looks good, good enough to eat
But believe me lady, he belongs to me, yeah

I’ve got a meeting a ladies room
I’ll be back real soon
Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh
I’ve got a meeting a ladies room
I’ll be back real soon

Came here to have a wonderful time
I got to worries ‘bout those divas tryin’ to steal what’s mine
Mess with my money and my man, and I can get real mean
No, instead I take my baby in my Cooper’s limousine, ooh

I’ve got a meeting a ladies room
I’ll be back real soon
I’ve got a meeting a ladies room
I’ll be back real soon

Ooh

Break it
Break it
Break it
Can’t take it

Watch out
Watch out

And all the girls sing

I’ve got a meeting a ladies room
I’ll be back real soon
I’ve got a meeting a ladies room
I’ll be back real soon

I’ve got a meeting a ladies room
I’ll be back real soon
I’ve got a meeting a ladies room
I’ll be back real soon

Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh
And all the girls sing

I’ve got a meeting a ladies room
I’ll be back real soon
Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh
I’ve got a meeting a ladies room
I’ll be back real soon
Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh

I’ve got a meeting a ladies room (Get yourself some business, baby)
I’ll be back real soon (And leave my man alone)
I’ve got a meeting a ladies room (Get yourself some business, baby)
I’ll be back real soon

Don’t slap me
‘Cause I’m not in the mood
Don’t-don’t-don’t slap me
‘Cause I’m not in the mood

Don’t slap me
‘Cause I’m not in the mood
Don’t slap me
‘Cause I’m not in the mood

I’ve got a meeting a ladies room
I’ll be back real soon
Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh
I’ve got a meeting a ladies room
I’ll be back real soon
Uh-oh, uh-uh-oh

I’ve got a meeting a ladies room (Get yourself some business, baby)
I’ll be back real soon (And leave my man alone)
I’ve got a meeting a ladies room

Lonelygirl15

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