I'm still pissed..but I like you guys. (NO, not you)

Jess4298 · Post by **Jess4298** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:07 pm

LOL!!! I'm at work so I'm refraining from going to any of those links, but the last looks especially hilarious!!!

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:08 pm

http://www.godhatesshrimp.com

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:16 pm

Yea, even Popeye's shall be clensed.

Languorous Lass · Post by **Languorous Lass** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:30 pm

Mirage wrote:she gets the dubious honor of, ahem, being the "finisher" for Hef during "Sex Nights"

Is "finisher" what it sounds like, or is it something more like "fluffer"?

AutoPilate wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... tony+danza

Mirage wrote:various handfuls of hangers on/playmates/etc.

Oh, the mental images that the term "handfuls" brings to mind . . .

EDITED TO ADD: Why doesn't the "about to spew" smiley work for me?

Mirage wrote:the poo/pee stained mansion

Sorry, that just pushed me over the edge.

Kasdeja wrote:pathetic is me looking to see if Mama's Family is available on DVD...

Thank you for erasing those images from my mind and replacing them with a bewigged Vicki Lawrence.

Kasdeja wrote:Damn it...AP's post makes mine look stupid.

Actually, I think it makes yours look interesting.

Kasdeja wrote:

I've lost the link for the website where they sell those! Can you post it, Kas?

AutoPilate wrote:

I hope it's a fight to the death. And they both lose.

Mirage wrote:Yea, even Popeye's shall be clensed.

I didn't know Jesus was a bird of prey. Or a roller coaster in Sandusky, Ohio.

Frankly, given a choice, I'd prefer the roller coaster.

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:34 pm

Languorous Lass wrote:
Mirage wrote:she gets the dubious honor of, ahem, being the "finisher" for Hef during "Sex Nights"
Is "finisher" what it sounds like, or is it something more like "fluffer"?

What it sounds like. And not the "normal" hetero-type finisher, either. If you get my thinly veiled meaning.

If not.....*scratches head*

Languorous Lass · Post by **Languorous Lass** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:35 pm

I thought it might involve a little hands-on effort . . .

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:35 pm

Who's the boss?

Languorous Lass · Post by **Languorous Lass** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:36 pm

AutoPilate wrote:Who's the boss?

Sorry.

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:36 pm

Languorous Lass wrote:I thought it might involve a little hands-on effort . . .

At his age, I'm sure it's more than a little effort. Can you imagine the Tendonitis?

Languorous Lass · Post by **Languorous Lass** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:39 pm

Mirage wrote:
Languorous Lass wrote:I thought it might involve a little hands-on effort . . .
At his age, I'm sure it's more than a little effort. Can you imagine the Tendonitis?

Given the amount of . . . compensation Hef has engaged in over the decades, I suspect the injury would be more like carpal-tunnel.

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:40 pm

I should have put him on my celebrity dead pool list.

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:41 pm

Languorous Lass wrote:
Mirage wrote:
Languorous Lass wrote:I thought it might involve a little hands-on effort . . .
At his age, I'm sure it's more than a little effort. Can you imagine the Tendonitis?
Given the amount of . . . compensation Hef has engaged in over the decades, I suspect the injury would be more like carpal-tunnel.

Good Lord, I feel so dirty typing this, but I can't resist:

Considering what I posted before about how Holly "finishes" carpal-tunnel is very appropriate.

I'm going to hell.

Languorous Lass · Post by **Languorous Lass** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:47 pm

Mirage wrote:Considering what I posted before about how Holly "finishes" carpal-tunnel is very appropriate.

I would have thought that the train-in-tunnel method was the typical heterosexual method of "finishing."

Mirage wrote:I'm going to hell.

Honey, join the club.

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:54 pm

Languorous Lass wrote:
Mirage wrote:Considering what I posted before about how Holly "finishes" carpal-tunnel is very appropriate.
I would have thought that the train-in-tunnel method was the typical heterosexual method of "finishing."

Sounds like it's time for a poll!

Mirage wrote:I'm going to hell.
Honey, join the club.

Atleast I'll be around people I love.

http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/

In the Bible, He says: "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life"... Isn't that COOL?!

Languorous Lass · Post by **Languorous Lass** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:55 pm

Mirage wrote: http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/

In the Bible, He says: "For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life"... Isn't that COOL?!

Aargh! LAMBUEL! Get out the eye-forks!