I'm still pissed..but I like you guys. (NO, not you)

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:27 pm

Troof, money can buy many things. Like sluts.

Kasdeja · Post by **Kasdeja** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:28 pm

If you are paying for them, doesn't that make them whores?

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:29 pm

I'm not an expert. I've only been with one.

Kasdeja · Post by **Kasdeja** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:30 pm

You've been with a whore? Or a slut?

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:31 pm

*waits impatiently for the answer*

thejyav · Post by **thejyav** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:32 pm

come on ladies you saying you wouldn't go for 4somes with a 112 yeard old guy who probably has STDs that haven't even been dsicovered yet?

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:32 pm

One whore, various sluts.

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:35 pm

I guess the deal is his 3 main GF's (Holly, Bridget, Kendra) and then various handfuls of hangers on/playmates/etc.

Ewwwwwwww.

Jess4298 · Post by **Jess4298** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:44 pm

Mirage wrote:I love to snark about that show, it's full of things to make fun of.

There's been a couple of "insider" books written about life as a GF and they all seem to match in their descriptions of Sex Nights right down to the use of baby oil that you can see in various episodes of The Girls Next Door.

From the rumors and what's been written, his main Ho, Holly, squirmed and doublecrossed her way to the top, totally making herself over into what Hef's perfect woman would be. It's SUCH a guilty pleasure for me.

LOL!!! I have to admit...I really like the show just because it cracks me up!! I don't know why, but I'm highly amused by it. Now that doesn't mean I'll set aside time to watch it, but if it's on and I've got nothing better to do I'll watch a bit of it

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:51 pm

Jess4298 wrote: LOL!!! I have to admit...I really like the show just because it cracks me up!! I don't know why, but I'm highly amused by it. Now that doesn't mean I'll set aside time to watch it, but if it's on and I've got nothing better to do I'll watch a bit of it

Yay! Thanks for making me feel like not so much of an idiot!

You can find Jill Ann Spaulding's "expose" on them online ("Hefnerland" I think it's called) in PDF form. Most of it is pretty damn pathetic, but there's a few, ahem, revealing chapters about "alone time", if you know what I mean.

Jess4298 · Post by **Jess4298** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 1:55 pm

Mirage wrote:Yay! Thanks for making me feel like not so much of an idiot!

You can find Jill Ann Spaulding's "expose" on them online ("Hefnerland" I think it's called) in PDF form. Most of it is pretty damn pathetic, but there's a few, ahem, revealing chapters about "alone time", if you know what I mean.

I'm glad to know I'm not the only who is amused by it lol

I may have to check that out!

My friends tease me about it and gave me the first season as a gag gift, but you wouldn't believe the number of guys who have been shocked and impressed by the fact that it's in my DVD collection

(and of course they beg to see the episode with the playboy shoot since it's uncensored on the DVD lol)

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:05 pm

Jess4298 wrote: I'm glad to know I'm not the only who is amused by it lol

I may have to check that out!

My friends tease me about it and gave me the first season as a gag gift, but you wouldn't believe the number of guys who have been shocked and impressed by the fact that it's in my DVD collection (and of course they beg to see the episode with the playboy shoot since it's uncensored on the DVD lol)

I'm looking for the link now.

Oh Lord, uncensored?

Wait, season one is the black silk sheets, right? Season 2 was the one where they got to do their own individual shoots? God, can I get any more pathetic?

Found it!

http://www.toppairmagazine.com/jillann_ ... erland.pdf

It's a lot of blah blah crap about this mentally ill woman growing up with the sole dream of becoming a bunny. It's sad really. But there are a couple interesting chapters in there about the poo/pee stained mansion, sex nights, general girl cattiness, and Hef going "big brother" on the guests there. Good times.

Jess4298 · Post by **Jess4298** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:11 pm

Mirage wrote:I'm looking for the link now.

Oh Lord, uncensored? Wait, season one is the black silk sheets, right? Season 2 was the one where they got to do their own individual shoots? God, can I get any more pathetic?

Found it!

http://www.toppairmagazine.com/jillann_ ... erland.pdf

It's a lot of blah blah crap about this mentally ill woman growing up with the sole dream of becoming a bunny. It's sad really. But there are a couple interesting chapters in there about the poo/pee stained mansion, sex nights, general girl cattiness, and Hef going "big brother" on the guests there. Good times.

LOL!! Thanks!

TOTALLY uncensored...I'm talking you can see every piercing on Kendra lol (the guys totally watched that shot frame by frame...) The first season was the black sheets...I've been told I'm getting season 2 for my birthday

I think they're just buying them for me so THEY can watch them at my house on the big screen without seeming too skeezy

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:14 pm

Mirage wrote:God, can I get any more pathetic?

Probably but let's not find out for sure.

Kasdeja · Post by **Kasdeja** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 2:30 pm

NO, no...pathetic is me looking to see if Mama's Family is available on DVD...