I'm still pissed..but I like you guys. (NO, not you)

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:38 pm

poor birdies

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:45 pm

Ugh..they're pigeons!! Rats with wings.

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 4:52 pm

poor winged rats

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:00 pm

Don't be a sissy.

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:05 pm

stupid winged rats

DIE BISHES DIE!!

better?

betz28 · Post by **betz28** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:29 pm

LesterG wrote:stupid winged rats

DIE BISHES DIE!!

better?

lester...you so funny! hehe

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 5:29 pm

betz28 wrote:
LesterG wrote:stupid winged rats

DIE BISHES DIE!!

better?

lester...you so funny! hehe

Rawr~ lol

Languorous Lass · Post by **Languorous Lass** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:44 pm

spaciegirlreturn wrote:I have to share with you a section of my friend's blog because I almost died laughing when I read it. He is so fu*ked:

"Last night I stayed unusually late at work due to the downpour that seized the city. Feeling trapped in the office, and waiting for a calm in the storm to escape to bed, I decided to make a "I miss you card" for a dead pigeon. Sure, I found some humor in it to pass the time. For the last two weeks I have passed a dead pigeon on my way to and from work. Neatly tucked away on a step, away from foot traffic, and preserved due to the cold... it sat undisturbed. Until yesterday when I found a little shrine being built around it. Nothing big.... just a half eaten donut placed by its side and a cigarette hanging out of its beak. It only seemed fitting for me to contribute my own sick demented work.

So I departed with a hand drawn card, and several birthday candles to drop of to my departed friend. . . .

I got a hold of what seemed to be the problem. Bubbles started to erupt indicating that the substance in my grasp was the culprit. Oh.... just a bunch of sticks! No problem there. WRONG! It was a nest..... and it was still somebodies home. Sure enough, caught in the matrix of twigs and string was a bloated baby pigeon. Completely repulsed and holding back the vomit from coming up in my throat, I quickly threw it in a bag. The water went down enough, that I saw two more of those fuckin sick bastards stuck together..... as if they were hugging each other in their last moments of life. That family went down Posieden style."

Heh. Ain't karma a bitch?

spaciegirlreturn · Post by **spaciegirlreturn** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:48 pm

You know...since you said that..I simply must reveal the rest of that story. I love this kid!!:

"Too grossed out to go back to bed, I started my journey to go into work. I grabbed my umbrella and decided to walk the whole way. First off, I believe people generally get stupid when it rains.....might be the moisture in the air. I on the other hand get angry.

Sure enough my walk COULDN'T be an enjoyable one. Not two blocks into my walk, i am approached by a small asian woman selling umbrellas. This bitch asked me if I wanted to buy an umbrella 3 times. I looked around to realize I was the one she was talking to. What the f**k!? I had an umbrella. I stared at her, and gave her the "how fuckin stupid are you eyes". Actually I do want an umbrella to keep the one I have from getting wet..... stupid bitch.

On with my travels, I encountered wet free loaders on every corner who whould snuggle right next to you and sneak under your umbrella because they forgot theirs... please.... there is a stupid asian woman down the block who will be happy to sell you one or two. I, of course, found pleasure to tilt my shit down a little in the person's direction so they got splattered by all of my run off.

A few blocks later, a huge gust of wind came out of God knows where, and with it ripped my umbrella from my hand. .... right in front of a bus. Damn it!

Okay... so its wet. Where the hell is a small asian woman when you actual want one? Strangely enough... no where to be seen apparently.

Moral of the story... anything you hate... hates you more. and karma is a bitch."

Languorous Lass · Post by **Languorous Lass** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 6:52 pm

Hee! Even more karma than I knew. I love it.

djmadscribbler · Post by **djmadscribbler** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 7:05 pm

spaciegirlreturn wrote: "Where the hell is a small asian woman when you actual want one? "

I've asked myself this so many times...

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:07 pm

heh...check your inbox Les...

Sim7lizard · Post by **Sim7lizard** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 9:16 pm

Ziola???

psychobunnie · Post by **psychobunnie** » Fri Mar 02, 2007 11:15 pm

spaciegirlreturn wrote:"A few blocks later, a huge gust of wind came out of God knows where, and with it ripped my umbrella from my hand. .... right in front of a bus. Damn it!"

i choked on my pop from when i read that. lmfao.

robtomorrow · Post by **robtomorrow** » Sat Mar 03, 2007 12:08 am