Sheikh Gomelez wrote:When someone begins to proselytize, I usually stop the person midsentence and ask if he or she happens to have a sheep handy. The answer is invariably negative. I express profound sorrow and explain that I wanted to offer to predict the outcome of the person's efforts by interpreting certain marks in the beast's liver.
I always carry a sheep around with me for just such an occurrence. Hasn't come up yet, but I have faith!
The Babylonians would've approved of that sort of faith.
Come to think of it, so would some Welsh farmers I've known. However, I suspect their reasons for keeping the sheep were less spiritual than physical.
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tension, apprehension,
And dissension have begun.
I need it this morning... And I've got a "technical interview" with AT&T this morning... Ugg... I hate dealing with AT&T...
Hehe... Last time someone asked "How are you and Jesus getting along?" I replied "Fine, until he slept with my wife." I got the blank "WTF?!" stare in return, so added "Oh! You mean *that* Jesus." Fundamentalists have absolutely no sense of humor about religion Oh well, it ended the conversation pretty quickly
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Sim7lizard wrote:wow!!! Complete change of subject!!! From Jesus to sheep hugging ( and by hugging you know what I mean! )
Hey... When I think of Jesus, I always think of sheep hugging.
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Ziola wrote:Dear me...what have I walked into this morning. Thank goodness I have already had multiple cups of coffee....
I'm not really evil... Honest! I'm not!
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