Shush you!
I'll let you in on a secret. We all know from twjaniak's video that P. Monkey was his behind-the-scenes forum helper. Well, Owen helps me with the forum (he's sorta a Broken Kid Helper!

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And he was right here with me looking over my shoulder when I posted the ranks, and he forgot himself! So it's not all my fault. He forgives me!
Right now, we're awfully busy administering the forum to create a petition. Besides, he's a very modest turtle, and he says he doesn't need the air time. (I disagree!)