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Do you love your penis?

Yes, what's not to love?
15
30%
Meh.....all except for the "shrinkage"
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10%
I love it so much I want to post a pic below!
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20%
Every Night!
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30%
Ewwww! It's icky and I try to touch it as little as possible!
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10%
 
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Well, we had the sweatpants discussion. :lol:
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Balmung wrote:maybe cause it's nasty lol

besides, no one like the "C" word lol
O-nay!! If it's the C word I'm thinking of, I like it a lot...way better than the other word.
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The P word? Blech, way worse than the four-letter C word.

I prefer to refer to it as "my fancy," as in, "tickling my fancy."
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Wait are we talking about female parts now? Cause both the male and female parts have a raunchy, four letter c word...
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I LOVE PENISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
























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PinkoLady wrote:The P word? Blech, way worse than the four-letter C word.

I prefer to refer to it as "my fancy," as in, "tickling my fancy."
Yeah... P word = bad. Actually, both C words for either part are better than both P words..or 3 P words and the D word. Then there's the T word..and the S word. The S word is kind of bad too. I vote Cs.
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Killthesmiley wrote:I LOVE PENISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Me Toooooooo!!!!!!























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I think it's kind of funny and a bit sad that the penis becomes so taboo and private when we grow up. When I was younger, I had no problem skinny-dipping or showering naked after gym class or at camp in a group shower. Heck, I even flashed it to a girl when I was still in elementary school :oops:, after she flashed me her bare chest . Now? I'd be much less likely to do so. Case in point, 4th of July weekend a couple of years ago, some girls asked the guys to show them their penises, and I chose not to do so--though I had no problem with them flashing their breasts.

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lonelyelendi wrote:Wait are we talking about female parts now? Cause both the male and female parts have a raunchy, four letter c word...
a four letter c word for peepee? [hhahaha i said peepee]
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Kasdeja wrote:
Yeah, there's a difference when someone only comes to cry about something and when people are off topic having fun. Yeah. So, blah...why not come back to check on more of my posts so you can be snarky.
i wasnt crying, you obviously cant understand my context. i was merely warning the author of this thread of he fact that some people could be offended by this. then i merely brought up an example and you tried to say im off topic or something liek that, when what i said was completely relavent to the thread, so just pay some freakin attention and we can avoid things like this in the future

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Kasdeja wrote:Oh...and maybe read the thread a bit more. I mean, you pick and choose a few posts...and ignore the on topic ones...AS IF we can't all just go back. Congratulations on finding 3 off topic posts...but notice they aren't WHINING...?

you REALLY cant get me then. i havent whined in the least, you on the other hand whined about the whole little post i made on pg1 of this thread, which is what began this in the first place... if you call me warning a fellow member that somone might be offended by having penises in the thread whining, then you need some theropy, or maybe just a dictionary

edit: on pg2 the author of the thread even agreed with me, only he didnt get any angry PMs. so at least SOMEONE got my point. perhaps if i give you this ball you could bounce it for a while.
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Absynth wrote:if you call me warning a fellow member [chuckle] that somone [sic] might be offended by having penises in the thread whining [sic: I'd pay good money to see actual penises literally whining in any venue; I'll admit that a number of penises-- of the metaphoric kind-- do whine online, but I suspect that's part of the splendor and misery of living in the Information Age, and I propose that your actual sentiment and intended meaning could've been conveyed more clearly and concisely, i.e., in a way I couldn't deliberately misread], then you need some theropy [sic], or maybe just a dictionary [huzzah]
My apologies for being such a d*** [pun very much intended], but I just noticed the post and found the ironies worth mentioning.
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We now return you to your NON whining/crying/pathetic post stalking PENIS program.
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Party! Penis Party!
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