February Video Commentary Archive
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Sim7lizard
- Hymn of One
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lonelyelendi
- The Order of Denderah
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That prompted me to write this:Cloud_ax wrote:HAPPY BIRTHDAY KENNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lonelyelendi wrote:lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala! I am just taking a break from lying in bed watching tv...*sigh* I know! Talk about a stressful birthday, right?
WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Throughout the skit, Bob remains completely calm in tone, unless otherwise noted.]
Bob: Hey man. I got a problem.
John: Woah there buddy, I’m gonna need you to calm down.
Bob: I am…
[John hits Bob with a large dead fish, interrupting Bob’s thought.]
Bob: What the f**k was that for?
John: I told you to calm down.
Bob: So you hit me in the face with a dead fish? That was totally…
[John hits Bob with the dead fish again, and again, interrupts his thought. Bob’s face remains turned sideways for several seconds, then he slowly turns it back to face John.]
Bob: Seriously, what the f**k are you doing?
John: Trying to calm you down. You are hysterical.
Bob: No I’m not.
John: Yes you are.
Bob: Dude, I just wanted to…
[John hits Bob in the face with the dead fish, yet again.]
Bob: That is it, you fucker. [Bob is now very angry. He takes the fish from John and rips it in two. He then pulls a knife out from his coat pocket and stabs John maliciously until John falls over dead. Bob continues stabbing him in a fit of anger. Soon, he realizes what he is doing and wipes the blood off of his face and stands up.] There, I feel much…
Woman: Calm down! [She hits Bob in the face with another dead fish.]
PS: Thanks Jess!
My plays: Random Incoherence
'vote 'mute in '08!
Diane's adopted son
<marlasinger> i'll rape you!
<marlasinger> i mean
<marlasinger> damnit marla be smooth
'vote 'mute in '08!
Diane's adopted son
<marlasinger> i'll rape you!
<marlasinger> i mean
<marlasinger> damnit marla be smooth
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Cloud_ax
- Hymn of One
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- Location: stealing a plane to Zi's wedding, who wants to come??
oh damn thats got to suck! how long have you had that??Jamesyboy wrote:Things are fairly good people!!Cloud_ax wrote:word up!Jamesyboy wrote:Evening all....
its james!
hows it going, buddy??
Blocked sinuses causing toothache and ear ache and just finished a 16 hour shift but fairly cool apart from that....
~Commander of the LG15 Defense ForceI'm Ziola's Little Brother.
My big sister is getting married!!
"If this is a dream, don't wake me up."
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Cloud_ax
- Hymn of One
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....lonelyelendi wrote:That prompted me to write this:
[Throughout the skit, Bob remains completely calm in tone, unless otherwise noted.]
Bob: Hey man. I got a problem.
John: Woah there buddy, I’m gonna need you to calm down.
Bob: I am…
[John hits Bob with a large dead fish, interrupting Bob’s thought.]
Bob: What the f**k was that for?
John: I told you to calm down.
Bob: So you hit me in the face with a dead fish? That was totally…
[John hits Bob with the dead fish again, and again, interrupts his thought. Bob’s face remains turned sideways for several seconds, then he slowly turns it back to face John.]
Bob: Seriously, what the f**k are you doing?
John: Trying to calm you down. You are hysterical.
Bob: No I’m not.
John: Yes you are.
Bob: Dude, I just wanted to…
[John hits Bob in the face with the dead fish, yet again.]
Bob: That is it, you f***er. [Bob is now very angry. He takes the fish from John and rips it in two. He then pulls a knife out from his coat pocket and stabs John maliciously until John falls over dead. Bob continues stabbing him in a fit of anger. Soon, he realizes what he is doing and wipes the blood off of his face and stands up.] There, I feel much…
Woman: Calm down! [She hits Bob in the face with another dead fish.]
PS: Thanks Jess!
~Commander of the LG15 Defense ForceI'm Ziola's Little Brother.
My big sister is getting married!!
"If this is a dream, don't wake me up."
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Jess4298
- The Order of Denderah
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- Joined: Mon Jan 08, 2007 10:29 pm
- Location: A lovely cottage by the gutter
Not good at all! Nothing you can take to help? Drink perhaps?Jamesyboy wrote:Cheers Jess!! Had it on and off for a few weeks now. Seems to come on more in the evening for some reason.
Hey ho. Mustn't grumble....
I too have discovered the location of our fearless Commander Cloud!
(But I'm not telling either!!)
(But I'm not telling either!!)