At our last team do, my old boss was so wrecked by 5pm that we had to carry him out into the street, and drag him into a taxi to get him home again. At a cost of £100. Not the smallest of men either!!Marbella wrote:Jamesy, you are totally kidding. I think you need to check yourself into a clinic, asap!!
One of my team mates went with him in the taxi (as they live nearby) and had to drag him up the drive to his front door. He then let go, and my ex boss fell into a bush. So my other team mate rang the doorbell, and my ex boss' wife came out and dragged him indoors. She's now banned him from coming out on any more team dos!!
All in all he spent over £500 on drink and food between 12pm and 5pm, and lost his mobile phone.
Silly man.
But yeah, 20 bottles of Smirnoff Ice isn't too bad really. It's only just under 2 units per bottle, and if you drink them often enough then you build up quite a tolerance....