raindown wrote:that is exactly why me and my boyfriend don't "talk".
a waste of time
lol, Okay, so I'm on the phone with my bf right now, and he asked me to read off some of the posts, I read off yours. Now he's going off about how that's a great idea.
BTW-Sorry, I may be a little slow to respond for the next few minutes. I'm on the phone now, too.
This world will never be what I expected.
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raindown wrote:that is exactly why me and my boyfriend don't "talk".
a waste of time
lol, Okay, so I'm on the phone with my bf right now, and he asked me to read off some of the posts, I read off yours. Now he's going off about how that's a great idea.
BTW-Sorry, I may be a little slow to respond for the next few minutes. I'm on the phone now, too.
it really *is* a great idea. my boyfriend just loves it.
I come over, we have sex, the only real conversation we have is... well, a little too dirty for public forums.
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<marlasinger> i'll rape you!
<marlasinger> i mean
<marlasinger> damnit marla be smooth
Okay, I'm off the phone now, but I read this one to my BF before I got off (sounds pervy, but it isn't!) and he asked-
"So wait....If I buy you a diamond.....Do those fake ones from those 25 cent machines at bowling alleys count?"
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This world will never be what I expected.
And if I don't belong, who would have guessed it?
You people and your champagne talk...*glances at cinnamon roll* Here it is 1:15 on a Saturday and I'd really like some champagne to go with my sortadessert.
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You have to understand the way I am,
Mein Herr.
A tiger is a tiger, not a lamb,
Mein Herr.
You'll never turn the vinegar to jam,
Mein Herr.
So I do...
What I do...
When I'm through...
Then I'm through...
And I'm through...
Toodle-oo!
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tension, apprehension,
And dissension have begun.
Okay, I'm off the phone now, but I read this one to my BF before I got off (sounds pervy, but it isn't!) and he asked-
"So wait....If I buy you a diamond.....Do those fake ones from those 25 cent machines at bowling alleys count?"
Did you tell him "No, and this means you need to buy me a bigger diamond to get anything."
My plays: Random Incoherence
'vote 'mute in '08!
Diane's adopted son
<marlasinger> i'll rape you!
<marlasinger> i mean
<marlasinger> damnit marla be smooth
btw cup o' noodles, tell your bf that I'm just being sarcastic
My dear bf can and does talk endlessly. we have great conversations.
I keep up with our talks, though, 'cause he can do some pretty wierd things with his tongue muwhahaha.
"You are disoriented. Blackness swims toward you like a school of eels who have just seen something that eels like a lot."
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lonelyelendi wrote:Ah, who the hell are we kidding? Wanna go have sex?
lol, Okay, so I know I'm bringing this back from the last page, but I read this to my BF, and he (not knowing that it's a line that you wrote, Kenny) asked in an angry tone-
"Who the f*ck is Kenny? I'll kick his lily ass!"
I told him to shut up or he'll never get any.
This world will never be what I expected.
And if I don't belong, who would have guessed it?
raindown wrote:btw cup o' noodles, tell your bf that I'm just being sarcastic
My dear bf can and does talk endlessly. we have great conversations.
I keep up with our talks, though, 'cause he can do some pretty wierd things with his tongue muwhahaha.
I just got off the phone with him, but I have a feeling he knew I was kidding.
This world will never be what I expected.
And if I don't belong, who would have guessed it?
Okay, I'm off the phone now, but I read this one to my BF before I got off (sounds pervy, but it isn't!) and he asked-
"So wait....If I buy you a diamond.....Do those fake ones from those 25 cent machines at bowling alleys count?"
Only if a cowboy carries him away in a van to a cabin in the mountains...
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tenser, said the Tensor.
Tension, apprehension,
And dissension have begun.
JK
