my breasts

smurfswim · Post by **smurfswim** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 4:55 am

My breasts are kind of sagging. What should I do?

angie78gg · Post by **angie78gg** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 5:55 am

Implants? That would perk 'em right up lol

ApotheosisAZ · Post by **ApotheosisAZ** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:28 am

This very important concern can only be addressed by the fully qualified folks in the Off The Cuff section. As I have notified the concerned parties by PM, they will anxiously await the debate there.

Good luck!

stuart2004 · Post by **stuart2004** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 6:31 am

have you breasts sucked that should take care of your problem...and if not hell you will enjoy it so it wont really matter

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 7:57 am

This is the worst thread about breasts I've ever read... and I've even been on a mastectomy forum.

Kasdeja · Post by **Kasdeja** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 8:24 am

Wear a bra?

betz28 · Post by **betz28** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 9:52 am

stuart2004 wrote:have you breasts sucked that should take care of your problem...and if not hell you will enjoy it so it wont really matter

k, i just died laughing when i read this hahhahahahha!

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:47 am

Kasdeja wrote:Wear a bra?

I second that.

Or put em back in place with duct tape and an ace bandage.

itsreallyreal · Post by **itsreallyreal** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:54 am

Ziola wrote:
Kasdeja wrote:Wear a bra?
I second that.

Or put em back in place with duct tape and an ace bandage.

Maybe staples would work best?

betz28 · Post by **betz28** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 10:59 am

this should work for ya....

Scrawnyfish · Post by **Scrawnyfish** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:41 am

push up bra.

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 11:44 am

Japanese rope bondage FTW!

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:17 pm

what an awkward thread.

lol.

I agree with all the below:

Kasdeja wrote:Wear a bra?

stuart2004 wrote:have you breasts sucked that should take care of your problem...and if not hell you will enjoy it so it wont really matter

AND

AP wrote:This is the worst thread about breasts I've ever read...

Kasdeja · Post by **Kasdeja** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:20 pm

I always preferred to use surgical tape instead of duct tape when my outfit wouldn't afford a bra.

Geesh, how old are you to worry about sagginess on here? I mean, I'm 29 and rather well endowed...you don't hear me complaining about sagging.

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Tue Feb 06, 2007 12:41 pm

That's because you possess those two perfectly contoured boobly things.