
What colour is said to be the root of all evil? ORANGE!
And what colour is JTKO? ORANGE!
"Jonas: I once lured these people to my house / I told them I wanted to help them / What I was doing... / Kidnapping! Oh, yes! / Secretly workin' for The Order! Ok, I'm done."
Are you truly done now, Jonas? I think not.
There you have it. Jonas said it himself. He's secretly working for The Order.
-Noodles
P.S. Okay, this was KIND OF a joke. Not really, though. I believe in the pure evil that is the Orange Slushee/Slurpee.