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Me too! That's why I won't get a professional pedicure.Mirage wrote:*shudder*Jamidru wrote:Hey Mirage.....
I sooooo dedicate my Avatar to you!
yup!
I've always had issues with feet. I don't mind my own, you know, I've got no problems with wearing open toed heels or sandals or anything like that, but other people's feet? Ewww. Or someone touching mine? Double ewwwww. I have a friend who swears she's gonna drag me to get a pedicure (I do them myself, thank you very much). Yuckie.
I hear ya. I once sat between my BF's sister in law and cousin and listened to them discuss the different types of fungus and nasties that you can get from someone screwing up your pedicure. Good GAWD!Kasdeja wrote:Me too! That's why I won't get a professional pedicure.Mirage wrote:*shudder*Jamidru wrote:Hey Mirage.....
I sooooo dedicate my Avatar to you!
I swear, that's what I read the first time I looked at your post. The words conjured such marvellously sordid images-- and such wicked ideas about the transmission of fungi and nasties-- that I looked in several medical encyclopedias to try and locate the cooties in question...Mirage wrote:I hear ya. I once sat between my BF's sister in law and cousin and listened to them discuss the different types of fungus and nasties that you can get from someone screwing your pedicure. Good GAWD!
The Sheikh is back!Sheikh Gomelez wrote:
I guess my planned discussion of furries and my detailed examination of kigurumi and the animegao phenomenon are out of the question, too...
I always thought Bambi Meets Godzilla was a cinematic example of furry edgeplay...
Your intellectual wit has been missed! Really, I'd like to say this was an oh-so-intelligent and dastardly plot to lure you back to the forum with tempting visions of strange fungiied foot fetishes, but unfortunately, I am neither that intelligent nor creative.Sheikh Gomelez wrote:I swear, that's what I read the first time I looked at your post. The words conjured such marvellously sordid images-- and such wicked ideas about the transmission of fungi and nasties-- that I looked in several medical encyclopedias to try and locate the cooties in question...Mirage wrote:I hear ya. I once sat between my BF's sister in law and cousin and listened to them discuss the different types of fungus and nasties that you can get from someone screwing your pedicure. Good GAWD!
I began to suspect that this entire thread was some sort of coded discussion of edgeplay. "In my absence, could things really have reached this sort of low?" I wondered, my lips pulling into a smile, my palms sweating, my nucleus accumbens flooding with dopamine at the thought.
Then I realized that you actually stated the nasties were caused by someone screwing up a pedicure. Kind of took the fun out of it...
'ed that you're back. 
