Why Tarzan doesnt have a beard.

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Why Tarzan doesnt have a beard.

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Ok..I saw that Bree+Daniel=4eva has in there signature the question of "Why doesn't Tarzan have a Beard?" If you had read the FIRST Tarzan book "Tarzan of the Apes" by Edgar Rice Burroughs you would know the answer. He shaves with his fathers knife.
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okkkkk, i'm guessin all the 12 year olds u flirt with in chat are going to come in and be all lmaoooo omg LGS you are so funny we love you

but that was not even funny in the slightest :?
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iamcool wrote:okkkkk, i'm guessin all the 12 year olds u flirt with in chat are going to come in and be all lmaoooo omg LGS you are so funny we love you

but that was not even funny in the slightest :?


Why don't you just shut up you insipid pathetic little troll. Funny? Why NO..its not supposed to be overtly funny..it answers someone's question about why Tarzan doesnt have a beard.
As 12 year olds flirting with me in the chat...are you jealous? But seriously..the chat is no longer working. Even if it was..the chat and this forum is supposed to be 13 and up.. and I don't flirt with minors...so getting to the real crux of the matter...that leaves you out Joshie. Sorry to break your heart. Now go post another 1500 useless posts so you can catch Mirage.
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lordgreystoke422 wrote:
iamcool wrote:okkkkk, i'm guessin all the 12 year olds u flirt with in chat are going to come in and be all lmaoooo omg LGS you are so funny we love you

but that was not even funny in the slightest :?


Why don't you just shut up you insipid pathetic little troll. Funny? Why NO..its not supposed to be overtly funny..it answers someone's question about why Tarzan doesnt have a beard.
As 12 year olds flirting with me in the chat...are you jealous? But seriously..the chat is no longer working. Even if it was..the chat and this forum is supposed to be 13 and up.. and I don't flirt with minors...so getting to the real crux of the matter...that leaves you out Joshie. Sorry to break your heart. Now go post another 1500 useless posts so you can catch Mirage.
so u flirt with 13 year olds?
u sick little freak, and no i am not jealous i have enough on here

and i'm not a troll, i just really dislike u
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oh my goodness Joshua...it looks like you are making friends everywhere.

"insipid pathetic little troll" wow! When even the likes of Greystoke has had it with you you have reached rock bottom.

Perhaps your red-robed boyfriend might comfort you in this time of need. Unlikely tohugh since he is clearly having problems of his own.
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yes i care what 2 30+ year old men picking fights with 16 years think of me :?
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Taig wrote:oh my goodness Joshua...it looks like you are making friends everywhere.

"insipid pathetic little troll" wow! When even the likes of Greystoke has had it with you you have reached rock bottom.

Perhaps your red-robed boyfriend might comfort you in this time of need. Unlikely tohugh since he is clearly having problems of his own.
I am so glad to see that 2 adults can so easily be brought to the level in which they feel it necessary to make snide or degrading comments to people whose commentary is so juvenile that it should be below their ohh so mature notice
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lordgreystoke422 wrote:He shaves with his fathers knife.
Does he do that with his chest, too?
Why was there BACON IN THE SOAP?!
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lordgreystoke422 wrote:
Now go post another 1500 useless posts so you can catch Mirage.
Hey! Leave me out of this! :lol:
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AutoPilate wrote:
lordgreystoke422 wrote:He shaves with his fathers knife.
Does he do that with his chest, too?
Try reading the book... Also..just because HOLLYWOOD depicts Tarzan one way..it has nothing to do with how the author originally intended.
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Gee, really?
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iamcool wrote:yes i care what 2 30+ year old men picking fights with 16 years think of me :?

Maybe you shouldn't pick fights with 30+ year old men you little troll. How interesting that the attacker cries out as the victim.
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how am i crying?

you can call me a troll all u want but its a bit sad of a 30+ calling 16 years olds names, dont u think?
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First of all.... Hi Lord.. Ive missed ya!

Second of all, Joshy I thought we talked about you being nice! Bad boy!

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