is jonas gay?

He's a skateboarder. He's rich. He lives alone. What's his deal?

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is jonas queer as a $3?

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Post by anniid »

He said he's "hooked up" with girls he's just never had a girlfriend.
I think the creators were trying to clue us in on the dead fish thing...something about whether or not bree and jonas are going to "hook up."
but jonas is not gay. the fan club would almost instantly dissolve...because there would be no hope.
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anniid wrote:He said he's "hooked up" with girls
He never said "with girls"
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yes, but he was discussing how he had never had a GIRLfriend.it would have been redundant for him to say "with girls"
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never too redundant

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its never to redundant to say "with girls"
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platypusrex256 wrote:its never to redundant to say "with girls"
hahe...I'm afraid I disagree.
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anniid: hahe...I'm afraid I disagree.
and i also dissagree with you. i guess there is no winning. i suppose reaffirming it too much will be overcompensating and yet lack of total affirmation is leaving it ambiguous.

unless jonas is now banging the new chick, who happens to be so famous but im the only perosn who has no clue who she is... im not convinced that hes not gay.
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platypusrex256 wrote:
anniid: hahe...I'm afraid I disagree.
and i also dissagree with you. i guess there is no winning. i suppose reaffirming it too much will be overcompensating and yet lack of total affirmation is leaving it ambiguous.

unless jonas is now banging the new chick, who happens to be so famous but im the only perosn who has no clue who she is... im not convinced that hes not gay.
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This is the day that Jonas lets Bree nkow the deal...

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watermelonhead wrote:Anytime Jonas does/says anything that may point us to his true sexual identity, post it here.


1) Uncomfortably deflects questions regarding a 'girlfriend'.
I do that if I don't have a girlfriend at the time. It can be an uncomfortable topic.
watermelonhead wrote:2) DanielBeast: "Jonas is REALLY into talking about feelings. Don't be fooled by the whole 'bro' thing
Hey, I talk about fellings a lot too...
watermelonhead wrote:3) DanielBeast: We just talk, he gets misty eyed and we 'hug it out'
Hang on, this is beginning to feel like a witch-hunt! :? :)
watermelonhead wrote:4) Says Bree probably kisses like a dead fish. This comparison is usually associated with things people don't like. Which means Jonas, a male, would not like to kiss Bree, a female.
Jonas is just kinda immature here, I don't think gay guys think women are inherently bad kissers or anything.
watermelonhead wrote:5)girl: you [bree] must have these two guys wrapped around your finger
jonas: whoa whoa don't get any ideas!
This one is easy. jonas is saying, hey there HOT_GIRL, I'm not with Bree. I'm available! :smt039

Actually I think Jonas could be gay. the Point Break reference for one thing. That movie has a blatant homoerotic subtext. :wink:

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jonas is queer!

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oz: Actually I think Jonas could be gay. the Point Break reference for one thing. That movie has a blatant homoerotic subtext. Wink
i was going to waste my response on saying "hmm... maybe your a little bit gay?" but no... rather im going to say this is the most retardedly obvious point that most of us missed. congrats.

yes, jonas might be a bit gay. the parts by themselves dont indecate anything but the sum of the parts do. a lot.
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I Suspect...

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After the latest video, "For the Ladies" I began to piece some suspicions together.

For Example:

1) Jonas scanned the camera slowly on Daniel, getting every inch of him.

2) Jonas commented on Daniel's wardrobe in a playful (perhaps flirtatious?) way.

3) Jonas said "now this is very important: show me some of your moves" or something to that effect.

4) Jonas admitted he used to get drunk a lot and do things he regretted.


hmm... interesting... :smt008
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Re: I Suspect...

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copperboom wrote:After the latest video, "For the Ladies" I began to piece some suspicions together.

For Example:

1) Jonas scanned the camera slowly on Daniel, getting every inch of him.

2) Jonas commented on Daniel's wardrobe in a playful (perhaps flirtatious?) way.

3) Jonas said "now this is very important: show me some of your moves" or something to that effect.

4) Jonas admitted he used to get drunk a lot and do things he regretted.


hmm... interesting... :smt008
1) I think he was just trying to show us Daniel's ridiculous outfits, haha.

2) I think he was just trying to reinforce just how ridiculous Daniel looks.

3) I'm pretty sure he was fooling around and trying to make Daniel look silly.

4) That doesn't necessarily mean he hooked up with other guys, and, even if he did, that doesn't make him gay. I've hooked up with other girls in the past when I was in what I like to call my "sexually explorative" years, but I actually consider myself to be quite straight.

All-in-all, I think this particular video was just meant to be light-hearted because I think something big is about to go down.
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Re: I Suspect...

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autumneternal wrote:I've hooked up with other girls in the past when I was in what I like to call my "sexually explorative" years,
Damn! I missed it again! I hate it when that happens. 8)
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Re: I Suspect...

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trainer101 wrote:
autumneternal wrote:I've hooked up with other girls in the past when I was in what I like to call my "sexually explorative" years,
Damn! I missed it again! I hate it when that happens. 8)
:shock: :-$
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's an Illuminati Smiley: /.\

:smt105
Jonas is no Bruce Wayne, but he is a mild-mannered millionare with a secret identity.
He's HamsterMan, and his parents' bedroom is really the entrance to the HamsterCave.

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autumneternal
trainer101 wrote:
autumneternal wrote:
I've hooked up with other girls in the past when I was in what I like to call my "sexually explorative" years,

Damn! I missed it again! I hate it when that happens. Cool


Shocked Shhh
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's an Illuminati Smiley: Illuminati
that was clever. clever indeed.
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