SNL Celebrity Jeopardy

Killthesmiley · Post by **Killthesmiley** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 9:57 am

OK because I've been spouting off random snl jeopary skit lines from on specific skit...i figured i'd make athread so we can spout off lines and bounce them back and forth between each other....
just for kicks and giggles

alex: this condiment is made from mustand seeds
*bleep*
alex: french stewart
French: the answer of course is onions

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:00 am

"Turd Ferguson"

What more needs to be said?

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:02 am

Damn you and your Daily Doubles, you brigand!

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:02 am

"The rapists"

"That's therapists"

Christ, this is one of my all time favourite skits.

Killthesmiley · Post by **Killthesmiley** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:05 am

alex: Marlin, pick your catagory
Marlin Brando: uhh....fishing for 100
alex:....theres no fishing on the board.
Marlin : Uh... i like fishing

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:07 am

Alex: And the answer is, "You usually drink water out of one of these." buzz Sean Connery.

Sean: A leather glove.

Killthesmiley · Post by **Killthesmiley** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:07 am

alex: remember, the catagory is famous "Roberts". Famous "roberts" in the Kennedy Family.
Burt: Robert Blake

Killthesmiley · Post by **Killthesmiley** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:08 am

alex: is your birthday on december 25th Mr Renyolds?
Burt: No July 7th
alex: actually i have your bio here, It's February 11th

Killthesmiley · Post by **Killthesmiley** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:11 am

alex: This play by william shakespear is about a merchant who lives in venice
burt: Yea it was footloose

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:12 am

Sean: I've got to ask you about the Penis Mightier.

Alex: What? No. No, no, that is The Pen is Mightier.

Sean: Gussy it up however you want, Trebek. What matters is does it work? Will it really mighty my penis, man?

Alex: It's not a product, Mr. Connery.

Sean: Because I've ordered devices like that before - wasted a pretty penny, I don't mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I'll order a dozen.

Alex: It's not a Penis Mightier, Mr. Connery. There's no such thing!

Killthesmiley · Post by **Killthesmiley** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:15 am

HAHAHA I forgot about that one pilot!!!

ALex: Its been a hard days night i should be sleep like a "this"
*bleep*
Burt: Yea a Chinese whore
alex: no
*bleep*
alex: Jon Travolta
John: Chinese whore doesn't rhyme with dog.

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:23 am

"Name this continent"

"AAAASSSIA"

Kanazaka · Post by **Kanazaka** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:14 pm

Alex: "Miso ... yes, that is a kind of soup .. now how much did you wager? Horny. Miso Horny." Probably not an exact quote, but that was still hilarious

.

And I forget what preceded this but:

Alex: "I don't get it"

Sean: "Oh, I think you do, Trebek."

iamcool · Post by **iamcool** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:19 pm

we dont get that here

it sounds funny though

Killthesmiley · Post by **Killthesmiley** » Fri Jan 12, 2007 7:23 pm

you don't get saturday night live??????????? poor Josh