offtopic: Funny joke ;)

boygirls12 · Post by **boygirls12** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:32 am

timeoff, people! funny joke here

))

Girls vs boys.

Girls' English.

1.Yes = No.
2.No = Yes.
3.May-b = No.
4.It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
5.Do what u want = You'll pay 4 this later.
6.We need to talk" = I need to bitch.
7.Sure......Go ahead = I don't want you too.
8.I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron.
9.How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.
10.Is my butt fat? = Tell me i'm beautiful.
11.You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me.
12.Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.

Guy's English.

1.I'm hungry = I'm hungry.
2.I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.
3.I'm tired = I'm tired.
4.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
5.Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
6.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
7.May I have this dance? = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you.
8.Nice dress = Nice cleavage.
9.You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
10.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
11.What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
12.I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
13.I love you = Let's have sex right now.
14.I love you too = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!
15.Let's talk = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
16.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys.

you like it?

Flautapantera · Post by **Flautapantera** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 3:26 pm

Wow.

Now doesn't that answer a lot of my questions.

But I particularly enjoy No. 4 (It's your decision/The correct decision should be obvious right now). Because it's true.

The Lovely Miss M. · Post by **The Lovely Miss M.** » Tue Oct 17, 2006 5:55 pm

No, I've had so many guys flip out when I'm like "You decide this time where we go" because they are so afraid that they'll pick the wrong answer.

Really, I'm just indecisive and hate making the decisions all the time about what we're doing.

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:16 am

MrsCop · Post by **MrsCop** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:37 pm

I like # 12. I reeeeally like it.

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:38 pm

10.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
11.What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

^makes me sad

iamcool · Post by **iamcool** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:39 pm

they are right tho

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:41 pm

kinda

but humanity is sad

agent_fondue · Post by **agent_fondue** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:48 pm

yhea, sad, I agree

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:49 pm

its kind of sad to think how people react to sex...

agent_fondue · Post by **agent_fondue** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:50 pm

what do you mean by react?

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:51 pm

how they use it

want it

abuse it

agent_fondue · Post by **agent_fondue** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:53 pm

O, I wholeheartedly agree with that.
I hate how so many women use it as a tool to get what they want. not cool.

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:56 pm

and men abuse it ... completely

sometimes this world is just..sad.

agent_fondue · Post by **agent_fondue** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 1:58 pm

i agree