I Need

Kasdeja · Post by **Kasdeja** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:53 am

Mirage wrote:
Kasdeja wrote:"Jennifer needs a smack daddy."

If anyone knows wtf that is, please tell me.

ROFL!!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... SmackDaddy

The quote at the bottom is my favourite part.

Well, those are two very differing definitions, lmao.

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:55 am

I like how at the end it says "one who can never love"..That makes the choking the chicken thing seem almost tragic.

Kasdeja · Post by **Kasdeja** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 10:59 am

It makes me want to quote part of The Big Lebowski.

cue Auto...

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:05 am

Kasdeja wrote:It makes me want to quote part of The Big Lebowski.

Of course you do, Dude.

Post by **wintermute** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:10 am

I'll spare everyone the "wintermute needs" and do my real name instead...

"rod needs a polish job"

'mute

kageyuki · Post by **kageyuki** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:18 am

'mute wrote:"rod needs a polish job"

indeed.........

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:18 am

wintermute wrote:I'll spare everyone the "wintermute needs" and do my real name instead...

"rod needs a polish job"

'mute

let me polish your rod....

Sorry, had to do it..lmao

kageyuki · Post by **kageyuki** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:21 am

nobackspacebutton wrote:
wintermute wrote:I'll spare everyone the "wintermute needs" and do my real name instead...

"rod needs a polish job"

'mute

let me polish your rod....

Sorry, had to do it..lmao

..... *faints*

Post by **wintermute** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:22 am

nobackspacebutton wrote:let me polish your rod....

Sorry, had to do it..lmao

Don't be sorry... According to Google, that's exactly what I need

'mute

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:22 am

nobackspacebutton wrote:
wintermute wrote:I'll spare everyone the "wintermute needs" and do my real name instead...

"rod needs a polish job"

'mute

let me relocate you to our poland office....

Sorry, had to do it..lmao

nobackspacebutton · Post by **nobackspacebutton** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:25 am

wintermute wrote:
nobackspacebutton wrote:let me polish your rod....

Sorry, had to do it..lmao
Don't be sorry... According to Google, that's exactly what I need

'mute

Glad I can help then!

HazelButtercup · Post by **HazelButtercup** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:32 am

(Very clever game!)

"Hazel needs gentle introductions to new people, places and animals."

Flautapantera · Post by **Flautapantera** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:34 am

"FP needs some serious upkeep."

Nothing for "Flautapantera," obviously.

I found a dirty-sounding one for Flauta: "This Flauta needs cream!" (I want to clarify that this was referring to the fried, Mexican food flauta where sour cream is often served as a condiment.)

kageyuki · Post by **kageyuki** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:40 am

Flauta-chan wrote:"This Flauta needs cream!" (I want to clarify that this was referring to the fried, Mexican food flauta where sour cream is often served as a condiment.)

Suuuure, Flauta-chan! We know you need some cream! LOL

Cuddlebunni · Post by **Cuddlebunni** » Wed Jan 10, 2007 12:13 pm

Tonya needs to learn to slack up on the booze.

heh

nothing came up for cuddlebunni