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This was something someone posted as a bulletin on myspace..but I thought it would be fun to do here:

Try this everyone, you'll like it!
Ok,go to the Google search engine (or whatever you use) and type in your name and the word 'needs' after it, e.g. "Jack needs". Write down the description of the first website that appears. (It should say something like: "Jack needs to shave") Put this at the bottom of this list then pass it on to people you know and to the person that sent it to you. GO!

Post as many interesting ones as you find. ^_^



Mine said:

BA needs to find the subtle knife.

BA needs to find more international alliances.

BA needs to resolve the pensions issue ahead of plans to replace its aging fleet of Boeing aircraft.
What ever happened to that girl BA?

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Post by Mirage »

Ok I did my real name first and I kid you not this is what appeared:

Slices of Stacy: Stacy needs....
Stacy needs unconditional love from her boyfriend, Julian. ... Stacy needs sex, and she needs it fast.

:shock: :shock: :shock:

Ok now Mirage

Z-mirage network is only a few months old and growing gradually, We currently need an affiliate manager with relevant skill and experience to join us. ...

Not nearly as amusing. :D
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Something Weird Video - VIOLENT PATRIOT, THE - VHS

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Stacey needs sex!

lol!
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Post by agent_fondue »

Amber needs to go and, as the toilet is locked


fondue needs to make a comeback (oh yeah)
But you can call me chisa chan.... or cheese.

Vote 'mute in '08! - because Paris Hilton and P. Diddy will both talk about it for months without acctually doing it themselves.


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Josh needs a replacement tray so his daughter can dine in NEST style. ...

:shock: how did it know?


Josh needs support to learn how to express his anger appropriately. ...

i think thats right lol
my name is josh, not iamcool or iam or cool
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iamcool wrote:Josh needs a replacement tray so his daughter can dine in NEST style. ...

:shock: how did it know?


Josh needs support to learn how to express his anger appropriately. ...

i think thats right lol
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This game is fun! :D
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yup :D
my name is josh, not iamcool or iam or cool
cooltron5000 is also accepted

My lawyers told me to edit the content of this signature so i didn't get sued

Me and Oobles are 'TWAT's - 'The Worldwide Association of Threadjacking' :)
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"Jennifer needs a smack daddy."

If anyone knows wtf that is, please tell me.

"Kasdeja, Arradius and someone to whom I've been introduced, ... He just needs mackeup with more orange in it so he doesnt look so washed out in flash ..."

Meh, most of them were really me...my old poetry login stuff or for here.
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With my real name:

Courtney Needs to Lay Off the Plastic!

With my forum name:

In 1987, Robert Ziola founded Select Services, a small parking valet services company designed to meet the needs of the hotel and hospitality industry. ...
It's official!! I'm getting married September 28, 2007!!
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if i do my name...i get:

Beth's needs and the cost was yet again out of my budget. ... Beth needs to come chill. Beth will probably not

How true is that? lmao


Beth Needs to be banned from Aruba

whoa.. lmao

Beth needs a hobby

More truth..O.O

Beth needs to stop it already with the lies

Beth doesn't tell lies..o.o heh heh..creepy!
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Kasdeja wrote:"Jennifer needs a smack daddy."

If anyone knows wtf that is, please tell me.

ROFL!!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... SmackDaddy

The quote at the bottom is my favourite part. :D
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nobackspacebutton wrote:Beth Needs to be banned from Aruba

whoa.. lmao
I gots connections, I can get you in. :)
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Mirage wrote:
Kasdeja wrote:"Jennifer needs a smack daddy."

If anyone knows wtf that is, please tell me.

ROFL!!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... SmackDaddy

The quote at the bottom is my favourite part. :D
skeet skeet!
What ever happened to that girl BA?

BA Tells Lies.

Some things are secret for a reason.
There are people whose lives are dedicated to keeping them that way.
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