iamcool wrote:bragging gets spankings?
my post count is huge, i mean look at it!
the order would be nothing without me
i can cook eggs
i smell good
how much spanking does that get me?

Well, I smell good, too. I think smelling decent is a standard, no soup for you. Come back, 1 year. (I love Seinfeld.)
Ew, eggs make me vomit. Well, only scrambled eggs. I like sunny side up.
And...hmm. I think that deserves more than a spanking. You get 5 lashes!

This world will never be what I expected.
And if I don't belong, who would have guessed it?