Somebody please help me!

kalika · Post by **kalika** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:31 am

I don't know what to do...

You know how girls go retarded (cognitively impaired) over Jonas? I never understood before, but I think I can kind of relate since I now have this insatiable, raging crush on "Brother"!

His buffoonery was cute before, and I kind of digged on his musick taste (although I'd like to toughen his emo up with a little Tool here and there).....

but now, now after Gemma Part V -- I just can't stop getting all stupid-eyed whenever I think about him aiming that weapon at Gemma's cold little black heart and pushing the Any Key.....

i can hardly contain myself!!

What do I do? How do I stop this insanity?! Is there hope for me? Please, gods, don't tell Tachyon, I could never live it down.

help!
~kalika

shifty · Post by **shifty** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:45 am

romanceismusic · Post by **romanceismusic** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:12 am

helix52 · Post by **helix52** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:21 am

Isn't anyone going to help her?!

diastres · Post by **diastres** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:43 am

No.

Be well -- for your own sake. (Goodness knows we can't save you.)

kalika · Post by **kalika** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:57 am

so is it truly hopeless? i thought you of all people would know if there was some sort of process or step program....

or if i was really just doomed?

~kalika

Ziola · Post by **Ziola** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:13 am

Your doomed.

Sad Panda · Post by **Sad Panda** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:45 pm

Do you work for AOL or something?

sphinx · Post by **sphinx** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 2:29 pm

I'm telling Tachyon.

Sleep with your eyes open.

horcruxes · Post by **horcruxes** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:36 pm

are you underage?
if so, i think SparkleBot maybe able to help you with your little problem

Danielle · Post by **Danielle** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 3:41 pm

horcruxes wrote:are you underage?
if so, i think SparkleBot maybe able to help you with your little problem

hey hor, i'm the only jailbait 'round these parts.
deal with it.

kalika · Post by **kalika** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:19 pm

horcruxes wrote:are you underage?
if so, i think SparkleBot maybe able to help you with your little problem

Not underage I'm afraid. Does "Brother" only go for jailbait?

*sighs* i start to feel like I know what's going on in this part of the Forum, but I've never managed to wrap my mind around SparkleBot and her(?) purpose in all this....

other than being....a BOT...

who *sparkles*?

horcruxes · Post by **horcruxes** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:47 pm

his!
get it right missy!

girlAnachronism · Post by **girlAnachronism** » Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:34 pm

Jonas is easy on the eyes. Personality-wise though, he's an absolute [censored].

As for your crush on Brother, look at what happened to his ex. I dont' think it will end prettily.

tiltingwindward · Post by **tiltingwindward** » Sat Jan 06, 2007 2:51 pm

Kalika, I hear that getting a large weapon, sighting through the scopes, and squeezing the trigger works pretty well to get over unwanted crushes. Failing that, blowing up a building seems to do the trick as well. I'm sure if you ask Tachyon or OpA, they'll have some other helpful hints.