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iamcool wrote:
Cuddlebunni wrote:
Well I put that I am straight and bi "only on days in end in y".. which was just a lil joke I thought was cute..

anyways.. I didnt put that to sound "cool". Im a married woman, married to a man.. so I consider myself straight. I have only dated men. But sexually, I enjoy both.
So I suppose I could be considered "bi". I really dont like to put a label on myself though. I am a human very open with my sexuality and thats it.
so a threesome with me u n oobles isnt out of the question? ;)
lol, I heard my name uttered....in the same sentence as threesome. I'm listening... :wink:
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cup o' noodles wrote:
iamcool wrote:
Cuddlebunni wrote:
Well I put that I am straight and bi "only on days in end in y".. which was just a lil joke I thought was cute..

anyways.. I didnt put that to sound "cool". Im a married woman, married to a man.. so I consider myself straight. I have only dated men. But sexually, I enjoy both.
So I suppose I could be considered "bi". I really dont like to put a label on myself though. I am a human very open with my sexuality and thats it.
so a threesome with me u n oobles isnt out of the question? ;)
lol, I heard my name uttered....in the same sentence as threesome. I'm listening... :wink:
well what i was thinking was ... me, u, cb, a bad and baby oil .... u interested? ;)
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iamcool wrote:
well what i was thinking was ... me, u, cb, a bad and baby oil .... u interested? ;)
Very, :wink: .
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ohhhh yes

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iamcool wrote:ohhhh yes

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:smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044 :smt044



:smt079 *gets whip out* RAWR!
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If you're using baby oil, don't forget the rubber undercover for your sheets. Don't want to mess up the mattress . . .

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Languorous Lass wrote:If you're using baby oil, don't forget the rubber undercover for your sheets. Don't want to mess up the mattress . . .

:-$
i see u have expierience with the baby oil? ;)
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iamcool wrote:
Languorous Lass wrote:If you're using baby oil, don't forget the rubber undercover for your sheets. Don't want to mess up the mattress . . .

:-$
i see u have expierience with the baby oil? ;)
lol!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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so what do u think oobles, do u think she can join in? ;)
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iamcool wrote:so what do u think oobles, do u think she can join in? ;)
Def.


When should we start this....party? :wink:
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well i'm a bit tired now so he'll be a bit on the fritz but 2morro for sure ;) haha
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iamcool wrote:well i'm a bit tired now so he'll be a bit on the fritz but 2morro for sure ;) haha
lol


Can't wait :wink: :lol:
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I'll bring the whipped cream.
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Languorous Lass wrote:
Ziola wrote:I haven't filled it out, but I don't count experimentation in college as being bisexual. :oops:

I'm not saying it in a bad way, I just realized when sleeping with women, that I liked men a whole lot more.

So, I guess, yeah, I rate low on the Kinsey scale.
Good for you for being honest about it, Ziola.

What drives me particularly nuts is all of these women who say, "I'm bi -- really I am . . . but I just happened to fall in love with a man, and we just happened to get married. It could have happened with a woman as well."

My reaction is, "How come I never meet any 'bi' women who 'just happened' to fall in love with a woman? And to decide to be with her forever, even though they didn't get any of the societal perks of marriage?"

If you're really bi, don't "just happen" to take advantage of the many, many privileges conferred on you by heterosexual marriage -- not as long as same-sex marriage is illegal in most of the world.

And if you're going to marry a man, be honest and stop calling yourself bi -- unless you're willing to refer to yourself as bi in all circles, including (a) at work, (b) at church (if you go), (c) with your inlaws . . . . IOW, don't just claim to be "bi" where it will give you coolness points. If you voluntarily give up that heterosexual privilege in your entire life, then I'll believe you're really bi.
cuddlebunni wrote:I suppose I could be considered "bi". I really dont like to put a label on myself though. I am a human very open with my sexuality and thats it.
I can respect that position, cuddlebunni.

Oops. Didn't mean to jack the thread. :oops: Now back to our regularly-scheduled survey.
You know what drives me crazy (since the thread has already been jacked :D )...

I have two married friends who say they are bi whose husbands don't like them going out dancing or talking to men but are perfectly alright with them bringing home women!! Um, that makes totally no sense to me. Cheating on your spouse with someone of the same sex still makes it cheating, not "allowed".

And this is the real clincher of the disfunctionality of that situation for me: One of the women and her husband had a threesome and she got all jealous of him being intimite with the other women!! Are you f*cking kidding me?!? You just had your face in her nether regions and that's okay but your husband can't put his penis there?

Could someone please explain the rational behind this "sanctioned" cheating?
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Languorous Lass wrote:I'll bring the whipped cream.
Yummy... :wink:
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