Party Thread (Archive IV)

rachelalexis · Post by **rachelalexis** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 1:59 pm

I would definitely sign up for it. All you have to do is convince the school that I can mail in my school work and we'd be all set!

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:03 pm

rachelalexis wrote: I would definitely sign up for it. All you have to do is convince the school that I can mail in my school work and we'd be all set!

No problem!!

I hope you're aware that as a maid you'll have, uhm, some creative duties.

You don't mind, do you?

rachelalexis · Post by **rachelalexis** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:11 pm

Oh no. Do I get a good benefit package? *snickers*

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:14 pm

rachelalexis wrote:Oh no. Do I get a good benefit package? *snickers*

And all the days "off" that I...er, you..need.

Aww RaeRae, I do lurve you. Nobody brings out my perv like you do!

rachelalexis · Post by **rachelalexis** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:17 pm

It's like a fine beer/pizza pairing... I highlight the best parts of your deliciousness

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:18 pm

rachelalexis wrote:It's like a fine beer/pizza pairing... I highlight the best parts of your deliciousness

You're the pizza, 'cause you're smokin' hawt!!

I'm the beer, cause I'm "full bodied"...

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:20 pm

I'm the gutter, 'cause I smell like shee-it.

Oh wait, that didn't come out right.

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:21 pm

AutoPilate wrote:I'm the gutter, 'cause I smell like shee-it.

Oh wait, that didn't come out right.

How was it supposed to "come out"?

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:23 pm

Not sure, but I'll work on it.

I'm the haggis, because I'm a sheep's liver stuffed with barley... no, that's not it....

I'm the mule, because I have a condom filled with cocaine in my rectum... no, that's not right either...

Damn. I got nothin'.

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:25 pm

So you DONT have a condom filled with blow in your rectum?

AutoPilate · Post by **AutoPilate** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:25 pm

Last time I checked I didn't.

LesterG · Post by **LesterG** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:26 pm

Mirage wrote:
rachelalexis wrote: I would definitely sign up for it. All you have to do is convince the school that I can mail in my school work and we'd be all set!
No problem!! I hope you're aware that as a maid you'll have, uhm, some creative duties. You don't mind, do you?

as Mirage's Maid you will be forced to wear this

and Succumb to my *pounces*

*pounces Rae and Mirage pinning them both down!*

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:27 pm

AutoPilate wrote:Last time I checked I didn't.

So you check regularly for this sort of thing?

Mirage · Post by **Mirage** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:28 pm

Lester!!

That is a very sexy pic there.

Ahoy!!

*gets pounced*
*doesn't resist*

rachelalexis · Post by **rachelalexis** » Thu Dec 14, 2006 2:28 pm

.....wow, the thread just took an ominous turn...