Orange Slurpee

The Origins of Orange Slurpee

Over time, bored forum members devised the theory that orange is a symbol for evil and that those who drink orange slurpees are signing over their immortal soul to The Order. Further, it has been suggested that when orange appears in a video, it is a foreshadowing of evil.

This came about when Sydney claimed to be so bored, she found the average of the two times shown on the clock in the video "Proving Longitude Wrong", 7:10 and 7:12, and thus decided that she should go to 7-11 and try a slurpee.

Later, users claimed that all slurpee machines had been broken except for orange, which lead to a discussion about how the cult is trying to poison us through orange slurpees.

Orange Slurpee Developments

• Sharpl helped confirm our fears when she posted this link (They Disappeared video comment #314).

• At one point, Lizard directs us to a photo of an orange dressed as Darth Vader, harvesting other oranges to make the Orange Slurpees.

• As you can see, these Orange Slurpees and possibly other Orange products (i.e Orange Juice), are very serious and VERY destructive.

• However, Orange Slurpee has started a website in his/her defense, stating that OS is unaffiliated with the Order and actually has NO evil intentions.

• Shortly after this website was erected, the "Breakfast In Bed" video clip came out, showing multiple images and references to oranges. Orange Slurpee commented on this the most recent OS blog.

• jonastko went on record in the LG15 chat on 27 November 2006 as being a fan of orange slurpees and one who hangs around at the local 7-11.

Orange Slurpee Credits

Characters Who Have Played A Major Role in Orange Slurpee's character development:

Sydney, Lizard, Joe, HoorayForMeImMakingOut, Grace, QuickClick, Heidi, Georgia, Orange Slurpee, Marbella, Tessaroo, and many others.

Links

Orange Slurpee's Myspace Page

HorrayForMeImMakingOut's video