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| name        = {{PAGENAME}}
| number      = 62
| image      = KM0062TariqGavinHeadMassage.jpg
| caption    = Do I even need to ask what you're doing?
| blogger    = Gavin
| date        = 20070918
| url        = {{KM|73}}
| forumid    = 277
| length      = 2:39
| description = Tariq went out for a bit so the idea was that I’d make a video about him in his absence. Please note – the last half of this video is not for minors.
| location    = [[Tariq and Gavin's office]]
| tags        = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|gavin}}
 
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| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| pm = Kelly Brett
| pc        = Claire Finbow
| pr = Amy Barnes
| ic        = Jonathan Almond
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Luke Hyams
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Sam Rowland and Yusuf Pirhasan
| prodserv = Sniffer Ltd.
| cast = {{VidChar|Gavin}}
{{VidChar|Tariq}}
| Previous    = Pest Control
| Next        = A Close Shave
 
| PreviousB  = Saved By LaBeouf
| NextB      =
| KM = yes
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==Transcript==
'''Gavin:''' (''talking into camera'') Do you remember my business partner, Tariq? Yeah, you know, I mean, he's in most of my classic vids. He's about this tall? C'mon, you rem... wears boring ties, supports an even more boring {{wikipedia|West_Ham_United_F.C.|football team}}? Uhm, the bald guy! Oh, yeah, you see, now you remember him. Well, if you look, this is his end of the desk. And he is not here. So, let's have a look here, what's this? An email from [[Kate]]. (''shows Tariq's laptop screen'') Could this be the start of some bridge building? Yes, I think so, trust me, I know about these things. And what have we here? (''empties bag onto desk'') It's like a beauty regime in a ... (''holds up razor'') Now I know how he gets his head so shiny smooth.
 
(''Tariq walks in and Gavin quickly sweeps everything off the desk onto the floor.'')
 
'''Gavin:''' Just uh... (''awkwardly, pointing at computer'')
 
'''Tariq:''' Gavin, do I even need to ask what you're doing?
 
'''Gavin:''' Just checking the uh... (''points at computer'')
 
'''Tariq:''' Do I even care?
 
'''Gavin:''' Hm?
 
'''Tariq:''' Do I even care?
 
'''Gavin:''' Oh.  (''Looks at computer.'')  So um, can I borrow this? (''Holds up razor.'')
 
'''Tariq:''' Get your own, mate.
 
'''Gavin:''' What about um, what about this?  (''Holds up shave gel.'')  You always travel with this stuff?
 
'''Tariq:''' Yeah yeah yeah, go for your life mate.
 
'''Gavin:''' What is all this stuff anyway? Is this like, dolling yourself up for the big reunion?
 
'''Tariq:''' Reunion?
 
'''Gavin:''' Yeah, you know, with her ladyship? I saw the email. You two back on then, are you?
 
(''Tariq shakes head "no".'')
 
'''Gavin:''' (''squirts gel onto hand'') What's all this about then?
 
'''Tariq:''' If you must know, Gavin,  I have a date.
 
'''Gavin:''' A what?
 
'''Tariq:''' With a girl.
 
(''Cut to clip of Tariq from [[The End]] saying "Onwards and upwards."'')
 
'''Gavin:''' I thought you and Kate were...
 
'''Tariq:''' Over. She and I are over.
 
'''Gavin:''' Oh, well...you're joking.
 
(''Gavin rubs gel onto Tariq's head.'')
 
'''Tariq:''' (''sounding annoyed'') Gav!
 
'''Gavin:''' Hmm?
 
(''Gavin continues to massage Tariq's head as he sits back and relaxes.'')
 
'''Tariq:''' Nothing, mate.
 
(''Gavin realizes he's enjoying it, stops and smacks him on the head. They both laugh.'')
 
'''Tariq:''' Get off me!  Hahaha.
 
==Notes==
*At the beginning of the video, you can hear a woman whisper, "action."
*The begining of the head massage is reminiscent of the Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd cartoon "Rabbit of Seville". Bugs also massages a bald head with shaving cream. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB8L2GzAlD0

Revision as of 16:25, 16 December 2008

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