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User:Wingless earthbound

2007-08-05T17:01:52Z

Wingless earthbound:

Dude... omg.

LG15 was all about Jessica, I think. We loved her, her sillyness and all of it. The story was always gonna be about the creepy cult order crap but we, or at least I, wanted it to be about a girl telling us about her life and playing around in sillyness. I stopped watching around the days after Bree's Dad is Dead, but I hoped, in my heart, that the old Bree would come back. That the story would ditch the Order creeps. But that can never happen. She's gone. They killed her. CREATORS I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fools. You should have made it about her. I can't believe you would kill her.

They should call it deadgirl15.

Agreed?

User:Wingless earthbound

2007-06-30T16:54:37Z

Wingless earthbound:

no longer.

 lonelygirl makes me sad.

Talk:Sarah

2007-06-11T11:26:36Z

Wingless earthbound: /* Pets */

==Expansion==
* It's not the best article there is, but I thought I'd add some stuff just so now we have something to work with . . . . feel free to edit what's necessary! -- [[User:Phoenician|Phoenician]]

==Sarah Quotes==
I won't deny that her Quotes section was getting ridiculous, but does anyone else think that perhaps its noteworthy to have the quotes up that WEREN'T said by her (Such as the Sylvia Plath one among others)? I won't revert anything because the argument CAN be made that its simply too tempting to put ANYTHING said by her on the list, but I'm still just throwing it out there. --[[User:Phoenician|Pheon]] 21:30, 31 May 2007 (CDT)

==Character Tag?==
Why "SkyIE"? I've been puzzling over this since her first video was posted on the front page... --[[User:Chartreuse|Chartreuse]] 20:29, 31 May 2007 (CDT)

It' supposed to stand for "Sky is Empty" which is what her MySpace is... but I'm not particularily fond of it either. I prefered "Sar" to be honest. I'm going to post on the Template:Init page though... --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 20:31, 31 May 2007 (CDT)

:I actually like it... it's consistent with the rest of the bloggers who are "people," as their signatures are little abbreviations of their user names. I didn't like "Sar," and I was happy to see that it had been changed. ~ [[User:Jbshryne|Jbshryne]] 20:32, 31 May 2007 (CDT)

Let's move this over to [[Template_talk:Init#Sarah]] for easier reference. --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 20:37, 31 May 2007 (CDT)

==Pets==

Hey guys, on Sarah's myspace there's a picture of Sarah with a cat. Who is this cat? Who does this cat belong to? Anyone know? It might be worth noting in the notes. haha bad pun. [[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 17:57, 9 June 2007 (CDT)

Can you link to the picture of the cat please? --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 18:15, 9 June 2007 (CDT)

:Here's the link [http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=181223773&albumId=0], and yeah I was curious where the cat came from as well, but hey, maybe its a friend of hers??--[[User:Phoenician|Pheon]] 02:45, 10 June 2007 (CDT)

::Thanks Phoenician--that's the cat! [[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 06:26, 11 June 2007 (CDT)

Talk:Taylor

2007-06-09T22:59:42Z

Wingless earthbound:

==List of Videos==
Is a list of videos necessary, when her character box clearly has a link to "Taylor's Blogs" --[[User:Phoenician|Pheon]] 18:44, 23 May 2007 (CDT)

=Deletion=
I disagree with the deletion nom for this page. The simple reason is that the List of New Girl candidates is just that, a list. It can't hold ''all'' the information pertaining to them. If someone wants to elaborate more on any girl (e.g., summarize their videos, write about their personality or interests, etc.), they can start an article on them, and the List page can link to the article. In the past we've usually been pretty considerate about allowing pages for spinoffs, this is no different. 
Additionally, many viewers share the sentiment that soccerstar is another production by MM&G. This page should perhaps elaborate on the attributes of this spinoff that tipped off viewers. 
[[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 10:31, 23 April 2007 (CDT)

I agree with OwensCool. Also, I made the page.

I would lean against deletion. Soccerstar and Jules are the 2 most likely to be canon. --[[User:Milowent|Milowent]] 22:22, 23 April 2007 (CDT)

i think we should keep it. if it was just "she's a possible new girl" i'd delete it, but there's relevant and useful info here.

If we MUST delete it, we should at least add this information onto the list of New Girl Candidates.

Leave it. Even if she is not canon, she is a fan-fiction. A lot of fan-fiction has pages, why can't soccergirl have one too? [[User:Psichopate|psichopate]] 09:35, 24 April 2007 (CDT)

:Well, if that's not consensus I don't know what is. Thanks for giving your opinion, everyone! I'll remove the delete tag.--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 10:39, 24 April 2007 (CDT)

== Excuse me? ==

Does Callmejules24 not have her own page? I believe she is on the list, no? If this page gets deleted, then Jules's page better get deleted.

==Kate Smith==
So, an IP address contributor added some information to this article stating that Taylor is played by actress Kate Smith. There are no sources listed for that info and I haven't seen any mention of it in the forums. Can anyone look into this? Or is Kate Smith the female Allen Smithee? [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 11:54, 25 April 2007 (CDT)
: I guess not [http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0808889/ this] Kate Smith :) Nothing in forums. [[User:Psichopate|psichopate]] 12:14, 25 April 2007 (CDT)
::Haha, prob not. But IMDB has a list of Kate Smiths... doesn't look like it's any of them though. [http://www.imdb.com/find?s=all&q=Kate+Smith imdb.com]
::[[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 12:26, 25 April 2007 (CDT)
::: I also removed the age and birthday. since also it's unsourced. The IP address the person who put the name and birthdate was from Ottawa canada, so We can safely guess it wasn't from an oficial source. -[[User:Misty|misty]] 10:48, 27 April 2007 (CDT)

==Older?==

Sarah is Taylor's older sister? I didn't know that! [[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 17:59, 9 June 2007 (CDT)

Talk:Sarah

2007-06-09T22:57:31Z

Wingless earthbound:

Talk:HOLY SH%T!!!

2007-06-08T18:11:56Z

Wingless earthbound:

The caption's not very good, but I saw that word on the recent changes a little while ago, and it was stuck in my head. Feel free to change it. --[[User:Truncatedslinky|truncatedslinky]] 01:53, 8 June 2007 (CDT)

Hahahahahaha.... muchhh better. --[[User:Truncatedslinky|truncatedslinky]] 02:22, 8 June 2007 (CDT)

: :-D ~ [[User:Jbshryne|Jbshryne]] 02:25, 8 June 2007 (CDT)

:: That's such a great caption. [[User:Chelseyrl|Chelseyrl]] 02:38, 8 June 2007 (CDT)

== So confused! ==

Gosh, this whole Bree thing is just weird.
:Making out everywhere. These young chillin' and their sex, drugs, and eternal songs.
:: :roflmbo: Can I quote that?! --[[user:Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]
::HAHAHAHA, I love it. --[[user:jeans|jeans]]
:Of course you can :] --[[User:Demented Llama|Demented Llama]] 11:49, 8 June 2007 (CDT)

== Who started the kiss? ==

To me it looks like Bree starts the kiss. I guess there are differing opinions on this point--what do you guys think? [[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 13:11, 8 June 2007 (CDT)

Talk:Bedside Manner

2007-06-06T21:20:20Z

Wingless earthbound:

I've read things such as the boy painting the girl's nails or shaving her legs are usually only things boyfriends do for girlfriends. And also, for the love of God, SOMEONE DO A TRANSCRIPT FOR THE CHAT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! :ahem: thank you! --[[user:Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]
*I didn't create the transcript, but added it to the notes. Someone might want to make a page for it on LGpedia and replace the link.--[[user:jeans|jeans]]
*Painting toenails. Oh em gee. Thats just sad. I would never make a boyfriend do that. And if they hooked up, then whatever. Just I want him to stop obsessing about Bree and let Jonas have her. --[[User:Demented Llama|Demented Llama]] 05:42, 6 June 2007 (CDT)

She looks so old... her eyes so vacant... meh. [[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 16:20, 6 June 2007 (CDT)

Talk:Lonelygirl15 characters

2007-06-01T19:13:36Z

Wingless earthbound:

== Character categories ==

Okay, with the addition of the "Random Girl" character, I wonder about a number of things. (I was about to make a page for her, but then I realized that if she will not be recurring, all one needs to know about her is on the [[Truth Or Dare]] page.) Does she need her own category on this page? If so, is this the right category? It occurs to me that while "Supporting Characters" says "nor do they have speaking parts in general", in fact, I'm pretty sure this is the first time any non-blogging character has spoken on camera. While she is supposedly only appearing in this one video, in a way she has a status above Bree's parents or Lucy because of this fact. --[[User:Brucker|Brucker]] 18:04, 19 January 2007 (CST)

:I think the Guest characters section is a good idea. Random Girl's role is really quite different than any of the other supporting characters. Plus, who knows... we may be having more such guest characters. That would be interesting! [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 12:22, 20 January 2007 (CST)

Should "The Cowboy" be added to this page? Also, should this cowboy have his on page? -- [[User:LGFAN|LGFAN]] 11:02, 5 February 2007 (CST)

:The Cowboy should definitely be on here. For now I just linked him to the video [[The Cowboy]] but since it looks like he's going to be making a few more appearances we should probably create a "The Cowboy (character)" page, or actually, we should move the video to "The Cowboy (video)" as we did with [[Purple Monkey (video)]] and [[Aleister Crowley (Video)]]. Hmm... just noticed our capitalization is inconsistent. Video should be lowercase.--[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 11:13, 5 February 2007 (CST)

:That sounds good. I also figured it was too early to make an article for the cowboy, especially since all we know about him is pretty much summarized in "The Cowboy" video. I kinda jumped the gun with Uncle Franklin and that was pointless =(
:[[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 17:03, 5 February 2007 (CST)

shouldnt we add like a whatever u would call it section for like all the canon people that just post the videos like tachyon and brother?

:Yeah, we definitely need to add them... I guess I'm still sorta in denial that they're canon. Ugh.--[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 18:41, 13 February 2007 (CST)
::Amen to that JayBrotha haha. [[User:HyeMew|HyeMew]] 18:43, 13 February 2007 (CST)

:::Hows that? --[[User:Iris2009|Iris2009]] 18:47, 13 February 2007 (CST)

== Gemma ==

Shouldn't Alex replace gemma as a main character by now?

:Alex hasn't even made a blog. [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 20:58, 17 March 2007 (CDT)

Well, shouldn't Gemma be at least moved out of Main Char.'s section considering she isn't on the main page with BD&J anymore? [[User:Chelseyrl|Chelseyrl]] 00:35, 8 April 2007 (CDT)

== Redesign ==

ok now that we finished with the list of videos redesign, i thought, ok its time for a redesign of the list of characters. So I created a [[Characters/redesign| redesign page]]. ignore the stuff i did at first, it was just to get something started and is totally lame. can someone with some design talent work on it? -[[User:Misty|Misty]] 17:45, 1 April 2007 (CDT)
:: The redesign is live, I'd like to thank everyone for thier help. -[[User:Misty|misty]] 10:42, 8 May 2007 (CDT)

what about the creators?--[[User:Iris2009|TJ Marsh]] 16:34, 9 May 2007 (CDT)

:This page is for characters ''within'' the series, not people who help make it. In other words, these are characters in the [[Breeniverse]]. [[The Creators]] don't fall in that group.--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 21:31, 9 May 2007 (CDT)

== Other Blogging Characters ==

It's now obvious that Nikki B, Jules and taylor are all now canon character so they balong on the list of characters. The description under ARG characters best fit those videos, so i figured they bleonged in that group, but there is no more ARG, and these characters were never part of the ARG, so I renamed the group "other blogging character", which would be more apropriate. -[[User:Misty|misty]] 11:43, 27 April 2007 (CDT)

== Animal Characters? ==

Animals don't have pages, with the exception of [[Gemma's dog]], and they aren't "characters" persay. But if it is necessary, then by all means, tell me. [[User:SilverBULLETx3|silverX3]] 15:18, 24 May 2007 (CDT)

== Cool Page ==

I really like the design of this page! The pictures are awesome. :) [[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 14:13, 1 June 2007 (CDT)

User:Wingless earthbound

2007-05-30T15:39:56Z

Wingless earthbound:

{{Userbox SG}}
{{Userbox Growup}}
{{Userbox BackTach}}

{{Userbox Holes}}
{{Userbox Still Gemma}}
{{Userbox Gemma}}

{{Userbox Sombrero}}
{{Userbox Puppy}}
{{Userbox Taylor}}

 
= Wingless_earthbound =

Is a silly land mammal. Has no wings ovbiously. Doesn't know how to spell very well. Is known to bound across the earth. Misses the old days (old days here refer to video The Unthinkable Happened and previous videos). Talks about self in third person. And has not written a song for The Songwriter's Guild (see userbox above) in quite some time. :/

===I like Titles===

I like to make suggestions for changes on lgpedia. Not really get into actualy making changes. I hope that my suggestions are not taken as complaints--they are written with the intention of conveying respect, and I always, always, hope I am polite in suggesting things.

I like whip cream. Especially with apple pie. Or strawberries. I live in the midwest USA. I have a dog, and a sister, who has a cat. I'm a proud member of the Guild. I started the Guild. And, uh, yeah. I'm just random.

Talk:Sing With Me

2007-05-26T12:05:29Z

Wingless earthbound:

== Bree's Weight ==
bree doesn't look very different weight-wise, but maybe it's a sign they're feeding her decently (how good of a diet can u get when you're on the run?) --[[user:Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]
:If it's as good as the wardrobe that you can get, then apparently pretty good. ~ [[User:Jbshryne|Jbshryne]] 15:55, 25 May 2007 (CDT)

== Hurrah! It's The Hymn Of One! ==

* who's joining? - [[user:platypusrex256|platypus]] may 25 2007
** don't know. The answers were posted on comments, and I'm sure they are in the forums somewhere. I'm not a forum person, so I don't know, but as soon as I figuire out how to change my IP, I'm gonna submit another application (damm thing swallowed my first one)
** of course its on the forums. i made the poll! [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=10495&highlight=] - [[user:platypusrex256|platypus]] may 25 2007
--[[User:Brooklynxman|Bxman]] 17:01, 25 May 2007 (CDT)

== HELP HER FRIDAY ==

This ''could'' just be a coincidence, but I think it's unlikely. That leaves us with a few options; 
'''1. Bree put the message in herself.''' 
The problem with this is when Daniel recorded his brainwashed message he definitly didn't have any control over what he was saying. (As he started after rescue). But if Bree has not been brainwashed, I doubt she'd do that advert. 
'''2. Someone in The Order is working for The Resistance.''' 
Probably the best outcome anyone can hope for - someone in The Hymn of One is really a good guy and planning an escape for Bree. 
'''3. Someone in The Order is setting up a trap. 
Probably the most likely - someone wants Daniel and Jonas to walk straight into The Hymn of One's hands. 
'''4. It's a coincidence''' 
It could just be a coincidence, although it's unlikely. 

What do you guys think?
[[User:TokyoMike|JapanMIke]] 19:46, 25 May 2007 (CDT)

: Oh, most definetly not 4. I don't think 3. 2 maybe. But I am leaning towards 1, with Bree having fooled the other two into doing it. --[[User:Brooklynxman|Bxman]] 20:25, 25 May 2007 (CDT)

== Background Audio ==
Has anyone been able to figure out the background audio/noises that happen? It sounds very odd... [[User:Chelseyrl|Chelseyrl]] 20:52, 25 May 2007 (CDT)

== Production Credits ==

The production credits were added by [[User:68.167.157.18|68.167.157.18]]. Does anyone know if this IP is a reliable one/one that we can assume has connections to [[User:Admin|Admin]]? --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 22:29, 25 May 2007 (CDT)

== Jeans ==

This may be insignificant but did anyone notice that, out of the three, Bree was the only one wearing jeans? And she was also the only one with long sleeves. Both Sonia and Carl are wearing Kahki pants, and short sleeve shirts. Perhaps Bree has a higher position then the others? She spoke more often and she was in the middle of the three so your attention was drawn right to her. What do you think? [[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 07:05, 26 May 2007 (CDT)

Talk:Hug It Out

2007-04-10T23:23:39Z

Wingless earthbound:

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|-
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[[User:Psmith|Psmith]] 05:08, 9 April 2007 (CDT)
</center>

so... who's filming Alex and Jonas on the beach? [[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 12:42, 10 April 2007 (CDT)
:Either Bree or Daniel; probably from the house, given the angle -[[User:Misty|misty]] 13:09, 10 April 2007 (CDT)
::Yeah, I just said it so that someone might put it into the notes haha. [[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 18:23, 10 April 2007 (CDT)

Talk:Hug It Out

2007-04-10T17:42:58Z

Wingless earthbound:

Talk:Alex Is...

2007-03-20T10:09:09Z

Wingless earthbound: /* Theories */

== Comments ==
ew, evil really doesn't suit her. she was much better as the nice young aunt before...though i'm still really glad to have her in the series; she's the only one who can act!--[[User:Skeeta|Skeeta]] 01:54, 19 March 2007 (CDT)
:on second thought think it's the script that's the problem. "your little friend..." i expected her to burst into maniacal evil MWA-HA-HA laughter at any moment.--[[User:Skeeta|Skeeta]] 15:41, 19 March 2007 (CDT)

LG15 is a pseudo-reality site, HEAVY emphasis on the pseudo! Just because there are realistic elements in this "not a game" doesn't mean it has to be completely realistic. The create-a-trons are, after all, after a new form of drama. In some elements of this series, I wanna hang a big ol' sign in the tradition of Dante's Inferno, "Abandon logic all ye who enter here!" ;)
Also, Jonas could have confronted Alex to "draw a line in the sand" and let her know the kindly Aunt act will no longer be tolerated so she should start treating her new enimies (the Teen Angst Trio) with dignity by dropping the act. -- [[User: Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]

:points taken. i was just complaining about how unrealistic the series is. --[[User:24.19.3.231|24.19.3.231]] 01:52, 19 March 2007 (CDT)

jonas is an idiot. any rational person would just get out of there, but no, he has to have a whole confrontation and alert alex to what they know. and anyway, a confrontation is not so smart if you think someone's in the order. i think the creators were just desperate for drama. :P --[[User:24.19.3.231|24.19.3.231]] 17:28, 18 March 2007 (CDT)

I'm pretty sure Jonas says "I know you've been busy working ''it'' so" and not "working ''and'' so"--"working it" as in flirting. --[[User:Liesbyomission|Liz]] 03:55, 18 March 2007 (CDT)

She's fucking nuts.

bizzare. Jonas was supposedly a random 'fan' who offered Bree & Daniel a place to stay with what appeared to be no known affiliations to the order, and now he just suddenly IS linked to the order the whole time? coincidence? or a plot gap?

No i don't believe its a coincidence, I sure hope it will be explained though --[[User:Michiev|Michiev]]

Maybe the reason Jonas was able to offer help was because he had the resources to do so (money, no parental interference, house, etc) and the presence of those resources might be due to the Order...?

The Notes section on this video is getting out of control... too much speculation and unimportant details. I think someone should really sort through and decide what to keep and what to toss. --[[User:64.13.122.114|64.13.122.114]] 21:23, 18 March 2007 (CDT)
:I tried to trim the fat. -- [[user:Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]

== Theories ==
She just let daniel go? Maybe because she wanted to make sure that her message was heard? Thats the only reason I can think of.

notice Alex said "the what Order" instead of the more grammatically likely "the Order of what?". who has ever heard of a group called the "whatever" Order? it's much for common to be called the Order of the "whatever" (i.e. "Princess Diaries"' fictional "The Order of the Rose"). Before I read the end of the transcript, this detail alone told me "she knows stuff; big stuff." even to the point where she knows the proper name of the Order (there's a group supposedly so secret, people call it the name of the hotel they meet at; no ''outsiders'' know its proper name.)
Also, Alex mentions "I couldn't have killed your parents because they're still alive". Um, who mentioned death? Jonas only mentioned the collection of articles and such were of people she "betrayed". I think Alex is tipping her hand a little prematurely by such suggestions of her knowing the Order's true name and willing to jump to murder when no one mentioned it.
I don't have the ability (or health; I sick :( ) to do this, but I am suggesting that in order (no pun intended) to see where the Order was inspired from, we should search for groups that their title follows the format "The ____ Order". -- [[user:Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]

:wow--good points! Can you incorperate this into the notes? [[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 14:55, 18 March 2007 (CDT)Wingless
::thanx, but I got no idea how to condense all that. Anyone else who can is welcome to do so! -- [[user:Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]

:but we know it's "Order of Denderah." So I think we're reading too much into this.--[[User:Skeeta|Skeeta]] 02:24, 19 March 2007 (CDT)
::Do we? From [[The Order]] page: "The Order of Denderah" was first mentioned in the video Learning To Drive when Daniel and Bree were arguing about Bree's ritual and she exclaimed that her parents were "not Order of Denderah!" [[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 05:46, 19 March 2007 (CDT)
::: That is something that has always bothered me too. However I think "The Order" and "The Order of Dendereh" are definately the same thing, I guess that the fight was not scripted and they just told Jess to slip in the word Dendereh and this is what we came out with. [[User:Coffeeaddict|Coffeeaddict]] 07:43, 19 March 2007 (CDT)
::::Why do you think they're the same thing? [[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 14:12, 19 March 2007 (CDT)
:::::well it's the only other order we've heard about. it's a logical conclusion. but that was a good point...i think that bit about her parents not being from the order was just forgotten, like all the crowley stuff. that's what happens when you make it up as you go along.--[[User:Skeeta|Skeeta]] 15:44, 19 March 2007 (CDT)
::::::hmmmmm well I'm not convinced that it's The Order of Denderah; I'll wait until the creators specifically tell us (in a video or whatever) that it is before I'm convinced. We don't know for a fact that it's The Order of Denderah, do we? [[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 05:09, 20 March 2007 (CDT)

A friend of mine has a theory that Alex may be feining allegiance to the order to allow the trio to go deeper into hiding, which I agree is possible, due to the nature of the series. [[User:Anto687|Anto]] 19:42, 19 March 2007 (CDT)

Talk:Alex Is...

2007-03-19T19:12:57Z

Wingless earthbound: /* Theories */

== Comments ==
ew, evil really doesn't suit her. she was much better as the nice young aunt before...though i'm still really glad to have her in the series; she's the only one who can act!--[[User:Skeeta|Skeeta]] 01:54, 19 March 2007 (CDT)

LG15 is a pseudo-reality site, HEAVY emphasis on the pseudo! Just because there are realistic elements in this "not a game" doesn't mean it has to be completely realistic. The create-a-trons are, after all, after a new form of drama. In some elements of this series, I wanna hang a big ol' sign in the tradition of Dante's Inferno, "Abandon logic all ye who enter here!" ;)
Also, Jonas could have confronted Alex to "draw a line in the sand" and let her know the kindly Aunt act will no longer be tolerated so she should start treating her new enimies (the Teen Angst Trio) with dignity by dropping the act. -- [[User: Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]

:points taken. i was just complaining about how unrealistic the series is. --[[User:24.19.3.231|24.19.3.231]] 01:52, 19 March 2007 (CDT)

jonas is an idiot. any rational person would just get out of there, but no, he has to have a whole confrontation and alert alex to what they know. and anyway, a confrontation is not so smart if you think someone's in the order. i think the creators were just desperate for drama. :P --[[User:24.19.3.231|24.19.3.231]] 17:28, 18 March 2007 (CDT)

I'm pretty sure Jonas says "I know you've been busy working ''it'' so" and not "working ''and'' so"--"working it" as in flirting. --[[User:Liesbyomission|Liz]] 03:55, 18 March 2007 (CDT)

She's fucking nuts.

bizzare. Jonas was supposedly a random 'fan' who offered Bree & Daniel a place to stay with what appeared to be no known affiliations to the order, and now he just suddenly IS linked to the order the whole time? coincidence? or a plot gap?

No i don't believe its a coincidence, I sure hope it will be explained though --[[User:Michiev|Michiev]]

The Notes section on this video is getting out of control... too much speculation and unimportant details. I think someone should really sort through and decide what to keep and what to toss. --[[User:64.13.122.114|64.13.122.114]] 21:23, 18 March 2007 (CDT)
:I tried to trim the fat. -- [[user:Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]

== Theories ==
She just let daniel go? Maybe because she wanted to make sure that her message was heard? Thats the only reason I can think of.

notice Alex said "the what Order" instead of the more grammatically likely "the Order of what?". who has ever heard of a group called the "whatever" Order? it's much for common to be called the Order of the "whatever" (i.e. "Princess Diaries"' fictional "The Order of the Rose"). Before I read the end of the transcript, this detail alone told me "she knows stuff; big stuff." even to the point where she knows the proper name of the Order (there's a group supposedly so secret, people call it the name of the hotel they meet at; no ''outsiders'' know its proper name.)
Also, Alex mentions "I couldn't have killed your parents because they're still alive". Um, who mentioned death? Jonas only mentioned the collection of articles and such were of people she "betrayed". I think Alex is tipping her hand a little prematurely by such suggestions of her knowing the Order's true name and willing to jump to murder when no one mentioned it.
I don't have the ability (or health; I sick :( ) to do this, but I am suggesting that in order (no pun intended) to see where the Order was inspired from, we should search for groups that their title follows the format "The ____ Order". -- [[user:Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]

:wow--good points! Can you incorperate this into the notes? [[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 14:55, 18 March 2007 (CDT)Wingless
::thanx, but I got no idea how to condense all that. Anyone else who can is welcome to do so! -- [[user:Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]

:but we know it's "Order of Denderah." So I think we're reading too much into this.--[[User:Skeeta|Skeeta]] 02:24, 19 March 2007 (CDT)
::Do we? From [[The Order]] page: "The Order of Denderah" was first mentioned in the video Learning To Drive when Daniel and Bree were arguing about Bree's ritual and she exclaimed that her parents were "not Order of Denderah!" [[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 05:46, 19 March 2007 (CDT)
::: That is something that has always bothered me too. However I think "The Order" and "The Order of Dendereh" are definately the same thing, I guess that the fight was not scripted and they just told Jess to slip in the word Dendereh and this is what we came out with. [[User:Coffeeaddict|Coffeeaddict]] 07:43, 19 March 2007 (CDT)
::::Why do you think they're the same thing? [[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 14:12, 19 March 2007 (CDT)

Maybe the reason Jonas was able to offer help was because he had the resources to do so (money, no parental interference, house, etc) and the presence of those resources might be due to the Order...?

Talk:Alex Is...

2007-03-19T10:46:15Z

Wingless earthbound: /* Theories */

== Comments ==
ew, evil really doesn't suit her. she was much better as the nice young aunt before...though i'm still really glad to have her in the series; she's the only one who can act!--[[User:Skeeta|Skeeta]] 01:54, 19 March 2007 (CDT)

LG15 is a pseudo-reality site, HEAVY emphasis on the pseudo! Just because there are realistic elements in this "not a game" doesn't mean it has to be completely realistic. The create-a-trons are, after all, after a new form of drama. In some elements of this series, I wanna hang a big ol' sign in the tradition of Dante's Inferno, "Abandon logic all ye who enter here!" ;)
Also, Jonas could have confronted Alex to "draw a line in the sand" and let her know the kindly Aunt act will no longer be tolerated so she should start treating her new enimies (the Teen Angst Trio) with dignity by dropping the act. -- [[User: Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]

:points taken. i was just complaining about how unrealistic the series is. --[[User:24.19.3.231|24.19.3.231]] 01:52, 19 March 2007 (CDT)

jonas is an idiot. any rational person would just get out of there, but no, he has to have a whole confrontation and alert alex to what they know. and anyway, a confrontation is not so smart if you think someone's in the order. i think the creators were just desperate for drama. :P --[[User:24.19.3.231|24.19.3.231]] 17:28, 18 March 2007 (CDT)

I'm pretty sure Jonas says "I know you've been busy working ''it'' so" and not "working ''and'' so"--"working it" as in flirting. --[[User:Liesbyomission|Liz]] 03:55, 18 March 2007 (CDT)

She's fucking nuts.

bizzare. Jonas was supposedly a random 'fan' who offered Bree & Daniel a place to stay with what appeared to be no known affiliations to the order, and now he just suddenly IS linked to the order the whole time? coincidence? or a plot gap?

No i don't believe its a coincidence, I sure hope it will be explained though --[[User:Michiev|Michiev]]

The Notes section on this video is getting out of control... too much speculation and unimportant details. I think someone should really sort through and decide what to keep and what to toss. --[[User:64.13.122.114|64.13.122.114]] 21:23, 18 March 2007 (CDT)
:I tried to trim the fat. -- [[user:Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]

== Theories ==
She just let daniel go? Maybe because she wanted to make sure that her message was heard? Thats the only reason I can think of.

notice Alex said "the what Order" instead of the more grammatically likely "the Order of what?". who has ever heard of a group called the "whatever" Order? it's much for common to be called the Order of the "whatever" (i.e. "Princess Diaries"' fictional "The Order of the Rose"). Before I read the end of the transcript, this detail alone told me "she knows stuff; big stuff." even to the point where she knows the proper name of the Order (there's a group supposedly so secret, people call it the name of the hotel they meet at; no ''outsiders'' know its proper name.)
Also, Alex mentions "I couldn't have killed your parents because they're still alive". Um, who mentioned death? Jonas only mentioned the collection of articles and such were of people she "betrayed". I think Alex is tipping her hand a little prematurely by such suggestions of her knowing the Order's true name and willing to jump to murder when no one mentioned it.
I don't have the ability (or health; I sick :( ) to do this, but I am suggesting that in order (no pun intended) to see where the Order was inspired from, we should search for groups that their title follows the format "The ____ Order". -- [[user:Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]

:wow--good points! Can you incorperate this into the notes? [[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 14:55, 18 March 2007 (CDT)Wingless
::thanx, but I got no idea how to condense all that. Anyone else who can is welcome to do so! -- [[user:Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]

:but we know it's "Order of Denderah." So I think we're reading too much into this.--[[User:Skeeta|Skeeta]] 02:24, 19 March 2007 (CDT)
::Do we? From [[The Order]] page: "The Order of Denderah" was first mentioned in the video Learning To Drive when Daniel and Bree were arguing about Bree's ritual and she exclaimed that her parents were "not Order of Denderah!" [[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 05:46, 19 March 2007 (CDT)

Maybe the reason Jonas was able to offer help was because he had the resources to do so (money, no parental interference, house, etc) and the presence of those resources might be due to the Order...?

User talk:LGBot

2007-03-18T20:03:23Z

Wingless earthbound:

== Bot Tasks ==

This is a list of tasks that the bot might be able to help get done faster. Feel free to request anything that you want done, and I'll add it to the list if it seems feasible. If you'd like to contact the bot operator directly, you can do so at [[User talk:Jonpro]]. Also, please sign your comments with <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>.
*<strike>Fix formatting in videos from <nowiki>''(text)''</nowiki> to <nowiki>(''text'')</nowiki> per [[LGPedia:General style guide]].</strike>
*Add {{tl|tag}} to all articles in [[:Category:YouTube tags]] (mostly done).
*Correct capitalization of [[The Order]] to ??? (pending discussion).
*Correct capitalization of [[The creators]] to ??? (pending discussion).
*Link music links to [[LG15 Soundtrack]] table (details forthcoming).
*Change instances of {{tl|blog3}} to {{tl|blog4}} (pending discussion).

== Great job! ==

Hey Jonpro, 
Great work with the bot! Looks like it's running smoothly... as for tasks, think it could change instances of [[The Order]] to [[the Order]]? Actually, I'm not sure which one is correct, but I think there's instances of both floating about the wiki. Thoughts anyone? 
[[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 01:39, 15 March 2007 (CDT)
:i think "the" is definitely the correct form. --[[User:Skeeta|Skeeta]] 01:56, 15 March 2007 (CDT)
::Yeah, whichever one is correct, I'm pretty sure the bot could fix those. And I think "the Order" is correct as well. Is there anyone who thinks it should be "The Order"?--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 10:38, 15 March 2007 (CDT)

::: You know, in real life these things are often a matter of belief. For example, a Christian would say "We pray to Him" where non-Christians would more likely write "They pray to him." So Lucy would probably write "We in The Order" because, to her, it's ''The'' Order and there is no other Order. Thank Goodness this isn't real wikipedia where we'd have to make a decision about real people's deeply held religious beliefs. For what it's worth, the official description of [[Date With P. Monkey]] also capitalizes "The" in the middle of a sentence. --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 11:43, 15 March 2007 (CDT)

::::i think that only applies to the capitalization of "order." for ex, someone wouldn't say "Our God."--[[User:Skeeta|Skeeta]] 18:47, 15 March 2007 (CDT)

::::: [[Date With P. Monkey]] and [[Me For Daniel]] capitalizes mid-sentence. In [[Bree Is Crazy]] Daniel leaves it lower case. I thought of another example of the controversy. Newspapers insist on capitalization, such as ''The New York Times'', but others insist it should be the ''New York Times''. I guess there's no right or wrong answer. --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 23:25, 15 March 2007 (CDT)

Another one similar to this is [[The creators]]. Is it "the Creators", "The Creators", or "the creators"?--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 22:34, 15 March 2007 (CDT)

:I think what Jay pointed out about "The/the Order" in the descriptions is interesting. Looks like Bree (who was brought up by them) capitalizes "The", but Daniel (an outsider) does not. I would go with "the Order" then. This may be about Bree, but the LGPedia clearly does not exist in the Breeniverse. The characters are barely aware that there's a forum, and I'd bet anything the wiki doesn't exist to them. We are "outsiders". We use "the Order".
:For "the Creators", even though that's the spelling that I've been using, if we're standardizing it, I would prefer to use "the creators". If this were a movie, you wouldn't be saying "The Executive Producers" mid-sentence, would you? The current article on the creators (which is actually titled "The creators") says that they might call themselves that because they liken themselves to gods (a possible argument for capitalizing Creators?). However, I don't think the article should read that way (it's kind of disrespectful to them, really). A much more likely explanation is that 1) they "created" the Breeniverse and 2) their roles in the production defy easy classification. Each of them often takes on various roles in different videos (as evidenced by the credits). Soo... I'm still for "the creators". [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 10:05, 17 March 2007 (CDT)

== A few bad edits ==

The bot recently made a few bad edits to [[Bree]], [[Daniel]], and a couple other pages due to an error in logic on my part. I was removing leading blank lines from the YouTube tag pages and accidentally removed some (necessary) blank lines in a few other articles. I have reverted all of the bots bad edits and fixed the logic so it won't happen again.--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 16:36, 15 March 2007 (CDT)

== Soundtracks ==

Hey Jonpro, 
For a while I've wanted to have video pages link to the [[LG15 Soundtrack]] table instead of having their own music links (in the template). Twjaniak had tried to explain to me how to do this with "anchors" and I didn't quite get it. It did seem like something fairly repetitive though... think if I figure out how to do it, we could have good ol' LGBot run it? 
[[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 18:35, 15 March 2007 (CDT)

:Hmmm, I guess it depends on exactly how it would work. If it's a matter of replacing one string of text with another, then definitely. And you can get pretty clever with this, so some things are possible that at first don't seem to be. There are other things the bot can do, but it sounds like replacing would be the thing to use here. Most likely, if it is a repetitive task, the bot will have some way to do it.--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 20:07, 15 March 2007 (CDT)

::All righty, I took another look at it and apparently this is how it works.
::Step 1: Add anchors to the song titles. For "A Cup Of Blue", put the div tags around the title (note the div id cannot have spaces) <nowiki><div id="A_Cup_Of_Blue>A Cup Of Blue</div></nowiki> It doesn't matter what's in between the tags, it could be hyperlinked or anything, won't make a difference as long as the bot can figure out how to separate the title from the hyperlink so it can copy it. What we'd be linking to is the little "anchor" you've made. This step seems fairly straightfoward in that all the bot would have to do is add the markup and use the song title name (with no spaces) as the anchor.
::Step 2: Update the blog pages to include links to these anchors. On [[Bree Phone Home]] that would mean putting in <nowiki>"[[LG15Soundtrack#A_Cup_Of_Blue|A Cup of Blue]]</nowiki> by Steve Watkins". Now I can see that being trickier since we haven't been consistent with how we credit the music there. However, if the bot can at least make the anchors, it won't be as much work to link to them.
::Is at least some of that doable for LGBot? If it'd be too much work to program it, just let me know. It definitely looks like more work than "the Order" or "the Creators".
::[[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 13:36, 16 March 2007 (CDT)

== Video template ==

I've noticed that only the videos from [[Snow Angels]] on actually use {{tl|blog4}}, and the ones before it use {{tl|blog3}}. Would it be a good idea to try to convert all of them to {{tl|blog4}}? If so, what are the differences between the two templates? If it's nothing too extreme, the bot might be able to make the conversion.--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 20:13, 15 March 2007 (CDT)

==Links in transcripts==
I just noticed one user removed links in a transcript because they thought it was "a no-no". I think I remember having this discussion someplace before and, if I remember correctly, the consensus what that the first instance of each link should be linked, and the rest should not be linked. Perhaps LGBot can help in the implementation of correct linking style, not just in the transcripts, but articles in general. For instance, if you give him a list of articles, he can search for the first instance of each, add brackets, search for the remaining instances, and remove brackets. Sorry for the barrage of requests to LGBot, Jonpro... take is as praise! This isn't a time-sensitive project, no rush. [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 10:13, 17 March 2007 (CDT)

:Hmm, this is something the bot might be able to do. I haven't yet figured out everything that it is capable of, but I'm figuring it out as I go. And I really do appreciate all of the ideas for the bot. This is exactly what I hoped the bot would be able to do, so keep them coming. As long as there is no rush (as you say), I'll try to work on the projects one at at time.--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 14:57, 17 March 2007 (CDT)

==LGBot?==

What exactly does this "bot" do? What is it? A computer program? Maybe put the answers to these questions on the page, unless everyone else already knows what it is *blushes*. [[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 15:03, 18 March 2007 (CDT)

Songwriter's Guild

2007-03-18T20:00:36Z

Wingless earthbound:

<big>NOTE:</big>

You can use the table of contents to navigate this page, trust me, it's MUCH easier then just scrolling, and scrolling... and scrolling.

-[[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 15:00, 18 March 2007 (CDT)

[[Image:Grillz.jpg|thumbnail]]

=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*Are you a crazy '''[[LonelyCracks Anonymous|LonelyCracker]]'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake, a Grape Nehi, or some of Maddie's fabulous cookies, and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened [[comment board]]

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''Started off the singing bug and makes good food.'' 
*wingless_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies.'' 
*dumbhippo ''resident Chief 'new video demander' (although Maddie occasionally fills that post also.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo. Serves no Rhyme before it's time'' 
*Maddingo ''brings the pain.'' 
*Harleygirl24 ''*MEEP*''
*[[Marbella]]

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

*Location: Post #1149 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>The Commenter Community Good Morning Song

Good morning good morning,
I see that it’s been pouring,
New comments while I was in bed snoring,
Dreaming dreams that were boring.

But while I’m all for breakfast,
you might be on a lunch quest,
and I wish you all the very best,
I can’t eat anything without making a mess!

So we’ve all checked the page
And to the creators we’ve bade,
Them to come to our aid,
Because no new video was made.

Now I’m trying to end
This song and I’ll send
Good will to you when
I chance to comment on this page, again.

The end!

(even though now it IS almost lunch for me, and for some it’s almost dinner… haha) </pre>

*Location: Post #1656 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Alright then. Time for a song: (this is REALLY bad hahaha)

(sung to Kelly Clarkson’s “Since U been gone” hahaha)

Dedicated to the Creators.

Here’s the thing Creators, we started out friends,
It was cool but it was all pretend,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

You dedicated to Bree’s Dad, you took the time to make the vid,
Wasn’t long before I called your character mine,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

And all you’d ever hear me say,
Is how I want more vids,
I guess you liked that way,

But since you been gone,
I can’t breath for the first time,
I’m so NOT moving on, yeah yeah,

Thanks to you,
Now I don’t get,
What I want…

Since you been gone </pre>

*Location: Post #1298 on the Me for Daniel page

<pre>For Dream

If only the Deacons were small brown and furry,
that would give us one less thing to worry,
about on the comment page that starts to get blurry,
as our fingers start to numb from hitting “refresh” in a hurry.

I can just see it now: the Deacons as squirrels,
though I doubt they would be able to make so many referrals…
like Dr. Imant supposes, in his order-ly videos…

Instead they would spend their afternoons relaxing,
playing games and doing things that were considerably less taxing,
then running the order and making a lasting,
impression on us, and we’d wonder in passing,
if the creators got tired of all our harassing.
</pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

*Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

<pre>Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas.
Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! </pre>

*Location: Post #982 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Some comic relief:

(Sung to the tune of “Smelly Cat” by Phoebe)

“Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

First they rap, and then they swim,
Bree’s Dad talks-but we never see him.
Science is wrong, the ceremony is on,
Bree makes a difficult decision, and then Daniel is gone.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

The ceremony is fake, and Lucy’s a snake,
Cassie is watching, OpAphid gives her a break.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Gemma appears, she’s pretty and strange,
Daniel is breaking into every apartment in range.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree and Daniel run, the parents are taken,
Jonas shows up - is he a savior in the making?

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree goes to Jonas’, then Daniel too
Bree steals some cash, and a car to boot.
Shes gotta meet her Dad, in a parking lot,
We still NEVER see him, and then he gets shot!

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault! </pre>

*Location: Post #1223 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Song for my fellow LonelyCracks:

(I’M SO SORRY if I don’t mention you by name,
there’s only so many lines to this song,
just know, ALL of you are in my heart! I mean it!)

(Sung to the tune of “Dream On” by Aerosmith)

Every time I look in the posts here
All these vids and the story is no clearer
Bree’s Dad is gone.
All this time on-line, is it just wrong?
No, cause my friends here say
Coming to the boards is a fun way to play.

Yeah, I know nobody knows
where the story is or where it goes
I know the Creators always keep a lid
on WHEN THE HELL we’re gonna get a VID!

All my life
is spent on these pages
Talked to all kinds, some fools
and some sages.
Thousands of posts
make the servers toast

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Yeah, Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Dream’s On, Krig’s On, Cloud’s On
Post until your theories come true
Marbella’s On, Jess’s On, Gypsy’s On
Post until your post comes through
PinkO’s On, Jackie’s On, Wingless’ On
Sarahboo’s on, NAXAN’s On,
Mary’s On, d.hippo’s On

Joe’s On, Maddies’s On, Maddingo’s On
Post until your theories come true
Jack’s On, ralfthedog’s On, the General’s On
Post until your post comes through
Gemma’s flatmate’s On, Rosie’s On, robtommorow’s On
Rebel goddess’s on, modelmotion’s On,
Lizard’s On,’s Gnome’s On, Perky’s On, Eno’s On
Post until the Creators come through!

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way </pre>

*Location: Post #1249 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
I’m SO SORRY Grace!

Allright, new song, on the spot- just for you!

(To the tune of O.P.P. by Naughty by Nature)

LCD - How can I explain it?
Spend days and nights trying to retain it.
L is for the Lonely, since we’re spending time here
C is for the Crack that makes us all cheer
D is dis-Order, since we all hate the cult
So throw your hand in the air
and start a revolt

You down with LCD?
Yeah, you know me!
You down with LCD
Yeah, you know me!
Who’s down with LCD
Grace and me!

*meep* </pre>

*Location: UNDERGROUND BUNKER!!!

<pre>

Don't put this on the front page,
it'll set off the Bethy-beast :)
I'll put it on the Songwriters Page though.
Disclaimer: Anyone finding it offensive should just replace "Bethy" with a shouted "MACKEREL!" ;)

(Sung to the tune of "Fight for Your Right to Party" by the Beasty Boys)

"MEEP IT!

You log onto the net and you go into the site,
there's still no new video, but that's allright.
You try to write a post about the LG15 force
but there's a bunch of nasty comments by a bitch-y dork.

You gotta fight, for your rights,
on the FroooooooontPage!!

Bethy says too many posts, she says "NO WAY!"
That hypocrite posts 1 million times a day!
Man dealing with psychos is such a drag
now I guess i'll just have to read the lonelygirl mag,(Busted)

You gotta fight, for your rights,
on the FroooooooontPage!!

You gotta fight

She says Get off of this page if that's the post your gonna write!
The sites only O.K. when I say so allright???!!
Well I had to bust in and say WHAT'S THAT NOISE!?!?
Aww, Bethy's just jealous its the FRONTPAGE BOYS!!!

You gotta fight, for your rights,
on the FroooooooontPage!!

You gotta fight, for your rights,
on the FroooooooontPage!!
</pre>

==Hippo's Songs==

With a captial H!! 

*Location: Post #115 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
And she’s…. a lonely crack addict!

Woohoo!

(pick a tune - there is no real way to describe
the tune that I had in my head when i was typing that!)
</pre>

*Location: Post #1747 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Ok guys - I’m not a songwriter or a poet —
but I’ve just written this off the top of my head at work!
It’s a poem type thing (starts with a lymerick!!!) I’m quite proud!!

There once was a girl named Bree,
Who had a friend called P.Monkey,
They sat on her bed,
And P.Monkey said,
I want an ‘Orangey cookie’.

Now Bree, she did sigh,
As he sat by her side,
All innocent looking and purple,
She tried to explain,
to his wee little brain,
that orange was seriously evil!

P.monkey cried, he didn’t understand,
and Owen and Thor - they just laughed..
Bree got all cross,
so they both stopped,
and decided to go join a rock band.

P.MONKEY!! Bree cried,
You can have my grape nehi,
It’s so nice and lovely and purple,
you can drink it with glee,
with the songwriters team,
until you think you’re a turtle!

tee hee - please ignore the really bad rhyming of purple and turtle,
and especially purple and evil! lol!

enjoy! </pre>

==Maddingo's Songs==

*Location: Post #1193 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comments page

<pre>Alright. My song contribution. It’s kind of obvious sung,
of course to the tune of Weezer’s “My name is Jonas.” Enjoy.

His name is Jonas
He’s from the Breeniverse
A new video? Bonus!
We can all post fiirrssttt111tt!!!

Don’t sit next to me
I’m consumed by Bree
Tach’s new video’s
A message to her Brother
krig and dream and me
On a Nehi spree
There’s a bundt cake
But we better get another

Gemma’s being stalked — oh dread
The Order shot Bree’s dad dead
This new vid don’t explain things away
Put up a new one today! </pre>

*Location: Post #1237 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>Verse 2:

My name’s Maddingo
I keep hitting refresh
Keep looking for a video
I must be obsessed

I can’t eat or sleep
I keep shouting *meep*
Watched Greystroke’s new vid
My, good gracious
itscassie, that fink
Wants a job, I think
My, the time between
New vids is a bit spacious

WatchingOne sings Wingless’s song
Marbella hums along
Cloud_ax and Jo need a snack
They’re starving thanks to Lonelycrack </pre>

*Location: Post #1301 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To John Denver’s “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”

Well life at LG is kinda laid back
Ain’t nothing but Nehi and Lonelycrack
I’m melting my eyes and I think I’m getting fat
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well the simple kinda life never did me no harm
Booting up the puter just to fall for Bree’s charms
Two days without a new vid. Oh darn.
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well my friends don’t understand why my mind’s turning brittle
But Lonelygirl plays my heart like a fiddle
And I’m still working on the last Tach riddle
Thank God for the Breeniverse </pre>

*Location: Post #1763 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To the tune of “Mr. Tambourine Man”:

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too

Though I know you’ve built an empire
Of fiercely loyal fans
All across the land
We even started a band
And we’re all meeping
This lack of vids amazes me
It knocks me off my feet
Least I got bundt cake to eat
And I’ll drink a whiskey neat
To keep from weeping

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too</pre>

*Location: Post #1763 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>To the tune of “Mr. Tambourine Man”:

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too

Though I know you’ve built an empire
Of fiercely loyal fans
All across the land
We even started a band
And we’re all meeping
This lack of vids amazes me
It knocks me off my feet
Least I got bundt cake to eat
And I’ll drink a whiskey neat
To keep from weeping

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too </pre>

<pre>(Dedicated to WO and Dream)
Sung to John Cougar’s “Jack and Diane”

Little ditty
‘Bout WatchingOne and Dream
Two kids who met each other
On LG15
WatchingOne flew across the sea
To teach us all to kiss
From the land of Germany

Maddingo says
Oh yeah, WatchingOne,
When life is a Dream
Your misery’s gone
Oh yeah, WatchingOne,
When life is a Dream
Your misery’s gone

Sucking down Nehi’s
Inside the comment room
WatchingOne didn’t kiss like a fish
That made Dream swoon
We all just talked about
Daniel and Bree
They better do a special ’bout these guys
On CNBC

Maddingo says
Oh yeah, WatchingOne,
When life is a Dream
Your misery’s gone
Oh yeah, WatchingOne,
When life is a Dream
Your misery’s gone
</pre>

==Harleygirl24's Songs==

Harelygirl24 has been awarded the Lonelygirl15 Songwriter's Guild Golden Record:

[[Image:Golden record-1-.jpg‎]]

*Location: Post #1848 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>TO THE TUNE OF ROCKSTAR BY NICKELBACK

I’m through with refreshing the page
on my computer screen
It’s like the creators think its funny
just to lead us along
this day hasn’t turned out
quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new video
not an episode of Anti-Cribs
And a bundt cake I can eat all day
And a king size tub of fudge big enough
for ten plus me
–(So what you need)–

I need a a credit card that’s got no limit
And a big black jet with a computer in it
Gonna get the European fans here
for the lonelycrack conference
–(Been there done that)–

I want a room that is full of new computers
with refresh buttons built right in
Something like a mac or PC is fine for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I’m gonna pimp p-monkey for torture and shame
I’d even cut jonas hair and play the game

[CHORUS]
‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And well…

Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

I wanna be great like daniel without the wimpiness
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up deacons
watch a couple videos
and you can eat my fudge with me
–(I’ll have the quesadilla, ha-ha)–

I’m gonna dress my ass
with the LG15 fashion
Get a front door key to Jonas’ mansion
Gonna date a creator that loves to
spoil the ending for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I’m gonna pimp p-monkey for torture and shame
I’d even cut jonas hair and play the game

‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And we’ll hide out in the comment room
With the latest dictionary of
anagrams too
They’ll get you anything
for a comment
Everybody’s got LG15 on bookmark, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

I’m refresh the page
every second or so
Gonna watch my vids
from a newer cellphone
read the comments to be updated
watch vids every night so, So I don’t break down

‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And we’ll hide out in the comment room
With the latest dictionary of
anagrams too
They’ll get you anything
for a comment
Everybody’s got LG15 on bookmark, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack </pre>

*Location: Post # 449 on the My Dad Said... page

<pre>I wrote a new song.
To the tune of Blink 182 I miss you

(I miss you miss you)
Hello there the man in the library
The books in the backround make me wonder
The unsespecting victim of deacons in the valley
You can live like Bree and Daniel if you want
Where they are always running
I’ll give you national geographic on Christmas
And in the night we wish a video comes
We wish a video comes

Where are you, oh dear jonas
I cannot sleep I need a video tonight
I need it today and always
This sick strange darkness comes from orange slurpies i consume everynight
And as I stared I counted the hours I have waited
reading all the comments, awaiting a new movie
make us a new video
even if its not good
Will you post a vid and stop this pain tonight
stop this pain tonight

Don’t waste your time on Bree your already screwed beyond belief(6x)

I miss you miss you(6x) </pre>

== Songs of cloud_ax ==

Location: Post #1803 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre> to the tune of Nickelbacks Photograph

I miss the video
I miss their faces
You can’t erase
please, please replace it
I miss them now
I can’t leave it
its not hard to stay
Too hard to leave it

when I refresh this page
I know the one thing that will never change

Every memory of logging on to this site
people talking about helicopters in flight
It’s not hard to say it, time to say it
VIDEO, VIDEO.
Every memory closing out of this site
I found the video about lonelygirl and its so nice
It’s not hard to say it, time to say it
VIDEO, VIDEO. </pre>

Location: Post #1546 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>to the tune of Aerosmiths Jaded

Hey
br br bree
You gotch yo dady’s style
But you’re tomorrow’s child to me
So bree
You think that’s where their it at but is that where the order’s suposed to be
we need a video please
PG - rated

My my bree’s blue
Yeah I been thinkin bout you
My my bree’s blue
Yeah your videos so late
And we’re the ones that need you</pre>

== Songs of [[Marbella]] ==

<pre>
*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I don't care..

My mind has gone away!!

*Comment #1783, from “The Unthinkable Happened

“I’m dreaming of a blank vid page..
just like the ones we used to know!
May your vids be better,not worst..
and may all your video comments be first!!”

*Comment #839, from “Road Trip”

MEEP!
Should **meep** acquaintance be the FIRRSSTT and **meeply** brought to mind?
Should **meep** stuffed animals be the FIRRST in times of auld lang syne?
For auld grape nehi, for grape ape–I’ve surely lost my mind!
For marble loss and purple gains, CUSOON..
What will we find?

</pre>

==Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs==

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1285 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Hey there lonelygirl
What’s it like at jonas’ house?
I’m a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Youtube can’t shine as bright as you
I swear it’s true

Hey there lonelygirl
Don’t you worry about the distance
I’m right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it’s my disguise
I’m by your side

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there lonelygirl
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I’ll pay the bills with this camera
We’ll have it good
We’ll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there lonelygirl
I’ve got so much left to say
If every simple video i posted
Would take your breath away
I’d film it all
Even more in love with me you’d fall
We’d have it all

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they’ve got planes and trains and cars
I’d walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we’ll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
lonelygirl I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you’re to blame

Hey there lonelygirl
You be good and don’t you miss me
Two more days and you’ll be done with him
And I’ll be making videos like I do
You know it’s all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there lonelygirl here’s to you
This ones for you

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me.

THAT WAS TEH EDITED VERSION OF ‘HEY THERE DELILAH’

now know as

‘HEY THERE LONELYGIRL’ </pre>

Writer: jennamarie xo

*Location: Post #1296 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>i made up a song. kelly clarksons addicted.
kinda sucks buttt thats okay.

It’s like you’re a drug
It’s like you’re a orange slurpie I can’t face down
It’s like I’m stuck
It’s like I’m waiting for new videos all the time
And I know I let you have all the power
It’s like the only company I seek is daniel and bree
It’s like you’re a leech
Sucking my social life from me
It’s like I can’t breathe
Without a new videooo
And I know I let you have all the power
And I realize you evil creators hateee me

It’s like I can’t see
It’s like I can’t think
of Nothing but you
I’m addicted to you
It’s like I can’t go on the computer
Without you interrupting me
In my homework
In my dreams
You’ve taken over me
It’s like I’m not me
It’s like I’m not me

hmm i think it perfectly describes these videos. </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1292 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
ok

new song

~To be sung to the tune of O.A.R.’s ‘love and memories’

Lonely, you’re always lonely
Addicting
You were the one
Now I am stuck inside a computer
You forgot about our lonelycrack
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in rebel’s water
Drowning my mind in my computer

You’re always laughing
Addicting
Little lonely girl
Here I am stuck inside the breeniverse
Everything has given way
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in orange slurpees
Drowning in lots of orange slushie

Maybe I am a lonelycracker
I feel my eyes glaze over
Staring at the screen
You need to stop feeding us
So much gosh-darn lonelycrack
But here we go again

Didn’t you
Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running far from seven-eleven
Drowning deep in rebel’s waters
Drowning deep inside my screen
Love lonelycrack more than ice cream
Run away from gemma’s wrath
Drowning deep inside a slurpee
Drowning inside computer screens

wow that is harder than it looks </pre>

Writer: gemmas flatmate

*Location: Post #1277 on the Bree's Dad is Dead Page

<pre>To the tune of “Take a walk on the wild side” by the Velvet Underground:

did a search on youtube the other day,
didnt have much to do, no vlogs to play,
then I found this girl called Bree
with perfect eyebrows and religion freaky

I thought hey there,
take a walk on the bree side
I thought hey GF
take a walk on the bree side

Soon found a site LG15.com
Found all the folks on there are such fun
saying Bree and daniel “watch your back!”
whilst taking nehi and lonelycrack

they said hey there
take a walk on the bree side
they said fffiiiiirrrsssstttt!
take a walk on the bree side

and all the LG fans sing
meep meep meep meep-meep-meep meep meep meep meep-meep-meep

etc etc </pre>

[[Category:Fan groups]]

User:Wingless earthbound

2007-03-18T19:59:28Z

Wingless earthbound:

{{Userbox SG}}
{{Userbox Still Gemma}}
{{Userbox Puppy}}
{{Userbox Growup}}
{{Userbox Holes}}
{{Userbox DanielDark}}

 
= Wingless_earthbound =

Is a silly land mammal. Has no wings ovbiously. Doesn't know how to spell very well. Is known to bound across the earth. Misses the old days (old days here refer to video The Unthinkable Happened and previous videos). Talks about self in third person. And has not written a song for The Songwriter's Guild (see userbox above) in quite some time. :/

===I like Titles===

I like to make suggestions for changes on lgpedia. Not really get into actualy making changes. I hope that my suggestions are not taken as complaints--they are written with the intention of conveying respect, and I always, always, hope I am polite in suggesting things.

I like whip cream. Especially with apple pie. Or strawberries. I live in the midwest USA. I have a dog, and a sister, who has a cat. I'm a proud member of the Guild. I started the Guild. And, uh, yeah. I'm just random.

Talk:Alex Is...

2007-03-18T19:55:29Z

Wingless earthbound:

I'm pretty sure Jonas says "I know you've been busy working ''it'' so" and not "working ''and'' so"--"working it" as in flirting. --[[User:Liesbyomission|Liz]] 03:55, 18 March 2007 (CDT)

She just let daniel go? Maybe because she wanted to make sure that her message was heard? Thats the only reason I can think of.

She's fucking nuts.

bizzare. Jonas was supposedly a random 'fan' who offered Bree & Daniel a place to stay with what appeared to be no known affiliations to the order, and now he just suddenly IS linked to the order the whole time? coincidence? or a plot gap?

No i don't believe its a coincidence, I sure hope it will be explained though

--[[User:Michiev|Michiev]]

Maybe the reason Jonas was able to offer help was because he had the resources to do so (money, no parental interference, house, etc) and the presence of those resources might be due to the Order...?

notice Alex said "the what Order" instead of the more grammatically likely "the Order of what?". who has ever heard of a group called the "whatever" Order? it's much for common to be called the Order of the "whatever" (i.e. "Princess Diaries"' fictional "The Order of the Rose"). Before I read the end of the transcript, this detail alone told me "she knows stuff; big stuff." even to the point where she knows the proper name of the Order (there's a group supposedly so secret, people call it the name of the hotel they meet at; no ''outsiders'' know its proper name.)
Also, Alex mentions "I couldn't have killed your parents because they're still alive". Um, who mentioned death? Jonas only mentioned the collection of articles and such were of people she "betrayed". I think Alex is tipping her hand a little prematurely by such suggestions of her knowing the Order's true name and willing to jump to murder when no one mentioned it.

I don't have the ability (or health; I sick :( ) to do this, but I am suggesting that in order (no pun intended) to see where the Order was inspired from, we should search for groups that their title follows the format "The ____ Order".
-- [[user:Nieriel.Manwathiel|Nieriel.Manwathiel]]

:wow--good points! Can you incorperate this into the notes? [[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 14:55, 18 March 2007 (CDT)Wingless

Talk:Tachyon

2007-03-08T18:55:56Z

Wingless earthbound:

== YouTube video coincidence... or not? ==

I don't know if this has been mentioned or not, but I just noticed something. On, YouTube, all of the screenshots from Tachyon's videos, except the first couple videos, are pictures of eyes. This may be a mere coincidence, but a strange feeling in my gut tells me that it's something more than that. Maybe it has something to do with The Order. --[[User:SilverBULLETx3|silver]]'''[[User talk:SilverBULLETx3|BULLET]]'''(''[[Special:Contributions/SilverBULLETx3|x3]]'') 17:20, 5 December 2006 (CST)
:Forget about that. Soon after I posted that I realized that Tachyon was against Oppie and the Order. With the Family. You know, right after she and Brother rescued Bree, Jonas, & Daniel, all of Tachyon's videos started to really make sense. I bet Tachyon is that girl that Gemma talks about in her video They Disappeared..., and Tachyon is definitely not Cassie. Tachyon and Brother stayed with Bree, Jonas, & Daniel for the weekend, and Bree would've said something if Tachyon was Cassie. BUT, I do think Cassie maybe got kidnapped by Op, just like Daniel did, because she was an "outsider". --[[User:SilverBULLETx3|silver]]'''[[User talk:SilverBULLETx3|BULLET]]'''(''[[Special:Contributions/SilverBULLTEx3|x3]]'')

==Should the page have more information?==

There are alot of references to Tachyon in the LG15 series lately, i was wondering if they should be be mentioned on this page?.

:Definitely. There is a lot to be said about Tachyon's interaction with lg15, and not even just recently that should be mentioned here. I'm feeling lazy and hoping someone else will tackle it, but I may get back and do it myslef soon. --[[User:Brucker|Brucker]] 13:38, 26 February 2007 (CST)

::I think it'd be especially helpful if someone familiar with the [[Tachyon]] puzzles could work on her page. There's so much about her life that's hinted at in them. EDIT: I wasn't implying that you shouldn't work on it, Brucker--just that I'd also like to see information about her that's been discovered through the puzzles. [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 15:53, 26 February 2007 (CST)

{{feature nomination}}

Just an idea. [[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 12:55, 8 March 2007 (CST)

Talk:Nikki Bower

2007-03-07T11:29:30Z

Wingless earthbound: /* How long does lgpedia feature people? */

ok, so i've added my theory and sort of reorganized things.--[[User:Skeeta|Skeeta]] 19:47, 14 January 2007 (CST)

hey, i just had a theory! so i always though nikki was fake just because of the unlikelihood of her atually finding that box. but, she put up that first video, in which she didn't find anything, and then she said someone had tipped her off on where to look - the number of steps to take, look out for the bridge. so, theory: the creators see someone investigating, get excited at this fan participation, plant the clue, and tip nikki off. in fact, the only alternative is nikki being fake.--[[User:Skeeta|Skeeta]] 03:06, 13 December 2006 (CST)

71.224.243.78 - why dont you register so we can see who you are? --[[User:Modelmotion|modelmotion]] 23:11, 20 November 2006 (CST)

== NIkki's camera operator ==

In a sense, there is another "unseen character" in THIS video series, isn't there? As the former editor pointed out, this is hardly mysterious, but perhaps significant in a way nonetheless.--[[User:Brucker|Brucker]] 18:15, 1 December 2006 (CST)

niki responded to my comment! the cameraman's her mom. which is wierd, but whatever. but the cameraman (well, woman) isn't really a character, is she? btw, the fact that she actually responds (sort of) to allegations of canonicity (if that's a word) (see her "who's Ramesh?" comment) probably indicates that she's actually real. --[[User:Skeeta|Skeeta]] 02:38, 13 December 2006 (CST)

== Feature nom ==

{{feature nomination}}
I think we should feature Nikki -- she's either secretly an official character or one of the hardest working, craziest fanfic'ers of all time.--[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 13:09, 24 January 2007 (CST)

:Now THIS I do support! [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 13:14, 24 January 2007 (CST)

::Yeah, she's definitely one of the most popular spinoffs, and lots of fun. --[[User:Brucker|Brucker]] 14:31, 24 January 2007 (CST)

::I predict major developments in the Nikki Bower story in the next couple hours. Stay tuned.--[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 19:27, 25 January 2007 (CST)

:::Time to make Nikki our featured article? I'll feel kinda bad that all our work put into spoofing lg362436 won't be highlighted, but this seems more important. Typical huh? Nothing happens for a while, then two events come at once. The article needs some revision before being featured though... it still reads like pre-Alli D. times. [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 13:51, 26 January 2007 (CST)

:::Well, to play Devil's Advocate, the Nikki section still needs lots of work -- not just her page, but her videos too. A lot of them are basically stubs. We ''could'' feature Epic Movie (which after all, premieres this weekend) and move Nikki there once she's ready. Plus, although Nikki's made a statement, [[the Creators]] haven't yet responded. I guess I'm just saying I can go either way.--[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 14:07, 26 January 2007 (CST)

:::Or, on second thought, we could feature Nikki now and Epic Movie next Friday. It'll still be playing, and this way somebody can go see it. I don't think there are any LG references in the movie, but if there are we'd hate to miss them.--[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 14:09, 26 January 2007 (CST)

::::Hmm, good points. Also, I just realized it might be overkill to feature Nikki right now since she also has an event in the Latest Developments column. How about HSA? It was nominated a while back and we still haven't featured it. Then we can take the time to decide about Epic Movie and maybe feature Nikki (or Alli) when she moves out of the LD column. [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 15:10, 26 January 2007 (CST)

::::I'm not really sure HSA is ready. I think we should definitely feature either Nikki or Epic Movie since they're both timely right now. I guess my vote is for Epic Movie, if we're missing anything, I'm sure it's minor.--[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 15:54, 26 January 2007 (CST)
:::::Don't do [[Epic Movie]], though. Rather you should do [[lonelygirl362436]], and you might want to put some sort of note on the article for the humor-impaired from the look of the edit history. --[[User:Brucker|Brucker]] 16:55, 26 January 2007 (CST)

::::::Yes, let's do [[lonelygirl362436]]. Hahaha, disclaimer needed for the humor-less. Maybe it was too tongue-in-cheek for some of our readers... [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 22:43, 26 January 2007 (CST)

== Elevate? ==
Any objections to making Nikki the featured article? It could use a once-over from anyone who has the energy.--[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 15:40, 8 February 2007 (CST)

I'm good with it. It might be better to have more general description of Nikki and her videos before launching into speculation, but overall, it's a good article and everyone loves Nikki. --[[User:Brucker|Brucker]] 16:00, 8 February 2007 (CST)

:Yay for Nikki! When should we change the feature? [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 22:42, 8 February 2007 (CST)

::No time like the present, I suppose.--[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 23:00, 8 February 2007 (CST)

:::I am definitely down with this.. Do we(Ehem..I use we loosely) have Nikki all ready to roll? Anythings need attention for the move? --[[User:LordGreystoke422|LordGreystoke422]] 23:26, 8 February 2007 (CST)

== How long does lgpedia feature people? ==

I think there should be a specific length of time agreed on by... say all the admins about how long people are featured. Then I won't have to keep bugging you to change the features! haha. I have nothing against Nikki B. but I think you guys should decide on a specific amount of time! [[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 14:16, 6 March 2007 (CST)

User talk:Wingless earthbound

2007-03-06T23:29:37Z

Wingless earthbound:

== Features ==

First, signatures. Type your message, and then at the end of your message type, literally: <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>. This will automatically format your name and your time. At the end of your message, just leave <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki> in a row, with nothing after and nothing in between the squigglies. You don't need to type your name or the time. Just <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki> and nothing else.

Second, features. I agree it's time to change it. Any suggestions on what to feature next? --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 14:23, 6 March 2007 (CST)

::ahhh okay, only ONCE! haha. Features: um I don't know... maybe feature Tachyon? I still think it's important that there's a specific time period though for features. Say... two/three weeks? [[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 17:22, 6 March 2007 (CST) (yay!!!)

== Pictures ==

A picture:
[[Image:Music notes.JPG]]

A link to a picture:
[[:Image:Music notes.JPG]]

A thumbnail of a picture:
[[Image:Music notes.JPG|thumb]]
 
That defaults to the right, but there are many formatting options:
[[Image:Music notes.JPG|thumb|center|50px|A caption!]]

A lot of this formatting is intuitive and flexible, try messing around or go to the extensive formatting help guides on wikipedia. --[[User:Brucker|Brucker]] 11:01, 4 January 2007 (CST)

Thanks! [[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]]wingless[[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] and why does it keep listing my name so many times?

:Hi Wingless. You might be signing your name wrong. Are you typing <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki> to sign your name? The four squigglies will automatically sign your name and format it correctly.--[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 20:05, 4 January 2007 (CST)

ok... ~~wingless~~ or did you mean [[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 05:18, 5 January 2007 (CST)wingless[[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 05:18, 5 January 2007 (CST)

User:Wingless earthbound

2007-03-06T23:28:06Z

Wingless earthbound: /* Some Stuff To Know */

{{Userbox SG}}
{{Userbox Still Gemma}}
{{Userbox Puppy}}
{{Userbox Growup}}
{{Userbox Holes}}
{{Userbox DanielDark}}

 
= WINGLESS =
AHA!! So THIS is how you edit your page! Awesome :]

Now I just need to figure out... how you add pictures!! Can someone please tell me? haha.

===Some Stuff To Know===

I like to make suggestions for changes on lgpedia. Not really get into actualy making changes. I hope that my suggestions are not taken as complaints--they are written with the intention of conveying respect, and I always, always, hope I am polite in suggesting things.

I like whip cream. Especially with apple pie. Or strawberries. I live in the midwest USA. I have a dog, and a sister, who has a cat. I'm a proud member of the Guild. I started the Guild. And, uh, yeah. I'm just random.

User talk:Wingless earthbound

2007-03-06T23:22:03Z

Wingless earthbound:

How do you add pictures? Thanks, [[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 10:46, 4 January 2007 (CST)wingless[[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 10:46, 4 January 2007 (CST)

A picture:
[[Image:Music notes.JPG]]

A link to a picture:
[[:Image:Music notes.JPG]]

A thumbnail of a picture:
[[Image:Music notes.JPG|thumb]]
 
That defaults to the right, but there are many formatting options:
[[Image:Music notes.JPG|thumb|center|50px|A caption!]]

A lot of this formatting is intuitive and flexible, try messing around or go to the extensive formatting help guides on wikipedia. --[[User:Brucker|Brucker]] 11:01, 4 January 2007 (CST)

Thanks! [[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]]wingless[[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] and why does it keep listing my name so many times?

:Hi Wingless. You might be signing your name wrong. Are you typing <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki> to sign your name? The four squigglies will automatically sign your name and format it correctly.--[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 20:05, 4 January 2007 (CST)

ok... ~~wingless~~ or did you mean [[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 05:18, 5 January 2007 (CST)wingless[[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 05:18, 5 January 2007 (CST)

== Feature ==

First, signatures. Type your message, and then at the end of your message type, literally: <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>. This will automatically format your name and your time. At the end of your message, just leave <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki> in a row, with nothing after and nothing in between the squigglies. You don't need to type your name or the time. Just <nowiki>~~~~</nowiki> and nothing else.

Second, features. I agree it's time to change it. Any suggestions on what to feature next? --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 14:23, 6 March 2007 (CST)

::ahhh okay, only ONCE! haha. Features: um I don't know... maybe feature Tachyon? I still think it's important that there's a specific time period though for features. Say... two/three weeks? [[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 17:22, 6 March 2007 (CST) (yay!!!)

Talk:Nikki Bower

2007-03-06T20:16:17Z

Wingless earthbound:

User:Wingless earthbound

2007-03-03T17:48:32Z

Wingless earthbound:

User:Wingless earthbound

2007-02-03T19:06:06Z

Wingless earthbound:

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= WINGLESS =
AHA!! So THIS is how you edit your page! Awesome :]

Now I just need to figure out... how you add pictures!! Can someone please tell me? haha.

===Some Stuff To Know===

I like whip cream. ALOT. Especially with apple pie. Or strawberries. I live in the midwest USA. I have a dog, and a sister, who has a cat. I'm a proud member of the Guild. I started the Guild. And, uh, yeah. I'm just random.

User:Wingless earthbound

2007-02-03T18:03:12Z

Wingless earthbound:

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-06T20:28:55Z

Wingless earthbound: /* Harleygirl24's Songs */

<big>NOTE:</big>

You can use the table of contents to navigate this page, trust me, it's MUCH easier then just scrolling, and scrolling... and scrolling.

-wingless

[[Image:Grillz.jpg|thumbnail]]

=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*Are you a crazy '''[[LonelyCrack]]er'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake, a Grape Nehi, or some of Maddie's fabulous cookies, and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''Started off the singing bug and makes good food.'' 
*wingless_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies.'' 
*dumbhippo ''resident Chief 'new video demander' (although Maddie occasionally fills that post also.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo. Serves no Rhyme before it's time'' 
*Maddingo ''brings the pain.'' 
*Harleygirl24 ''*MEEP*''

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

*Location: Post #1149 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>The Commenter Community Good Morning Song

Good morning good morning,
I see that it’s been pouring,
New comments while I was in bed snoring,
Dreaming dreams that were boring.

But while I’m all for breakfast,
you might be on a lunch quest,
and I wish you all the very best,
I can’t eat anything without making a mess!

So we’ve all checked the page
And to the creators we’ve bade,
Them to come to our aid,
Because no new video was made.

Now I’m trying to end
This song and I’ll send
Good will to you when
I chance to comment on this page, again.

The end!

(even though now it IS almost lunch for me, and for some it’s almost dinner… haha) </pre>

*Location: Post #1656 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Alright then. Time for a song: (this is REALLY bad hahaha)

(sung to Kelly Clarkson’s “Since U been gone” hahaha)

Dedicated to the Creators.

Here’s the thing Creators, we started out friends,
It was cool but it was all pretend,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

You dedicated to Bree’s Dad, you took the time to make the vid,
Wasn’t long before I called your character mine,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

And all you’d ever hear me say,
Is how I want more vids,
I guess you liked that way,

But since you been gone,
I can’t breath for the first time,
I’m so NOT moving on, yeah yeah,

Thanks to you,
Now I don’t get,
What I want…

Since you been gone </pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

*Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

<pre>Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas.
Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! </pre>

*Location: Post #982 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Some comic relief:

(Sung to the tune of “Smelly Cat” by Phoebe)

“Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

First they rap, and then they swim,
Bree’s Dad talks-but we never see him.
Science is wrong, the ceremony is on,
Bree makes a difficult decision, and then Daniel is gone.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

The ceremony is fake, and Lucy’s a snake,
Cassie is watching, OpAphid gives her a break.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Gemma appears, she’s pretty and strange,
Daniel is breaking into every apartment in range.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree and Daniel run, the parents are taken,
Jonas shows up - is he a savior in the making?

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree goes to Jonas’, then Daniel too
Bree steals some cash, and a car to boot.
Shes gotta meet her Dad, in a parking lot,
We still NEVER see him, and then he gets shot!

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault! </pre>

*Location: Post #1223 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Song for my fellow LonelyCracks:

(I’M SO SORRY if I don’t mention you by name,
there’s only so many lines to this song,
just know, ALL of you are in my heart! I mean it!)

(Sung to the tune of “Dream On” by Aerosmith)

Every time I look in the posts here
All these vids and the story is no clearer
Bree’s Dad is gone.
All this time on-line, is it just wrong?
No, cause my friends here say
Coming to the boards is a fun way to play.

Yeah, I know nobody knows
where the story is or where it goes
I know the Creators always keep a lid
on WHEN THE HELL we’re gonna get a VID!

All my life
is spent on these pages
Talked to all kinds, some fools
and some sages.
Thousands of posts
make the servers toast

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Yeah, Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Dream’s On, Krig’s On, Cloud’s On
Post until your theories come true
Marbella’s On, Jess’s On, Gypsy’s On
Post until your post comes through
PinkO’s On, Jackie’s On, Wingless’ On
Sarahboo’s on, NAXAN’s On,
Mary’s On, d.hippo’s On

Joe’s On, Maddies’s On, Maddingo’s On
Post until your theories come true
Jack’s On, ralfthedog’s On, the General’s On
Post until your post comes through
Gemma’s flatmate’s On, Rosie’s On, robtommorow’s On
Rebel goddess’s on, modelmotion’s On,
Lizard’s On,’s Gnome’s On, Perky’s On, Eno’s On
Post until the Creators come through!

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way </pre>

*Location: Post #1249 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
I’m SO SORRY Grace!

Allright, new song, on the spot- just for you!

(To the tune of O.P.P. by Naughty by Nature)

LCD - How can I explain it?
Spend days and nights trying to retain it.
L is for the Lonely, since we’re spending time here
C is for the Crack that makes us all cheer
D is dis-Order, since we all hate the cult
So throw your hand in the air
and start a revolt

You down with LCD?
Yeah, you know me!
You down with LCD
Yeah, you know me!
Who’s down with LCD
Grace and me!

*meep* </pre>

==Hippo's Songs==

With a captial H!! 

*Location: Post #115 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
And she’s…. a lonely crack addict!

Woohoo!

(pick a tune - there is no real way to describe
the tune that I had in my head when i was typing that!)
</pre>

*Location: Post #1747 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Ok guys - I’m not a songwriter or a poet —
but I’ve just written this off the top of my head at work!
It’s a poem type thing (starts with a lymerick!!!) I’m quite proud!!

There once was a girl named Bree,
Who had a friend called P.Monkey,
They sat on her bed,
And P.Monkey said,
I want an ‘Orangey cookie’.

Now Bree, she did sigh,
As he sat by her side,
All innocent looking and purple,
She tried to explain,
to his wee little brain,
that orange was seriously evil!

P.monkey cried, he didn’t understand,
and Owen and Thor - they just laughed..
Bree got all cross,
so they both stopped,
and decided to go join a rock band.

P.MONKEY!! Bree cried,
You can have my grape nehi,
It’s so nice and lovely and purple,
you can drink it with glee,
with the songwriters team,
until you think you’re a turtle!

tee hee - please ignore the really bad rhyming of purple and turtle,
and especially purple and evil! lol!

enjoy! </pre>

==Maddingo's Songs==

*Location: Post #1193 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comments page

<pre>Alright. My song contribution. It’s kind of obvious sung,
of course to the tune of Weezer’s “My name is Jonas.” Enjoy.

His name is Jonas
He’s from the Breeniverse
A new video? Bonus!
We can all post fiirrssttt111tt!!!

Don’t sit next to me
I’m consumed by Bree
Tach’s new video’s
A message to her Brother
krig and dream and me
On a Nehi spree
There’s a bundt cake
But we better get another

Gemma’s being stalked — oh dread
The Order shot Bree’s dad dead
This new vid don’t explain things away
Put up a new one today! </pre>

*Location: Post #1237 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>Verse 2:

My name’s Maddingo
I keep hitting refresh
Keep looking for a video
I must be obsessed

I can’t eat or sleep
I keep shouting *meep*
Watched Greystroke’s new vid
My, good gracious
itscassie, that fink
Wants a job, I think
My, the time between
New vids is a bit spacious

WatchingOne sings Wingless’s song
Marbella hums along
Cloud_ax and Jo need a snack
They’re starving thanks to Lonelycrack </pre>

*Location: Post #1301 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To John Denver’s “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”

Well life at LG is kinda laid back
Ain’t nothing but Nehi and Lonelycrack
I’m melting my eyes and I think I’m getting fat
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well the simple kinda life never did me no harm
Booting up the puter just to fall for Bree’s charms
Two days without a new vid. Oh darn.
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well my friends don’t understand why my mind’s turning brittle
But Lonelygirl plays my heart like a fiddle
And I’m still working on the last Tach riddle
Thank God for the Breeniverse </pre>

*Location: Post #1763 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To the tune of “Mr. Tambourine Man”:

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too

Though I know you’ve built an empire
Of fiercely loyal fans
All across the land
We even started a band
And we’re all meeping
This lack of vids amazes me
It knocks me off my feet
Least I got bundt cake to eat
And I’ll drink a whiskey neat
To keep from weeping

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too</pre>

*Location: Post #1763 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>To the tune of “Mr. Tambourine Man”:

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too

Though I know you’ve built an empire
Of fiercely loyal fans
All across the land
We even started a band
And we’re all meeping
This lack of vids amazes me
It knocks me off my feet
Least I got bundt cake to eat
And I’ll drink a whiskey neat
To keep from weeping

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too </pre>

==Harleygirl24's Songs==

Harelygirl24 has been awarded the Lonelygirl15 Songwriter's Guild Golden Record:

[[Image:Golden record-1-.jpg‎]]

*Location: Post #1848 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>TO THE TUNE OF ROCKSTAR BY NICKELBACK

I’m through with refreshing the page
on my computer screen
It’s like the creators think its funny
just to lead us along
this day hasn’t turned out
quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new video
not an episode of Anti-Cribs
And a bundt cake I can eat all day
And a king size tub of fudge big enough
for ten plus me
–(So what you need)–

I need a a credit card that’s got no limit
And a big black jet with a computer in it
Gonna get the European fans here
for the lonelycrack conference
–(Been there done that)–

I want a room that is full of new computers
with refresh buttons built right in
Something like a mac or PC is fine for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I’m gonna pimp p-monkey for torture and shame
I’d even cut jonas hair and play the game

[CHORUS]
‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And well…

Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

I wanna be great like daniel without the wimpiness
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up deacons
watch a couple videos
and you can eat my fudge with me
–(I’ll have the quesadilla, ha-ha)–

I’m gonna dress my ass
with the LG15 fashion
Get a front door key to Jonas’ mansion
Gonna date a creator that loves to
spoil the ending for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I’m gonna pimp p-monkey for torture and shame
I’d even cut jonas hair and play the game

‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And we’ll hide out in the comment room
With the latest dictionary of
anagrams too
They’ll get you anything
for a comment
Everybody’s got LG15 on bookmark, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

I’m refresh the page
every second or so
Gonna watch my vids
from a newer cellphone
read the comments to be updated
watch vids every night so, So I don’t break down

‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And we’ll hide out in the comment room
With the latest dictionary of
anagrams too
They’ll get you anything
for a comment
Everybody’s got LG15 on bookmark, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack </pre>

*Location: Post # 449 on the My Dad Said... page

<pre>I wrote a new song.
To the tune of Blink 182 I miss you

(I miss you miss you)
Hello there the man in the library
The books in the backround make me wonder
The unsespecting victim of deacons in the valley
You can live like Bree and Daniel if you want
Where they are always running
I’ll give you national geographic on Christmas
And in the night we wish a video comes
We wish a video comes

Where are you, oh dear jonas
I cannot sleep I need a video tonight
I need it today and always
This sick strange darkness comes from orange slurpies i consume everynight
And as I stared I counted the hours I have waited
reading all the comments, awaiting a new movie
make us a new video
even if its not good
Will you post a vid and stop this pain tonight
stop this pain tonight

Don’t waste your time on Bree your already screwed beyond belief(6x)

I miss you miss you(6x) </pre>

==Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs==

Writer: Marbella

*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre> I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! </pre>

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1285 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Hey there lonelygirl
What’s it like at jonas’ house?
I’m a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Youtube can’t shine as bright as you
I swear it’s true

Hey there lonelygirl
Don’t you worry about the distance
I’m right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it’s my disguise
I’m by your side

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there lonelygirl
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I’ll pay the bills with this camera
We’ll have it good
We’ll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there lonelygirl
I’ve got so much left to say
If every simple video i posted
Would take your breath away
I’d film it all
Even more in love with me you’d fall
We’d have it all

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they’ve got planes and trains and cars
I’d walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we’ll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
lonelygirl I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you’re to blame

Hey there lonelygirl
You be good and don’t you miss me
Two more days and you’ll be done with him
And I’ll be making videos like I do
You know it’s all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there lonelygirl here’s to you
This ones for you

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me.

THAT WAS TEH EDITED VERSION OF ‘HEY THERE DELILAH’

now know as

‘HEY THERE LONELYGIRL’ </pre>

Writer: jennamarie xo

*Location: Post #1296 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>i made up a song. kelly clarksons addicted.
kinda sucks buttt thats okay.

It’s like you’re a drug
It’s like you’re a orange slurpie I can’t face down
It’s like I’m stuck
It’s like I’m waiting for new videos all the time
And I know I let you have all the power
It’s like the only company I seek is daniel and bree
It’s like you’re a leech
Sucking my social life from me
It’s like I can’t breathe
Without a new videooo
And I know I let you have all the power
And I realize you evil creators hateee me

It’s like I can’t see
It’s like I can’t think
of Nothing but you
I’m addicted to you
It’s like I can’t go on the computer
Without you interrupting me
In my homework
In my dreams
You’ve taken over me
It’s like I’m not me
It’s like I’m not me

hmm i think it perfectly describes these videos. </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1292 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
ok

new song

~To be sung to the tune of O.A.R.’s ‘love and memories’

Lonely, you’re always lonely
Addicting
You were the one
Now I am stuck inside a computer
You forgot about our lonelycrack
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in rebel’s water
Drowning my mind in my computer

You’re always laughing
Addicting
Little lonely girl
Here I am stuck inside the breeniverse
Everything has given way
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in orange slurpees
Drowning in lots of orange slushie

Maybe I am a lonelycracker
I feel my eyes glaze over
Staring at the screen
You need to stop feeding us
So much gosh-darn lonelycrack
But here we go again

Didn’t you
Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running far from seven-eleven
Drowning deep in rebel’s waters
Drowning deep inside my screen
Love lonelycrack more than ice cream
Run away from gemma’s wrath
Drowning deep inside a slurpee
Drowning inside computer screens

wow that is harder than it looks </pre>

Writer: gemmas flatmate

*Location: Post #1277 on the Bree's Dad is Dead Page

<pre>To the tune of “Take a walk on the wild side” by the Velvet Underground:

did a search on youtube the other day,
didnt have much to do, no vlogs to play,
then I found this girl called Bree
with perfect eyebrows and religion freaky

I thought hey there,
take a walk on the bree side
I thought hey GF
take a walk on the bree side

Soon found a site LG15.com
Found all the folks on there are such fun
saying Bree and daniel “watch your back!”
whilst taking nehi and lonelycrack

they said hey there
take a walk on the bree side
they said fffiiiiirrrsssstttt!
take a walk on the bree side

and all the LG fans sing
meep meep meep meep-meep-meep meep meep meep meep-meep-meep

etc etc </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: Post #1546 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>to the tune of Aerosmiths Jaded

Hey
br br bree
You gotch yo dady’s style
But you’re tomorrow’s child to me
So bree
You think that’s where their it at but is that where the order’s suposed to be
we need a video please
PG - rated

My my bree’s blue
Yeah I been thinkin bout you
My my bree’s blue
Yeah your videos so late
And we’re the ones that need you</pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: Post #1803 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre> to the tune of Nickelbacks Photograph

I miss the video
I miss their faces
You can’t erase
please, please replace it
I miss them now
I can’t leave it
its not hard to stay
Too hard to leave it

when I refresh this page
I know the one thing that will never change

Every memory of logging on to this site
people talking about helicopters in flight
It’s not hard to say it, time to say it
VIDEO, VIDEO.
Every memory closing out of this site
I found the video about lonelygirl and its so nice
It’s not hard to say it, time to say it
VIDEO, VIDEO. </pre>

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-06T13:07:35Z

Wingless earthbound: /* Harleygirl24's Songs */

<big>NOTE:</big>

You can use the table of contents to navigate this page, trust me, it's MUCH easier then just scrolling, and scrolling... and scrolling.

-wingless

[[Image:Grillz.jpg|thumbnail]]

=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*Are you a crazy '''[[LonelyCrack]]er'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake, a Grape Nehi, or some of Maddie's fabulous cookies, and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''Started off the singing bug and makes good food.'' 
*wingless_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies.'' 
*dumbhippo ''resident Chief 'new video demander' (although Maddie occasionally fills that post also.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo. Serves no Rhyme before it's time'' 
*Maddingo ''brings the pain.'' 
*Harleygirl24 ''*MEEP*''

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

*Location: Post #1149 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>The Commenter Community Good Morning Song

Good morning good morning,
I see that it’s been pouring,
New comments while I was in bed snoring,
Dreaming dreams that were boring.

But while I’m all for breakfast,
you might be on a lunch quest,
and I wish you all the very best,
I can’t eat anything without making a mess!

So we’ve all checked the page
And to the creators we’ve bade,
Them to come to our aid,
Because no new video was made.

Now I’m trying to end
This song and I’ll send
Good will to you when
I chance to comment on this page, again.

The end!

(even though now it IS almost lunch for me, and for some it’s almost dinner… haha) </pre>

*Location: Post #1656 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Alright then. Time for a song: (this is REALLY bad hahaha)

(sung to Kelly Clarkson’s “Since U been gone” hahaha)

Dedicated to the Creators.

Here’s the thing Creators, we started out friends,
It was cool but it was all pretend,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

You dedicated to Bree’s Dad, you took the time to make the vid,
Wasn’t long before I called your character mine,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

And all you’d ever hear me say,
Is how I want more vids,
I guess you liked that way,

But since you been gone,
I can’t breath for the first time,
I’m so NOT moving on, yeah yeah,

Thanks to you,
Now I don’t get,
What I want…

Since you been gone </pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

*Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

<pre>Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas.
Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! </pre>

*Location: Post #982 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Some comic relief:

(Sung to the tune of “Smelly Cat” by Phoebe)

“Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

First they rap, and then they swim,
Bree’s Dad talks-but we never see him.
Science is wrong, the ceremony is on,
Bree makes a difficult decision, and then Daniel is gone.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

The ceremony is fake, and Lucy’s a snake,
Cassie is watching, OpAphid gives her a break.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Gemma appears, she’s pretty and strange,
Daniel is breaking into every apartment in range.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree and Daniel run, the parents are taken,
Jonas shows up - is he a savior in the making?

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree goes to Jonas’, then Daniel too
Bree steals some cash, and a car to boot.
Shes gotta meet her Dad, in a parking lot,
We still NEVER see him, and then he gets shot!

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault! </pre>

*Location: Post #1223 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Song for my fellow LonelyCracks:

(I’M SO SORRY if I don’t mention you by name,
there’s only so many lines to this song,
just know, ALL of you are in my heart! I mean it!)

(Sung to the tune of “Dream On” by Aerosmith)

Every time I look in the posts here
All these vids and the story is no clearer
Bree’s Dad is gone.
All this time on-line, is it just wrong?
No, cause my friends here say
Coming to the boards is a fun way to play.

Yeah, I know nobody knows
where the story is or where it goes
I know the Creators always keep a lid
on WHEN THE HELL we’re gonna get a VID!

All my life
is spent on these pages
Talked to all kinds, some fools
and some sages.
Thousands of posts
make the servers toast

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Yeah, Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Dream’s On, Krig’s On, Cloud’s On
Post until your theories come true
Marbella’s On, Jess’s On, Gypsy’s On
Post until your post comes through
PinkO’s On, Jackie’s On, Wingless’ On
Sarahboo’s on, NAXAN’s On,
Mary’s On, d.hippo’s On

Joe’s On, Maddies’s On, Maddingo’s On
Post until your theories come true
Jack’s On, ralfthedog’s On, the General’s On
Post until your post comes through
Gemma’s flatmate’s On, Rosie’s On, robtommorow’s On
Rebel goddess’s on, modelmotion’s On,
Lizard’s On,’s Gnome’s On, Perky’s On, Eno’s On
Post until the Creators come through!

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way </pre>

*Location: Post #1249 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
I’m SO SORRY Grace!

Allright, new song, on the spot- just for you!

(To the tune of O.P.P. by Naughty by Nature)

LCD - How can I explain it?
Spend days and nights trying to retain it.
L is for the Lonely, since we’re spending time here
C is for the Crack that makes us all cheer
D is dis-Order, since we all hate the cult
So throw your hand in the air
and start a revolt

You down with LCD?
Yeah, you know me!
You down with LCD
Yeah, you know me!
Who’s down with LCD
Grace and me!

*meep* </pre>

==Hippo's Songs==

With a captial H!! 

*Location: Post #115 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
And she’s…. a lonely crack addict!

Woohoo!

(pick a tune - there is no real way to describe
the tune that I had in my head when i was typing that!)
</pre>

*Location: Post #1747 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Ok guys - I’m not a songwriter or a poet —
but I’ve just written this off the top of my head at work!
It’s a poem type thing (starts with a lymerick!!!) I’m quite proud!!

There once was a girl named Bree,
Who had a friend called P.Monkey,
They sat on her bed,
And P.Monkey said,
I want an ‘Orangey cookie’.

Now Bree, she did sigh,
As he sat by her side,
All innocent looking and purple,
She tried to explain,
to his wee little brain,
that orange was seriously evil!

P.monkey cried, he didn’t understand,
and Owen and Thor - they just laughed..
Bree got all cross,
so they both stopped,
and decided to go join a rock band.

P.MONKEY!! Bree cried,
You can have my grape nehi,
It’s so nice and lovely and purple,
you can drink it with glee,
with the songwriters team,
until you think you’re a turtle!

tee hee - please ignore the really bad rhyming of purple and turtle,
and especially purple and evil! lol!

enjoy! </pre>

==Maddingo's Songs==

*Location: Post #1193 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comments page

<pre>Alright. My song contribution. It’s kind of obvious sung,
of course to the tune of Weezer’s “My name is Jonas.” Enjoy.

His name is Jonas
He’s from the Breeniverse
A new video? Bonus!
We can all post fiirrssttt111tt!!!

Don’t sit next to me
I’m consumed by Bree
Tach’s new video’s
A message to her Brother
krig and dream and me
On a Nehi spree
There’s a bundt cake
But we better get another

Gemma’s being stalked — oh dread
The Order shot Bree’s dad dead
This new vid don’t explain things away
Put up a new one today! </pre>

*Location: Post #1237 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>Verse 2:

My name’s Maddingo
I keep hitting refresh
Keep looking for a video
I must be obsessed

I can’t eat or sleep
I keep shouting *meep*
Watched Greystroke’s new vid
My, good gracious
itscassie, that fink
Wants a job, I think
My, the time between
New vids is a bit spacious

WatchingOne sings Wingless’s song
Marbella hums along
Cloud_ax and Jo need a snack
They’re starving thanks to Lonelycrack </pre>

*Location: Post #1301 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To John Denver’s “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”

Well life at LG is kinda laid back
Ain’t nothing but Nehi and Lonelycrack
I’m melting my eyes and I think I’m getting fat
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well the simple kinda life never did me no harm
Booting up the puter just to fall for Bree’s charms
Two days without a new vid. Oh darn.
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well my friends don’t understand why my mind’s turning brittle
But Lonelygirl plays my heart like a fiddle
And I’m still working on the last Tach riddle
Thank God for the Breeniverse </pre>

*Location: Post #1763 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To the tune of “Mr. Tambourine Man”:

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too

Though I know you’ve built an empire
Of fiercely loyal fans
All across the land
We even started a band
And we’re all meeping
This lack of vids amazes me
It knocks me off my feet
Least I got bundt cake to eat
And I’ll drink a whiskey neat
To keep from weeping

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too</pre>

*Location: Post #1763 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>To the tune of “Mr. Tambourine Man”:

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too

Though I know you’ve built an empire
Of fiercely loyal fans
All across the land
We even started a band
And we’re all meeping
This lack of vids amazes me
It knocks me off my feet
Least I got bundt cake to eat
And I’ll drink a whiskey neat
To keep from weeping

Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I’m quite sleepy and I’ve got a bunch of work to do
Hey Mr. Creator man, post a vid for me
I want Bree and Gemma and Jonas and maybe Danielbeast too </pre>

==Harleygirl24's Songs==

Harelygirl24 has been awarded the Lonelygirl15 Songwriter's Guild Golden Record:

[[Image:Golden record-1-.jpg‎]]

*Location: Post #1848 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>TO THE TUNE OF ROCKSTAR BY NICKELBACK

I’m through with refreshing the page
on my computer screen
It’s like the creators think its funny
just to lead us along
this day hasn’t turned out
quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)

I want a brand new video
not an episode of Anti-Cribs
And a bundt cake I can eat all day
And a king size tub of fudge big enough
for ten plus me
–(So what you need)–

I need a a credit card that’s got no limit
And a big black jet with a computer in it
Gonna get the European fans here
for the lonelycrack conference
–(Been there done that)–

I want a room that is full of new computers
with refresh buttons built right in
Something like a mac or PC is fine for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I’m gonna pimp p-monkey for torture and shame
I’d even cut jonas hair and play the game

[CHORUS]
‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And well…

Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

I wanna be great like daniel without the wimpiness
Hire eight body guards that love to beat up deacons
watch a couple videos
and you can eat my fudge with me
–(I’ll have the quesadilla, ha-ha)–

I’m gonna dress my ass
with the LG15 fashion
Get a front door key to Jonas’ mansion
Gonna date a creator that loves to
spoil the ending for me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I’m gonna pimp p-monkey for torture and shame
I’d even cut jonas hair and play the game

‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And we’ll hide out in the comment room
With the latest dictionary of
anagrams too
They’ll get you anything
for a comment
Everybody’s got LG15 on bookmark, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

I’m refresh the page
every second or so
Gonna watch my vids
from a newer cellphone
read the comments to be updated
watch vids every night so, So I don’t break down

‘Cause we all just wanna be a big lonelycracks and
Live in cardboard boxes eating out of sacks
The comments come easy and the vids come cheap
We’ll all stay skinny ’cause we just say meep
And we’ll hang out on the forum page
in the VIP with the lonelycracks
Every good code breaker
Gonna wind up there
Every orange slurpie hater
With her greasy hair
And we’ll hide out in the comment room
With the latest dictionary of
anagrams too
They’ll get you anything
for a comment
Everybody’s got LG15 on bookmark, well
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack

Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack
Hey, hey, I wanna be a lonelycrack </pre>

==Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs==

Writer: Marbella

*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre> I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! </pre>

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1285 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Hey there lonelygirl
What’s it like at jonas’ house?
I’m a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Youtube can’t shine as bright as you
I swear it’s true

Hey there lonelygirl
Don’t you worry about the distance
I’m right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it’s my disguise
I’m by your side

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there lonelygirl
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I’ll pay the bills with this camera
We’ll have it good
We’ll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there lonelygirl
I’ve got so much left to say
If every simple video i posted
Would take your breath away
I’d film it all
Even more in love with me you’d fall
We’d have it all

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they’ve got planes and trains and cars
I’d walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we’ll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
lonelygirl I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you’re to blame

Hey there lonelygirl
You be good and don’t you miss me
Two more days and you’ll be done with him
And I’ll be making videos like I do
You know it’s all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there lonelygirl here’s to you
This ones for you

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me.

THAT WAS TEH EDITED VERSION OF ‘HEY THERE DELILAH’

now know as

‘HEY THERE LONELYGIRL’ </pre>

Writer: jennamarie xo

*Location: Post #1296 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>i made up a song. kelly clarksons addicted.
kinda sucks buttt thats okay.

It’s like you’re a drug
It’s like you’re a orange slurpie I can’t face down
It’s like I’m stuck
It’s like I’m waiting for new videos all the time
And I know I let you have all the power
It’s like the only company I seek is daniel and bree
It’s like you’re a leech
Sucking my social life from me
It’s like I can’t breathe
Without a new videooo
And I know I let you have all the power
And I realize you evil creators hateee me

It’s like I can’t see
It’s like I can’t think
of Nothing but you
I’m addicted to you
It’s like I can’t go on the computer
Without you interrupting me
In my homework
In my dreams
You’ve taken over me
It’s like I’m not me
It’s like I’m not me

hmm i think it perfectly describes these videos. </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1292 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
ok

new song

~To be sung to the tune of O.A.R.’s ‘love and memories’

Lonely, you’re always lonely
Addicting
You were the one
Now I am stuck inside a computer
You forgot about our lonelycrack
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in rebel’s water
Drowning my mind in my computer

You’re always laughing
Addicting
Little lonely girl
Here I am stuck inside the breeniverse
Everything has given way
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in orange slurpees
Drowning in lots of orange slushie

Maybe I am a lonelycracker
I feel my eyes glaze over
Staring at the screen
You need to stop feeding us
So much gosh-darn lonelycrack
But here we go again

Didn’t you
Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running far from seven-eleven
Drowning deep in rebel’s waters
Drowning deep inside my screen
Love lonelycrack more than ice cream
Run away from gemma’s wrath
Drowning deep inside a slurpee
Drowning inside computer screens

wow that is harder than it looks </pre>

Writer: gemmas flatmate

*Location: Post #1277 on the Bree's Dad is Dead Page

<pre>To the tune of “Take a walk on the wild side” by the Velvet Underground:

did a search on youtube the other day,
didnt have much to do, no vlogs to play,
then I found this girl called Bree
with perfect eyebrows and religion freaky

I thought hey there,
take a walk on the bree side
I thought hey GF
take a walk on the bree side

Soon found a site LG15.com
Found all the folks on there are such fun
saying Bree and daniel “watch your back!”
whilst taking nehi and lonelycrack

they said hey there
take a walk on the bree side
they said fffiiiiirrrsssstttt!
take a walk on the bree side

and all the LG fans sing
meep meep meep meep-meep-meep meep meep meep meep-meep-meep

etc etc </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: Post #1546 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>to the tune of Aerosmiths Jaded

Hey
br br bree
You gotch yo dady’s style
But you’re tomorrow’s child to me
So bree
You think that’s where their it at but is that where the order’s suposed to be
we need a video please
PG - rated

My my bree’s blue
Yeah I been thinkin bout you
My my bree’s blue
Yeah your videos so late
And we’re the ones that need you</pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: Post #1803 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre> to the tune of Nickelbacks Photograph

I miss the video
I miss their faces
You can’t erase
please, please replace it
I miss them now
I can’t leave it
its not hard to stay
Too hard to leave it

when I refresh this page
I know the one thing that will never change

Every memory of logging on to this site
people talking about helicopters in flight
It’s not hard to say it, time to say it
VIDEO, VIDEO.
Every memory closing out of this site
I found the video about lonelygirl and its so nice
It’s not hard to say it, time to say it
VIDEO, VIDEO. </pre>

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-05T12:35:23Z

Wingless earthbound: /* The songs of Wingless */

<big>NOTE:</big>

You can use the table of contents to navigate this page, trust me, it's MUCH easier then just scrolling, and scrolling... and scrolling.

-wingless

[[Image:Grillz.jpg|thumbnail]]

=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*Are you a crazy '''[[LonelyCrack]]er'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake, a Grape Nehi, or some of Maddie's fabulous cookies, and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''Started off the singing bug and makes good food.'' 
*wingless_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies.'' 
*dumbhippo ''resident Chief 'new video demander' (although Maddie occasionally fills that post also.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo.'' 
*Maddingo

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

*Location: Post #1149 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>The Commenter Community Good Morning Song

Good morning good morning,
I see that it’s been pouring,
New comments while I was in bed snoring,
Dreaming dreams that were boring.

But while I’m all for breakfast,
you might be on a lunch quest,
and I wish you all the very best,
I can’t eat anything without making a mess!

So we’ve all checked the page
And to the creators we’ve bade,
Them to come to our aid,
Because no new video was made.

Now I’m trying to end
This song and I’ll send
Good will to you when
I chance to comment on this page, again.

The end!

(even though now it IS almost lunch for me, and for some it’s almost dinner… haha) </pre>

*Location: Post #1656 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Alright then. Time for a song: (this is REALLY bad hahaha)

(sung to Kelly Clarkson’s “Since U been gone” hahaha)

Dedicated to the Creators.

Here’s the thing Creators, we started out friends,
It was cool but it was all pretend,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

You dedicated to Bree’s Dad, you took the time to make the vid,
Wasn’t long before I called your character mine,
Yeah yeah, since you been gone.

And all you’d ever hear me say,
Is how I want more vids,
I guess you liked that way,

But since you been gone,
I can’t breath for the first time,
I’m so NOT moving on, yeah yeah,

Thanks to you,
Now I don’t get,
What I want…

Since you been gone </pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

*Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

<pre>Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas.
Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! </pre>

*Location: Post #982 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Some comic relief:

(Sung to the tune of “Smelly Cat” by Phoebe)

“Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

First they rap, and then they swim,
Bree’s Dad talks-but we never see him.
Science is wrong, the ceremony is on,
Bree makes a difficult decision, and then Daniel is gone.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

The ceremony is fake, and Lucy’s a snake,
Cassie is watching, OpAphid gives her a break.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Gemma appears, she’s pretty and strange,
Daniel is breaking into every apartment in range.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree and Daniel run, the parents are taken,
Jonas shows up - is he a savior in the making?

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree goes to Jonas’, then Daniel too
Bree steals some cash, and a car to boot.
Shes gotta meet her Dad, in a parking lot,
We still NEVER see him, and then he gets shot!

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault! </pre>

*Location: Post #1223 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Song for my fellow LonelyCracks:

(I’M SO SORRY if I don’t mention you by name,
there’s only so many lines to this song,
just know, ALL of you are in my heart! I mean it!)

(Sung to the tune of “Dream On” by Aerosmith)

Every time I look in the posts here
All these vids and the story is no clearer
Bree’s Dad is gone.
All this time on-line, is it just wrong?
No, cause my friends here say
Coming to the boards is a fun way to play.

Yeah, I know nobody knows
where the story is or where it goes
I know the Creators always keep a lid
on WHEN THE HELL we’re gonna get a VID!

All my life
is spent on these pages
Talked to all kinds, some fools
and some sages.
Thousands of posts
make the servers toast

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Yeah, Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Dream’s On, Krig’s On, Cloud’s On
Post until your theories come true
Marbella’s On, Jess’s On, Gypsy’s On
Post until your post comes through
PinkO’s On, Jackie’s On, Wingless’ On
Sarahboo’s on, NAXAN’s On,
Mary’s On, d.hippo’s On

Joe’s On, Maddies’s On, Maddingo’s On
Post until your theories come true
Jack’s On, ralfthedog’s On, the General’s On
Post until your post comes through
Gemma’s flatmate’s On, Rosie’s On, robtommorow’s On
Rebel goddess’s on, modelmotion’s On,
Lizard’s On,’s Gnome’s On, Perky’s On, Eno’s On
Post until the Creators come through!

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way </pre>

*Location: Post #1249 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
I’m SO SORRY Grace!

Allright, new song, on the spot- just for you!

(To the tune of O.P.P. by Naughty by Nature)

LCD - How can I explain it?
Spend days and nights trying to retain it.
L is for the Lonely, since we’re spending time here
C is for the Crack that makes us all cheer
D is dis-Order, since we all hate the cult
So throw your hand in the air
and start a revolt

You down with LCD?
Yeah, you know me!
You down with LCD
Yeah, you know me!
Who’s down with LCD
Grace and me!

*meep* </pre>

==Hippo's Songs==

With a captial H!! 

*Location: Post #115 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
And she’s…. a lonely crack addict!

Woohoo!

(pick a tune - there is no real way to describe
the tune that I had in my head when i was typing that!)
</pre>

==Maddingo's Songs==

*Location: Post #1193 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comments page

<pre>Alright. My song contribution. It’s kind of obvious sung, of course to the tune of Weezer’s “My name is Jonas.” Enjoy.

His name is Jonas
He’s from the Breeniverse
A new video? Bonus!
We can all post fiirrssttt111tt!!!

Don’t sit next to me
I’m consumed by Bree
Tach’s new video’s
A message to her Brother
krig and dream and me
On a Nehi spree
There’s a bundt cake
But we better get another

Gemma’s being stalked — oh dread
The Order shot Bree’s dad dead
This new vid don’t explain things away
Put up a new one today! </pre>

*Location: Post #1237 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>Verse 2:

My name’s Maddingo
I keep hitting refresh
Keep looking for a video
I must be obsessed

I can’t eat or sleep
I keep shouting *meep*
Watched Greystroke’s new vid
My, good gracious
itscassie, that fink
Wants a job, I think
My, the time between
New vids is a bit spacious

WatchingOne sings Wingless’s song
Marbella hums along
Cloud_ax and Jo need a snack
They’re starving thanks to Lonelycrack </pre>

*Location: Post #1301 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To John Denver’s “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”

Well life at LG is kinda laid back
Ain’t nothing but Nehi and Lonelycrack
I’m melting my eyes and I think I’m getting fat
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well the simple kinda life never did me no harm
Booting up the puter just to fall for Bree’s charms
Two days without a new vid. Oh darn.
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well my friends don’t understand why my mind’s turning brittle
But Lonelygirl plays my heart like a fiddle
And I’m still working on the last Tach riddle
Thank God for the Breeniverse </pre>

==Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs==

Writer: Marbella

*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre> I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! </pre>

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1285 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Hey there lonelygirl
What’s it like at jonas’ house?
I’m a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Youtube can’t shine as bright as you
I swear it’s true

Hey there lonelygirl
Don’t you worry about the distance
I’m right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it’s my disguise
I’m by your side

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there lonelygirl
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I’ll pay the bills with this camera
We’ll have it good
We’ll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there lonelygirl
I’ve got so much left to say
If every simple video i posted
Would take your breath away
I’d film it all
Even more in love with me you’d fall
We’d have it all

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they’ve got planes and trains and cars
I’d walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we’ll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
lonelygirl I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you’re to blame

Hey there lonelygirl
You be good and don’t you miss me
Two more days and you’ll be done with him
And I’ll be making videos like I do
You know it’s all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there lonelygirl here’s to you
This ones for you

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me.

THAT WAS TEH EDITED VERSION OF ‘HEY THERE DELILAH’

now know as

‘HEY THERE LONELYGIRL’ </pre>

Writer: jennamarie xo

*Location: Post #1296 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>i made up a song. kelly clarksons addicted.
kinda sucks buttt thats okay.

It’s like you’re a drug
It’s like you’re a orange slurpie I can’t face down
It’s like I’m stuck
It’s like I’m waiting for new videos all the time
And I know I let you have all the power
It’s like the only company I seek is daniel and bree
It’s like you’re a leech
Sucking my social life from me
It’s like I can’t breathe
Without a new videooo
And I know I let you have all the power
And I realize you evil creators hateee me

It’s like I can’t see
It’s like I can’t think
of Nothing but you
I’m addicted to you
It’s like I can’t go on the computer
Without you interrupting me
In my homework
In my dreams
You’ve taken over me
It’s like I’m not me
It’s like I’m not me

hmm i think it perfectly describes these videos. </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1292 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
ok

new song

~To be sung to the tune of O.A.R.’s ‘love and memories’

Lonely, you’re always lonely
Addicting
You were the one
Now I am stuck inside a computer
You forgot about our lonelycrack
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in rebel’s water
Drowning my mind in my computer

You’re always laughing
Addicting
Little lonely girl
Here I am stuck inside the breeniverse
Everything has given way
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in orange slurpees
Drowning in lots of orange slushie

Maybe I am a lonelycracker
I feel my eyes glaze over
Staring at the screen
You need to stop feeding us
So much gosh-darn lonelycrack
But here we go again

Didn’t you
Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running far from seven-eleven
Drowning deep in rebel’s waters
Drowning deep inside my screen
Love lonelycrack more than ice cream
Run away from gemma’s wrath
Drowning deep inside a slurpee
Drowning inside computer screens

wow that is harder than it looks </pre>

Writer: gemmas flatmate

*Location: Post #1277 on the Bree's Dad is Dead Page

<pre>To the tune of “Take a walk on the wild side” by the Velvet Underground:

did a search on youtube the other day,
didnt have much to do, no vlogs to play,
then I found this girl called Bree
with perfect eyebrows and religion freaky

I thought hey there,
take a walk on the bree side
I thought hey GF
take a walk on the bree side

Soon found a site LG15.com
Found all the folks on there are such fun
saying Bree and daniel “watch your back!”
whilst taking nehi and lonelycrack

they said hey there
take a walk on the bree side
they said fffiiiiirrrsssstttt!
take a walk on the bree side

and all the LG fans sing
meep meep meep meep-meep-meep meep meep meep meep-meep-meep

etc etc </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: Post #1546 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>to the tune of Aerosmiths Jaded

Hey
br br bree
You gotch yo dady’s style
But you’re tomorrow’s child to me
So bree
You think that’s where their it at but is that where the order’s suposed to be
we need a video please
PG - rated

My my bree’s blue
Yeah I been thinkin bout you
My my bree’s blue
Yeah your videos so late
And we’re the ones that need you</pre>

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-05T11:25:32Z

Wingless earthbound: /* Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs */

<big>NOTE:</big>

You can use the table of contents to navigate this page, trust me, it's MUCH easier then just scrolling, and scrolling... and scrolling.

-wingless

[[Image:Grillz.jpg|thumbnail]]

=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*Are you a crazy '''[[LonelyCrack]]er'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake, a Grape Nehi, or some of Maddie's fabulous cookies, and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''Started off the singing bug and makes good food.'' 
*wingless_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies.'' 
*dumbhippo ''resident Chief 'new video demander' (although Maddie occasionally fills that post also.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo.'' 
*Maddingo

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

*Location: Post #1149 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>The Commenter Community Good Morning Song

Good morning good morning,
I see that it’s been pouring,
New comments while I was in bed snoring,
Dreaming dreams that were boring.

But while I’m all for breakfast,
you might be on a lunch quest,
and I wish you all the very best,
I can’t eat anything without making a mess!

So we’ve all checked the page
And to the creators we’ve bade,
Them to come to our aid,
Because no new video was made.

Now I’m trying to end
This song and I’ll send
Good will to you when
I chance to comment on this page, again.

The end!

(even though now it IS almost lunch for me, and for some it’s almost dinner… haha) </pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

*Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

<pre>Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas.
Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! </pre>

*Location: Post #982 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Some comic relief:

(Sung to the tune of “Smelly Cat” by Phoebe)

“Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

First they rap, and then they swim,
Bree’s Dad talks-but we never see him.
Science is wrong, the ceremony is on,
Bree makes a difficult decision, and then Daniel is gone.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

The ceremony is fake, and Lucy’s a snake,
Cassie is watching, OpAphid gives her a break.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Gemma appears, she’s pretty and strange,
Daniel is breaking into every apartment in range.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree and Daniel run, the parents are taken,
Jonas shows up - is he a savior in the making?

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree goes to Jonas’, then Daniel too
Bree steals some cash, and a car to boot.
Shes gotta meet her Dad, in a parking lot,
We still NEVER see him, and then he gets shot!

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault! </pre>

*Location: Post #1223 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Song for my fellow LonelyCracks:

(I’M SO SORRY if I don’t mention you by name,
there’s only so many lines to this song,
just know, ALL of you are in my heart! I mean it!)

(Sung to the tune of “Dream On” by Aerosmith)

Every time I look in the posts here
All these vids and the story is no clearer
Bree’s Dad is gone.
All this time on-line, is it just wrong?
No, cause my friends here say
Coming to the boards is a fun way to play.

Yeah, I know nobody knows
where the story is or where it goes
I know the Creators always keep a lid
on WHEN THE HELL we’re gonna get a VID!

All my life
is spent on these pages
Talked to all kinds, some fools
and some sages.
Thousands of posts
make the servers toast

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Yeah, Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Dream’s On, Krig’s On, Cloud’s On
Post until your theories come true
Marbella’s On, Jess’s On, Gypsy’s On
Post until your post comes through
PinkO’s On, Jackie’s On, Wingless’ On
Sarahboo’s on, NAXAN’s On,
Mary’s On, d.hippo’s On

Joe’s On, Maddies’s On, Maddingo’s On
Post until your theories come true
Jack’s On, ralfthedog’s On, the General’s On
Post until your post comes through
Gemma’s flatmate’s On, Rosie’s On, robtommorow’s On
Rebel goddess’s on, modelmotion’s On,
Lizard’s On,’s Gnome’s On, Perky’s On, Eno’s On
Post until the Creators come through!

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way

Post with me, keep posting all year
Posts to make you laugh, and posts to make you cheer.
Post with me, keep posting all today
Maybe tomorrow, a new vid is coming our way </pre>

*Location: Post #1249 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
I’m SO SORRY Grace!

Allright, new song, on the spot- just for you!

(To the tune of O.P.P. by Naughty by Nature)

LCD - How can I explain it?
Spend days and nights trying to retain it.
L is for the Lonely, since we’re spending time here
C is for the Crack that makes us all cheer
D is dis-Order, since we all hate the cult
So throw your hand in the air
and start a revolt

You down with LCD?
Yeah, you know me!
You down with LCD
Yeah, you know me!
Who’s down with LCD
Grace and me!

*meep* </pre>

==Hippo's Songs==

With a captial H!! 

*Location: Post #115 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
And she’s…. a lonely crack addict!

Woohoo!

(pick a tune - there is no real way to describe
the tune that I had in my head when i was typing that!)
</pre>

==Maddingo's Songs==

*Location: Post #1193 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comments page

<pre>Alright. My song contribution. It’s kind of obvious sung, of course to the tune of Weezer’s “My name is Jonas.” Enjoy.

His name is Jonas
He’s from the Breeniverse
A new video? Bonus!
We can all post fiirrssttt111tt!!!

Don’t sit next to me
I’m consumed by Bree
Tach’s new video’s
A message to her Brother
krig and dream and me
On a Nehi spree
There’s a bundt cake
But we better get another

Gemma’s being stalked — oh dread
The Order shot Bree’s dad dead
This new vid don’t explain things away
Put up a new one today! </pre>

*Location: Post #1237 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>Verse 2:

My name’s Maddingo
I keep hitting refresh
Keep looking for a video
I must be obsessed

I can’t eat or sleep
I keep shouting *meep*
Watched Greystroke’s new vid
My, good gracious
itscassie, that fink
Wants a job, I think
My, the time between
New vids is a bit spacious

WatchingOne sings Wingless’s song
Marbella hums along
Cloud_ax and Jo need a snack
They’re starving thanks to Lonelycrack </pre>

*Location: Post #1301 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page
<pre>
To John Denver’s “Thank God I’m a Country Boy”

Well life at LG is kinda laid back
Ain’t nothing but Nehi and Lonelycrack
I’m melting my eyes and I think I’m getting fat
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well the simple kinda life never did me no harm
Booting up the puter just to fall for Bree’s charms
Two days without a new vid. Oh darn.
Thank God for the Breeniverse

Well my friends don’t understand why my mind’s turning brittle
But Lonelygirl plays my heart like a fiddle
And I’m still working on the last Tach riddle
Thank God for the Breeniverse </pre>

==Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs==

Writer: Marbella

*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre> I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! </pre>

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1285 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Hey there lonelygirl
What’s it like at jonas’ house?
I’m a thousand miles away
But girl tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Youtube can’t shine as bright as you
I swear it’s true

Hey there lonelygirl
Don’t you worry about the distance
I’m right there if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your eyes
Listen to my voice it’s my disguise
I’m by your side

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me

Hey there lonelygirl
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me girl
Someday I’ll pay the bills with this camera
We’ll have it good
We’ll have the life we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there lonelygirl
I’ve got so much left to say
If every simple video i posted
Would take your breath away
I’d film it all
Even more in love with me you’d fall
We’d have it all

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But they’ve got planes and trains and cars
I’d walk to you if I had no other way
Our friends would all make fun of us
and we’ll just laugh along because we know
That none of them have felt this way
lonelygirl I can promise you
That by the time we get through
The world will never ever be the same
And you’re to blame

Hey there lonelygirl
You be good and don’t you miss me
Two more days and you’ll be done with him
And I’ll be making videos like I do
You know it’s all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there lonelygirl here’s to you
This ones for you

Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
Oh it’s what you do to me
What you do to me.

THAT WAS TEH EDITED VERSION OF ‘HEY THERE DELILAH’

now know as

‘HEY THERE LONELYGIRL’ </pre>

Writer: jennamarie xo

*Location: Post #1296 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>i made up a song. kelly clarksons addicted.
kinda sucks buttt thats okay.

It’s like you’re a drug
It’s like you’re a orange slurpie I can’t face down
It’s like I’m stuck
It’s like I’m waiting for new videos all the time
And I know I let you have all the power
It’s like the only company I seek is daniel and bree
It’s like you’re a leech
Sucking my social life from me
It’s like I can’t breathe
Without a new videooo
And I know I let you have all the power
And I realize you evil creators hateee me

It’s like I can’t see
It’s like I can’t think
of Nothing but you
I’m addicted to you
It’s like I can’t go on the computer
Without you interrupting me
In my homework
In my dreams
You’ve taken over me
It’s like I’m not me
It’s like I’m not me

hmm i think it perfectly describes these videos. </pre>

Writer: Grace

*Location: Post #1292 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
ok

new song

~To be sung to the tune of O.A.R.’s ‘love and memories’

Lonely, you’re always lonely
Addicting
You were the one
Now I am stuck inside a computer
You forgot about our lonelycrack
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in rebel’s water
Drowning my mind in my computer

You’re always laughing
Addicting
Little lonely girl
Here I am stuck inside the breeniverse
Everything has given way
You’re addicting
Didn’t you?
Didn’t you?

Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running away from the order
Drowning deep in orange slurpees
Drowning in lots of orange slushie

Maybe I am a lonelycracker
I feel my eyes glaze over
Staring at the screen
You need to stop feeding us
So much gosh-darn lonelycrack
But here we go again

Didn’t you
Love daniel - what happened to that?
Running far from seven-eleven
Drowning deep in rebel’s waters
Drowning deep inside my screen
Love lonelycrack more than ice cream
Run away from gemma’s wrath
Drowning deep inside a slurpee
Drowning inside computer screens

wow that is harder than it looks </pre>

Writer: gemmas flatmate

*Location: Post #1277 on the Bree's Dad is Dead Page

<pre>To the tune of “Take a walk on the wild side” by the Velvet Underground:

did a search on youtube the other day,
didnt have much to do, no vlogs to play,
then I found this girl called Bree
with perfect eyebrows and religion freaky

I thought hey there,
take a walk on the bree side
I thought hey GF
take a walk on the bree side

Soon found a site LG15.com
Found all the folks on there are such fun
saying Bree and daniel “watch your back!”
whilst taking nehi and lonelycrack

they said hey there
take a walk on the bree side
they said fffiiiiirrrsssstttt!
take a walk on the bree side

and all the LG fans sing
meep meep meep meep-meep-meep meep meep meep meep-meep-meep

etc etc </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: Post #1546 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>to the tune of Aerosmiths Jaded

Hey
br br bree
You gotch yo dady’s style
But you’re tomorrow’s child to me
So bree
You think that’s where their it at but is that where the order’s suposed to be
we need a video please
PG - rated

My my bree’s blue
Yeah I been thinkin bout you
My my bree’s blue
Yeah your videos so late
And we’re the ones that need you</pre>

[[Category:Fan groups]]

User talk:Wingless earthbound

2007-01-05T11:18:06Z

Wingless earthbound:

User talk:Wingless

2007-01-05T01:18:58Z

Wingless earthbound:

Hi wingless, put the templates on your userpage. Hope you like. [[User:Dream|Dream]] 14:54, 4 January 2007 (CST)

but wait... so now I have two pages? and my name keeps coming up funny... when I do this: [[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]]wingless[[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] probably because of the two pages thing.

User talk:Wingless earthbound

2007-01-05T01:16:14Z

Wingless earthbound:

User talk:Wingless earthbound

2007-01-04T16:46:07Z

Wingless earthbound:

How do you add pictures? Thanks, [[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 10:46, 4 January 2007 (CST)wingless[[User:Wingless earthbound|Wingless earthbound]] 10:46, 4 January 2007 (CST)

User:Wingless earthbound

2007-01-04T16:42:52Z

Wingless earthbound: /* Some Stuff To Know */

{{Template:Userbox SG}}

= WINGLESS =
AHA!! So THIS is how you edit your page! Awesome :]

Now I just need to figure out... how you add pictures!! Can someone please tell me? haha.

===Some Stuff To Know===

I like whip cream. ALOT. Especially with apple pie. Or strawberries. I live in the midwest USA. I have a dog, and a sister, who has a cat. I'm a proud member of the Guild. I started the Guild. And, uh, yeah. I'm just random.

Talk:Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-04T16:42:04Z

Wingless earthbound: /* What the--?!?! */

== What the--?!?! ==

This is cute; there's got to be a category to put crazy crap like this into. --[[User:Brucker|Brucker]] 13:23, 3 January 2007 (CST)

As you can see, I categorized it, and now I've also made a userbox: [[Template:Userbox SG]]. To use, just put <nowiki>{{Template:Userbox SG}}</nowiki> on your user page. --[[User:Brucker|Brucker]] 16:27, 3 January 2007 (CST)

I'm a little offended by the "crazy crap" thing, Brucker. But thanks for making the Userbox. And since the Guild links to the Force (defense force) can somebody link the force to the Guild? Okay, now to figure out how to sign... [[User:Wingless|Wingless]] ...11:42, 4 January 2007

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-04T16:39:02Z

Wingless earthbound: /* Current Members */

[[Image:Grillz.jpg|thumbnail]]

=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*Are you a crazy '''[[LonelyCrack]]er'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake, a Grape Nehi, or some of Maddie's fabulous cookies, and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''Started off the singing bug and makes good food.'' 
*wingless_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies.'' 
*dumbhippo ''resident Chief 'new video demander' (although Maddie occasionally fills that post also.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo.'' 

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

*Location: Post #1149 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>The Commenter Community Good Morning Song

Good morning good morning,
I see that it’s been pouring,
New comments while I was in bed snoring,
Dreaming dreams that were boring.

But while I’m all for breakfast,
you might be on a lunch quest,
and I wish you all the very best,
I can’t eat anything without making a mess!

So we’ve all checked the page
And to the creators we’ve bade,
Them to come to our aid,
Because no new video was made.

Now I’m trying to end
This song and I’ll send
Good will to you when
I chance to comment on this page, again.

The end!

(even though now it IS almost lunch for me, and for some it’s almost dinner… haha) </pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

*Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

<pre>Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas.
Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! </pre>

*Location: Post #982 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Some comic relief:

(Sung to the tune of “Smelly Cat” by Phoebe)

“Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

First they rap, and then they swim,
Bree’s Dad talks-but we never see him.
Science is wrong, the ceremony is on,
Bree makes a difficult decision, and then Daniel is gone.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

The ceremony is fake, and Lucy’s a snake,
Cassie is watching, OpAphid gives her a break.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Gemma appears, she’s pretty and strange,
Daniel is breaking into every apartment in range.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree and Daniel run, the parents are taken,
Jonas shows up - is he a savior in the making?

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree goes to Jonas’, then Daniel too
Bree steals some cash, and a car to boot.
Shes gotta meet her Dad, in a parking lot,
We still NEVER see him, and then he gets shot!

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault! </pre>

==Hippo's Song==

With a captial H!! 

*Location: Post #115 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
And she’s…. a lonely crack addict!

Woohoo!

(pick a tune - there is no real way to describe
the tune that I had in my head when i was typing that!)
</pre>

==Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs==

Writer: Marbella

*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre> I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! </pre>

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Songwriter's Guild

2007-01-04T16:38:12Z

Wingless earthbound: /* Current Members */

[[Image:Grillz.jpg|thumbnail]]

=What IS the Songwriters Guild?=

*Are you a crazy '''[[LonelyCrack]]er'''?
*Your '''support group meeting''' is over?
*All attacks on LG15 have been successfully averted by the '''[[defense force]]'''?
*Now you are '''waiting''' for a new vid?
*You are '''bored''' and it's 5am already (again)?

<big>'''Don't worry, we're here for you!'''</big>

Our greatly talented bards like to entertain you during the lonely waiting hours before a new vid!

Funny songs, random songs, silly songs...anything you ever wanted!

Just snatch a piece of bundt cake, a Grape Nehi, or some of Maddie's fabulous cookies, and listen!

Or if you feel like writing your own songs, just '''join the Guild'''!

=The Beginning=

*Location: Post #1560 The Unthinkable Happened comment board

<pre>wingless_earthbound (send note) Says:
January 2nd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

songwriters unite!!!!!!! Hey! That gives me an idea! let’s
start a Songwriter Force (better name desperetly needed) and
be cohorts of the defense force (if they don’t mind)!!! </pre>

=Current Members=

<big> Choir Director: Wingless. Contact Wingless to join the Guild. </big>

*Maddie ''Started off the singing bug and makes good food.'' 
*[[wingless]]_earthbound ''likes Maddie's cookies.'' 
*dumbhippo ''resident Chief 'new video demander' (although Maddie occasionally fills that post also.)'' 
*WatchingOne ''plays Kazoo.'' 

= Songs =

==Maddie's Songs==

*Location: Post #556 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of We are family - Sister Sledge

<pre>“We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Watching Brother, Daniel and Bree
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

We are LG15 Junkies
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Waiting for videos irratates me..
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah..”</pre>

*Location: Post #600 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page

<pre>"I’m all aloney
On my owney
Cos I have no
Video…-ny..."</pre>

*Location: Post #603 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Somewhere over the rainbow - Eva Cassidy

<pre>"Somewhere,
Over the long wait,
There’s a vid-e-oooooooooo.
There’s a dream that I dream of
It includes Bree and Daniel eating….pie??"</pre>

*Location: Post #1374 on The Unthinkable Happened Comments page
*Sing to the tune of Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

<pre>“My needs
My needs
My needs
My needs
My lovely LG needs
For a LG video

Check it out

They drive us lonelycracks crazy
Drive us crazy daily
Making us all hazy
We need a video oh

lalalalalala

Oh yeah
videeeee-o
videeeee-o”</pre>

*Location: Post #1613 on The Unthinkable Happened comments page
*Sing to the tune of Bossy - Kelis

<pre>"You know Kelis’s song, Bossy?…

I’m ADDICTED!
To LONGELYGIRL VIDEOS,
I need another video,
That’s right,
I need another video
And thats right
I’m gonna wait for a video.”"
</pre>

==The songs of Wingless==

*Location: Post #1209 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"I love commenting,

Yes I do,

I love commenting -

Won’t you comment too?

Questions, answers, new vid rants,

Inside jokes and confused-lg15-watching-cats."

[See Maddie comment 1080 re cats (on the unthinkable happened video page).] </pre>

*Location: Post #1485 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la la,

I logged off just one hour ago,
with comments at one thousend three hundred,
I logged back on just now,
and my yahoo browser was flooded,

with the work of those lonelycracks,
those desperte lonelygirl addicts,

ranting on and on,
and on and on…

they want a new video,
they want to see more of the show,

creators listen up,
they’re getting fed up,

and one of the commenters is spewing bad songwriting/poetry…

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
sitting here on lonelygirl dot com.

I could be all alone
but instead because of different time zones,
I’m gathered all around by a community.

These lonelygirl fans,
with mad keyboarding hands,
and me, with my bad poetry.

Oh, la la la la la,
la la la la la,
la la la la la…"</pre>

*Location: Post #308 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>"To write a comment is an art,
(although to do so you needn’t be amazingly smart.)
We welcome all to come take part,
(you know it’s never too late to start.)

Our current record is two-thousand-something,
(in comparison my few comments counted for nothing.)
You can join the Guild if you like to sing,
(or join the defense force; please, your own weapon bring.)

You can moan,
You can groan,
You don’t have to pick up the phone,
If it rings while your home,
But you’re talking online with someone in a different time zone,
Or the dog that you own,
Wants you to give him a bone, (or any food at ALL haha)
But you’re sitting in your computer chair throne,
Ignoring your car-pool-is-leaving-now horn,
You wish the world was never born,
That never would come the morn,
And your lunch was frozen corn,
Because from lg15 you CANNOT be torn.

oh lonelygirl fifteen,
what will you do next?"</pre>

*Location: Post #1625 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>"(picks up mic)

Is this on? (taps the mic and theres a loud static crunch, winces) Oh… sorry…

Ahem.

(music starts)

Today Maddie baked us a treat,
and everyone had something to eat.

There were large piles of cheese,
and some bags of frozen peas,
and some cookies with pro-gemma sugar.

I can’t think of anything
anythign relevent to sing,
to rhyme,
to sigh,
to watch all new vid chanters die.

from the pain.

(hahaha)

They threaten, they plead,
in word and in (cyber)deed.

They munch and they crunch
still threatening to punch.

Oh, lonelygirl fifteen.

(bows, as one person claps.) "</pre>

*Location: Post #1149 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>The Commenter Community Good Morning Song

Good morning good morning,
I see that it’s been pouring,
New comments while I was in bed snoring,
Dreaming dreams that were boring.

But while I’m all for breakfast,
you might be on a lunch quest,
and I wish you all the very best,
I can’t eat anything without making a mess!

So we’ve all checked the page
And to the creators we’ve bade,
Them to come to our aid,
Because no new video was made.

Now I’m trying to end
This song and I’ll send
Good will to you when
I chance to comment on this page, again.

The end!

(even though now it IS almost lunch for me, and for some it’s almost dinner… haha) </pre>

==WatchingOne's Songs==

*Location: Post #415 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Another “cheesy” song:

(To the tune of “Our Lips are Sealed” by the Go-Gos)

“Can you Seeee it?
The video’s here to discuss, lonelygirl15,
So that’s the big fuss.
Can you heaaar it?
Hear the music-it’s like a tribute to
Everything we adhere to.

Chorus:

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

Can you feeeel it?
The mysteries real, Bree’s in over her head
And that’s a big deal.
Can you Reeaaad it?
We’re learning the Order’s laws,
But we’re really just grasping straws.

Doesn’t matter what we say…
There’s gonna be a Video Delay, hey, hey, hey!
The posts here are unreal!

repeat chorus.

Fell free to add *meep* if you feel like it!

*MEEP*!! </pre>

*Location: Post #480 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page.

<pre>Just thought of another song:

(Sung to the tune of “My Humps” by the Black-Eyed Peas.
Inspired by the 2000+ comments on the last video.)

Creators(Crs):

“Whatcha gonna do with all them posts, all dem post up on dem boards?”

Lonelycracks(Lcs):

“I’m gonna make you read, make you read till your eyes bleed.”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do with all dem Firsts?, All dem Firsts makin this board burst?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna keep keep yellin FIRRSSTTT!!, Yellin
FIRRRSSSTT to quench our thirst!

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

Crs:

“whatcha gonna do with all dem groups, all dem groups formed on dis board?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make you sign, sign right on this dotted line”

Crs:

“Whatcha gonna do wit all these plots, all the plots you all cooked up?”

Lcs:

“We’re gonna make make make you scroll, make you scroll scroll, make you scroll

Cause of My Posts, My Posts, My Posts, my My Posts.
Cause of My Posts, makin your mind roast.”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“ooooohhhh, spending all your servers on me, and spending time on me”

Crs:

“You’ve got me spending…”

Lcs:

“oohhhh, spending all your free time on me, and watching lovely Bree”

*meep*! </pre>

*Location: Post #982 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>Some comic relief:

(Sung to the tune of “Smelly Cat” by Phoebe)

“Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

First they rap, and then they swim,
Bree’s Dad talks-but we never see him.
Science is wrong, the ceremony is on,
Bree makes a difficult decision, and then Daniel is gone.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

The ceremony is fake, and Lucy’s a snake,
Cassie is watching, OpAphid gives her a break.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Gemma appears, she’s pretty and strange,
Daniel is breaking into every apartment in range.

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree and Daniel run, the parents are taken,
Jonas shows up - is he a savior in the making?

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault!

Bree goes to Jonas’, then Daniel too
Bree steals some cash, and a car to boot.
Shes gotta meet her Dad, in a parking lot,
We still NEVER see him, and then he gets shot!

Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, what are they showing us?
Lonelycrack, Lone-ly-Crack, it’s not our fault! </pre>

==Hippo's Song==

With a captial H!! 

*Location: Post #115 on the Bree's Dad is Dead page

<pre>
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
There’s only oooooooooone dumb-hippo,
And she’s…. a lonely crack addict!

Woohoo!

(pick a tune - there is no real way to describe
the tune that I had in my head when i was typing that!)
</pre>

==Other Non-Member Songwriters and Their Songs==

Writer: Marbella

*Location: Post #789 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre> I cracked my head,
and I don’t care..

I’m lonely now
and I don’t care..

LonelyCrack Corn
and I dont’ care..

My mind has gone away!! </pre>

Writer: soccergirl

Location: Post #1849 on The Unthinkable Happened page

<pre>wow im so tired of waiting i changed the words to john mayer’s waiting on the world to change
[no offence to the creators in this song the part about you just rhymed so i stuck it in)

so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change
the plot is getting faster
and the creators are being ba*****s
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting on the video to change
its hard to be persistent
when theres so much freaking distance
so we keep on waiting (waiting)
waiting for the video to change </pre>

Writer: cloud_ax

Location: post #620 on the Bree's Dad is Dead comment page

<pre>in tune of bon jovis its my life

its video time
its now or never
i aint going to watch forever
i just want to watch while im alive
(its video time)
they’re drivin down an open highway
brees dad got shot cause he was in the way
i just want to watch while im alive
cause its video time </pre>

[[Category:Fan groups]]

User talk:Wingless earthbound

2007-01-04T16:37:23Z

Wingless earthbound:

How do you add pictures? Thanks--wingless.

User:Wingless earthbound

2007-01-04T16:36:54Z

Wingless earthbound: /* WINGLESS */

{{Template:Userbox SG}}

= WINGLESS =
AHA!! So THIS is how you edit your page! Awesome :]

Now I just need to figure out... how you add pictures!! Can someone please tell me? haha.

===Some Stuff To Know===

I like whip cream. ALOT. Especially with apple pie. Or strawberries. I like in the midwest USA. I have a dog, and a sister, who has a cat. I'm a proud member of the Guild. I started the Guild. And, uh, yeah. I'm just random.

User:Wingless earthbound

2007-01-04T16:32:28Z

Wingless earthbound:

{{Template:Userbox SG}}

= WINGLESS =
AHA!! So THIS is how you edit your page! Awesome :]

Now I just need to figure out... how you add pictures!! Can someone please tell me? haha.

What unthinkable happened?

2007-01-02T22:22:40Z

Wingless earthbound: /* Reconstruction: what are the possibilties of what actually happened? */

There has been much speculation as to what actually happened in the LG15 episode [[The Unthinkable Happened]]. This page is an effort to explore the possibilities and logically reconstruct what actually happened in the episode until the creators tie it down for us.

===What happened?===

Much is left open at the end of this episode. The following is a semi-comprehensive list of topics under discussion:
*Suggestion: create a new page for any set of speculations that you link to from here. Once several consensus points are reached, someone can post them as a summary of how things are going under each point. People involved in forum discussions should post a link to the relevant forum thread.

===The people involved: what were their roles in this scenario?===

Bree

Bree's Father

Daniel

Jonas

Members of the order (?)

Lucy (?)

Watcher(?)

Gemma (?)

Brother (?)

Tachyon (?)

===The events of the episode===

Dainel and Jonas talking in the car.

Bree's talk with her father.

Following Bree and her father.

Waiting in the parking garage.

The car pulls up and aftermath.

The escape.

===What Happens--in the parking garage===

Starting in the parking garage, Bree and her father are walking together towards their parked car, Bree on the viewer’s left side. Bree's father seems to anticipate the car's arrival, looking in its direction (to the viewer’s right.) This is some time (relatively) before the car arrives. Before the pair reach the car, a car speeds up between them and their car, coming from the viewer’s right and screeching to a stop. After pausing briefly, Bree and her father begin to walk away, as if to go around the front of the car. Judging by the movement of the camera, Jonas is getting out of the car at this point. Jonas, holding the camera, runs towards them. We find out latter that Daniel was running with him. Daniel calls Bree's name and she runs to him. As one of the people in the car approach, Bree's father turns and appears to run towards them. At this moment, Bree seems to hesitate, turning to see what is happening to her father, presumably. But she then turns back and continues to run towards Daniel. She meets Daniel, and he seems to catch her as she runs although she is clearly still moving towards Jonas' car. Now the camera cuts briefly to Bree's father, now accompanied by two people. He is being led away to the car. There are two things interesting about this scene, (a) a possible gun pointing down from between Bree's father and the person on his right, and (b) the person on the viewer’s right, who looks like they could be female. The camera cuts back to Bree and Daniel, running together towards Jonas' car. In the next frame, Bree appears to have dropped very slightly behind Daniel, and appears to glance backwards (towards the viewer). This frame may well coincide with the "gunshot" that many believe is fired in the clip. It shows Bree either struggling to free herself and possibly run back to her father and the presumed members of the order, or collapsing to the floor from a possible wound or from dismay. Jonas turns the camera back for a view of Bree’s father and the others. Jonas is clearly ahead of the other two, and Daniel is either holding Bree up or dragging her against her will to the car. Jonas gets in the driver's seat and shuts the door. The camera cuts to a final picture of where Bree's father and his two guides were. There is a lone man standing there. Some think this is Bree's father.

===The "gunshot" theories===

Was there really a gunshot?

Who is the logical choice to be killed or wounded, considering that it is a show with a storyline?

Would they Creators allow a shot that didn't hit anything?

===Reconstruction: what are the possibilties of what actually happened?===

Jonas insists they talk to Bree, and Daniel insists they wait. Why?

Why did Bree's father drive them to the parking garage? Where did they walk to from the parking garage?

What happened during the shakey camera part?

*What the people near the car were doing.

*The shot heard 'round the Breeniverse. Was there really a shot? If so, did someone get hit? And is that person wounded or did they die?

What happened during the escape. The car that appears at the end before the screen fades to white; where is it going/does it have any significance?

The male figure standing alone by the "order car" before Jonas gets in his car.

===Relevent quotes from previous episodes===

Each page analyzing what happened should use evidence from previous LG15 episodes to discipline the speculation into logical reconstruction.

"When I was little, my dad used to encourage me to read by buying me Nancy Drew novels, so ever since then, I've been obsessed with any movie, TV show, or book that involves detectives, spies, and secret codes, anything where it all sort of... fits together at the end." - Bree, from [[Mystery Movies]]. This could be a clue that there is a subliminal message, as some people suspect during the parking lot scene, as Bree and her father are walking back to their car. (Feel free to examine, cut, and play backwards to feed to the public.)

"I think what's amazing about this whole thing is that the two of them came up with this elaborate code, without even being able to speak to each other. Anyways, he told her where to meet him. It's, uh, it's kind of in code, but I knew what he meant." - Daniel, from [[Roadtrip]]

===Notes===

LG15 forum discussions:
*http://www.lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4589
*http://www.lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4614 (with screenshots)

External link to a slower version of the end of the video:
*http://www.rawr-studios.com/0108_The_Unthinkable_Happened!sv.mov (Quicktime Version)
*http://www.rawr-studios.com/0108_The_Unthinkable_Happened!sv.wmv (Windows Media Version)
*http://www.rawr-studios.com/0108_The_Unthinkable_Happened%20-%20Digitally%20Remastered.mp4.zip (Download)

What unthinkable happened?

2007-01-02T22:09:48Z

Wingless earthbound: /* Reconstruction: what are the possibilties of what actually happened? */

There has been much speculation as to what actually happened in the LG15 episode [[The Unthinkable Happened]]. This page is an effort to explore the possibilities and logically reconstruct what actually happened in the episode until the creators tie it down for us.

===What happened?===

Much is left open at the end of this episode. The following is a semi-comprehensive list of topics under discussion:
*Suggestion: create a new page for any set of speculations that you link to from here. Once several consensus points are reached, someone can post them as a summary of how things are going under each point. People involved in forum discussions should post a link to the relevant forum thread.

===The people involved: what were their roles in this scenario?===

Bree

Bree's Father

Daniel

Jonas

Members of the order (?)

Lucy (?)

Watcher(?)

Gemma (?)

Brother (?)

Tachyon (?)

===The events of the episode===

Dainel and Jonas talking in the car.

Bree's talk with her father.

Following Bree and her father.

Waiting in the parking garage.

The car pulls up and aftermath.

The escape.

===What Happens--in the parking garage===

Starting in the parking garage, Bree and her father are walking together towards their parked car, Bree on the viewer’s left side. Bree's father seems to anticipate the car's arrival, looking in its direction (to the viewer’s right.) This is some time (relatively) before the car arrives. Before the pair reach the car, a car speeds up between them and their car, coming from the viewer’s right and screeching to a stop. After pausing briefly, Bree and her father begin to walk away, as if to go around the front of the car. Judging by the movement of the camera, Jonas is getting out of the car at this point. Jonas, holding the camera, runs towards them. We find out latter that Daniel was running with him. Daniel calls Bree's name and she runs to him. As one of the people in the car approach, Bree's father turns and appears to run towards them. At this moment, Bree seems to hesitate, turning to see what is happening to her father, presumably. But she then turns back and continues to run towards Daniel. She meets Daniel, and he seems to catch her as she runs although she is clearly still moving towards Jonas' car. Now the camera cuts briefly to Bree's father, now accompanied by two people. He is being led away to the car. There are two things interesting about this scene, (a) a possible gun pointing down from between Bree's father and the person on his right, and (b) the person on the viewer’s right, who looks like they could be female. The camera cuts back to Bree and Daniel, running together towards Jonas' car. In the next frame, Bree appears to have dropped very slightly behind Daniel, and appears to glance backwards (towards the viewer). This frame may well coincide with the "gunshot" that many believe is fired in the clip. It shows Bree either struggling to free herself and possibly run back to her father and the presumed members of the order, or collapsing to the floor from a possible wound or from dismay. Jonas turns the camera back for a view of Bree’s father and the others. Jonas is clearly ahead of the other two, and Daniel is either holding Bree up or dragging her against her will to the car. Jonas gets in the driver's seat and shuts the door. The camera cuts to a final picture of where Bree's father and his two guides were. There is a lone man standing there. Some think this is Bree's father.

===Reconstruction: what are the possibilties of what actually happened?===

Jonas insists they talk to Bree, and Daniel insists they wait. Why?

Why did Bree's father drive them to the parking garage? Where did they walk to from the parking garage?

What happened during the shakey camera part?

*What the people near the car were doing.

*The shot heard 'round the Breeniverse. Was there really a shot? If so, did someone get hit? And is that person wounded or did they die?

What happened during the escape. The car that appears at the end before the screen fades to white; where is it going/does it have any significance?

The male figure standing alone by the "order car" before Jonas gets in his car.

===Relevent quotes from previous episodes===

Each page analyzing what happened should use evidence from previous LG15 episodes to discipline the speculation into logical reconstruction.

"When I was little, my dad used to encourage me to read by buying me Nancy Drew novels, so ever since then, I've been obsessed with any movie, TV show, or book that involves detectives, spies, and secret codes, anything where it all sort of... fits together at the end." - Bree, from [[Mystery Movies]]. This could be a clue that there is a subliminal message, as some people suspect during the parking lot scene, as Bree and her father are walking back to their car. (Feel free to examine, cut, and play backwards to feed to the public.)

"I think what's amazing about this whole thing is that the two of them came up with this elaborate code, without even being able to speak to each other. Anyways, he told her where to meet him. It's, uh, it's kind of in code, but I knew what he meant." - Daniel, from [[Roadtrip]]

===Notes===

LG15 forum discussions:
*http://www.lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4589
*http://www.lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4614 (with screenshots)

External link to a slower version of the end of the video:
*http://www.rawr-studios.com/0108_The_Unthinkable_Happened!sv.mov (Quicktime Version)
*http://www.rawr-studios.com/0108_The_Unthinkable_Happened!sv.wmv (Windows Media Version)
*http://www.rawr-studios.com/0108_The_Unthinkable_Happened%20-%20Digitally%20Remastered.mp4.zip (Download)

What unthinkable happened?

2007-01-02T21:30:58Z

Wingless earthbound: /* The events of the episode */

There has been much speculation as to what actually happened in the LG15 episode [[The Unthinkable Happened]]. This page is an effort to explore the possibilities and logically reconstruct what actually happened in the episode until the creators tie it down for us.

===What happened?===

Much is left open at the end of this episode. The following is a semi-comprehensive list of topics under discussion:
*Suggestion: create a new page for any set of speculations that you link to from here. Once several consensus points are reached, someone can post them as a summary of how things are going under each point. People involved in forum discussions should post a link to the relevant forum thread.

===The people involved: what were their roles in this scenario?===

Bree

Bree's Father

Daniel

Jonas

Members of the order (?)

Lucy (?)

Watcher(?)

Gemma (?)

Brother (?)

Tachyon (?)

===The events of the episode===

Dainel and Jonas talking in the car.

Bree's talk with her father.

Following Bree and her father.

Waiting in the parking garage.

The car pulls up and aftermath.

The escape.

===What Happens--in the parking garage===

Starting in the parking garage, Bree and her father are walking together towards their parked car, Bree on the viewer’s left side. Bree's father seems to anticipate the car's arrival, looking in its direction (to the viewer’s right.) This is some time (relatively) before the car arrives. Before the pair reach the car, a car speeds up between them and their car, coming from the viewer’s right and screeching to a stop. After pausing briefly, Bree and her father begin to walk away, as if to go around the front of the car. Judging by the movement of the camera, Jonas is getting out of the car at this point. Jonas, holding the camera, runs towards them. We find out latter that Daniel was running with him. Daniel calls Bree's name and she runs to him. As one of the people in the car approach, Bree's father turns and appears to run towards them. At this moment, Bree seems to hesitate, turning to see what is happening to her father, presumably. But she then turns back and continues to run towards Daniel. She meets Daniel, and he seems to catch her as she runs although she is clearly still moving towards Jonas' car. Now the camera cuts briefly to Bree's father, now accompanied by two people. He is being led away to the car. There are two things interesting about this scene, (a) a possible gun pointing down from between Bree's father and the person on his right, and (b) the person on the viewer’s right, who looks like they could be female. The camera cuts back to Bree and Daniel, running together towards Jonas' car. In the next frame, Bree appears to have dropped very slightly behind Daniel, and appears to glance backwards (towards the viewer). This frame may well coincide with the "gunshot" that many believe is fired in the clip. It shows Bree either struggling to free herself and possibly run back to her father and the presumed members of the order, or collapsing to the floor from a possible wound or from dismay. Jonas turns the camera back for a view of Bree’s father and the others. Jonas is clearly ahead of the other two, and Daniel is either holding Bree up or dragging her against her will to the car. Jonas gets in the driver's seat and shuts the door. The camera cuts to a final picture of where Bree's father and his two guides were. There is a lone man standing there. Some think this is Bree's father.

===Reconstruction: what are the possibilties of what actually happened?===

Jonas insists they talk to Bree, and Daniel insists they wait. Why?

Why did Bree's father drive them to the parking garage? Where did they walk to from the parking garage?

What happened during the shakey camera part?

*What the people near the car were doing.

*The shot heard 'round the Breeniverse. Was there really a shot? If so, did someone get hit? And is that person wounded or did they die?

What happened during the escape. The car that turns and begins to move towards the trio's car just before the screen turns white.

The male figure standing alone by the "order car" before Jonas gets in his car.

===Relevent quotes from previous episodes===

Each page analyzing what happened should use evidence from previous LG15 episodes to discipline the speculation into logical reconstruction.

"When I was little, my dad used to encourage me to read by buying me Nancy Drew novels, so ever since then, I've been obsessed with any movie, TV show, or book that involves detectives, spies, and secret codes, anything where it all sort of... fits together at the end." - Bree, from [[Mystery Movies]]. This could be a clue that there is a subliminal message, as some people suspect during the parking lot scene, as Bree and her father are walking back to their car. (Feel free to examine, cut, and play backwards to feed to the public.)

"I think what's amazing about this whole thing is that the two of them came up with this elaborate code, without even being able to speak to each other. Anyways, he told her where to meet him. It's, uh, it's kind of in code, but I knew what he meant." - Daniel, from [[Roadtrip]]

===Notes===

LG15 forum discussions:
*http://www.lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4589
*http://www.lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4614 (with screenshots)

External link to a slower version of the end of the video:
*http://www.rawr-studios.com/0108_The_Unthinkable_Happened!sv.mov (Quicktime Version)
*http://www.rawr-studios.com/0108_The_Unthinkable_Happened!sv.wmv (Windows Media Version)

What unthinkable happened?

2007-01-02T20:59:50Z

Wingless earthbound: /* The people involved: what were their roles in this scenario? */

What unthinkable happened?

2007-01-02T20:59:03Z

Wingless earthbound: /* The events of the episode */

What unthinkable happened?

2007-01-02T20:56:59Z

Wingless earthbound: /* Reconstruction: what are the possibilties of what actually happened? */

What unthinkable happened?

2007-01-02T20:53:58Z

Wingless earthbound: