Voicemail

2008-04-14T15:04:43Z

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==Transcript==
(''Gavin walks on-screen, rubbing his face, and turns to the camera''.)

'''Gavin:''' Yes, it's me. They do have the internet in Manchester, you know. (''Sniffs''.) I've been... uh... (''Sighs''.) Busy. Got a few messages on my voicemail box on Saturday night; I think you guys were trying to tell me something.

(''Gavin puts his phone to his ear''.)

'''Caller:''' Gav! Get to your [[Aunt Joan's house|Auntie Joan]]'s! [[Charlie]]'s there! [[Terrence]] has got her [[Precious Blood: 9PM|with a knife]] against her throat!

'''Caller:''' Gavin, please get to your Auntie Joan's place. Please, please?

'''Caller:''' You're a very naughty boy. (''Giggles''.)

'''Caller:''' Hi, Gavin... I think you have to work with [[Steve]]. Bye.

(''The sounds of a submarine are heard and Gavin smirks''.)

'''Caller:''' Gavin! Charlie's been kidnapped! By Terrence! We need your help!

'''Mku77:''' You better get a hold of Lee,he is looking for you urgently-we kinna need you mate.ok!get out the Pub!

'''Gavin:''' Get out the pub. (''Laughs''.)

'''Caller:''' Gavin! Help Charlie! (''Crying''.) Terrence has got her at Auntie Joan's! You've got to help!

'''Gavin:''' That was terrifying.

'''Caller:''' Oh, I need you. No.

'''Caller:''' Ah! Go- go to your auntie's house. Bye.

'''Caller:''' Pick up the phone, you arsehole!

'''Caller:''' Gav, it's Kim. Go to Auntie Joan's. [[Lee]] and [[Sophie]] are looking for you. Bye!

'''Gavin:''' (''Mocking a caller''.) Go to Auntie's Joan's. Now!

'''Caller:''' Charlie has been kidnapped by Terry! And he's going to do something to her - I don't know what.

(''Gavin mocks concern''.)

'''Caller:''' Hi, Gavin, this is JewishE, and I just thought I'd be telling you to go to your Auntie Joan's, but I think you've got a bigger problem.

'''Caller:''' Gavin, it's vosie. Go to Auntie Joan's house now. Charlie's there. Terrence kidnapped her; she needs you.

'''Lonelygod_fm217:''' Hail to the goat! This is a minion of the lonelygod. Everyone at the sanctuary nation would like to wish you all the best in rescuing Charlie and thwarting the evil Terrence.

'''Gavin:''' Hail to the goat! Legend.

'''Caller:''' Go to Auntie Joan's house! Gavin, Charlie has been kidnapped by Terry and she's at your Auntie Joan's. Go to your Auntie Joan's now.

'''Caller:''' Gavin, you need to get to Aunt Joan's house and bring Lee and Sophie with you, 'cause... Terrence's gonna be there with Charlie. You need to save her.

(''Gavin sighs and turns off his phone''.)

'''Gavin:''' Wow. (''Shakes his head''.) Well, you know, I just wanted to say, you know, thanks. Thank you, everyone; appreciate your help. Um... I had a lot on my mind [[Precious Blood|last Saturday]]. And I- But I mean- Really appreciate it. And, um, me [[Joan|Auntie Joan]] appreciates it, too. She'd... thank you herself, but she's, uh, she's nipped out to Costco or- or something.

(''Gavin nods and moves to turn off the camera, but stops''.)

Oh! And... Pl- You can stop ringing me now. Um, thanks. Uh, unless it's important. And even then, send a text. (''Nods''.) So, until next time, keep your socks on. Hail to the goat. Deepgoat out.

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