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4:00 PM

2008-08-02T03:38:34Z

LoserDude27: /* Transcript */

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| caption = Not again.
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| description = Deja vu.
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==Transcript==

''(The camera shows [[Jonas]], [[Sarah]], and [[Nadia]] tied up. We hear Jonas attempting to break free.)''

'''Jonas:''' I'm gonna try to sentence this. This is my last will and testament. In a few minutes these people are going to kill me. They're gonna kill us. My name--my name is Jonas Wharton and I'm on a [[S.S. Hathor's Song|boat]] somewhere in the Pacific Ocean and the people holding me--they're part of a secret society that's part of the [[Hymn of One]]. These people murdered my friends and dozens of others and in a few minutes they're going to be responsible for the deaths of myself, Sarah, and you. I don't even know your name.

'''Nadia:''' Nadia. Nadia Dallon.

'''Jonas:''' And Nadia Dallon. They're going to claim that these videos are fake or this isn't real. This is real.

'''Sarah:''' Jonas, listen to me.

'''Jonas:''' What!? What?

'''Sarah:''' They're not gonna kill you.

'''Jonas:''' What?

'''Sarah:''' They can't kill you. They need you. You're the one, Jonas. The prophesy.

(''A door is heard opening. Someone walks in.'')

'''Shadow:''' Nadia, it's time.

(''A tied up body is seen dropping to the floor and being dragged out. Camera cuts to Jonas on the ground attempting to break free.'')

'''Jonas:''' ''(A loud snap is heard)'' Ahhh!

'''Sarah:''' Oh my God! Are you okay? Are you okay? Fuck!

'''Jonas:''' ''(Gets up)'' No, I'm okay. ''(Grunts in pain)''
'''Sarah:''' What happened?

'''Jonas:''' I'm okay.

'''Sarah:''' Are you okay?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah. We gotta get outta here. ''(Begins untying Sarah)''

'''Sarah:''' Daniel's gonna come. He's gonna come, right, he's gonna come?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah. It's gonna be okay.

'''Sarah:''' Where's Daniel?

'''Jonas:''' It's gonna be alright. Okay. It's gonna be fine. Just calm down and let me get you out of here. ''(Finishes untying Sarah)'' Alright, there you go.

(''Camera cuts to Jonas leaning against table.'')

'''Jonas:''' Just give me a second. ''(Snaps dislocated shoulder back into place)''

'''Sarah:''' Oh my God! Are you okay?

'''Jonas:''' I got it. Yeah.

(''Jonas picks up camera. Camera cuts to Jonas and Sarah running down hallway. Hymn of One music is heard playing.'')

'''Jonas:''' This way.

'''Sarah:''' Jonas, wait!

(''Camera shows Nadia on a stretcher surrounded by two shadows. Gifts are carted into the room. A shadow begins to prep Nadia for the ceremony.'')

'''Jonas:''' No, not again!

'''Sarah:''' Jonas!

(''Camera shows Jonas about to tackle one of the shadows just before it goes black.'')

==Notes==
*This video is part ten of [[The Ascension]], the [[lonelygirl15]] series finale.

4:00 PM

2008-08-02T03:32:05Z

LoserDude27: /* Transcript */

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==Transcript==

''(The camera shows [[Jonas]], [[Sarah]], and [[Nadia]] tied up. We hear Jonas attempting to break free.)''

'''Jonas:''' I'm gonna try to sentence this. This is my last will and testament. In a few minutes these people are going to kill me. They're gonna kill us. My name--my name is Jonas Wharton and I'm on a [[S.S. Hathor's Song|boat]] somewhere in the Pacific Ocean and the people holding me--they're part of a secret society that's part of the [[Hymn of One]]. These people murdered my friends and dozens of others and in a few minutes they're going to be responsible for the deaths of myself, Sarah, and you. I don't even know your name.

'''Nadia:''' Nadia. Nadia Dallon.

'''Jonas:''' And Nadia Dallon. They're going to claim that these videos are fake or this isn't real. This is real.

'''Sarah:''' Jonas, listen to me.

'''Jonas:''' What!? What?

'''Sarah:''' They're not gonna kill you.

'''Jonas:''' What?

'''Sarah:''' They can't kill you. They need you. You're the one, Jonas. The prophesy.

(''A door is heard opening. Someone walks in.'')

'''Shadow:''' Nadia, it's time.

(''A tied up body is seen dropping to the floor and being dragged out. Camera cuts to Jonas on the ground attempting to break free.'')

'''Jonas:''' Ahhh!

'''Sarah:''' Oh my God! Are you okay? What happened?

'''Jonas:''' ''(Gets up)'' I'm okay. We gotta get outta here. ''(Begins untying Sarah)''

'''Sarah:''' Daniel's gonna come. He's gonna come, right?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah. It's gonna be okay.

'''Sarah:''' Where's Daniel?

'''Jonas:''' It's gonna be alright. Okay. It's gonna be fine. Just calm down and let me get you out of here. ''(Finishes untying Sarah)'' There you go.

(''Camera cuts to Jonas leaning against table.'')

'''Jonas:''' Just give me a second. ''(Snaps dislocated shoulder back into place)''

'''Sarah:''' Oh my God! Are you okay?

'''Jonas:''' I got it. Yeah.

(''Jonas picks up camera. Camera cuts to Jonas and Sarah running down hallway. Hymn of One music is heard playing.'')

'''Jonas:''' This way.

'''Sarah:''' Jonas, wait!

(''Camera shows Nadia on a stretcher surrounded by two shadows. Gifts are carted into the room. A shadow begins to prep Nadia for the ceremony.'')

'''Jonas:''' No, not again!

'''Sarah:''' Jonas!

(''Camera shows Jonas about to tackle one of the shadows just before it goes black.'')

==Notes==
*This video is part ten of [[The Ascension]], the [[lonelygirl15]] series finale.

2:00 PM

2008-08-02T03:29:01Z

LoserDude27: /* Transcript */

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(''Taylor is talking into a camera with a night vision lens. She is, along with Spencer, on the equipment boat.'')

'''Taylor:''' It's not a boat, it's a schooner! ''(Laughs)'' Look! It's vibrating again.

'''Spencer:''' What is?

'''Taylor:''' The thing I stole off their machine. Look, there it is. ''(Camera shows brown box at Taylor's feet)'' So freaking creepy, right?

'''Spencer:''' It's weird. It feels like there's a teenie-tiny motor inside.

'''Taylor:''' I know, right.

'''Spencer:''' But it's not really--I don't know, would you call it a vibration?

'''Taylor:''' What would you call it?

'''Spencer:''' Something we should probably throw overboard! (''Both Taylor and Spencer laugh'') I mean, Who knows what it is? It's probably making me sterile as we speak.

'''Taylor:''' What do you think is inside?

'''Spencer:''' I don't know! Look...as long as it's not in that machine, they can't do the ceremony, right?

'''Taylor:''' Right. I-I think. I'm starting to get seasick I think.

'''Spencer:''' Just breathe.

'''Taylor:''' ''(Looking queasy)'' I think I'm gonna puke on you. ''(Both Spencer and Taylor laugh)'' So squeamish.

'''Spencer:''' Shhh! We're almost there.

(''A boat's horn can be heard. Taylor looks up and appears shocked.'')

'''Spencer:''' The boat stopped. We're here.

==Notes==
*This video is part eight of [[The Ascension]], the [[lonelygirl15]] series finale.
*This video cleared up confusion regarding the identity of Taylor's partner in [[12:00 PM]] by revealing it was [[Spencer]].

1:00 PM

2008-08-02T03:26:31Z

LoserDude27: /* Transcript */

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| caption = Aren't father/daughter moments beautiful?
| blogger = Daniel
| date = 20080801
| url = {{lg15|666}}
| forumid = 18291
| length = 1:33
| description = mobile video upload
| location = [[S.S. Hathor's Song]]
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Daniel: Stupid. This is just stupid. I don't know whether these are (unintelligible) or not. It's just that...forget it. I'm friggin' lost. Oh come on! How the hell did I get back where I started!?

(unitellible whispering).

==Notes==
*This video is part seven of [[The Ascension]], the [[lonelygirl15]] series finale.

Basement Captive

2008-07-30T03:47:22Z

LoserDude27: /* Transcript */

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| caption = Romeo and Juliet
| blogger = Jennie
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| length = 2:32
| description = Today didn't end well.
| location = A house in Lufkin
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==Transcript==

(''Jonas, Daniel, and Jennie sneaking up around a fence and up to a house. Jennie turns the camera towards herself.'')

'''Jennie:''' Okay. Thanks to you guys, we think we know where Taylor is being held. We transcribed the symbols and they read "Finish him at Lufkin." Now Lufkin is a small city not far from Zavalla. We got here over the weekend and spotted some Orderites, so we trailed them here to this (''turns to look at the house'') small, abandoned house on the outskirts of the city

(''Jennie turns the camera to reveal two [[thug]]s entering the house.'')

'''Jonas:''' (''whispering'') Do you see anything?

'''Jennie:''' There's some guys here. (''She turns the camera back to Daniel and moves towards Jonas, who gestures her to stay down. He turns towards the window to see if anyone is coming'') Jonas, get down.(''Jonas goes to head for the door, but retreats after seeing one of the thugs comes over to the window to spit. Jonas breaths a sign of relief'') Okay.

(''Daniel and Jonas shush Jennie and Jonas heads for the door again and opens it with the help of Daniel and they sneak inside. Cut to TAAG running down a flight of stairs to the basement.'')

'''Daniel:''' Taylor. (''They shush Taylor to keep quiet.'') You okay?

'''Jonas:''' Hey.

'''Daniel:''' We're gonna get you out of here, okay? We're gonna get you out. (''Daniel pulls out a pocket knife and begins to cut her binds)

'''Taylor:''' I don't know how many are out there.

'''Jonas:''' Alright, just...don't worry. (''Jonas cuts the first bind'')

'''Daniel:''' Alright, on three, one, two, three. (''They lift Taylor's first hand and she winces in pain. Daniel begins cutting the second bind when heavy footsteps are heard above. Daniel cuts the bind and Taylor goes to stand up.'')

'''Jonas:''' Wait, wait, wait. (''They wait a bit before Jonas, Daniel, and Taylor stand up and go to leave. They walk through the kitchen and through the living room to through the front door. Something is dropped and a thug enters the room.'') Run! Get them out of here! Go! Go! (''Jonas tackles the thug to the ground as Jennie screams out to him.'')

'''Daniel:''' Go! Go! (''pushes the camera away from the view of Jonas fighting to Taylor running from the house. A car pulls up.'')

'''Jerry:''' C'mon! C'mon! Get in! (''gestures to get into the car.'')

'''Daniel:''' Get in the car! (''Daniel pushes Taylor in the back seat'')

'''Jerry:''' Get in! C'mon!

'''Daniel:''' Get in! Get in! Go! Go! Go! (''Cut to a scene of Daniel pushing the stranger up against a fence'') You've been following us?

'''Jerry:''' Yea! For Sarah! Uh--

'''Daniel:''' For Sarah? What does she have to do with you?

'''Jerry:''' Uh, I-I help her with things. I help her! (''sighs as Daniel turns away and licks his lips, frustrated.'') [[No Way To Live|The videos,]] the notes, that was me. I left them! Look, she told me to follow you back from [[Zavalla]]. I'm here to help you. (''Daniel grabs his shirt again, angrily'')

'''Daniel:''' Bullshit! Don't you lie to me! (''Taylor grabs Daniel and pulls him away from him'')

'''Taylor:''' Daniel! Back off! Look, if you're here to help, why did you let them take Jonas?

'''Jerry:''' All you need to know about is the prophecy.

'''Taylor:''' What prophecy?

'''Jerry:''' The prophecy. [[Aleister Crowley|Crowley]] wrote it himself. The [[Elders]] have interpreted it. The eclipse [[The Ascension|this Friday]]. They say a new leader will emerge. They think the new leader is [[Taylor and Sarah's parents|your father]]! Look, just take this (''He digs into his pocket and hands them a cell phone.'')

'''Daniel:''' What's this?

'''Jerry:''' It'll all make sense. I gotta get out of here right now. Okay? (''he begins to walk away'')

'''Taylor:''' You're just leaving?!

'''Jerry:''' I've got to go. (''walks away from them and Jennie turns the camera to a frustrated Daniel.'')

==Notes==

Hidden Treasures

2008-07-22T16:34:47Z

LoserDude27: /* Transcript */

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| description = Thanks for working on the code... we've been busy too.
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(''The scene opens with a shot of a large wooden door closing. Outside, a tall sign that reads MUSEUM can be seen. Jennie turns the camera to herself''.)

'''Jennie:''' So, that Lucy is one crazy bitch. Okay? She's [[Handcuffed|gone]]. Just (''makes a pop noise with her mouth''). Disappeared into thin air. Jonas swears she was dead. He's pretty dumbfounded by the whole thing. I mean, you know, who wouldn't be? At least we got the microchip back. Oh, and speaking of which, Jonas and I decided to do a little exploring at the location that Taylor found on the microchip. This museum. You know, the blueprints she gave us lead to a small room buried at the back of the building so, we're just-

'''Jonas:''' (''in the background'') Jennie!

'''Jennie:''' Yeah. (''Turns the camera to Jonas, who is in a dark doorway'')

'''Jonas:''' Come on!

'''Jennie:''' Okay.

'''Jonas:''' Come on!

'''Jennie:''' Let's go.

(''Jennie follows Jonas down a dimly lit hall with a objects encased in glass cases in the walls''.)

'''Jennie:''' Creepy. (''Pans camera to a strange object'') Jonas, look at this!

'''Jonas:''' Come on, this way!

'''Jennie:''' What is that?

'''Jonas:''' I don't know. Let's go.

(''Jennie and Jonas walk down a flight of stairs which leads to a dimly lit room with more objects in glass cases in the walls. They walk through the room to another which has documents framed all over the walls. Jonas takes a look at the documents and walks out. The camera pans to a strange metal contraption in a glass case and Jennie is seen making a face at it. Jennie walks down a few more hallways, passing various objects along the way, until she catches up with Jonas in a room full of various trinkets. She walks in and surveys some objects, namely a portrait of a young woman behind a harp. She gently strokes the harp and walks over to a bust of a man''.)

'''Jennie:''' (''to herself'') Who is that?

'''Jonas:''' Jennie! (''Pops out from another portion of the room'')

'''Jennie:''' (''frightened'') What!? What? Jeez.

'''Jonas:''' Oh, sorry. Look what I found in the store room. (''The camera pans to an old suitcase''.) Check out the name. (''Points to the name written on the suitcase'')

'''Jennie:''' [[George Kiel]]?

'''Jonas:''' George Kiel, yeah. And I found dozens of others, all with the [[The Resistance|Resistance]] names on it. This thing is filled with journals and artifacts that all relate back to [[The Order]]. This must have been their life's work.

(''Jonas opens the suitcase and Jennie surveys the contents, which includes photos, documents, and various items''.)

'''Jonas:''' All right, so here's what we've learned. The papers we found pieced together the origins of The Order and it looks like everything dates back to the [[The Order|Order of Denderah]].

'''Jennie:''' Now, [[Denderah]] was an ancient Egyptian city built on the site of, um, (''struggles to pronounce the name'') Ta-nyet-neteret. (''Jonas and Jennie laugh'') I don't know how to say it but what it means is "She of the divine pillar." Resistance members discovered an ancient Egyptian lore, one that talked about a fountain of youth, one that could grant eternal life.

'''Jonas:''' That's right, but they weren't referencing a- a- a real fountain. They were referencing a woman (''puts hat from suitcase on'') who is-

'''Jennie:''' Cute.

'''Jonas:''' Thank you, it's George's hat. They were referencing, uh, this woman who was believed to have descended from the fertility goddess Hathor. (''Looks at Jennie'') Right?

'''Jennie:''' Yes. Hathor.

'''Jonas:''' Hathor.

'''Jennie:''' Um, now, Hathor's daughter gave birth to twenty girls and the bloodline was considered holy. Now get this: in the twentieth century, scientists discovered a living descendant. A woman who lived to be a hundred and fifteen years old. Her DNA carried a regenerative gene.

'''Jonas:''' Which means, and this is huge, (''Jonas takes his hat off. Jennie giggles''.) all the [[Trait positive|trait positive]] girls that The Order is looking for, they all have to be traced back to one of these twenty girls. Oh, and guess... guess what else had an interest in Egypt? (''Points to a hieroglyph in George's suitcase'')

'''Jennie:''' Yeah.

'''Jonas:''' Show it.

'''Jennie:''' (''Pulls out a picture of a man'') This guy!

'''Jonas:''' That's right. You guessed it. [[Aleister Crowley]]. In fact, he took an expedition to Egypt where he uncovered some hieroglyphics in the tomb of Hathor's, uh, descendant.

'''Jennie:''' Yeah. That's it.

'''Jonas:''' And those hieroglyphics, they taught him the secrets of the trait positive girls. (''Pans camera to the hieroglyphics'') And from there he tracked them down and he exploited them for his own purposes. (''Pans camera over pictures of the girls'')

'''Jennie:''' It's just really weird. Jonas and I are gonna keep digging through the past 'cause it might be the only way to save our future.

==Notes==
* Jackson seems to have an accent slip when saying the word "fertility."
* Jonas has [[cap]] fever
* The video was filmed on location at the Museum of Jurassic Technology.
* This video is the first video that truly explains Crowley's, Denderah's, and Hathor's connections to the Order.

No Way To Live

2008-07-09T21:20:38Z

LoserDude27: /* Transcript */

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| caption = Loneliness is so lonely...
| blogger = Jonas
| date = 20080704
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| description = So much has happened today. I don't know what to do next.
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==Transcript==
(''Jonas is seen looking up a number in the phone book at a pay phone.'')

'''Jonas:''' (''voiceover'') I spent the last few days trying to find the original [[The Resistance|Resistance]] members. They've either never existed, gone MIA, or they're dead. So, I'm headed home.

(''Jonas is seen on the phone.'')

'''Jonas:''' And, yeah, I saw Jennie's last video.

'''Jonas''' (''on the phone'') No? Okay, thank you.

(''Cut to Jonas in front of the camera.'')

'''Jonas:''' Jennie, listen. I don't want you to go. I've got a lot to figure out. But I'm not ready to lose you yet. I've had a lot of time to think this week, and you know what? I don't have to live in solitude to be independent. I mean, I'll admit--I need my space. It allows me to be me, the person you fell in love with. And solitude is valuable, and it's inward and it's reflective, but... it's also... it's also really lonely. It's no way to live. And I know that now and... Listen, Jennie. I miss you. So please, just wait for me. Just wait for me so we can talk. Please.

(''Cut to Jonas at a pay phone again.'')

'''Jonas:''' (''voiceover'') I called the house, talked to Sarah, told her I was on my way back. I don't know if she was able to get the message to Jennie. Apparently she's already packed most of her things. I just hope I'm not too late.

(''Cut to Jonas unlocking his car door. The camera spots a DVD in the windshield.'')

'''Jonas:''' That is strange.

(''Jonas closes the door and looks at the case, which has "I SEE YOU" written on it. He looks around as if being watched.'')

'''Jonas:''' That's even stranger.

(''Jonas grabs the DVD and gets in the car. Cut to Jonas sitting down with his laptop. He puts the DVD in. Cut to a hooded man speaking in a strange voice.'')

'''Man:''' Jonas, you must stop this. Stop looking for the Resistance. It's gone. It destroyed itself years ago. There was a group, one group against [[the Order]], one group willing to convert. The first was led by your father, the second by [[Lord Carruthers|Carruthers]]. A solar eclipse is upon us, and an ascension will take place. Your friends are no longer a target, but you are. Because of who you ''really'' are. The Order will eliminate you, as it did [[Elizabeth Avery]] for breaking the rules, as it did [[Edward Salinas]] and the [[Sacred Spirit]] [[Carl|follower]] for nearly exposing the Order. You too are marked.

(''Cut to footage of Daniel, Jennie, and Sarah celebrating Independence Day at the house.'')

'''Man:''' (''voiceover'') Stay away from your friends. In doing so, it will protect them. Remember, Jonas, the solar eclipse is coming.

(''Cut back to the man on the DVD.'')

'''Man:''' Reclaim your true identity before it is too late.

(''Cut to Jonas outside.'')

'''Jonas:''' After I watched the video, I searched my car. I found a tracking device. I don't know what's going on here, but... If I go home, I put everybody I care about in danger. And I wanna go home, I wanna make things right with Jennie, but now, now I can't. And if I stay away, then I'm more alone in this thing than ever. I just keep going back to what [[Carl]] said. We don't find Carruthers, he finds us. (''holds up the DVD'') Well, maybe he already has.

==Notes==
*The next [http://eclipse.gsfc.nasa.gov/SEmono/TSE2008/TSE2008.html solar eclipse] will occur on August 1, 2008 the same day as the lonelygirl15 [http://inside.lg15.com/2008/07/04/lg15-update/ series finale]
*Fan poknish posted an {{youtube|cmW-IN13e9s|audio clip}} in which he raised the pitch of the mysterious voice in this video, leading many to believe that the voice belongs to [[Sarah]].

Backseat Shocker

2008-07-09T07:15:34Z

LoserDude27: /* Transcript */

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| description = The Order has targeted Emma for an upcoming ceremony! We need to find her first...
| location = [[The rented house]], [[Catalina Island]]
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| serprod = Amanda Goodfried
| pa = Jenni Powell
| directors = Marcello Daciano
| story = Tom Pettit and Jim Campolongo
| vidplay = Jim Campolongo
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| editor = Matt Vanselow
| music supervisor = Seth Jacobs

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{{VidChar|Jennie}}
{{VidChar|Elizabeth Avery|Melissa Kite}}
{{VidChar|Lucy}}

| Previous = Sneak Attack!
| Next = Booby Trap?
| PreviousB = We Will Fight
| NextB =
}}

==Transcript==
'''Jonas:''' [[Emma]]. I thought she was safe. It's been so long, I just figured she was okay; just living her life. That is, until the other day. 'Til [[Sneak Attack!|Friday]]. Just a- just a bad day all around. And now Jennie's pissed at me for diving into that car. She said I had to go and act like "Mister Macho" again. I just wanted to protect her.

(''Cut to Jennie talking to Elizabeth in the car from Sneak Attack!''.)

'''Jennie:''' I can handle myself, thanks.

'''Elizabeth:''' Not yours. Your friend Emma's.

'''Jennie:''' What?

'''Elizabeth:''' She's going to die.

'''Jennie:''' Wha-why? How?

'''Elizabeth:''' The wheels are in motion; it's all set.

(''The car door opens behind Jennie and Jonas pulls her out''.)

'''Jonas:''' [[Four-letter words|Shit]]! Get out of the car!

'''Jennie:''' Jonas...

'''Jonas:''' Get out of the car!

'''Jennie:''' Wait!

'''Jonas:''' Right now!

(''A scream is heard as the camera cuts to black. Cut to Jennie getting back into the car in the driver's seat. She closes the door behind her and pans to Elizabeth, who is bandaging her hand''.)

'''Elizabeth:''' You nearly tore my hand off with that stunt...

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, so sorry about that, but what are you doing here?

'''Jennie:''' What are you doing here, Jonas?

'''Jonas:''' Wha-what am I doing here? I'm here making sure that creep [[Ross Thompson|Thompson]] doesn't serve you up to [[Edward Salinas|Salinas]]. Baby...you could have been killed.

'''Elizabeth:''' He's right. You should not have come. Salinas is untouchable and [[the Order]] will protect him at any cost.

'''Jennie:''' Look, I thought this was about Emma.

'''Jonas:''' Whoah, what?

'''Jennie:''' She said it's about Emma.

(''The camera pans to Elizabeth, who is coughing''.)

'''Elizabeth:''' Emma's been targeted for [[The Ceremony (ritual)|the Ceremony]].

'''Jonas:''' No. No, that-that's impossible. She's safe.

'''Elizabeth:''' They've assigned a [[Watcher]] to track her down. Find her before he does.

'''Jonas:''' You're lying.

'''Jennie:''' Yeah, how can we trust you?

'''Elizabeth:''' I've helped you all along the way. Now you're Emma's only chance of survival. If you don't find her first, she'll die.

'''Jonas:''' Well, we don't even know where she is.

'''Elizabeth:''' Then find her! Fast.

'''Jonas:''' Okay, why- Just- uh, let's- Why don't you just start telling us everything you know? Starting with why would you want to save her.

'''Elizabeth:''' I failed [[Bree]]. If I can help Emma, if I can save one innocent girl, know I've done one bit of good before I die... that's important for me to know that.

(''Cut to Jonas in his room''.)

'''Jonas:''' In a way, now it all makes sense. (''Cut to clips of Lucy from [[Shop of Horrors!!!]]''.) I mean, we did see Lucy on the island, and it looked like she bought a marionette... Which could mean there's an upcoming Ceremony, but we didn't know if that was true, or who the marionette was for.

(''Cut to Jonas sitting on the couch in the living room''.)

But now we have confirmation from Elizabeth that there is a Ceremony. And the marionette is for Emma.

(''Jonas pans the camera to Jennie as she enters the room. Jennie grabs the laptop from the coffee table''.)

'''Jennie:''' I just... forgot my laptop.

'''Jonas:''' Jennie, wait. Wait. I just want to know...were you trying to get back at me? With that Thompson guy?

'''Jennie:''' (''Rolls her eyes'') Maybe if you quit [[Raise The Roof|hopping in bathtubs]] every once in a while...

'''Jonas:''' Oh, come on, Jennie, please talk to me.

'''Jennie:''' Hey, let's just focus on Emma, okay?

(''Jennie leaves and Jonas turns the camera on himself''.)

'''Jonas:''' See what I mean? Anyway... (''Sighs''.) Emma, if you are out there, you need to contact us, okay? 'Cause you are in danger. The Order is after you. You know, we have no idea where you are... Please, I'm desperate. I don't know how much time you have. Just contact us, please?

==Notes==
* Posters from the Fight The Order contest can be seen behind Jonas.

Backseat Shocker

2008-07-09T07:15:19Z

LoserDude27: /* Transcript */

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| caption = You must save her, Jennie-Wan Kenobi; you're her only hope!
| blogger = Jonas
| date = 20080512
| url = {{lg15|597}}
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==Transcript==
'''Jonas:''' [[Emma]]. I thought she was safe. It's been so long, I just figured she was okay; just living her life. That is, until the other day. 'Til [[Sneak Attack!|Friday]]. Just a- just a bad day all around. And now Jennie's pissed at me for diving into that car. She said I had to go and act like "Mister Macho" again. I just wanted to protect her.

(''Cut to Jennie talking to Elizabeth in the car from Sneak Attack!''.)

'''Jennie:''' I can handle myself, thanks.

'''Elizabeth:''' Not yours. Your friend Emma's.

'''Jennie:''' What?

'''Elizabeth:''' She's going to die.

'''Jennie:''' Wha-why? How?

'''Elizabeth:''' The wheels are in motion; it's all set.

(''The car door opens behind Jennie and Jonas pulls her out''.)

'''Jonas:''' [[Four-letter words|Shit]]! Get out of the car!

'''Jennie:''' Jonas...

'''Jonas:''' Get out of the car!

'''Jennie:''' Wait!

'''Jonas:''' Right now!

(''A scream is heard as the camera cuts to black. Cut to Jennie getting back into the car in the driver's seat. She closes the door behind her and pans to Elizabeth, who is bandaging her hand''.)

'''Elizabeth:''' You nearly tore my hand off with that stunt...

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, so sorry about that, but what are you doing here?

'''Jennie:''' What are you doing here, Jonas?

'''Jonas:''' Wha-what am I doing here? I'm here making sure that creep [[Ross Thompson|Thompson]] doesn't serve you up to [[Edward Salinas|Salinas]]. Baby...you could have been killed.

'''Elizabeth:''' He's right. You should not have come. Salinas is untouchable and [[the Order]] will protect him at any cost.

'''Jennie:''' Look, I thought this was about Emma.

'''Jonas:''' Whoah, what?

'''Jennie:''' She said it's about Emma.

(''The camera pans to Elizabeth, who is coughing''.)

'''Elizabeth:''' Emma's been targeted for [[The Ceremony (ritual)|the Ceremony]].

'''Jonas:''' No. No, that-that's impossible. She's safe.

'''Elizabeth:''' They've assigned a [[Watcher]] to track her down. Find her before he does.

'''Jonas:''' You're lying.

'''Jennie:''' Yeah, how can we trust you?

'''Elizabeth:''' I've helped you all along the way. Now you're Emma's only chance of survival. If you don't find her first, she'll die.

'''Jonas:''' Well, we don't even know where she is.

'''Elizabeth:''' Then find her! Fast.

'''Jonas:''' Okay, why- Just- uh, let's- Why don't you just start telling us everything you know? Starting with why would you want to save her.

'''Elizabeth:''' I failed [[Bree]]. If I can help Emma, if I can save one innocent girl, know I've done one bit of good before I die... that's important for me to know that.

(''Cut to Jonas in his room''.)

'''Jonas:''' In a way, now it all makes sense. (''Cut to clips of Lucy from [[Shop of Horrors!!!]]''.) I mean, we did see Lucy on the island, and it looked like she bought a marionette... Which could mean there's an upcoming Ceremony, but we didn't know if that was true, or who the marionette was for.

(''Cut to Jonas sitting on the couch in the living room''.)

But now we have confirmation from Elizabeth that there is a Ceremony. And the marionette is for Emma.

(''Jonas pans the camera to Jennie as she enters the room. Jennie grabs the laptop from the coffee table''.)

'''Jennie:''' I just... forgot my laptop.

'''Jonas:''' Jennie, wait. Wait. I just want to know...were you trying to get back at me? With that Thompson guy?

'''Jennie:''' (''Rolls eyes'')Maybe if you quit [[Raise The Roof|hopping in bathtubs]] every once in a while...

'''Jonas:''' Oh, come on, Jennie, please talk to me.

'''Jennie:''' Hey, let's just focus on Emma, okay?

(''Jennie leaves and Jonas turns the camera on himself''.)

'''Jonas:''' See what I mean? Anyway... (''Sighs''.) Emma, if you are out there, you need to contact us, okay? 'Cause you are in danger. The Order is after you. You know, we have no idea where you are... Please, I'm desperate. I don't know how much time you have. Just contact us, please?

==Notes==
* Posters from the Fight The Order contest can be seen behind Jonas.

Satan's HQ

2008-07-09T06:59:14Z

LoserDude27: /* Notes */

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| caption = No one has to know I have them all brainwashed...
| blogger = Jennie
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| forumid = 17325
| length = 3:32
| description = I'm in WAY over my head.
| location = [[Lonelygirl15 minor locations#Salinas Campaign Headquarters|Salinas Campaign Headquarters]]
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| directors = Marcello Daciano
| story = Tom Pettit and Jim Campolongo
| vidplay = Tom Pettit
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
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| Previous = Casting Couch
| Next = Q & A With Jennie

| PreviousB = Beach Party
| NextB =

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| NextC =
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==Transcript==
(''Jennie staples a stack of papers together and places them in a manila folder''.)

'''Jennie:''' (''Whispering''.) I'm at the Salinas campaign headquarters. They took me on as a volunteer. (''Laughs''.) They bought everything I told them; it was incredible.

(''Jennie puts aside the folder after putting a campaign button on it. She grabs a pen and starts writing in a notebook''.)

I'm working from a back office, just trying to stay out of the way. They say Salinas doesn't come here much, and so far it's been pretty uneventful.

(''Cut to Jennie opening a manila folder reading "CAMPAIGN BUTTONS". She dumps them on the desk and begins sorting them. She shows one to the camera, smiling, and gives a thumbs-up. Cut to Jennie putting the button on her shirt. Cut to Jennie sitting down at the desk. She gets out a few folders and writes on them with a permanent marker. Ben reaches over her to grab something off of the desk. Cut to Jennie getting a paper cut. Cut to Jennie using the hole puncher. Cut to a stack of folders being dropped on her desk. She plays with a calculator as a binder gets piled on top of the folders. She makes a futile attempt to take care of the pile of work as more gets stacked on top. She peers over the stack of papers. Cut to Jennie closing her laptop. She rubs her eyes. Cut to Jennie talking to the camera''.)

I have to be careful. 'Kay, I'm looking for anything that could bring Salinas down: financial records, contributors, anything. But, you know, I've been so busy trying to win them votes, I haven't even had any time to snoop around.

(''Cut to Jennie's purse cam as she enters another office. She looks under papers and on a laptop. Cut to Jennie searching through hanging folders. Cut to Jennie in the kitchen. She opens the fridge. Cut to Ben getting a cup out of a cabinet''.)

'''Jennie:''' Whoa, hi.

'''Ben:''' Hey!

'''Jennie:''' How-how are you?

'''Ben:''' I'm great, how are you?

'''Jennie:''' How many times have you talked to Salinas?

'''Ben:''' Sal... Oh, Salinas! Uh, saw him once; he- he waved at me.

(''Cut to Jennie at her desk''.)

'''Jennie:''' There's no way he can be squeaky-clean. Okay, somebody here must know something!

(''Jennie jumps at the sound of clapping. She grabs the camera and turns it to see Salinas in the hallway''.)

'''Salinas:''' I've been wanting to stop by and say "thank you" from the bottom of my heart. Our poll numbers are up, our fund raising is- You know what it is? It's a phenomenon. More than that, our message is getting out. Voters and the media are hearing us. They're hearing that our campaign is different. They're hearing that our message is different and that we will serve everyone, no matter how poor. And that, together, we will build a stronger community. (''Salinas smiles and looks at the camera before being swamped by volunteers''.) Thank you.

(''Cut to Jennie in her office''.)

'''Jennie:''' Okay, I don't think he saw me. I don't know if I can do this; it's way more complicated than I thought it would--

(''Jennie is interrupted as Ross Thompson enters her office''.)

'''Ross:''' Lisa Goodwin?

'''Jennie:''' Uh, yes, that's me.

'''Ross:''' Hi. I'm Ross Thompson, the Economic Policy Adviser for the councilman.

'''Jennie:''' Hi.

'''Ross:''' Hi. It says here you have a background in prenatal care for underprivileged women.

'''Jennie:''' Yeah, I guess. I do.

'''Ross:''' Excellent. Here's what I need from you: a policy brief on health care and pregnant mothers living in LA.

'''Jennie:''' Um... Me? Uh...

'''Ross:''' Yeah. Don't worry, you have all night. 6 A.M. tomorrow's fine. (''Jennie chokes as she tries to speak''.) What?

'''Jennie:''' It's just- I-I just- I still have a lot of phone calls to make, and a-all this paperwork to file. I'm just not sure when... when will I have time to write it?

'''Ross:''' You'll just have to make time, won't you?

(''Ross leaves and Jennie sighs at the camera''.)

'''Jennie:''' If I want to continue coming here, I have to write that paper. And it has to be good.

==Notes==
*The sign behind Jennie counting down the days until the election is reminiscent of the sign that was behind [[Julia]] when she worked at [[JustIncredible.TV]] in the [[KateModern]] series.
*The applause appears to have been added postproduction.

Corn Nuts

2008-07-09T03:11:09Z

LoserDude27: /* Transcript */

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| number = 475
| image = 0475-CarlInTheSombrero.JPG
| caption = Come to mamí!
| blogger = Daniel
| date = 20080506
| url = {{lg15|592}}
| forumid = 17298
| length = 4:54
| description = We were shocked by who was at the house when we got home.
| location = [[The rented house]]
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|lg15|bree|danielbeast|jonastko|hymn of one}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
| serprod = Amanda Goodfried
| pa = Jenni Powell
| directors = Marcello Daciano
| story = Tom Pettit and Jim Campolongo
| vidplay = Ben Kruger
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| editor = Matt Vanselow
| music supervisor = Seth Jacobs

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{{VidChar|Sarah}}
{{VidChar|Carl}}
{{VidChar|Jonas}}
{{VidChar|Jennie}}
{{VidChar|Gina}}
{{VidChar|Ben|Lonelygirl15 cameos#Daniel Weiss{{!}}Daniel Weiss}}

| Previous = We Will Fight
| Next = Casting Couch
| PreviousB = Politics Gone Wild!
| NextB = Prom: It's To Die For - Part 1
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==Transcript==
'''Daniel:''' If you think I'm proud of myself... about [[Alone in the Woods|leaving Steve behind]]... I'm not. Don't think we feel good about it, because we don't. Jonas and I know that leaving a guy in the middle of nowhere isn't cool, but... I mean, come on. Ever since [[Steve]] called us, it's been nothing but bad news. Even if we took him to a bus station or something, I mean, he could have figured out what was happening and we didn't want to give him the chance to turn the tables. If that was his plan.

You know, I've read through a lot of your messages. Jackie, caalan21, Stripped Smile, JustAnotherLonelyGirl... And I know that a lot of you think what we did was wrong, but... I mean, until you- until you've been shot at; until you've had to run for your life; until you've watched your [[Bree|best friend]] die, it's gonna be hard for you to understand where we're coming from at times.

Who knows if we're right? I don't. I'm just saying sometimes it's hard being in our shoes. You know? (''Laughs''.) Anyway, how about something fun for a change? It seems Sarah made her triumphant return. (''Laughs''.) You should really see this video she was making when we got home. She left the tape in the camera, and, uh... that's bad news for Carl.

(''Cut to a shot of the window in kitchen. A blender can be heard in the background. The camera zooms out and pans over a table covered in a sarape, with drinks and chips on it. It pans to the blender and Sarah, who is operating it wearing a sombrero''.)

'''Sarah:''' We may be back, but we're maintaining the cabo bar. Right, Carlos?

'''Carl:''' (''Reaching out for Sarah's arm''.) Hey, mama, qué es tú making?

'''Sarah:''' Oh, this? (''The camera pans to the blender''.) It's a little drink only the locals know about down in Cabo... Okay, it's [[Inebriated|a margarita]].

(''Sarah pours the blender's contents into a margarita glass. Carl zooms in''.)

'''Carl:''' Ooo, margarita! Bueno!

'''Sarah:''' Sí. (''Takes a sip of the margarita''.) Mmm! (''Sets everything down on the counter''.) You totally need my sombrero. (''Takes off her sombrero and puts in on Carl's head''.) It's gonna look so hot on you! Show everybody!

'''Carl:''' No! No, don't!

(''Sarah grabs the camera from Carl and turns it around, revealing Carl in boxers and the sombrero''.)

'''Sarah:''' Yes. Oh, you're so sexy! (''Carl pretends to be a cabañero for the camera''.) Come to mamí! (''Sarah pans over Carl''.) Oh!

(''Cut to Carl struggling with Sarah''.)

'''Carl:''' Give it back to me!

'''Sarah:''' No!

'''Carl:''' Give it back to me!

'''Sarah:''' You can't have it. (''Laughs''.)

'''Carl:''' Give it back to me! Give it back to me!

(''Carl gets the camera off of Sarah''.)

'''Daniel:''' Woo... (''Carl turns the camera to the door, showing Daniel, Jonas, Jennie, and Gina entering''.) Woohoo! What's up there, corn nuts?

'''Jonas:''' (''Whistles''.) That is kinky, Carl, kinky. But I think it's (''Laughs''.) time to put the junk away.

'''Jennie:''' (''Laughs''.) Now we know what Sarah sees in him.

(''Gina laughs, holding a hand up to block the view''.)

'''Gina:''' Seriously.

'''Jonas:''' Oh, god... Okay, Carl, could you put some pants on, please?

'''Daniel:''' Dude, I need to erase this from my memory.

'''Sarah:''' What are you guys doing here?

'''Daniel:''' Uhm... We live here. What are you two doing here?

'''Carl:''' My timeshare expired, so...

'''Daniel:''' I'm just saying... That? So hot!

'''Sarah:''' So Carlos and I decided to bring home a little bit of Mexico. (''Walks into the kitchen, winking at Carl''.)

'''Carl:''' Anybody want a margarita? As a peace offering...

(''Gina, Jennie, and Jonas sit around the kitchen table, laughing. Jennie raises her hand''.)

'''Jennie:''' I do.

'''Jonas:''' (''Laughs''.) No, I think I'm gonna stick with the beer. Thanks.

'''Daniel:''' Well, I'm happy that you two are off partying while the rest of us were [[Crazy Border Crossing!!|getting shot at]].

'''Sarah:''' Fine! You don't get any.

'''Carl:''' Whoah, hey... The real reason we came back is she was worried about you guys, alright?

'''Daniel:''' (''Turns to Sarah''.) Is that true? (''Walks to Sarah in the kitchen''.) Look, I'm sorry. I just can't believe you were off in Cabo with King of the Dorks. No offense, Carl.

'''Carl:''' Oh, none taken. Too much tequila.

(''Sarah laughs and Daniel looks incredulously at him''.)

'''Daniel:''' Listen, if you were so worried about us, why didn't you return any of my calls?

'''Sarah:''' I needed time to think.

'''Daniel:''' What do you think?

'''Carl:''' Whoah. Easy with my lady!

'''Daniel:''' Whoah. She's not your lady, Carlos! (''Turns to Sarah''.) So you've had time to think. And?

'''Sarah:''' It's good to be home. How about I make you a "margie"? I can make it a virgin...

'''Daniel:''' (''Laughs and leans in to Sarah''.) I doubt that.

'''Sarah:''' Offensive! (''The doorbell rings''.) Very offensive!

(''Daniel shakes his head and walks away. Cut to Sarah opening the door to find Ben on the other side''.)

'''Sarah:''' Can I help you?

'''Ben:''' Oh, hey. Nice, uh... camera. Um, I'm going door to door handing out literature on this exciting new candidate running for Congress. [[Edward Salinas]]. (''The camera pans down to show the back of Ben's clipboard covered in Salinas stickers''.)

'''Sarah:''' Uh huh.

'''Ben:''' Have you heard of him?

'''Sarah:''' Guys?

(''Sarah pans back to everyone standing behind her, looking surprised. Cut to Daniel in his room''.)

'''Daniel:''' So Sarah and Carlos, The Naked Sombrero, they're back. And, as you can see, Salinas isn't going anywhere any time soon. But what worries me the most is this: are we any safer here than when we were out on the road? I don't know. There's just so much we don't know. Salinas, [[Lord Carruthers]], [[Elizabeth Avery]]... Are they connected? We go down one path only to wind up on another.

You know, connecting the dots won't be that easy this time. But that's why we're back. We're ready to fight.

==Notes==
*Both [[Carl]] and [[Sarah]] have [[cap]] fever.

*The clothes that [[Ben]] wear are the same outfit [[Daniel Weiss]] uses as his costume for Peter Vann Daan in the LonelyGirl15 parody series, [[LonelyJew15]].

*It was revealed in the behind the scenes video [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0s6S2icLNk Fun in the Sun] that the working title of this video was "Junk on Display."