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My Hand Hurts

2007-03-11T18:58:33Z

Elliemae: /* Transcript */

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| caption = I'm wounded and dead.
| blogger = Jonas
| date = March 10th, 2007
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| description = The vet actually did a pretty good job... but it hurts like hell. Now that I have some time, I'm looking through some things I found in my Aunt's office. -Jonas
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'''My Hand Hurts''' is the one hundred fiftieth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==

(''Jonas is sitting in his aunt's office.'')

'''Jonas:''' Man, uh...(''holds up hand with bandage'') Yesterday. Kind of embarrassing, but I think I was just venting about a lot of other stuff. So uh, hooray for painkillers (''Laughs''). Actually, I've been kinda taking it easy on the painkillers cause I'm trying to make sense of a lot of stuff and I haven't really slept yet. So I've been going through my aunts office and looking through some of the stuff. I wish my aunt was here, actually. I - I miss her; I haven't seen her since I was like... thirteen? Things got kind of awkward after, uh, my parents were gone. You know, I think that she just didn't know what to say. I mean, really, what do you say? Well, the good news is is that things are...starting to come together. I found this scrapbook, and it's filled with articles about my parents. There's stuff in here about, uh, the foundation they were starting, stuff about, well, when their boat went missing, and then there's, one, uh, article about when the search was called off. But the thing is is that the stuff about my parents is just scratching the surface. I mean, that's just the beginning. There are articles in here about all these other people. And I know this is going to sound a little out there, but hang with me for a second. Check this out. Articles in here about a human rights lawyer, an economics professor, a rabbi, an ambassador, publishing heiress, some guy that owned, a, uh, a radio station, a regenative medical specialist--sounds important. Uh, there's even a former CIA director in here. I realized something. The initials that were CCed on the mission statement that my father wrote, every pair matches somebody's name found in this scrapbook, apparently. And, uh, along with that is also an article about each and every one of their deaths or disappearances under mysterious circumstances. Coincidence? I don't think so. Well, I don't know, whatever my parents and friends were doing against the Order, somebody noticed. Thank God my aunt was smart enough to compile the evidence and put it in a scrapbook. I know you might be thinking that, you know, why didn't my aunt do anything? But, I mean, she wasn't much older than me at that time and everyone that she knew, my parents, everyone was disappearing. She was probably scared. I would have been too. Anyway, side note, uh, I think with me and Bree...we just need our space before things are going to go back to normal, if it ever does. I'm gonna go upload this video, and I'm gonna try to get in touch with my aunt, so, uh, ah, see ya.

Rescuing Daniel

2007-02-13T17:25:52Z

Elliemae: /* Transcript */

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|description = The other night was incredible! I can't even compare it to anything...at least not anything I've experienced before. Jonas and I are really happy to have Daniel back, and we also had a few guests stay with us this past weekend.
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'''Rescuing Daniel''' is the one hundred thirty first video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Bree is in Jonas's library.'')

'''Bree:''' The past few days have been...pretty cool. Daniel's back and things feel...right again. And yes, we checked to see if it was the ''actual'' Danielbeast. He acted so strangely in that OpAphid video. He swears that he doesn't rememeber. So, I'll try to explain what happened. There are some things that I can't talk about, some things that I won't talk about, and some things that I just don't know anything about. Who's Tachyon? She's a few years older than me--actually, she's not that much older than me. We both grew up in similar environments, only she learned the truth about the Order at a much younger age. And yeah, her story isn't any happier than mine. But life led her down a path towards actually doing something about it. You might have seen her videos. If you were confused, don't worry, I was too. In most of them, she's communicating with her (''air quotes'') "Brother". He's actually not her brother; he's more like a partner. They use lots of codes because they're working together to investigate the Order, and a part of the Order called "OpAphid". I feel like an idiot. I read through a bunch of your comments, and...seems that you've been trying to warn me about OpAphid for quite some time. Tachyon contacted me after that OpAphid video went out with Daniel in it. Together we came up with this plan to fake out the Order. That's why I was spouting all that crazy talk of doing the ceremony. I was so nervous that I'd mess up, but I didn't. It was like the most exciting, intense spy movie I've ever seen, except for that I was living in it. Tachyon and Brother made sure that we got home safely. They even spent the weekend with us. It was really nice to, you know, spend some time with a girl who knows ''exactly'' what I'm going through. For obvious reasons, she didn't let us film anything. I wish she hadn't left already, but she gave me a disk. It's encripted. She didn't tell me what was on it. She did promise to contact me and tell me how to open it when the time was right. It's almost...embarrassing to admit but, for the past few months I've been so afraid to do the wrong thing that I haven't really been doing anything. I finally did something, and not only did it work, it was so much easier than I thought. I think that...I know what I want to be when I grow up.

==Notes==

Defense force

2007-01-03T22:53:13Z

Elliemae:

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax ''- Battle Axe [http:///www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/141207/2/istockphoto_141207_battleaxe_1.jpg], Missile Launcher (FIM-92 Stinger), M9 pistol modified to fire non-lethal tranquilizer darts, Longsword''

===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*jo_16_G - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcommandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
*joe
*jackie
*sydney
*Marbella
*mommy72900
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*krig
*purplepassion
*mary
*eno
*rosieiswatching
*jc_gypsy7
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*Lizard
*apathy
*sarahboo ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
*elliemae ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax for membership and be ready with a weapon and love for LonelyGirl15
==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samuri Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]
===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==Favorite food and drink of the LG15 Defense Force==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

Bree Phone Home

2006-12-19T01:19:18Z

Elliemae:

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| date = December 18th, 2006
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'''Bree Phone Home''' is the 100th video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

(''Bree is alone in Jonas's library. She addresses the camera.'')

'''Bree:''' Daniel, I was really glad to hear from you after I saw your last video, 'cause... I was worried. You know, Jonas is a really nice guy and his offer still stands, so I hope you change your mind. P. Monkey and Owen have even offered to room together, so you'll have your own room. That's pretty generous. On a more serious note, umm, I spent the last few days doing some research, trying to track down a few of my parent's old friends and some relatives. My family is actually scattered all over the globe, so, there are quite a few relatives that I haven't even met. For the purpose of today's phone calls, we're gonna be using good old fashion caller ID blocking, for a safety precaution. I learned my lesson about that once before. A while back, I got into trouble making them with my friend Cassie. Looking back, I'm not even sure what was so funny about it. It's like, she would call people, and just try and freak them out by, either whispering "I'm watching." It was kinda creepy. The first time she came over, I just went along with it. I felt guilty, but it was kind of amusing. The second time, she went to far and of course, we hadn't thought to block my parent's caller ID. Even though I didn't make the phone calls, I ended up taking the blame when my parents confronted me. Apparently, they had a lot of angry call backs from some very upset people. My mom was furious.

''(Bree holds her hands up beside her head and makes horns with her fingers, and imitates steam coming out of her ears.)''

I kinda stopped talking to Cassie after that.

''(A Cup Of Blue by [http://www.myspace.com/stevewatkinsmusic Steve Watkins] begins playing.)''

I haven't seen her since.

''(Bree rocks in the chair, and talks on the phone.)''

Hi, I was wondering if you might be able to help me. My aunt-- Oh. Sure.

''(Bree sits in the counter with the trophies in the corner. Cut back to Bree in the chair.)''

I know! It's been a long time since camp. I was just wondering if maybe your parents have heard from my parents, at all.

''(The camera cuts to Bree on the counter, whistling and looking at her nails. Cut back to Bree in the chair.)''

No, I didn't get the birthday card. I haven't exactly been home in a while to check my mail. It's a long story.

''(Bree stands in front of the bookcases.)''

Oh, sorry if I woke you up.

''(Cut to Bree leaning down to the camera.)''

It's really late in England.

''(The camera cuts to Bree on the counter, whistling and slapping her knee. Cut back to Bree in the chair.)''

Excuse me? Oh, umm, how'd the ceremony go?

''(Bree beats the phone against her forehead.)''

P. Monkey? P. Monkey's alright. As good as a puppet can be. Owen? Owen is a... little bit depressed, actually. I think it's a bit of a seasonal depression.

I'm actually a little nervous about making the next call. My dad has always talked about my great uncle Franklin, but, I've never met him before. He lives in San Francisco.

''(Bree mumbles the number as she dials.)''

287-0211

''(Bree listens to the phone, and looks confused.)''

That's weird. It says Powell's dry cleaners. It's just a message.It's just a message. After what happened with Gemma, maybe it's best that I don't have any contact with people from the community. So, there goes every single lead that I thought of. Back to square one for me.

''(Bree waves.)''

==Notes==
*The area code for San Francisco is 415, making the full number for the supposed dry cleaner's 415-287-0211.