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I'm not a lonelygirl.. am I?

2007-12-07T05:52:43Z

Dirkjently:

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| caption = I've found new friends!
| blogger = Gavin
| date = December 6th, 2007
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| forumid = 461
| length = 2:51
| description = She’s in here with me. I can smell pigeons, I swear.
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==Transcript==
(''Gavin is crouched on the floor over his laptop. He is wearing only a tie and a pair of underwear, while huddled under his blanket; he is visibly intoxicated. There is garbage strewn everywhere. Gavin grabs a can of [[KM_Product_placement#Karpackie_Pils|Karpackie]] from off-screen and drinks from it, while reading the computer screen. He then puts the can aside and picks a piece of something off the floor, which he pulls apart with his teeth to chew on. He looks digustedly at the object and throws it down. He then turns to the camera''.)

'''Gavin:''' You know, it's- it's true what they say; reality's all relative. Who's to say what's possible and what's impossible, really. (''Points at his laptop''.) Now, look; look at this. See? (''Turns the laptop toward the camera. He then types and eventually comes to [[whatweird.com]]''.)

See, this man (''points to a picture on the screen'') telepathically transported himself from London to Los Angeles. (''Turns to camera to himself''.) You see, you can do absolutely anything if you put your mind to it. (''Turns the camera back to the laptop''.) Absolutely anything. There's all sorts of dimensions that we can slip in and out of. You just look at the freaks on here, you know? They can change-

(''A loud banging noise interrupts Gavin. He looks concerned, then eyes the wardrobe at the back of the room and slams his laptop shut. Gavin then runs over to the wardrobe and throws the doors open''.)

Come on, then, [[Kate]], I know you're in here. Where are ya? Come out, you bitch! (''Turns around to look under his mattress''.) I know you're around here somewhere, Kate. I-I know it! Where are ya?! (''Gets on top of his mattress and throws his pillow''.) You're not in America; you don't fool me! You can fool everyone else, but I know you're around here somewhere. (''Goes to the wardrobe and pulls out a robe''.) There you are! (''Wrestles with the robe and takes it around the room, talking to it''.) You're gonna get what's coming to you now, you stupid bitch! (''Slams the robe on the ground. He then drops to his knees and seems to be crying''.) Stupid bloody [[Order]].

(''Charlie enters the room and turns on the lights''.)

'''Charlie:''' Gav? (''Gavin turns around to hide the robe and grabs his blanket''.) Gav! (''Walks over to Gavin, who is huddling with the blanket and hiding his face''.) Gav, are you okay? I heard voices and noises. Gav? Babe, are you okay? (''Looks around''.) Is it time we get you some help? Gav? (''Gets up and walks out of the room, sighing. Gavin watches her go, seeming distraught. He then crawls over to the camera and turns it off''.)

==Notes==
*Gavin appears visibly drunk.
*This video confirms that the user deepgoat, who registered at [[Whatweird.com]] earlier the same day accusing everyone of being Kate is, in fact, Gavin. [http://www.whatweird.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=23]
*Gavin appears to have a strong emotional attachment to Kate.
*The last few blogs Gavin has posted, it appears as if the camera was damaged, due to the fact that the camera slips in and out between color and black and white. It could also represent the mental instability of Gavin at this point...the camera is broken, and Gavin is suffering a breakdown.

Abstract Heart

2007-11-10T17:40:42Z

Dirkjently: /* Notes */

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| name = Abstract Heart
| number = 0101
| image = KM00101_KateAbstract.jpg
| caption = Her work. Her heart.
| blogger = Kate
| date = November 5th, 2007
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| length = 01:59
| description = Some new work…
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[http://www.magnatune.com/artists/albums/bledsoe-octopants/ Glen Bledsoe - Man Eats 'Taters]

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==Transcript==
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==Notes==
*This is Kate's first blog since September 29, 2007. 28 Webisodes have been posted since her last one (Goodbye, Devon), and this one.

*The different versions of Kate in this video could represent the different aspects of her personality, which are at conflict with each other.

*The part of the video where she's laying on the table could be reminiscent of Bree during the Ceremony.

*Her painting of B (heart) K in the video some have suggested that it means "Be Kate", but she feels she cannot.

Abstract Heart

2007-11-07T17:23:42Z

Dirkjently: /* Notes */

Abstract Heart

2007-11-06T03:56:52Z

Dirkjently: /* Notes */

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| blogger = Kate
| date = November 5th, 2007
| url = {{Bebo|4973200450}}
| forumid = 382
| length = 01:59
| description = Some new work…

Music:

Glen Bledsoe - Tango Cacafuego
Glen Bledsoe - Man Eats 'Taters
John Williams - Sunbreak

http://www.magnatune.com/artists/alb...
http://www.magnatune.com/artists/alb...
http://www.magnatune.com/artists/alb...
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==Transcript==
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==Notes==
This is Kate's first blog since September 29, 2007 (Goodbye, Devon), a span of 28 webisodes have been posted since before this one.

Who Watches The Watcher?

2007-09-29T08:39:34Z

Dirkjently:

{{Blog
| name = Who Watches The Watcher?
| number = 0052
| image = KM0052-TariqReceivesADeliveryFromDudley.jpg
| caption = No anchovies, I hope...
| blogger = Kate
| date = September 7th, 2007
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| forumid = 257
| length = 02:20
| description = Am I being watched by a Watcher from the Hymn of One? Or am I imagining it? I decided to get a second opinion...
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| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the fifty-second webisode in the [[KateModern]] [[List of KateModern videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Kate is in her flat'')

'''Kate:''' Just when I thought this was gonna be another one of those weeks, I got some really exciting news. I've been asked to exhibit my art videos in a new showcase curated by my favorite artist, Michelle Clore. (''Shows a picture, presumably by Michelle'') I've been a fan of hers for years and this is a huge honor to me. So, the show's on Saturday, the 22nd of September, and I want you all to be there.

'''Tariq:''' (''On Kate's porch'') This is unbelievable.

'''Kate:''' I told you.

'''Tariq:''' I thought you were imagining it. (''Zooms in to show Watcher standing in front of a van'') He's looking right up here! This ain't right. (''Tariq closes and locks door'')

'''Kate:''' Thanks to everyone who found the hidden message on the pizza answering machine. This confirms that the specialist is alive, but somehow I don't think our friend outside has anything to do with him.

'''Tariq:''' (''On computer'') The guy outside... I think he's a watcher.

'''Kate:''' A what?

'''Tariq:''' Look, (''shows an MSN search page and the Hymn of One web page on Tariq's computer'') the hired goons that the Hymn of One employ to observe and protect trait positive girls.

'''Kate:''' Protect me? The least he could do is come upstairs and introduce himself.

'''Tariq:''' This isn't a joke. These people are dangerous. Look, I'm gonna go and have a look, all right? (''Tariq gets up and starts to walk to the door'')

'''Kate:''' Tariq! Wait a minute! (''Grabs Tariq's shirt'')

'''Tariq:''' This isn't right!

'''Kate:''' Well Tariq - stop doing this knight in shining armor, punch first and act later bullshit!

'''Tariq:''' (''Stops walking'') I'm just trying to help.

'''Kate:''' Well maybe let me help myself for once. (''Tariq starts walking towards the door again'') Tariq!

'''Tariq:''' What're you gonna do? Go out there with your frying pan? (''Unlocks door and sees pizza man in motorcycle helmet standing outside'') We didn't order any pizza, man.

'''Dudley:''' (''Takes off helmet'') The man outside in the van, he's here in case me and my father try and make contact with you. (''Gives Tariq a small pizza box'') My father wants to meet you, wants to answer some of your questions. Decode that for the time and the place.

'''Kate:''' What, wait, oi! Where are you going? What was that all about? (''Opens the pizza box and finds a white CD'') Now we're getting somewhere. (''Kate picks up the CD and walks away'') Let's go put this on. Shut the door.

==Notes==
Kate posted the picture from the CD on her [http://www.bebo.com/BlogView.jsp?MemberId=4267180392&BlogId=4721030326 Bebo account].

The title "Who Watches The Watcher?" is a take on the tagline "Who Watches The Watchmen?" taken from the Alan Moore/Dave Gibbons series "The Watchmen", which was published by DC Comics from 1986-1987.