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Everybody Does It ;)

2008-02-04T19:54:50Z

Boontok: Added line in notes about FUN

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 211
| image = 0211-SarahWashingMachine.jpg
| caption = Washing machines = good clean F. U. N.?
| blogger = Sarah
| date = June 13th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|271}}
| forumid = 11321
| length = 2:17
| description = Jonas, it's not that big of a deal, even if it was your first time. You need to come to grips with your feelings so we can get down to finding Bree.
| location = [[The rented cabin]]
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko|sarah|sex}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| pa = Ian Schwartz
| directors = Mesh Flinders
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Jan Libby
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, Jan Libby, Ross Berger and Jake Coburn
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| song = "Symphonies" by Jared Scharff and the Royals

| cast =
{{VidChar|Sarah}}

| Previous = Mr. Park Ranger
| Next = Like A Virgin

| PreviousB = HOLY SH%T!!!
| NextB = The Mad Scientist
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
{{EpHeader|211}}

==Transcript==
(''Sarah stands in the kitchen, munching loudly on what appears to be some cereal.'')

'''Sarah:''' Hear that? That's my munching performance video. (''Sped up segment of Sarah eating more cereal'') I'm just kidding. This is not my munching performance video. That's next week. This is my... [[Relationships|love]] video. (''She bats her eyelashes and rolls her eyes.'') Love... love... love... please. Get over it, [[Jonas]]. Sometimes sex is... it's just sex. I have sex all the time, lots of different places. Lots of... fun different places. (''Cut to Sarah by the kitchen counter. She slams her hand down on it.'') Kitchen counter: (''brushing off chip crumbs'') no chips. Done it and fun. (''Cut to Sarah slamming her hand down on a table.'') Dining room table: done it, and fun. (''Cut to Sarah sitting on top of the washing machine.'') This is another fun place. Guess where I am. (''She jumps off and smacks the machine with her hand.'') Done the fun here too. Umm... and not with anyone else. (''She winks. Cut to Sarah standing in the bathroom with the shower running.'') Shower: done it, and always fun. (''She draws back the shower curtain.'') Got it? It's for fun. F... U... N. There's even some random study that says that animals do it for fun. The point is fun, not love. Here's the thing. The minute you attach a bunch of lame love feelings to sex, you really ruin all the fun. Worst case scenario: love leads to marriage, marriage is boring and totally bad for your health. Don't believe me? Ask my mom. Two other things can happen when you fall in love, and both suck. Either get your heart broken, or you can break someone else's heart. See? Both suck. Also, this [[Mr. Park Ranger|puppy dog crap]]? It's not helping us find [[Bree]]. I mean, you're just, you're so busy being all hurt that you're not of any use to us out there. We need you to think. We can't let the big, scary [[The Order|Order]] get Bree. So remember, (''cut to Sarah at the table'') whales, (''washing machine'') sheep, (''shower'') walruses, (''table'') giraffes, (''washing machine'') dolphins, it's for fun, Jonas. F... U... N.

==Notes==
*This is the first video that openly discusses sex.
*Unfortunately, Sarah ''does not'' blog a "Munching Performance Video" the following week.
*Although Sarah clearly believes that [[Relationships#Bree and Jonas|Jonas and Bree]] had sex, there is no actual evidence of this. In this video, she also seems to suggest that [[Relationships#Daniel and Sarah|she and Daniel]] have had sex, as she points out all the places where she's "had fun" around [[the rented cabin|the cabin]]. She could also simply be stating that she has had sex on a kitchen counter, a dining room table, etc., but not necessarily in the cabin or with Daniel.
*The "random study" that Sarah mentions could be Jonathan Balcombe's [http://www.pleasurablekingdom.com/ Pleasurable Kingdom], a book that discusses, among other things, how animals derive pleasure from sex.
*This is the third video in the [[lonelygirl15]] video series where a type of {{wikipedia|emoticon}} is in the title.
*If [[Jonas]] did have sex with [[Bree]], then he legally committed statutory rape (at a misdemeanor level), adding to the list of [[Crime Report|crimes]] that characters have committed. As defined by California Law, § 261.5. Unlawful sexual intercourse with person under 18; age of perpetrator; civil penalties: "(a) Unlawful sexual intercourse is an act of sexual intercourse accomplished with a person who is not the spouse of the perpetrator, if the person is a minor. For the purposes of this section, a "minor" is a person under the age of 18 years and an "adult" is a person who is at least 18 years of age. (b) Any person who engages in an act of unlawful sexual intercourse with a minor who is not more than three years older or three years younger than the perpetrator, is guilty of a ." [http://www.cga.ct.gov/2003/olrdata/jud/rpt/2003-R-0376.htm]
* Sarah's attitude towards sex could be regarded as a playful tool for female dominance. This is a very [[feminist themes|feminist]] approach.
* Sarah's spelling of "fun" at the end of the video could be a play on her telling Jonas "eff-you" or, "fuck you."

What Happened to Us???

2008-02-01T01:16:21Z

Boontok: corrected url

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 180
| image = 0180-DanielBeingWokenUp.jpg
| caption = Uuuhg, me no like!
| blogger = Daniel
| date = April 26th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|236}}
| forumid = 9368
| length = 1:33
| description = Jonas is having some flashbacks from our lost week in Vegas. He keeps trying to "recreate" the events. It's not working for me, but at least I get some sleep out of it.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[The bunker]]
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|lg15|danielbeast|bree|vegas|flashback|daniel|jonas|jonastko|alcohol}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Mesh Flinders
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Mesh Flinders and Miles Beckett
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| song = "Irish Dreams" by Kevin Schlanser

| cast =
{{VidChar|Daniel}}
{{VidChar|Jonas}}

| Previous = Quitting The Sauce
| Next = A Solid Lead
| NextB = What the F*@k???
| PreviousC = I Recognize Her!
}}
{{EpHeader|180}}

==Transcript==
(''Jonas is sitting in a bathtub'')

'''Jonas:''' Alright (''Clears throat''), welcome to my great experiment. (''Makes a noise that sounds like "Wa-na-na-nerr"'') Let me explain how this works before you turn the camera away.

'''Daniel:''' You mean how it doesn't work, definitely.

'''Jonas:''' Dude, (''Daniel laughs'') so how this works is that... I figure that in order to figure out what we need to remember in Vegas, we should recreate the whole thing. Kind of like when you lose your car keys, and you retrace your steps. Same principle.

'''Daniel:''' But with backdrops.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah. So anyways, we've done our best to recreate what it was like in that motel room.

'''Daniel:''' You sure you don't.... there is no way you're going to fall asleep.

(''Jonas shuts one eye and positions himself in the bathtub.'')

'''Jonas:''' I think it was like this. I think this is how I was... ow. Kind of a good night.

(''Cuts to Daniel lying on a bed'')

'''Daniel:''' So this is a horrible idea in the history of horrible ideas. But we have no other choice. We're out of ideas. So... what the heck. If nothing else, I can sleep a little bit.

(''Musical montage of Daniel attempting to fall asleep while "Mary Has a Little Lamb" plays in the background.'')

'''Jonas:''' Hey dude.

'''Daniel:''' Whaa?

'''Jonas:''' Wake up.

(''Jonas whistles and turns a light on. Daniel rubs his eyes.'')

'''Jonas:''' Rise and shine. So uh, I hit my head on the nozzle, and I can't remember anything. I'm kinda done with this experiment. How about you?

'''Daniel:''' I, uh, had a nice little nap. Some nice dreams... I think I'm gonna keep on experimenting, to be honest with you. (''He rolls over'') Get the lights, will you?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, alright. I'm gonna go try an' think of something else.

==Notes==
* Bree was notably absent from this video. The last time she was in a video with Daniel and Jonas was in [[About The Gun]], which was seven videos ago.

Quitting The Sauce

2008-02-01T01:02:49Z

Boontok: corrected url

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 179
| image = Jonas_daniel_hypnosis_quittingthesauce.JPG
| caption = Feel the tension...
| blogger = Daniel
| date = April 24th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|235}}
| forumid = 9295
| length = 4:41
| description = After my "stunning" performance on camera last Thursday, and logging into the chat room... well, I decided to clean up my act. It's not easy, and Jonas is also making me do an exercise routine.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[The bunker]]
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|lg15|danielbeast|bree|alcohol|daniel|jonas|jonastko|sleep}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Mesh Flinders
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Mesh Flinders and Miles Beckett
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| song =

| cast =
{{VidChar|Daniel}}
{{VidChar|Jonas}}

| Previous = Blog Girl
| Next = What Happened to Us???
| PreviousB = Apology Accepted?
| NextC = I Recognize Her!
}}
{{EpHeader|179}}

==Transcript==
(''Daniel sits on his bed in [[the bunker]], addressing the camera.'')

'''Daniel:''' All right... So... this is going to come as a shock to a lot of you guys, but, well, three days sober. I, uh, I really hit rock bottom with the whole drinking thing last week. Jonas showed me that video, and I was, I was pretty disgusted, but he's a good friend for doing it, I mean, I appreciate that. Uh, so, this weekend I, uh well, I put my life in his hands. Check it out.

(''Cut to Jonas and Daniel, outside doing push-ups. Jonas breezes right through them, while Daniel struggles through them slowly, with his knees almost touching the ground.'')

'''Jonas:''' (''counting the push-ups he does'') Two... three... four... come on! He's got his knees down! You know what they call those? Girl push-ups.

(''Cut to a shot of Daniel's legs wearing long black socks. As he does push-ups, either he or Jonas makes a growling noise. Then Daniel proceeds to do various stretching exercises.'')

'''Daniel:''' Just like the Karate Kid, baby!

'''Jonas:''' All right, let's go for the, let's go for the run, you don't need to see this.

(''Cut to a shot of Daniel "running" through grass. He stops and leans over, panting, then pulls up his socks.'')

'''Jonas:''' What is that a ti- are you taking a time out?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, time out, that's a good idea! (''He grunts.'') Scoot out of the way!

(''Cut back to Daniel in the bunker.'')

'''Daniel:''' I know, I know, you watched that video and all you noticed were my black socks. Whatever, it was laundry day. And the fact that he kicked my ass, but the truth is, I'm coming up in the world. He thinks he's [[Pop culture references#References to Books|Bruce Wayne]], but... you know I'm Batman. I think... one of the reasons I was abusing alcohol so much is because I was just angry all the time. And, uh, I was trying to figure out who I was angry at. First person I came up with was [[Alex]]. You know, she sucks. But you know who sucks more than her? [[The Order]]. So I decided to take all my energy and I was just shoving down those bottles and refocusing. I'm figuring a way to, well, if you're listening, take you down. My first task? That guy that [[Subjects Apprehended|kidnapped us]] in Vegas. Who was he? I mean, was he, was he part of the Order, or was he some rogue element as Alex, so determined he was? You know what, I'm even going to go as far as to let Jonas do some crazy (''he points to his head'') head experiments on me, let him get into my brain.

'''Jonas:''' Okay, so after a lot of extensive, thorough research, Beast has decided that the best technique for remembering what happened in Vegas is... hypnosis. Brings kind of a whole new meaning to what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. (''He and Daniel laugh.'')

'''Daniel:''' Dude, you gotta take this seriously. If I laugh, it's not going to work.

'''Jonas:''' I'll do my best, I'll do my best. All right, here we go, lights out. (''He reaches up and turns off the light.'') Step one: find a comfortable chair or couch to lay on where you won't be disturbed. Check. Step two: close your eyes. All right, close your eyes and empty your mind. And I want you to, I want you to feel the tension... in your neck...

'''Daniel:''' I don't know about that.

'''Jonas:''' Listen to my voice. Feel... now hold it.

'''Daniel & Jonas:''' 10... 9... 8... 7...

'''Jonas:''' Now, when I reach one... buddy, how do you feel?

(''Daniel rubs his eyes.'')

'''Daniel:''' What happened?

'''Jonas:''' Dude, all you remembered was Thursday night.

'''Daniel:''' (''Laughs'') Oh, that sucks.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah. I'm surprised it worked that much actually, but you know...

'''Daniel:''' Yeah?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah. You were talking about when uh... I was filming you and you were drunk and stuff. It was kind of funny.

'''Daniel:''' That's what I got? Wait a minute man, it will work.

(''Cuts to Jonas sitting in front of a computer.'')

'''Jonas:''' Alright, so we're pretty bummed and pissed off that the hypnosis thing didn't work. But uh, no big surprise there. I went online and did some research and there's really no proof that hypnosis is an effective way for memory retention. In fact, the whole field of memory retention is kind of bogus. I also found some interesting stuff about... how to retrieve memories and where it comes from. It comes from the part of the brain called the hippocampus. That's located in the temporal lobe. Which is located somewhere around here. (''Gestures'') It's all pretty complicated, but the thing is, the temporal lobe and the hippocantus are ''fundamental'' in trying to retrieve memories, as well as short-term memory loss. That's right up our alley. The thing is, we were drugged. We weren't really -- we didn't hit our heads, we didn't have any kind of head trauma, so it's a different thing. So... after hours and hours on the web researching and researching, I finally got the bright idea to maybe check out the forum at LG15.com. Idiot! Maybe I should have thought of that sooner. (''Calls loudly'') Daniel!

(''Cuts to Daniel's hands on a keyboard'')

'''Jonas:''' Let's check it out man. [[fan references|consideration and tenshiakui]], they found out what kinds of drug that we used. It's been right there... on the forum. I'm an idiot. Sodium thiopental.

'''Daniel:''' It doesn't look like it has a really flattering history. It's used on black Ops missions on POWs. It seems like nasty stuff.

'''Jonas:''' Well, the good news is is that it doesn't ''erase'' memory. And it also doesn't prevent you from going back and trying to recall what it is. But, the only problem is, we gotta figure out how to do that. Anyway...

==Notes==
*Daniel is wearing a shirt that says "Virginia is For Lovers"; perhaps this is LG15's way of paying homage to the {{wikipedia|Virginia_Tech_massacre|tragic events}} that occurred at Virginia Tech a week prior to the posting of this video. Also, Yousef is from Virginia, which is another possible explanation.
*Once again, Bree does not appear with Daniel and Jonas.
*POW stands for Prisoner of War.
*This is the third time Jonas has been [[Pop culture references#References to Books|referred]] to as Bruce Wayne.
*Its strange that the portion of the video where Daniel is hypnotized is cut out. One possible explanation for this is that Daniel might have said something during the hypnosis that Jonas didn't want to be on camera.
*Jonas mispronounced hippocampus at the 3:41 mark by saying "hippocantus".
*This is the second time that Daniel says he's done with [[inebriated|alcohol]].