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The Day of the Eternal Song

2008-05-05T22:56:29Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 230
| image = KM230-AngrySteve.jpg
| caption = Shove the Hymn of One up your arse!
| blogger = Julia
| date = 20080407
| url = {{KM|280}}
| forumid = 674
| length = 6:31
| description = Today was a really big day for Rupert and I felt so excited that he asked me to go along too. Unfortunately before the celebrations could even get started we were interrupted by an uninvited guest.
| location = [[Hymn of One recruitment centers#The Hymn of One London Centre|The Hymn of One London Centre]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Julia}}

| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| setprod = Louis Figgis
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Yusuf Pirhasan
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Lawrence Tallis
| story = Luke Hyams, Neil Mossey, and Lawrence Tallis
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan and John Palmer
| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Julia}}
{{VidChar|Hymn of One member|Yusuf Pirhasan}}
{{VidChar|Hymn of One member|KateModern cameos#Shuo Zhang{{!}}Shuo Zhang}}
{{VidChar|Hymn of One member|KateModern cameos#Liangjing Li{{!}}Liangjing Li}}
{{VidChar|Rupert Van Helden|Ronan Summers}}
{{VidChar|Hymn of One member|Louis Figgis}}
{{VidChar|Steve}}

| Previous = Precious Blood: 10:30PM
| Next = The Drugs Do Work
| PreviousB = Precious Blood: 1PM
| NextB = Mrs Van Helden?
| PreviousC = KateModern: Precious Blood Recap

| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
(''Julia is sitting on a toilet in the women's washroom''.)

'''Julia:''' Well... Everyone's secret's out. What a weekend. I think it's gonna take everyone a long time to get back to normal. I haven't been able to get hold of [[Charlie]] yet, so I hope she's okay. I imagine she's pretty freaked out by the whole thing. So Charlie, if you're watching, can you give me a bell? We need to talk.

I can tell you about Rupert now. I was a bit worried about everyone finding out, but... I think it's the best thing that could have happened. (''Grins''.) And I'm really happy. Rupert explained all the stuff with [[Kate]] and [[Terrence]] and the [[Watcher]] was nothing to do with the [[Hymn of One]]. And, I mean, that's obvious, isn't it?

Anyway, today is a really big day. Huge, in fact. Today is the Hymn of One's Day for Eternal Song. And I am here to help out, 'cause Rupert asked me, and he wants me to meet a few of his friends. Little bit nervous, if I'm honest. But, hey, if they're anything like Rupert, then I have nothing to worry about. Okay, let's go!

(''Julia exits the cubicle and walks over to the sinks. She sets the camera down on the counter and checks herself out in the mirror. Cut to Julia walking down the main hall in the Hymn of One Centre. Cut to Julia ascending the staircase to the second story''.)

'''Hymn of One member:''' Hi. You must be Julia. (''Shakes Julia's hand''.)

'''Julia:''' Hi, nice to meet you.

'''Hymn of One member:''' Nice to meet you.

(''Julia continues up the stairs. She enters the main room, where Rupert and several more Hymn of One members are preparing for the day. Julia walks toward Rupert and is greeted by two girls''.)

'''Hymn of One member:''' (''Extends her hand''.) Hi. Very nice to meet you.

'''Julia:''' Um, nice to meet you. Yeah.

'''Hymn of One member:''' Very nice to meet you. (''Shakes Julia's hand''.)

'''Julia:''' Oh, you, too. Take care.

'''Rupert:''' --absolutely imperative that we get to these people before it's too late. There's a lot of people-

'''Julia:''' Um, hi; sorry. Hi.

'''Rupert:''' (''Smiles at Julia''.) Hey. This is her.

'''Hymn of One member:''' Okay.

'''Rupert:''' Uh... Um, do we- Do we really need the camera in here today?

'''Julia:''' Well, honey, I-I wanted to document the event to show everyone how normal you are.

'''Rupert:''' (''Smiles''.) Didn't I tell you she was great? Look, I need my suit in the next hour; so can you get on that straight away? (''The Hymn of One member nods''.) Yep? (''Slaps him on the back''.)

'''Hymn of One member:''' Cool.

'''Rupert:''' Thank you. (''Turns to Julia''.)

'''Julia:''' Oh, honey, I missed you. (''Julia and Rupert hug''.)

'''Rupert:''' You, too. (''Kisses Julia''.) Nice to see you.

'''Julia:''' Good luck today.

'''Rupert:''' Okay. (''Kisses Julia''.)

(''Cut to Rupert walking behind a table covered with glasses filled with different juices, practicing his lecture. The two girls are helping to decorate, and speak Mandarin to each other. The other Hymn of One member in the room adjusts the chairs to be perfectly aligned. Cut to the girls decorating and then back to Rupert practicing his lecture''.)

'''Julia:''' Honey, why don't you say a little something?

'''Rupert:''' Yeah. Yeah, why not? Um... Okay, guys, everyone, can you gather round, please? Want to have a quick word. (''The Hymn of One members assemble in front of Rupert''.) Hey. Um, okay. Well, first, thank you all for coming down and helping out on today. It is the most joyous day in the Hymn of One calendar, so good job for coming down. Um, but if you guys are just here to see [[Precious Blood: 12PM|me in my silk boxers]] again, then you're gonna be very mistaken. (''One of the girls laughs''.) Okay? I'm wearing briefs today.

Um... Seriously, though. Uh, I really do appreciate all of you, um, giving me your support, but I feel like there's a few things that I need to explain to the Hymn of One members. Um, I realize that many of you will have heard me preaching about the virtues of abstinence, and I realize that there are probably those amongst you who think that my behaviour was... dispicable. Hypocritical, at best. Um... And given what you know, you'd be perfectly within your rights to think that. However, there is something else that I did want to share with you guys today.

'''Steve:''' Yeah, I'll bet there is.

(''Everyone turns to find Steve entering the room''.)

'''Rupert:''' Steve. Well, guys, this really is a great day! I mean, a-a lost sheep has returned to the flock in time for the celebration.

'''Steve:''' No, I don't think so, Rupert. I'm not one of your sheep.

'''Rupert:''' Oh, Steve, I didn't mean it-

'''Steve:''' No. I'm not one of your flock any more! Blindly following you around, believing everything you say.

'''Rupert:''' (''Laughs''.) Hang on a minute...

'''Steve:''' You're all fools. I can't believe it's taken me so long to realize, but I've finally seen the light now. Don't you worry about that.

'''Rupert:''' Now, hang on. This is completely out of order.

'''Steve:''' Out of order? I'll tell you what's out of order! (''A Hymn of One member moves to stop Steve, but Rupert blocks him''.) Feeding people lies! Preying on their vulnerabilities! And stopping people living their lives!

'''Rupert:''' Now, hang on, that is enough! Alright? If you don't want to be here and be part of our joy, then that is one thing, but-

'''Steve:''' Oh, shut up! You smug, pious hypocrite! Did you know that while your esteemed speaker was preaching abstinence, he was having it off with a TV presenter? (''Points at Julia''.)

'''Julia:''' Now, hold on!

'''Rupert:''' Come on, if you will just hear me out-

'''Steve:''' No, look- I have heard enough. I came here today to tell you to stick your Hymn of One and your stupid special day up your arse.

'''Rupert:''' Oh, please, this is a place of worship!

(''Steve laughs and backs toward the door''.)

'''Rupert:''' Steve!

'''Steve:''' Piss off. (''Exits''.)

(''Julia pans back to Rupert looking stunned''.)

'''Rupert:''' Um... Well! I mean, i-if there's ever a warning for people not doing psychotropic drugs before breakfast, then... then that's it. (''The Hymn of One members look at Rupert accusingly''.) Right. Um... Where was I?

==Notes==
*With this video comes a new subtitle for the series, "In the Name of KateModern" now that we already know who committed the crime.

*This video marks one of the rare times that a Hymn of One member uses a non-music metaphor. Rupert calls Steve ''"a lost sheep"'' that has ''"returned to the flock,"'' which is a visual usually associated with Christian teachings.

*In a newer blog from Steve via his Bebo page, on April 11th he writes the following under the title "[http://www.bebo.com/BlogView.jsp?MemberId=4559170159&BlogId=6339609925 Changes]":

:''"This is to let everyone know that I am officially done with the Hymn of One. The whole organisation is a scam designed to control people's mind's and milk them out of their cash. Rupert Van Helden is pious hypocrite and deserves to exposed for the charlatan that he is. I'm gonna make it my mission to do so. To anyone who still believes in the Hymn of Nonsense: Open your eyes. Get out whilst you still have some brain left."''

Precious Blood: 9PM

2008-05-05T22:37:37Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 227
| image = KM227-Troops.jpg
| caption = That's right, troops! Time to scramble!
| blogger = Lee
| date = 20080405
| url = {{KM|276}}
| forumid = 667
| length = 2:13
| description = Me (Lee!) to the rescue! Thanks for everyone in the chat who helped to solve the puzzle!!!
| location = [[KateModern minor locations#Steve's flat|Outside Steve's flat]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Lee}}

| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| setprod = Louis Figgis
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Yusuf Pirhasan
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Lawrence Tallis
| story = Luke Hyams, Neil Mossey, and Lawrence Tallis
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan and John Palmer
| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Lee}}
{{VidChar|Steve}}
{{VidChar|Gavin}}
{{VidChar|Lauren|Emma Pollard}}

| Previous = Precious Blood: 8PM
| Next = Precious Blood: 10PM
| PreviousB = The Easter Party
| NextB =

| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
'''Lee:''' Oh, this is bad. My [[Bebo]] friends have figured out [[Terrence]] is at Gavin's [[Aunt Joan's house|Auntie Joan's house]]. I can't get hold of him at all! But, luckily, when I inherited [[JustIncredible.TV|JTV]] I found out a few things, like [[Justin]] had an online tracking device attached to all of his staff's mobile phones so he knew where we were at all times. Though he's pretty weird, isn't he? Anyway, looks like Gavin's on his way to Steve's house, which means he's seen the video. Which is not good. Oh, look. St-Steve! Steve!

(''Lee crosses the street to meet Steve, who is coming out of his building.''.)

'''Gavin:''' Oi! Oi!

(''The camera pans to show Gavin and Lauren running down the street''.)

'''Lauren:''' Gavin, leave it!

'''Gavin:''' You slimy little fucker! (''Pins Steve against the wall''.)

'''Steve:''' No! We can't do this now, alright?

'''Gavin:''' Yeah? Well that's funny, because it looks like we already are, doesn't it?

'''Lee:''' No, Gavin, he's right!

'''Gavin:''' Oh, yeah. Yeah, like I'm the bad guy, am I again? Surprise, sur-fucking-prise! (''Pushes Steve against the wall''.)

'''Lee:''' No, Gavin, it's Terrence! He's at your [[Joan|Auntie Joan]]'s house; he's got [[Charlie]]!

'''Gavin:''' What?

'''Steve:''' It's true.

'''Gavin:''' Shutup, you! What you talking about?

'''Lee:''' Terrence has [[Precious Blood: 8PM|kidnapped Charlie]]; he's at your Auntie Joan's house.

'''Gavin:''' (''Releases Steve''.) Why? What's he doing there?

'''Lee:''' I don't know, but we've got to go there now!

'''Lauren:''' Come on, then.

'''Steve:''' Here, let's take Charlie's car. She left the keys at mine. (''Motions the way to the car''.) This way.

'''Gavin:''' (''Grabs the keys out of Steve's hand''.) Give me the keys.

'''Steve:''' Okay. Oh, wait! It's this way. Come on. (''Runs down the street''.) Let's go!

(''Everyone runs after Steve and hops into Charlie's [[KateModern product placement|Aygo]]. Gavin pulls away and speeds away. Several shots are shown of Gavin speeding while everyone else remains silent''.)

'''Gavin:''' (''Following other cars in a roundabout''.) Come on...

(''Lee turns the camera to Lauren''.)

'''Lee:''' Um, uh, I'm Lee, by the way. Uh, don't think we've met.

'''Lauren:''' Hi.

'''Lee:''' Uh, you might recognize me from programs such as SpirituaLee, or from Artifact or Crap, In Fact. (''Lauren nods, annoyed''.)

'''Steve:''' Look, Lee, I-I don't think this is the time, do you?

'''Gavin:''' Oh, yeah, you can shut up, Cult Boy.

'''Steve:''' Hey! Now come on, Gavin, this isn't fair.

'''Gavin:''' Don't! ''Don't''! Don't try and explain, alright? Don't even try! You knew what she meant to me, so just- don't. Let's just get there.

(''Lee zooms in on the speedometer, showing Gavin driving at around 60 km/h. Cut to Steve looking worried''.)

==Notes==
*Lee introduces himself to Lauren, but it is also the first time he has met Steve.

What Does Patricia Know?

2008-05-04T20:10:41Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 169
| image = KM0170-CrazedTariq.jpg
| caption = I'm not putting it back in!
| blogger = Charlie
| date = 20080130
| url = {{KM|197}}
| forumid = 554
| length = 1:33
| description = I can’t believe Patricia was with Kate that night. It makes me wonder exactly what her role in all this has really been.
| location = [[Gavin and Charlie's flat]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Charlie}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Yusuf Pirhasan and Luke Taylor{{!}}Yusuf Pirhasan and Luke Taylor (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Neil Mossey
| story = Luke Hyams, Neil Mossey, and Lawrence Tallis
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =

| cast =
{{VidChar|Steve}}
{{VidChar|Charlie}}
{{VidChar|Kate}}
{{VidChar|Patricia|T'Nia Miller}}
{{VidChar|Tariq}}

| Previous = Man on a Mission
| Next = Don't Bring The Goons
| PreviousB = Help, I Need Somebody!

| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
(''Steve and Charlie are watching the [[Man on a Mission|surveillance footage]] from the internet café''.)

'''Steve:''' Sorry I couldn't run off a proper copy.

'''Charlie:''' Oh, it's alright, it's going through okay on here. Thanks for bringing it over.

'''Steve:''' I just don't know what she's doing with her. I was convinced it was gonna be [[Michelle Clore|Clore]]. Did you try Patricia again?

'''Charlie:''' Yeah, but it just goes straight through to voicemail. If I hear another "Hi, this is Patricia Neilson" again, I'm gonna scream.

(''The doorbell rings and Charlie sounds irritated as she gets up''.)

'''Steve:''' Have I left enough room on?

'''Charlie:''' Hold this.

(''Charlie hands the camera to Steve and goes to the door. Steve turns the camera back to the laptop and shows a close up of Patricia in the video as Charlie opens the door in the background''.)

'''Tariq:''' That bloody woman.

'''Steve:''' Oh, no...

'''Tariq:''' You know where she is, Charlie? You might as well tell me, I've seen it.

(''Tariq and Charlie come in. Tariq sees Steve and looks at Charlie accusingly''.)

'''Tariq:''' Great! Earl Spencer's making videos now is it?

'''Charlie:''' Hey, Tariq, please-

'''Steve:''' Hey, now, now, come on.

'''Charlie:''' HEY! (''Pulls Tariq back''.)

'''Tariq:''' He's here to do something useful, isn't he?

'''Charlie:''' TARIQ! Tariq!

'''Steve:''' Hey!

'''Charlie:''' Tariq, just leave it.

'''Steve:''' Calm down, huh?

'''Charlie:''' Just back off.

'''Steve:''' I'm onto it. What have ''you'' been doing?

(''Tariq walks over to the couch''.)

'''Tariq:''' Flipping reporter. I couldn't avoid her the other weekend.

'''Charlie:''' Well, none of us can get hold of her now. Guys, this is stupid; look at you! Murder? You couldn't! Either of you! I know you didn't do it. Look, we've got to work together on this one. We've got to stick together. There's so much ground to cover. Can you please put your boys back in your pants and just call it a truce?

'''Tariq:''' (''Looks irritated at Steve''.) Is it back in?

'''Steve:''' (''Pans the camera down to his pants''.) Yeah... Truce?

'''Tariq:''' Truce.

==Notes==
*Tariq's Earl Spencer remark is sarcastic allusion to Steve's speech in [[Kate's Memorial Service]]. Earl Spencer was Princess Diana's brother, and gave a fitting eulogy at her funeral.

It's Hymn!

2008-05-04T19:16:19Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 163
| image = Sophie2.jpg
| caption = Why isn't anyone staying in jail?
| blogger = Sophie
| date = 20080123
| url = {{KM|191}}
| forumid = 544
| length = 2:49
| description = I went to the Hymn of One HQ and found more than I bargained for. What a crazy couple of weeks!
| location = [[Hymn of One recruitment centers#The Hymn of One London Centre|The Hymn of One London Centre]]
| tags = {{tags|KateModern|LG15|lonelygirl15|Sophie}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| pc = Claire Finbow
| ic = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Meryl Iona Edwards
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Lawrence Tallis
| story = Luke Hyams, Neil Mossey, and Lawrence Tallis
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =

| cast =
{{VidChar|Sophie}}
{{VidChar|Steve}}
| Previous = 33 DAYS TILL LAUNCH!!
| Next = Internet Celebrity Revealed
| PreviousB = East London
| NextB = Who Killed Kate?

| KM = yes
}}
==Transcript==
'''Sophie:''' Hey. So, my [[East London|trip to see Charlie]] didn't exactly go as planned, and now I'm more confused than ever. Gav's out of prison, and apparently [[the Order]] shot down the whole case.

Speaking of the Order... I can't stop thinking about that [[Hymn of One]] logo at the scene. I mean, did someone do it to try and implicate them? Or... did [[Kate]] draw it to show that they were involved? Or... I've heard people saying that it might have been, like, a ritualistic killing. Oh, it's so horrible; the whole thing just gives me the creeps! But I've got to find out more.

I'm gonna go to the Hymn of One headquarters and see if I can find out some more information.

(''Shots of Sophie walking are shown, and she finally ends at the Hymn of One London Centre''.)

'''Sophie:''' Well, this is the place. I found one of their flyers. (''Gets out a flyer and shows it in front of the camera''.) It says there's a meeting here today, starting at half-five. So I'm gonna try and have a look around before it starts and then... maybe hang around for the meeting. (''Heads toward the stairs''.)

'''Steve:''' I don't think that's a good idea. (''Appears in front of Sophie''.)

'''Sophie:''' Steve! Jesus, you scared me!

'''Steve:''' Tend not to use the "J" word around here, if you don't mind?

'''Sophie:''' Oh, yeah. Of course; sorry. What are you ''doing'' here? I thought you'd been [[Prime Suspect|arrested]]?

'''Steve:''' Yeah, I had. But now I've been released. That's what happens when you get arrested despite there being no evidence against you. And there's no evidence against me because I had absolutely nothing to do with it. They just-... They questioned me for a bit, and they- they had to let me go.

'''Sophie:''' Oh. Right. I mean, I didn't really think you could do something like that. I-

'''Steve:''' Of course I couldn't. My god, as if this isn't hard enough as it is!

'''Sophie:''' I know. I'm sorry. Look, Steve, I'm just trying to find out what happened. Why do you think there was a Hymn of One symbol at the scene?

'''Steve:''' I don't know! Look, I- I'm just- I just want to put a few really savage weeks behind me and go to a meeting, okay?

(''Steve walks toward the stairs and then stops and turns back to Sophie''.)

'''Steve:''' If you really want answers, then maybe you would do just as well to come inside. Find out yourself.

(''Steve walks inside''.)

'''Sophie:''' Think he might be right about that.

==Notes==
*Sophie and Steve are wearing [[cap]]s.
*The title is a pun of the words him and hymn.
*Half-five means 4:30, or half an hour to five o'clock.
*Steve tells Sophie to avoid the "J" word (Jesus) around the HoO. This either means that the HoO doesn't like when other religions are spoken of or they are offended by the word itself.