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Touch the Toyota

2008-02-29T17:49:19Z

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| caption = Michelle Clore is in Edinburgh?!
| blogger = Julia
| date = February 29th, 2008
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| length = 2:09
| description = My best idea ever... completely ruined!
| location = [[JTV road trip locations#Edinburgh|Edinburgh]]
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==Transcript==
'''Julia:''' (''On the phone''.) Hello? Yes, I've been on hold for five minutes. No, I don't want the telephone number; I need the address. Now.

'''Lee:''' (''Running over''.) I've got one, I've got one.

'''Gavin:''' Great, great, great. Give it here; gimme it.

'''Lee:''' Yeah. (''Hands Gavin a map''.)

'''Gavin:''' Uh...

'''Julia:''' (''On the phone''.) Hello?

'''Gavin:''' A street map of Edinburgh, not Glasgow! (''Smacks Lee with the map''.)

'''Lee:''' Well- Ow.

'''Gavin:''' Go. Go and get a map. Go and get a map! (''Lee runs away''.) So- So here we are in Edinburgh, and, uh, as usual, everything's gone tits-up. And- Where do I begin? Um... (''Cut to a shot of numerous people standing around Charlie's [[KM Product placement|Aygo]], with their hand on it''.) Okay, uh- uh Julia was trying to run some s-stupid competition, uh, to give away, uh, Charlie's car.

'''Lee:''' Okay, Julia, I think I've got it now.

'''Julia:''' You say we're gonna make [[JustIncredible.TV]]'s visit to Edinburgh unforgettable.

'''Lee:''' Unforgettable, yeah.

'''Julia:''' "Welcome to 'Touch the Toyota'!"

'''Lee:''' The Toyota!

'''Julia:''' "We're in Edinburgh, and we're gonna be giving away this beautiful Aygo by Toyota."

'''Lee:''' Woohoo!

'''Julia:''' Yes, Lee, you may say "woohoo", but one of these lucky Edinburians is gonna be walking away with this Aygo courtesy of JustIncredible.TV. Touch the Toyota. The last person standing, touching the car, wins. Yeah?

'''Gavin:''' Tell me you're not doing what I think you're doing.

'''Julia:''' Gav, it's cool.

'''Gavin:''' Does Charlie know about this?

'''Lee:''' No, it's okay; we phoned [[Justin]] and he said he's gonna buy her a brand new one when we get back.

'''Gavin:''' Oh, right, so the man who won't even stump up a single hotel room is now gonna buy Charlie a brand new car?

'''Lee:''' Yeah. Said he's gonna buy us tickets home, as well. (''Julia takes the camera''.) Said he'll reimburse us when we get back.

'''Gavin:''' You know what? You're mental - both of you. Anyway, you can't give it away; she's already given it a name.

'''Lee:''' (''Cut to Charlie approaching the car, reading a newspaper''.) Yeah, but when I was little and my goldfish died, my mum just bought me a new one and we called it the same name. (''Charlie gets in her car''.) She can just do that, can't she? No, Ch-

'''Julia:''' Ch-Charlie!

'''Lee:''' Charlie, there-

'''Gavin:''' See, I told you.

'''Julia:''' What are you doing?

'''Female contestant:''' What's she doing?

'''Lee:''' No, Charlie, you're on camera- (''Charlie revs the engine and honks the horn''.) Charlie- Charlie, stop.

'''Julia:''' Charlie! What are you doing?

(''Charlie drives away''.)

'''Julia:''' We were giving it away, Charlie.

'''Female contestant 2:''' Are they having a bloody laugh? There's no ''way'' they can get away with this.

(''Julia and Lee approach Gavin, who is reading the newspaper Charlie had''.)

'''Julia:''' What's it say, Gav?

'''Male contestant:''' I came all the way from Newcastle for this.

'''Julia:''' What's it say?

'''Gavin:''' "[[Michelle Clore]] exhibits the work of recently deceased digital artist [[Kate|Kate Strathcorran]]."

'''Female contestant:''' 'Scuse me, you pulling one over on us?

'''Gavin:''' We've got to get over there right now! (''Hands the newspaper and his coffee to Lee''.) My god, Charlie. We've got to get there. (''Runs down the street''.)

'''Female contestant:''' What?

(''Lee runs after Gavin''.)

'''Male contestant 2:''' What's going on?

'''Male contestant:''' I've been here six hours!

'''Julia:''' Touch that other car and, uh, we'll be right back. (''Runs after Lee and Gavin''.) Cheers!

'''Male contestant 2:''' Hey, come back! Come back here!

(''Cut to Gavin back in the street from the beginning of the video''.)

'''Gavin:''' Michelle Clore is in Edinburgh.

'''Lee:''' Gav!

'''Gavin:''' Yes, yes. (''Takes the map from Lee''.)

'''Lee:''' Edinburgh.

'''Gavin:''' O-okay, okay. (''Struggles trying to open the map''.) Open it, open it, open it! (''Looks at Julia's phone''.) Okay, okay. (''Gav looks at the opened map''.) Uh... (''Pointing at the map''.) It's only here. It's round the corner. Come on!

(''The three start running down the street''.)

==Notes==
*This gameshow concept rarely is a winning idea; there have been instances of the "touch" concept going on for days, for highly sought-after items.

The Road to Manchester

2008-02-26T14:25:36Z

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==Transcript==
(''Charlie, Gavin, Julia, and Lee are packed into Charlie's [[KM Product placement|Aygo]], heading out of London''.)

'''Gavin:''' Madame Tussauds.

'''Lee:''' Is that a brothel?

'''Gavin:''' Yes, Lee, it's a brothel. It's a big wax brothel. Here we go, down the A40.

'''Julia:''' Woo!

'''Charlie:''' I go straight here...

'''Gavin:''' We're getting out of London! Here we go!

(''The car passes under a sign and Gavin claps. Cut to Gavin struggling with a road map outside of the car. Cut to Gavin sleeping on Julia's shoulder. His head slips lower until it gets close to her breast, and she smacks his head away. Cut to Julia taking lunch boxes out of a bag. She hands one to Lee''.)

'''Julia:''' Give that to Charlie?

'''Lee:''' That can't have peanut butter, or else I'm dead.

'''Gavin:''' Well, that- that'd be a real shame. Tragic.

(''Cut to Gavin sleeping while Julia begins wrapping gauze around his head. Cut to Charlie smiling in the rear-view mirror at Julia, who has Gavin's head completely covered in gauze. Julia puts bandages over Gavin's nose and mouth. Cut to Gavin looking wildly around, still in the gauze. He rips the gauze off of his head and everyone laughs. Cut to a shot of outside at sundown. Cut to a shot of Manchester''.)

'''Gavin:''' This is Manchester! I'm coming home! Oh, honestly, when you see my mates from home, they'll- they'll letch. You'll love 'em.

(''Cut to Lee standing by a table at the back of Charlie's car, wearing a pair of guitar sunglasses''.)

'''Lee:''' Hello there, and welcome to Artifacts or Crap, In Fact! Our antiques roadshow where people on the street must identify our priceless piece of Manchurian Memorabilia from amongst our table of tat. Will you be able to tell the difference between Morrissey's library card and my Morrisons card? Do you know your Oasis from your Topshop? If you do, you could be in line to win a stackload of cash as we take our antiques to auction! Let's meet the contestants!

(''Lee motions and the camera pans to across the street, where a bunch of elderly women are walking.'')

'''Lee:''' Hey. You don't think it's a bit dodgy, do you? Scouser in Manchester, surrounded by all of these tough-looking Mankyunions. I might get battered! (''Laughs''.)

'''Julia:''' I think you'll be fine.

'''Lee:''' Yeah, well, don't think I'm gonna get beaten up by Gavin's mates, though, do you?

'''Gavin:''' Yeah, sure.

'''Lee:''' Oh, come on, Gavin, tell everybody why I'm not gonna get beaten up by your mates.

'''Gavin:''' I mean it, Lee, sure, seriously.

'''Lee:''' Oh, god. The ''reason'' why I am not going to be beaten up by Gavin's mates is because none of them have shown up! (''Laughs''.)

'''Gavin:''' Alright. Cheers, mate.

'''Lee:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or maybe he made them all up as well, eh? You got no mates up here, either, Gavin.

'''Gavin:''' Alright, it's not actually ''my'' fault there's no one here. Blame the producer.

'''Julia:''' Oh, shutup, Gavin!

'''Gavin:''' Yeah?

'''Lee:''' No, come on, Julia, if we had have gone to Liverpool like I said, all of my friends and family would have turned up.

'''Gavin:''' Yeah, only because they'd be trying to nick all the stuff.

'''Julia:''' Oh, come on, children, put your donnies back in the pram. Gavin, help him with his mike, will you? Charlie, you know this is gonna be a nightmare with these two all week.

(''Charlie looks at her watch as loud banging is heard from behind the camera. Julia turns around to find Gavin attacking Lee, with the table of items knocked onto the sidewalk''.)

'''Julia:''' Oh! Oi! What is th- Charlie, take the (inaudible)

'''Charlie:''' Okay.

(''Gavin has Lee in a headlock as Julia approaches them''.)

'''Julia:''' What have you done?

'''Gavin:''' (''Looks at the broken table and items''.) Well it was a stupid idea for a show, anyway. (''Lets Lee go''.)

'''Julia:''' Thanks, Gavin.

'''Gavin:''' Well it was, wasn't it?

(''Julia picks up the broken pieces of a cookie jar''.)

'''Julia:''' You've broken Mick Hucknall's cookie jar. (''Gavin and Lee laugh''.) It's not funny! This cost a lot.

'''Gavin:''' (inaudible)

'''Julia:''' (''Threatens Gavin with a shard from the jar''.) Don't push it!

'''Charlie:''' Right, just leave it. Let's go.

==Notes==
*This video reveals that Lee has an allergic reaction to peanut butter.
*{{Wikipedia|Madame_Tussauds|Madame Tussauds}} is a famous wax museum in London, with many branches elsewhere in the world. Lee likely asks whether it is a brothel due to having "Madame" in the name.
*{{Wikipedia|Morrissey}}, {{Wikipedia|Oasis_(band)|Oasis}} and {{Wikipedia|Mick_Hucknall}} and are famous musical acts from Manchester.
*The phrase "put your donnies back in the pram" means "put your hands back in the stroller", emphasizing that Julia thinks Gavin and Lee are acting like babies.

The Road to Manchester

2008-02-26T14:22:07Z

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| date = February 25th, 2008
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==Transcript==
(''Charlie, Gavin, Julia, and Lee are packed into Charlie's [[KM Product placement|Aygo]], heading out of London''.)

'''Gavin:''' Madame Tussauds.

'''Lee:''' Is that a brothel?

'''Gavin:''' Yes, Lee, it's a brothel. It's a big wax brothel. Here we go, down the A40.

'''Julia:''' Woo!

'''Charlie:''' I go straight here...

'''Gavin:''' We're getting out of London! Here we go!

(''The car passes under a sign and Gavin claps. Cut to Gavin struggling with a road map outside of the car. Cut to Gavin sleeping on Julia's shoulder. His head slips lower until it gets close to her breast, and she smacks his head away. Cut to Julia taking lunch boxes out of a bag. She hands one to Lee''.)

'''Julia:''' Give that to Charlie?

'''Lee:''' That can't have peanut butter, or else I'm dead.

'''Gavin:''' Well, that- that'd be a real shame. Tragic.

(''Cut to Gavin sleeping while Julia begins wrapping gauze around his head. Cut to Charlie smiling in the rear-view mirror at Julia, who has Gavin's head completely covered in gauze. Julia puts bandages over Gavin's nose and mouth. Cut to Gavin looking wildly around, still in the gauze. He rips the gauze off of his head and everyone laughs. Cut to a shot of outside at sundown. Cut to a shot of Manchester''.)

'''Gavin:''' This is Manchester! I'm coming home! Oh, honestly, when you see my mates from home, they'll- they'll letch. You'll love 'em.

(''Cut to Lee standing by a table at the back of Charlie's car, wearing a pair of guitar sunglasses''.)

'''Lee:''' Hello there, and welcome to Artifacts or Crap, In Fact! Our antiques roadshow where people on the street must identify our priceless piece of Manchurian Memorabilia from amongst our table of tat. Will you be able to tell the difference between Morrissey's library card and my Morrisons card? Do you know your Oasis from your Topshop? If you do, you could be in line to win a stackload of cash as we take our antiques to auction! Let's meet the contestants!

(''Lee motions and the camera pans to across the street, where a bunch of elderly women are walking.'')

'''Lee:''' Hey. You don't think it's a bit dodgy, do you? Scouser in Manchester, surrounded by all of these tough-looking Mankyunions. I might get battered! (''Laughs''.)

'''Julia:''' I think you'll be fine.

'''Lee:''' Yeah, well, don't think I'm gonna get beaten up by Gavin's mates, though, do you?

'''Gavin:''' Yeah, sure.

'''Lee:''' Oh, come on, Gavin, tell everybody why I'm not gonna get beaten up by your mates.

'''Gavin:''' I mean it, Lee, sure, seriously.

'''Lee:''' Oh, god. The ''reason'' why I am not going to be beaten up by Gavin's mates is because none of them have shown up! (''Laughs''.)

'''Gavin:''' Alright. Cheers, mate.

'''Lee:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or maybe he made them all up as well, eh? You got no mates up here, either, Gavin.

'''Gavin:''' Alright, it's not actually ''my'' fault there's no one here. Blame the producer.

'''Julia:''' Oh, shutup, Gavin!

'''Gavin:''' Yeah?

'''Lee:''' No, come on, Julia, if we had have gone to Liverpool like I said, all of my friends and family would have turned up.

'''Gavin:''' Yeah, only because they'd be trying to nick all the stuff.

'''Julia:''' Oh, come on, children, put your donnies back in the pram. Gavin, help him with his mike, will you? Charlie, you know this is gonna be a nightmare with these two all week.

(''Charlie looks at her watch as loud banging is heard from behind the camera. Julia turns around to find Gavin attacking Lee, with the table of items knocked onto the sidewalk''.)

'''Julia:''' Oh! Oi! What is th- Charlie, take the (inaudible)

'''Charlie:''' Okay.

(''Gavin has Lee in a headlock as Julia approaches them''.)

'''Julia:''' What have you done?

'''Gavin:''' (''Looks at the broken table and items''.) Well it was a stupid idea for a show, anyway. (''Lets Lee go''.)

'''Julia:''' Thanks, Gavin.

'''Gavin:''' Well it was, wasn't it?

(''Julia picks up the broken pieces of a cookie jar''.)

'''Julia:''' You've broken Mick Hucknall's cookie jar. (''Gavin and Lee laugh''.) It's not funny! This cost a lot.

'''Gavin:''' (inaudible)

'''Julia:''' (''Threatens Gavin with a shard from the jar''.) Don't push it!

'''Charlie:''' Right, just leave it. Let's go.

==Notes==
*This video reveals that Lee has an allergic reaction to peanut butter.
*{{Wikipedia|Madame_Tussauds|Madame Tussauds}} is a famous wax museum in London, with many branches elsewhere in the world. Lee likely asks whether it is a brothel due to having "Madame" in the name.
*Both {{Wikipedia|Morrissey}} and {{Wikipedia|Oasis_(band)|Oasis}} are famous musical acts from Manchester.
*The phrase "put your donnies back in the pram" means "put your hands back in the stroller", emphasizing that Julia thinks Gavin and Lee are acting like babies.