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School's Out

2007-11-01T15:55:29Z

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{{Blog
| name = School’s Out
| number = 335
| image = 0335-DelMundoHatesDaniel.jpg
| caption = It'll make you go blind too, Daniel.
| blogger = Daniel
| date = October 31st, 2007
| url = {{lg15|410}}
| forumid = 14768
| length = 1:47
| description = So I tried to get back into class, but... Well, you'll
see.
| location = Professor DelMundo's Office, [[The rented house]]
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|lg15|danielbeast|daniel|jonas|jonastko|soccerstar|hymnofone|order}}



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{{EpHeader|335|School’s Out}} This video is correctly called "School’s Out", with a punctuation apostrophe ('''’''') instead of a typewriter apostrophe - it resides here for easier accessibility.

==Transcript==
{{transcript incomplete}}

==Notes==
* The "masturbate on YouTube" comment from Professor DelMundo (which means "of the world" in Spanish) may be a dig at the [[WeepingWillow17]] spoof of lonelygirl15 done by the television show Law & Order, where in one scene a film professor berated a student called "Miles" for the "visual masturbation" of his editing style: {{youtube|eBoUBe4yqLw|Clip criticizing "Miles"}}
* Professor DelMundo is played by [[Marcello Daciano]], who has directed many lonelygirl15 videos. Thus, he is poking at himself by criticizing Daniel.

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Remember Them?

2007-08-19T11:19:34Z

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{{Blog
| name = Remember Them?
| number = 0265
| image = 0265-JonasParents.jpg
| caption = You know I'm lactose intolerant, woman!!!
| blogger = LaRezisto
| date = August 18th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|333}}
| forumid = 13389
| length = 1:36
| description = Jonas, pay attention to what you see.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
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| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|bree|danielbeast|daniel|jonastko|order|resistance|soccerstar4ever}}


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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred sixty-fifth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the ninth video of season two.

==Transcript==
''Rock music is playing. Я! flashes on the screen. Static is heard. The word secret is shown. Images of construction? is shown through a night vision camera. Rock music ends, and soft elevator-sort of music plays. During this period, images of people places models inside a couch. Ominous music blends in as Jonas's parents are shown carrying a boxes. They are shown having breakfast.''

'''Romanian voice:''' Gaseste-ne. Cauta... ''Find us. Look for...''

'''Romanian voice:''' Acest cuplu fericit se bucura de o noua china. ''This happy couple is excited about a new breakfast.''

'''Female voice:''' Another family brunch.

'''Spanish voice:''' Es importante para ellos que comen juntos. ''...It's important for them to eat together.''

'''Female voice:''' The wife has prepared her husband’s favorite...

'''Romanian voice:''' Sunca cu brinza, felul preferat al sotul. ''Ham and cheese, her husband's favorite dish.'' Ei sint imagina perfecta al vietei [inaudible]. ''They are the perfect image of [suburban?] life.''

'''Female voice:''' Suburban content.

''Images of models and people inside a home in the 50's. A child is shown.''

'''Spanish voice:'''...(alguien) nos espera. Algo pasa...Ellos. Just. ''Someone awaits us. Something's happening...Them. Just.''

''Clips from the 50's are shown.'''

'''Female voice:''' Jonas.

'''Romanian voice:''' Tu recunosti acesti oameni? ''Do you recognize these people?''

'''Female voice:''' They do not recognize you...Nor do they have any memory...

'''Spanish voice:''' No tienen cualquier memoria de usted. ''They don't have any memory of you.''

'''Female voice:''' ...And yet, we know you recognize...

'''Romanian voice:''' Noi stim ca tu sti acesti oameni. ''We know that you know these people.''

''Images of a child running and laughing. A silhouette of a man in front of green static. Images of the consequence of a nuclear bomb, such as cars and houses exploding.''

'''Spanish voice:''' Agarre los pedazos. ''Gather the pieces.''

'''Female voice:''' Put them together.

''A sign and someone writing graffiti is shown.''

'''Romanian voice:''' Ajuta-ne, Jonas. ''Help us, Jonas.''

'''Female voice:''' Help us, Jonas. Equality in life.

'''Romanian voice:''' Egalitate in viata, egalitate in moarte. ''Equality in life, equality in death.''

''Я! is shown and then obscured by rising fists. A nuclear explosion is shown, then the words "Fight the Order."''

==Notes==
*The man and woman are thought to be [[Jonas's parents]].
*The two boxes have the words:
**fruits - seafood - salads - sandwiches
**vegetables - cheese - meat - entries
*The street name says Horizon Ave 96E
*It is believed that the place the video refers to is Horizon Ave, Venice, Los Angeles, California 90291, United States

Mission Possible

2007-07-23T19:47:08Z

89.26.182.114:

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| blogger = Spencer
| date = July 22th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|299}}
| forumid = 12532
| length = 5:21
| description = We had to postpone our mission one day, but we came, we saw, and we . . .
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'''Mission Possible''' is the two hundred thirty-seventh video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==

(''Widescreen shot back of a 4WD Spencer is holding the camera pointing at his face, Taylor (whom is wearing a headset and has a laptop) and Sarah can be seen in the background.'')

'''Spencer:''' So here we are; Judgement Day, This place really clears out on Saturdays who knew scientists take a break? Our Soldiers are in place ready it infiltrate the [[Wyman Foundation]], a blood sample beckons us and we have but a short time to get it, (''Looks back a Taylor'') Is everyone ready?

'''Taylor:''' (''Talking into her head set'') You guys ready? (''She nods and gives the thumbs up'')

'''Sarah:''' Did you just give a thumbs up?

'''Spencer:''' Part 1: The Siren Call, Sarah Go!

'''Sarah:''' What?

'''Spencer:''' Go!

'''Sarah:''' Oh right "go" sorry

'''Text:''' THE SIREN CALL © Spencer Gilman

(''Full Screen shot, now outside Sarah holds the camera to her face'')

'''Sarah:''' I didn't have the luxury of a training video because apparently... I don't need to be trained for what I am about to do, Spencer says I am a natural. ''(sighs)'' I'm in charge of security, or the security guard, suprise.

(''Widescreen shot zoomed image of a security guard walking back and forth'')

'''Spencer:'''(''VO'') The security guard looks a little upset. (''The Guard sits down on the side of the road'') Is he crying?

'''Taylor:''' What?

(''Full Screen shot camera is in Sarah's lap the Security guards's body but not head is in shot'')

'''Security Guard:''' (''notably low audio quality'') ...he never wanted to see me again, especially after he took our dog, he claimed it was his, honestly after 4 years isn't everything mutually shared? (''sniffs'')

'''Sarah:''' Uhhhhhh??? Yeah sorry you had to go through that, that...that sounds uhh like a real nightmare

'''Security Guard:''' (''crying hard'') It really was.

'''Sarah:''' Oh umm (''Guard cries even more'') don't don't cry, no I'm not good with emotions, I think. Oh god I dropped my cell phone.

(''Sarah picks up the camera'')

'''Taylor:''' Wha-What's that opening?

'''Spencer:''' (''Spencer reads text message from Sarah'') Done. Guard emotionally compromised. (''To Taylor'') Sarah's done her job, let's go.

'''Taylor:''' (''Talking into her head set'') Jonas, you're on. (''Nods head'') Okay.

'''Spencer:''' Part two; Storm Shadow.

'''Text:''' STORM SHADOW © Spencer Gilman

'''Jonas:''' Okay, here we go. it's go time. Thing is I have to get (''Holds up rope'') this rope up there. (''Camera pans to a light bolted to the building'') You don't think I can do it? Watch me.

'''Spencer:''' Man, this is so frustrating not being able to see what's going on!

'''Taylor:''' Okay, calm down. If everything is going according to plan, then Jonas should be getting inside about now.

'''Spencer:''' Get on your mic and tell him to go faster

'''Taylor:''' (''Sighs'') (''Talks into headset'') Jonas? Jonas? He can't talk when he's climbing. (''Looks at camera, somewhat speculated and humored'') What are you doing?

'''Spencer:''' (''Camera pans to Spencer, who is wearing a ski mask on his face'') If Jonas doesn't succeed, I'm goin' in.

'''Taylor:''' (''Laughs, but abruptly stops'') OH my god, you're serious.

'''Spencer:''' Yea I got a hat for you too. Put it on. (''Throws hat at Taylor'')

'''Taylor:''' (''Puts on hat, to which we find out it a hat with a cat face embroidered on it'')

'''Jonas:''' (''Now on the roof'') Good thing Spencer taught me how to climb with a rope because, uh, there would have been no other way up here. So I'm on top of the building right now, I'm on the roof and I'm looking for a way in. Somewhere up here. I don't know where, maybe a vent or something like that. (''Tries to take rope off of the pipe'') You know what, I need to put the cell phone down because I can't do this, I can't pull my rope up. I'll get right back to ya though.

(''Cuts to a shots of the roof and of Jonas looking for a way inside the building'')

'''Jonas:''' I've looked in a couple of place. I haven't found a door, I haven't found a ladder, but I haven't looked over there (''Points to his right'') So (''pauses and sighs'') I'm gonna check it out. Hopeful we find this door or ladder. Let's go.

(''Cut shot to a view of a ladder'')

'''Jonas:''' This must be it. This is the only door or ladder in the place. Alright, I found the ladder and I'm getting into the [[Wyman Foundation]]. Here we go. (''Shot of Jonas climbing down ladder and of him landing on the floor'') Okay (''Laughs slightly and smiles'') We're in the [[Wyman Foundation]]. (''Laughs slightly and smiles again, looking at the ladder'') Wow that was like doing [http://www.lg15.com/lgpedia/index.php?title=Mission_Alpha the Kangaroo Hop] Now I know what he was talking about. Thanks Spencer. Let's go. (''incoherent'')

(''Close-up of Taylor's eyes'')

'''Taylor:''' He found the router

'''Spencer:'' You know what to do.

'''Taylor:''' Part three; Guardian angel.

'''Text:''' GUARDIAN ANGEL © Spencer Gilman

'''Taylor:''' Okay, I hacked into the building's security system.

'''Spencer:''' C'mon, let's go.

'''Taylor:''' (''Smiles'') Got it. Okay. (''Talking into headset'') The building's external security system is disengaged. You're good to go, Daniel.

'''Spencer:'' Part four; Interdiction.

'''Text:''' INTERDICTION © Spencer Gilman

'''Daniel''': (''Face not seen because on the darkness of the room'') Alright, Taylor shut off the external security system. We're in the main part of the building. Only thing that stands between us and our goal are these lasers (''Motions to laser behind him'') I hope the [http://www.lg15.com/lgpedia/index.php?title=Mission_Beta Spencer's wikiyoga] helps. (''Into what is presumed as a headset'') Alright Taylor, I'm ready.

(''Crawls underneath the first laser.'')

'''Daniel:''' (''Into headset'') How far?

(''Downward dog over another laser and crawls underneath the last one. Daniel proceeds to climb into a hole and shut off the internal security system. The camera is shown moving toward the hole.'')

'''Text:''' ONE LAST TASK © Spencer Gilman

'''Daniel:''' (''Talking to an unknown person'') You think this retinal scan is going to work?

(''Cuts to a shot of Daniel opening a door to reveal some type of work place'')

'''Unknown Person''': 1875, this is it.

'''Daniel:''' Did you get it, [[TCC]]?

{''Camera pans to reveal that the unknown person working with Daniel is [[Alex]]'')

'''Alex:''' Oh yea, I got it.

'''Daniel:''' Hey what does that stand for anyway? [[TCC]]?

'''Alex:''' The Clarion Call.

'''Daniel:''' What's that?

'''Alex:''' How about you ask your new girlfriend?

==Notes==
*This is the first LG15 video to contain 6 major characters.
*This is the [[:Category:Videos by length|longest]] lonelygirl15 video to date.
*This video confirms the identity of the mysterious [[TCC]] as [[Alex]].
*While Jonas claims to be holding a cell phone, the shadow on his face clearly shows a large video camera.

Lurker Fan Club

2007-05-08T12:52:18Z

89.26.211.241: /* Member information: */

== Welcome to the Lurker Fan Club page ==

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This club was created with one purpose in mind; to pay homage to one of the most extraordinarily intelligent (and loved) posters on the LG15 forums...Lurker.

If you are spellbound with the totally awesome Lurker, then you are welcome here.

As most of us know, Lurker has an incredible talent for analyzing information, and then breaking it down to where we lowly mortals can understand it. His logic and critical thinking abilities are beyond compare. All hail Lurker!

If you would like to join this club, simply add your name to the member list below.

Lurker Fan Club thread:

http://www.lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=9929

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== Member information: ==

Founder: longlostposter

Members:

*PolkadotConfederation
*Cloud_ax
*Particular
*Consideration
*Aithne
*betz28
*[[User:Chelseyrl|Chelseyrl]]
*mellie3204
*Jo_16_2
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== What do you love about Lurker? ==
*I love his amazing brainpower. He is incomparable when it comes to analyzing information and he is a wonderful friend.--longlostposter
*Lurkers brain fascinates me.--Aithne
*Lurker always seems to post what I'm thinking. He also clarifies what I say without even realizing it. --[[User:Chelseyrl|Chelseyrl]]
*Ah Lurker: writer of the posts you always _have_ to read in any given thread.--mellie3204
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== Memorable Lurker quotes and events: ==
''"The mental image of them all on a roller coaster with Jules still tied up = hilarity"''

-Lurker referring to the video, [[It's Not Kidnapping]].

== What would you like to say to Lurker? ==
*You the man!!--longlostposter
*Thank you for being awesome.--consid
*You are the walking encyclopedia.--Aithne
[[Category:Fan groups]]

On The Hot Seat

2007-03-15T20:09:51Z

89.26.191.42:

{{Blog4
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| number = 0153
| image = 0153jonasandalex.JPG
| caption = Jonas is such a playa hata.
| blogger = Daniel
| date = March 13th, 2007
| url = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=207 lonelygirl15.com]
| description = Alex asked me to help her with an interview. It was pretty fun...
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'''On The Hot Seat''' is the one hundred fifty-third video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Daniel is speaking into the camera'')

'''Daniel:''' Okay everyone, so [[Jonas]]'s aunt [[Alex]]andra, has asked me to...

'''Alex:''' No, sorry, "Alex".

(''Pan to Alex, sitting at the other end of a table'')

'''Daniel:''' Excuse me?

'''Alex:''' Alexandra is too formal.

'''Daniel:''' Alex. Jonas's aunt ''Alex'', has asked me to help her do a little marketing video explaining what she does in the fashion industry.

'''Alex:''' Oh.

'''Daniel:''' It's ok. It's not on. Don't worry.

'''Alex:''' Well tell me before you turn it on.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, yeah. Sure. Of course. (''Pan back to Daniel'') I'll do that. (''Pan back to Alex'')

'''Alex:''' I, um, whenever I do these things and I see my self on camera...I think I just...look ridiculous. And I hate my voice.

'''Daniel:''' No...come on. So, what demographic do you see your company's fashion line having the most impact in?

'''Alex:''' Probably...can I think about that one for a second?

'''Daniel:''' Nope, sorry.

'''Alex:''' No!

'''Daniel:''' Imagine you're on live TV.

'''Alex:''' No, bleh! Turn it off for a second.

'''Daniel:''' Sorry, can't do it. No. Sorry!

'''Alex:''' Ecch. Alright, we-we probably have the most influence in women ages 22 to 34 which is to say out of college, probably in jobs where they're judged by their physical appearence. Which is to say any job if you're.....

'''Daniel:''' Bzzzz!

'''Alex:''' What?

'''Daniel:''' I mean you were doing great until you brought up that whole sexism in the workplace thing.

'''Alex:''' Well it's true though.

'''Daniel:''' Well it's boring, though. (''Pause'') So, tell us about a typical day in the life of Alex, fancy-shmancy Fashion Designer.

'''Alex:''' I get up insanely early, go to my favorite coffee place and order a "Depth Charge" which is two shots of espresso in a big black coffee, and I usually finish drinking it before I get to my car. I get to work around...God, I dunno, around 8:00. Wait for my hands to stop shaking and spend the rest of my day at the computer.

'''Daniel:''' So, tip two, you ready for it?

'''Alex:''' Yes. What?

'''Daniel:''' Try to sound excited about what you do.

'''Alex:''' Ugh. I'm sorry. Can we just do it all again?

'''Daniel:''' Uh, no. So basically you're telling me that you, uh, don't cut the fabric, you don't sew. You.....do nothing.

'''Alex:''' No.

'''Daniel:''' Not at all.

'''Alex:''' No. Um, I still-I still choose fabrics and select patterns, but I do all of my designing on the computer now.

(''Pan back momentarily to Daniel who fakes snoring'')

'''Alex:''' Oh, what? Like your life is so exciting.

'''Daniel:''' Well actually, we're on the run f...uh...

'''Alex:''' What?

'''Daniel:''' Nothing.

'''Alex:''' No, seriously. You're on the run from what?

'''Daniel:''' Ummm, [[The Order]]. It's complicated. Just whatever. Never mind.

'''Alex:''' Okay.

'''Jonas:''' (''walking into the room'') Hey!

'''Daniel:''' Yo brotha!

'''Jonas:''' I thought you said you were gonna help me.

'''Daniel:''' What? C'mon dude!

'''Jonas:''' No, seriously. I think that's enough.

'''Alex:''' No, I asked him to help me.

'''Jonas:''' Uh, I know you did. (''Kisses Alex's head'') But, we got dinner to cook and DVDs to rent. So...

(''Pan back momentarily to Daniel'')

'''Daniel:''' (''Softly'') Playa hata.

'''Jonas:''' Mm-hm. (''Laughs'')

==Notes==
*A "Depth Charge" is also an alcoholic drink, in which a shot of whisky, vodka, or tequila is dropped into a glass of beer and the combination is chugged quickly.
*Some fans have speculated that the alexbrows (highlighted in "On the Hot Seat") have come to compete with the [[breebrows]].

Hiding In The Bathroom

2007-01-14T02:48:47Z

89.26.231.249:

{{Blog3
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| number = 0114
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| blogger = Bree
| date = January 13th, 2007
| url = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=150 lonelygirl15.com]
| description = It's almost impossible to find any privacy around here!
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'''Hiding in the Bathroom''' is the one hundred fourteenth video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

== Transcript ==

'''Bree:''' If I had any place else to go right now, I... wouldn't be here. Really I don’t even know why I’m doing this I don't have anything to say. It’s like I’m supposed to constantly reassure them that I’m dealing with things because my situation makes them uncomfortable. All that Jonas and Daniel want to talk about, and they can’t believe that I don’t. I sorta reached a breaking point earlier this week and I thought that they might give me some space but... not so much. The bathroom is pretty much the only place I can get some privacy. And that’s only if the water is running or I’m drying my hair. Otherwise they’re knocking on the door asking if I’m okay every two seconds. I’m not okay. This morning he said to me that were both trying to hurt eachother by saying things we don’t mean. Daniel really thinks he can dictate how I feel, even retroactively which is... odd. If I had the option of not seeing my father killed right in front of me. Id’ve taken it. My dad, told me a lot about, The Order. And not a single thing was positive. My dad told me the order takes these girls who show potential, at birth, and place them in controlled homes. Apparently there are thousands of them. But once they hit puberty only a fraction of the percentile develop the characteristics needed for the ceremony. My mom was higher up in the order. My dad told me that there are different levels and people on the lower levels know very little. My dad is gone and I don’t want to have anything to do with my mom. The more it sinks in the more I realize that I don’t have anyone, and I’m completely... alone.

==Notes==

Hiding In The Bathroom

2007-01-14T02:46:57Z

89.26.231.249:

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| number = 0114
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| date = January 13th, 2007
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'''Hiding in the Bathroom''' is the one hundred fourteenth video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

== Transcript ==

'''Bree:''' If I had any place else to go right now, I... wouldn't be here. Really I don’t even know why I’m doing this I don't have anything to say. It’s like I’m supposed to constantly reassure them that I’m dealing with things because my situation makes them uncomfortable. All that Jonas and Daniel want to talk about, and they can’t believe that I don’t. I sorta reached a breaking point earlier this week and I thought that they might give me some space but... not so much. The bathroom is pretty much the only place I can get some privacy. And that’s only if the water is running or I’m drying my hair. Otherwise they’re knocking on the door asking if I’m okay every two seconds. I’m not okay. This morning he said to me that were both trying to hurt eachother by saying things we don’t mean. Daniel really thinks he can dictate how I feel, even retroactively which is... odd. If I had the option of not seeing my father killed right in front of me. Id’ve taken it. My dad, told me a lot about, The Order. And not a single thing was positive. My dad told me the order takes these girls who show potential, at birth, and place them in controlled homes. Apparently there are thousands of them. But once they hit puberty only a fraction of the percential develop the characteristics needed for the ceremony. My mom was higher up in the order. My dad told me that there are different levels and people on the lower levels know very little. My dad is gone and I don’t want to have anything to do with my mom. The more it sinks in the more I realize that I don’t have anyone, and I’m completely... alone.

==Notes==

Defense force

2007-01-12T19:06:19Z

89.26.222.201: /* Special Awards */

==What is the LonelyGirl15 Defense Force?==
The LonelyGirl15 Defense Force is a group of lg15 fan members who have banded together to protect the site from attackers who threaten its safety.

==The Lg15 Defense Force: Beginnings==
===The Battle That Started It All===
It all started with an attack on the video “Breaking And Entering”

<pre>britneynaked (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:11 am

britney spears really gets naked on youtube!!,
seriously check it out!!! haha -
((www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXvwXSnAX4 ))
- u gota see it guys o myyyyyyy inside the brackets!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:14 am

Who wants to see Britney naked any more? I think
your time machine is broken, fool, you want the late
90s.

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:17 am

Also, can you offend Spambots?

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:19 am

#346 - MY EYES!!!! IT BURNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:21 am

348 oh dear you sad sad fool…

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:25 am

WTF!!!!
i think were are under attack!!!!
*raises battle axe*
TIME FOR BATTLE!!!!!!!!!
EVERYONE JOIN MEEEEEE!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:28 am

britneynaked…you are making yourself seem sad and
pathetic..TO A BUNCH OF LG15 FANS!!! Now THATS
lonely…

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:29 am

*joins cloud!
ATTTAAAAACCCCKKK!!!!!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:32 am

Britneynaked you were a fool to bring “that” to this
community. now…
FEEL OUR WRATH!!!!!!!
*swings battle axe wildly!!!!*
FFFFIIIIIRRRRRSSSSSTTTT!!!!!11!!1!111!!
MEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!
CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:36 am

TAKE THAT SAD BRITNEY FAN!!!!
MEEEEEEEPFIIIIIIIIIIRRSSSSSST!!!!!!111!!!!MEEEEEP!!!
*hurls various heavy metal albums at Britneynaked*

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:38 am

CHARGE!!!!!!
CONTINUE THE ASSULT!!!!!!!!!!
*slices and dices*
NEVER BRING “THAT” HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
*raises missle launcher*
YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!

gemmas flatmate (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:45 am

*waves batle axe wildly*
OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!!!

PinkoLady (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:51 am

You, you guys are fighting the battle of the future.
Some day, man will be taking up arms against robots!

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:52 am

YESSS!!!
i think we won the battle!!
*cheers*

gemmas flatmate
*bows*
thanks for the assist. you fought with honor and
skill. i congratulate you with helping to defend
this site! *hands over lg15 metal of honor*

but i dont think that was a britney fan. i dont
think they exist, they went extinct years ago.

cloud_ax (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 9:56 am

britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the
lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!!

WatchingOne (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:05 am

Ready the Catapults!!!

FIIRRRRIREE!!!!!!!!!

*Launches barrage of Orange Slurpees*, turning the
sky orange….or a variation of orange….maybe like
Burnt Sienna or something…. YOU GET THE IDEA!!*

Jo_16_2 (send note) Says:
December 22nd, 2006 at 10:17 am

ohhh the battle is already over? *puts away his
katana and longsword) bah

Jo
</pre>

==Current Members/Weapons==
===Commanding Officer/Founder===
*cloud_ax
===Lieutenant Commander===
*WatchingOne - ''Beagle-Propelled Grape Ape with Frikkin' Laser Beam attached to his Head'' [http://img127.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grapeapewithfrikkinlasedm1.jpg]; battle cry: Front and Center!!!
===Comment Boards co-Captains===
*Dream - ''sword, staff and daggers''
*Perky - ''barbed-wire wrapped 2x4''
===Ambassador===
*Marbella
===special ops/intelligence===
[[Image:Special Forces.jpg]]
*gnome -''death cap poison tipped blow dart, magic fairy dust''
*MysticShadow724
*Sim7lizard

===Defense Force Warriors===
*gemmas flatmate
*jo_16_G - ''Katana and Longsword as main weapons, hidden Dagger to emergency situations, smoke & flash grenades''
*PinkoLady - ''Dagger sheathed in garter beside a flask of spiked Grape Nehi, War Elephant named Subcomandante Marcos, bedazzled Katana, sharpened wit and cutting rhetoric''
*Joe - ''Rusted nail spiked Wiffle bat filled with killer bees''
*jackie
*sydney
*mommy72900 - ''Crossbow and son's plastic light saber--makes cool "doop doop" noises---not as effective as crossbow.''
*jess - ''A dagger cleverly hidden in a cleavage sheath like Xena: Warrior Princess, and a high pressure hose hooked up to an endless supply of Grape Nehi''
*mikel888 - ''Grape Nehi Supplier...''
*krig - ''multiple rusty machetes, the power to supply troops with never ending bundt cake provisions, jacket bedazzled with a bundt cake (made by PinkoLady, of course)''
*purplepassion
*mary - ''nice shovel, makeshift board with rusty nails hammered into it, fudge-slinging sling-shot, bare hands''
*eno
*rosieiswatching - ''Japannese long sword (katana) and short sword, also a bottle of KABOOM!''
*jc_gypsy7- ''SERIOUSLY armed with KABOOM!!''
*sabrine
*rubymoon13
*Lizard - ''A whip. While brandishing the whip there will be singing of the song from the animated Lord of the Rings movie: “Where there’s a whip- Fwpsh!- there’s a way! Fwpsh!''
*apathy
*sarahboo - ''bow and arrow, slingshot and mouldy cheese''
*elliemae - ''nunchuku, magic PEZ dispenser''
*jennamarie xo- ''very sharp darts. and a killer bee despenser''
*LCAF - ''Brass knuckles and a smile''
*StarrySkyPixy
*P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

==How to Join==
Contact cloud_ax on the forums or WatchingOne on the comment page for membership and be ready with a weapon, be ready to defend our boards and bring the love for LonelyGirl15 and all of its fans !!

==Lg15 Defense Forces Specialty...==
Remember weapons are not supplied. If you don't have one don't worry; procuring weapons on site is the LG15 Defense Forces Specialty...

So is slicing up evil oranges!

==Special Awards==
'''Medal for Excellence in Sticking it Out in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Medalback150dpi.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:''' mikel88, nylon , LCAF

'''Medal for *meep*ing in the Face of Danger'''
[[Image:Lion medal.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''gemmas flatmate, jo_16_2, Dream, Perky, Joe, Jess, Krig, rosieiswatching, rubymoon13, sarahboo

'''Purple Defense Force Watcher Medal'''
[[Image:PurpleWatcher.gif]]

'''Awarded to:'''
PinkOLady, Jackie, Sydney, mommy72900, purplepassion, mary, eno, sabrine, Lizard, apathy, jennamarie XO,
StarrySkyPixy, P_Monkey_Is_A_Wanker

'''Cavalry Defense Force into the Forum'''
[[Image:Cavalry.jpg]]

'''Awarded to:'''Marbella, cloud_ax, Jess (1st DOUBLE Medal recipient, WAY TO GO!!), Krig (2nd DOUBLE Medal recipient, sorry, it's kinda alphabetical :), jc_gypsy7, Lizard, elliemae, MysticShadow724, Sim7lizard

==LG15 Defense Force Uniforms==
===Catsuits===
[[Image:lg15caitsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Catsuit for Women... meow!]]

===Sneaking Suit - Men===
[[Image:sneakingsuit.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Men]]

===Sneaking Suit - Women===
[[Image:Bosssuit_jpg_w560h377.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Sneaking Suit - Women]]
===Samurai Armor===
[[Image:samuriarmor.jpg|thumb|center|Lg15 Samuri Armor]]

===Chainmail===
[[Image:Chainmail.jpg|thumb|center|Chainmail]]

==LG15 Defense Force Necessities==
===Grape Nehi===
[[Image:grapenehi.jpg|thumb|center|Grape Nehi]]
[[Image:grapenehimachine.jpg|thumb|center|Our Beloved Grape Nehi Dispenser]]

===P.Monkey Chocolate Midol===
[[Image:chocomidol.jpg|thumb|center|P.Monkey Chocolate Midol for those PVS symptoms<br>Note: PVS=Pre-Video Syndrome]]

===Kaboom===
[[Image:kaboom.jpg|thumb|center|Official cleaning product (and occasional weapon) of the LG15 Defense Force]]

===Grape Ape===
[[Image:grapeape.jpg|thumb|center|Official Mascot of the LG15 Defense Force]]

[[Category:Fan groups]]

===The Mackerel===

[[Image:Mackerel-1.jpg|thumb|center|Official Hallucination
of the LG15 Defense Force]]

Foosball

2007-01-11T18:16:03Z

89.26.229.118:

{{Blog3
| name = Foosball
| number = 0113
| image =
| caption =
| blogger = Jonas
| date = January 11th, 2007
| url = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=149 lonelygirl15.com]
| description = Since Bree doesn't want to talk about anything, Jonas and I just kicked it and played some foosball.
| tags =

| execprod =
| producers =
| directors =
| camera =
| vidplay =
| story =
| editor =
| song = Post Ya Pellas by DJ Kryptide


| character1 = Daniel
| actor1 = Yousef Abu-Taleb
| character2 = Jonas
| actor2 = Jackson Davis
| Previous = Purple Monkey Returns
| Next =
}}
'''Foosball''' is the one hundred thirteenth video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

== Transcript ==

'''Jonas:''' Daniel left and he, he went to go check on Bree. She's still really, really upset, and I, you know, I don't blame her. But, me and Daniel, we tried to take our minds off today.

''(Daniel and Jonas playing foosball)''

''(music plays)''

'''Daniel:''' How do you do it man?

'''Jonas:''' How do I do what? Beast...Beasterrific.

'''Daniel:''' I read some of the comments, and you have all this seventeen year old girls, "oh you're so hot, do you have a girlfriend?"

'''Jonas:''' Well, I don't know man... ''(mumbles)''

'''Daniel:''' You don't know, thanks man, appreciate the help. ''(turns camera to himself)'' I don't get those comments very much, no love for Beast. ''(shakes head)'' So, about it man, how do you do it? Do you have a girlfriend?

'''Jonas:''' Ah... This table gets all the love I have to give... Sorry.

'''Daniel:''' You heard it from the source ladies, he's a taken man. Sorry.

''(playing cards)''

'''Jonas:''' So, Beast, I got a question for you my man...

'''Daniel:''' What's that dude?

'''Jonas:''' How was the kiss?

'''Daniel:''' Oh, no worry man, I don't wanna talk about that.

'''Jonas:''' Oh c'mon! Alright at least tell me, is Bree a good kisser or what?

'''Daniel:''' What do you think?

''(Jonas turns camera to himself)''

'''Jonas:''' I think she probably kisses like a dead fish

''(Daniel laughs)''

'''Jonas:''' You know?

'''Daniel:''' No, I dont know... no... ''(embarassed)''

==Notes==

Foosball

2007-01-11T18:15:46Z

89.26.229.118:

Foosball

2007-01-11T18:13:49Z

89.26.229.118:

{{Blog3
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| number = 0113
| image =
| caption =
| blogger = Jonas
| date = January 11th, 2007
| url = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=149 lonelygirl15.com]
| description = Since Bree doesn't want to talk about anything, Jonas and I just kicked it and played some foosball.
| tags =

| execprod =
| producers =
| directors =
| camera =
| vidplay =
| story =
| editor =
| song = Post Ya Pellas by DJ Kryptide


| character1 = Daniel
| actor1 = Yousef Abu-Taleb
| character2 = Jonas
| actor2 = Jackson Davis
| Previous = Purple Monkey Returns
| Next =
}}
'''Foosball''' is the one hundred thirteenth video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

== Transcript ==

'''Jonas:''' Daniel left and he, he went to go check on Bree. She's still really, really upset, and I, you know, I don't blame her. But, me and Daniel, we tried to take our minds off today.

''(Daniel and Jonas playing foosball)''

''(music plays)''

'''Daniel:''' How do you do it man?

'''Jonas:''' How do i do what? Beast...Beasterrific.

'''Daniel:''' I read some of the comments, and you have all this seventeen old girls, "oh you're so hot, do you have a girlfriend?"

'''Jonas:''' Well, i don't know man... ''(mumbles)''

'''Daniel:''' You don't know, thanks man, appreciate the help. ''(turns camera to himself)'' I don't get those comments very much, no love for Beast. So, about it man, how do you do it? Do you have a girlfriend?

'''Jonas:''' Ah... This table gets all the love I have to give... Sorry.

'''Daniel:''' You heard it from the source ladies, he's a taken man. Sorry.

''(playing cards)''

'''Jonas:''' So, Beast, I got a question for you my man...

'''Daniel:''' What's that dude?

'''Jonas:''' How was the kiss?

'''Daniel:''' Oh, no worry man, I don't wanna talk about that.

'''Jonas:''' Oh c'mon! Alright at least tell me, is Bree a good kisser or what?

'''Daniel:''' What do you think?

''(Jonas turns camera to himself)''

'''Jonas:''' I think she probably kisses like a dead fish

''(Daniel laughs)''

'''Jonas:''' You know?

'''Daniel:''' No, I dont know... no... ''(embarassed)''

==Notes==

Foosball

2007-01-11T18:09:11Z

89.26.229.118:

{{Blog3
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| number = 0113
| image =
| caption =
| blogger = Jonas
| date = January 11th, 2007
| url = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=149 lonelygirl15.com]
| description = Since Bree doesn't want to talk about anything, Jonas and I just kicked it and played some foosball.
| tags =

| execprod =
| producers =
| directors =
| camera =
| vidplay =
| story =
| editor =
| song = Post Ya Pellas by DJ Kryptide


| character1 = Daniel
| actor1 = Yousef Abu-Taleb
| character2 = Jonas
| actor2 = Jackson Davis
| Previous = Purple Monkey Returns
| Next =
}}
'''Foosball''' is the one hundred thirteenth video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

== Transcript ==

'''Jonas:''' Daniel left and he, he went to go check on Bree. She's still really, really obset, and i, you know, i dont blame her. But, me and Daniel, we tried to take our minds off today.

''(Daniel and Jonas playing foosball)''

''(music plays)''

'''Daniel:''' How do you do it man?

'''Jonas:''' How do i do what? Beast...Beasterrific.

'''Daniel:''' I read some of the comments, all you have all this seventeen old girls, "oh you're so hot, do you have a girlfriend?"

'''Jonas:''' Well, i don't know man... ''(mumbles)''

'''Daniel:''' You don't know, thanks man, appreciate the help. ''(turns camera to himself)'' I don't get those comments very much, no love for Beast. So, about it man, how do you do it? Do you have a girlfriend?

'''Jonas:''' Ah... This table gets all the love i have to give... Sorry.

'''Daniel:''' You heard it from the source ladies, he's a taken man. Sorry

''(playing cards)''

'''Jonas:''' So, Beast, i got a question for you my man...

'''Daniel:''' What's that dude?

'''Jonas:''' How was the kiss?

'''Daniel:''' Oh, no worry man, i don't wanna talk about that.

'''Jonas:''' Oh c'mon! Alright at least tell me, is Bree a good kisser or what?

'''Daniel:''' What do you think?

''(Jonas turns camera to himself)''

'''Jonas:''' I think she probably kisses like a dead fish

''(Daniel laughs)''

'''Jonas:''' You know?

'''Daniel:''' No, i dont know... no... ''(embarassed)''

==Notes==

Foosball

2007-01-11T18:08:03Z

89.26.229.118:

{{Blog3
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| number = 0113
| image =
| caption =
| blogger = Jonas
| date = January 11th, 2007
| url = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=149 lonelygirl15.com]
| description = Since Bree doesn't want to talk about anything, Jonas and I just kicked it and played some foosball.
| tags =

| execprod =
| producers =
| directors =
| camera =
| vidplay =
| story =
| editor =
| song = Post Ya Pellas by DJ Kryptide


| character1 = Daniel
| actor1 = Yousef Abu-Taleb
| character2 = Jonas
| actor2 = Jackson Davis
| Previous = Purple Monkey Returns
| Next =
}}
'''Foosball''' is the one hundred thirteenth video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

== Transcript ==

'''Jonas:''' Daniel left and he, he went to go check on Bree. She's still really, really obset, and i, you know, i dont blame her. But, me and Daniel, we tried to take our minds off today.

''(music plays)''

'''Daniel:''' How do you do it man?

'''Jonas:''' How do i do what? Beast...Beasterrific.

'''Daniel:''' I read some of the comments, all you have all this seventeen old girls, "oh you're so hot, do you have a girlfriend?"

'''Jonas:''' Well, i don't know man... ''(mumbles)''

'''Daniel:''' You don't know, thanks man, appreciate the help. ''(turns camera to himself)'' I don't get those comments very much, no love for Beast. So, about it man, how do you do it? Do you have a girlfriend?

'''Jonas:''' Ah... This table gets all the love i have to give... Sorry.

'''Daniel:''' You heard it from the source ladies, he's a taken man. Sorry

''(playing cards)''

'''Jonas:''' So, Beast, i got a question for you my man...

'''Daniel:''' What's that dude?

'''Jonas:''' How was the kiss?

'''Daniel:''' Oh, no worry man, i don't wanna talk about that.

'''Jonas:''' Oh c'mon! Alright at least tell me, is Bree a good kisser or what?

'''Daniel:''' What do you think?

''(Jonas turns camera to himself)''

'''Jonas:''' I think she probably kisses like a dead fish

''(Daniel laughs)''

'''Jonas:''' You know?

'''Daniel:''' No, i dont know... no... ''(embarassed)''

==Notes==

Defense force

2007-01-03T21:41:56Z

89.26.188.6: /* Defense Force Warriors */

The Unthinkable Happened

2007-01-02T02:59:51Z

89.26.191.72:

{{Blog3
|name = The Unthinkable Happened
|number = 108
|image = Breesdad.JPG
|caption =
|blogger = Daniel And Jonas
|date = December 31th, 2006
|url = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=144 lonelygirl15.com]
|description = Daniel here (yeah, yeah on Bree's account... and I put a freeze frame of her so you'd watch... it's important). We caught up to Bree... well... just watch.
|tags = [[LG15]] [[lonelygirl15]] [[daniel]] [[danielbeast]] [[dad]] [[bree]] [[deacon]] [[lucy]] [[order]] [[jonas]] [[jonastko]]


| execprod =
| producers =
| directors =
| camera =
| vidplay =
| story =
| editor =
| song = To Thee We Sing (Rachmaninov) by [http://magnatune.com/artists/albums/kyivchamber-praiselord/ Kyiv Chamber Choir]


| character2 = Jonas
| actor2 = Jackson Davis
| character1 = Daniel
| actor1 = Yousef Abu-Taleb
| character3 = Bree
| actor3 = Jessica Lee Rose
| character4 = Bree's Dad
| actor4 = Unknown


| Previous = Roadtrip
| Next =
}}
'''The Unthinkable Happened''' is the 108th video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
''(Jonas and Daniel are sitting in a car. The camera is pointed at Jonas, who is in the driver's seat.)

'''Jonas:''' You know what, man, I gotta say that in your guy's videos, you make this shit seem... fun?

''(Daniel and Jonas laugh. The camera turns to Daniel's face.)''

'''Daniel:''' Oh yeah.

''(Jonas leans in, towards the camera, and makes a strange noise. The camera turns towards Daniel.)''

'''Daniel:''' What're you doing?

'''Jonas:''' I don't know man, I'm just so frickin' bored. You know, we should've got coffee or donuts, on a stakeout you're supposed to get donuts, right?

''(Daniel laughs, and the camera turns back to Jonas.)''

'''Jonas:''' At least we'd have something to eat.

'''Daniel:''' We need some donuts, man.

'''Jonas:''' Do you think that we're gonna make it back by New Year's?

'''Daniel:''' You got a--you got a party to go to?

'''Jonas:''' No, I don't have a party, but, you know, I like the song.

''(Jonas imitates the instrumental part of Auld Lang Syne, and Daniel laughs.)''

'''Jonas:''' I bet she knows. Last year, I, uhh, put on a Santa hat--

'''Daniel:''' Yeah?

'''Jonas:''' --and uhh, I think my left sock, and I skated around my buddy's--

''(Daniel laughs.)''

'''Daniel:''' ''(Still laughing)'' Shut up, dude. Seriously.

'''Jonas:''' The police showed up. I swear man. I am not lying. I would not lie about--

'''Daniel:''' Oh shit.

''(The camera shows Bree and her father leaving a building. They sit at a table outside. The camera shows the side of Jonas' head.)''

'''Jonas:''' Let's just go get her. She's right there.

'''Daniel:''' Wait! Dude, they're talking. Hang on.

''(The camera turns back to Bree and her father.)''

'''Jonas:''' Why? Who's she--

'''Daniel:''' That's her dad, man. He looks freaked out. Can't just...barge in there.

''(The camera is now looking out the windshield, as Jonas drives after them.)''

'''Daniel:''' Okay, so, Bree and her dad-- They just jumped in the car, they took off. I just want to find out where they're going.

(The camera shows the side of Jonas' head.)''

'''Jonas:''' Do you even know where we are right now?

'''Daniel:''' No.

'''Jonas:''' You sure that that's her dad? I mean--

'''Daniel:''' That's her dad!

'''Jonas:''' ''(Muttering)'' God dammit.

''(The camera shows the car Bree and her father are in again. Cut to the car going around a parking garage. The car drives around. The camera shows Jonas.)''

'''Daniel:''' Where are they going?

''(The camera shows the car driving a little more. Cut to the car parked near the roof.)''

'''Daniel:''' There's their car.

'''Jonas:''' Cool. Good.

'''Daniel:''' Now we just gotta wait.

'''Jonas:''' Wait?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah.

''(The camera shows Daniel.)''

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, so, we're just sitting around now.

''(The camera sees Bree and her father walking towards their car. A car pulls between them and their car. The camera begins shaking as Daniel and Jonas run towards them. Two people get out of the car, and move towards Bree's father.)''

'''Daniel:''' Bree!

''(To Thee We Sing (Rachmaninov) by [http://magnatune.com/artists/albums/kyivchamber-praiselord/ Kyiv Chamber Choir] plays. Bree runs into Daniel's arms, they turn around, and run back to Jonas' car. A gunshot is heard. Bree screams. The camera turns towards Daniel, who is dragging Bree. All three get into the car.)''

'''Daniel:''' Go, go, go, go!

''(The car drives out of the parking garage, and the screen turns white.)''

==Notes==
*What actually happened in this episode ignited much speculation. See [[What unthinkable happened?]] for an attempt at a logical reconstruction from what we know.
*Due to the poor lighting in the garage, and the constant camera movement in the last scene, it is unclear who was shot.
*When you look out the window of Jonas' car, there is a man near the scene of the incident standing on his own, and it looks like he's wearing the hat that Bree's dad was wearing, so it looks like Bree's dad wasn't shot.
*When Daniel and Jonas park in the parking garage, awaiting Bree and her father's arrival to the car Bree stole from Jonas, a white SUV passes the stolen vehicle. This SUV is speculated to be the very same SUV in Brother's video from the same day, [http://one.revver.com/watch/131193 Gemma [Part 5]], and is possibly being driven by Gemma.
*After the video ends, what happened is left open. People are speculating that Bree was shot at. Before the shot, Bree is running away with Daniel quickly and looks asthough she's fine. After the shot is heard, Bree looks like she's drooping over as if she was the one that was shot. You can also here a scream if you listen closely.
*In the video by Brother, he is aiming at Gemma's heart, presumably to shoot her. Since the SUV is also there, it could be assumed that it was Brother shooting Gemma, and that it was Gemma screaming instead of Bree.

The Unthinkable Happened

2007-01-02T02:57:14Z

89.26.191.72:

{{Blog3
|name = The Unthinkable Happened
|number = 108
|image = Breesdad.JPG
|caption =
|blogger = Daniel And Jonas
|date = December 31th, 2006
|url = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=144 lonelygirl15.com]
|description = Daniel here (yeah, yeah on Bree's account... and I put a freeze frame of her so you'd watch... it's important). We caught up to Bree... well... just watch.
|tags = [LG15] [lonelygirl15] [daniel] [danielbeast] [dad] [bree] [deacon] [lucy] [order] [jonas] [jonastko]


| execprod =
| producers =
| directors =
| camera =
| vidplay =
| story =
| editor =
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| character2 = Jonas
| actor2 = Jackson Davis
| character1 = Daniel
| actor1 = Yousef Abu-Taleb
| character3 = Bree
| actor3 = Jessica Lee Rose
| character4 = Bree's Dad
| actor4 = Unknown


| Previous = Roadtrip
| Next =
}}
'''The Unthinkable Happened''' is the 108th video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
''(Jonas and Daniel are sitting in a car. The camera is pointed at Jonas, who is in the driver's seat.)

'''Jonas:''' You know what, man, I gotta say that in your guy's videos, you make this shit seem... fun?

''(Daniel and Jonas laugh. The camera turns to Daniel's face.)''

'''Daniel:''' Oh yeah.

''(Jonas leans in, towards the camera, and makes a strange noise. The camera turns towards Daniel.)''

'''Daniel:''' What're you doing?

'''Jonas:''' I don't know man, I'm just so frickin' bored. You know, we should've got coffee or donuts, on a stakeout you're supposed to get donuts, right?

''(Daniel laughs, and the camera turns back to Jonas.)''

'''Jonas:''' At least we'd have something to eat.

'''Daniel:''' We need some donuts, man.

'''Jonas:''' Do you think that we're gonna make it back by New Year's?

'''Daniel:''' You got a--you got a party to go to?

'''Jonas:''' No, I don't have a party, but, you know, I like the song.

''(Jonas imitates the instrumental part of Auld Lang Syne, and Daniel laughs.)''

'''Jonas:''' I bet she knows. Last year, I, uhh, put on a Santa hat--

'''Daniel:''' Yeah?

'''Jonas:''' --and uhh, I think my left sock, and I skated around my buddy's--

''(Daniel laughs.)''

'''Daniel:''' ''(Still laughing)'' Shut up, dude. Seriously.

'''Jonas:''' The police showed up. I swear man. I am not lying. I would not lie about--

'''Daniel:''' Oh shit.

''(The camera shows Bree and her father leaving a building. They sit at a table outside. The camera shows the side of Jonas' head.)''

'''Jonas:''' Let's just go get her. She's right there.

'''Daniel:''' Wait! Dude, they're talking. Hang on.

''(The camera turns back to Bree and her father.)''

'''Jonas:''' Why? Who's she--

'''Daniel:''' That's her dad, man. He looks freaked out. Can't just...barge in there.

''(The camera is now looking out the windshield, as Jonas drives after them.)''

'''Daniel:''' Okay, so, Bree and her dad-- They just jumped in the car, they took off. I just want to find out where they're going.

(The camera shows the side of Jonas' head.)''

'''Jonas:''' Do you even know where we are right now?

'''Daniel:''' No.

'''Jonas:''' You sure that that's her dad? I mean--

'''Daniel:''' That's her dad!

'''Jonas:''' ''(Muttering)'' God dammit.

''(The camera shows the car Bree and her father are in again. Cut to the car going around a parking garage. The car drives around. The camera shows Jonas.)''

'''Daniel:''' Where are they going?

''(The camera shows the car driving a little more. Cut to the car parked near the roof.)''

'''Daniel:''' There's their car.

'''Jonas:''' Cool. Good.

'''Daniel:''' Now we just gotta wait.

'''Jonas:''' Wait?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah.

''(The camera shows Daniel.)''

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, so, we're just sitting around now.

''(The camera sees Bree and her father walking towards their car. A car pulls between them and their car. The camera begins shaking as Daniel and Jonas run towards them. Two people get out of the car, and move towards Bree's father.)''

'''Daniel:''' Bree!

''(To Thee We Sing (Rachmaninov) by [http://magnatune.com/artists/albums/kyivchamber-praiselord/ Kyiv Chamber Choir] plays. Bree runs into Daniel's arms, they turn around, and run back to Jonas' car. A gunshot is heard. Bree screams. The camera turns towards Daniel, who is dragging Bree. All three get into the car.)''

'''Daniel:''' Go, go, go, go!

''(The car drives out of the parking garage, and the screen turns white.)''

==Notes==
*What actually happened in this episode ignited much speculation. See [[What unthinkable happened?]] for an attempt at a logical reconstruction from what we know.
*Due to the poor lighting in the garage, and the constant camera movement in the last scene, it is unclear who was shot.
*When you look out the window of Jonas' car, there is a man near the scene of the incident standing on his own, and it looks like he's wearing the hat that Bree's dad was wearing, so it looks like Bree's dad wasn't shot.
*When Daniel and Jonas park in the parking garage, awaiting Bree and her father's arrival to the car Bree stole from Jonas, a white SUV passes the stolen vehicle. This SUV is speculated to be the very same SUV in Brother's video from the same day, [http://one.revver.com/watch/131193 Gemma [Part 5]], and is possibly being driven by Gemma.
*After the video ends, what happened is left open. People are speculating that Bree was shot at. Before the shot, Bree is running away with Daniel quickly and looks asthough she's fine. After the shot is heard, Bree looks like she's drooping over as if she was the one that was shot. You can also here a scream if you listen closely.
*In the video by Brother, he is aiming at Gemma's heart, presumably to shoot her. Since the SUV is also there, it could be assumed that it was Brother shooting Gemma, and that it was Gemma screaming instead of Bree.

The Unthinkable Happened

2006-12-31T23:57:05Z

89.26.185.83:

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|blogger = Daniel And Jonas
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'''The Unthinkable Happened''' is the 108th video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
''(Jonas and Daniel are sitting in a car. The camera is pointed at Jonas, who is in the driver's seat.)

'''Jonas:''' You know what, man, I gotta say that in your guy's videos, you make this shit seem... fun?

''(Daniel and Jonas laugh. The camera turns to Daniel's face.)''

'''Daniel:''' Oh yeah.

''(Jonas leans in, towards the camera, and makes a strange noise. The camera turns towards Daniel.)''

'''Daniel:''' What're you doing?

'''Jonas:''' I don't know man, I'm just so frickin' bored. You know, we should've got coffee or donuts, on a stakeout you're supposed to get donuts, right?

''(Daniel laughs, and the camera turns back to Jonas.)''

'''Jonas:''' At least we'd have something to eat.

'''Daniel:''' We need some donuts, man.

'''Jonas:''' Do you think that we're gonna make it back by New Year's?

'''Daniel:''' You got a--you got a party to go to?

'''Jonas:''' No, I don't have a party, but, you know, I like the song.

''(Jonas imitates the instrumental part of Auld Lang Syne, and Daniel laughs.)''

'''Jonas:''' I bet she knows. Last year, I, uhh, put on a Santa hat--

'''Daniel:''' Yeah?

'''Jonas:''' --and uhh, I think my left sock, and I skated around my buddy's--

''(Daniel laughs.)''

'''Daniel:''' Shut up, dude. Seriously.

'''Jonas:''' The police showed up. I swear man. I am not lying. I would not lie about--

'''Daniel:''' Oh shit.

''(The camera shows Bree and her father leaving a building. They sit at a table outside. The camera shows the side of Jonas' head.)''

'''Jonas:''' Let's just go get her. She's right there.

'''Daniel:''' Wait! Dude, they're talking. Hang on.

''(The camera turns back to Bree and her father.)''

'''Jonas:''' Why? Who's she--

'''Daniel:''' That's her dad, man. He looks freaked out. Can't just...barge in there.

''(The camera is now looking out the windshield, as Jonas drives after them.)''

'''Daniel:''' Okay, so, Bree and her dad-- They just jumped in the car, they took off. I just want to find out where they're going.

(The camera shows the side of Jonas' head.)''

'''Jonas:''' Do you even know where we are right now?

'''Daniel:''' No.

'''Jonas:''' You sure that that's her dad? I mean--

'''Daniel:''' That's her dad!

''(The camera shows the car Bree and her father are in again. Cut to the car going around a parking garage. The car drives around. The camera shows Jonas.)''

'''Daniel:''' Where are they going?

''(The camera shows the car driving a little more. Cut to the car parked near the roof.)''

'''Daniel:''' There's their car.

'''Jonas:''' Cool. Good.

'''Daniel:''' Now we just gotta wait.

'''Jonas:''' Wait?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah.

''(The camera shows Daniel.)''

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, so, we're just sitting around now.

''(The camera sees Bree and her father walking towards their car. A car pulls between them and their car. The camera begins shaking as Daniel and Jonas run towards them. Two people get out of the car, and move towards Bree's father.)''

'''Daniel:''' Bree!

''(To Thee We Sing (Rachmaninov) by [http://magnatune.com/artists/albums/kyivchamber-praiselord/ Kyiv Chamber Choir] plays. Bree runs into Daniel's arms, they turn around, and run back to Jonas' car. A gunshot is heard. Bree screams. The camera turns towards Daniel, who is dragging Bree. All three get into the car.)''

'''Daniel:''' Go, go, go, go!

''(The car drives out of the parking garage, and the screen turns white.)''

==Notes==
*Due to the poor lighting in the garage, and the constant camera movement in the last scene, it is unclear who was shot.

Best moments of 2006

2006-12-31T16:23:19Z

89.26.185.83: /* Best Video */

[[Image:Breed.JPG|thumbnail|TOP!!]]

= The Best LG-15 Moments of 2006 =

In true LG15 style, '''Top 15''' lists for 2006 shall be created, as voted by fans.

Please leave an X, followed by a comma to indicate your vote in each category!! (Order of lists not particular yet)

Also, ADD any videos or moments you feel should be on this list!!

== Best Video ==

#Swimming X,X,X
#Fleeing the Watchers
#The Grillz X
#P*Monkey Boogies
#Christmas Surprise X, X
#When P*Monkey Took Over As Site Admin

== Best Moments ==

# Bree: “P. Monkey and Owen have even offered to room together, so you’ll have your own room. That’s pretty generous.” (Bree Phone Home).
# Bree: “Shower cap? (Bree turns Owen towards the camera, and shakes him, making his head nod.) Check.” (Exploring the Motel)
# Daniel: “Today we’re going to learn about the Cornwallis Effect. Isn’t that cool?” (nods while Bree’s face falls into the magazine, probably out of frustration and disbelief) (Proving Science Wrong… with Lonelybeast and Danielgirl15) X
# ”My name is Bree. I’m sixteen. Um, I don’t really wanna tell you where I live…’cause, you could stalk me.” {image freezes, ‘Psycho’ music plays, and girl screams} (First Blog/Dorkiness Prevails).
# Bree: “Now I’m gonna demonstrate a common but deadly tactic known as the yawn technique. Let’s pretend for the moment that Thor here is a poor unsuspecting girl bear and I’m a not so poor and not so unsuspecting boy bear with questionable motives.” (My First Kiss)X,X
# Bree: "Whatever happened to that girl Cassie?"
# Daniel: "L'care X,X,

== Best Moments on the LG-15 Board ==

* FIRST person to shout FIRST on the FIRST post: need to find it X X
* Sydney discovers the link between LonelyGirl15 and 7-Eleven. Which starts a phenomenon almost as big as LonelyGirl15 itself: http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=91&play=1#comment-9112
<pre> Ive figured it out!!!!
whats the average between 7:10 and 7:12
7:11!!!
OBVIOUSLY they want us to go to 7-11 and try the new wild cherry fanta slurpee
:-D
i think ill go get one…and grab a lotto ticket while im there (if i win a
million for the numbers 7-10-7-12-9-06 i will be forever grateful creators!) </pre>
* Joe's story of what happened to the 14 LonelyGirls before Jessica Rose: http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=118&play=1#comment-18556 X
<pre>The reason why it’s LG15 is because the creators actually had 14
girls before Jessica. Here’s what happened to the first 14.

LonelyGirl: Was drinking an Orange Slurpee before filming the first scene.
Some of the Slurpee spilled on the floor. In the middle of filming she
slips on the Slurpee and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl2: The creators get into an argument about whether it should be
LG1 or LG2. Miles thinks it should be LG2, because it’s the second one.
Mesh thinks it should be LG1 because this is the first one with a number,
and 1 comes before 2. Greg thinks they should use LG101206. There is a lot
of shouting and screaming, and then the pushing starts. The camera gets
knocked on the ground and we only see the current LG fall and break her
neck. No one knows who pushed her.

LonelyGirl3: After settling their argument about how to number LonelyGirl,
Miles wins in a three-way competition of squirrels, nut, man. The current
girl leaves because she doesn’t want to work for a bunch of guys who make
decisions based on squirrels, nut, man.

LonelyGirl4: Dies when the boom mic falls on her head and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl5: Leaves in the middle of filming when she gets a call from her
agent about an audition for a movie starring opposite Brad Pitt.

LonelyGirl6: Dies when she spills an Orange Slurpee on the keyboard and
electrocutes herself. The Creators no longer allow Orange Slurpees on the
set.

LonelyGirl7: The creators decide to film outside. This was a mistake; LG7
gets hit by a car, the driver was drinking. He was drinking an Orange
Slurpee.

LonelyGirl8: They still try to film outside. They film a scene on a
mountain trail. LG8 is not too bright and could not concentrate on keeping
eye contact with the camera and watching where she is going. She walks off
the trail, falls down a cliff and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl9: They go back indoors. LG9 dies when she lights the candles
next to Aleister Crowley, knocks over one of the candle, starts a fire and
gets killed when Mile, Mesh, and Greg run out of the room and close and
lock the door behind them. They explain to the fire department that they
closed the door to keep the fire from spreading and forgot about the girl
inside. They had no explanation for locking the door.

LonelyGirl10: They go back to filming outside while the room is being
repainted. LG10 gets struck by lightning during filming. The creators stop
filming until the room is repainted.

LonelyGirl11: The creators discover that LG11 used to do porn. They don’t
want to associate this with porn so they fire her. Miles was against this
but conceded since he won the argument over the numbering.

LonelyGirl12: This incident is still under litigation and all partied have
been put under a gag order by the presiding judge.

LonelyGirl13: Skipped this number. The Creators are superstitious.

LonelyGirl14: Let’s just say someone made the mistake of bringing an
Orange Slurpee to the set. </pre>
*Gemmas flatmate's [[LonelyCrack]]-play:
<pre>How my boyfriends movie would look if he made it for YOUTUBE:

Scene 1: Gemmas flatmate and boyfriend and two kids are
sitting in Pizza Hut waiting to be served.
GF is scowering the menu.

Boyf: Er.. what are you doing?
GF: I’m seeing if they have any oranges in the ingredients..
Boyf: Oranges..ON PIZZA??
GF: You cant be too careful!
(Man at next table talking to waitress)
Man: And I’ll have a large Orange Juice…
GF: (standing up and pointing) WATCHER!!!!

Scene 2. Boyf arrives home from work to find kids cramming
over tons of paper at desk

Boyf: Hi kids. Lots of homework again?
Kid 1: Nope
Boyf: well whats all this then? (picks up reams of paper)
Kid 2: Mummy got another anagram …
apparantly theres a ghost in Kansas and...
Boyf: GF!!!!!!!!

Scene 3. Boyfs boss and wife have come over for Xmas drinks.
They stand round the tree, drinks in hand when from acroos the room
they hear a shout.

GF: CHARGE!!!!!!!!!

GF runs through the room dressed in home made armour
(a colindar for a helmet, cheese grater for shield, ladel for sword)
she exits through opposite door.

Boyf: ahem… er it appears General Firstsayer has had another call to arms… </pre>

creation of the LG15 Defence Force X

http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=139&play=1#comment-32369
<pre>britneynaked - dont ever return or you will face the lg15 defence force!!!!!
*raises battle axe*
but if you do i will be waiting!!! </pre>

Best moments of 2006

2006-12-31T16:15:11Z

89.26.185.83: /* Best Moments */

[[Image:Breed.JPG|thumbnail|TOP!!]]

= The Best LG-15 Moments of 2006 =

In true LG15 style, '''Top 15''' lists for 2006 shall be created, as voted by fans.

Please leave an X, followed by a comma to indicate your vote in each category!! (Order of lists not particular yet)

Also, ADD any videos or moments you feel should be on this list!!

== Best Video ==

#Swimming X,X,X
#Fleeing the Watchers
#The Grillz
#P*Monkey Boogies
#Christmas Surprise X, X
#When P*Monkey Took Over As Site Admin

== Best Moments ==

# Bree: “P. Monkey and Owen have even offered to room together, so you’ll have your own room. That’s pretty generous.” (Bree Phone Home).
# Bree: “Shower cap? (Bree turns Owen towards the camera, and shakes him, making his head nod.) Check.” (Exploring the Motel)
# Daniel: “Today we’re going to learn about the Cornwallis Effect. Isn’t that cool?” (nods while Bree’s face falls into the magazine, probably out of frustration and disbelief) (Proving Science Wrong… with Lonelybeast and Danielgirl15) X
# ”My name is Bree. I’m sixteen. Um, I don’t really wanna tell you where I live…’cause, you could stalk me.” {image freezes, ‘Psycho’ music plays, and girl screams} (First Blog/Dorkiness Prevails).
# Bree: “Now I’m gonna demonstrate a common but deadly tactic known as the yawn technique. Let’s pretend for the moment that Thor here is a poor unsuspecting girl bear and I’m a not so poor and not so unsuspecting boy bear with questionable motives.” (My First Kiss)X,X
# Bree: "Whatever happened to that girl Cassie?"
# Daniel: "L'care X,X,

== Best Moments on the LG-15 Board ==

* FIRST person to shout FIRST on the FIRST post: need to find it X X
* Sydney discovers the link between LonelyGirl15 and 7-Eleven. Which starts a phenomenon almost as big as LonelyGirl15 itself: http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=91&play=1#comment-9112
<pre> Ive figured it out!!!!
whats the average between 7:10 and 7:12
7:11!!!
OBVIOUSLY they want us to go to 7-11 and try the new wild cherry fanta slurpee
:-D
i think ill go get one…and grab a lotto ticket while im there (if i win a
million for the numbers 7-10-7-12-9-06 i will be forever grateful creators!) </pre>
* Joe's story of what happened to the 14 LonelyGirls before Jessica Rose: http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=118&play=1#comment-18556 X
<pre>The reason why it’s LG15 is because the creators actually had 14
girls before Jessica. Here’s what happened to the first 14.

LonelyGirl: Was drinking an Orange Slurpee before filming the first scene.
Some of the Slurpee spilled on the floor. In the middle of filming she
slips on the Slurpee and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl2: The creators get into an argument about whether it should be
LG1 or LG2. Miles thinks it should be LG2, because it’s the second one.
Mesh thinks it should be LG1 because this is the first one with a number,
and 1 comes before 2. Greg thinks they should use LG101206. There is a lot
of shouting and screaming, and then the pushing starts. The camera gets
knocked on the ground and we only see the current LG fall and break her
neck. No one knows who pushed her.

LonelyGirl3: After settling their argument about how to number LonelyGirl,
Miles wins in a three-way competition of squirrels, nut, man. The current
girl leaves because she doesn’t want to work for a bunch of guys who make
decisions based on squirrels, nut, man.

LonelyGirl4: Dies when the boom mic falls on her head and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl5: Leaves in the middle of filming when she gets a call from her
agent about an audition for a movie starring opposite Brad Pitt.

LonelyGirl6: Dies when she spills an Orange Slurpee on the keyboard and
electrocutes herself. The Creators no longer allow Orange Slurpees on the
set.

LonelyGirl7: The creators decide to film outside. This was a mistake; LG7
gets hit by a car, the driver was drinking. He was drinking an Orange
Slurpee.

LonelyGirl8: They still try to film outside. They film a scene on a
mountain trail. LG8 is not too bright and could not concentrate on keeping
eye contact with the camera and watching where she is going. She walks off
the trail, falls down a cliff and breaks her neck.

LonelyGirl9: They go back indoors. LG9 dies when she lights the candles
next to Aleister Crowley, knocks over one of the candle, starts a fire and
gets killed when Mile, Mesh, and Greg run out of the room and close and
lock the door behind them. They explain to the fire department that they
closed the door to keep the fire from spreading and forgot about the girl
inside. They had no explanation for locking the door.

LonelyGirl10: They go back to filming outside while the room is being
repainted. LG10 gets struck by lightning during filming. The creators stop
filming until the room is repainted.

LonelyGirl11: The creators discover that LG11 used to do porn. They don’t
want to associate this with porn so they fire her. Miles was against this
but conceded since he won the argument over the numbering.

LonelyGirl12: This incident is still under litigation and all partied have
been put under a gag order by the presiding judge.

LonelyGirl13: Skipped this number. The Creators are superstitious.

LonelyGirl14: Let’s just say someone made the mistake of bringing an
Orange Slurpee to the set. </pre>
*Gemmas flatmate's [[LonelyCrack]]-play:
<pre>How my boyfriends movie would look if he made it for YOUTUBE:

Scene 1: Gemmas flatmate and boyfriend and two kids are
sitting in Pizza Hut waiting to be served.
GF is scowering the menu.

Boyf: Er.. what are you doing?
GF: I’m seeing if they have any oranges in the ingredients..
Boyf: Oranges..ON PIZZA??
GF: You cant be too careful!
(Man at next table talking to waitress)
Man: And I’ll have a large Orange Juice…
GF: (standing up and pointing) WATCHER!!!!

Scene 2. Boyf arrives home from work to find kids cramming
over tons of paper at desk

Boyf: Hi kids. Lots of homework again?
Kid 1: Nope
Boyf: well whats all this then? (picks up reams of paper)
Kid 2: Mummy got another anagram …
apparantly theres a ghost in Kansas and...
Boyf: GF!!!!!!!!

Scene 3. Boyfs boss and wife have come over for Xmas drinks.
They stand round the tree, drinks in hand when from acroos the room
they hear a shout.

GF: CHARGE!!!!!!!!!

GF runs through the room dressed in home made armour
(a colindar for a helmet, cheese grater for shield, ladel for sword)
she exits through opposite door.

Boyf: ahem… er it appears General Firstsayer has had another call to arms… </pre>