The Story So Far... (video)

2007-12-01T19:58:57Z

87.160.33.219: /* Transcript */

{{One other use|a video in the KateModern webseries|the lonelygirl15 backstory|The Story So Far...}}
{{Blog
| name = The Story So Far…
| number = 0042
| image = KM0042-SophiesRecap.JPG
| caption = I can't remember anything...
| blogger = Sophie
| date = August 30th, 2007
| url = {{KM|51}}
| forumid = 232
| length = 2:11
| description = I put this together from all the KateModern videos so far - catch up with what's been going on! The music is 'Ethnosphere' by Shiva In Exile.

http://magnatune.com/...
| location = [[Kate and Charlie's flat]], [[Tariq and Gavin's office]], [[Carnaby Street]]


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| pm = Kelly Brett
| pa = Claire Finbow
| pr = Amy Barnes
| ipa = Jonathan Almond
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Hazel Grian
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, Hazel Grian and Tom Wright
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| prodserv = Sniffer Ltd.
| song = 'Ethnosphere' by Shiva In Exile, 'Pictures (Tonite Only Remix)' by Sneaky Sound System
| cast = {{VidChar|Kate}}
{{VidChar|Charlie}}
{{VidChar|Tariq}}
{{VidChar|Gavin}}
{{VidChar|Steve|Giles Alderson}}
{{VidChar|Sophie|Pippa Duffy}}
{{VidChar|Jamie Bell|Jamie Bell}}

| Previous = The Rescue
| Next = Gavin Steps Up

| PreviousB = Carnaby Street, Saturday 18th August, 10AM
| NextB = The Gallery - 6pm 22nd September 2007
| PreviousC =
| NextC =

| KM = yes
}}
'''The Story So Far…''' is the forty-second webisode in the [[KateModern]] [[List of KateModern videos|video series]]. This video is correctly called "The Story So Far…", with a triple period ('''…''') special character instead of three separate periods - it resides here for easier accessibility.

==Transcript==
'''Kate:''' My name's not really Kate. - Have you ever lied to your friends? - A lie so big that every time you open your mouth it multiplies. - The problem is the moment I told Charlie my name was Kate, that's who I've been ever since.

'''Charlie:''' It's Charlie here, Kate's flatmate. You've already seen my room - thanks though to Kate it's not usually that messy.

'''Kate:''' In fact, I'm seeing somebody.

'''Tariq:''' Hi, my name is Tariq.

'''Kate:''' He thinks I'm Kate too and I really like him.

'''Tariq:''' I just saw a video my mate Gavin posted. We're friends and we're working together. And it's not always
easy working with mates because qualities that make a good mate don't always make good business partners.

'''Gavin:''' Let me do the talking. It'll go like this: "All right, love, any chance of some cash?"

'''Charlie:''' Actually I think he's kinda cute.

'''Charlie:''' It's Jamie Bell from Hallim Foe - can I give you a kiss?

'''Kate:''' What if it's something bigger than a friendly lie?

'''Kate:''' I left this flat Thursday afternoon to see a specialist about my abnormal blood test, I've just woken up in this bed
with the same clothes on and it's Friday night and I don't remember anything in between. Where have I been?

'''Kate:''' I bumped into a guy.

'''Kate:''' Steve's told me he can help me figure out what's happened last week.

'''Charlie:''' I know a creep when I see one.

'''Kate:''' I haven't had much support from my friends.

'''Charlie:''' I'm worried about her.

'''Tariq:''' I've found this flier from this weird religion called the Hymn of One.

'''Gavin:''' Two weeks ago they ''supposed'' killed a girl in America called Bree.

'''Steve:''' The Hymn of One is not relevant to my interest in Kate.

'''Tariq:''' Steve's at Kate's now, we have to go warn her!

'''Kate:''' Kate wasn’t haunted by dreams she didn’t understand. Until now. - Tariq?

'''Sophie:''' It's a siren.

'''Steve:''' You really believe in a secret society?

'''Kate:''' You can trust me. I'm Kate now.

==Notes==
*This video was featured on the front page of the UK and Ireland Youtube websites.

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No Trespassing

2007-11-25T19:30:58Z

87.160.18.97: removed dead link

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 0185
| image = 0185-no trespassing.jpg
| caption = She's S.M.'''A'''.R.T
| blogger = Bree
| date = May 2nd, 2007
| url = {{lg15|245}}
| forumid = 9684
| length = 2:23
| description = We've been hanging out with Sara and Taylor for the last couple days...Taylor took us for some great BBQ. She's been trying to help us find Julia. By the way, beware of dogs. :(
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[Zavalla]]
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|lg15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko|taylor|soccerstar|sara}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Mesh Flinders
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Mesh Flinders and Miles Beckett
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| song =

| cast =
{{VidChar|Bree}}
{{VidChar|Jonas}}
{{VidChar|Daniel}}
{{VidChar|Taylor}}
{{VidChar|Sarah}}

| Previous = Crazy Emo Chick
| Next = We Found Julia!!!

| PreviousB =
| NextB =
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
{{EpHeader|185}}

==Transcript==
(''Taylor and Daniel are sitting in backseat of a car.'')

'''Taylor:''' That was really mature.

'''Daniel:''' They're both mean, I don't know why we ever came out here. Back to the initial topic, how did you even find [[Jules|Julie's]] house?

'''Taylor:''' I employed my wily powers of deduction.

(''The camera pans to Sarah in the front seat.'')

'''Sarah:''' You'll appreciate this, she, a--

'''Daniel:''' Um, yeah, wasn't talking to you. (''to Taylor'') How'd you do it?

'''Taylor:''' 2005 Zavalla All-Star Roster. It has phone numbers, but it doesn't have any addresses, so...

'''Daniel:''' Wait, wait, wait. How would you even get the addresses?

'''Taylor:''' Something a lot of people don't know is that water and power and the gas companies still use, uh, phone numbers to track billing. They're also all, like public utility, so...

'''Daniel:''' Really?

'''Taylor:''' ...all their websites are archaic.

'''Daniel:''' (''to the camera'') She's S-M-R-T. (''to Taylor'') You hacked in? Oh...

'''Taylor:''' Well, hacking implies that there was some effort involved.

'''Daniel:''' (''whispering to the camera'') I'm gonna marry this girl.

'''Sarah:''' You know, I'm smart too. I can tie a cherry stem in a knot just using my tongue.

(''The camera shows Jonas and Bree outside the car.'')

'''Sarah:''' Well, what do we have here? They make out all the time, don't they?

'''Daniel:''' What? No. No, why, why is everything about sex with you?

'''Sarah:''' Don't be such a prude. I'm just saying, they look like they can't keep their hands off each other, it's obvious.

'''Daniel:''' We're all friends. Just friends.

(''Music plays and footage of a house and fence are seen.'')

'''Jonas:''' I think you should go over there.

'''Daniel:''' What, du--no, you go over there.

'''Jonas:''' I'm not going over there.

'''Daniel:''' That thing's the size of a fricking tank! You don't want me to get eaten!

'''Jonas:''' I'm not good with dogs. You're a beast, right? You should have like some kind of connection?

'''Daniel:''' What?

'''Jonas:''' I think I got an idea. We'll get the girls to, um, distract it, and then we'll creep around to that side door. What do you think? Up top.

'''Daniel:''' (whispering) High-five. (''high-fives Jonas'')

'''Bree:''' Brilliant idea, Jonas.

'''Daniel:''' Are you sure they even live here?

'''Taylor:''' Well, according to their water bill, yeah, this is the address.

'''Sarah:''' You guys are ridiculous. Grow a pair.

'''Daniel:''' Hey...

'''Bree:''' Since the boys are being such... manly men, it's up to us to figure this place out. What should we do?

'''Sarah:''' Knock, I guess.

'''Taylor:''' Go through a window.

'''Bree:''' Well, who's gonna go through the window?

'''Sarah:''' You can do that. (''Cut to Sarah holding the camera'') So, we drew straws and I lost. No surprise there. I've never won anything in my life. Well, lots of grass, very interesting. Trees... paint falling off. I really don't even think anyone would actually live here. Maybe Charles Manson, late, late '60s, I don't know.

(''Cut to Sarah running with the camera.'')

'''Sarah:''' Oh my God, we got to get out of here. There's definitely somebody in there. Oh my gosh, ok, crap, crap, crap.

'''Taylor:''' (''running next to Daniel on the sidewalk'') That is definitely not where Julie lives. I don't know why it didn't work.

'''Daniel:''' Back to square one.

==Two Versions==

There is some evidence that a longer original version of this video was substituted for this version. LG15 forum member [[User:Chelseyrl|Chelseyrl]] posted that the version she watched (and she started the thread on this video at the forums, so she she saw it very very early) was longer. Other forum members confirmed that the original thumbnail for this video on revver.com showed a length of 4:51, but once available on the main page of lonelygirl15.com, the video was only 2:23 in length.

Chelseyrl reported at the forum that the version she watched included the following events: ''Okay, so in the original there was something in the beginning with Sarah teasing Daniel. Daniel also had said that he would marry Taylor in about 18 yrs (or 15... I can't remember) and they both laughed. There was a lot more skateboarding stuff with Jonas and Bree. There was this whole other point with the guys on the tennis court talking about how in Texas it's legal to shoot Trespassers. The guys also had explained that the girls were going to distract the dog. There was a longer part about who was going to crawl through the window (as well as different forms of choosing). Sarah said (when running) "I don't want to get shot" The whole shaky camera, surveying the perimeter part was a little longer. The beginning of the video I saw basically, from my POV, showed Daniel being very peeved with Sarah's jokes. Daniel emphasized more that [[BDJ]] were all "just friends". Please note, this isn't definite and to a "T". I only viewed it once, so some things might not be definite.''

==Notes==
* This video has one of the more direct discussions of [[Relationships|sexual tension]] between [[BDJ]].
* It is speculated that Bree and Jonas may be an item since they have spent alone time together in many videos.
* Daniel's "S-M-R-T" comment was most likely a [[Pop culture references#References to Television|reference]] to the episode of The Simpsons, "Homer Goes to College." The intentional incorrect spelling of the word is also common in chatspeak on the internet, usually used to be ironic.
* Daniel's T-shirt reads "Works better than Mistletoe" above an image of a mug of [[inebriated|beer]].
* This is the first time [[Taylor]] is seen in an official video, confirming her as canon. However, her sister [[Sarah]] was introduced in the previous video, [[Crazy Emo Chick]].
* In the description, Bree spells incorrectly Sarah's name as Sara, without the "h".
* In this video Daniel wears a [[cap]].
* This is the first video where five of the main characters can be seen. [[Hope He's Not Mad]] also features five main characters, but replaces [[Bree]] with [[Spencer]].

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