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The one that got away

2007-11-27T20:58:22Z

83.70.241.207: /* Transcript */

{{Blog
| name = The one that got away
| number = 0109
| image = KM114-PleaseLee.JPG
| caption = Get on your knees and beg!
| blogger = Tariq
| date = November 14th, 2007
| url = {{Bebo|5008673090|}}
| forumid = 397
| length = 03:03
| description =
We went to meet Lee to get the software back but Gavin messed the whole thing up… What the hell are we going to do now?
| location = On a bridge, at a train station


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| Previous = Hung Over
| Next = Terrence (video){{!}}Terrence
| PreviousB =
| NextB = Waterloo Bridge - 6pm 21st November

| KM = yes
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{{EpHeader|KM=yes|109}}

==Transcript==
(''Gavin and Tariq are inside someone's house, presumably Aunt Joan's. Gavin is looking out the front window.'')

'''Tariq''': Who...who is it, who is it?

'''Gavin''': I can't tell. Have a look. (''Gavin opens the front door'') Is it clear?

'''Tariq''': I don't know... (''the camera moves from side to side as he looks around a small courtyard'') ...yeah, yeah, yeah; come on.

(''Tariq and Gavin walk quickly towards the street.''')

'''Gavin''': Right, um, we've stuck our heads over the- the parapet. And, uh, we're now headed into No Man's Land to sign a peace treaty with the enemy.

'''Tariq''': Basically, Lee called, and we're going to go meet him, and we're going to ''make'' him give back our extremely secret valuable software, which he ''stole''.

'''Gavin''': That's what I just said.

'''Tariq''': Come on, cross. Cross, cross, cross. (''Tariq and Gavin cross the street.'') Where are we meeting him, anyway?

(''Scene cuts to a computer showing a MSN Live Search Maps for ''sunbury train station'', then a map of the station and surrounding area, then an aerial photo of the station.'')

(''Scene cuts to Gavin walking towards a motorway overpass.'')

'''Gavin''': There he is.

(''The camera zooms in on Lee standing in the middle of the overpass, then pans back to Gavin who is walking quickly towards Lee.'')

'''Tariq''': Oh, Gav!

'''Gavin''': (''Gesturing angrily at Lee on the overpass''.) What's he standing like that for! (''Gaving runs over to Lee''.) Where's our software, Lee? (''Tariq attempts to restrain Gavin''.) Give us our software ''now''. Where is it?

'''Lee''': Say the magic word, Gavin.

'''Tariq''': For God's sake, Lee!

'''Lee''': Say- say "I'm sorry". Say "Please forgive me, Lee, for treating you so badly".

'''Gavin''': I've already said that.

'''Lee''': Say it again!

'''Gavin''': I'm sorry, Lee, please forgive me for treating you so badly, now give us our software.

'''Lee''': (''Laughs''.) Right, now you, Tariq - down on your knees.

'''Tariq''': What?

(''Lee points downward. Tariq whips the camera around to look at Gavin and then back at Lee''.)

'''Gavin''': Just do it, man.

(''Tariq gets on his knees''.)

'''Lee''': Right. Now say "Pleeeease, Lee, pleeeease can I have my discs back? Please?"

'''Tariq''': (''Looks at Gavin''.) Please, Lee, please can I have my discs back? Please, please?

'''Lee''': (''Grinning triumphantly''.) No. Because I haven't got 'em.

'''Gavin''': What?

'''Tariq''': What?

'''Lee''': I haven't got 'em because I've hidden 'em!

(''Camera pans to Gavin, who looks confused. Gavin lunges at Lee and chases him down, off the bridge.'')

'''Tariq''': Oh, shit!

(''Gavin runs up to two different tunnels, and the camera catches Lee in the first one.'')

'''Tariq''': There, there, there, there, there!

(''Gavin runs down the first tunnel, around a barrier and into a second one''.)

'''Gavin''': C'mere, you! Come here, you little bastard, where's our software?!

(''Gavin continues to yell after Lee, who screams. Tariq falls and puts the camera on the ground''.)

'''Gavin''': What the hell are you doing?

'''Tariq''': (''Stumbles from behind the camera''.) What the hell are ''you'' doing, Gavin? We nearly had it back until you gone and had a go at him!

'''Gavin''': I didn't have a go at him, he didn't have it on him. You heard him say that.

'''Tariq''': And now we won't even get it back, Gavin! We're stuffed, yeah? We're totally and completely screwed. (''Gavin crouches on the ground''.) Why is it that everything you do just turns to shit?

'''Gavin''': (''Gets up and pushes Tariq''.) You've got to be fucking joking. (''Gavin pushes Tariq again''.) I'm the one who's carried you! Useless prick!

(''Tariq attacks Gavin, and the two begin fighting''.)

'''Tariq''': You want it, Gav? C'mon! Yeah? Let's have a go. C'mon. It's ''your'' fault, Gavin!

'''Gavin''': You know, fuck you, Tariq. (''Gavin walks away from the fight and kicks the camera''.)

==Notes==

Flatmate

2007-11-27T19:54:02Z

83.70.241.207: /* Transcript */

{{Blog
| name = Flatmate
| number = 0102
| image = KM102_CharlieGavHug.jpg
| caption = Speechless.
| blogger = Charlie
| date = November 6th, 2007
| url = {{Bebo|4974986926}}
| forumid = 385
| length = 03:25
| description = I think I’ve found a new flatmate!
| location = [[Charlie's office]], [[Gavin and Charlie's flat]]


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| ps = Claire Finbow
| ipa = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Lucy Chilton
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Hazel Grian
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =
| cast = {{VidChar|Charlie}}
{{VidChar|Charlie's boss|Pete Gibbons}}
{{VidChar|Gavin}}
{{VidChar|Tariq}}
{{VidChar|Lee}}

| Previous = Abstract Heart
| Next = Big Boys
| PreviousB = The Last Chance
| NextB = The Big Day

| KM = yes
}}
{{EpHeader|KM=yes|102}}

==Transcript==
(''Charlie is sitting in her office.'')

'''Charlie:''' I can't believe what a mess I've gotten myself into. I tried ''so'' hard to help Kate with her crazy problems that I've landed myself in a big pile of doodoo.

(''Charlie does an MSN search for "rooms in London to let."'')

'''Charlie:''' Now I'm actually homeless, I've got no idea where I'm going to live. All I've heard from [[Kate]] is that stupid [[Abstract Heart|video]] she posted. I've watched it over and over and over again, and I just can't make any sense of what she's trying to say. Some of my Bebo friends have sent me messages and they think Kate's trying to tell me that she's a part of [[the Order]], but I don't know. I don't think she's left the country. There was nothing vaguely American about that video. Kate, if you're out there, please, send me a message. I want to meet you. This is so important.

(''Charlie's boss walks up to her.'')

'''Charlie's boss:''' Um, you ready for today?

'''Charlie:''' Yep, sure am! (''Her boss leaves.'') Back in the real world, I'm in even more trouble here at work. I took a day off last week to shoot this [[The Viral|viral ad]], and I came back with nothing! I've got ''one'' last chance. I've got to shoot this video diary thing for a shoot we're doing on Thursday for Pantene. And if I don't get this done, I'm finished! I'm going to have to sell my camera for food, there's going to be no more blogging, I'm going to be reduced to the status of a bum!

(''Gavin walks up.'')

'''Gavin:''' Did you just say "bum"?

'''Charlie:''' Hey, what are you doing here?

'''Gavin:''' I told them I was a delivery boy.

'''Charlie:''' You're going to get me in ''so'' much trouble, you can't be here!

'''Gavin:''' No, it's okay, come with me.

'''Charlie:''' No... I'm working! I've gotta finish... I've gotta work late on the Pantene job!

'''Gavin:''' It's okay, come with me. I've got a suprise.

'''Charlie:''' No, I can't, Gav. (''Gavin begins dragging her.'') Gav! Gav! I can't!

(''Cuts to the two of them walking in Charlie's old neighborhood.'')

'''Charlie:''' Gav, why are you taking me back here? I've been evicted.

'''Gavin:''' Well, actually, I've just rented a new flat here.

'''Charlie:''' Are you trying to be funny? Because, if you are, it's not.

'''Gavin:''' No. Actually, I've rented someplace for us both. To live together.

'''Charlie:''' What?

'''Gavin:''' (''kisses her head'') C'mon.

(''Gavin uses a key to open the door to what used to be Kate and Charlie's flat, but is now his and Charlie's flat.'')

'''Gavin:''' Madam.

(''Charlie looks around skeptically.'')

'''Gavin:''' (''laughs'') Yep! I am your new flatmate!

'''Charlie:''' Oh my God.

'''Gavin:''' Yeah! (''He hugs her.'') I'll get the mover men.

(''Tariq and Lee walk in carrying boxes.'')

'''Tariq:''' Oh, you're here at last. Gav, get back to the office and shoot the video.

'''Gavin:''' What?

'''Tariq:''' Our corporate video, Gavin. We need to be shooting it now. Let's do it now and get Lee to hold the camera.

'''Lee:''' Yeah, and the editing, and all the graphics.

'''Gavin:''' Yeah, actually, you're right. I'd better get back to the grind. C'mon Lee, hurry up. Get rid of that. We need to get back to the office. You can get the kettle on. C'mon. Chop chop! (''He walks over to Charlie, who has found a picture of Kate.'') Um, see ya later babe.

'''Charlie:''' Yeah, bye.

'''Tariq:''' C'mon Gav.

==Notes==

Kate Returns

2007-11-26T23:34:28Z

83.70.241.207: /* Transcript */

{{Blog
| name = Kate Returns
| number = 0091
| image = KM0091Kate.jpg
| caption = Sorry, but I'm taking my fashion tips from [[Lucy]] now.
| blogger = Charlie
| date = October 22nd, 2007
| url = {{KM|110}}
| forumid = 355
| length = 02:29
| description = I’ve never known anyone in my life quite like Kate. Has that cow got a nerve or what?
| location =


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| ps = Claire Finbow
| ipa = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Amy Barnes
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Hazel Grian
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =
| cast = {{VidChar|Kate}}
{{VidChar|Charlie}}
{{VidChar|Gavin}}

| Previous = The Message
| Next = Birthday Surprise

| PreviousB = My Last Resort
| NextB = Trait Negative

| KM = yes
}}
{{EpHeader|KM=yes|91}}

==Transcript==
(''Gavin and Charlie are approaching the millenium bridge.'')

'''Gavin:''' There she is.

'''Charlie:''' It's so windy here.

'''Gavin:''' Yeah, it is quite fresh. (''sniffs and sneezes'')

'''Charlie:''' Sorry, babe, I shouldn't have made you come with me.

'''Gavin:''' It's okay. You need all the help you can get. We should have brought Tariq though - it's a bit out of order.

'''Charlie:''' I'm sorry, but she didn't want me to bring anyone at all.

(''Approaching Kate who is dressed all in black, with sunglasses on.'')

'''Charlie:''' Kate, Kate, you okay? We were so worried about you. I'm sorry, I hope you don't mind me bringing Gav.

'''Kate:''' Hi Gavin.

'''Gavin:''' Kate.

'''Kate:''' Look, Charlie... I just came here to explain, I was really emotional the other day outside the flat ... I was.... (''incoherent because of wind'')

'''Charlie:''' I'm sorry, you what?

'''Kate:''' I said I'm going away to study art with Michelle.

'''Gavin:''' (''laughing'') Oh great.

'''Charlie:''' Kate, you - you can't go with her. She's just using you.

'''Kate:''' Charlie, Michelle has helped me understand myself better than anyone ever has. I mean, I now understand who I am. I understand my past and who I misguided thought I could run away from.

'''Charlie:''' Kate, you can't just go with her. They're using you, can't you see it? They want your blood. And they're gonna kill you for it! I just spent a week in a van, in a stolen van, trying to find you!

'''Kate:''' Charlie, I didn't want to be found. I needed space to think. I mean, Charlie, I appreciate your concern, but you've got to stop running after me and concentrate on your own life.

'''Charlie:''' (''shoving Kate repeatedly'') Selfish, inconsiderate, two faced bitch! This is all about you, isn't it? What's going on in that head of yours? (''Gavin nods and smiles into the camera'') You're psychologically unstable! They've completely brainwashed you and you can't see it!

'''Gavin:''' (''following Charlie who is walking away'') Charlie, wait! Charlie! Babe, that was absolutely brilliant! That was historic. It's about time someone told princess Kate what a self serving, self centered cow she actually is!

'''Charlie:''' Gav, I've stuffed up. I've let her go and she's not even thinking straight! I've got to find a way to get Michelle Clore to leave her alone!

'''Gavin:''' Babe, babe, just let it go. Just let it go. Listen, you've done enough. You've done more than enough. You can't do any more for her. She's potty. She's mental.

'''Charlie:''' There's got to be a way, there's got to be a way!

'''Gavin:''' Babe, babe, hey. (''Gavin grabs Charlie and hugs her to him.'')

==Notes==
*Kate is wearing [[sunglasses]]. They are unusually similar to the glasses seen in [[Awful Dream]].

Kate Returns

2007-11-26T23:33:34Z

83.70.241.207: /* Transcript */

{{Blog
| name = Kate Returns
| number = 0091
| image = KM0091Kate.jpg
| caption = Sorry, but I'm taking my fashion tips from [[Lucy]] now.
| blogger = Charlie
| date = October 22nd, 2007
| url = {{KM|110}}
| forumid = 355
| length = 02:29
| description = I’ve never known anyone in my life quite like Kate. Has that cow got a nerve or what?
| location =


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| ps = Claire Finbow
| ipa = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Amy Barnes
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Hazel Grian
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =
| cast = {{VidChar|Kate}}
{{VidChar|Charlie}}
{{VidChar|Gavin}}

| Previous = The Message
| Next = Birthday Surprise

| PreviousB = My Last Resort
| NextB = Trait Negative

| KM = yes
}}
{{EpHeader|KM=yes|91}}

==Transcript==
(''Gavin and Charlie are approaching the millenium bridge.'')

'''Gavin:''' There she is.

'''Charlie:''' It's so windy here.

'''Gavin:''' Yeah, it is quite fresh. (''sniffs and sneezes'')

'''Charlie:''' Sorry, babe, I shouldn't have made you come with me.

'''Gavin:''' It's okay. You need all the help you can get. We should have brought Tariq though - it's a bit out of order.

'''Charlie:''' I'm sorry, but she didn't want me to bring anyone at all.

(''Approaching Kate who is dressed all in black, with sunglasses on.'')

'''Charlie:''' Kate, Kate, you okay? We were so worried about you. I'm sorry, I hope you don't mind me bringing Gav.

'''Kate:''' Hi Gavin.

'''Gavin:''' Kate.

'''Kate:''' Look, Charlie... I just came here to explain, I was really emotional the other day outside the flat ... I was.... (''incoherent because of wind'')

'''Charlie:''' I'm sorry, you what?

'''Kate:''' I said I'm going away to study art with Michelle.

'''Gavin:''' (''laughing'') Oh great.

'''Charlie:''' Kate, you - you can't go with her. She's just using you.

'''Kate:''' Charlie, Michelle has helped me understand myself better than anyone ever has. I mean, I now understand who I am. I understand my past and who I misguided thought I could run away from.

'''Charlie:''' Kate, you can't just go with her. They're using you, can't you see it? They want your blood. And they're gonna kill you for it! I just spent a week in a van, in a stolen van, trying to find you!

'''Kate:''' Charlie, I didn't want to be found. I needed space to think. I mean, Charlie, I appreciate your concern, but you've got to stop running after me and concentrate on your own life.

'''Charlie:''' (''shoving Kate repeatedly'') Selfish, inconsiderate, two faced bitch! This is all about you, isn't it? What's going on in that head of yours? (''Gavin nods and smiles into the camera'') You're psychologically unstable! They've completely brainwashed you and you can't see it!

'''Gavin:''' (''following Charlie who is walking away'') Charlie, wait! Charlie! Babe, that was absolutely brilliant! That was historic. It's about time someone told princess Kate what a self serving, self centered cow she actually is!

'''Charlie:''' Gav, I've stuffed up. I've let her go and she's not even thinking straight! I've got to find a way to get Michelle Clore to leave her alone!

'''Gavin:''' Babe, babe, just let it go. Just let it go. Listen, you've done enough. You've done more than enough. You can't do anymore for her. She's potty. She's mental.

'''Charlie:''' There's got to be a way, there's got to be a way!

'''Gavin:''' Babe, babe, hey. (''Gavin grabs Charlie and hugs her to him.'')

==Notes==
*Kate is wearing [[sunglasses]]. They are unusually similar to the glasses seen in [[Awful Dream]].

The Message

2007-11-26T23:25:40Z

83.70.241.207: /* Transcript */

{{Blog
| name = The Message
| number = 0090
| image = KM0091Dudley.jpg
| caption = Dudley pulls a gun. Everyone is shocked.
| blogger = Steve
| date = October 19th, 2007
| url = {{KM|109}}
| forumid = 348
| length = 02:12
| description = We barely escaped with our lives from Dudley and The Specialist. We may as well have called the Order! Those guys have to be stopped.
| location =


| execprod = Miles Beckett and Greg Goodfried
| coexecprod = Joanna Shields and Amanda Goodfried
| assocprod = Cristy Coors Beasley
| serprod = Pete Gibbons
| lineprod = Kelly Brett
| ps = Claire Finbow
| ipa = Jonathan Almond
| pr = Amy Barnes
| directors = Gavin Rowe{{!}}Gavin Rowe (BigBalls Films)
| headwriter = Luke Hyams
| vidplay = Hazel Grian
| story = Miles Beckett, Luke Hyams, and Hazel Grian
| editor = Yusuf Pirhasan
| song =
| cast = {{VidChar|Steve}}
{{VidChar|Tariq}}
{{VidChar|Charlie}}
{{VidChar|Dudley|Liam Reilly}}
{{VidChar|Dr. William Griffin|Gene Foad}}

| Previous = Out of the Frying Pan...
| Next = Kate Returns
| PreviousB =
| NextB = Act Positive

| KM = yes
}}
{{EpHeader|KM=yes|90}}

==Transcript==

(''Steve, Charlie and Tariq are still in the woods. Dudley and his father, Dr. Griffin, have found them.'')

'''Steve:''' Just for the record (''shows the injuries on his face'') ''this'' is what you get if you ask violent people for help.

'''Charlie:''' Oh, I'm so sorry Steve, I thought we could trust them. I thought they were the only ones who can help us to find Kate.

'''Steve:''' The only thing you get from violent people Charlie, is more violence.

'''Dr. Griffin:''' Let me clean you up a little bit (''walks towards Steve while opening a little green purse.'')

'''Steve:''' Get away from me! I don't want your help. (''he hits the purse out of Dr. Griffin's hands.'')

'''Dr. Griffin:''' We all want to find Kate. And give her the help that she so urgently needs.

'''Steve:''' You don't wanna help Kate. All you wanna do is find Michelle Clore.

'''Dr. Griffin:''' (''smiles'') Of course we want to find Michelle Clore. By finding her, we find Kate. The answer to their whereabouts is undoubtedly on that laptop that you've found in that van. We have to work together. We have to help each other out.

(''Dudley runs towards Charlie, who is holding the laptop from the van, and grabs it out of her hands.'')

'''Dudley:''' (''yelling'') This is ridiculous, enough of this bullshit! (''pushes Charlie away'')

(''Tariq moves towards Dudley'')

'''Dr. Griffin:''' (''while holding Tariq back'') Wait!

'''Steve:''' Whoa, whoa!

(''Dudley pulls out a gun and aims at Tariq.'')

'''Dudley:''' What, yeah? Away from the van, now! (''aims the gun at his father, who looks at him surprised'') Shut up! Move, now!
You, (''aims at Steve'') choirboy, give me the camera, now! Give me the camera!

'''Steve:''' You have to shoot me first.

'''Charlie:''' (''kicks the gun out of Dudley's hand while screaming'') No! Run, run, run ,run!!

(''Charlie, Tariq and Steve run away through the woods, two gunshots are heard.'')

'''Tariq:''' Quick, quick!

(''They run out of the woods in panic, until they're next to a busy road.'')

'''Charlie:''' Did you guys hear the gunshots?

'''Steve:''' (''while gasping for air'') Yeah...

'''Tariq:''' They were totally insane!

(''They walk away from the woods, looking back at it.'')

'''Steve:''' How are you guys doing?

'''Charlie:''' Ok.

'''Steve:''' You're alright? So, what do we do now?

'''Tariq:''' We've got no chance at finding Kate now. They got the laptop.

(''Charlie looks at her mobile.'')

'''Tariq:''' Charlie, what are you doing, with the messaging and all?

'''Charlie:''' It's Kate. (''looks at her mobile again'')

'''Steve:''' What?

'''Charlie:''' It's Kate.

==Notes==