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Neil Mossey

2008-04-07T15:04:10Z

82.20.249.30:

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'''Neil Mossey''' is a writer on Season 2 of the webseries [[KateModern]].

Neil grew up in Central London, and worked solely in television and radio before joining the [[KateModern]] team. As a comedy producer at the BBC he was responsible for developing drama and new formats (such as "Stockport So Good They Named It Once" starring Dominic Monaghan and Jason Done, "Head Over Heels", and co-writing the nightly "Recommended Daily Allowance with John Gordillo").

His freelance writer, script editor, and producer credits include "My Parents Are Aliens" (itv1), "Freefonix" (BBC One), "Blackout" (Channel 4), "SuperNormal" (itv1), "The Worst Witch" (itv1), "Hedz" (BBC One), and "The Morning After Show" (Channel 4).

==External links==
*[http://neilmossey.com/Home_Page.html Official website]
*[http://neilmossey.wordpress.com/ Official blog]

{{KateCrewIndex}}

Half the Week Away

2008-03-21T22:35:56Z

82.20.249.30: /* Notes */

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| image = KM0206-Charlieheadset.jpg
| caption = Yes Gavin, I'm wearing my socks today.
| blogger = Gavin
| date = 20080319
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| description = Tried to take Charlie for lunch. Do you think she wasn’t interested or is it just me?
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==Transcript==
(''Gavin is standing outside of Charlie's office building. He films the building from the street''.)

'''Gavin:''' We are the only animals on this planet that know that at some stage we are going to die. And yet we're also the only animals on this planet, armed with this knowledge, that still go to work.

(''Gavin turns the camera on himself and starts walking toward the building''.)

'''Gavin:''' Well, screw that! And, what do you do when the company that you're supposed to be working for is for it? Hmm? The place you're supposed to give all your blood, sweat, and tears for, all going down the crapper. Do you stay at your desk and fulfill your contractual obligations? (''Goes inside. Cut to Gavin in the elevator''.) Or do you treat yourself to a nice, long three-hour lunch with your ex?

(''Cut to Gavin inside Charlie's office. He walks up to the secretary''.)

'''Gavin:''' Uh, hi. Um, Gavin? Here to see Charlie? Is she around?

'''Secretary:''' Um... (''Looks through papers on her desk''.) Yeah, yeah. She's just- The media centre around the corner?

'''Gavin:''' Oh, thanks. (''Turns the camera on himself as he walks to the media centre''.) And, yes, I'm aware I'm using a [[JustIncredible.TV|JustIncredible]] camera to show the fact that I'm not doing any work, but... call it irony.

(''Gavin arrives at the Media Centre and goes in. Cut to Charlie on a laptop inside. The TV nearby makes a chiming sound as the news comes on and Charlie looks up. Gavin zooms in on the TV. Cut to Charlie watching intently. Cut back to the TV''.)

'''Reporter:''' Detectives investigating the disappearance of eight London girls are still trying to establish a link between them. (''Cut to Charlie watching and then back to the TV''.) All the girls have gone missing since the nineteenth of January. Police admit they have no leads on a suspect or any useful CCTV footage. Two eye witnesses have described a man in a black suit with sharp features who was seen with two of the girls. (''Charlie looks concernedly at Gavin''.) More on that now, with our reporter-

(''Charlie turns off the TV and begins typing on the laptop''.)

'''Gavin:''' Wow! Kudos! (''Picks up a print out of a page regarding the fourth girl missing from the Telegraph''.) Or as the Americans say (''fakes a whiney American accent''.) "Kudos"! (''Laughs''.) You're a work dodger-extraordinaire!

'''Charlie:''' Gav, you didn't get my message?

'''Gavin:''' We could swap tips over dessert. (''Laughs''.) What message?

'''Charlie:''' I'm really sorry, but I'm kind of really snowed under at the moment.

'''Gavin:''' Well, yeah, I know, but are you ready to make a four day week into a three-and-a-half day week? (''Laughs''.)

'''Charlie:''' No, look, I- I can't do this right now. I've really got to get through this. (''Puts on her headphones''.)

'''Gavin:''' Okay, well- I'll see you at the date tomorrow, then, shall I?

'''Charlie:''' (''Looks at Gavin and pulls up an ear of her headphones''.) huh? (''Goes back to typing''.)

'''Gavin:''' The... office party tomorrow? See you then?

'''Charlie:''' Catch up another time?

'''Gavin:''' Yeah, o-okay. I'm worried about you, that's all. (''Heads to the door''.) 'Kay... H-Happy Easter.

(''Cut to Charlie engrossed in her work on the laptop''.)

==Notes==
The reporter looks like Ben Scotchbrook from uk network itv news.

Neil Mossey

2008-03-10T11:23:26Z

82.20.249.30:

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'''Neil Mossey''' is a writer for the webseries [[KateModern]].

Neil grew up in Central London, and before joining the [[KateModern]] team his credits are mainly in television. As a producer at the BBC he was responsible for developing new comedy drama and formats (such as "Head Over Heels", "Stockport So Good They Named It Once" starring Dominic Monaghan and Jason Done, and co-writing the nightly "Recommended Daily Allowance with John Gordillo").
His writer, producer and script editor credits include "My Parents Are Aliens" (itv1), "Blackout" (Channel 4), "SuperNormal" (itv1), "The Worst Witch" (itv1), "Hedz" (BBC One), and "The Morning After Show" (Channel 4).

==External links==
*[http://neilmossey.com/Home_Page.html Official website]
*[http://neilmossey.wordpress.com/ Official blog]

{{KateCrewIndex}}

Neil Mossey

2008-03-10T11:19:26Z

82.20.249.30:

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'''Neil Mossey''' is a writer for the webseries [[KateModern]].

Neil grew up in Central London, and before joining the [[KateModern]] team his background is mainly in television. As a producer at the BBC he was responsible for developing new formats and comedy drama (such as "Head Over Heels", "Stockport So Good They Named It Once" starring Dominic Monaghan and Jason Done, and co-writing the nightly "Recommended Daily Allowance with John Gordillo").
His writer, producer and script editor credits include "My Parents Are Aliens" (itv1), "Blackout" (Channel 4), "SuperNormal" (itv1), "The Worst Witch" (itv1), "Hedz" (BBC One), and "The Morning After Show" (Channel 4).

==External links==
*[http://neilmossey.com/Home_Page.html Official website]
*[http://neilmossey.wordpress.com/ Official blog]

{{KateCrewIndex}}

Neil Mossey

2008-03-10T11:19:00Z

82.20.249.30:

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'''Neil Mossey''' is a writer for the webseries [[KateModern]].

Neil grew up in Central London, and before joining the [[katemodern]] team his background is mainly in television. As a producer at the BBC he was responsible for developing new formats and comedy drama (such as "Head Over Heels", "Stockport So Good They Named It Once" starring Dominic Monaghan and Jason Done, and co-writing the nightly "Recommended Daily Allowance with John Gordillo").
His writer, producer and script editor credits include "My Parents Are Aliens" (itv1), "Blackout" (Channel 4), "SuperNormal" (itv1), "The Worst Witch" (itv1), "Hedz" (BBC One), and "The Morning After Show" (Channel 4).

==External links==
*[http://neilmossey.com/Home_Page.html Official website]
*[http://neilmossey.wordpress.com/ Official blog]

{{KateCrewIndex}}

What Does Patricia Know?

2008-01-31T22:57:12Z

82.20.249.30:

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==Transcript==
(''Steve and Charlie are watching the [[Man on a Mission|surveillance footage]] from the internet café''.)

'''Steve:''' Sorry I couldn't run off a proper copy.

'''Charlie:''' Oh, it's alright, it's going through okay on here. Thanks for bringing it over.

'''Steve:''' I just don't know what she's doing with her. I was convinced it was gonna be [[Michelle Clore|Clore]]. Did you try Patricia again?

'''Charlie:''' Yeah, but it just goes straight through to voicemail. If I hear another "Hi, this is Patricia Neilson" again, I'm gonna scream.

(''The doorbell rings and Charlie sounds irritated as she gets up''.)

'''Steve:''' Have I left enough room on?

'''Charlie:''' Hold this.

(''Charlie hands the camera to Steve and goes to the door. Steve turns the camera back to the laptop and shows a close up of Patricia in the video as Charlie opens the door in the background''.)

'''Tariq:''' That bloody woman.

'''Steve:''' Oh, no...

'''Tariq:''' You know where she is, Charlie? You might as well tell me, I've seen it.

(''Tariq and Charlie come in. Tariq sees Steve and looks at Charlie accusingly''.)

'''Steve:''' Great! Earl Spencer's making videos now is it?

'''Charlie:''' Hey, Tariq, please-

'''Steve:''' Hey, now, now, come on.

'''Charlie:''' HEY! (''Pulls Tariq back''.)

'''Tariq:''' He's here to do something useful, isn't he?

'''Charlie:''' TARIQ! Tariq!

'''Steve:''' Hey!

'''Charlie:''' Tariq, just leave it.

'''Steve:''' Calm down, huh?

'''Charlie:''' Just back off.

'''Steve:''' I'm onto it. What have ''you'' been doing?

(''Tariq walks over to the couch''.)

'''Tariq:''' Flipping reporter. I couldn't avoid her the other weekend.

'''Charlie:''' Well, none of us can get hold of her now. Guys, this is stupid; look at you! Murder? You couldn't! Either of you! I know you didn't do it. Look, we've got to work together on this one. We've got to stick together. There's so much ground to cover. Can you please put your boys back in your pants and just call it a truce?

'''Tariq:''' (''Looks irritated at Steve''.) Is it back in?

'''Steve:''' (''Pans the camera down to his pants''.) Yeah... Truce?

'''Tariq:''' Truce.

==Notes==
*Tariq's Earl Spencer remark is sarcastic allusion to Steve's speech in [[Kate's Memorial Service]]. Earl Spencer was Princess Diana's brother, and gave a fitting obituary at her funeral.

What Does Patricia Know?

2008-01-31T18:20:00Z

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==Transcript==
(''Steve and Charlie are watching the [[Man on a Mission|surveillance footage]] from the internet café''.)

'''Steve:''' Sorry I couldn't run off a proper copy.

'''Charlie:''' Oh, it's alright, it's going through okay on here. Thanks for bringing it over.

'''Steve:''' I just don't know what she's doing with her. I was convinced it was gonna be [[Michelle Clore|Clore]]. Did you try Patricia again?

'''Charlie:''' Yeah, but it just goes straight through to voicemail. If I hear another "Hi, this is Patricia Neilson" again, I'm gonna scream.

(''The doorbell rings and Charlie sounds irritated as she gets up''.)

'''Steve:''' Have I left enough room on?

'''Charlie:''' Hold this.

(''Charlie hands the camera to Steve and goes to the door. Steve turns the camera back to the laptop and shows a close up of Patricia in the video as Charlie opens the door in the background''.)

'''Tariq:''' That bloody woman.

'''Steve:''' Oh, no...

'''Tariq:''' You know where she is, Charlie? You might as well tell me, I've seen it.

(''Tariq and Charlie come in. Tariq sees Steve and looks at Charlie accusingly''.)

'''Steve:''' Great! Earl Spencer's making videos now is it?

'''Charlie:''' Hey, Tariq, please-

'''Steve:''' Hey, now, now, come on.

'''Charlie:''' HEY! (''Pulls Tariq back''.)

'''Tariq:''' He's here to do something useful, isn't he?

'''Charlie:''' TARIQ! Tariq!

'''Steve:''' Hey!

'''Charlie:''' Tariq, just leave it.

'''Steve:''' Calm down, huh?

'''Charlie:''' Just back off.

'''Steve:''' I'm onto it. What have ''you'' been doing?

(''Tariq walks over to the couch''.)

'''Tariq:''' Flipping reporter. I couldn't avoid her the other weekend.

'''Charlie:''' Well, none of us can get hold of her now. Guys, this is stupid; look at you! Murder? You couldn't! Either of you! I know you didn't do it. Look, we've got to work together on this one. We've got to stick together. There's so much ground to cover. Can you please put your boys back in your pants and just call it a truce?

'''Tariq:''' (''Looks irritated at Steve''.) Is it back in?

'''Steve:''' (''Pans the camera down to his pants''.) Yeah... Truce?

'''Tariq:''' Truce.

==Notes==
*Tariq's Earl Spencer remark is sarcastic allusion to his speech at Princess Diana's Funeral and Steve's speech in [[Kate's Memorial Service|167. Kate's Memorial Service]] where they last met (and fought).

What Does Patricia Know?

2008-01-31T18:18:08Z

82.20.249.30:

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==Transcript==
(''Steve and Charlie are watching the [[Man on a Mission|surveillance footage]] from the internet café''.)

'''Steve:''' Sorry I couldn't run off a proper copy.

'''Charlie:''' Oh, it's alright, it's going through okay on here. Thanks for bringing it over.

'''Steve:''' I just don't know what she's doing with her. I was convinced it was gonna be [[Michelle Clore|Clore]]. Did you try Patricia again?

'''Charlie:''' Yeah, but it just goes straight through to voicemail. If I hear another "Hi, this is Patricia Neilson" again, I'm gonna scream.

(''The doorbell rings and Charlie sounds irritated as she gets up''.)

'''Steve:''' Have I left enough room on?

'''Charlie:''' Hold this.

(''Charlie hands the camera to Steve and goes to the door. Steve turns the camera back to the laptop and shows a close up of Patricia in the video as Charlie opens the door in the background''.)

'''Tariq:''' That bloody woman.

'''Steve:''' Oh, no...

'''Tariq:''' You know where she is, Charlie? You might as well tell me, I've seen it.

(''Tariq and Charlie come in. Tariq sees Steve and looks at Charlie accusingly''.)

'''Steve:''' Great! Earl Spencer's making videos now is it?

'''Charlie:''' Hey, Tariq, please-

'''Steve:''' Hey, now, now, come on.

'''Charlie:''' HEY! (''Pulls Tariq back''.)

'''Tariq:''' He's here to do something useful, isn't he?

'''Charlie:''' TARIQ! Tariq!

'''Steve:''' Hey!

'''Charlie:''' Tariq, just leave it.

'''Steve:''' Calm down, huh?

'''Charlie:''' Just back off.

'''Steve:''' I'm onto it. What have ''you'' been doing?

(''Tariq walks over to the couch''.)

'''Tariq:''' Flipping reporter. I couldn't avoid her the other weekend.

'''Charlie:''' Well, none of us can get hold of her now. Guys, this is stupid; look at you! Murder? You couldn't! Either of you! I know you didn't do it. Look, we've got to work together on this one. We've got to stick together. There's so much ground to cover. Can you please put your boys back in your pants and just call it a truce?

'''Tariq:''' (''Looks irritated at Steve''.) Is it back in?

'''Steve:''' (''Pans the camera down to his pants''.) Yeah... Truce?

'''Tariq:''' Truce.

==Notes==
*Tariq's Earl Spencer remark is sarcastic reference to Steve's speech in [[Kate's Memorial Service|167. Kate's Memorial Service]] where they last met (and fought).

What Does Patricia Know?

2008-01-31T18:16:47Z

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==Transcript==
(''Steve and Charlie are watching the [[Man on a Mission|surveillance footage]] from the internet café''.)

'''Steve:''' Sorry I couldn't run off a proper copy.

'''Charlie:''' Oh, it's alright, it's going through okay on here. Thanks for bringing it over.

'''Steve:''' I just don't know what she's doing with her. I was convinced it was gonna be [[Michelle Clore|Clore]]. Did you try Patricia again?

'''Charlie:''' Yeah, but it just goes straight through to voicemail. If I hear another "Hi, this is Patricia Neilson" again, I'm gonna scream.

(''The doorbell rings and Charlie sounds irritated as she gets up''.)

'''Steve:''' Have I left enough room on?

'''Charlie:''' Hold this.

(''Charlie hands the camera to Steve and goes to the door. Steve turns the camera back to the laptop and shows a close up of Patricia in the video as Charlie opens the door in the background''.)

'''Tariq:''' That bloody woman.

'''Steve:''' Oh, no...

'''Tariq:''' You know where she is, Charlie? You might as well tell me, I've seen it.

(''Tariq and Charlie come in. Tariq sees Steve and looks at Charlie accusingly''.)

'''Steve:''' Great! Earl Spencer's making videos now is it?

'''Charlie:''' Hey, Tariq, please-

'''Steve:''' Hey, now, now, come on.

'''Charlie:''' HEY! (''Pulls Tariq back''.)

'''Tariq:''' He's here to do something useful, isn't he?

'''Charlie:''' TARIQ! Tariq!

'''Steve:''' Hey!

'''Charlie:''' Tariq, just leave it.

'''Steve:''' Calm down, huh?

'''Charlie:''' Just back off.

'''Steve:''' I'm onto it. What have ''you'' been doing?

(''Tariq walks over to the couch''.)

'''Tariq:''' Flipping reporter. I couldn't avoid her the other weekend.

'''Charlie:''' Well, none of us can get hold of her now. Guys, this is stupid; look at you! Murder? You couldn't! Either of you! I know you didn't do it. Look, we've got to work together on this one. We've got to stick together. There's so much ground to cover. Can you please put your boys back in your pants and just call it a truce?

'''Tariq:''' (''Looks irritated at Steve''.) Is it back in?

'''Steve:''' (''Pans the camera down to his pants''.) Yeah... Truce?

'''Tariq:''' Truce.

==Notes==
*Tariq's Earl Spencer remark is sarcastic reference to Steve's speech in [[167. Kate's Memorial Service]] where they last met (and fought).

What Does Patricia Know?

2008-01-31T18:14:53Z

82.20.249.30:

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| caption = I'm not putting it back in!
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==Transcript==
(''Steve and Charlie are watching the [[Man on a Mission|surveillance footage]] from the internet café''.)

'''Steve:''' Sorry I couldn't run off a proper copy.

'''Charlie:''' Oh, it's alright, it's going through okay on here. Thanks for bringing it over.

'''Steve:''' I just don't know what she's doing with her. I was convinced it was gonna be [[Michelle Clore|Clore]]. Did you try Patricia again?

'''Charlie:''' Yeah, but it just goes straight through to voicemail. If I hear another "Hi, this is Patricia Neilson" again, I'm gonna scream.

(''The doorbell rings and Charlie sounds irritated as she gets up''.)

'''Steve:''' Have I left enough room on?

'''Charlie:''' Hold this.

(''Charlie hands the camera to Steve and goes to the door. Steve turns the camera back to the laptop and shows a close up of Patricia in the video as Charlie opens the door in the background''.)

'''Tariq:''' That bloody woman.

'''Steve:''' Oh, no...

'''Tariq:''' You know where she is, Charlie? You might as well tell me, I've seen it.

(''Tariq and Charlie come in. Tariq sees Steve and looks at Charlie accusingly''.)

'''Steve:''' Great! Earl Spencer's making videos now is it?

'''Charlie:''' Hey, Tariq, please-

'''Steve:''' Hey, now, now, come on.

'''Charlie:''' HEY! (''Pulls Tariq back''.)

'''Tariq:''' He's here to do something useful, isn't he?

'''Charlie:''' TARIQ! Tariq!

'''Steve:''' Hey!

'''Charlie:''' Tariq, just leave it.

'''Steve:''' Calm down, huh?

'''Charlie:''' Just back off.

'''Steve:''' I'm onto it. What have ''you'' been doing?

(''Tariq walks over to the couch''.)

'''Tariq:''' Flipping reporter. I couldn't avoid her the other weekend.

'''Charlie:''' Well, none of us can get hold of her now. Guys, this is stupid; look at you! Murder? You couldn't! Either of you! I know you didn't do it. Look, we've got to work together on this one. We've got to stick together. There's so much ground to cover. Can you please put your boys back in your pants and just call it a truce?

'''Tariq:''' (''Looks irritated at Steve''.) Is it back in?

'''Steve:''' (''Pans the camera down to his pants''.) Yeah... Truce?

'''Tariq:''' Truce.

==Notes==
*Tariq's Earl Spencer remark is sarcastic reference to Steve's speech in 167. Kate's Memorial Service where they last met (and fought).