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| caption = I wish Tariq was here...
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| date = August 16th, 2007
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| description = Things just aren't the same in the office with Tariq not around. I'm really starting to miss his bald head and he's only been away a day. Come back mate. All is forgiven. I still love you.
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the twenty-fifth webisode in the [[KateModern]] [[List of KateModern videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Various shots of women walking down the road'')

'''Gavin:''' Ah yeah, all shapes, all sizes. (''Cut to shot of Gavin talking to camera'') Well, I never thought I'd get bored of this. My heart's just-it's not in it today, oop, hold on (''turns the camera towards two women walking by'') wow. (''Back to Gavin'') I thought I'd come out for a spot of lunch...just didn-didn't really feel like going back. I dont like being the office on my own. I wish [[Tariq]] was here...I didn't like seeing that [[Walk of Shame|video of him at Upton Park]], I just, I-I thought he was being a bit hard on himself for something that probably wasn't even his fault anyway. And as for that [[Steve]] bloke (''shakes his head and sighs''). We haven't got time for any more of [[Kate]] and her 'modern madness' (''Video turns black and white and Gavin puts on a faux-poh voice'') Look at my art videos, [[I like Pigeons!|pigeons aren't they great]]! (''Shot of a pigeon'') Ooh, he's done a little poo! (''Colour returns and Gavin uses his normal voice'') I need Tariq here now, the people I ended up borrowing our start up capital from...well they're not exactly Barclays and they're definitely not gonna take too kindly to the repayment setbacks. Oi oi.

(''Turns camera toward [[Charlie]]'').

'''Charlie:''' Are you stalking me??

'''Gavin:''' I didn't know you worked round here. Whats the matter?

'''Charlie:''' It's Kate.

'''Gavin:''' (''Disdainful noise'') You as well eh?

'''Charlie:''' Well I'm-I'm worried about her.

'''Gavin:''' Why, whats she done now?

'''Charlie:''' Well it's Steve.

'''Gavin:''' Ugh. (''Pans the camera down to Charlie's legs'')

'''Charlie:''' I mean, apparently he's found out that she was down in the Carnaby Street area when she went missing and now he wants to take her back down there.

'''Gavin:''' Sounds like bollocks to me.

'''Charlie:''' I mean-I just, I'm worried about her, I don't want her to go! (''Camera pans down again'')

'''Gavin:''' If you want, I can look into it for ya.

'''Charlie:''' You can?

'''Gavin:''' Yeah, I'm a-I'm a bit handy with the old internet and stuff, no promises but I'll see what I can find.

'''Charlie:''' That could be really cool....you're the best. (''Gavin laughs modestly then kisses Charlie on the cheek'') What are you doing here anyway?

'''Gavin:''' Ah well, I'm just brushing up on my ornithology.

'''Charlie:''' Ornithology?

'''Gavin:''' Yep...yea its er, it's my-it's my favourite hobby. You'll love it. Just-you just walk that way, I'll, ah, get a bit of practice. (''Zooms in on Charlie's behind'') Pow!

==Notes==

*Ornithology by definition is "the study of birds." In Britain, however, the term "bird" also refers to women. So the title of the video is probably a pun, since Gavin spends a good half of the video watching women pass by.
*The video advances the sexual tension in Gavin and Charlie's relationship.

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