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Birdwatching

2007-08-17T07:56:54Z

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| caption = I wish Tariq was here...
| blogger = Gavin
| date = August 16th, 2007
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| length = 02:19
| description = Things just aren't the same in the office with Tariq not around. I'm really starting to miss his bald head and he's only been away a day. Come back mate. All is forgiven. I still love you.
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the twenty-fifth webisode in the [[KateModern]] [[List of KateModern videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Various shots of women walking down the road'')

'''Gavin:''' Ah yeah, all shapes, all sizes. (''Cut to shot of Gavin talking to camera'') Well, I never thought I'd get bored of this. My heart's just-it's not in it today, oop, hold on (''turns the camera towards two women walking by'') wow. (''Back to Gavin'') I thought I'd come out for a spot of lunch...just didn-didn't really feel like going back. I dont like being the office on my own. I wish [[Tariq]] was here...I didn't like seeing that [[Walk of Shame|video of him at Upton Park]], I just, I-I thought he was being a bit hard on himself for something that probably wasn't even his fault anyway. And as for that [[Steve]] bloke (''shakes his head and sighs''). We haven't got time for any more of [[Kate]] and her 'modern madness' (''Video turns black and white and Gavin puts on a faux-poh voice'') Look at my art videos, [[I like Pigeons!|pigeons aren't they great]]! (''Shot of a pigeon'') Ooh, he's done a little poo! (''Colour returns and Gavin uses his normal voice'') I need Tariq here now, the people I ended up borrowing our start up capital from...well they're not exactly Barclays and they're definitely not gonna take too kindly to the repayment setbacks. Oi oi.

(''Turns camera toward [[Charlie]]'').

'''Charlie:''' Are you stalking me??

'''Gavin:''' I didn't know you worked round here. Whats the matter?

'''Charlie:''' It's Kate.

'''Gavin:''' (''Disdainful noise'') You as well eh?

'''Charlie:''' Well I'm-I'm worried about her.

'''Gavin:''' Why, whats she done now?

'''Charlie:''' Well it's Steve.

'''Gavin:''' Ugh. (''Pans the camera down to Charlie's legs'')

'''Charlie:''' I mean, apparently he's found out that she was down in the Carnaby Street area when she went missing and now he wants to take her back down there.

'''Gavin:''' Sounds like bollocks to me.

'''Charlie:''' I mean-I just, I'm worried about her, I don't want her to go! (''Camera pans down again'')

'''Gavin:''' If you want, I can look into it for ya.

'''Charlie:''' You can?

'''Gavin:''' Yeah, I'm a-I'm a bit handy with the old internet and stuff, no promises but I'll see what I can find.

'''Charlie:''' That could be really cool....you're the best. (''Gavin laughs modestly then kisses Charlie on the cheek'') What are you doing here anyway?

'''Gavin:''' Ah well, I'm just brushing up on my ornithology.

'''Charlie:''' Ornithology?

'''Gavin:''' Yep...yea its er, it's my-it's my favourite hobby. You'll love it. Just-you just walk that way, I'll, ah, get a bit of practice. (''Zooms in on Charlie's behind'') Pow!

==Notes==

*Ornithology by definition is "the study of birds." In Britain, however, the term "bird" also refers to women. So the title of the video is probably a pun, since Gavin spends a good half of the video watching women pass by.
*The video advances the sexual tension in Gavin and Charlie's relationship.

Crazy Emo Chick

2007-05-02T16:51:31Z

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| date = May 1st, 2007
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| forumid = 9634
| length = 1:29
| description = We got a message from Taylor to go and meet her. When we showed up, it wasn't exactly what we expected. Taylor wasn't there, but we were "introduced" to her sister Sarah.
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'''Crazy Emo Chick''' is the one hundred eighty-fourth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==

'''Bree:''' No surprise, Jonas got us lost. Now we're here, it's ten in the a-m, we've got a girl to save, people to see and… what do you know. Sleeps-a-lot and snore-factory are still sleeping. 'To Jonas and Daniel' Wake up!

'''Daniel:''' 'groans'

'Bree tries to wake up Jonas'

'''Jonas:''' 'half asleep' Get me a coffee and some pancakes.

'''Bree:''' I'm not your slave.

'Cut to Jonas holding the camera'

'''Jonas:''' Bree's in the shower. Thank God because… she's like the mother bird some times, you know? Like "Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Chirp! Chirp!" 'Daniel throws a pillow at Jonas' "Chirp! Chirp! Chirp!"

'''Daniel:''' Can we just get our own room next time?

'''Jonas:''' 'Gives Daniel the thumbs up'

'Cut to Bree in the bathroom'

'''Bree:''' So I got an email from [[Taylor]]. She asked us to meet her and her sister at the park. So after we get ready we're going to meet them. I'm a little bit nervous

'Cut to the park'

'''Bree:''' It looks like no one's here. 'To Jonas' Did you find anything?

'''Jonas:''' 'Pointing to a trash can' I found a Happy Meal. French fries are still good.

'''Bree:''' What do we do?

'''Jonas:''' I don't know I'm just gonna keep lookin. Maybe I can find a soft drink!

'''Bree:''' Are you sure this is the place?

'''Jonas:''' I don't know this is the only park around, so I don't know.

'Cut to the bleachers. Daniel is walking to the camera with her hands up. A blonde girl is behind him.'

'''Bree:''' Oh my God!

'''Daniel:''' She's got a gun! Don't Bree! Get back!

'''Bree:''' What do we do—

'''Blond Girl:''' Turn off the camera!

'''Daniel:''' Do what she says! Shut it—

'''Blonde Girl:''' Turn off the camera!

'''Daniel:''' Turn it off!

'Cut to Blonde Girl sitting on the bleachers, laughing'

'''Bree:''' Tell them what you did.

'''Blonde Girl:''' I pretended this 'holds up lipstick' was a gun, and held it up to Daniel's back.

'''Bree:''' 'Turning the camera to Daniel' And what do you think of that? Daniel?

'Daniel stares at the camera angrily, but says nothing. Cut to Daniel in the middle of the park.'

'''Daniel:''' Who is this girl? The first time I meet her she shoves lipstick in my back and makes me think it's a gun and then, to top it all off, walking back here she pantses me! It's embarrassing look. 'Showing the top of his boxers' That's the English flag underwear! I haven't been able to do laundry and its the last pair I had. Glad it wasn't on camera.

==Notes==
*The pattern in Daniel's boxers is technically not the English Flag (The flag of St. George) but the British Union Flag.

Talk:Bree

2007-04-12T17:12:14Z

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Bree is one fucking hot cunt

Missing Days

2007-04-03T15:22:41Z

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| date = April 2nd, 2007
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| description = Sorry for not posting in awhile! Last week was crazy... we thought we got away from that guy that was chasing us, but we went to the gas station... and next thing we know we're running through the desert. There's three days that we don't remember. We're kinda shell shocked, but we spent last week recovering. And now, we have a plan. - Daniel Faction: THE RESISTANCE Status: PUBLIC VIDEO
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'''Missing Days''' is the one hundred sixty-fourth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==

'''Daniel:''' (''Daniel narrates while the trio drives through desert and other landscape.'') What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas... that kinda has a new meaning now. The last thing I remember, we were at this gas station, and the next thing we're running like hell through the desert, Bree's way off in the distance, we hear a gunshot, and Jonas and I hit the deck. Pretty sure it was a watcher that shot that crazy guy that grabbed us... I have no idea what happened, but we were gone for like three days. We spent the week wandering, staying in hotels... Bree didn't want to ever post a video again. Well, I'm sorry if we worried anybody out there, we just felt so helpless. I decided to call Alex. I know, I know, that's crazy, huh? I was sick of running, I figured I'd just grab the bull by the horns, try talking to her about Jonas' parents, I told her about Vegas... it was weird. She sounded like she really wanted to say something to me, but she couldn't. She almost sounded like she was crying, and then she hung up the phone. She wouldn't answer after that, but I don't give up that easily. She's the only connection we have back to the Order and Jonas' parents, so, well, here we are, back at Alex's, waiting. (''They pull up at Alex's house and stop.'')

'''Jonas:''' (''He spots Alex coming out the door, dressed in black and white and carrying some bags.'') Oh!

'''Daniel:''' I told you! There she is. I told you.

'''Bree:''' Where is she going?

'''Jonas:''' She looks like she's carrying... some stuff. Is that...?

'''Daniel:''' She looks like she's coming this way...

'''Jonas:''' Awww... shit. Get down. Get down, get down, Bree! Get down.

'''Daniel:''' Crap, she is coming this way.

'''Jonas:''' Shit. (''unintelligible'')

'''Daniel:''' It's all good, she went the other way. Aw, I feel like a dork now.

(''The camera cuts to Daniel and Jonas in the car, parked in a hotel garage.'')

'''Daniel:''' Well we are beat. Alex decided she'd had enough of driving for one night so... she stopped here. It's a fancy schmancy hotel.

'''Jonas:''' That, and Bree's been talking about using the ladies room for the last... I don't know, two hours?

'''Daniel:''' I don't, I don't think it's smart for us to actually stay in the same hotel.

'''Jonas:''' Why?

'''Daniel:''' Because, dude, it'd be safer to stay in the car.

'''Jonas:''' But I'm tired. Eh...

'''Daniel:''' That, and we can also watch Alex's car, man.

'''Jonas:''' What, you want to sleep in the car?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, dude! What, what do I stink or something? Do I have a disease? (''sniffs himself'') Yeah, I smell fine! (''He shrugs at the camera.'')

'''Jonas:''' No, I mean, you all want to sleep in the car, we can sleep in the car.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, we're sleeping in the car. Dude, don't even worry about it, we're not going to spoon or anything like that, it's fine.

'''Jonas:''' I wasn't worried about that. ...I got the passenger seat though, just for--

'''Daniel:''' What? No. No chance. No chance. You're the driver, you gotta sleep--

'''Jonas:''' All right, then I get the backseat.

'''Daniel:''' (''chuckles'') All right, you take that up with Bree. Hah, you're stuck, dude.

'''Jonas:''' (''referring to the steering wheel.'') Looks like it's just, uh, you and me, honey. (''He makes beeping and honking noises while pretending to press the horn.'') I've slept with worse.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, well, goodnight, and um, yeah, goodnight. (''He reclines in the passenger seat.'') Ahh... this is so comfortable without a steering wheel. Oohhh-oo-oh! ...haha. (''Jonas glares at him.'') Sorry.

(''The camera cuts to Daniel, now the only one awake, with Jonas snoring beside him in the driver's seat and Bree, not clearly visible, in a sleeping bag in the backseat.'')

'''Daniel:''' Oh my God, somebody shoot me please. This is ridiculous. Jonas is getting his revenge on me. He freakin' snores like a beast. And they call me DanielBeast. This is ridiculous. And on top of that, he mumbles just weird stuff while he sleeps. See, there he goes again.

'''Jonas:''' Hm... Buy it! No, I don't try to--

'''Daniel:''' Buy it... freakin'... shut up! Oh, God. But it's okay, I got it on tape. Sucka... this is blackmail. (''He bugs his eyes out at the camera.'')

'''Jonas:''' Umm... you... it's hot, so turn it off.

==Notes==
* When the video was first uploaded to [http://one.revver.com/watch/223536 revver.com] it was titled '''Hustle And Flow'''.
* Nowhere in this video do we see Bree, save for the possible sleeping bag in the backseat. This video could possibly be deliberate misinformation aimed at the Order, although it lacks some continuity as a misinformation video. Taping at Alex's house is recorded from the backseat in Bree's point of view, and we hear Bree's voice.
* Jonas is wearing a [[cap]].