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Slow Down and Stare

2007-10-20T03:06:40Z

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==Transcript==
(''Jonas is outside the rented house'')

'''Jonas:''' I guess Sarah posted a [[A Woman's Touch|video]] last night after we had gone to sleep and this morning she busts into the room and wakes us up and says that we should watch it 'cause it has some important information on it. And she demands that Daniel get up and watch it, like, right away. Right away. We didn't even get to eat breakfast.

(''Daniel is in his room watching [[A Woman's Touch]] on his laptop.'')

'''Daniel:''' Sarah, what the hell was that?

(''Daniel slams laptop shut and walks out of the room to the kitchen where Sarah is.'')

'''Sarah:''' What the hell was what?

'''Daniel:''' (''pointing at his laptop in his room'') What the hell was that video? Why are you even showing me something like that? What'd you make her do?

'''Sarah:''' I didn't ''"make"'' her do anything.

'''Daniel:''' You made her do something! This has ''you'' written all over it. I know it does.

'''Sarah:''' Look, just 'cause your girlfriend's a little too good at flirting, don't blame me.

'''Daniel:''' No! Mallory would never do anything like that! I know-- (''stops pointing'')

'''Sarah:''' Well, apparently she would,

'''Daniel:''' No--

'''Sarah:''' because she did.

'''Daniel:''' You're just plain--trying to screw us up! Always! You're--Such--

'''Sarah:''' I'm not trying to screw you up.

'''Daniel:''' (''up close to Sarah's face'') You're a conniving [[Four-letter words|bitch]], Sarah, and that's all you're ever gonna be. (''walking away'') And you know it.

'''Sarah:''' Have a nice day to you too.

(''Jonas outside'')

'''Jonas:''' And that's pretty much how it was all day. One would calm down, the other would flare up. Somehow I managed to stay out of it. Barely.

(''Voices off camera as Jonas follows them'')

'''Mallory:''' I don't want to talk about this anymore.

'''Daniel:''' Mallory. Mallory! Come back!

'''Mallory:''' Daniel, I don't want to talk it.

'''Daniel:''' No, we have to talk about this!

'''Mallory:''' No!

(''Camera rests on Mallory sitting on the couch, Daniel sitting on the coffee table in front of Mallory, and Sarah sitting at the table in the back.'')

'''Daniel:''' Why can't you--?

'''Mallory:''' Look, I got the information and that's all I was suppose to do, okay?

'''Daniel:''' No! You got talked into making out with some guy at a bar.

'''Mallory:''' You know, give me some credit for having a brain all right?

'''Daniel:''' Wh--

'''Mallory:''' I'm starting to believe that maybe Sarah is right about you. Maybe you are sexist.

'''Daniel:''' Sexist?! Why? 'Cause I don't let the local slut talk my girlfriend into making out with ''some'' [[Chris|guy]] at a bar.

'''Sarah:''' Yeah, well the local slut just got the best information we've had all week in order to get [[Emma]] back.

'''Mallory:''' Shut up, Sarah. I got it.

'''Sarah:''' Yeah, well, you know you wouldn't have if I hadn't--

'''Mallory:''' Well, you know what? Why did you have to go posting the kiss on me? What the hell was that about?

'''Sarah:''' Well, you know what? At least I didn't ''"post it"'' having his ''hand'' on your ass.

'''Daniel:''' What!

'''Mallory:''' Oh my God.

'''Daniel:''' (''getting up'') What? He had his hand on your ass, too?

'''Mallory:''' Daniel, it's not what it--

'''Daniel:''' (''To Jonas holding the camera'') Ju-- Move. Dude.

'''Jonas:''' I went back and I looked at the video. And I think Sarah was right. I think there was some pretty good intel about Emma in there. And you know what? That's what matter. Because we have this crazy triangle thing going on in our house right now and... Look, they're gonna make up. There's gonna be a truce. I made a mistake. I went out on my own. And that's why Emma is where she is now. Everything good that we've ever done, we've done together. So, tomorrow, that's it. No more of this "Boy vs. Girl" crap. It's just us, together. Peace.

==Notes==
*Sonia is nowhere to be seen in this video, even though it's unlikely she left the house, given her [[They Beat Her!!!|recent experience]].
*The title of this video most likely refers to what people do when they pass traffic accidents.
*Notice in the former video "''Women's Touch''" where Sarah talks about how Daniel and Jonas haven't slept in weeks but here Jonas mentions that he recently got some rest.

Free Will (video)

2007-08-15T20:55:48Z

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'''Free Will''' is the twenty-second webisode in the [[KateModern]] [[List of KateModern videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''[[Steve]] is pacing around [[Kate|Kate's]] bedroom'')

'''Steve:''' It's a simple story really, classic themes. Happiness, sadness, love, violence. (''Cut to Steve sitting on Kate's bed'') Kate visited a doctor to follow up an abnormal blood test, twenty-four hours later she ended up in this bed, (''strokes the bed'') with absolutely no recollection of what happened to her in between. (''Cut to Steve holding Kate's scarf'') She's had a rough week. Her friends don't believe her and her boyfriend, [[Tariq]], he doesn't trust her. Well I do, I trust her and I wanna help. So! Boy meets girl, girl meets new boy, old boy punches new boy, new boy goes to the police, old boy goes to prison...(''laughs'') Nah, I wouldn't really do that mate, I wouldn't go to the police. (''Starts making Kate's bed'') Some people know how to show restraint. (''Steve sits back down on the bed and sighs'') The plot thickens. New boy belongs to a religion that the old boy doesn't understand. Regardless, the [[Hymn of One]] is not relevant to my interest in Kate. I just wanna help her get her memory back. I mean, can't a person help a fellow human in need? (''Cut to a shot of a live search for "alien autopsy" on Kate's laptop'') Alien autopsy, aliens are not real. (''Cut to a live search for "bonsai kitten"'') Bonsai kittens, a hoax, Tariq, no-one is raising kittens in little jars. (''Cut to a shot of [[LG15.com]]'') Lonelygirl15, those kids in America, the [[Order]]. D'you really believe in a secret society? Killing girls and using their blood for eternal life? Here's what's true, for the past week I have been helping Kate (''Steve walks over to a table and picks up a mobile phone'') and I succeeded...because I used my brain, not my fists. (''Three pictures are shown'') Found these pictures on Kate's phone, she doesn't remember taking them. (''Steve is sitting at a laptop'') I'm gonna post them onto Kate's Bebo site, so everyone can help us find out where they're from. I promised Kate I would help figure out where she went, who's responsible, I'll do it by noon on Saturday. And Tariq, why don't you help? You can be part of this story too.

==Notes==
*This is Steve's first video blog.
*This is the first time [[lonelygirl15]] and the [[Order]] have been mentioned by name in KateModern.
*This video explains that [[the Ceremony (ritual)|the Ceremony]] is used to give the Elders eternal life.
*Steve actually put the pictures up on both [http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=4559170159 his] and Kate's [http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=4267180392 Bebo page].
*Steve strokes the bed, as if there's fond memories attached. Also, he is neatening up the bed which is strange to do unless you've made a mess of it. However, there's no real evidence to Kate and Steve hooking up.
*When Steve shows the LG15 website, the KateModern icon is on the lower right corner of the screen. Therefore, if Steve says LG15 isn't real, niether is KateMordern, and therefore neither is he.

== The Picture Solutions ==

*Clue #1: "Liberty" an embroidery shop on Regents Street
*Clue #2: Shakespeare´s Head pub on the corner of Fouberts Place and Carnaby Street, Soho.
*Clue #3: Haymills Carnaby Street, a mosaic above the entrance, it is stated by a fan that the store "Liberty" can be seen in the mosaic.

In (Search of) sanity...

2007-06-26T19:48:50Z

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'''In (Search of) sanity...''' is the two hundred ninteenth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Jonas is sitting in his car.'')

'''Jonas:''' I realize there isn't much we can do right now about finding [[Bree]]. The lynchpin is this [[Spencer]] Gilman guy, but thanks to our fans we did find his [[MySpace]] page over the weekend.

(''Cuts to shots of Spencer's MySpace.'')

'''Jonas:''' Unfortunately, there's not much on it. However, he is 22; he lives in LA; and works as a scientist for [[Neutrogena]]. Daniel, Sarah, and I, we e-mailed him like non-stop over the weekend. No luck. I friended him though, so he didn't think I was a complete psycho.

(''Cuts back to Jonas in the car.'')

'''Jonas:''' Until he contacts us, our hands are really tied. This might sound selfish...

(''Cuts to [[Daniel]] and [[Sarah]] goofing around on a sofa.'')

'''Jonas:''' ...but I just can't be around their closeness right now.

(''Cuts back to Jonas in the car.'')

'''Jonas:''' I just.. I just can't. So I've decided to take a trip to [[Zavalla]], Texas by myself. I'm gonna stay with [[Taylor]]. She's out of school now, so it's perfect. And I know what you're thinking, right: [[1500 Miles]]. Yeah. But I really think I could use that drive time to just...think. And it's, it's great... I mean it's going to be great because Taylor and I can just focus all of our energies on this Spencer Gilman guy. I'm starting to realize how crucial his father is in all of this. I mean, they killed [[Bree's parents#Father|Bree's dad]] just to stop him from giving her the compound. I am just praying that the secret on how to make this compound still lives with the son, Spencer. If not, then this could be the end of the line. I am not giving up on this guy any time soon. My greatest fear is that... my last goodbye to Bree is going to be... in a vlog. I'm not gonna let that happen.

==Notes==
* It seems odd that Jonas would decide to leave Los Angeles once he discovered Spencer Gilman was based there. It's possible this will be used for a sort of plot device either concerning Jonas or to later form excitement with an eventual reunion with Daniel and Sarah later on. The Creators have used the character roadtrip to isolate members of the trios before... i.e. Bree with tachyon to leave Daniel and Jonas alone.
* [http://m-w.com/dictionary/lynchpin Linchpin] (Variant: lynchpin):
:1) a locking pin inserted crosswise (as through the end of an axle or shaft).
:2) one that serves to hold together parts or elements that exist or function as a unit.
* This video obviously confirms Spencer as the scientist referred in the [[Neutrogena]] deal.

No Trespassing

2007-05-04T01:46:09Z

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'''No Trespassing''' is the one hundred eighty-fifth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Taylor and Daniel are sitting in backseat of a car.'')

'''Taylor:''' That was really mature.

'''Daniel:''' They're both mean, I don't know why we ever came out here. Back to the initial topic, how did you even find [[Jules|Julie's]] house?

'''Taylor:''' I employed my wily powers of deduction.

(''The camera pans to Sarah in the front seat.'')

'''Sarah:''' You'll appreciate this, she, a--

'''Daniel:''' Um, yeah, wasn't talking to you. (''to Taylor'') How'd you do it?

'''Taylor:''' 2005 Zavalia All-Star Roster. It has phone numbers, but it doesn't have any addresses, so...

'''Daniel:''' Wait, wait, wait. How would you even get the addresses?

'''Taylor:''' Something a lot of people don't know is that water and power and the gas companies still use, uh, phone numbers to track billing. They're also all, like public utility, so...

'''Daniel:''' Really?

'''Taylor:''' ...all their websites are archaic.

'''Daniel:''' (''to the camera'') She's S-M-R-T. (''to Taylor'') You hacked in? Oh...

'''Taylor:''' Well, hacking implies that there was some effort involved.

'''Daniel:''' (''whispering to the camera'') I'm gonna marry this girl.

'''Sarah:''' You know, I'm smart too. I can tie a cherry stem in a knot just using my tongue.

(''The camera shows Jonas and Bree outside the car.'')

'''Sarah:''' Well, what do we have here? They make out all the time, don't they?

'''Daniel:''' What? No. No, why, why is everything about sex with you?

'''Sarah:''' Don't be such a prude. I'm just saying, they look like they can't keep their hands off each other, it's obvious.

'''Daniel:''' We're all friends. Just friends.

(''Music plays and footage of a house and fence are seen.'')

'''Jonas:''' I think you should go over there.

'''Daniel:''' What, du--no, you go over there.

'''Jonas:''' I'm not going over there.

'''Daniel:''' That thing's the size of a fricking tank! You don't want me to get eaten!

'''Jonas:''' I'm not good with dogs. You're a beast, right? You should have like some kind of connection?

'''Daniel:''' What?

'''Jonas:''' I think I got an idea. We'll get the girls to, um, distract it, and then we'll creep around to that side door. What do you think? Up top.

'''Daniel:''' (whispering) High-five. (''high-fives Jonas'')

'''Bree:''' Brilliant idea, Jonas.

'''Daniel:''' Are you sure they even live here?

'''Taylor:''' Well, according to their water bill, yeah, this is the address.

'''Sarah:''' You guys are ridiculous. Grow a pair.

'''Daniel:''' Hey...

'''Bree:''' Since the boys are being such... manly men, it's up to us to figure this place out. What should we do?

'''Sarah:''' Knock, I guess.

'''Taylor:''' Go through a window.

'''Sarah:''' Well, who's gonna go through the window?

'''Bree:''' You can do that.

'''Sarah:''' So, we drew straws and I lost. No surprise there. I've never won anything in my life. Well, lots of grass, very interesting. Trees... paint falling off. I really don't even think anyone would actually live here. Maybe Charles Manson, late, late '60s, I don't know.

(''Cut to Sarah running with the camera.'')

'''Sarah:''' Oh my God, we got to get out of here. There's definitely somebody in there. Oh my gosh, ok, crap, crap, crap.

'''Taylor:''' (''running next to Daniel on the sidewalk'') That is definitely not where Julie lives. I don't know why it didn't work.

'''Daniel:''' Back to square one.

==Two Versions==

There is some evidence that a longer original version of this video was substituted for this version. LG15 forum member [[User:Chelseyrl|Chelseyrl]] posted that the version she watched (and she started the thread on this video at the forums, so she she saw it very very early) was longer. Other forum members confirmed that the original thumbnail for this video on revver.com showed a length of 4:51, but once available on the main page of lonelygirl15.com, the video was only 2:23 in length.

Chelseyrl reported at the forum that the version she watched included the following events: ''Okay, so in the original there was something in the beginning with Sarah teasing Daniel. Daniel also had said that he would marry Taylor in about 18 yrs (or 15... I can't remember) and they both laughed. There was a lot more skateboarding stuff with Jonas and Bree. There was this whole other point with the guys on the tennis court talking about how in Texas it's legal to shoot Trespassers. The guys also had explained that the girls were going to distract the dog. There was a longer part about who was going to crawl through the window. Sarah said (when running) "I don't want to get shot" The whole shaky camera, surveying the perimeter part was a little longer. The beginning of the video I saw basically, from my POV, showed Daniel being very peeved with Sarah's jokes. Daniel emphasized more that [[BDJ]] were all "just friends".''

==Notes==
* This is probably one of the more direct discussions of [[Relationships|sexual tension]] between [[BDJ]].
* It is speculated that Bree and Jonas may be an item since they have spent alone time together in many videos.
* Daniel's "S-M-R-T" comment was most likely a reference to the episode of The Simpsons, "Homer Goes to College." ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPH-GPXOOs0 watch clip])
* Daniel's T-shirt reads "Works better than Mistletoe" above an image of a mug of [[drunk|beer]].
* This is the first time [[Taylor]] is seen in an official video, confirming her as canon. However, her sister [[Sarah]] was in the previous video, [[Crazy Emo Chick]], and some might argue that that video confirmed the two as canon as a pair.
* Even though the blogger is listed as Bree, many of the characters operate the camera in this video.
* There was a rumor going around about something in the background of the last video. Many have come to believe that it was the dog from this video.

Quitting The Sauce

2007-04-26T01:38:56Z

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'''Quitting The Sauce''' is the one hundred seventy-ninth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Daniel sits on his bed in [[the bunker]], addressing the camera.'')

'''Daniel:''' All right... So... this is going to come as a shock to a lot of you guys, but, well, three days sober. I, uh, I really hit rock bottom with the whole drinking thing last week. Jonas showed me that video, and I was, I was pretty disgusted, but he's a good friend for doing it, I mean, I appreciate that. Uh, so, this weekend I, uh well, I put my life in his hands. Check it out.

(''Cut to Jonas and Daniel, outside doing push-ups. Jonas breezes right through them, while Daniel struggles through them slowly, with his knees almost touching the ground.'')

'''Jonas:''' (''counting the push-ups he does'') Two... three... four... come on! He's got his knees down! You know what they call those? Girl push-ups.

(''Cut to a shot of Daniel's legs wearing long black socks. As he does push-ups, either he or Jonas makes a growling noise. Then Daniel proceeds to do various stretching exercises.'')

'''Daniel:''' Just like the Karate Kid, baby!

'''Jonas:''' All right, let's go for the, let's go for the run, you don't need to see this.

(''Cut to a shot of Daniel "running" through grass. He stops and leans over, panting, then pulls up his socks.'')

'''Jonas:''' What is that a ti- are you taking a time out?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, time out, that's a good idea! (''He grunts.'') Scoot out of the way!

(''Cut back to Daniel in the bunker.'')

'''Daniel:''' I know, I know, you watched that video and all you noticed were my black socks. Whatever, it was laundry day. And the fact that he kicked my ass, but the truth is, I'm coming up in the world. He thinks he's Bruce Wayne, but... you know I'm Batman. I think... one of the reasons I was abusing alcohol so much is because I was just angry all the time. And, uh, I was trying to figure out who I was angry at. First person I came up with was [[Alex]]. You know, she sucks. But you know who sucks more than her? [[The Order]]. So I decided to take all my energy and I was just shoving down those bottles and refocusing. I'm figuring a way to, well, if you're listening, take you down. My first task? That guy that [[Subjects Apprehended|kidnapped us]] in Vegas. Who was he? I mean, was he, was he part of the Order, or was he some rogue element as Alex, so determined he was? You know what, I'm even going to go as far as to let Jonas do some crazy (''he points to his head'') head experiments on me, let him get into my brain.

'''Jonas:''' Okay, so after a lot of extensive, thorough research, Beast has decided that the best technique for remembering what happened in Vegas is... hypnosis. Brings kind of a whole new meaning to what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. (''He and Daniel laugh.'')

'''Daniel:''' Dude, you gotta take this seriously. If I laugh, it's not going to work.

'''Jonas:''' I'll do my best, I'll do my best. All right, here we go, lights out. (''He reaches up and turns off the light.'') Step one: find a comfortable chair or couch to lay on where you won't be disturbed. Check. Step two: close your eyes. All right, close your eyes and empty your mind. And I want you to, I want you to feel the tension... in your neck...

'''Daniel:''' I don't know about that.

'''Jonas:''' Listen to my voice. Feel... now hold it.

'''Daniel & Jonas:''' 10... 9... 8... 7...

'''Jonas:''' Now, when I reach one... buddy, how do you feel?

(''Daniel rubs his eyes.'')

'''Daniel:''' What happened?

'''Jonas:''' Dude, all you remembered was Thursday night.

'''Daniel:''' (''Laughs'') Oh, that sucks.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah. I'm surprised it worked that much actually, but you know...

'''Daniel:''' Yeah?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah. You were talking about when uh... I was filming you and you were drunk and stuff. It was kind of funny.

'''Daniel:''' That's what I got? Wait a minute man, it will work.

(''Cuts to Jonas sitting in front of a computer.'')

'''Jonas:''' Alright, so we're pretty bummed and pissed off that the hypnosis thing didn't work. But uh, no big surprise there. I went online and did some research and there's really no proof that hypnosis is an effective way for memory retention. In fact, the whole field of memory retention is kind of bogus. I also found some interesting stuff about... how to retrieve memories and where it comes from. It comes from the part of the brain called the hippocampus. That's located in the temporal lobe. Which is located somewhere around here. (''Gestures'') It's all pretty complicated, but the thing is, the temporal lobe and the hippocampus are ''fundamental'' in trying to retrieve memories, as well as short-term memory loss. That's right up our alley. The thing is, we were drugged. We weren't really -- we didn't hit our heads, we didn't have any kind of head trauma, so it's a different thing. So... after hours and hours on the web researching and researching, I finally got the bright idea to maybe check out the forum at LG15.com. Idiot! Maybe I should have thought of that sooner. (''Calls loudly'') Daniel!

(''Cuts to Daniel's hands on a keyboard'')

'''Jonas:''' Let's check it out man. ((Two usernames I couldn't make out are mentioned)), they found out what kinds of drug that we used. It's been right there... on the forum. I'm an idiot. ((Drug name I couldn't make out mentioned here)).

'''Daniel:''' It doesn't look like it has a really flattering history. It's used on black Ops missions on POWs. It seems like nasty stuff.

'''Jonas:''' Well, the good news is is that it doesn't ''erase'' memory. And it also doesn't prevent you from going back and trying to recall what it is. But, the only problem is, we gotta figure out how to do that. Anyway...

==Notes==
*Daniel is wearing a shirt that says "Virginia is For Lovers"; perhaps this is LG15's way of paying homage to the {{wikipedia|Virginia_Tech_massacre|tragic events}} that occured a week ago at Virginia Tech. Also, Yousef is from Virginia, which is another possible explanation. It could also be a mockery of Hawthorne Heights' popular song Ohio Is For Lovers.
*Once again, Bree does not appear with Daniel and Jonas.
*POW stands for Prisoner of War.
*This is the third time Jonas has been referred to as Bruce Wayne.
*Its strange that the portion of the video where Daniel is hypnotized is cut out.
*Daniel might have said something during the hypnosis that Jonas didn't want to be on camera, therefore a portion of the video was cut out.
*Jonas mispronounced hippocampus at the 3:41 mark by saying "hippocantus".
*This is the second time that Daniel says he's done with [[drunk|alcohol]].

Quitting The Sauce

2007-04-26T01:38:31Z

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| date = April 24th, 2007
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| length = 4:41
| description = After my "stunning" performance on camera last Thursday, and logging into the chat room... well, I decided to clean up my act. It's not easy, and Jonas is also making me do an exercise routine.
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'''Quitting The Sauce''' is the one hundred seventy-ninth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Daniel sits on his bed in [[the bunker]], addressing the camera.'')

'''Daniel:''' All right... So... this is going to come as a shock to a lot of you guys, but, well, three days sober. I, uh, I really hit rock bottom with the whole drinking thing last week. Jonas showed me that video, and I was, I was pretty disgusted, but he's a good friend for doing it, I mean, I appreciate that. Uh, so, this weekend I, uh well, I put my life in his hands. Check it out.

(''Cut to Jonas and Daniel, outside doing push-ups. Jonas breezes right through them, while Daniel struggles through them slowly, with his knees almost touching the ground.'')

'''Jonas:''' (''counting the push-ups he does'') Two... three... four... come on! He's got his knees down! You know what they call those? Girl push-ups.

(''Cut to a shot of Daniel's legs wearing long black socks. As he does push-ups, either he or Jonas makes a growling noise. Then Daniel proceeds to do various stretching exercises.'')

'''Daniel:''' Just like the Karate Kid, baby!

'''Jonas:''' All right, let's go for the, let's go for the run, you don't need to see this.

(''Cut to a shot of Daniel "running" through grass. He stops and leans over, panting, then pulls up his socks.'')

'''Jonas:''' What is that a ti- are you taking a time out?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, time out, that's a good idea! (''He grunts.'') Scoot out of the way!

(''Cut back to Daniel in the bunker.'')

'''Daniel:''' I know, I know, you watched that video and all you noticed were my black socks. Whatever, it was laundry day. And the fact that he kicked my ass, but the truth is, I'm coming up in the world. He thinks he's Bruce Wayne, but... you know I'm Batman. I think... one of the reasons I was abusing alcohol so much is because I was just angry all the time. And, uh, I was trying to figure out who I was angry at. First person I came up with was [[Alex]]. You know, she sucks. But you know who sucks more than her? [[The Order]]. So I decided to take all my energy and I was just shoving down those bottles and refocusing. I'm figuring a way to, well, if you're listening, take you down. My first task? That guy that [[Subjects Apprehended|kidnapped us]] in Vegas. Who was he? I mean, was he, was he part of the Order, or was he some rogue element as Alex, so determined he was? You know what, I'm even going to go as far as to let Jonas do some crazy (''he points to his head'') head experiments on me, let him get into my brain.

'''Jonas:''' Okay, so after a lot of extensive, thorough research, Beast has decided that the best technique for remembering what happened in Vegas is... hypnosis. Brings kind of a whole new meaning to what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. (''He and Daniel laugh.'')

'''Daniel:''' Dude, you gotta take this seriously. If I laugh, it's not going to work.

'''Jonas:''' I'll do my best, I'll do my best. All right, here we go, lights out. (''He reaches up and turns off the light.'') Step one: find a comfortable chair or couch to lay on where you won't be disturbed. Check. Step two: close your eyes. All right, close your eyes and empty your mind. And I want you to, I want you to feel the tension... in your neck...

'''Daniel:''' I don't know about that.

'''Jonas:''' Listen to my voice. Feel... now hold it.

'''Daniel & Jonas:''' 10... 9... 8... 7...

'''Jonas:''' Now, when I reach one... buddy, how do you feel?

(''Daniel rubs his eyes.'')

'''Daniel:''' What happened?

'''Jonas:''' Dude, all you remembered was Thursday night.

'''Daniel:''' (''Laughs'') Oh, that sucks.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah. I'm surprised it worked that much actually, but you know...

'''Daniel:''' Yeah?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah. You were talking about when uh... I was filming you and you were drunk and stuff. It was kind of funny.

'''Daniel:''' That's what I got? Wait a minute man, it will work.

(''Cuts to Jonas sitting in front of a computer.'')

'''Jonas:''' Alright, so we're pretty bummed and pissed off that the hypnosis thing didn't work. But uh, no big surprise there. I went online and did some research and there's really no proof that hypnosis is an effective way for memory retention. In fact, the whole field of memory retention is kind of bogus. I also found some interesting stuff about... how to retrieve memories and where it comes from. It comes from the part of the brain called the hippocampus. That's located in the temporal lobe. Which is located somewhere around here. (''Gestures'') It's all pretty complicated, but the thing is, the temporal lobe and the hippocampus are ''fundamental'' in trying to retrieve memories, as well as short-term memory loss. That's right up our alley. The thing is, we were drugged. We weren't really -- we didn't hit our heads, we didn't have any kind of head trauma, so it's a different thing. So... after hours and hours on the web researching and researching, I finally got the bright idea to maybe check out the forum at LG15.com. Idiot! Maybe I should have thought of that sooner. (''Calls loudly'') Daniel!

(''Cuts to Daniel's hands on a keyboard'')

'''Jonas:''' Let's check it out man. ((Two usernames I couldn't make out are mentioned)), they found out what kinds of drug that we used. It's been right there... on the forum. I'm an idiot. ((Drug name I couldn't make out mentioned here)).

'''Daniel:''' It doesn't look like it has a really flattering history. It's used on black Ops missions on POWs. It seems like nasty stuff.

'''Jonas:''' Well, the good news is is that it doesn't ''erase'' memory. And it also doesn't prevent you from going back and trying to recall what it is. But, the only problem is, we gotta figure out how to do that. Anyway...

==Notes==
*Daniel is wearing a shirt that says "Virginia is For Lovers"; perhaps this is LG15's way of paying homage to the {{wikipedia|Virginia_Tech_massacre|tragic events}} that occured a week ago at Virginia Tech. Also, Yousef is from Virginia, which is another possible explanation. It could also be a mockery of Hawthorne Heights' popular song Ohio Is For Lovers.
*Once again, Bree does not appear with Daniel and Jonas.
*POW stands for Prisoner of War.
*This is the third time Jonas has been referred to as Bruce Wayne.
*Its strange that the portion of the video where Daniel is hypnotized is cut out.
*Daniel might have said something during the hypnosis that Jonas didn't want to be on camera, therefor a portion of the video was cut out.
*Jonas mispronounced hippocampus at the 3:41 mark by saying "hippocantus".
*This is the second time that Daniel says he's done with [[drunk|alcohol]].

Private Video

2007-04-18T22:35:33Z

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A '''Private Video''' is one which only certain people in the Breeniverse can see. This is contrasted with a [[Public Video]], which everyone in the [[Breeniverse]] can see. There have only been three private videos up to this point: [[Subjects Apprehended]], [[Psychological Torture]], and [[Communication Terminated]], all of which were posted by [[the Order]].

Aunt Alex

2007-03-11T19:08:42Z

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| blogger = Daniel
| date = March 11th, 2007
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| description = We just got back from picking up Jonas' Aunt Alex from the airport. -Daniel
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'''Aunt Alex''' is the one hundred fifty-first video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Daniel and Jonas are in a car driving.'')

'''Daniel:''' Well, Bree left.

'''Jonas:''' (''softly'') See ya.

'''Daniel:''' So, anyways, we're on our way to the airport right now to pick up Jonas's aunt. And, uh, Bree decided to go hang out with Tachyon. Yeah, I'm sure that's the only reason she left though, to hang out with Tachyon. You think? Yeah maybe? Just.. (''Daniel turns the camera towards Jonas.'')

'''Jonas:''' What?

'''Daniel:''' Tell everyone out here what you asked her before she left.

'''Jonas:''' No, that was just a thing. I'm not gonna--

'''Daniel:''' No, tell us. It was a, a joke right?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, of course it was a joke.

'''Daniel:''' Well, then tell us.

'''Jonas:''' No.

'''Daniel:''' Why, why not? You think it was just a little bit messed up?

'''Jonas:''' Ok, ok, I'll tell you.

'''Daniel:''' All right, cool.

'''Jonas:''' It was really innocent, she way overreacted, but I said, uh, this thing that my mom used to tell me. She would say, Jonas, would you rather, uh, be dumber than you look or look dumber than you are? And I would say, well, I'd rather look dumber than I am. And she'd say, are you sure that's possible? (''Daniel laughs.'') See, innocent.

'''Daniel:''' Well, let's put it like this (''Daniel turns the camera towards himself.''). He said that to Bree. Bree, like as in the brain child, Bree. (''in a high pitched voice'') I'm so smart Bree. (''normally'') Yeah, Bree. Bree. It was kind of the straw that broke the camel's back. Within two hours she was all packed up and ready for Tachyon to pick her up. What do you think they're doing? (''Daniel turns the camera towards Jonas.)''

'''Jonas:''' Talking about ways to kill me. (''Daniel laughs''). Oh, listen, uh, before we pick up my aunt, uh...I don't know how kosher she's gonna be with the whole B&E I pulled in her office thing today.

'''Daniel:''' Are you serious?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah....

'''Daniel:''' Now he tells us.

'''Jonas:''' It'll be fine. It's--I'm pretty sure.

'''Daniel:''' You sure? Then why'd you replace the lock? (''laughs'') Are you gonna tell her about the stuff you found?

'''Jonas:''' I don't know.

'''Daniel:''' How do you tell her without telling her that you broke into her office?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, good point.

'''Daniel:''' What are you gonna tell her about your hand?

'''Jonas:''' Ah, I don't think I'm gonna--

'''Daniel:''' It's a conundrum.

'''Jonas:''' Yes, Danielson, it is a conundrum. (''Daniel laughs.'')

'''Daniel:''' She's divorced, right? Did she ever like, remarry?

'''Jonas:''' Daniel, Daniel.

'''Daniel:''' What, dude?

'''Jonas:''' Listen to me.

'''Daniel:''' I'm not saying anything.

'''Jonas:''' Listen to me, do not hit--

'''Daniel:''' I'm not saying--All I'm saying is--

'''Jonas:''' Do not hit on my aunt. If you hit on my aunt, I will go Bree on you.

(''Jonas's aunt gets in the car.'')

'''Jonas:''' All right.

'''Daniel:''' All right.

'''Jonas:''' Say hi to the camera.

'''Alex:''' Hi.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, so I don't know. Maybe, maybe tell us a little something about Rome.

'''Alex:''' Is he serious?

'''Jonas:''' Mmhmm, but just ignore him.

'''Daniel:''' Whatever, dude.

'''Alex:''' Oh my God, what happened to your hand?

'''Jonas:''' Oh, um, nothing, I just, I, I cut it in the kitchen I was making salad--

'''Alex:''' Are you ok?

'''Jonas:''' It's a long story. Yeah, I'm good though.

'''Alex:''' Don't get near knives.

'''Daniel:''' So--

'''Alex:''' I've been telling you that since you were ten.

'''Daniel:''' Do you have a boyfriend. (''Alex laughs'')

'''Jonas:''' Daniel.

'''Daniel:''' Well, I'm just wondering.

'''Jonas:''' Daniel, you wanna walk?

'''Alex:''' I...

'''Jonas:''' Do you want to walk?

'''Alex:''' ...don't have time for a boyfriend.

'''Daniel:''' You don't have time for a boyfriend?

'''Alex:''' No... sorry.

'''Jonas:''' Just take it easy.

'''Daniel:''' I'm being nice.

'''Jonas:''' Play it cool.

'''Alex:''' It's ok.

'''Daniel:''' I'm totally cool, ask her. I'm cool right? (''Alex nods.'') See, she thinks I'm cool. (''Jonas shakes his head.'')

==Notes==

*Jonas's aunt resembles [[Jessica Lee Rose]]'s friend from film school, [[Amy Aitken]].
*B&E refers to Breaking and Entering, a crime which involves breaking into a property and then entering.
*''Farrah's Florist'' [http://www.google.com/maps?q=1032+Wilshire+Blvd,+Santa+Monica,+CA+90401&ie=UTF8&z=16&ll=34.024796,-118.492334&spn=0.008021,0.021629&om=1&iwloc=addr], ''Landmark NuWilshire Theatre'' [http://local.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=1314+Wilshire+Blvd.,+Santa+Monica,+CA+90403&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=31.426353,59.765625&layer=&ie=UTF8&z=16&ll=34.026948,-118.489673&spn=0.00802,0.021629&om=1&iwloc=addr] and ''Living Torah Center'' [http://local.google.com/maps?f=l&hl=en&q=living+torah+center&near=santa+monica,+ca&layer=&ie=UTF8&z=15&ll=34.027695,-118.48918&spn=0.016041,0.029182&om=1&iwloc=A] can be seen in the background. All are located in Santa Monica, California.

Miss Me?

2007-02-05T01:50:19Z

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|caption = Bree, Jonas, HELP. They've drugged me up on pizza and ice cream!
|blogger = Danielbeast
|date = February 4nd, 2007
|url = [http://www.lonelygirl15.com/?p=168&play=1 lonelygirl15.com]
|description = Listen to your friend Daniel...
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'''Miss Me?''' is the one hundred twenty-seventh video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==

'''Daniel:''' What up Bree? It's me, Danny B. You know what I'm sayin'?
Yo, I heard you've been looking for me.
Check it out. I have new friends. We're having a great time here.
I remember I had all these concerns about the religion you were into.
You know they're treatin' me great, they're good people.
''We have Daniel.''
Yo girl, when we gonna hit up that ceremony? That's all we gotta do.
Ain't no big thang. C'mon, just do the ceremony.
That's all you need to do. Think about the good times, last summer.
You were gonna do the ceremony back then. It's all good.
Now, well you're not doin' the ceremony, everything's kinda bad.
See the connection?
You know, I know I've only gone to community college.
Last job I had was at a gas station, but that's math that even I can do.
It's amazing. I think you should do the ceremony.
Bring the puppets along too, baby, no problem.
P. Monkey and Owen, I got mad love for them.
You know what, I'm gonna, I'm gonna try to join the order. I hope they let me in.
I really like what they're about. It's cool.
Them being evil, was wrong. They treat me better than you do.
Yo, I'm having the best time here. We had pizza, I had ice cream.
We even did spin art. How cool is that?
That thing with your dad, it's just a big misunderstanding.
He actually wanted that to happen.
''Don't you want all of this to be worth something?''
Come back to us...
Yeah I remember that girl Cassie. She was in my class.
She'd want you to do the ceremony too.
Listen to your friend Daniel.
Do the Ceremony.

==Notes==
* The backwards masked quote is "Little minds are tamed and subdued by misfortune, but great minds rise above them." -- Washington Irving

* Daniel says, "Hey Bree, it's me, Danny B." This may be a canon reference to Nikki B.

*Daniel's remark about the pizza and ice cream is clearly a reference to [[Lordgreystoke422]].

* There are very faint symbols/text that flash momentarily, several times during the video, in different corners of the screen. One such flash is in the lower right hand corner at :33, another in the lower left hand corner at :58, a third in the upper right hand corner at 1:27, and a fourth in the upper left at 1:15.

*This is the first in a series of [[OpAphid videos]] uploaded to the main page, possibly indicating an [[OpAphid]] takeover of Lonelygirl15.com