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Mexican Mating Machine

2008-03-15T02:10:43Z

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==Transcript==
(''Gina slides open the door to the backyard''.)

'''Daniel:''' All right, girls...

(''Jonas lifts up the top of the barbecue grill for Daniel to squirt in lighter fluid''.)

'''Daniel:''' Oh, it didn't work-

(''The coals put off a huge flame and both Daniel and Jonas jump back''.)

'''Jonas:''' Whoah!

'''Daniel:''' Geez! (''Jonas and Daniel laugh''.) Holy c-

'''Jonas:''' Nice.

(''Daniel sets down the lighter fluid as Jonas sets down the grill lid''.)

'''Daniel:''' Thanks.

(''Gina turns the camera on herself''.)

'''Gina:''' (''In an Australian accent''.) All right. So we've come here today to see if we can't discover some of the more plentiful species on the plains. (''Turns the camera to Daniel and Jonas''.) Here we find the ever-ravenous Danielbeast. (''Daniel snarls and Gina giggles''.) And his close cousin, the three-toed Jonas.

'''Jonas:''' Hi. (''Gina giggles''.)

'''Gina:''' (''Pans the camera down to the grill, to find charred hamburgers and hotdogs''.) Crikey! Nice meat!

'''Jonas:''' Thanks. (''Gina laughs''.)

(''Jennie walks over with a plate''.)

'''Gina:''' Wow! Do you see that beautiful Jennie that just walked by? (''Jennie poses for the camera and sits down''.) Naught two feet away. (''Approaches Sarah, who is reading her copy of [[Finding the One]]''.) Shh. Be very quiet. We don't want to disturb-

'''Sarah:''' Don't say another word. 'Kay?

'''Gina:''' Okay. (''Films the table set up with food''.)

'''Jonas:''' Listen, Gina, don't worry about her. Alright? She's just upset because we discovered her elusive Mexican Mating Machine! Isn't that right, Sarah?

'''Daniel:''' Come on, man. Chill.

'''Jonas:''' Right. You're right. I'm sorry. My bad.

'''Sarah:''' (''Gets up''.) Seriously, you guys have no right to use my personal information - [[Spanish Princess#Carl's Note|a letter from Carl]] - for [[Coffee and Donuts|stalking him]]. It's just so completely childish.

'''Daniel:''' Childish? What about posting a love letter for the whole world to see?

'''Sarah:''' Are you saying I did that to hurt you?

'''Daniel:''' Come on.

'''Sarah:''' That is just so selfish.

'''Jennie:''' Okay. You know what? Let's not fight. Okay?

'''Sarah:''' You know what? How was I even supposed to know what it said?

'''Daniel:''' It's in Spanish, Sarah; not binary code. Come on!

'''Jennie:''' Alright, you know what? Enough! Look, whatever happened between them, the fact remains that if we want to find [[Bree's parents#Mother|Bree's mom]], we gotta get to Carl. So let's just work together, right?

'''Sarah:''' Right.

'''Jonas:''' Okay, so then the question is: how do we approach him? Yeah? And once we do, how can we be sure he's telling us the truth?

'''Sarah:''' Don't look at me. Nuh uh. Mm mm. No way. Look, things around here are already weird enough? And by the way, Daniel's so jealous who knows what would happen if I actually went up and ''spoke'' to Carl?

'''Daniel:''' I'm not jealous!

'''Jennie:''' Okay. You know what? I'm gonna do it. I know Carl; I'll talk to him.

(''The doorbell rings''.)

'''Jonas:''' Are you sure?

'''Jennie:''' Well...

'''Daniel:''' Is that the doorbell?

'''Sarah:''' I'll get it.

(''Gina follows Sarah to the door. Sarah shoots Gina an annoyed look before arriving at the front door. Sarah opens the door to find Carl, holding a bouquet of roses''.)

'''Carl:''' Hi, Sarah. Oh, Jonas, it's good to see you again.

'''Jonas:''' (''Steps in front of Sarah, brandishing the spatula''.) Carl, what are you doing here? Alright, go back inside.

'''Carl:''' Whoah- Whoah- Hey, I-

'''Jonas:''' I wi- I-I'll handle this, alright? Just go back inside! Please!

'''Sarah:''' Jonas, I can handle it!

'''Carl:''' I came as a friend...

'''Sarah:''' Jonas, I can handle it, okay?

(''Jonas looks at the camera and then at Sarah and Carl. Carl nods. Jonas leaves''.)

'''Carl:''' Sarah, I left the [[Hymn of One]]. (''Laughs and hands the bouquet to Sarah''.) I'm so glad I found you.

(''Sarah nervously smells the roses and Carl brushes his hand on her cheek''.)

==Notes==

Mexican Mating Machine

2008-03-15T02:09:57Z

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==Transcript==
(''Gina slides open the door to the backyard''.)

'''Daniel:''' All right, girls...

(''Jonas lifts up the top of the barbecue grill for Daniel to squirt in lighter fluid''.)

'''Daniel:''' Oh, it didn't work-

(''The coals put off a huge flame and both Daniel and Jonas jump back''.)

'''Jonas:''' Whoah!

'''Daniel:''' Geez! (''Jonas and Daniel laugh''.) Holy c-

'''Jonas:''' Nice.

(''Daniel sets down the lighter fluid as Jonas sets down the grill lid''.)

'''Daniel:''' Thanks.

(''Gina turns the camera on herself''.)

'''Gina:''' (''In an Australian accent''.) Alright. So we've come here today to see if we can't discover some of the more plentiful species on the plains. (''Turns the camera to Daniel and Jonas''.) Here we find the ever-ravenous Danielbeast. (''Daniel snarls and Gina giggles''.) And his close cousin, the three-toed Jonas.

'''Jonas:''' Hi. (''Gina giggles''.)

'''Gina:''' (''Pans the camera down to the grill, to find charred hamburgers and hotdogs''.) Crikey! Nice meat!

'''Jonas:''' Thanks. (''Gina laughs''.)

(''Jennie walks over with a plate''.)

'''Gina:''' Wow! Do you see that beautiful Jennie that just walked by? (''Jennie poses for the camera and sits down''.) Naught two feet away. (''Approaches Sarah, who is reading her copy of [[Finding the One]]''.) Shh. Be very quiet. We don't want to disturb-

'''Sarah:''' Don't say another word. 'Kay?

'''Gina:''' Okay. (''Films the table set up with food''.)

'''Jonas:''' Listen, Gina, don't worry about her. Alright? She's just upset because we discovered her elusive Mexican Mating Machine! Isn't that right, Sarah?

'''Daniel:''' Come on, man. Chill.

'''Jonas:''' Right. You're right. I'm sorry. My bad.

'''Sarah:''' (''Gets up''.) Seriously, you guys have no right to use my personal information - [[Spanish Princess#Carl's Note|a letter from Carl]] - for [[Coffee and Donuts|stalking him]]. It's just so completely childish.

'''Daniel:''' Childish? What about posting a love letter for the whole world to see?

'''Sarah:''' Are you saying I did that to hurt you?

'''Daniel:''' Come on.

'''Sarah:''' That is just so selfish.

'''Jennie:''' Okay. You know what? Let's not fight. Okay?

'''Sarah:''' You know what? How was I even supposed to know what it said?

'''Daniel:''' It's in Spanish, Sarah; not binary code. Come on!

'''Jennie:''' Alright, you know what? Enough! Look, whatever happened between them, the fact remains that if we want to find [[Bree's parents#Mother|Bree's mom]], we gotta get to Carl. So let's just work together, right?

'''Sarah:''' Right.

'''Jonas:''' Okay, so then the question is: how do we approach him? Yeah? And once we do, how can we be sure he's telling us the truth?

'''Sarah:''' Don't look at me. Nuh uh. Mm mm. No way. Look, things around here are already weird enough? And by the way, Daniel's so jealous who knows what would happen if I actually went up and ''spoke'' to Carl?

'''Daniel:''' I'm not jealous!

'''Jennie:''' Okay. You know what? I'm gonna do it. I know Carl; I'll talk to him.

(''The doorbell rings''.)

'''Jonas:''' Are you sure?

'''Jennie:''' Well...

'''Daniel:''' Is that the doorbell?

'''Sarah:''' I'll get it.

(''Gina follows Sarah to the door. Sarah shoots Gina an annoyed look before arriving at the front door. Sarah opens the door to find Carl, holding a bouquet of roses''.)

'''Carl:''' Hi, Sarah. Oh, Jonas, it's good to see you again.

'''Jonas:''' (''Steps in front of Sarah, brandishing the spatula''.) Carl, what are you doing here? Alright, go back inside.

'''Carl:''' Whoah- Whoah- Hey, I-

'''Jonas:''' I wi- I-I'll handle this, alright? Just go back inside! Please!

'''Sarah:''' Jonas, I can handle it!

'''Carl:''' I came as a friend...

'''Sarah:''' Jonas, I can handle it, okay?

(''Jonas looks at the camera and then at Sarah and Carl. Carl nods. Jonas leaves''.)

'''Carl:''' Sarah, I left the [[Hymn of One]]. (''Laughs and hands the bouquet to Sarah''.) I'm so glad I found you.

(''Sarah nervously smells the roses and Carl brushes his hand on her cheek''.)

==Notes==

How Could You? (season 2)

2007-09-25T04:16:59Z

75.81.98.114: /* Notes */

{{One other use|season two video|the season one video|How Could You?}}
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==Transcript==
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==Notes==
* This is the first time the exact title of a video has ever been repeated, which is actually rather suprising considering how often the same plotlines have been repeated. [[How Could You?]] Version one was posted one year before Version two (on September 24, 2006), and featured Daniel bemoaning the fact that Bree was going to blow off a date with Daniel to attend a religious ceremony. Things have gotten a bit more serious for Daniel between How Could Yous.

Missing Days

2007-04-04T01:02:06Z

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| description = Sorry for not posting in awhile! Last week was crazy... we thought we got away from that guy that was chasing us, but we went to the gas station... and next thing we know we're running through the desert. There's three days that we don't remember. We're kinda shell shocked, but we spent last week recovering. And now, we have a plan. - Daniel Faction: THE RESISTANCE Status: PUBLIC VIDEO
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'''Missing Days''' is the one hundred sixty-fourth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==

'''Daniel:''' (''Daniel narrates while the trio drives through desert and other landscape.'') What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas... that kinda has a new meaning now. The last thing I remember, we were at this gas station, and the next thing we're running like hell through the desert, Bree's way off in the distance, we hear a gunshot, and Jonas and I hit the deck. Bree said it was a watcher that shot that crazy guy that grabbed us... I have no idea what happened, but we were gone for like three days. We spent the week wandering, staying in hotels... Bree didn't want to ever post a video again. Well, I'm sorry if we worried anybody out there, we just felt so helpless. I decided to call Alex. I know, I know, that's crazy, huh? I was sick of running, I figured I'd just grab the bull by the horns, try talking to her about Jonas' parents, I told her about Vegas... it was weird. She sounded like she really wanted to say something to me, but she couldn't. She almost sounded like she was crying, and then she hung up the phone. She wouldn't answer after that, but I don't give up that easily. She's the only connection we have back to the Order and Jonas' parents, so, well, here we are, back at Alex's, waiting. (''They pull up at Alex's house and stop.'')

'''Jonas:''' (''He spots Alex coming out the door, dressed in black and white and carrying some bags.'') Oh!

'''Daniel:''' I told you! There she is. I told you.

'''Bree:''' Where is she going?

'''Jonas:''' She looks like she's carrying... some stuff. Is that...?

'''Daniel:''' She looks like she's coming this way...

'''Jonas:''' Awww... shit. Get down. Get down, get down, Bree! Get down.

'''Bree:''' Duck!

'''Daniel:''' Crap, she is coming this way.

'''Jonas:''' Shit. (''unintelligible'')

'''Daniel:''' It's all good, she went the other way. Aw, I feel like a dork now.

(''The camera cuts to Daniel and Jonas in the car, parked in a hotel garage.'')

'''Daniel:''' Well we are beat. Alex decided she'd had enough of driving for one night so... she stopped here. It's a fancy schmancy hotel.

'''Jonas:''' That, and Bree's been talking about using the ladies room for the last... I don't know, two hours?

'''Daniel:''' I don't, I don't think it's smart for us to actually stay in the same hotel.

'''Jonas:''' Why?

'''Daniel:''' Because, dude, it'd be safer to stay in the car.

'''Jonas:''' But I'm tired. Eh...

'''Daniel:''' That, and we can also watch Alex's car, man.

'''Jonas:''' What, you want to sleep in the car?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, dude! What, what do I stink or something? Do I have a disease? (''sniffs himself'') Yeah, I smell fine! (''He shrugs at the camera.'')

'''Jonas:''' No, I mean, you all want to sleep in the car, we can sleep in the car.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, we're sleeping in the car. Dude, don't even worry about it, we're not going to spoon or anything like that, it's fine.

'''Jonas:''' I wasn't worried about that. ...I got the passenger seat though, just for--

'''Daniel:''' What? No. No chance. No chance. You're the driver, you gotta sleep--

'''Jonas:''' All right, then I get the backseat.

'''Daniel:''' (''chuckles'') All right, you take that up with Bree. Hah, you're stuck, dude.

'''Jonas:''' (''referring to the steering wheel.'') Looks like it's just, uh, you and me, honey. (''He makes beeping and honking noises while pretending to press the horn.'') I've slept with worse.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, well, goodnight, and um, yeah, goodnight. (''He reclines in the passenger seat.'') Ahh... this is so comfortable without a steering wheel. Oohhh-oo-oh! ...haha. (''Jonas glares at him.'') Sorry.

(''The camera cuts to Daniel, now the only one awake, with Jonas snoring beside him in the driver's seat and Bree, not clearly visible, in a sleeping bag in the backseat.'')

'''Daniel:''' Oh my God, somebody shoot me please. This is ridiculous. Jonas is getting his revenge on me. He freakin' snores like a beast. And they call me DanielBeast. This is ridiculous. And on top of that, he mumbles just weird stuff while he sleeps. See, there he goes again.

'''Jonas:''' Hm... Buy it! No, I don't try to--

'''Daniel:''' Buy it... freakin'... shut up! Oh, God. But it's okay, I got it on tape. Sucka... this is blackmail. (''He bugs his eyes out at the camera.'')

'''Jonas:''' Umm... you... it's hot, so turn it off.

==Notes==
* When the video was first uploaded to [http://one.revver.com/watch/223536 revver.com] it was titled '''Hustle And Flow'''.
* Nowhere in this video do we see Bree, save for the possible sleeping bag in the backseat. This video could possibly be deliberate misinformation aimed at the Order, although it lacks some continuity as a misinformation video. Taping at Alex's house is recorded from the backseat in Bree's point of view, and we hear Bree's voice.
* Jonas is wearing a [[cap]].