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Girls Are From Venus

2007-09-07T01:42:30Z

75.8.106.128: at least that's what Jonpro said ahahaha-xwestsidex

{{Blog
| name = Girls Are From Venus..and Renegade's from Pluto cuz he has a small penis.
| number = 0050
| image = KM0050-CharlieLovesShia.JPG
| caption = I LOVE this guy.
| blogger = Charlie
| date = September 6th, 2007
| url = {{Bebo|4716626861}}
| forumid = 255
| length = 00:58
| description = Shia LaBeouf or Gavin Deepgoat? Tough decision isn’t it ladies? The music is 'Pictures (Extended Club Remix)' by Sneaky Sound System!

http://www.sneakysoundsystem.com
| location = [[Kate and Charlie's flat]]


| execprod =
| producers =
| directors =
| camera =
| vidplay =
| story =
| editor =
| pa =
| animation =
| music supervisor =
| song =
| cast = {{VidChar|Charlie}}
{{VidChar|Gavin}}

| Previous = There Goes The Neighbourhood
| Next =

| PreviousB = False Alarm
| NextB =
| KM = yes
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the fiftieth webisode in the [[KateModern]] [[List of KateModern videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
{{transcript incomplete}}

==Notes==
The title of this video is a reference to the book [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_Are_From_Mars,_Women_Are_From_Venus''Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus'']

User talk:Renegade

2007-09-07T01:39:37Z

75.8.106.128: /* From: Xwestsidex */

Hi Renegade, I'm the person who made all those changes of the blogger to the vid-They Broke In! Sorry I had no idea that it had [[They Broke In!!!]] was supposed to be a Bree video! It just assumed that someone who didn't know that Spencer had filmed it. Thanks for notifying (sp?) me.
Thanks!

Hi Renegade, I saw that you're planning on doing some work on the [[AphidPedia]]. I think that's great! We're always looking for talented editors who understand the ARG. I wanted to let you know that so far, TigerLilyLynn and Shifty have done a lot of work on the OpAphid section of the wiki. You might want to send them a message at the forums and let them know about the redesign, so they can help contribute ideas. (And maybe you've already done this, but if not, just wanted to give you a heads-up). I'm looking forward to what you come up with, and if I have any good ideas I'll be sure to pitch in. Thanks!--[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 12:57, 18 February 2007 (CST)
 
Hi Renegade, 
Saw your work on redesigning AphidPedia. Like JayHenry, I'm always happy to have more editors who know about the ARG enough to take on work like this. I noticed you made Template Tac and Bro so you could use the icons. I think what you needed was already embodied in [[Template:Init]]. The way to use it is to write <nowiki>{{Init|Tachyon}}</nowiki>, which gives {{Init|Tachyon}}. If you do <nowiki>{{Init|Brother}}</nowiki> you get {{Init|Brother}}. Same for Op and pretty much any character that makes a blog. You can see all the options at [[Template talk:Init]]. Let me know if this is what you needed. That way we can avoid having duplicate templates. Again, thanks for your work on the wiki! 
[[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 16:04, 18 February 2007 (CST)

:Sorry about that. I actually had a look through the template namespace to avoide creating dupes, but "init" isn't exactly descriptive...could you use your mighty powers to kill them?
:And, while you're at it, have a look at my request on [[Template:Aphidblock]]?
:And I'm on Tigerlilylynn and Shifty's talk pages right now to invite them to comment.
:[[User:Renegade|Renegade]] 16:14, 18 February 2007 (CST)

::You can find most of our templates at [[:category:templates]]. Init is short for "initials." The reason we don't get into it on the help page is because most of our new editors are new to wikis and so we don't spend a lot of time on meta-documentation. If you ever have questions, feel encouraged to just ask OwenIsCool or me or [[User:Brucker|Brucker]] on our talk pages. BTW, I love the AphidBlock -- thanks for doing that! --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 19:32, 18 February 2007 (CST)

::No problem. Sorry you couldn't find the template--is there anything we could have done to make it easier to find?
::I took a look at the Aphidblock template... unfortunately I'm not a very code-savvy editor, so I actually didn't even understand the question *looks down embarassedly* Best to check with Brucker or JayHenry. Do let me know if you need help with anything else... I might be more useful next time.
::Thanks for getting Shify and Tigerlilylynn involved, I'm sure they'll have lots of good input.
::[[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 16:27, 18 February 2007 (CST)

:::I, personally, am a fan of central template catalogues, something like [[Help:Templates]] or {{SITENAME}}:Templates. But some links on the Help pages might work as well. Just an overview of what's available.
:::And, about aphidblock. I've basically prepared everything:
:::The link leads to [[Mediawiki:Monobook.css]] - that file gets included in this skin's style directives; you can see, for example, how the background is defined. Now I provided some code - that code will recolor the links in aphidblock to the lighter greenish color I also used on the AphidPedia redesign.
:::So all you'd have to do is copy the code I provided, follow the link, hit edit, paste, and hit save.
:::Pretty please? :) :)
:::[[User:Renegade|Renegade]] 17:12, 18 February 2007 (CST)

::::I did what you said, but I don't see any difference. uh-oh. [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 17:17, 18 February 2007 (CST)
:::::I do, don't worry. ;) You probably just have a cached stylesheet. Try holding down shift while pressing refresh on the AphidPedia redesign page. This forces (in Firefox, at least) the browser to reload all elements from the server. You should then see the links turn green rather than blue or violet in the aphidblock template at the bottom.
:::::Thanks a lot. :)
:::::[[User:Renegade|Renegade]] 17:23, 18 February 2007 (CST)

::::::Ahh, I can see it now. Glad I could help! [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 17:45, 18 February 2007 (CST)--[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 19:32, 18 February 2007 (CST)

Thanks for letting me know. I didn't notice. I'll stop. Sorry. (''crawls into corner'') --[[User:FH14|FH14]]

== [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos]] ==

Hey Renegade, 
I didn't want to keep bulking up [[Talk:List of Lonelygirl15 videos]], so I'm leaving a message here. Thanks for trying to work something out that makes a nice looking list. I don't want you do go through an inordinate amount of work to put in Javascript or have to write long code or anything. Even if IE users don't get anything nearly as nice as what you just made, I'm happy with anything that's just better-looking than a plain list. I'm not demanding that they get the added functionality, just to have something that doesn't look drab. If you can think of a simple solution that can maybe display some pictures for them, or make the formatting pretty, that's probably good enough. I also wanted to say great job with the Help: pages. They also look great! I gotta learn me some css! 
[[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 12:59, 19 March 2007 (CDT)
:Thanks :)
:I was thinking of something image-based, more colorful. Keeping the basic layout of the list as it is right now, but generally making it look nicer. I'll include VidExpand, but there's no way (I know of) to make it work for IE - it just doesn't support the necessary tag. On the other hand, that's why I designed it to look almost the same for them...they'll have the same list, but better looking, and we'll have the better looking expandable list. And the most change outside the page it'll need is a certain someone visiting Monobook.css once again ;)
::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 13:14, 19 March 2007 (CDT)

== [[Help:Editing]] ==

The new help:editing page looks fantastic!! I wonder if we should make that the help page in the sidebar, and move the stuff in [[help:contents]] to its own subsection? --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 00:13, 20 March 2007 (CDT)
:Thanks :)
:Do you mean taking the same page, and adding the contents of Help:Contents to the bottom of it? And I could just port the design to Help:Contents - so Contents would look the same as Editing, but with its own content? (Still being the Help Frontpage)
::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 08:21, 20 March 2007 (CDT)

::Well, what do you think keeps things the simplest? Right now, the [[Help:Editing]] that you designed does a better job of actually organizing the contents of the LGPedia's puny help section. So maybe just make Help:Editing the help frontpage and scrap help:contents all together? --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 10:22, 21 March 2007 (CDT)
:::I think the problem, in this case, is the overlapping of content. Help:Content, by design, should be a front page for all help, while Help:Editing should contain help related to actually editing pages. Right now, the biggest sections on Content are Editing and Formatting and Adding a new page, other editing-related categories.
:::I think what we should do is move these sections to Help:Editing, or even own pages linked to from Help:Editing, and use Help:Content for help related to general usage of LGPedia - that way, a confused newbie can instinctively click on "Help" in the sidebar, and gets help on how to use LGPedia, while someone clicking "Editing help" while editing a page purely gets help on editing.
::::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 10:48, 21 March 2007 (CDT)

== Thank you! ==

{{Template:Hardwork}}
 
A small token of our appreciation for your work. You designed the uber cool [[Template:Aphidblock]] and the great [[Template:VidExpand]] that made the [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos/redesign]] possible. Thank you for also developing a nicer layout that would improve the page for IE users, even though they should know better. Your willingness to tweak your design and listen to others' concerns and suggestions makes you a great LGPedian! 
[[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 14:10, 26 March 2007 (CDT)
:Thank you :) ...but I couldn't have done it without all your help!
::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 14:38, 26 March 2007 (CDT)

== [[:Image:Brother sidebar.jpg]] ==

Sorry, one had to go, and the jpg one was linked to more. I don't think I realized that the png file was being used on your page when I deleted it. Otherwise, I would have changed it to the jpg one and then deleted it :)--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 15:16, 28 March 2007 (CDT)
:Well, we could restore it if Renegade wanted it for his userpage. It wouldn't be the first image on this site that's uploaded solely for userpage display. I'd just make it clear in the description that it's a userpage image. Just out of curiosity, why do you say this .png is superior? I think jpgs display best on this site. .pngs sometimes don't work right, and .gifs tend to produce grainy-looking thumbnails. Or maybe that's just my compy. [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 16:11, 28 March 2007 (CDT)
::Nah, I didn't use it. I merely linked to it. I just can't understand why people still prefer JPEG over PNG. (Links for Owen: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PNG#Comparison_with_JPEG] [http://www.fractalus.com/info/png-jpeg.htm])
::It's fine the way it is, there is no need to restore anything. But thanks for even thinking about it :)
:::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 19:29, 28 March 2007 (CDT)

== Bot flag ==

Yeah, but I couldn't think of a way to get the bot to do it. I could have logged in as the bot and done it, but I'd like to only make actual "bot" edits with the bot.--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 11:52, 29 March 2007 (CDT)

== Did I mention this "OMFG YOU DIDN'T ENTER A SUMMARY!!!!" stuff annoys me? ==

If it annoys you then turn it off. As with all MediaWiki installations it's an option in preferences under the editing tab. Click the box that says "Prompt me when entering a blank edit summary"... --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 11:30, 8 April 2007 (CDT)
:Hmm...weird. I didn't take a setting into account because it only prompted me on talk pages as far as I could tell...oh well, thank you :)
::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 18:49, 8 April 2007 (CDT)

== Wow ==

What you did in Zoey's sandbox, truly amazing. Just amazing. I just want to let you know that you are '''amazing'''. Love, [[User:-R-|-R-]] 23:59, 12 July 2007 (CDT)

== Hey Renegade ==

Can you help me create a missions page, i here your good with codes. I made a lousy attemp to start it on my sandbox page.--[[User:Houdini|Houdini]] 22:39, 25 July 2007 (CDT)

I just wanted to say wow, I'm a dork about the Jonas's>Jonas' stuff. I knew the rule but... completely spaced on that one. Sorry! [[User:Chelseyrl|Chelseyrl]] 12:25, 30 July 2007 (CDT)

== Thanks ==

Hey, thanks Renegade for reverting all that stuff last night. Looks like xwestsidex went on a rampage or something. From looking at [[Special:Recentchanges|Recent changes]] it looks like you kept up with him pretty well. I finally got him blocked, but it's too bad there wasn't another admin on last night to do it sooner. Anyway, thanks again and your work is much appreciated here.--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 07:22, 31 July 2007 (CDT)

:No prob at all...but he threatened he'd be back.
::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 07:25, 31 July 2007 (CDT)

==From: Xwestsidex==

Hi Renegade, Guess what..You just became the third faggot imma be raggin on. Your friends Jonpro and Broken Kid already fucked up. Now imma do you just like I did them. You can help stop all this from happening, just by SIMPLY getting Jonpro to apologize to me for his hating and admit that im the biggest pimp on the LG15 forums, mkay? This is why bad things keep happening. Its because Jonpro never apologized for his actions. If he doesn't know what im talking about, tell him to find the page where he said "Congratulations! Have a fun week off" and admit his mistakes there.

Or else shit that happened last night is going to have to happen tomorrow, too..,mkay...and it will be much too quick to only last a minute this time...

-[[User:xwestsidex|xwestsidex]]

:omgomgomg...some ridiculous internet-kid is threatening me!!! OMG!!!
:In case you didn't realize it...you "fucked up" nobody. BK isn't even here, and Jonpro doesn't give a shit about you.
:Even ''if'' you manage to be the quick, we'll just roll in an SQL backup and it'll all be gone.
:So the rainbow fairy says: Shut the fuck up, whiney bitch. Every of your actions justifies Jonpro's actions a hundred times over and will make him ''less'' likely to apologize. But it's not like the tiny puddle of shit you call your brain would understand such a simple relation, anyway, is it?

:Fuck off.
::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 06:02, 1 August 2007 (CDT)

:::Wow...lol..you people have no sense of humor..
Hey Renegade, I heard Jonpro stuck his dick in ur ear last night and busted in it? Is that true?!! I mean that's just what I heard, and I'm just asking. No need to be ashamed of it, mkay? Thing is, Jonpro is HIV positive, so I think you should A. Get Tested and B. Stick to fish taco from now on like I do. Fish taco juice makes ur dick grow bigger, did u know that? LOL!! [[User:xwestsidex|xwestsidex]]

== Re:Template:Spoiler ==

Thanks, I understand. And to be honest, I stole the design from Template:Humor *blushes* AGH {{User:-R-/SignatureD|9:05 PM}}

==Userbox Thanks==
Just wanted to say thanks!! I think the 12in12 userbox looks fantastic! Now, I don't know how to make it active, so if that's your cup of tea, feel free to help me there too! :P --[[User:Phoenician|Pheon]] 11:16, 5 September 2007 (CDT)

User talk:Renegade

2007-09-07T01:38:48Z

75.8.106.128: /* From: Xwestsidex */

Hi Renegade, I'm the person who made all those changes of the blogger to the vid-They Broke In! Sorry I had no idea that it had [[They Broke In!!!]] was supposed to be a Bree video! It just assumed that someone who didn't know that Spencer had filmed it. Thanks for notifying (sp?) me.
Thanks!

Hi Renegade, I saw that you're planning on doing some work on the [[AphidPedia]]. I think that's great! We're always looking for talented editors who understand the ARG. I wanted to let you know that so far, TigerLilyLynn and Shifty have done a lot of work on the OpAphid section of the wiki. You might want to send them a message at the forums and let them know about the redesign, so they can help contribute ideas. (And maybe you've already done this, but if not, just wanted to give you a heads-up). I'm looking forward to what you come up with, and if I have any good ideas I'll be sure to pitch in. Thanks!--[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 12:57, 18 February 2007 (CST)
 
Hi Renegade, 
Saw your work on redesigning AphidPedia. Like JayHenry, I'm always happy to have more editors who know about the ARG enough to take on work like this. I noticed you made Template Tac and Bro so you could use the icons. I think what you needed was already embodied in [[Template:Init]]. The way to use it is to write <nowiki>{{Init|Tachyon}}</nowiki>, which gives {{Init|Tachyon}}. If you do <nowiki>{{Init|Brother}}</nowiki> you get {{Init|Brother}}. Same for Op and pretty much any character that makes a blog. You can see all the options at [[Template talk:Init]]. Let me know if this is what you needed. That way we can avoid having duplicate templates. Again, thanks for your work on the wiki! 
[[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 16:04, 18 February 2007 (CST)

:Sorry about that. I actually had a look through the template namespace to avoide creating dupes, but "init" isn't exactly descriptive...could you use your mighty powers to kill them?
:And, while you're at it, have a look at my request on [[Template:Aphidblock]]?
:And I'm on Tigerlilylynn and Shifty's talk pages right now to invite them to comment.
:[[User:Renegade|Renegade]] 16:14, 18 February 2007 (CST)

::You can find most of our templates at [[:category:templates]]. Init is short for "initials." The reason we don't get into it on the help page is because most of our new editors are new to wikis and so we don't spend a lot of time on meta-documentation. If you ever have questions, feel encouraged to just ask OwenIsCool or me or [[User:Brucker|Brucker]] on our talk pages. BTW, I love the AphidBlock -- thanks for doing that! --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 19:32, 18 February 2007 (CST)

::No problem. Sorry you couldn't find the template--is there anything we could have done to make it easier to find?
::I took a look at the Aphidblock template... unfortunately I'm not a very code-savvy editor, so I actually didn't even understand the question *looks down embarassedly* Best to check with Brucker or JayHenry. Do let me know if you need help with anything else... I might be more useful next time.
::Thanks for getting Shify and Tigerlilylynn involved, I'm sure they'll have lots of good input.
::[[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 16:27, 18 February 2007 (CST)

:::I, personally, am a fan of central template catalogues, something like [[Help:Templates]] or {{SITENAME}}:Templates. But some links on the Help pages might work as well. Just an overview of what's available.
:::And, about aphidblock. I've basically prepared everything:
:::The link leads to [[Mediawiki:Monobook.css]] - that file gets included in this skin's style directives; you can see, for example, how the background is defined. Now I provided some code - that code will recolor the links in aphidblock to the lighter greenish color I also used on the AphidPedia redesign.
:::So all you'd have to do is copy the code I provided, follow the link, hit edit, paste, and hit save.
:::Pretty please? :) :)
:::[[User:Renegade|Renegade]] 17:12, 18 February 2007 (CST)

::::I did what you said, but I don't see any difference. uh-oh. [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 17:17, 18 February 2007 (CST)
:::::I do, don't worry. ;) You probably just have a cached stylesheet. Try holding down shift while pressing refresh on the AphidPedia redesign page. This forces (in Firefox, at least) the browser to reload all elements from the server. You should then see the links turn green rather than blue or violet in the aphidblock template at the bottom.
:::::Thanks a lot. :)
:::::[[User:Renegade|Renegade]] 17:23, 18 February 2007 (CST)

::::::Ahh, I can see it now. Glad I could help! [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 17:45, 18 February 2007 (CST)--[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 19:32, 18 February 2007 (CST)

Thanks for letting me know. I didn't notice. I'll stop. Sorry. (''crawls into corner'') --[[User:FH14|FH14]]

== [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos]] ==

Hey Renegade, 
I didn't want to keep bulking up [[Talk:List of Lonelygirl15 videos]], so I'm leaving a message here. Thanks for trying to work something out that makes a nice looking list. I don't want you do go through an inordinate amount of work to put in Javascript or have to write long code or anything. Even if IE users don't get anything nearly as nice as what you just made, I'm happy with anything that's just better-looking than a plain list. I'm not demanding that they get the added functionality, just to have something that doesn't look drab. If you can think of a simple solution that can maybe display some pictures for them, or make the formatting pretty, that's probably good enough. I also wanted to say great job with the Help: pages. They also look great! I gotta learn me some css! 
[[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 12:59, 19 March 2007 (CDT)
:Thanks :)
:I was thinking of something image-based, more colorful. Keeping the basic layout of the list as it is right now, but generally making it look nicer. I'll include VidExpand, but there's no way (I know of) to make it work for IE - it just doesn't support the necessary tag. On the other hand, that's why I designed it to look almost the same for them...they'll have the same list, but better looking, and we'll have the better looking expandable list. And the most change outside the page it'll need is a certain someone visiting Monobook.css once again ;)
::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 13:14, 19 March 2007 (CDT)

== [[Help:Editing]] ==

The new help:editing page looks fantastic!! I wonder if we should make that the help page in the sidebar, and move the stuff in [[help:contents]] to its own subsection? --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 00:13, 20 March 2007 (CDT)
:Thanks :)
:Do you mean taking the same page, and adding the contents of Help:Contents to the bottom of it? And I could just port the design to Help:Contents - so Contents would look the same as Editing, but with its own content? (Still being the Help Frontpage)
::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 08:21, 20 March 2007 (CDT)

::Well, what do you think keeps things the simplest? Right now, the [[Help:Editing]] that you designed does a better job of actually organizing the contents of the LGPedia's puny help section. So maybe just make Help:Editing the help frontpage and scrap help:contents all together? --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 10:22, 21 March 2007 (CDT)
:::I think the problem, in this case, is the overlapping of content. Help:Content, by design, should be a front page for all help, while Help:Editing should contain help related to actually editing pages. Right now, the biggest sections on Content are Editing and Formatting and Adding a new page, other editing-related categories.
:::I think what we should do is move these sections to Help:Editing, or even own pages linked to from Help:Editing, and use Help:Content for help related to general usage of LGPedia - that way, a confused newbie can instinctively click on "Help" in the sidebar, and gets help on how to use LGPedia, while someone clicking "Editing help" while editing a page purely gets help on editing.
::::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 10:48, 21 March 2007 (CDT)

== Thank you! ==

{{Template:Hardwork}}
 
A small token of our appreciation for your work. You designed the uber cool [[Template:Aphidblock]] and the great [[Template:VidExpand]] that made the [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos/redesign]] possible. Thank you for also developing a nicer layout that would improve the page for IE users, even though they should know better. Your willingness to tweak your design and listen to others' concerns and suggestions makes you a great LGPedian! 
[[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 14:10, 26 March 2007 (CDT)
:Thank you :) ...but I couldn't have done it without all your help!
::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 14:38, 26 March 2007 (CDT)

== [[:Image:Brother sidebar.jpg]] ==

Sorry, one had to go, and the jpg one was linked to more. I don't think I realized that the png file was being used on your page when I deleted it. Otherwise, I would have changed it to the jpg one and then deleted it :)--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 15:16, 28 March 2007 (CDT)
:Well, we could restore it if Renegade wanted it for his userpage. It wouldn't be the first image on this site that's uploaded solely for userpage display. I'd just make it clear in the description that it's a userpage image. Just out of curiosity, why do you say this .png is superior? I think jpgs display best on this site. .pngs sometimes don't work right, and .gifs tend to produce grainy-looking thumbnails. Or maybe that's just my compy. [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 16:11, 28 March 2007 (CDT)
::Nah, I didn't use it. I merely linked to it. I just can't understand why people still prefer JPEG over PNG. (Links for Owen: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PNG#Comparison_with_JPEG] [http://www.fractalus.com/info/png-jpeg.htm])
::It's fine the way it is, there is no need to restore anything. But thanks for even thinking about it :)
:::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 19:29, 28 March 2007 (CDT)

== Bot flag ==

Yeah, but I couldn't think of a way to get the bot to do it. I could have logged in as the bot and done it, but I'd like to only make actual "bot" edits with the bot.--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 11:52, 29 March 2007 (CDT)

== Did I mention this "OMFG YOU DIDN'T ENTER A SUMMARY!!!!" stuff annoys me? ==

If it annoys you then turn it off. As with all MediaWiki installations it's an option in preferences under the editing tab. Click the box that says "Prompt me when entering a blank edit summary"... --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 11:30, 8 April 2007 (CDT)
:Hmm...weird. I didn't take a setting into account because it only prompted me on talk pages as far as I could tell...oh well, thank you :)
::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 18:49, 8 April 2007 (CDT)

== Wow ==

What you did in Zoey's sandbox, truly amazing. Just amazing. I just want to let you know that you are '''amazing'''. Love, [[User:-R-|-R-]] 23:59, 12 July 2007 (CDT)

== Hey Renegade ==

Can you help me create a missions page, i here your good with codes. I made a lousy attemp to start it on my sandbox page.--[[User:Houdini|Houdini]] 22:39, 25 July 2007 (CDT)

I just wanted to say wow, I'm a dork about the Jonas's>Jonas' stuff. I knew the rule but... completely spaced on that one. Sorry! [[User:Chelseyrl|Chelseyrl]] 12:25, 30 July 2007 (CDT)

== Thanks ==

Hey, thanks Renegade for reverting all that stuff last night. Looks like xwestsidex went on a rampage or something. From looking at [[Special:Recentchanges|Recent changes]] it looks like you kept up with him pretty well. I finally got him blocked, but it's too bad there wasn't another admin on last night to do it sooner. Anyway, thanks again and your work is much appreciated here.--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 07:22, 31 July 2007 (CDT)

:No prob at all...but he threatened he'd be back.
::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 07:25, 31 July 2007 (CDT)

==From: Xwestsidex==

Hi Renegade, Guess what..You just became the third faggot imma be raggin on. Your friends Jonpro and Broken Kid already fucked up. Now imma do you just like I did them. You can help stop all this from happening, just by SIMPLY getting Jonpro to apologize to me for his hating and admit that im the biggest pimp on the LG15 forums, mkay? This is why bad things keep happening. Its because Jonpro never apologized for his actions. If he doesn't know what im talking about, tell him to find the page where he said "Congratulations! Have a fun week off" and admit his mistakes there.

Or else shit that happened last night is going to have to happen tomorrow, too..,mkay...and it will be much too quick to only last a minute this time...

-[[User:xwestsidex|xwestsidex]]

:omgomgomg...some ridiculous internet-kid is threatening me!!! OMG!!!
:In case you didn't realize it...you "fucked up" nobody. BK isn't even here, and Jonpro doesn't give a shit about you.
:Even ''if'' you manage to be the quick, we'll just roll in an SQL backup and it'll all be gone.
:So the rainbow fairy says: Shut the fuck up, whiney bitch. Every of your actions justifies Jonpro's actions a hundred times over and will make him ''less'' likely to apologize. But it's not like the tiny puddle of shit you call your brain would understand such a simple relation, anyway, is it?

:Fuck off.
::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 06:02, 1 August 2007 (CDT)

:::Wow...lol..you people have no sense of humor..
Hey Renegade, I heard Jonpro stuck his dick in ur ear last night and busted in it? Is that true?!! I mean that's just what I heard, and I'm just asking. No need to be ashamed of it, mkay? Thing is, Jonpro is HIV positive, so I think you should A. Get Tested and B. Stick to fish taco from now on like I do. Fish taco juice makes ur dick grow bigger, did u know that? LOL!! [[User:xwestsidex|xwestsidex

== Re:Template:Spoiler ==

Thanks, I understand. And to be honest, I stole the design from Template:Humor *blushes* AGH {{User:-R-/SignatureD|9:05 PM}}

==Userbox Thanks==
Just wanted to say thanks!! I think the 12in12 userbox looks fantastic! Now, I don't know how to make it active, so if that's your cup of tea, feel free to help me there too! :P --[[User:Phoenician|Pheon]] 11:16, 5 September 2007 (CDT)

Sexy Librarian ;)

2007-09-07T01:29:46Z

75.8.106.128:

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 0268
| image = 0268-SarahAtTheBookstoreLookingUp.jpg
| caption = Why can't they let xwestsidex be my nighttime pimp?
| blogger = Sarah
| date = August 22, 2007
| url = {{lg15|336}}
| forumid =
| length = 3:16
| description = You'd buy a book from me, wouldn't you? Uh, yeah you better because I need the money! -Sarah
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[Taylor's bedroom#The Rest of Taylor's House|Sarah's mom's house]], [[Taylor's bedroom#Taylor's Dad's House|Sarah's dad's house]], [[Minor locations#The bookstore|The bookstore]]
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| pa = Ian Schwartz
| directors = Marcello Daciano
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Jan Libby and Miles Beckett
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Jan Libby
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| music supervisor = Seth Jacobs

| song = "Stop Talking" by The Hymns
| cast =
{{VidChar|Sarah}}

| Previous = The Email
| Next = Way of the Gun

| PreviousB = Mission Gamma
| NextB =
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred sixty-eighth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the twelfth video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Sarah is holding the camera and walking outside her house.'')

'''Sarah:''' Ok, people... this... is [[Jack]]'s truck. (''camera pans to a large pick-up truck in the driveway'') Sexy, isn't it? (''cut to Sarah's shadow on steps, as she walks into the house'') So... now you have seen Jack's truck. Why don't we go and see some more of Jack? (''she opens the door, camera pans to a pair of hiking boots, lying on the floor'') Oh... well... those are Jack's boots! Granted, they're the same size as ''my'' boots, but, uh... no problem. (''Sarah goes to the hallway, camera pans to a gray shirt, crumpled on the floor'') And, that's... his shirt. (''pan to pair of black pants, a few feet away, also crumpled'') And those are his pants. This is getting a little too cliché for my taste. Oh, god... (''camera pans to strewn belt'') And that.. would be.. his belt. His belt... (''camera pans to the closed bedroom door, then up to Sarah's face'') [[Taylor and Sarah's Parents|Mom]], just... inappropriate!

(''Sarah sighs and starts to walk away. Cuts to her, sitting on a couch.'')

'''Sarah:''' So, as you can see, Jack's my mom's new boyfriend! And while he's probably older than [[D-C-cubed|DCC guy]], I'm ''pretty'' sure that he's still born circa 1980. Yeah. Anyway, um... [[Taylor]]! Taylor... Oh, little Taylor. She's practically moved out. She, um, spends all her time over at [[Samantha|Sam's]] now -- Sam's her best friend -- and, uh, she only comes home to sleep. She came home the other day, and we got into this really big fight. She was just... so upset about whatever, and... she said, "You and Mom deserve each other." ...Me and Mom deserve each other. (''sighs and shakes head, then thinks about it'') Maybe she's right, y'know? Anyway, I just know that, after today, what I saw, I don't what to turn out like my mom. Would you? I know I've made some mistakes and everything, but I just-- (''Sarah's cell phone vibrates, she looks over and picks it up'') Oh... there's one now. Joe. (''she checks her phone'') Bet he thought he'd get lucky tonight. (''looks back to camera'') Then again... so did I. (''she winks, and laughs'')

(''Cut to montage of messy apartment: an empty pizza box on the couch, beer cans everywhere.'')

'''Sarah:''' So, I'm here at my dad's apartment, and... it looks like nothing's really changed. No surprise, I guess.

(''Cut to Sarah in work clothes, at a bookstore.'')

'''Sarah:''' So, [[Daniel]]. Um... I don't regret anything, and... y'know, I'm not sorry for anything, if... we're done, we're done. Your loss, whatever. But... the fact that you [[The Email|opened up Bree's email]], well... that just proves that you're living in the past, and... I don't know. I'm gonna move forward. Y'know? I'm-- I ''am'' moving forward, I... I got a job (''indicates her surroundings'') at a bookstore, and-- (''something falls off-camera, Sarah looks over to it, then leans into the camera'') I break things, apparently. Well, that's nothing new. But, uh... y'know, it's not the most glamorous thing in the world, but it's a start. And, uh, I get to read on my break...

'''Male Voice:''' (''over the store intercom'') Sarah! Report to the front counter immediately! Sarah, report to the front counter! Thank you.

'''Sarah:''' What ''do'' they want now?

(''She gives a dubious look to the camera, shuts it off'')

==Notes==
*This is the first mention of Taylor's friend [[Samantha|Sam]] since [[Practice Sucked :(]] She was also mentioned in [[Slide Tackle]].
*The final scene appears to be in a Border's Bookstore. This is also the first scene where we've seen Sarah not wearing at least one article of visible black clothing.
*It seems odd that Sarah would continue to blog after [[Sluttiness Prevails|telling Taylor]] that filming their lives was over.
*The sequence of an object falling off-camera and Sarah saying, "I break things, apparently," was likely an adlib on the part of [[Alexandra Dreyfus]].
*This is the first blog where Sarah questions her [[Relationships#Sarah|promiscuous behavior]] rather than defending it.
*This is the third consecutive video with a blogger complaining about their parents.

Hey Dad

2007-09-07T01:28:06Z

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{{Blog
| name = Hey Dad
| number = 0266
| image = 0266-jonasangry.JPG
| caption = Thanks for keepin' in touch...bitch!
| blogger = Jonas
| date = August 20, 2007
| url = {{lg15|334}}
| forumid =
| length = 2:08
| description = What am I supposed to do now?
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[Jonas's house]]
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| pa = Ian Schwartz
| directors = Marcello Daciano
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Jan Libby and Miles Beckett
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Jan Libby
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| music supervisor = Seth Jacobs

| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Jonas}}

| Previous = Remember Them?
| Next = The Email

| PreviousB = I'm Done
| NextB = A Family Affair
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred sixty-sixth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the tenth video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Jonas enters the frame, kicks off his sandals, and washes his car angrily.'')

'''Jonas:''' So, yeah. Those people in [[Remember Them?|the video on Friday]]... Hehehe. Those are [[Jonas's parents|my parents]]. And I bet-I bet-I know what y'all are thinking: that I'm going to go out and get 'em. Well, let me save you the suspense; not gonna happen.

(''Clip of Jonas continuing to wash his car angrily.'')

'''Jonas:''' They've been out there and they've been alive for six years. Living some, hehe, fairy tale life. Well, I thought that they were- Well, I thought that they were dead. You know how that makes me feel? Screw you.

(''Jonas walks away from the camera and continues washing his car. The video cuts to Jonas sitting in a different area.'')

'''Jonas:''' And "[[LaRezisto|The Resistance]]"... I mean, who the- who the hell are you? Who the hell are you?! Hmph, I trust you. No, I do. I- I trust you. 'Cause I think it's obvious everybody knows that all you need is a camera and some snappy editing and you can get anybody to believe you. Well, I don't. I don't buy it. Besides, I failed, remember?

(''Cuts to Jonas walking with the camera.'')

'''Jonas:''' There's no way I'm going back to them. No way. I'm just- Look, if they wanted to find me, then they could have found me. Who does that? Who just- Who disappears? Without a trace. I'm their son. (''a dog barks in the distance'') I'm their family.

(''Places camera down. He picks up three apples in the distance.'')

'''Jonas:''' Remember these, dad? We use to pick these in the afternoon. Do you remember? That was fun, huh?

(''Jonas throws apples to the right of the camera.'')

'''Jonas:''' Thanks for keeping in touch.

==Notes==
*This video confirms that the people in the [[LaRezisto]] video, [[Remember Them?]], were [[Jonas's parents]].
*This video features [[water theme|water]], which may foreshadow danger for Jonas.
*Many have wondered why Jonas makes such angry remarks about his father and not his mother.

Sluttiness Prevails

2007-09-07T01:26:28Z

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{{Blog
| name = Sluttiness Prevails
| number = 0258
| image = 0258-SarahDressedToGoOut.jpg
| caption = FISH TACOOOO!! AYAYAYAYAYYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAAYYYY!!
| blogger = Taylor
| date = August 7th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|326}}
| forumid =
| length = 2:34
| description = We're back in Texas, just wanted to give you an update.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[Taylor's bedroom]]
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Yumiko Aoyagi
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| pa = Ian Schwartz
| directors = Marcello Daciano
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Yumiko Aoyagi, Mesh Flinders and Dwayne Smith
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, Yumiko Aoyagi, and Dwayne Smith
| editor = Colin Hargraves
| music supervisor = Seth Jacobs

| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Taylor}}
{{VidChar|Sarah}}

| Previous = Speak to Me!
| Next = The Unsolvable Formula

| PreviousB = Mission Alpha
| NextB = Run!
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two hundred fifty eighth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the second video of season two.

==Transcript==
'''Taylor:''' Hey everyone. I guess it's been a while. I didn't think I was going to come on here, but I wanted to update you all on Sarah. She's back to her old ways. But she's even sluttier. If that's possible. And those are just the ones from school. It's like she's trying to punish herself for what happened with [[Bree]]. I guess, I just want my sister back. Except, less slutty.

(''Musical montage of Sarah coming into Taylor's room in various outfits and "stealing" accessories from her sister. Taylor mouths "What does she want?" to the camera. Sarah walks in again, in another outfit, and takes a headband from Taylor's bed. She puts it on.'')

'''Sarah:''' Stop filming me, okay? That's over.

'''Taylor:''' So who are you going out with tonight?

'''Sarah:''' I don't know, Scott? Andy? David? Morgan?

'''Taylor:''' You don't know the name of the guy you're going out with?

'''Sarah:''' There's so many Taylor, it's kind of hard to keep track.

'''Taylor:''' Sarah, whatever happened to that guy named Daniel?

'''Sarah:''' I don't uh, know what you're talking about.

(''Sarah heads towards the door.'')

'''Taylor:''' Sarah, wait.

'''Sarah:''' Stop filming me!

(''Cuts back to Taylor sitting at her desk.'')

'''Taylor:''' My sister pretends that Daniel doesn't even exist. I guess I don't really blame her. It's a lot easier not to think about what happened. Anyways, there's a new guy who seems like he might have potential -- [[Scott]]. But I don't think Sarah even likes him in that way. (''Paces.'') Sarah told me Scott's the only guy who hasn't tried to hook up with her. (''Sits down.'') I told her, "That's because nice guys don't sleep with girls on the first date." At least, that's what I've heard. How many dates should you go on with someone before you sleep with them in order to ''not'' be a slut? I'm just wondering. Well, Scott, if you're out there, please call her, give her another chance. She doesn't know what she's doing. (''Whispers'') She never does. In other news, we still haven't heard from [[Jonas]] or [[Daniel]]. I've tried calling them, but I guess they want to forget about us, like Sarah does. Anyway, school is starting soon, and when it does, it will be like none of this ever happened. Maybe that's how we all have to deal with life. I don't know when I'm going to blog again. Bye.

==Notes==
*The title of the video is a play of Bree's first video, [[First Blog / Dorkiness Prevails]].
*When Taylor says "Whatever happened to that guy named Daniel?", she may be referencing [[Bree]]'s quote ("Whatever happened to that girl Cassie?") from [[Swimming!]] about the mysterious [[Cassie]].
*Taylor is noticeably more tan than the last time she was on camera.
*This is the first video of the second season to feature two main characters at the same time.
*Interestingly enough, when [[Nikki Bower]] was [[Investigating Pins and Pints|searching Pins and Pints for Daniel's lost ID]], she learned that a man named [[Scott]] had left his ID behind at the bowling alley. It is unclear whether this is the same Scott, though.
*The cut to Taylor's lip has obviously healed, which is strange for a cut like that to have healed over the weekend. [''note: the mouth heals faster than any part of the body.'']
*Taylor's comment of "I guess it's been a while" at the beginning of the video (when in fact it comes just four days and two videos after her last appearance) suggests that a greater amount of time has passed in the [[Breeniverse]] than in real life since the first season ended. [''or, it's been a while since she did a blog from home?'']
*A scream can be heard in the background after Taylor says "Anyways, school starts soon."
*Taylor mentions that she has not heard from Jonas or Daniel, but does not mention whether or not she has heard from Spencer. Some fans have speculated that the two are still in touch.
*In the sped up part of the video, Sarah's movements are sped-up, but Taylor moves normally.

We Reach Out

2007-09-07T01:24:22Z

75.8.106.128: LOL!!-xwestsidex

{{Blog
| name = We Reach Out And Stick Fingers In Fish Taco
| number = 0260
| image = 0263-ShadowOverR!Logo.jpg
| caption = Fight the Order?
| blogger = LaRezisto
| date = August 10th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|328}}
| forumid = 13145
| length = 1:30
| description = 01000110 01101001 01100111 01101000 01110100 00100000 01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01001111 01110010 01100100 01100101 01110010
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[General LA area|Santa Monica]]
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|bree|daniel|la|rezisto|fight|the|order|danielbeast|jonastko}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Marcello Daciano
| pa =
| directors = Colin Hargraves and Jennifer Roth
| camera = Colin Hargraves and Jennifer Roth
| vidplay = Colin Hargraves and Jennifer Roth
| story = Colin Hargraves, Jennifer Roth, and Marcello Daciano
| editor = Colin Hargraves and Jennifer Roth
| music supervisor = Darren Boling

| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Bree}}
| Previous = The Unsolvable Formula
| Next = My Parents Suck Too

| PreviousB =
| NextB = Remember Them?
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred sixtieth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the fourth video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''A seagull is seen flying through the air as it's call is heard, followed by giggling. Several images of [[Bree]] flash on the screen, followed by inverted images of a bird, then the voiceover below.'')

'''Voiceover:''' Hello again. Once more we, The [[Hymn of One]], reach out to you today to reinforce our promise. We promise we will bring you a world of eternal unity and peace that will blossom into an everlasting happiness for your soul. Far from the pain, the disappointments, the suffering and darkness that the world made you believe you had to live through...

('''''Я!''' flashes on the screen. Static is heard as what sounds like a news report follows'')

'''Reporter:''' On [[12 in 12|August 3rd]], thousands watched helplessly as an innocent girl died. No one could do enough to save her.

(''The reporter says the below voiceover, while at the same time a Spanish reporter says the same.'')

'''Reporter:''' For centuries this cycle continued. The innocent died for the guilty. We are the Resistance. ('''''Fight [[the Order]]''' flashes on the screen, followed by '''Join [[the Resistance]]''''') The time has come to fight against evil. We know and we will end it. Equality in life, equality in death.

(''The screen goes back to the flashing bright green '''Я!''', but this time, a figure of a silhouette is standing there. Suddenly, bright green eyes the same color as Я! appear on the silhouette's face, and the screen goes blank.'')

===Spanish===
'''Spanish Reporter:''' (''at the same time as the English Reporter's "For centuries this cycle continued..."'') Nosotros sabemos que el Orden estaba robando la vida de la chica para mejor de ellos. Por siglos el "ciclo" a continuación: Los inocentes mueren para el culpable puede vivir. Ahora termina. Nosotros somos: La Resistencia. El tiempo llegó para pelear para atrás contra el mal. Sabemos y lo terminamos. Unidad en vida y unidad en muerte. (''Which, in English, is "We know that the Order was stealing the life of the girl for their own benefit. For centuries this cycle continued. The innocent died so that the guilty could live. Now it ends. We are: The Resistance. The time has come to fight back against evil. We know and we end it. Unity in life, unity in death."'')

==Notes==
*The binary in the video's description, when translated, reads "Fight [[The Order]]."
*The video suggests that there are people in [[the Resistance]] other than [[TAAG]].
*The backwards R! appears to be the official "logo" of the Resistance.
*The backwards "R" is the Russian letter "Ya," which is also a one-letter word for "I" or "me."
*This video gives us more footage of [[Bree]]'s actual death than [[lonelygirl15 Season Finale 10 of 12 - 5 pm]], in which she actually dies.
**There are two possible ways for this footage to exist. Either a member of TAAG edited the video (which is unlikely as it was posted at 5pm, not long after it happened) or someone else other than TAAG were filming the Ceremony.
*Among the video bits shown is bootlog.txt output from an MS Windows boot. (Which basically means, as cool as it may look, it's very trivial stuff happening on every Windows-computer.)
*The video also suggests that [[The Order]] might exist outside of English-speaking countries.
*The individual words "We are the Resistance" can be seen blinking rapidly when showing the "Ceremony".
*The Spanish speaking is neither grammatically accurate, nor the exact translation of what the English voiceover says.

Drunken Yodeling

2007-09-07T01:23:14Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 0272
| image = 0272_DanielAndMelody.jpg
| caption = Wonder what Sarah's thinking...?
| blogger = Daniel
| date = August 28th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|340}}
| forumid = 13589
| length = 2:20
| description = I'm not as dumb as I look, but Renegade is..
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[Daniel's bedroom]]
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko|drunk|yodel|Mallory}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| pa = Ian Schwartz
| directors = Marcello Daciano
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Jan Libby
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Jan Libby
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| music supervisor = Seth Jacobs

| song = "Screaming's Not an Option" By The Grey Race
| cast = {{VidChar|Daniel}}

| Previous = Who's Next?
| Next = Eternal Freaks

| PreviousB = The Email
| NextB = Hot Date
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred seventy-second video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the sixteenth video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Daniel on a couch.'')

'''Daniel:''' Look, I'm not a complete idiot. Of course I sent the file over to the resistance. I mean, to be clear, I no longer have it, it's not on my computer, but what did you think I was going to do? Just roll over and let the Order win? As much as I would ''love'' the Order to be a part of my past, I just can't seem to escape them. But I am trying, I am ''really'' trying. I have this real and kinda cool life right now. It seems like (''Music: "Screaming's Not an Option" By The Grey Race.'') it just might be falling into place. And I know, I know that sounds crazy and just off the wall, especially coming from me, but... Like yesterday; I got this letter saying I've been accepted into this ''amazing'' film program at the JC. This one professor thought that my "fictional" videos with Bree showed real promise. And that's, just kinda nuts. I'm -- It's amazing.

(''Daniel leaves his couch and is in a different position, smiling.'')

'''Daniel:''' Oh, and, uh, I met someone. Her name's [[Mallory]]. And she ''rocks''. No, really. She's pretty great. We've only been dating for like a week, you know. But we really get along. You wanna see a picture? Here. (''Shows picture.'') Look at that face. Isn't she cute? (''Removes picture.'') She's so funny. But then, you know what? That is all I'm gonna say. Because, frankly, judgin' by the way ''my'' love life goes... Tsk, yeeeaaah. I just don't wanna jinx it.

(''On his bed, with laptop.'')

'''Daniel:''' Have you guys seen this? What the hell is this? Have you -- Have y'all tried sifting through all these images? I -- I keep thinking that I see something and I keep looking at them, but, as much as I suck at this, I'ma keep trying to help out. (''Rubs eye.'') Jonas, bro. Thanks for the call last night; letting me know that you're ok. I, uh, I was worried, dude. No, really. We all were. And I don't know what to tell you about your parents except, "Wow. Just -- The Hymn of One?" You know, as creepy as it is that Carl and the Hymn of One crew are hanging out with your family... I -- I don't think there's an immediate threat. You don't have anything the Order needs, right? (''Door shuts.'') Look, if you want to get away from all their eternal singing, why don't you come down? I can -- (''Glass and yodeling is heard from somewhere else.'') Here we go. Anyways, look. It'd be really cool for me if you come down, hang out. I mean, honestly I could use the company. And obviously, my parents are drinking away to their eternal song. (''Knocking.'') Go away.

== Notes ==
*Some fans have suggested [[Mallory]] could be the girl in the latest [[LaRezisto]] [[Who's Next?|video]], or a part of [[the Order]]. The professor at the Junior College could also be an Order member.
*Speculation over the resemblance of Mallory to [[Sarah]] and [[Bree]] has caused some talk over whether Daniel is looking for a quick Bree/Sarah replacement.
*The digital camera Daniel shows is an Olympus Stylus 710, a 7.1 megapixel, all-weather model.

Grand Canyon

2007-09-07T01:22:31Z

75.8.106.128:

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 277
| image = 277-Jonas.jpg
| caption = The road is starting to feel like home
| blogger = Jonas
| date = September 4th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|345}}
| forumid = 13776
| length = 3:51
| description = Here we are on the run... again. Don't worry, I have a plan...imma eat Emma's fish taco when she's sleeping..
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location =
| tags = {{tags|jonas|jonastko|lonelygirl15|lg15|daniel|danielbeast|emma|grand|canyon}}

| execprod =
| producers =
| pa =
| directors =
| camera =
| vidplay =
| story =
| editor =
| music supervisor =

| song = Ima Robot "Losing it All"
| cast = {{VidChar|Jonas}}
{{VidChar|Emma}}

| Previous = Home Invasion
| Next = Dirty Secrets

| PreviousB =
| NextB =
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred seventy-seventh video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the twenty-first video of season two.

==Transcript==

''Montage of trucks, trains, and cars.''

'''Jonas:''' So here we are, on the run, again for the millionth time. But guess what? Believe me, I have a plan because I'm not gonna run from [[The Order]] for all time, and the rest on my life, I'm not gonna do it. I have [[Emma]], and I'm gonna keep her safe, and she's gonna be okay. ''(Sighs.)'' Speaking of being okay, my parents...It looks like they might make it. After we got Emma out of there, [[Daniel]] and I went back in, grabbed my parents, pulled 'em out, and brought 'em to the hospital. The doctor said that, uh, it looks like they're gonna be okay. So...yay.
''(Laughs.)'' It's just that...I can't lose them again, and...Anyway, I left them a note and I really couldn't talk to them. So I left them a note and I said that I have Emma and that I was gonna keep her safe, which I'm gonna do, and, um, that they should go to the Lonelygirl15 website so they can learn the truth about [[Hymn of One|The Hymn of One]], and...and the Order that hides inside their so-called religion. Anyway, it's a new day, and, uh, I have something to kinda confess to you and maybe you're not gonna agree with this, but I haven't told Emma about what happened...And I'm not gonna tell her until I have to because, look, she was asleep, I'd given her some pills to knock her out, and you only get to be a kid for a certain amount of time and if that's taken away from you before the whole world comes crashing down on you, this reality, this crap, if that starts hap- I'm not gonna do it, I'm not gonna take it away from her. I'm not...And I told her our parents were comin' out here to meet us for some family vacation here at the Grand Canyon, which is lame, I know, but it was the only thing I could think of at the time. So there you have it. I need a nap. I'm tired, I'm so- I'm so tired.

''(Camera cuts to Jonas outside.)''

'''Jonas:''' Look at this. This is amazing. You can put some perspective into it.

''Montage of Jonas, birds, and the view.''

'''Jonas:''' You know, it took over six million years for the Grand Canyon to form. Water on rock, wearing it down time after time, day after day. It's like time is a great equalizer. At least we have time on our side...

''(Camera cuts to Emma, sleeping on a bed.)''

'''Jonas:''' It looks like Emma is asleep. Daniel gets along really well with her, it's almost like...he's her big brother too. Actually, it was his idea to give her [[Purple Monkey|P. Monkey]]...She likes it almost as much as [[Bree]] did.

''(Camera cuts to Jonas.)''

'''Jonas:''' This ends now. I'm ending this now. I'm not gonna spend months and months running from the Order only to watch somebody I love die again, it's not gonna happen...We tried to turn Bree trait negative and it didn't work. Well, this time it's gonna work. So [[Sarah]], I know you're back home doing whoever you're doing , but I know you still have that vial of serum. Well, we need you to bring it to us. Please. So I'm gonna email you and I'm gonna tell you where we are. I'll see you soon. Thanks.

==Notes==
*The mention of Sarah having the serum only decreases hope in the fact that [[Spencer]] may return.
*Daniel does not appear in this video, although he assisted Jonas in the rescue and, therefore, one would assume that Daniel would be there with him.

Dirty Secrets

2007-09-07T01:21:38Z

75.8.106.128:

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| caption = I promise I wont try to eat your fish taco when you're sleeping...
| blogger = Daniel
| date = September 5th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|347}}
| forumid = 13800
| length = 3:56
| description = Psst! you wanna hear a dirty secret? I fucked Jonpro's mom!
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| Previous = Grand Canyon
| Next = Gross Guy

| PreviousB = Hot Date
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred seventy-eighth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the twenty-second video of season two.

==Transcript==

''(The camera rests on a table, with a coffee maker in front of it.)''

'''Daniel:''' That sucked. Here we go, ready? ''(He throws a bottle cap into the coffee maker.)'' Yeeaaahhh!

''(Daniel and Jonas continue the game.)''

'''Daniel:''' You cheated, dude.

'''Jonas:''' What? I was up there!

'''Daniel:''' Cheat...

'''Jonas:''' What? I was up there!

''(Daniel and Jonas continue the game, both egging the other on.)''

'''Daniel:''' You gonna flick that in?

''(Jonas attempts to flick a bottle cap into the coffee maker, and misses.)''

'''Daniel:''' ''(Laughs.)'' Jonas and I are just sitting around waiting for Sarah to bring the serum. We figured we're safest here. Taylor called, she swore that Sarah would make it here...And it's not like Sarah would flake on us, right? Noo, she doesn't do that! Emma, you wanna play?

''(Camera cuts to Emma.)''

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, no?

''(Camera cuts back to Daniel.)''

'''Daniel:''' I think she's watching like a 24-hour marathon on the web of the Gilmore Girls or something like that.

''(Camera cuts to Emma.)''

'''Daniel:''' But actually, I'm kinda glad because she's been asking a lot of questions about her mom and her dad.

''(Camera cuts to Daniel and Jonas.)''

'''Daniel:''' So whaddya think, we call it a tie? We did both win a round, dude. Come on.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, but we played three rounds, man.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah...''(To Emma)'' Hey!

'''Jonas:''' Where're you going?

'''Emma:''' I'm just going to go in my room.

'''Daniel and Jonas:''' Are you okay?

'''Daniel:''' Jinx! ''(Emma leaves.)'' Alright, we'll see you!

'''Jonas:''' You gonna call her?

'''Daniel:''' Who?

'''Jonas:''' Sarah.

'''Daniel:''' Hmph, no.

'''Jonas:''' Why not...You saw Taylor's last video man, the girl's a mess right now.

'''Daniel:''' Dude, I-I really, I just don't want to, I'm through with Sarah's nonsense. You know exactly how she is.

'''Jonas:''' Why?

'''Daniel:''' What do you mean, "Why?" Dude, you saw my last video. I'm kind of seeing somebody right now. The talks we have, ousta-

''(A scream is heard in the distance. Jonas and Daniel both jump up, Daniel grabbing the camera on his way out.)''

'''Jonas:''' Emma!

'''Daniel:''' You see somebody out here?

'''Jonas:''' Emma!

'''Daniel:''' Is somebody out here?

''(Jonas spots Emma, who is running away, and sprints after her, Daniel following close behind.)''

'''Jonas:''' What happened?

'''Emma:''' Get away from me!

'''Jonas:''' Emma, Emma! Calm down-

'''Emma:''' GET AWAY FROM ME!

'''Daniel:''' What happened, what happened!?

'''Emma:''' Stop it!

'''Jonas:''' Emma, calm down-

'''Daniel:''' What happened?

'''Emma:''' You're a liar, Jonas!

'''Jonas:''' What?

'''Emma:''' You're a liar!

'''Jonas:''' What do you mean?

'''Emma:''' You lied to me, I saw everything! ''(She begins to cry.)''

'''Jonas:''' Emma, let me explain!

'''Emma:''' No!

'''Jonas:''' Emma, let me explain!

'''Emma:''' No...''(She gets up and walks away.)''

'''Jonas:''' Shit!

'''Daniel:''' What do we do, man?

'''Jonas:''' I don't know...

'''Daniel:''' Jonas!

''(In the distance, Emma sits down.)''

'''Jonas:''' ''(Coughs.)'' What do you think? Dammit! Dammit, she must have Googled Hymn of One and Bree and found our site...she probably knows everything.

'''Daniel:''' We got to talk to her, man. Come on. Go over there.

''(Jonas looks indecisive.)''

'''Daniel:''' Jonas.

'''Jonas:''' What am I going to say?

'''Daniel:''' Just be honest...It's the only choice we have.

'''Jonas:''' ''(To Emma)''...I was just trying to protect you. That's it. I'm so sorry.

'''Emma:''' Promise me you won't lie to me again.

'''Jonas:''' ...I promise.

''(She nods, then hugs Jonas. She whispers to him.)''

'''Jonas:''' I know. I know...trust me, I know. ''(He sniffs.)'' Trust me, I know.

==Notes==
*Judging by the bottle caps, Daniel and Jonas are drinking Honey Brown and Amstel Light beers.

Home Invasion

2007-09-07T01:20:31Z

75.8.106.128: ahahahha-xwestsidex

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| number = 276
| image = 0276-JonasAtGunpointOnTheFloor.jpg
| caption = Where's my fish taco at, bitch?!
| blogger = Jonas
| date = August 31st, 2007
| url = {{lg15|344}}
| forumid = 13673
| length = 2:48
| description = Those f$#%rs came for Emma and I threw down! Sort of...
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[Minor locations#Jonas's Parents' House|Jonas's parents' house]]
| tags = {{tags|jonastko|lonelygirl15|lg15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|soccerstar4ever|jonas|gun|blast|explosion}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| pa = Ian Schwartz
| directors = Marcello Daciano
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Jan Libby and Miles Beckett
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Jan Libby
| editor = Colin Hargraves
| music supervisor = Seth Jacobs

| song = "Praise Lord from the
Heavens" composed by Rachmaninov and performed by the Kyiv Chamber Choir

| cast = {{VidChar|Jonas}}
{{VidChar|Jonas's parents{{!}}Jonas's mom|Tammy Klein}}
{{VidChar|Jonas's parents{{!}}Jonas's dad|Peter James}}
{{VidChar|Emma|Katherine Pawlak}}
{{VidChar|Daniel}}
{{VidChar|The Order{{!}}Order Agent One}}
{{VidChar|The Order{{!}}Order Agent Two}}
{{VidChar|The Order{{!}}Order Agent Three}}
{{VidChar|The Order{{!}}Order Agent Four}}

| Previous = Run!
| Next = Grand Canyon

| PreviousB = Eternal Freaks
| NextB =
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred seventy-sixth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the twentieth video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Jonas tucks Emma into bed, walks down the stairs and notices a man dressed in black outside coming towards the house. He puts down the camera and struggles to keep the door closed as the Order agent attempts to force his way in.'')

'''Jonas's Dad:''' Jonas! Who's at the door? Jonas?

'''Jonas:''' Dad! Go upstairs! Take mom and go upstairs! Please! Go upstairs! Please! Go! Go! Go! Go!

(''There is an explosion and the sound cuts out briefly as Jonas, his mother and his father make their way upstairs.'')

'''Jonas's Mom:''' Jonas, what's going on?

'''Jonas:''' It's okay.

'''Jonas's Dad:''' Where's Emma? Where's Emma? Where's Emma?

'''Jonas:''' (''passing camera to his mother'') She's fine, hold this.

(''Jonas and his parents crouch down in the darkened hallway awaiting their attacker.'')

'''Jonas's Mom:''' Why? What am I suppose to do with this?

'''Jonas:''' Just record everything that happens.

'''Jonas's Mom:''' Where's Emma?

'''Jonas's Dad:''' (''whispering'') Who are these people? Jesus Christ, he's got a gun! He's got a gun. He's going to kill us.

(''As the attacker approaches the top of the stairs, Jonas and his father attack and incapacitate one Order Agent as he fires a shot into the air. No one is shot and Jonas takes his gun.'')

'''Jonas:''' Go go go go go!

'''Jonas:''' You okay? Is everybody all right?

'''Jonas's Mom:''' Where's Emma?

'''Jonas:''' She's fine. (''pause'') Everybody stay quiet. (''They go downstairs'') Come on.

'''Jonas's Dad:''' Back, back, back, back door, back door.

'''Jonas's Mom:''' There's someone outside!

(''Sounds of glass breaking and shots being fired are heard. The screen goes black briefly.'')

(''Order Agent Two attacks and shoots Jonas's father. Jonas's mother screams and runs towards them and is knocked to the floor. Two more Order agents force Jonas to his knees.'')

'''Order Agent Three:''' Get down. Get down, on your knees. What's that noise?

'''Order Agent Four:''' I'm not sure! I don't know.

'''Order Agent Three:''' I thought you told me the perimeter was secure?!

'''Order Agent Four:''' It was.

'''Order Agent Three:''' Go check it out.

'''Order Agent Three:''' (''pushing Jonas down again'') Stay down! Where's the girl!?

'''Jonas:''' She's not here.

'''Order Agent Three:''' Where's the fucking girl, Jonas?

(''Order Agent Three kicks Jonas in the ribs, Jonas grabs his side in pain.'')

'''Order Agent Two:''' Where's the girl?

'''Jonas:''' She's not here, I swear to God she's not here.

(''weak coughing is heard'')

'''Daniel:''' (''comes in carrying Order Agent Four's rifle, forces Order Agent Three to his knees and hits him in the back of the head'') Get down! On the ground right now!

'''Daniel:''' Are you O.K.? (''Screaming'') Jonas? You all right?!?

(''Jonas grabs a gun and knocks Order Agent Two out.'')

'''Jonas:''' We've got to get Emma! I'm going to go grab her!

(''Jonas runs toward the stairs.'')

==Notes==
*Daniel posted to the forum:
**Jonas's parents "were shot and bleeding a lot, but still breathing. We dropped them off at the hospital and took Emma to a safe place."[http://www.lg15.com/lonelygirl15/forum/viewtopic.php?f=89&t=13689&p=487703&hilit=#p487678]
**The attackers "weren't watchers and they didn't look like shadows, I have no idea who they were, but they obviously work for the Order and wanted Emma."[http://www.lg15.com/lonelygirl15/forum/viewtopic.php?f=89&t=13689&p=487693&hilit=#p487693]
** Emma had been given sleeping pills by Jonas. Jonas had planned to take her out of the house on his own, however, the home invasion occurred changing this plan abruptly. At the time of his post, Emma had still not woken up from the sleeping pills and was safe with Jonas and himself.[http://www.lg15.com/lonelygirl15/forum/viewtopic.php?f=89&t=13689&p=487703&hilit=#p487703]
**Daniel went there as a result of Taylor's video and arrived as this was all going down. He states that he intends to contact Taylor and Sarah later that night.
*This is the first time Daniel and Jonas have been together since Bree's death, which took place over 3 weeks ago.
*The video suggests that [[The Order]] did not use the façade of "[[The Ceremony (ritual)|the Ceremony]]" to lure Emma, but rather planned to take her by force.
*The ringing and drop of audio volume at the 0:47 second mark appears to have been caused by an explosive charge used on the door allowing the invaders access to the house, the beeping prior to this would support this claim.
*It should be noted that while the concussion from the blast could cause ringing in the ears if it were strong enough, it would only cause the sound of the camera to go blank for about a second or two (The ringing is caused by the brain overloading from the sound and is not really there; if you were to cover your ears well enough you would not be affected).
*It should be noted that one of the Order members says Jonas's name. This is possibly because the order is familiar with Jonas from his efforts to save Bree and thusly posting them on the Internet. It would make sense that [[The Order]] knows the identity of Daniel, Sarah and Taylor, as well. It is also possible that his identity was revealed by Carl and Sonia who had chanted his name in an earlier video.

Eternal Freaks

2007-09-07T01:19:32Z

75.8.106.128: LOL!!-xwestsidex

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 0273
| image = 0273-JonasInfuriated.jpg
| caption = Jonas is trying to fart..again
| blogger = Jonas
| date = August 29th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|341}}
| forumid = 13610
| length = 2:04
| description = This whole situation with my parents is very bizarre. Not sure what to do.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[Minor locations#Jonas's Parents' House|Jonas's parents' house]]
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|lonely|girl|bree|jonastko|danielbeast|emma|hymn of one}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| pa = Ian Schwartz
| directors = Marcello Daciano
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Mesh Flinders
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Jan Libby
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| music supervisor = Seth Jacobs

| song =
| cast = {{VidChar|Jonas}}

| Previous = Drunken Yodeling
| Next = Hot Date

| PreviousB = A Family Affair
| NextB = Home Invasion
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred seventy-third video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the seventeenth video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Jonas is sitting on Emma's bed.'')

'''Jonas:''' Hey. (''looks around'') I'm in my sister's room. She's, uh, she's downstairs right now. This whole thing is just really 'F'ed up. I mean the whole thing's just -- (''tenses face in frustration'') [[Jonas's parents|My parents]] are in the [[Hymn of One]]. That is obvious. Everybody can tell. But what they don't know is they don't know anything about [[the Order]] and they don't know anything about [[the Ceremony]]. They think it's some kind of peace/love religion. Which they're not. And even worse, they, uh, they don't remember me. Still. And they don't -- fact -- ''ahem''... They don't remember anything before the accident. It's like someone went in their heads and pushed the reset button. (''sighs'') Ha, it's just...I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. It's -- When I first got here, I really thought I could have a normal life with them: baseball games, and BBQ's. (''sighs'') You know, be a big brother to [[Emma]]. Heh, Emma. That's a scary thought. I mean, I can't leave her. I just can't leave her. She's my sister, right? Heh, one of these days...One of these days she's gonna find out what a bunch of Grade A nut jobs her parents are mixed up with. Just like [[Bree]] did. No, I'm not gonna let that happen. There's no way. No, [[Daniel]], I'm not gonna [[It's Not Kidnapping|kidnap her]]. Heh, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno. There's -- There's got to be -- There's got to be an answer here somewhere. There's got to be ''something''. I just can't see it! I don't know what it is. Maybe...Maybe I just need to get away and think. So, I'm thinking, Daniel, I'm gonna take you up on [[Drunken Yodeling|that offer]]. You know, come crash at your place. (''nods'') Yeah. Eh. (''footsteps are heard'') Oh, shit. I gotta go. I gotta go.

==Notes==
*Jonas compares [[Emma]] to [[Bree]]
* Some Fans have speculated that Jonas is going to warn Daniel that he needs to be cautious about any new people in his life, as they may be connected to the Order. This includes Mallory.

Run!

2007-09-07T01:18:12Z

75.8.106.128: pffffftttt!!-xwestsidex

{{Blog
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| number = 0275
| image = 0275-TaylorAmazed.jpg
| caption = ...Taylor's orgasm face
| blogger = Taylor
| date = August 30th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|343}}
| forumid = 13648
| length = 2:47
| description = OMG, why aren't you answering your phone! Daniel, you gotta help him!
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[Zavalla]], [[Taylor's bedroom|Taylor's house]]
| tags = {{tags |lonelygirl15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| pa = Ian Schwartz
| directors = Marcello Daciano
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Jan Libby and Miles Beckett
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Jan Libby
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| music supervisor = Seth Jacobs

| song =
| cast = {{VidChar | Taylor}}

| Previous = Hot Date
| Next = Home Invasion

| PreviousB = Sluttiness Prevails
| NextB = Gross Guy
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
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{{PAGENAME}} is the two-hundred seventy-fifth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the nineteenth video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Taylor is in a rose garden.'')

'''Taylor:''' Edgar Degas. Born in 1834, he was an amazing impressionist who loved to paint historical themes and fruit portraits. But his favorite thing to paint were real people in real settings. Like Girl Carrying Flowers in her Apron. He painted that one around 1860 or 1862. Oil on canvas, I think. Unfortunately, Degas lost his sight later in life, as well as most of his friends and family. Although he was a great painter, he turned out to be a not so great guy. And died at age 83 pretty much alone.

(''The scene changes and she is in front of a tall bush.'')

'''Taylor:''' So what does that give us? We have this painting of the girl and the title. I really like doing this stuff. I love researching these random things. I love to learn, I can't help it. I mean, right now, I'm taking this amazing online programming class. It's only been five days, but already it has confirmed so much for me. I know that I want to go to MIT. No, strike that. I know I ''am'' going to MIT. I cannot wait to be out of [[Zavalla]] and in Boston learning these new things. You know, I can actually take a class from Noam Chomsky about the philosophy of language. I mean, that would just blow me away. (''a thud is heard off camera'') [[Sarah]]! What? Now what's wrong?

(''Taylor is now on her bed in her room.'')

'''Taylor:''' Okay, so things are not so great with Sarah right now. And I have to say, I feel sorry for her. She's still dating that boyfriend who acts like our dad in all the wrong ways. What Sarah told you last week? Total lie. Sarah's self-professed new life is not perfect. Sleeping with all these random guys and working in a book store is not where Sarah thought her life was going to take her. And even though we fight -- constantly -- I'm worried about her. When she's not hanging around "[[Scott|jerk-boyfriend]]", she's pretty much alone. (''sighs'') I hope Sarah's life turns out better than Degas. (''sighs again'') I gotta get outta here.

(''Taylor is now on her laptop with a finished frappuccino outside, most likely in front of the coffee shop.'')

'''Taylor:''' Hey, [[Jonas]]. Jonas, this is amazing! The [[LonelyCracks Anonymous|lonelycrackers]] on the comments page and the forum and the chat, they've figured this stuff out. It's a [http://flickr.com/photos/11698522@N07 Flickr] account. It's flickr.com/photos/11698522@N07. Okay, look at the photo titled littlegirlcarryingflowersinherapron. Okay? "Little Girl Carrying Flowers in her Apron". Okay, the new girl -- the new [[Bree's injections|trait positive]] girl [[the Order|the Order's]] after, she's been under our noses all along. Jonas, I just tried calling you, you're not picking up. [[Daniel]], if you see this, you need to go to Jonas's and get him and his sister out of there. Jonas, take [[Emma]] and run.

==Notes==
*This video confirms that Emma is the next trait positive girl that the Order is after.
*{{wikipedia|Noam_Chomsky|Noam Chomsky}} is a famous American linguist, renowned in computer science for his {{wikipedia|Chomsky_hierarchy|Chomsky hierarchy}} of formal grammars, arguably the basis for modern {{wikipedia|automata_theory|automata theory}}.

Hot Date

2007-09-07T01:17:16Z

75.8.106.128: HAHAAHAHAHAHHA!!-xwestsidex

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 0274
| image = 0274-DanielAndMallory.JPG
| caption = So...you're saying that I pull my pants down, and you stick your head in between my legs?
| blogger = Daniel
| date = August 30th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|342}}
| forumid = 13636
| length = 4:41
| description = Thanks everyone for finding the Flickr account, but I'm still not sure what it means. In the meantime, Mallory called... :)
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[Daniel's bedroom]]
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| pa = Ian Schwartz
| directors = Marcello Daciano
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Mesh Flinders and Miles Beckett
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Jan Libby
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| music supervisor = Seth Jacobs

| song =
| cast = {{VidChar|Daniel}}
{{VidChar|Mallory|Carly Jones}}

| Previous = Eternal Freaks
| Next = Run!

| PreviousB = Drunken Yodeling
| NextB = Dirty Secrets
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred seventy-fourth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the eighteenth video of season two.

==Transcript==

''(Daniel is sitting in his room with his laptop)''

'''Daniel''': I've been working on these..what is it, like, ''seventy'' images for just...it's tough. But I do want to thank you all for helping us out, because, we couldn't have done it without you.
There are a few things that are clear. A, this is definitely some famous painting of some girl with flowers, and there is ''definitely'' something goin' on. B..there is no B, I'm sorry, um...that's actually all we have right now. Um, I'll keep looking--

''(Daniel's cellphone rings)''

'''Daniel:''' Hold on.

''(Daniel picks up the cellphone, looks at it, and laughs.)''

'''Daniel:''' Ok, so...the old me-

''(Daniel closes his laptop)''

'''Daniel:''' -would have stayed around and tried to figure all this out but things have changed.
I need a break. I'll see you later.

''(Daniel turns off the camera. Cut to view of a stairway that pans around to a shopping mall and view of some mannequins. Daniel can be heard whistling to himself.)''

'''Daniel''': Look at that sexy, sexy mannequin! Too bad she doesn't have a head. Tsk.

''(Daniel sings to himself. The camera turns and we see Mallory walking toward Daniel, who laughs.)''

'''Daniel:''' Hey, buby.

'''Mallory:''' Hey, you.

'''Daniel:''' How are you?

'''Mallory:''' Pretty good.

''(Mallory walks up to Daniel and they kiss, she looks at the camera, turns away and laughs.
They begin walking back up the stairs)''

'''Daniel:''' So, what d'you wanna see?

''(Mallory playfully pushes the camera downwards)''

''(Cut to movie theater lobby. Music is playing in the background)''

'''Daniel:''' So, what were you saying earlier? C'mon, say it for the camera.

''(Mallory looks surprised.)''

'''Mallory:''' No!

'''Daniel:''' Aw, c'mon! Just say it.

'''Mallory:''' Nooo!

'''Daniel''': ''Mallory'' thinks that I wouldn't make an amazing international spy.

'''Mallory''': No, no no! I didn't say that! I was just saying that I think you'd be...good at the behind the scenes stuff, y'know?

'''Daniel''': Well, I-I'm-I'm a geek? I'm a geek-er?

''(Mallory looks shocked again)''

'''Mallory''': No! No I didn't mean it like that--

'''Daniel''': no, it's cool, it's cool. But let me prove my point to you why I would be. It's like that part in the movie, where he's going through the subway station and he's stealing cell phones and, like, finding out where the cameras are, and stuff...I could do that! I'd be ''amazing'' at it.

'''Mallory''': I know you could.

'''Daniel''': Oh?

''(Daniel holds the camera so it's looking at him.)''

'''Daniel''': I am beast. DANIEL beast! Bwaaaa!!

''(He turns, Mallory is halfway out the door.)''

'''Daniel''': Hey, wait up! Hold on.

''(He walks up to the door)''

'''Daniel:''' Here, let me get that for you.

'''Mallory:''' Oh, why, thank you~

'''Daniel:''' Ooo.

''(They both exit, laughing. Cut to Daniel and Mallory eating.)''

'''Daniel''': Is yours good?

'''Mallory''': Um-hm! Yeah, it's really good....why are you so quiet?

'''Daniel''': I'm not!

'''Mallory''': I know, you're memorizing the five deadly pressure points on the human body.

'''Daniel''': That's right!

'''Mallory''': Mm-hm!

'''Daniel''': You know what I'm sayin'?

'''Mallory''': Yeah!

''(Daniel squeezes Mallory's upper arm)''

'''Daniel''': One!

''(Mallory laughs, Daniel shrugs slightly)''

'''Daniel''': I 'unno. I'm not a spy, right?

'''Mallory''': I didn't mean it like that, by the way. But, seriously, what's going on with you?

''(Daniel shakes his head.)''

'''Daniel''': Nothing. Just....nothing.

''(Mallory looks apprehensive)''

'''Mallory''': Fine. I know, your life, up to this point in 25 words or less. I'll go first.

'''Daniel''': Ok...that's good.

'''Mallory''': Ok. Birth, don't really remember that. Um, preschool, finger painting was awesome, don't really understand why we had to stop. And, third grade, Garett Lovett tried to kiss me. YUCK.
Sixth grade, Garett Lovett DID kiss me. AWESOME! Um, freshman in high school, um, Mom left Dad... BEST year of my life, And--

'''Daniel''': What, are you kidding?

'''Mallory''': No, they fought like raccoons...and, my junior year of high school, I got my heart broken..

'''Daniel''': Garett Lovett, blah blah blah.

'''Mallory''': No, but points for paying attention!

'''Daniel''': Hahah, I was right.

'''Mallory''': And then, senior year, graduated...been at the JC for a year, and I can't wait to transfer.
You go.

'''Daniel''': I mean....I dunno....

'''Mallory''': You're not getting out of this one. Just tell me! 25 words or less.

''(Cut to Daniel back in his room)''

'''Daniel''': I lied to her. Of course I lied to her! How am I supposed to follow up that Brady Bunch story of hers with "yeah, so, I stabbed a guy a little while back, and he's probably dead, but I stabbed him because he was going after my friend, working for the order. Oh, do you know what that is? Oh, well the order is this, like, crazy organization that: killed my best friend. I-I couldn't save her. I tried, I did my best."
How am I supposed to do that? I mean, it just makes me sound like i'm crazy and I....
Look. the thing is, I really like her and I-I just wonder if she's..gonna like me after she find out how ''fucked'' up my life is..
I don't want to ruin that.

==Notes==
*Daniel's phone is a [red] LG Chocolate VX8500
*The movie Daniel is describing is ''The Bourne Ultimatum''
*The song playing while Daniel talks about being a spy is Al Green's "Love and Happiness".
*The song playing while they're eating is Terence Trent D'arby's "Wishing Well".
*This is the first time Daniel has mentioned the person he killed.
*This is also the first time [[Mallory]] has been shown in person.
*Mallory's "Brady Bunch story" attitude is similiar to Bree's naive, sweet personality.
*When Daniel says "Hey, Baby" he is mimicking the popular catch phrase of the 90's cartoon character Butt-head of "Beavis and Butt-head."
*Despite the fact that Mallory says her story is to be 25 words or less, she had already said more than twice that when Daniel interrupted her.

Dirty Secrets

2007-09-07T01:15:54Z

75.8.106.128: Im baaaack! did ya miss me?! -xwestsidex

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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred seventy-eighth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the twenty-second video of season two.

==Transcript==

''(The camera rests on a table, with a coffee maker in front of it.)''

'''Daniel:''' That sucked. Here we go, ready? ''(He throws a bottle cap into the coffee maker.)'' Yeeaaahhh!

''(Daniel and Jonas continue the game.)''

'''Daniel:''' You cheated, dude.

'''Jonas:''' What? I was up there!

'''Daniel:''' Cheat...

'''Jonas:''' What? I was up there!

''(Daniel and Jonas continue the game, both egging the other on.)''

'''Daniel:''' You gonna flick that in?

''(Jonas attempts to flick a bottle cap into the coffee maker, and misses.)''

'''Daniel:''' ''(Laughs.)'' Jonas and I are just sitting around waiting for Sarah to bring the serum. We figured we're safest here. Taylor called, she swore that Sarah would make it here...And it's not like Sarah would flake on us, right? Noo, she doesn't do that! Emma, you wanna play?

''(Camera cuts to Emma.)''

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, no?

''(Camera cuts back to Daniel.)''

'''Daniel:''' I think she's watching like a 24-hour marathon on the web of the Gilmore Girls or something like that.

''(Camera cuts to Emma.)''

'''Daniel:''' But actually, I'm kinda glad because she's been asking a lot of questions about her mom and her dad.

''(Camera cuts to Daniel and Jonas.)''

'''Daniel:''' So whaddya think, we call it a tie? We did both win a round, dude. Come on.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, but we played three rounds, man.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah...''(To Emma)'' Hey!

'''Jonas:''' Where're you going?

'''Emma:''' I'm just going to go in my room.

'''Daniel and Jonas:''' Are you okay?

'''Daniel:''' Jinx! ''(Emma leaves.)'' Alright, we'll see you!

'''Jonas:''' You gonna call her?

'''Daniel:''' Who?

'''Jonas:''' Sarah.

'''Daniel:''' Hmph, no.

'''Jonas:''' Why not...You saw Taylor's last video man, the girl's a mess right now.

'''Daniel:''' Dude, I-I really, I just don't want to, I'm through with Sarah's nonsense. You know exactly how she is.

'''Jonas:''' Why?

'''Daniel:''' What do you mean, "Why?" Dude, you saw my last video. I'm kind of seeing somebody right now. The talks we have, ousta-

''(A scream is heard in the distance. Jonas and Daniel both jump up, Daniel grabbing the camera on his way out.)''

'''Jonas:''' Emma!

'''Daniel:''' You see somebody out here?

'''Jonas:''' Emma!

'''Daniel:''' Is somebody out here?

''(Jonas spots Emma, who is running away, and sprints after her, Daniel following close behind.)''

'''Jonas:''' What happened?

'''Emma:''' Get away from me!

'''Jonas:''' Emma, Emma! Calm down-

'''Emma:''' GET AWAY FROM ME!

'''Daniel:''' What happened, what happened!?

'''Emma:''' Stop it!

'''Jonas:''' Emma, calm down-

'''Daniel:''' What happened?

'''Emma:''' You're a liar, Jonas!

'''Jonas:''' What?

'''Emma:''' You're a liar!

'''Jonas:''' What do you mean?

'''Emma:''' You lied to me, I saw everything! ''(She begins to cry.)''

'''Jonas:''' Emma, let me explain!

'''Emma:''' No!

'''Jonas:''' Emma, let me explain!

'''Emma:''' No...''(She gets up and walks away.)''

'''Jonas:''' Shit!

'''Daniel:''' What do we do, man?

'''Jonas:''' I don't know...

'''Daniel:''' Jonas!

''(In the distance, Emma sits down.)''

'''Jonas:''' ''(Coughs.)'' What do you think? Dammit! Dammit, she must have Googled Hymn of One and Bree and found our site...she probably knows everything.

'''Daniel:''' We got to talk to her, man. Come on. Go over there.

''(Jonas looks indecisive.)''

'''Daniel:''' Jonas.

'''Jonas:''' What am I going to say?

'''Daniel:''' Just be honest...It's the only choice we have.

'''Jonas:''' ''(To Emma)''...I was just trying to protect you. That's it. I'm so sorry.

'''Emma:''' Promise me you won't lie to me again.

'''Jonas:''' ...I promise.

''(She nods, then hugs Jonas. She whispers to him.)''

'''Jonas:''' I know. I know...trust me, I know. ''(He sniffs.)'' Trust me, I know.

==Notes==
*Judging by the bottle caps, Daniel and Jonas are drinking Honey Brown and Amstel Light beers.

Gross Guy

2007-09-07T01:14:30Z

75.8.106.128:

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==Transcript==
(''Taylor is in her bathroom. She puts down the toilet seat and sits.'')

'''Taylor:''' Okay, so I promise there's a good reason I'm blogging... on the toilet. I don't know exactly what happened, but last night, [[Sarah]] went out with her latest boyfriend to a party. Usually, I'd be like whatever, but sometime around four this morning, I heard Sarah and, let's say, "a friend," come back. And I assumed that it was her boyfriend until I heard this really weird laugh. (''a creepy male laugh is heard from another room; Taylor shudders'') Ew, again. Ugh. And the reason I'm "in the loo" is, whoever this guy is, he sounds crazy creepy. I can hear ''everything'' going on through the wall. I mean, what was Sarah thinking? Okay, so she wasn't, but thankfully, I've only heard, you know, sleeping sounds, and the occasional gross guy laugh. (''the laugh is heard again. Taylor gets up and walks off-camera. We hear a door opening to the room that the gross guy is in'')

'''Gross Guy:''' Hey there...

'''Taylor:''' Don't touch me!

'''Sarah:''' Get the hell away from my little sister!

'''Gross Guy:''' What--?

'''Sarah:''' Freak! Get the fuck out of my house!

'''Gross Guy:''' Whatever!

'''Sarah:''' Get out!

(''Cuts to Taylor standing outside Sarah's room'')

'''Taylor:''' I'm really worried about Sarah. First, she was in the shower for like, an hour. I'm not even exaggerating. Well, I guess you can't blame her. I mean, that guy would make ''anyone'' shower for at least an hour, if not longer, but... (''Taylor knocks on Sarah's door'') Sarah? (''Sarah's sobs can be heard'') Can you hear her? It's six at night and she's been in her room crying all day. She's completely melting down. She hasn't eaten all day, and whenever I try and talk to her, all she says is, "I'm so sorry." 'Course, I can't talk to [[Taylor and Sarah's Parents|my mom]], and...

'''Sarah:''' (''sobbing from her room'') I'm just so sorry... I'm so sorry...

'''Taylor:''' I don't know what to do. Look, [[Jonas]], I'm so sorry that [[Emma]] had to [[Dirty Secrets|find out]] about the [[Hymn Of One]] that way. But, unfortunately, I have some more bad news. Really, really bad news. Sarah doesn't have the serum. She left the backpack that it was in at some party, or a boy's house, or the book store; she says she doesn't remember. I know, typical Sarah. And [[Spencer]], he's definitely not available. I mean he's still at that conference. Plus, he couldn't make more unless he got a sample of Emma's blood. You know, sometimes, I don't know what's harder, fighting [[the Order]] or dealing with normal life. I guess that's an easy answer.

==Notes==
*Neither Sarah or "gross guy" ever appear on camera in this video.
*Some have suggested that the gross guy's voice is similar to [[Daniel]]'s.
*This video hints that Spencer won't be returning.