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Talk:Tour de France

2008-06-23T17:37:05Z

75.8.105.101: New page: "Aw, Lee. I can't believe you haven't tapped that yet." ROFL!!!! Dude! why can't LG15 have a parallel character to Toe?

"Aw, Lee. I can't believe you haven't tapped that yet."

ROFL!!!! Dude! why can't LG15 have a parallel character to Toe?

Girl Grown Up

2008-05-21T05:08:34Z

75.8.108.247: I think the caption works because its funny! thats why I put it in!

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| caption = ♫707 clique♫♫♫ooooh you are mah babayyyy♫♫♫
| blogger = Emma
| date = 20080520
| url = {{lg15|601}}
| forumid = 17430
| length = 5:29
| description = It's so good to be back. And I'm ready to fight too.
| location = [[The rented house]], Bunker #7
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|lg15|emma|jenny|danielbeast|jonastko|hymn of one}}


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| song = "Handshake Smiles" by Arthur Yoria

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{{VidChar|Daniel}}
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== Transcript ==
(''Emma sets up the camera and sits on a white wicker couch''.)

'''Emma:''' Hey. (''Smiles at the camera''.) Hey, guys. Hey guys. Um, it's been a while since I did this... and the last time... (''sucks teeth'') Well, I promise I'm not gonna cry. (''Laughs'') I'm just really, really happy to be back. Being away was a lot harder than I thought. But in a way it was everything that I needed. So, (''slaps knees'') where should I start? Um, how bout yesterday?

(''Cut to the front door of the rented house opening. The [[TAAG]] walks inside and Sarah hugs Emma. A montage of Emma hugging everyone is shown''.)

'''Emma:''' I'm happy to have my friends back. I'm happy to have my family back. (''Cut to Emma on the white couch''.) I wasn't sure I'd ever see them again. The journey back to L.A. was, um... Well, it wasn't easy. (''Nods'') But I could handle it. I couldn't have before I went away, but now I can look after myself.

(''Cut to Emma attempting to hitchhike at an intersection''.)

'''Emma:''' No means of transportation. (''Cut to Emma writing a sign reading "♫ Will Play For Money ♫ Please!!"'') No money. (''Cut to Emma walking on a bridge, watching her surroundings''.) No safety. (''Cut to Emma sitting underneath a tree with a map''.) But I did have one thing to keep me going. (''Emma points to a circled spot on the map, matching Jonas's coordinates. She smiles''.) Hope.

(''Cut to Emma on the white couch''.)

'''Emma:''' Jonas is always looking out for me. (''Shows the coordinates from [[Stiff]] to the camera''.) I didn't want to call him unless it was a matter of life and death. I mean, you never know when [[the Order]] is watching or listening. But when I saw the [[Watcher]], I had to take the chance and dial his cell. I really had no choice. Anyway... (''Twirls a pink flower''.) I'm sure the real question you guys have is: Where have I been?

(''Cut to Emma sitting on the back patio holding her guitar''.)

Well, the Order found out where we were and they started closing in. That's when my mom and dad decided it was probably best to split us up. They created a diversion and I went underground and I was hiding in a bunker for about a month by myself. And they said that they were gonna contact me as soon as they felt it was safe, but I haven't heard from them since. I'm sure I will. (''Cut to a close-up of Emma''.) I hope I will.

(''Cut to Emma playing her guitar. She stops to speak''.)

I know that Jonas was upset that I was alone. But it wasn't all bad; really. I mean, I had books and I wrote music and... I had my journal. Really, it was sort of amazing. The independence I gained and and the self-reliance...I liked it. Until last Friday when [[Elizabeth Avery|Bree's mom]] showed up. And Daniel wanted to know if I was the one that killed her., but all I can say is I have footage and from that day forward nothing will ever be the same.

(''Cut to Emma's footage from inside the bunker''.)

'''Emma:''' I heard something... outside. I think someone's trying to get in. (''The handle on the door is heard rattling. Emma zooms in on the door and then pans back to herself''.) It can't be Jonas. If it were, he'd be shouting my name. I think it's somebody else. (''The handle is shaken harder''.) Alright, maybe... maybe this is the last thing I get to record, so if something happens to me... (''Emma looks around as the rattling continues''.)

'''Elizabeth:''' Emma. Emma, I know that you're in there. (''Emma pans to the door''.) Please, listen to me. It's Elizabeth, Bree's mom. (''Emma moves closer to the door''.) I'm here to help you. Emma?

'''Emma:''' What are you doing here?

'''Elizabeth:''' I know you've been watching your brother's videos. You've seen how I've helped him and now I'm here to help you. (''Emma backs away from the door''.) You must believe me. I won't let the Order take another innocent life. I'm coming in now.

(''Emma pans to the door as Elizabeth enters in a black robe. Elizabeth closes the door behind herself and turns to the camera''.)

'''Elizabeth:''' Emma, we've got to get you out of here. Now. Please, come with me.

(''Elizabeth's face lights up as the door opens. Emma turns to the door to find someone dressed in black wearing a balaclava over their face, pointing a gun at Elizabeth. The person fires, and turns to find Elizabeth with a bullet wound above her eye. Elizabeth falls and Emma runs to the back of the bunker''.)

(''Cut to Emma sitting on the patio, holding her guitar''.)

'''Emma:''' Well, I escaped through a trap door in the back: an emergency exit. But, I just can't seem to figure out who killed her. (''Puts down the guitar''.) I mean, the Order? It would make sense why they weren't shooting at me because I'm [[trait positive]]. But if it was the Order then why would they kill the head of [[Verdus Pharmaceuticals]], you know? It just doesn't add up.

(''Cut to Emma leaning against the house''.)

I said nothing will ever be the same again, and that's because I learned something when I was away: that no matter what you do, you really need to stand up for yourself. Seriously; especially when you're parents are... gone. I can't hide in a bunker my whole life, which is why I really wanna help fight the Order. And I know that right know you guys are probably saying, "Little Emma", right? "What can she do?" Well, I'm not so little anymore. I want to find [[Lord Carruthers]] like Jonas set out to do. And I want to know who killed Elizabeth Avery. But first, we need to stop the [[Edward Salinas|Salinas]] campaign so he won't come after us. And I'm gonna do it.

==Notes==
*This is the last video in which Elizabeth Avery is seen alive.
*This video's title is based on the most popular lonelygirl15 video ever, [[Girl Tied Up]].
*Emma has [[cap]] fever in her flashback clip underneath the tree.

Talk:Xwestsidex's vandalism page

2007-11-05T08:42:06Z

75.8.107.122:

Xwestsidex, I want you to know that I respect your right to voice your opinions regarding the LG15 series. There ''are'' a number of things in the series that can be construed as sexual references, I do not deny that. However, I don't think that the LGPedia is the right place to voice said opinions. There are plenty of other places you can create transcripts and the likes where you can make references to whatever aspects of the show you see fit. I saw you created that blog the other day, that seems like a good outlet. I just do not believe that LGPedia is the place for this. As such, I have deleted this page, but I will leave the talk page available so there can be further discussion, if need be. Please remember to keep everything respectful, and that is a comment to ''everyone''. Thanks. --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 17:40, 3 November 2007 (CDT)

:"I saw you created that blog the other day, that seems like a good outlet"

UR AN IDIOT! I did NOT create that blog, that was a fake xwestsidex

Check xwestsidexxy's IP. NOT ME!

Zoey sad to say, but you just fucked everything up, mkay. I almost had an agreement with Jonpro, and then you had to step in and say "nope! Can't do it! It conflicts with my feminazi beliefs!"

This is why people on LGpedia hate you, Zoey. Because you come in and do stupid shit like this. Ur a hater, Zoey. Ur a bigger hater than Jonpro. I can see through all that professional talk you stated above. It just screams HATER, especially because you knew very well (even by my remarks) that I did not create that blog that was apparently (and humorously) trying to hate on me.

I guess now you'll have to deal with more disrespect and vandalism...and this time, Jonpro's not the target....YOU ARE!

and you'll have to say "Im sorry xwestsidex for hatin on you. Ill let you eat my fish taco" to completely end it...thats all youll have to say....go ahead and say it...come on zoey... just those 14 little words and you can end it.....--[[User:xwestsidex|xwestsidex]]

::You have multiple IPs, you know. I have no way of knowing for sure which ones are you. You can certainly create a similar blog though, if you want an outlet. You should know that Jonpro is ''not'' the boss around here. He is an admin, he was trying to be professional. But when it comes down to it, this is a community site and as a community, we try to keep things appropriate. Jonpro never actually agreed to give you this page, since he doesn't have the right to do that. He's just a good guy, trying to do his job properly. This has nothing to do with "feminazi beliefs," it has to do with respect, which you are clearly not showing in this reply. I gave you a chance. My reply ''was'' respectful. However, you threw it away and called it my "fatal mistake." Now, as the '''head admin''', you should know this will not be tolerated. Your fair chance is now kaput. And I'm quite sure I can get the community to back me on this :) --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 18:40, 3 November 2007 (CDT)

:::Banned users shouldn't be talking in the first place, and everybody around here knows he's just desperately looking for an excuse to justify his pathetic little stunts. As somebody who has already been added to his almighty deathlist of doom, I can tell you it's about as terrible as his dick is long - not at all.
:::Can we please just stop being nice to him and enforce the ban now?
::::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 18:48, 3 November 2007 (CDT)

::xwestsidex your sense of humor is banal, lame, and offensive to some - that's why the Creators put a stop to it on the comments page months ago. Stop wasting the time of the good people like Zoey who work so hard to make the LGPedia valuable and intelligent. If you want to carry on like a moron for your own entertainment and anyone like-minded, take her advice. The internet is a big place. Creating a blog takes about 5 minutes on blogger or livejournal or whereever - and I'll bet the staff here would let you post a link to it from an otherwise empty page (perhaps with a disclaimer) so searches on LGPedia would find the link. Just a suggestion. ~ [[User:QtheC|QtheC]] 18:51, 3 November 2007 (CDT)

Just adding my support for the fine work that Zoey does here. I really wish people would just leave her alone. [[User:ApotheosisAZ|Apo]] 18:53, 3 November 2007 (CDT)

::Since when did ANYONE on LGPedia hate Zoey? She's an AMAZING admin. And what you are doing is pathetic. I've read about it, and all you come across is as an immature, pathetic person, who really needs to get a hobby. The Creators themselves have said they want to keep the show PG-13, I suggest you try and do that too. Your jokes are old, and your actions are even older. As much as you make edits, there's hundreds of people who are more than happy to revert them. So why don't you go crawl in a corner and leave everyone alone. You're clearly not a fan.[[User:Babygurl1853|Babygurl1853]] 19:03, 3 November 2007 (CDT)

:::::First let me say that the notion of "sexual references" within the show is quite interesting. We already have a relationship page and developing this theme within that architecture might be educational. If its done well and based on documented evidence from a video then its relevant. Lets keep our eye on the ball and focus on the facts and stay away from personal attacks and abuse of the pedia. If we don't we could loose potentially valuable content. I think Zoey has a tough job to do but if you work with her and the other admins perhaps you can get back to how best to present the information. If there is a case to be made for "sexual references" it should however be made within the context of what was actually in the video and supported by documented references.--[[User:Modelmotion|modelmotion]] 19:01, 3 November 2007 (CDT)

::::::Hey, everyone. I just responded to xwestsidex on [[User:Jonpro/Xwestsidex#Xwestsidex's response to Jonpro]]. First of all, I'd like to add my agreement that Zoey is an amazing admin. From the time she started editing here, she was always very willing to help with anything that needed done, and she has proven that she has what it takes to make LGPedia work as head admin. You know, I can take a little flack, but really what xwestsidex has done and is doing is completely uncalled for and immature. Well, I cover this in my response so just read that I guess. I suppose I don't need to rant anymore than that.--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 19:29, 3 November 2007 (CDT)

::::::Id just like to show my support for Zoey on this issue. I have watched this unfold and the subject of this problem has acted on many occasions acted imature. As a past moderator of forums and guil and clan leaders for many games for at least 6 years iv seen this all before too often. When an admin has given a ban you quit clearly should sit and be quiet until its over no repeatedly return and repeat the same acts. Zoey puts alot of time and effert into her work here not only for the LGpedia but also the KM, The Flock, Redearth88 and many other areas. She takes pride in her work and she should do because her actions here were just.--[[User:TDZane|tdzane]]

Zoey is the head admin? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Who the fuck gave her that job? She probably slept with the creators to get that. And did you actually go out and get all these people to comment on this shit? I hope you all know that this is not what you think it is. Seriously, why would I want to be "desperately accepted" when ur whole system agrees with my proxy server on what I'm doing? AKA "multiple IPs and banning not being able to stop me" I saw some of the funny replies of those who tried to insult me, as well. You're using strong words, but for the wrong situation. Which is what makes this so funny. Its like calling someone who's trying to lose weight "too skinny" You see, I get PLEASURE from vandalizing. Its like a dope fix. Every time I put a "fish taco" phrase in the right place, or something about "masturbating on youtube" in the right place, it makes it FUNNY. Humor is what keeps me going. And this here is my playground for spewing beautiful swear words and obscene phrases. But sadly, there is no obscene humor in LG15, so someone has to make it. And I must say, that I'm very proud to be the #1 vandalizer on LG15. The other vandals, all they can do is blank pages and put in boring macys gift card ads. I do something useful, and create HUMOR. Something that people who aren't feminists, conservative republicans, and nerds who are fat and ugly can enjoy. Seriously, the admins can end this. Just by saying "Xwestsidex, im sorry I was hating"...I've promised them that after that, I would stop vandalizing and I have given them that option MANY TIMES. Why are they not taking it??!! Is it THAT HARD to type in a few words to end waves of vandalism??!! LOL!!--[[User:Xwestsidex|xwestsidex]]

Oh by the way, QtheC, I liked your suggestion you had. It would be a good idea placing a page with a disclaimer and link to a blog on another site. Kinda like anchorcove.net does, or the LG15 today. Now, if the admins could agree not to delete my disclaimer page, I would definitely do it. However, after recent prior experience, they dont seem to be agreeable to that shit, do they?--[[User:Xwestsidex|xwestsidex]]

:Alright, in the interest of keeping peace, how about this. How about you can create your own blog where you can post whatever you want, and I'll allow you to link to it from the [[LonelyCracks Anonymous]] page (since your humor is relevant mostly there) with a disclaimer, assuming you discontinue your vandalism of LGPedia. Kapeesh? --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 13:09, 4 November 2007 (CST)

::Zoey, we have a deal!--[[User:xwestsidex|xwestsidex]]

Glad to hear it. Let me take a better look at the page and see where the best spot for the information is.. or if it would be better on another (but similar) page. If you get me a link to your new "outlet" I can post it there for you once the "best" spot is found, if that's okay. Sound good? --[[User:Zoey|Zoey]] 00:57, 5 November 2007 (CST)

:thing is, I'd like to make my own mediawiki, have my own main page, and shit like that. However I have NO IDEA how to do that yet. I think it said I needed to download some stuff. It might take me a day or two to figure out. Then I'll send you tha link, aite.--[[User:Xwestsidex|xwestsidex]] 00:35, 5 November 2007 (CST)

Talk:Xwestsidex's vandalism page

2007-11-05T06:32:11Z

75.8.107.122: This day, November 4th, 2007, Zoey the LGpedia admin has successfully ended the vandalism regime of Xwestsidex. A consensus has been reached.

Girls Are From Venus

2007-09-07T01:42:30Z

75.8.106.128: at least that's what Jonpro said ahahaha-xwestsidex

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| name = Girls Are From Venus..and Renegade's from Pluto cuz he has a small penis.
| number = 0050
| image = KM0050-CharlieLovesShia.JPG
| caption = I LOVE this guy.
| blogger = Charlie
| date = September 6th, 2007
| url = {{Bebo|4716626861}}
| forumid = 255
| length = 00:58
| description = Shia LaBeouf or Gavin Deepgoat? Tough decision isn’t it ladies? The music is 'Pictures (Extended Club Remix)' by Sneaky Sound System!

http://www.sneakysoundsystem.com
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the fiftieth webisode in the [[KateModern]] [[List of KateModern videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
{{transcript incomplete}}

==Notes==
The title of this video is a reference to the book [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_Are_From_Mars,_Women_Are_From_Venus''Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus'']

User talk:Renegade

2007-09-07T01:39:37Z

75.8.106.128: /* From: Xwestsidex */

Hi Renegade, I'm the person who made all those changes of the blogger to the vid-They Broke In! Sorry I had no idea that it had [[They Broke In!!!]] was supposed to be a Bree video! It just assumed that someone who didn't know that Spencer had filmed it. Thanks for notifying (sp?) me.
Thanks!

Hi Renegade, I saw that you're planning on doing some work on the [[AphidPedia]]. I think that's great! We're always looking for talented editors who understand the ARG. I wanted to let you know that so far, TigerLilyLynn and Shifty have done a lot of work on the OpAphid section of the wiki. You might want to send them a message at the forums and let them know about the redesign, so they can help contribute ideas. (And maybe you've already done this, but if not, just wanted to give you a heads-up). I'm looking forward to what you come up with, and if I have any good ideas I'll be sure to pitch in. Thanks!--[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 12:57, 18 February 2007 (CST)
 
Hi Renegade, 
Saw your work on redesigning AphidPedia. Like JayHenry, I'm always happy to have more editors who know about the ARG enough to take on work like this. I noticed you made Template Tac and Bro so you could use the icons. I think what you needed was already embodied in [[Template:Init]]. The way to use it is to write <nowiki>{{Init|Tachyon}}</nowiki>, which gives {{Init|Tachyon}}. If you do <nowiki>{{Init|Brother}}</nowiki> you get {{Init|Brother}}. Same for Op and pretty much any character that makes a blog. You can see all the options at [[Template talk:Init]]. Let me know if this is what you needed. That way we can avoid having duplicate templates. Again, thanks for your work on the wiki! 
[[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 16:04, 18 February 2007 (CST)

:Sorry about that. I actually had a look through the template namespace to avoide creating dupes, but "init" isn't exactly descriptive...could you use your mighty powers to kill them?
:And, while you're at it, have a look at my request on [[Template:Aphidblock]]?
:And I'm on Tigerlilylynn and Shifty's talk pages right now to invite them to comment.
:[[User:Renegade|Renegade]] 16:14, 18 February 2007 (CST)

::You can find most of our templates at [[:category:templates]]. Init is short for "initials." The reason we don't get into it on the help page is because most of our new editors are new to wikis and so we don't spend a lot of time on meta-documentation. If you ever have questions, feel encouraged to just ask OwenIsCool or me or [[User:Brucker|Brucker]] on our talk pages. BTW, I love the AphidBlock -- thanks for doing that! --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 19:32, 18 February 2007 (CST)

::No problem. Sorry you couldn't find the template--is there anything we could have done to make it easier to find?
::I took a look at the Aphidblock template... unfortunately I'm not a very code-savvy editor, so I actually didn't even understand the question *looks down embarassedly* Best to check with Brucker or JayHenry. Do let me know if you need help with anything else... I might be more useful next time.
::Thanks for getting Shify and Tigerlilylynn involved, I'm sure they'll have lots of good input.
::[[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 16:27, 18 February 2007 (CST)

:::I, personally, am a fan of central template catalogues, something like [[Help:Templates]] or {{SITENAME}}:Templates. But some links on the Help pages might work as well. Just an overview of what's available.
:::And, about aphidblock. I've basically prepared everything:
:::The link leads to [[Mediawiki:Monobook.css]] - that file gets included in this skin's style directives; you can see, for example, how the background is defined. Now I provided some code - that code will recolor the links in aphidblock to the lighter greenish color I also used on the AphidPedia redesign.
:::So all you'd have to do is copy the code I provided, follow the link, hit edit, paste, and hit save.
:::Pretty please? :) :)
:::[[User:Renegade|Renegade]] 17:12, 18 February 2007 (CST)

::::I did what you said, but I don't see any difference. uh-oh. [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 17:17, 18 February 2007 (CST)
:::::I do, don't worry. ;) You probably just have a cached stylesheet. Try holding down shift while pressing refresh on the AphidPedia redesign page. This forces (in Firefox, at least) the browser to reload all elements from the server. You should then see the links turn green rather than blue or violet in the aphidblock template at the bottom.
:::::Thanks a lot. :)
:::::[[User:Renegade|Renegade]] 17:23, 18 February 2007 (CST)

::::::Ahh, I can see it now. Glad I could help! [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 17:45, 18 February 2007 (CST)--[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 19:32, 18 February 2007 (CST)

Thanks for letting me know. I didn't notice. I'll stop. Sorry. (''crawls into corner'') --[[User:FH14|FH14]]

== [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos]] ==

Hey Renegade, 
I didn't want to keep bulking up [[Talk:List of Lonelygirl15 videos]], so I'm leaving a message here. Thanks for trying to work something out that makes a nice looking list. I don't want you do go through an inordinate amount of work to put in Javascript or have to write long code or anything. Even if IE users don't get anything nearly as nice as what you just made, I'm happy with anything that's just better-looking than a plain list. I'm not demanding that they get the added functionality, just to have something that doesn't look drab. If you can think of a simple solution that can maybe display some pictures for them, or make the formatting pretty, that's probably good enough. I also wanted to say great job with the Help: pages. They also look great! I gotta learn me some css! 
[[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 12:59, 19 March 2007 (CDT)
:Thanks :)
:I was thinking of something image-based, more colorful. Keeping the basic layout of the list as it is right now, but generally making it look nicer. I'll include VidExpand, but there's no way (I know of) to make it work for IE - it just doesn't support the necessary tag. On the other hand, that's why I designed it to look almost the same for them...they'll have the same list, but better looking, and we'll have the better looking expandable list. And the most change outside the page it'll need is a certain someone visiting Monobook.css once again ;)
::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 13:14, 19 March 2007 (CDT)

== [[Help:Editing]] ==

The new help:editing page looks fantastic!! I wonder if we should make that the help page in the sidebar, and move the stuff in [[help:contents]] to its own subsection? --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 00:13, 20 March 2007 (CDT)
:Thanks :)
:Do you mean taking the same page, and adding the contents of Help:Contents to the bottom of it? And I could just port the design to Help:Contents - so Contents would look the same as Editing, but with its own content? (Still being the Help Frontpage)
::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 08:21, 20 March 2007 (CDT)

::Well, what do you think keeps things the simplest? Right now, the [[Help:Editing]] that you designed does a better job of actually organizing the contents of the LGPedia's puny help section. So maybe just make Help:Editing the help frontpage and scrap help:contents all together? --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 10:22, 21 March 2007 (CDT)
:::I think the problem, in this case, is the overlapping of content. Help:Content, by design, should be a front page for all help, while Help:Editing should contain help related to actually editing pages. Right now, the biggest sections on Content are Editing and Formatting and Adding a new page, other editing-related categories.
:::I think what we should do is move these sections to Help:Editing, or even own pages linked to from Help:Editing, and use Help:Content for help related to general usage of LGPedia - that way, a confused newbie can instinctively click on "Help" in the sidebar, and gets help on how to use LGPedia, while someone clicking "Editing help" while editing a page purely gets help on editing.
::::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 10:48, 21 March 2007 (CDT)

== Thank you! ==

{{Template:Hardwork}}
 
A small token of our appreciation for your work. You designed the uber cool [[Template:Aphidblock]] and the great [[Template:VidExpand]] that made the [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos/redesign]] possible. Thank you for also developing a nicer layout that would improve the page for IE users, even though they should know better. Your willingness to tweak your design and listen to others' concerns and suggestions makes you a great LGPedian! 
[[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 14:10, 26 March 2007 (CDT)
:Thank you :) ...but I couldn't have done it without all your help!
::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 14:38, 26 March 2007 (CDT)

== [[:Image:Brother sidebar.jpg]] ==

Sorry, one had to go, and the jpg one was linked to more. I don't think I realized that the png file was being used on your page when I deleted it. Otherwise, I would have changed it to the jpg one and then deleted it :)--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 15:16, 28 March 2007 (CDT)
:Well, we could restore it if Renegade wanted it for his userpage. It wouldn't be the first image on this site that's uploaded solely for userpage display. I'd just make it clear in the description that it's a userpage image. Just out of curiosity, why do you say this .png is superior? I think jpgs display best on this site. .pngs sometimes don't work right, and .gifs tend to produce grainy-looking thumbnails. Or maybe that's just my compy. [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 16:11, 28 March 2007 (CDT)
::Nah, I didn't use it. I merely linked to it. I just can't understand why people still prefer JPEG over PNG. (Links for Owen: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PNG#Comparison_with_JPEG] [http://www.fractalus.com/info/png-jpeg.htm])
::It's fine the way it is, there is no need to restore anything. But thanks for even thinking about it :)
:::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 19:29, 28 March 2007 (CDT)

== Bot flag ==

Yeah, but I couldn't think of a way to get the bot to do it. I could have logged in as the bot and done it, but I'd like to only make actual "bot" edits with the bot.--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 11:52, 29 March 2007 (CDT)

== Did I mention this "OMFG YOU DIDN'T ENTER A SUMMARY!!!!" stuff annoys me? ==

If it annoys you then turn it off. As with all MediaWiki installations it's an option in preferences under the editing tab. Click the box that says "Prompt me when entering a blank edit summary"... --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 11:30, 8 April 2007 (CDT)
:Hmm...weird. I didn't take a setting into account because it only prompted me on talk pages as far as I could tell...oh well, thank you :)
::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 18:49, 8 April 2007 (CDT)

== Wow ==

What you did in Zoey's sandbox, truly amazing. Just amazing. I just want to let you know that you are '''amazing'''. Love, [[User:-R-|-R-]] 23:59, 12 July 2007 (CDT)

== Hey Renegade ==

Can you help me create a missions page, i here your good with codes. I made a lousy attemp to start it on my sandbox page.--[[User:Houdini|Houdini]] 22:39, 25 July 2007 (CDT)

I just wanted to say wow, I'm a dork about the Jonas's>Jonas' stuff. I knew the rule but... completely spaced on that one. Sorry! [[User:Chelseyrl|Chelseyrl]] 12:25, 30 July 2007 (CDT)

== Thanks ==

Hey, thanks Renegade for reverting all that stuff last night. Looks like xwestsidex went on a rampage or something. From looking at [[Special:Recentchanges|Recent changes]] it looks like you kept up with him pretty well. I finally got him blocked, but it's too bad there wasn't another admin on last night to do it sooner. Anyway, thanks again and your work is much appreciated here.--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 07:22, 31 July 2007 (CDT)

:No prob at all...but he threatened he'd be back.
::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 07:25, 31 July 2007 (CDT)

==From: Xwestsidex==

Hi Renegade, Guess what..You just became the third faggot imma be raggin on. Your friends Jonpro and Broken Kid already fucked up. Now imma do you just like I did them. You can help stop all this from happening, just by SIMPLY getting Jonpro to apologize to me for his hating and admit that im the biggest pimp on the LG15 forums, mkay? This is why bad things keep happening. Its because Jonpro never apologized for his actions. If he doesn't know what im talking about, tell him to find the page where he said "Congratulations! Have a fun week off" and admit his mistakes there.

Or else shit that happened last night is going to have to happen tomorrow, too..,mkay...and it will be much too quick to only last a minute this time...

-[[User:xwestsidex|xwestsidex]]

:omgomgomg...some ridiculous internet-kid is threatening me!!! OMG!!!
:In case you didn't realize it...you "fucked up" nobody. BK isn't even here, and Jonpro doesn't give a shit about you.
:Even ''if'' you manage to be the quick, we'll just roll in an SQL backup and it'll all be gone.
:So the rainbow fairy says: Shut the fuck up, whiney bitch. Every of your actions justifies Jonpro's actions a hundred times over and will make him ''less'' likely to apologize. But it's not like the tiny puddle of shit you call your brain would understand such a simple relation, anyway, is it?

:Fuck off.
::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 06:02, 1 August 2007 (CDT)

:::Wow...lol..you people have no sense of humor..
Hey Renegade, I heard Jonpro stuck his dick in ur ear last night and busted in it? Is that true?!! I mean that's just what I heard, and I'm just asking. No need to be ashamed of it, mkay? Thing is, Jonpro is HIV positive, so I think you should A. Get Tested and B. Stick to fish taco from now on like I do. Fish taco juice makes ur dick grow bigger, did u know that? LOL!! [[User:xwestsidex|xwestsidex]]

== Re:Template:Spoiler ==

Thanks, I understand. And to be honest, I stole the design from Template:Humor *blushes* AGH {{User:-R-/SignatureD|9:05 PM}}

==Userbox Thanks==
Just wanted to say thanks!! I think the 12in12 userbox looks fantastic! Now, I don't know how to make it active, so if that's your cup of tea, feel free to help me there too! :P --[[User:Phoenician|Pheon]] 11:16, 5 September 2007 (CDT)

User talk:Renegade

2007-09-07T01:38:48Z

75.8.106.128: /* From: Xwestsidex */

Hi Renegade, I'm the person who made all those changes of the blogger to the vid-They Broke In! Sorry I had no idea that it had [[They Broke In!!!]] was supposed to be a Bree video! It just assumed that someone who didn't know that Spencer had filmed it. Thanks for notifying (sp?) me.
Thanks!

Hi Renegade, I saw that you're planning on doing some work on the [[AphidPedia]]. I think that's great! We're always looking for talented editors who understand the ARG. I wanted to let you know that so far, TigerLilyLynn and Shifty have done a lot of work on the OpAphid section of the wiki. You might want to send them a message at the forums and let them know about the redesign, so they can help contribute ideas. (And maybe you've already done this, but if not, just wanted to give you a heads-up). I'm looking forward to what you come up with, and if I have any good ideas I'll be sure to pitch in. Thanks!--[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 12:57, 18 February 2007 (CST)
 
Hi Renegade, 
Saw your work on redesigning AphidPedia. Like JayHenry, I'm always happy to have more editors who know about the ARG enough to take on work like this. I noticed you made Template Tac and Bro so you could use the icons. I think what you needed was already embodied in [[Template:Init]]. The way to use it is to write <nowiki>{{Init|Tachyon}}</nowiki>, which gives {{Init|Tachyon}}. If you do <nowiki>{{Init|Brother}}</nowiki> you get {{Init|Brother}}. Same for Op and pretty much any character that makes a blog. You can see all the options at [[Template talk:Init]]. Let me know if this is what you needed. That way we can avoid having duplicate templates. Again, thanks for your work on the wiki! 
[[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 16:04, 18 February 2007 (CST)

:Sorry about that. I actually had a look through the template namespace to avoide creating dupes, but "init" isn't exactly descriptive...could you use your mighty powers to kill them?
:And, while you're at it, have a look at my request on [[Template:Aphidblock]]?
:And I'm on Tigerlilylynn and Shifty's talk pages right now to invite them to comment.
:[[User:Renegade|Renegade]] 16:14, 18 February 2007 (CST)

::You can find most of our templates at [[:category:templates]]. Init is short for "initials." The reason we don't get into it on the help page is because most of our new editors are new to wikis and so we don't spend a lot of time on meta-documentation. If you ever have questions, feel encouraged to just ask OwenIsCool or me or [[User:Brucker|Brucker]] on our talk pages. BTW, I love the AphidBlock -- thanks for doing that! --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 19:32, 18 February 2007 (CST)

::No problem. Sorry you couldn't find the template--is there anything we could have done to make it easier to find?
::I took a look at the Aphidblock template... unfortunately I'm not a very code-savvy editor, so I actually didn't even understand the question *looks down embarassedly* Best to check with Brucker or JayHenry. Do let me know if you need help with anything else... I might be more useful next time.
::Thanks for getting Shify and Tigerlilylynn involved, I'm sure they'll have lots of good input.
::[[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 16:27, 18 February 2007 (CST)

:::I, personally, am a fan of central template catalogues, something like [[Help:Templates]] or {{SITENAME}}:Templates. But some links on the Help pages might work as well. Just an overview of what's available.
:::And, about aphidblock. I've basically prepared everything:
:::The link leads to [[Mediawiki:Monobook.css]] - that file gets included in this skin's style directives; you can see, for example, how the background is defined. Now I provided some code - that code will recolor the links in aphidblock to the lighter greenish color I also used on the AphidPedia redesign.
:::So all you'd have to do is copy the code I provided, follow the link, hit edit, paste, and hit save.
:::Pretty please? :) :)
:::[[User:Renegade|Renegade]] 17:12, 18 February 2007 (CST)

::::I did what you said, but I don't see any difference. uh-oh. [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 17:17, 18 February 2007 (CST)
:::::I do, don't worry. ;) You probably just have a cached stylesheet. Try holding down shift while pressing refresh on the AphidPedia redesign page. This forces (in Firefox, at least) the browser to reload all elements from the server. You should then see the links turn green rather than blue or violet in the aphidblock template at the bottom.
:::::Thanks a lot. :)
:::::[[User:Renegade|Renegade]] 17:23, 18 February 2007 (CST)

::::::Ahh, I can see it now. Glad I could help! [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 17:45, 18 February 2007 (CST)--[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 19:32, 18 February 2007 (CST)

Thanks for letting me know. I didn't notice. I'll stop. Sorry. (''crawls into corner'') --[[User:FH14|FH14]]

== [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos]] ==

Hey Renegade, 
I didn't want to keep bulking up [[Talk:List of Lonelygirl15 videos]], so I'm leaving a message here. Thanks for trying to work something out that makes a nice looking list. I don't want you do go through an inordinate amount of work to put in Javascript or have to write long code or anything. Even if IE users don't get anything nearly as nice as what you just made, I'm happy with anything that's just better-looking than a plain list. I'm not demanding that they get the added functionality, just to have something that doesn't look drab. If you can think of a simple solution that can maybe display some pictures for them, or make the formatting pretty, that's probably good enough. I also wanted to say great job with the Help: pages. They also look great! I gotta learn me some css! 
[[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 12:59, 19 March 2007 (CDT)
:Thanks :)
:I was thinking of something image-based, more colorful. Keeping the basic layout of the list as it is right now, but generally making it look nicer. I'll include VidExpand, but there's no way (I know of) to make it work for IE - it just doesn't support the necessary tag. On the other hand, that's why I designed it to look almost the same for them...they'll have the same list, but better looking, and we'll have the better looking expandable list. And the most change outside the page it'll need is a certain someone visiting Monobook.css once again ;)
::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 13:14, 19 March 2007 (CDT)

== [[Help:Editing]] ==

The new help:editing page looks fantastic!! I wonder if we should make that the help page in the sidebar, and move the stuff in [[help:contents]] to its own subsection? --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 00:13, 20 March 2007 (CDT)
:Thanks :)
:Do you mean taking the same page, and adding the contents of Help:Contents to the bottom of it? And I could just port the design to Help:Contents - so Contents would look the same as Editing, but with its own content? (Still being the Help Frontpage)
::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 08:21, 20 March 2007 (CDT)

::Well, what do you think keeps things the simplest? Right now, the [[Help:Editing]] that you designed does a better job of actually organizing the contents of the LGPedia's puny help section. So maybe just make Help:Editing the help frontpage and scrap help:contents all together? --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 10:22, 21 March 2007 (CDT)
:::I think the problem, in this case, is the overlapping of content. Help:Content, by design, should be a front page for all help, while Help:Editing should contain help related to actually editing pages. Right now, the biggest sections on Content are Editing and Formatting and Adding a new page, other editing-related categories.
:::I think what we should do is move these sections to Help:Editing, or even own pages linked to from Help:Editing, and use Help:Content for help related to general usage of LGPedia - that way, a confused newbie can instinctively click on "Help" in the sidebar, and gets help on how to use LGPedia, while someone clicking "Editing help" while editing a page purely gets help on editing.
::::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 10:48, 21 March 2007 (CDT)

== Thank you! ==

{{Template:Hardwork}}
 
A small token of our appreciation for your work. You designed the uber cool [[Template:Aphidblock]] and the great [[Template:VidExpand]] that made the [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos/redesign]] possible. Thank you for also developing a nicer layout that would improve the page for IE users, even though they should know better. Your willingness to tweak your design and listen to others' concerns and suggestions makes you a great LGPedian! 
[[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 14:10, 26 March 2007 (CDT)
:Thank you :) ...but I couldn't have done it without all your help!
::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 14:38, 26 March 2007 (CDT)

== [[:Image:Brother sidebar.jpg]] ==

Sorry, one had to go, and the jpg one was linked to more. I don't think I realized that the png file was being used on your page when I deleted it. Otherwise, I would have changed it to the jpg one and then deleted it :)--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 15:16, 28 March 2007 (CDT)
:Well, we could restore it if Renegade wanted it for his userpage. It wouldn't be the first image on this site that's uploaded solely for userpage display. I'd just make it clear in the description that it's a userpage image. Just out of curiosity, why do you say this .png is superior? I think jpgs display best on this site. .pngs sometimes don't work right, and .gifs tend to produce grainy-looking thumbnails. Or maybe that's just my compy. [[User:OwenIsCool|OwenIsCool]] 16:11, 28 March 2007 (CDT)
::Nah, I didn't use it. I merely linked to it. I just can't understand why people still prefer JPEG over PNG. (Links for Owen: [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PNG#Comparison_with_JPEG] [http://www.fractalus.com/info/png-jpeg.htm])
::It's fine the way it is, there is no need to restore anything. But thanks for even thinking about it :)
:::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 19:29, 28 March 2007 (CDT)

== Bot flag ==

Yeah, but I couldn't think of a way to get the bot to do it. I could have logged in as the bot and done it, but I'd like to only make actual "bot" edits with the bot.--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 11:52, 29 March 2007 (CDT)

== Did I mention this "OMFG YOU DIDN'T ENTER A SUMMARY!!!!" stuff annoys me? ==

If it annoys you then turn it off. As with all MediaWiki installations it's an option in preferences under the editing tab. Click the box that says "Prompt me when entering a blank edit summary"... --[[User:JayHenry|JayHenry]] 11:30, 8 April 2007 (CDT)
:Hmm...weird. I didn't take a setting into account because it only prompted me on talk pages as far as I could tell...oh well, thank you :)
::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 18:49, 8 April 2007 (CDT)

== Wow ==

What you did in Zoey's sandbox, truly amazing. Just amazing. I just want to let you know that you are '''amazing'''. Love, [[User:-R-|-R-]] 23:59, 12 July 2007 (CDT)

== Hey Renegade ==

Can you help me create a missions page, i here your good with codes. I made a lousy attemp to start it on my sandbox page.--[[User:Houdini|Houdini]] 22:39, 25 July 2007 (CDT)

I just wanted to say wow, I'm a dork about the Jonas's>Jonas' stuff. I knew the rule but... completely spaced on that one. Sorry! [[User:Chelseyrl|Chelseyrl]] 12:25, 30 July 2007 (CDT)

== Thanks ==

Hey, thanks Renegade for reverting all that stuff last night. Looks like xwestsidex went on a rampage or something. From looking at [[Special:Recentchanges|Recent changes]] it looks like you kept up with him pretty well. I finally got him blocked, but it's too bad there wasn't another admin on last night to do it sooner. Anyway, thanks again and your work is much appreciated here.--[[User:Jonpro|Jonpro]] 07:22, 31 July 2007 (CDT)

:No prob at all...but he threatened he'd be back.
::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 07:25, 31 July 2007 (CDT)

==From: Xwestsidex==

Hi Renegade, Guess what..You just became the third faggot imma be raggin on. Your friends Jonpro and Broken Kid already fucked up. Now imma do you just like I did them. You can help stop all this from happening, just by SIMPLY getting Jonpro to apologize to me for his hating and admit that im the biggest pimp on the LG15 forums, mkay? This is why bad things keep happening. Its because Jonpro never apologized for his actions. If he doesn't know what im talking about, tell him to find the page where he said "Congratulations! Have a fun week off" and admit his mistakes there.

Or else shit that happened last night is going to have to happen tomorrow, too..,mkay...and it will be much too quick to only last a minute this time...

-[[User:xwestsidex|xwestsidex]]

:omgomgomg...some ridiculous internet-kid is threatening me!!! OMG!!!
:In case you didn't realize it...you "fucked up" nobody. BK isn't even here, and Jonpro doesn't give a shit about you.
:Even ''if'' you manage to be the quick, we'll just roll in an SQL backup and it'll all be gone.
:So the rainbow fairy says: Shut the fuck up, whiney bitch. Every of your actions justifies Jonpro's actions a hundred times over and will make him ''less'' likely to apologize. But it's not like the tiny puddle of shit you call your brain would understand such a simple relation, anyway, is it?

:Fuck off.
::~ [[User:Renegade|Renegade]] ([[User talk:Renegade|talk]] | [[Special:Contributions/Renegade|contribs]]) 06:02, 1 August 2007 (CDT)

:::Wow...lol..you people have no sense of humor..
Hey Renegade, I heard Jonpro stuck his dick in ur ear last night and busted in it? Is that true?!! I mean that's just what I heard, and I'm just asking. No need to be ashamed of it, mkay? Thing is, Jonpro is HIV positive, so I think you should A. Get Tested and B. Stick to fish taco from now on like I do. Fish taco juice makes ur dick grow bigger, did u know that? LOL!! [[User:xwestsidex|xwestsidex

== Re:Template:Spoiler ==

Thanks, I understand. And to be honest, I stole the design from Template:Humor *blushes* AGH {{User:-R-/SignatureD|9:05 PM}}

==Userbox Thanks==
Just wanted to say thanks!! I think the 12in12 userbox looks fantastic! Now, I don't know how to make it active, so if that's your cup of tea, feel free to help me there too! :P --[[User:Phoenician|Pheon]] 11:16, 5 September 2007 (CDT)

Sexy Librarian ;)

2007-09-07T01:29:46Z

75.8.106.128:

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 0268
| image = 0268-SarahAtTheBookstoreLookingUp.jpg
| caption = Why can't they let xwestsidex be my nighttime pimp?
| blogger = Sarah
| date = August 22, 2007
| url = {{lg15|336}}
| forumid =
| length = 3:16
| description = You'd buy a book from me, wouldn't you? Uh, yeah you better because I need the money! -Sarah
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[Taylor's bedroom#The Rest of Taylor's House|Sarah's mom's house]], [[Taylor's bedroom#Taylor's Dad's House|Sarah's dad's house]], [[Minor locations#The bookstore|The bookstore]]
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| pa = Ian Schwartz
| directors = Marcello Daciano
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Jan Libby and Miles Beckett
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Jan Libby
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| music supervisor = Seth Jacobs

| song = "Stop Talking" by The Hymns
| cast =
{{VidChar|Sarah}}

| Previous = The Email
| Next = Way of the Gun

| PreviousB = Mission Gamma
| NextB =
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred sixty-eighth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the twelfth video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Sarah is holding the camera and walking outside her house.'')

'''Sarah:''' Ok, people... this... is [[Jack]]'s truck. (''camera pans to a large pick-up truck in the driveway'') Sexy, isn't it? (''cut to Sarah's shadow on steps, as she walks into the house'') So... now you have seen Jack's truck. Why don't we go and see some more of Jack? (''she opens the door, camera pans to a pair of hiking boots, lying on the floor'') Oh... well... those are Jack's boots! Granted, they're the same size as ''my'' boots, but, uh... no problem. (''Sarah goes to the hallway, camera pans to a gray shirt, crumpled on the floor'') And, that's... his shirt. (''pan to pair of black pants, a few feet away, also crumpled'') And those are his pants. This is getting a little too cliché for my taste. Oh, god... (''camera pans to strewn belt'') And that.. would be.. his belt. His belt... (''camera pans to the closed bedroom door, then up to Sarah's face'') [[Taylor and Sarah's Parents|Mom]], just... inappropriate!

(''Sarah sighs and starts to walk away. Cuts to her, sitting on a couch.'')

'''Sarah:''' So, as you can see, Jack's my mom's new boyfriend! And while he's probably older than [[D-C-cubed|DCC guy]], I'm ''pretty'' sure that he's still born circa 1980. Yeah. Anyway, um... [[Taylor]]! Taylor... Oh, little Taylor. She's practically moved out. She, um, spends all her time over at [[Samantha|Sam's]] now -- Sam's her best friend -- and, uh, she only comes home to sleep. She came home the other day, and we got into this really big fight. She was just... so upset about whatever, and... she said, "You and Mom deserve each other." ...Me and Mom deserve each other. (''sighs and shakes head, then thinks about it'') Maybe she's right, y'know? Anyway, I just know that, after today, what I saw, I don't what to turn out like my mom. Would you? I know I've made some mistakes and everything, but I just-- (''Sarah's cell phone vibrates, she looks over and picks it up'') Oh... there's one now. Joe. (''she checks her phone'') Bet he thought he'd get lucky tonight. (''looks back to camera'') Then again... so did I. (''she winks, and laughs'')

(''Cut to montage of messy apartment: an empty pizza box on the couch, beer cans everywhere.'')

'''Sarah:''' So, I'm here at my dad's apartment, and... it looks like nothing's really changed. No surprise, I guess.

(''Cut to Sarah in work clothes, at a bookstore.'')

'''Sarah:''' So, [[Daniel]]. Um... I don't regret anything, and... y'know, I'm not sorry for anything, if... we're done, we're done. Your loss, whatever. But... the fact that you [[The Email|opened up Bree's email]], well... that just proves that you're living in the past, and... I don't know. I'm gonna move forward. Y'know? I'm-- I ''am'' moving forward, I... I got a job (''indicates her surroundings'') at a bookstore, and-- (''something falls off-camera, Sarah looks over to it, then leans into the camera'') I break things, apparently. Well, that's nothing new. But, uh... y'know, it's not the most glamorous thing in the world, but it's a start. And, uh, I get to read on my break...

'''Male Voice:''' (''over the store intercom'') Sarah! Report to the front counter immediately! Sarah, report to the front counter! Thank you.

'''Sarah:''' What ''do'' they want now?

(''She gives a dubious look to the camera, shuts it off'')

==Notes==
*This is the first mention of Taylor's friend [[Samantha|Sam]] since [[Practice Sucked :(]] She was also mentioned in [[Slide Tackle]].
*The final scene appears to be in a Border's Bookstore. This is also the first scene where we've seen Sarah not wearing at least one article of visible black clothing.
*It seems odd that Sarah would continue to blog after [[Sluttiness Prevails|telling Taylor]] that filming their lives was over.
*The sequence of an object falling off-camera and Sarah saying, "I break things, apparently," was likely an adlib on the part of [[Alexandra Dreyfus]].
*This is the first blog where Sarah questions her [[Relationships#Sarah|promiscuous behavior]] rather than defending it.
*This is the third consecutive video with a blogger complaining about their parents.

Hey Dad

2007-09-07T01:28:06Z

75.8.106.128:

{{Blog
| name = Hey Dad
| number = 0266
| image = 0266-jonasangry.JPG
| caption = Thanks for keepin' in touch...bitch!
| blogger = Jonas
| date = August 20, 2007
| url = {{lg15|334}}
| forumid =
| length = 2:08
| description = What am I supposed to do now?
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[Jonas's house]]
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| pa = Ian Schwartz
| directors = Marcello Daciano
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Jan Libby and Miles Beckett
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Jan Libby
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| music supervisor = Seth Jacobs

| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Jonas}}

| Previous = Remember Them?
| Next = The Email

| PreviousB = I'm Done
| NextB = A Family Affair
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred sixty-sixth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the tenth video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Jonas enters the frame, kicks off his sandals, and washes his car angrily.'')

'''Jonas:''' So, yeah. Those people in [[Remember Them?|the video on Friday]]... Hehehe. Those are [[Jonas's parents|my parents]]. And I bet-I bet-I know what y'all are thinking: that I'm going to go out and get 'em. Well, let me save you the suspense; not gonna happen.

(''Clip of Jonas continuing to wash his car angrily.'')

'''Jonas:''' They've been out there and they've been alive for six years. Living some, hehe, fairy tale life. Well, I thought that they were- Well, I thought that they were dead. You know how that makes me feel? Screw you.

(''Jonas walks away from the camera and continues washing his car. The video cuts to Jonas sitting in a different area.'')

'''Jonas:''' And "[[LaRezisto|The Resistance]]"... I mean, who the- who the hell are you? Who the hell are you?! Hmph, I trust you. No, I do. I- I trust you. 'Cause I think it's obvious everybody knows that all you need is a camera and some snappy editing and you can get anybody to believe you. Well, I don't. I don't buy it. Besides, I failed, remember?

(''Cuts to Jonas walking with the camera.'')

'''Jonas:''' There's no way I'm going back to them. No way. I'm just- Look, if they wanted to find me, then they could have found me. Who does that? Who just- Who disappears? Without a trace. I'm their son. (''a dog barks in the distance'') I'm their family.

(''Places camera down. He picks up three apples in the distance.'')

'''Jonas:''' Remember these, dad? We use to pick these in the afternoon. Do you remember? That was fun, huh?

(''Jonas throws apples to the right of the camera.'')

'''Jonas:''' Thanks for keeping in touch.

==Notes==
*This video confirms that the people in the [[LaRezisto]] video, [[Remember Them?]], were [[Jonas's parents]].
*This video features [[water theme|water]], which may foreshadow danger for Jonas.
*Many have wondered why Jonas makes such angry remarks about his father and not his mother.

Sluttiness Prevails

2007-09-07T01:26:28Z

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{{Blog
| name = Sluttiness Prevails
| number = 0258
| image = 0258-SarahDressedToGoOut.jpg
| caption = FISH TACOOOO!! AYAYAYAYAYYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAAYYYY!!
| blogger = Taylor
| date = August 7th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|326}}
| forumid =
| length = 2:34
| description = We're back in Texas, just wanted to give you an update.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[Taylor's bedroom]]
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Yumiko Aoyagi
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| pa = Ian Schwartz
| directors = Marcello Daciano
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Yumiko Aoyagi, Mesh Flinders and Dwayne Smith
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, Yumiko Aoyagi, and Dwayne Smith
| editor = Colin Hargraves
| music supervisor = Seth Jacobs

| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Taylor}}
{{VidChar|Sarah}}

| Previous = Speak to Me!
| Next = The Unsolvable Formula

| PreviousB = Mission Alpha
| NextB = Run!
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two hundred fifty eighth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the second video of season two.

==Transcript==
'''Taylor:''' Hey everyone. I guess it's been a while. I didn't think I was going to come on here, but I wanted to update you all on Sarah. She's back to her old ways. But she's even sluttier. If that's possible. And those are just the ones from school. It's like she's trying to punish herself for what happened with [[Bree]]. I guess, I just want my sister back. Except, less slutty.

(''Musical montage of Sarah coming into Taylor's room in various outfits and "stealing" accessories from her sister. Taylor mouths "What does she want?" to the camera. Sarah walks in again, in another outfit, and takes a headband from Taylor's bed. She puts it on.'')

'''Sarah:''' Stop filming me, okay? That's over.

'''Taylor:''' So who are you going out with tonight?

'''Sarah:''' I don't know, Scott? Andy? David? Morgan?

'''Taylor:''' You don't know the name of the guy you're going out with?

'''Sarah:''' There's so many Taylor, it's kind of hard to keep track.

'''Taylor:''' Sarah, whatever happened to that guy named Daniel?

'''Sarah:''' I don't uh, know what you're talking about.

(''Sarah heads towards the door.'')

'''Taylor:''' Sarah, wait.

'''Sarah:''' Stop filming me!

(''Cuts back to Taylor sitting at her desk.'')

'''Taylor:''' My sister pretends that Daniel doesn't even exist. I guess I don't really blame her. It's a lot easier not to think about what happened. Anyways, there's a new guy who seems like he might have potential -- [[Scott]]. But I don't think Sarah even likes him in that way. (''Paces.'') Sarah told me Scott's the only guy who hasn't tried to hook up with her. (''Sits down.'') I told her, "That's because nice guys don't sleep with girls on the first date." At least, that's what I've heard. How many dates should you go on with someone before you sleep with them in order to ''not'' be a slut? I'm just wondering. Well, Scott, if you're out there, please call her, give her another chance. She doesn't know what she's doing. (''Whispers'') She never does. In other news, we still haven't heard from [[Jonas]] or [[Daniel]]. I've tried calling them, but I guess they want to forget about us, like Sarah does. Anyway, school is starting soon, and when it does, it will be like none of this ever happened. Maybe that's how we all have to deal with life. I don't know when I'm going to blog again. Bye.

==Notes==
*The title of the video is a play of Bree's first video, [[First Blog / Dorkiness Prevails]].
*When Taylor says "Whatever happened to that guy named Daniel?", she may be referencing [[Bree]]'s quote ("Whatever happened to that girl Cassie?") from [[Swimming!]] about the mysterious [[Cassie]].
*Taylor is noticeably more tan than the last time she was on camera.
*This is the first video of the second season to feature two main characters at the same time.
*Interestingly enough, when [[Nikki Bower]] was [[Investigating Pins and Pints|searching Pins and Pints for Daniel's lost ID]], she learned that a man named [[Scott]] had left his ID behind at the bowling alley. It is unclear whether this is the same Scott, though.
*The cut to Taylor's lip has obviously healed, which is strange for a cut like that to have healed over the weekend. [''note: the mouth heals faster than any part of the body.'']
*Taylor's comment of "I guess it's been a while" at the beginning of the video (when in fact it comes just four days and two videos after her last appearance) suggests that a greater amount of time has passed in the [[Breeniverse]] than in real life since the first season ended. [''or, it's been a while since she did a blog from home?'']
*A scream can be heard in the background after Taylor says "Anyways, school starts soon."
*Taylor mentions that she has not heard from Jonas or Daniel, but does not mention whether or not she has heard from Spencer. Some fans have speculated that the two are still in touch.
*In the sped up part of the video, Sarah's movements are sped-up, but Taylor moves normally.

We Reach Out

2007-09-07T01:24:22Z

75.8.106.128: LOL!!-xwestsidex

{{Blog
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| number = 0260
| image = 0263-ShadowOverR!Logo.jpg
| caption = Fight the Order?
| blogger = LaRezisto
| date = August 10th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|328}}
| forumid = 13145
| length = 1:30
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| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[General LA area|Santa Monica]]
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|bree|daniel|la|rezisto|fight|the|order|danielbeast|jonastko}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Marcello Daciano
| pa =
| directors = Colin Hargraves and Jennifer Roth
| camera = Colin Hargraves and Jennifer Roth
| vidplay = Colin Hargraves and Jennifer Roth
| story = Colin Hargraves, Jennifer Roth, and Marcello Daciano
| editor = Colin Hargraves and Jennifer Roth
| music supervisor = Darren Boling

| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Bree}}
| Previous = The Unsolvable Formula
| Next = My Parents Suck Too

| PreviousB =
| NextB = Remember Them?
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred sixtieth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the fourth video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''A seagull is seen flying through the air as it's call is heard, followed by giggling. Several images of [[Bree]] flash on the screen, followed by inverted images of a bird, then the voiceover below.'')

'''Voiceover:''' Hello again. Once more we, The [[Hymn of One]], reach out to you today to reinforce our promise. We promise we will bring you a world of eternal unity and peace that will blossom into an everlasting happiness for your soul. Far from the pain, the disappointments, the suffering and darkness that the world made you believe you had to live through...

('''''Я!''' flashes on the screen. Static is heard as what sounds like a news report follows'')

'''Reporter:''' On [[12 in 12|August 3rd]], thousands watched helplessly as an innocent girl died. No one could do enough to save her.

(''The reporter says the below voiceover, while at the same time a Spanish reporter says the same.'')

'''Reporter:''' For centuries this cycle continued. The innocent died for the guilty. We are the Resistance. ('''''Fight [[the Order]]''' flashes on the screen, followed by '''Join [[the Resistance]]''''') The time has come to fight against evil. We know and we will end it. Equality in life, equality in death.

(''The screen goes back to the flashing bright green '''Я!''', but this time, a figure of a silhouette is standing there. Suddenly, bright green eyes the same color as Я! appear on the silhouette's face, and the screen goes blank.'')

===Spanish===
'''Spanish Reporter:''' (''at the same time as the English Reporter's "For centuries this cycle continued..."'') Nosotros sabemos que el Orden estaba robando la vida de la chica para mejor de ellos. Por siglos el "ciclo" a continuación: Los inocentes mueren para el culpable puede vivir. Ahora termina. Nosotros somos: La Resistencia. El tiempo llegó para pelear para atrás contra el mal. Sabemos y lo terminamos. Unidad en vida y unidad en muerte. (''Which, in English, is "We know that the Order was stealing the life of the girl for their own benefit. For centuries this cycle continued. The innocent died so that the guilty could live. Now it ends. We are: The Resistance. The time has come to fight back against evil. We know and we end it. Unity in life, unity in death."'')

==Notes==
*The binary in the video's description, when translated, reads "Fight [[The Order]]."
*The video suggests that there are people in [[the Resistance]] other than [[TAAG]].
*The backwards R! appears to be the official "logo" of the Resistance.
*The backwards "R" is the Russian letter "Ya," which is also a one-letter word for "I" or "me."
*This video gives us more footage of [[Bree]]'s actual death than [[lonelygirl15 Season Finale 10 of 12 - 5 pm]], in which she actually dies.
**There are two possible ways for this footage to exist. Either a member of TAAG edited the video (which is unlikely as it was posted at 5pm, not long after it happened) or someone else other than TAAG were filming the Ceremony.
*Among the video bits shown is bootlog.txt output from an MS Windows boot. (Which basically means, as cool as it may look, it's very trivial stuff happening on every Windows-computer.)
*The video also suggests that [[The Order]] might exist outside of English-speaking countries.
*The individual words "We are the Resistance" can be seen blinking rapidly when showing the "Ceremony".
*The Spanish speaking is neither grammatically accurate, nor the exact translation of what the English voiceover says.

Drunken Yodeling

2007-09-07T01:23:14Z

75.8.106.128:

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 0272
| image = 0272_DanielAndMelody.jpg
| caption = Wonder what Sarah's thinking...?
| blogger = Daniel
| date = August 28th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|340}}
| forumid = 13589
| length = 2:20
| description = I'm not as dumb as I look, but Renegade is..
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[Daniel's bedroom]]
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko|drunk|yodel|Mallory}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| pa = Ian Schwartz
| directors = Marcello Daciano
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Jan Libby
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Jan Libby
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| music supervisor = Seth Jacobs

| song = "Screaming's Not an Option" By The Grey Race
| cast = {{VidChar|Daniel}}

| Previous = Who's Next?
| Next = Eternal Freaks

| PreviousB = The Email
| NextB = Hot Date
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred seventy-second video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the sixteenth video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Daniel on a couch.'')

'''Daniel:''' Look, I'm not a complete idiot. Of course I sent the file over to the resistance. I mean, to be clear, I no longer have it, it's not on my computer, but what did you think I was going to do? Just roll over and let the Order win? As much as I would ''love'' the Order to be a part of my past, I just can't seem to escape them. But I am trying, I am ''really'' trying. I have this real and kinda cool life right now. It seems like (''Music: "Screaming's Not an Option" By The Grey Race.'') it just might be falling into place. And I know, I know that sounds crazy and just off the wall, especially coming from me, but... Like yesterday; I got this letter saying I've been accepted into this ''amazing'' film program at the JC. This one professor thought that my "fictional" videos with Bree showed real promise. And that's, just kinda nuts. I'm -- It's amazing.

(''Daniel leaves his couch and is in a different position, smiling.'')

'''Daniel:''' Oh, and, uh, I met someone. Her name's [[Mallory]]. And she ''rocks''. No, really. She's pretty great. We've only been dating for like a week, you know. But we really get along. You wanna see a picture? Here. (''Shows picture.'') Look at that face. Isn't she cute? (''Removes picture.'') She's so funny. But then, you know what? That is all I'm gonna say. Because, frankly, judgin' by the way ''my'' love life goes... Tsk, yeeeaaah. I just don't wanna jinx it.

(''On his bed, with laptop.'')

'''Daniel:''' Have you guys seen this? What the hell is this? Have you -- Have y'all tried sifting through all these images? I -- I keep thinking that I see something and I keep looking at them, but, as much as I suck at this, I'ma keep trying to help out. (''Rubs eye.'') Jonas, bro. Thanks for the call last night; letting me know that you're ok. I, uh, I was worried, dude. No, really. We all were. And I don't know what to tell you about your parents except, "Wow. Just -- The Hymn of One?" You know, as creepy as it is that Carl and the Hymn of One crew are hanging out with your family... I -- I don't think there's an immediate threat. You don't have anything the Order needs, right? (''Door shuts.'') Look, if you want to get away from all their eternal singing, why don't you come down? I can -- (''Glass and yodeling is heard from somewhere else.'') Here we go. Anyways, look. It'd be really cool for me if you come down, hang out. I mean, honestly I could use the company. And obviously, my parents are drinking away to their eternal song. (''Knocking.'') Go away.

== Notes ==
*Some fans have suggested [[Mallory]] could be the girl in the latest [[LaRezisto]] [[Who's Next?|video]], or a part of [[the Order]]. The professor at the Junior College could also be an Order member.
*Speculation over the resemblance of Mallory to [[Sarah]] and [[Bree]] has caused some talk over whether Daniel is looking for a quick Bree/Sarah replacement.
*The digital camera Daniel shows is an Olympus Stylus 710, a 7.1 megapixel, all-weather model.

Grand Canyon

2007-09-07T01:22:31Z

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{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 277
| image = 277-Jonas.jpg
| caption = The road is starting to feel like home
| blogger = Jonas
| date = September 4th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|345}}
| forumid = 13776
| length = 3:51
| description = Here we are on the run... again. Don't worry, I have a plan...imma eat Emma's fish taco when she's sleeping..
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location =
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| execprod =
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| pa =
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| song = Ima Robot "Losing it All"
| cast = {{VidChar|Jonas}}
{{VidChar|Emma}}

| Previous = Home Invasion
| Next = Dirty Secrets

| PreviousB =
| NextB =
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred seventy-seventh video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the twenty-first video of season two.

==Transcript==

''Montage of trucks, trains, and cars.''

'''Jonas:''' So here we are, on the run, again for the millionth time. But guess what? Believe me, I have a plan because I'm not gonna run from [[The Order]] for all time, and the rest on my life, I'm not gonna do it. I have [[Emma]], and I'm gonna keep her safe, and she's gonna be okay. ''(Sighs.)'' Speaking of being okay, my parents...It looks like they might make it. After we got Emma out of there, [[Daniel]] and I went back in, grabbed my parents, pulled 'em out, and brought 'em to the hospital. The doctor said that, uh, it looks like they're gonna be okay. So...yay.
''(Laughs.)'' It's just that...I can't lose them again, and...Anyway, I left them a note and I really couldn't talk to them. So I left them a note and I said that I have Emma and that I was gonna keep her safe, which I'm gonna do, and, um, that they should go to the Lonelygirl15 website so they can learn the truth about [[Hymn of One|The Hymn of One]], and...and the Order that hides inside their so-called religion. Anyway, it's a new day, and, uh, I have something to kinda confess to you and maybe you're not gonna agree with this, but I haven't told Emma about what happened...And I'm not gonna tell her until I have to because, look, she was asleep, I'd given her some pills to knock her out, and you only get to be a kid for a certain amount of time and if that's taken away from you before the whole world comes crashing down on you, this reality, this crap, if that starts hap- I'm not gonna do it, I'm not gonna take it away from her. I'm not...And I told her our parents were comin' out here to meet us for some family vacation here at the Grand Canyon, which is lame, I know, but it was the only thing I could think of at the time. So there you have it. I need a nap. I'm tired, I'm so- I'm so tired.

''(Camera cuts to Jonas outside.)''

'''Jonas:''' Look at this. This is amazing. You can put some perspective into it.

''Montage of Jonas, birds, and the view.''

'''Jonas:''' You know, it took over six million years for the Grand Canyon to form. Water on rock, wearing it down time after time, day after day. It's like time is a great equalizer. At least we have time on our side...

''(Camera cuts to Emma, sleeping on a bed.)''

'''Jonas:''' It looks like Emma is asleep. Daniel gets along really well with her, it's almost like...he's her big brother too. Actually, it was his idea to give her [[Purple Monkey|P. Monkey]]...She likes it almost as much as [[Bree]] did.

''(Camera cuts to Jonas.)''

'''Jonas:''' This ends now. I'm ending this now. I'm not gonna spend months and months running from the Order only to watch somebody I love die again, it's not gonna happen...We tried to turn Bree trait negative and it didn't work. Well, this time it's gonna work. So [[Sarah]], I know you're back home doing whoever you're doing , but I know you still have that vial of serum. Well, we need you to bring it to us. Please. So I'm gonna email you and I'm gonna tell you where we are. I'll see you soon. Thanks.

==Notes==
*The mention of Sarah having the serum only decreases hope in the fact that [[Spencer]] may return.
*Daniel does not appear in this video, although he assisted Jonas in the rescue and, therefore, one would assume that Daniel would be there with him.

Dirty Secrets

2007-09-07T01:21:38Z

75.8.106.128:

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 278
| image = 0278-JonasAndEmmaOutside.jpg
| caption = I promise I wont try to eat your fish taco when you're sleeping...
| blogger = Daniel
| date = September 5th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|347}}
| forumid = 13800
| length = 3:56
| description = Psst! you wanna hear a dirty secret? I fucked Jonpro's mom!
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location =
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko}}


| execprod =
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| song =
| cast = {{VidChar|Daniel}}
{{VidChar|Jonas}}
{{VidChar|Emma}}

| Previous = Grand Canyon
| Next = Gross Guy

| PreviousB = Hot Date
| NextB =
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred seventy-eighth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the twenty-second video of season two.

==Transcript==

''(The camera rests on a table, with a coffee maker in front of it.)''

'''Daniel:''' That sucked. Here we go, ready? ''(He throws a bottle cap into the coffee maker.)'' Yeeaaahhh!

''(Daniel and Jonas continue the game.)''

'''Daniel:''' You cheated, dude.

'''Jonas:''' What? I was up there!

'''Daniel:''' Cheat...

'''Jonas:''' What? I was up there!

''(Daniel and Jonas continue the game, both egging the other on.)''

'''Daniel:''' You gonna flick that in?

''(Jonas attempts to flick a bottle cap into the coffee maker, and misses.)''

'''Daniel:''' ''(Laughs.)'' Jonas and I are just sitting around waiting for Sarah to bring the serum. We figured we're safest here. Taylor called, she swore that Sarah would make it here...And it's not like Sarah would flake on us, right? Noo, she doesn't do that! Emma, you wanna play?

''(Camera cuts to Emma.)''

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, no?

''(Camera cuts back to Daniel.)''

'''Daniel:''' I think she's watching like a 24-hour marathon on the web of the Gilmore Girls or something like that.

''(Camera cuts to Emma.)''

'''Daniel:''' But actually, I'm kinda glad because she's been asking a lot of questions about her mom and her dad.

''(Camera cuts to Daniel and Jonas.)''

'''Daniel:''' So whaddya think, we call it a tie? We did both win a round, dude. Come on.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, but we played three rounds, man.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah...''(To Emma)'' Hey!

'''Jonas:''' Where're you going?

'''Emma:''' I'm just going to go in my room.

'''Daniel and Jonas:''' Are you okay?

'''Daniel:''' Jinx! ''(Emma leaves.)'' Alright, we'll see you!

'''Jonas:''' You gonna call her?

'''Daniel:''' Who?

'''Jonas:''' Sarah.

'''Daniel:''' Hmph, no.

'''Jonas:''' Why not...You saw Taylor's last video man, the girl's a mess right now.

'''Daniel:''' Dude, I-I really, I just don't want to, I'm through with Sarah's nonsense. You know exactly how she is.

'''Jonas:''' Why?

'''Daniel:''' What do you mean, "Why?" Dude, you saw my last video. I'm kind of seeing somebody right now. The talks we have, ousta-

''(A scream is heard in the distance. Jonas and Daniel both jump up, Daniel grabbing the camera on his way out.)''

'''Jonas:''' Emma!

'''Daniel:''' You see somebody out here?

'''Jonas:''' Emma!

'''Daniel:''' Is somebody out here?

''(Jonas spots Emma, who is running away, and sprints after her, Daniel following close behind.)''

'''Jonas:''' What happened?

'''Emma:''' Get away from me!

'''Jonas:''' Emma, Emma! Calm down-

'''Emma:''' GET AWAY FROM ME!

'''Daniel:''' What happened, what happened!?

'''Emma:''' Stop it!

'''Jonas:''' Emma, calm down-

'''Daniel:''' What happened?

'''Emma:''' You're a liar, Jonas!

'''Jonas:''' What?

'''Emma:''' You're a liar!

'''Jonas:''' What do you mean?

'''Emma:''' You lied to me, I saw everything! ''(She begins to cry.)''

'''Jonas:''' Emma, let me explain!

'''Emma:''' No!

'''Jonas:''' Emma, let me explain!

'''Emma:''' No...''(She gets up and walks away.)''

'''Jonas:''' Shit!

'''Daniel:''' What do we do, man?

'''Jonas:''' I don't know...

'''Daniel:''' Jonas!

''(In the distance, Emma sits down.)''

'''Jonas:''' ''(Coughs.)'' What do you think? Dammit! Dammit, she must have Googled Hymn of One and Bree and found our site...she probably knows everything.

'''Daniel:''' We got to talk to her, man. Come on. Go over there.

''(Jonas looks indecisive.)''

'''Daniel:''' Jonas.

'''Jonas:''' What am I going to say?

'''Daniel:''' Just be honest...It's the only choice we have.

'''Jonas:''' ''(To Emma)''...I was just trying to protect you. That's it. I'm so sorry.

'''Emma:''' Promise me you won't lie to me again.

'''Jonas:''' ...I promise.

''(She nods, then hugs Jonas. She whispers to him.)''

'''Jonas:''' I know. I know...trust me, I know. ''(He sniffs.)'' Trust me, I know.

==Notes==
*Judging by the bottle caps, Daniel and Jonas are drinking Honey Brown and Amstel Light beers.

Home Invasion

2007-09-07T01:20:31Z

75.8.106.128: ahahahha-xwestsidex

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 276
| image = 0276-JonasAtGunpointOnTheFloor.jpg
| caption = Where's my fish taco at, bitch?!
| blogger = Jonas
| date = August 31st, 2007
| url = {{lg15|344}}
| forumid = 13673
| length = 2:48
| description = Those f$#%rs came for Emma and I threw down! Sort of...
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[Minor locations#Jonas's Parents' House|Jonas's parents' house]]
| tags = {{tags|jonastko|lonelygirl15|lg15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|soccerstar4ever|jonas|gun|blast|explosion}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| pa = Ian Schwartz
| directors = Marcello Daciano
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Jan Libby and Miles Beckett
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Jan Libby
| editor = Colin Hargraves
| music supervisor = Seth Jacobs

| song = "Praise Lord from the
Heavens" composed by Rachmaninov and performed by the Kyiv Chamber Choir

| cast = {{VidChar|Jonas}}
{{VidChar|Jonas's parents{{!}}Jonas's mom|Tammy Klein}}
{{VidChar|Jonas's parents{{!}}Jonas's dad|Peter James}}
{{VidChar|Emma|Katherine Pawlak}}
{{VidChar|Daniel}}
{{VidChar|The Order{{!}}Order Agent One}}
{{VidChar|The Order{{!}}Order Agent Two}}
{{VidChar|The Order{{!}}Order Agent Three}}
{{VidChar|The Order{{!}}Order Agent Four}}

| Previous = Run!
| Next = Grand Canyon

| PreviousB = Eternal Freaks
| NextB =
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred seventy-sixth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the twentieth video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Jonas tucks Emma into bed, walks down the stairs and notices a man dressed in black outside coming towards the house. He puts down the camera and struggles to keep the door closed as the Order agent attempts to force his way in.'')

'''Jonas's Dad:''' Jonas! Who's at the door? Jonas?

'''Jonas:''' Dad! Go upstairs! Take mom and go upstairs! Please! Go upstairs! Please! Go! Go! Go! Go!

(''There is an explosion and the sound cuts out briefly as Jonas, his mother and his father make their way upstairs.'')

'''Jonas's Mom:''' Jonas, what's going on?

'''Jonas:''' It's okay.

'''Jonas's Dad:''' Where's Emma? Where's Emma? Where's Emma?

'''Jonas:''' (''passing camera to his mother'') She's fine, hold this.

(''Jonas and his parents crouch down in the darkened hallway awaiting their attacker.'')

'''Jonas's Mom:''' Why? What am I suppose to do with this?

'''Jonas:''' Just record everything that happens.

'''Jonas's Mom:''' Where's Emma?

'''Jonas's Dad:''' (''whispering'') Who are these people? Jesus Christ, he's got a gun! He's got a gun. He's going to kill us.

(''As the attacker approaches the top of the stairs, Jonas and his father attack and incapacitate one Order Agent as he fires a shot into the air. No one is shot and Jonas takes his gun.'')

'''Jonas:''' Go go go go go!

'''Jonas:''' You okay? Is everybody all right?

'''Jonas's Mom:''' Where's Emma?

'''Jonas:''' She's fine. (''pause'') Everybody stay quiet. (''They go downstairs'') Come on.

'''Jonas's Dad:''' Back, back, back, back door, back door.

'''Jonas's Mom:''' There's someone outside!

(''Sounds of glass breaking and shots being fired are heard. The screen goes black briefly.'')

(''Order Agent Two attacks and shoots Jonas's father. Jonas's mother screams and runs towards them and is knocked to the floor. Two more Order agents force Jonas to his knees.'')

'''Order Agent Three:''' Get down. Get down, on your knees. What's that noise?

'''Order Agent Four:''' I'm not sure! I don't know.

'''Order Agent Three:''' I thought you told me the perimeter was secure?!

'''Order Agent Four:''' It was.

'''Order Agent Three:''' Go check it out.

'''Order Agent Three:''' (''pushing Jonas down again'') Stay down! Where's the girl!?

'''Jonas:''' She's not here.

'''Order Agent Three:''' Where's the fucking girl, Jonas?

(''Order Agent Three kicks Jonas in the ribs, Jonas grabs his side in pain.'')

'''Order Agent Two:''' Where's the girl?

'''Jonas:''' She's not here, I swear to God she's not here.

(''weak coughing is heard'')

'''Daniel:''' (''comes in carrying Order Agent Four's rifle, forces Order Agent Three to his knees and hits him in the back of the head'') Get down! On the ground right now!

'''Daniel:''' Are you O.K.? (''Screaming'') Jonas? You all right?!?

(''Jonas grabs a gun and knocks Order Agent Two out.'')

'''Jonas:''' We've got to get Emma! I'm going to go grab her!

(''Jonas runs toward the stairs.'')

==Notes==
*Daniel posted to the forum:
**Jonas's parents "were shot and bleeding a lot, but still breathing. We dropped them off at the hospital and took Emma to a safe place."[http://www.lg15.com/lonelygirl15/forum/viewtopic.php?f=89&t=13689&p=487703&hilit=#p487678]
**The attackers "weren't watchers and they didn't look like shadows, I have no idea who they were, but they obviously work for the Order and wanted Emma."[http://www.lg15.com/lonelygirl15/forum/viewtopic.php?f=89&t=13689&p=487693&hilit=#p487693]
** Emma had been given sleeping pills by Jonas. Jonas had planned to take her out of the house on his own, however, the home invasion occurred changing this plan abruptly. At the time of his post, Emma had still not woken up from the sleeping pills and was safe with Jonas and himself.[http://www.lg15.com/lonelygirl15/forum/viewtopic.php?f=89&t=13689&p=487703&hilit=#p487703]
**Daniel went there as a result of Taylor's video and arrived as this was all going down. He states that he intends to contact Taylor and Sarah later that night.
*This is the first time Daniel and Jonas have been together since Bree's death, which took place over 3 weeks ago.
*The video suggests that [[The Order]] did not use the façade of "[[The Ceremony (ritual)|the Ceremony]]" to lure Emma, but rather planned to take her by force.
*The ringing and drop of audio volume at the 0:47 second mark appears to have been caused by an explosive charge used on the door allowing the invaders access to the house, the beeping prior to this would support this claim.
*It should be noted that while the concussion from the blast could cause ringing in the ears if it were strong enough, it would only cause the sound of the camera to go blank for about a second or two (The ringing is caused by the brain overloading from the sound and is not really there; if you were to cover your ears well enough you would not be affected).
*It should be noted that one of the Order members says Jonas's name. This is possibly because the order is familiar with Jonas from his efforts to save Bree and thusly posting them on the Internet. It would make sense that [[The Order]] knows the identity of Daniel, Sarah and Taylor, as well. It is also possible that his identity was revealed by Carl and Sonia who had chanted his name in an earlier video.

Eternal Freaks

2007-09-07T01:19:32Z

75.8.106.128: LOL!!-xwestsidex

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| pa = Ian Schwartz
| directors = Marcello Daciano
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
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| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Jan Libby
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| music supervisor = Seth Jacobs

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| Previous = Drunken Yodeling
| Next = Hot Date

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| NextB = Home Invasion
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred seventy-third video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the seventeenth video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Jonas is sitting on Emma's bed.'')

'''Jonas:''' Hey. (''looks around'') I'm in my sister's room. She's, uh, she's downstairs right now. This whole thing is just really 'F'ed up. I mean the whole thing's just -- (''tenses face in frustration'') [[Jonas's parents|My parents]] are in the [[Hymn of One]]. That is obvious. Everybody can tell. But what they don't know is they don't know anything about [[the Order]] and they don't know anything about [[the Ceremony]]. They think it's some kind of peace/love religion. Which they're not. And even worse, they, uh, they don't remember me. Still. And they don't -- fact -- ''ahem''... They don't remember anything before the accident. It's like someone went in their heads and pushed the reset button. (''sighs'') Ha, it's just...I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. It's -- When I first got here, I really thought I could have a normal life with them: baseball games, and BBQ's. (''sighs'') You know, be a big brother to [[Emma]]. Heh, Emma. That's a scary thought. I mean, I can't leave her. I just can't leave her. She's my sister, right? Heh, one of these days...One of these days she's gonna find out what a bunch of Grade A nut jobs her parents are mixed up with. Just like [[Bree]] did. No, I'm not gonna let that happen. There's no way. No, [[Daniel]], I'm not gonna [[It's Not Kidnapping|kidnap her]]. Heh, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno. There's -- There's got to be -- There's got to be an answer here somewhere. There's got to be ''something''. I just can't see it! I don't know what it is. Maybe...Maybe I just need to get away and think. So, I'm thinking, Daniel, I'm gonna take you up on [[Drunken Yodeling|that offer]]. You know, come crash at your place. (''nods'') Yeah. Eh. (''footsteps are heard'') Oh, shit. I gotta go. I gotta go.

==Notes==
*Jonas compares [[Emma]] to [[Bree]]
* Some Fans have speculated that Jonas is going to warn Daniel that he needs to be cautious about any new people in his life, as they may be connected to the Order. This includes Mallory.

Run!

2007-09-07T01:18:12Z

75.8.106.128: pffffftttt!!-xwestsidex

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| number = 0275
| image = 0275-TaylorAmazed.jpg
| caption = ...Taylor's orgasm face
| blogger = Taylor
| date = August 30th, 2007
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| forumid = 13648
| length = 2:47
| description = OMG, why aren't you answering your phone! Daniel, you gotta help him!
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| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Jan Libby
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| music supervisor = Seth Jacobs

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| Previous = Hot Date
| Next = Home Invasion

| PreviousB = Sluttiness Prevails
| NextB = Gross Guy
| PreviousC =
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{{PAGENAME}} is the two-hundred seventy-fifth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the nineteenth video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Taylor is in a rose garden.'')

'''Taylor:''' Edgar Degas. Born in 1834, he was an amazing impressionist who loved to paint historical themes and fruit portraits. But his favorite thing to paint were real people in real settings. Like Girl Carrying Flowers in her Apron. He painted that one around 1860 or 1862. Oil on canvas, I think. Unfortunately, Degas lost his sight later in life, as well as most of his friends and family. Although he was a great painter, he turned out to be a not so great guy. And died at age 83 pretty much alone.

(''The scene changes and she is in front of a tall bush.'')

'''Taylor:''' So what does that give us? We have this painting of the girl and the title. I really like doing this stuff. I love researching these random things. I love to learn, I can't help it. I mean, right now, I'm taking this amazing online programming class. It's only been five days, but already it has confirmed so much for me. I know that I want to go to MIT. No, strike that. I know I ''am'' going to MIT. I cannot wait to be out of [[Zavalla]] and in Boston learning these new things. You know, I can actually take a class from Noam Chomsky about the philosophy of language. I mean, that would just blow me away. (''a thud is heard off camera'') [[Sarah]]! What? Now what's wrong?

(''Taylor is now on her bed in her room.'')

'''Taylor:''' Okay, so things are not so great with Sarah right now. And I have to say, I feel sorry for her. She's still dating that boyfriend who acts like our dad in all the wrong ways. What Sarah told you last week? Total lie. Sarah's self-professed new life is not perfect. Sleeping with all these random guys and working in a book store is not where Sarah thought her life was going to take her. And even though we fight -- constantly -- I'm worried about her. When she's not hanging around "[[Scott|jerk-boyfriend]]", she's pretty much alone. (''sighs'') I hope Sarah's life turns out better than Degas. (''sighs again'') I gotta get outta here.

(''Taylor is now on her laptop with a finished frappuccino outside, most likely in front of the coffee shop.'')

'''Taylor:''' Hey, [[Jonas]]. Jonas, this is amazing! The [[LonelyCracks Anonymous|lonelycrackers]] on the comments page and the forum and the chat, they've figured this stuff out. It's a [http://flickr.com/photos/11698522@N07 Flickr] account. It's flickr.com/photos/11698522@N07. Okay, look at the photo titled littlegirlcarryingflowersinherapron. Okay? "Little Girl Carrying Flowers in her Apron". Okay, the new girl -- the new [[Bree's injections|trait positive]] girl [[the Order|the Order's]] after, she's been under our noses all along. Jonas, I just tried calling you, you're not picking up. [[Daniel]], if you see this, you need to go to Jonas's and get him and his sister out of there. Jonas, take [[Emma]] and run.

==Notes==
*This video confirms that Emma is the next trait positive girl that the Order is after.
*{{wikipedia|Noam_Chomsky|Noam Chomsky}} is a famous American linguist, renowned in computer science for his {{wikipedia|Chomsky_hierarchy|Chomsky hierarchy}} of formal grammars, arguably the basis for modern {{wikipedia|automata_theory|automata theory}}.

Hot Date

2007-09-07T01:17:16Z

75.8.106.128: HAHAAHAHAHAHHA!!-xwestsidex

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| caption = So...you're saying that I pull my pants down, and you stick your head in between my legs?
| blogger = Daniel
| date = August 30th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|342}}
| forumid = 13636
| length = 4:41
| description = Thanks everyone for finding the Flickr account, but I'm still not sure what it means. In the meantime, Mallory called... :)
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[Daniel's bedroom]]
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| pa = Ian Schwartz
| directors = Marcello Daciano
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Mesh Flinders and Miles Beckett
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Jan Libby
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| music supervisor = Seth Jacobs

| song =
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{{VidChar|Mallory|Carly Jones}}

| Previous = Eternal Freaks
| Next = Run!

| PreviousB = Drunken Yodeling
| NextB = Dirty Secrets
| PreviousC =
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred seventy-fourth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the eighteenth video of season two.

==Transcript==

''(Daniel is sitting in his room with his laptop)''

'''Daniel''': I've been working on these..what is it, like, ''seventy'' images for just...it's tough. But I do want to thank you all for helping us out, because, we couldn't have done it without you.
There are a few things that are clear. A, this is definitely some famous painting of some girl with flowers, and there is ''definitely'' something goin' on. B..there is no B, I'm sorry, um...that's actually all we have right now. Um, I'll keep looking--

''(Daniel's cellphone rings)''

'''Daniel:''' Hold on.

''(Daniel picks up the cellphone, looks at it, and laughs.)''

'''Daniel:''' Ok, so...the old me-

''(Daniel closes his laptop)''

'''Daniel:''' -would have stayed around and tried to figure all this out but things have changed.
I need a break. I'll see you later.

''(Daniel turns off the camera. Cut to view of a stairway that pans around to a shopping mall and view of some mannequins. Daniel can be heard whistling to himself.)''

'''Daniel''': Look at that sexy, sexy mannequin! Too bad she doesn't have a head. Tsk.

''(Daniel sings to himself. The camera turns and we see Mallory walking toward Daniel, who laughs.)''

'''Daniel:''' Hey, buby.

'''Mallory:''' Hey, you.

'''Daniel:''' How are you?

'''Mallory:''' Pretty good.

''(Mallory walks up to Daniel and they kiss, she looks at the camera, turns away and laughs.
They begin walking back up the stairs)''

'''Daniel:''' So, what d'you wanna see?

''(Mallory playfully pushes the camera downwards)''

''(Cut to movie theater lobby. Music is playing in the background)''

'''Daniel:''' So, what were you saying earlier? C'mon, say it for the camera.

''(Mallory looks surprised.)''

'''Mallory:''' No!

'''Daniel:''' Aw, c'mon! Just say it.

'''Mallory:''' Nooo!

'''Daniel''': ''Mallory'' thinks that I wouldn't make an amazing international spy.

'''Mallory''': No, no no! I didn't say that! I was just saying that I think you'd be...good at the behind the scenes stuff, y'know?

'''Daniel''': Well, I-I'm-I'm a geek? I'm a geek-er?

''(Mallory looks shocked again)''

'''Mallory''': No! No I didn't mean it like that--

'''Daniel''': no, it's cool, it's cool. But let me prove my point to you why I would be. It's like that part in the movie, where he's going through the subway station and he's stealing cell phones and, like, finding out where the cameras are, and stuff...I could do that! I'd be ''amazing'' at it.

'''Mallory''': I know you could.

'''Daniel''': Oh?

''(Daniel holds the camera so it's looking at him.)''

'''Daniel''': I am beast. DANIEL beast! Bwaaaa!!

''(He turns, Mallory is halfway out the door.)''

'''Daniel''': Hey, wait up! Hold on.

''(He walks up to the door)''

'''Daniel:''' Here, let me get that for you.

'''Mallory:''' Oh, why, thank you~

'''Daniel:''' Ooo.

''(They both exit, laughing. Cut to Daniel and Mallory eating.)''

'''Daniel''': Is yours good?

'''Mallory''': Um-hm! Yeah, it's really good....why are you so quiet?

'''Daniel''': I'm not!

'''Mallory''': I know, you're memorizing the five deadly pressure points on the human body.

'''Daniel''': That's right!

'''Mallory''': Mm-hm!

'''Daniel''': You know what I'm sayin'?

'''Mallory''': Yeah!

''(Daniel squeezes Mallory's upper arm)''

'''Daniel''': One!

''(Mallory laughs, Daniel shrugs slightly)''

'''Daniel''': I 'unno. I'm not a spy, right?

'''Mallory''': I didn't mean it like that, by the way. But, seriously, what's going on with you?

''(Daniel shakes his head.)''

'''Daniel''': Nothing. Just....nothing.

''(Mallory looks apprehensive)''

'''Mallory''': Fine. I know, your life, up to this point in 25 words or less. I'll go first.

'''Daniel''': Ok...that's good.

'''Mallory''': Ok. Birth, don't really remember that. Um, preschool, finger painting was awesome, don't really understand why we had to stop. And, third grade, Garett Lovett tried to kiss me. YUCK.
Sixth grade, Garett Lovett DID kiss me. AWESOME! Um, freshman in high school, um, Mom left Dad... BEST year of my life, And--

'''Daniel''': What, are you kidding?

'''Mallory''': No, they fought like raccoons...and, my junior year of high school, I got my heart broken..

'''Daniel''': Garett Lovett, blah blah blah.

'''Mallory''': No, but points for paying attention!

'''Daniel''': Hahah, I was right.

'''Mallory''': And then, senior year, graduated...been at the JC for a year, and I can't wait to transfer.
You go.

'''Daniel''': I mean....I dunno....

'''Mallory''': You're not getting out of this one. Just tell me! 25 words or less.

''(Cut to Daniel back in his room)''

'''Daniel''': I lied to her. Of course I lied to her! How am I supposed to follow up that Brady Bunch story of hers with "yeah, so, I stabbed a guy a little while back, and he's probably dead, but I stabbed him because he was going after my friend, working for the order. Oh, do you know what that is? Oh, well the order is this, like, crazy organization that: killed my best friend. I-I couldn't save her. I tried, I did my best."
How am I supposed to do that? I mean, it just makes me sound like i'm crazy and I....
Look. the thing is, I really like her and I-I just wonder if she's..gonna like me after she find out how ''fucked'' up my life is..
I don't want to ruin that.

==Notes==
*Daniel's phone is a [red] LG Chocolate VX8500
*The movie Daniel is describing is ''The Bourne Ultimatum''
*The song playing while Daniel talks about being a spy is Al Green's "Love and Happiness".
*The song playing while they're eating is Terence Trent D'arby's "Wishing Well".
*This is the first time Daniel has mentioned the person he killed.
*This is also the first time [[Mallory]] has been shown in person.
*Mallory's "Brady Bunch story" attitude is similiar to Bree's naive, sweet personality.
*When Daniel says "Hey, Baby" he is mimicking the popular catch phrase of the 90's cartoon character Butt-head of "Beavis and Butt-head."
*Despite the fact that Mallory says her story is to be 25 words or less, she had already said more than twice that when Daniel interrupted her.

Dirty Secrets

2007-09-07T01:15:54Z

75.8.106.128: Im baaaack! did ya miss me?! -xwestsidex

{{Blog
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| caption = I promise I wont try to eat your fish taco when you're sleeping...
| blogger = Daniel
| date = September 5th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|347}}
| forumid = 13800
| length = 3:56
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred seventy-eighth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the twenty-second video of season two.

==Transcript==

''(The camera rests on a table, with a coffee maker in front of it.)''

'''Daniel:''' That sucked. Here we go, ready? ''(He throws a bottle cap into the coffee maker.)'' Yeeaaahhh!

''(Daniel and Jonas continue the game.)''

'''Daniel:''' You cheated, dude.

'''Jonas:''' What? I was up there!

'''Daniel:''' Cheat...

'''Jonas:''' What? I was up there!

''(Daniel and Jonas continue the game, both egging the other on.)''

'''Daniel:''' You gonna flick that in?

''(Jonas attempts to flick a bottle cap into the coffee maker, and misses.)''

'''Daniel:''' ''(Laughs.)'' Jonas and I are just sitting around waiting for Sarah to bring the serum. We figured we're safest here. Taylor called, she swore that Sarah would make it here...And it's not like Sarah would flake on us, right? Noo, she doesn't do that! Emma, you wanna play?

''(Camera cuts to Emma.)''

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, no?

''(Camera cuts back to Daniel.)''

'''Daniel:''' I think she's watching like a 24-hour marathon on the web of the Gilmore Girls or something like that.

''(Camera cuts to Emma.)''

'''Daniel:''' But actually, I'm kinda glad because she's been asking a lot of questions about her mom and her dad.

''(Camera cuts to Daniel and Jonas.)''

'''Daniel:''' So whaddya think, we call it a tie? We did both win a round, dude. Come on.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, but we played three rounds, man.

'''Daniel:''' Yeah...''(To Emma)'' Hey!

'''Jonas:''' Where're you going?

'''Emma:''' I'm just going to go in my room.

'''Daniel and Jonas:''' Are you okay?

'''Daniel:''' Jinx! ''(Emma leaves.)'' Alright, we'll see you!

'''Jonas:''' You gonna call her?

'''Daniel:''' Who?

'''Jonas:''' Sarah.

'''Daniel:''' Hmph, no.

'''Jonas:''' Why not...You saw Taylor's last video man, the girl's a mess right now.

'''Daniel:''' Dude, I-I really, I just don't want to, I'm through with Sarah's nonsense. You know exactly how she is.

'''Jonas:''' Why?

'''Daniel:''' What do you mean, "Why?" Dude, you saw my last video. I'm kind of seeing somebody right now. The talks we have, ousta-

''(A scream is heard in the distance. Jonas and Daniel both jump up, Daniel grabbing the camera on his way out.)''

'''Jonas:''' Emma!

'''Daniel:''' You see somebody out here?

'''Jonas:''' Emma!

'''Daniel:''' Is somebody out here?

''(Jonas spots Emma, who is running away, and sprints after her, Daniel following close behind.)''

'''Jonas:''' What happened?

'''Emma:''' Get away from me!

'''Jonas:''' Emma, Emma! Calm down-

'''Emma:''' GET AWAY FROM ME!

'''Daniel:''' What happened, what happened!?

'''Emma:''' Stop it!

'''Jonas:''' Emma, calm down-

'''Daniel:''' What happened?

'''Emma:''' You're a liar, Jonas!

'''Jonas:''' What?

'''Emma:''' You're a liar!

'''Jonas:''' What do you mean?

'''Emma:''' You lied to me, I saw everything! ''(She begins to cry.)''

'''Jonas:''' Emma, let me explain!

'''Emma:''' No!

'''Jonas:''' Emma, let me explain!

'''Emma:''' No...''(She gets up and walks away.)''

'''Jonas:''' Shit!

'''Daniel:''' What do we do, man?

'''Jonas:''' I don't know...

'''Daniel:''' Jonas!

''(In the distance, Emma sits down.)''

'''Jonas:''' ''(Coughs.)'' What do you think? Dammit! Dammit, she must have Googled Hymn of One and Bree and found our site...she probably knows everything.

'''Daniel:''' We got to talk to her, man. Come on. Go over there.

''(Jonas looks indecisive.)''

'''Daniel:''' Jonas.

'''Jonas:''' What am I going to say?

'''Daniel:''' Just be honest...It's the only choice we have.

'''Jonas:''' ''(To Emma)''...I was just trying to protect you. That's it. I'm so sorry.

'''Emma:''' Promise me you won't lie to me again.

'''Jonas:''' ...I promise.

''(She nods, then hugs Jonas. She whispers to him.)''

'''Jonas:''' I know. I know...trust me, I know. ''(He sniffs.)'' Trust me, I know.

==Notes==
*Judging by the bottle caps, Daniel and Jonas are drinking Honey Brown and Amstel Light beers.

Gross Guy

2007-09-07T01:14:30Z

75.8.106.128:

{{Blog
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| number = 0279
| image = 0279-TaylorOnTheLoo.JPG
| caption = I'm in the 'loo'...taking a poo...
| blogger = Taylor
| date = September 6th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|348}}
| forumid = 13819
| length = 2:54
| description = Sarah brought some creepazoid home so I'm stuck in the bathroom blogging.
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
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{{PAGENAME}} is the two-hundred seventy-ninth video in the lonelygirl15 video series. It is also the twenty-third video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Taylor is in her bathroom. She puts down the toilet seat and sits.'')

'''Taylor:''' Okay, so I promise there's a good reason I'm blogging... on the toilet. I don't know exactly what happened, but last night, [[Sarah]] went out with her latest boyfriend to a party. Usually, I'd be like whatever, but sometime around four this morning, I heard Sarah and, let's say, "a friend," come back. And I assumed that it was her boyfriend until I heard this really weird laugh. (''a creepy male laugh is heard from another room; Taylor shudders'') Ew, again. Ugh. And the reason I'm "in the loo" is, whoever this guy is, he sounds crazy creepy. I can hear ''everything'' going on through the wall. I mean, what was Sarah thinking? Okay, so she wasn't, but thankfully, I've only heard, you know, sleeping sounds, and the occasional gross guy laugh. (''the laugh is heard again. Taylor gets up and walks off-camera. We hear a door opening to the room that the gross guy is in'')

'''Gross Guy:''' Hey there...

'''Taylor:''' Don't touch me!

'''Sarah:''' Get the hell away from my little sister!

'''Gross Guy:''' What--?

'''Sarah:''' Freak! Get the fuck out of my house!

'''Gross Guy:''' Whatever!

'''Sarah:''' Get out!

(''Cuts to Taylor standing outside Sarah's room'')

'''Taylor:''' I'm really worried about Sarah. First, she was in the shower for like, an hour. I'm not even exaggerating. Well, I guess you can't blame her. I mean, that guy would make ''anyone'' shower for at least an hour, if not longer, but... (''Taylor knocks on Sarah's door'') Sarah? (''Sarah's sobs can be heard'') Can you hear her? It's six at night and she's been in her room crying all day. She's completely melting down. She hasn't eaten all day, and whenever I try and talk to her, all she says is, "I'm so sorry." 'Course, I can't talk to [[Taylor and Sarah's Parents|my mom]], and...

'''Sarah:''' (''sobbing from her room'') I'm just so sorry... I'm so sorry...

'''Taylor:''' I don't know what to do. Look, [[Jonas]], I'm so sorry that [[Emma]] had to [[Dirty Secrets|find out]] about the [[Hymn Of One]] that way. But, unfortunately, I have some more bad news. Really, really bad news. Sarah doesn't have the serum. She left the backpack that it was in at some party, or a boy's house, or the book store; she says she doesn't remember. I know, typical Sarah. And [[Spencer]], he's definitely not available. I mean he's still at that conference. Plus, he couldn't make more unless he got a sample of Emma's blood. You know, sometimes, I don't know what's harder, fighting [[the Order]] or dealing with normal life. I guess that's an easy answer.

==Notes==
*Neither Sarah or "gross guy" ever appear on camera in this video.
*Some have suggested that the gross guy's voice is similar to [[Daniel]]'s.
*This video hints that Spencer won't be returning.

The Email

2007-08-23T21:38:23Z

75.8.107.244: I think it works well with the poise and image daniel has in that picture

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| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 0267
| image = 0267-DanielInAChair.jpg
| caption = "Find thy parents, Jonas."
| blogger = Daniel
| date = August 22, 2007
| url = {{lg15|335}}
| forumid = 13452
| length = 3:21
| description = I opened it, but...
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = [[Daniel's bedroom]]
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko}}


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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' is the two-hundred sixty-seventh video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. It is also the eleventh video of season two.

==Transcript==
(''Daniel sits on floor beside bed, watching [[Daniel The Neanderthal]].'')

'''Daniel''': Last summer- it's like a trillion light years away. I mean- you know what I mean. I mean just hanging back. I thought I was so cool. I was so in love with Bree. I was like a puppy dog. When I wasn't with her I'd be sitting around staring at the computer editing videos for her. Anything just to spend more time with her. Just to look at her again and again. If I wasn't doing that I would seriously just be sitting around thinking about her. God I was a wreck. Oh my God look at - Aw jeeze. I remember I wanted Bree to come to this party with me so bad.

(''Cuts to Daniel now seated on the floor in front of a computer chair.'')

'''Daniel''': It's weird how Bree went from being, well, what I though at the time was the love of my life to being my best friend. We didn't even know each other that long. But I swear, it felt like forever. I mean, she got me in more ways than even I got myself.

(''Loud laughter is heard coming from the other room.'')

'''Daniel''': Doofus. My attempt to get back into my so called normal life has just been ridiculous. I mean this is supposed to be my - Dude, that's my parents.

(''Daniel stands up and exits the frame.'')

'''Daniel''': Hey can you all just turn it down for a minute. God.

(''A door is closed.'')

'''Daniel''': It's freakin' 12:30.

(''Daniel re-enters the frame.'')

'''Daniel''': It's 12:30 and they're out there playing [[Inebriated|drinking]] games and laughing insanely at stupid dog tricks on TV. You know something? I promise you right now I will never turn out like them.

(''Daniel reaches up to turn off the camera. Cut to Daniel drinking something clear from a glass, seated on his bed.'')

'''Daniel''': You know what? I've learned a lot about myself over this last year. I know things got messed up. Bree died. She's dead and there's nothing I can do to bring her back. But what I can do is make sure that she didn't die in vain.

(''Cut to Daniel sitting in a computer chair.'')

'''Daniel''': Look, Jonas. Dude, I know exactly how you feel. I don't know who we can trust. But we have to do something. Look if I was you, I would- Look for your parents! That's all I'm gonna say about that. But you should know by now, if you need my help, I'm here for you. So this is me doing my part. I'm gonna open up Bree's email.

(''Cuts to night vision scene.'')

'''Daniel''': Alright, look. I opened up Bree's email and now all of a sudden there's some dude in black outside, and that means there must have been a worm or something in the email.

(''Daniel paces around his room.'')

'''Daniel''': I'm sorry, I have no choice now... I have to delete it.

(''Daniel presses some buttons, gets up, and sits on his bed.'')

==Notes==
*Given that the Man in Black showed up after the e-mail was opened, it is safe to assume his organization had access to the e-mail (to install the virus), and thus already knows what's inside. Deleting the mail also does not remove the virus from the computer, or make it stop "transmitting". As such, all that deleting the e-mail does is prevent Daniel and Jonas from reading it again.
*At the current time, there is no technology that could pin-point an IP address from a certain location that quick, so either the virus had to had been running for a sufficient amount of time. Even then, IP traces come up with the ISP's main connection to the net, and not an actual home address. Eitherway, Daniel should have just used an anti-virus programme, such as Norton, McAfee, OneCare (although he uses Windows XP in previous videos) and Kaspersky.
*In the window behind Daniel the blinds are closed but one can still see trucks passing by the house. It appears to be light outside; this could mean that when Daniel said it was 12:30, he meant 12:30 PM.
*This is the most directly Daniel has talked about his [[Relationships#Bree_and_Daniel|crush/obsession with Bree]].

Lonelygirl15 Season Finale 10 of 12 - 5 pm

2007-08-06T04:11:16Z

75.8.104.230: WOW,renegade, wow...you, Jonpro, and Broken kid are just pathetic.

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| number = 0254
| image = 0254-BreeLyingDownEyesClosed.jpg
| caption = Oh well,..one less fish taco to eat.
| blogger = 12 in 12
| date = August 3rd, 2007
| url = {{lg15|322}}
| forumid =
| length = 2:42
| description = Oh . . . my . . . God!
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| location = Santa Monica
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| Next = lonelygirl15 Season Finale 11 of 12 - 6 pm

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'''lonelygirl15 Season Finale 10 of 12 - 5 pm''' is the two hundred fifty-third video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
{''Jonas is lying on the floor, still bleeding profusely from being stabbed. Taylor is holding the camera.'')

'''Taylor:''' (''softly'') Oh my god.

'''Jonas:''' We gotta move man, we gotta go.

'''Spencer:''' (''kneeling over Jonas'') No. Don't move! Don't move, stay right there. Daniel, bring out all those paper towels!

'''Taylor:''' (''whimpering'') Oh god.

'''Spencer:''' Daniel!

'''Daniel:''' (''running in from another room'') It's all I got, it's all I could find, man! (''Daniel kneels next to Spencer'') Hang in there, man. Hang in.

'''Jonas:''' (''writhing in pain'') Owww...

'''Spencer:''' Don't touch it. Don't touch it.

(''Suddenly, ominously, a gong is struck. Daniel turns, terrified.'')

'''Daniel:''' Did you guys hear that? Hear that?

'''Taylor:''' (''in a scared whisper'') What was that?

(''Daniel edges quietly toward the door of the room they are in.'')

'''Daniel:''' (''starts to gasp as someone runs down the hall toward him'') Shit! (''It's Sarah, she bursts into the room!'')

'''Taylor:''' Sarah!

'''Daniel:''' (''pointing, in case Sarah can't recognize who it is that's on the floor and bleeding'') Over there, over there, over there!

'''Sarah:''' Look, okay, I got you as much gauze and type as I could find—

'''Spencer:''' That's great.

'''Sarah:''' and I also brought you some, uh, some sutures and some Lidocaine.

'''Spencer:''' Thank you.

'''Sarah:''' So, um... oh my god.

(''Everyone makes many panicked noises'')

'''Spencer:''' It's okay, it's okay (''as he tends to the blood pouring over the muscles of Jonas's ripping chest'') the knife just hit your ribs. All the bleeding's coming from an artery in your skin.

'''Daniel:''' Don't worry, don't worry. You'll be alright.

'''Spencer:''' (''filling a syringe with the Lydocaine'') You're going to be alright.

'''Daniel:''' Don't look, don't look. Don't touch it. Don't touch it. Don't look.

'''Jonas:''' (''In great pain, as if recently stabbed, which in fact he has been'') What's it look like? Okay. Spence, you know what you're doing here?

'''Daniel:''' Come on, hurry up! You got it? Let's do it. (''Spencer flicks the needle and begins to inject the medicine near the wound. Jonas screams in great pain as the needle pierces deep.'') Hold tight buddy. You're alright, you're alright, you're alright. It's over man. It's over, it's over.

(''A minute or two later. Spencer is wrapping tape around the dressing of the wound'')

'''Spencer:''' The stitches are only temporary, but I guess it'll do for right now.

'''Jonas:''' (''looking down at his wound in relief'') Thanks, man.

'''Daniel:''' You all right?

'''Taylor:''' You okay?

'''Daniel:''' Let's find Bree. Let's go.

'''Taylor:''' (''As Spencer, Sarah and Daniel help Jonas to his feet'') Careful.

(''They walk slowly down the halls of the facility. Suddenly, they see Lucy walk around a corner and enter a room at the end of the hall. They duck away from the hall, slowly poking the corner back around the corner and zooming in as Lucy enters the room. The camera zooms in through the open doorway.'')

'''Taylor:''' (''whispering'') Is that Bree? Oh my god it's Bree.

(''Bree is in a white dress, lying on a hospital bed. She appears unconscious. A tube is visible protruding from the artery of her left arm. A man clad in white robes leans over her. The steady beep of a heart monitor flat-lining can be heard.'')

'''Taylor:''' (''still in a whisper'') I think she's dying. Oh my god. Where are Daniel and Jonas?

(''On the stretcher next to Bree is an old man with an obvious toupe. It is [[Aleister Crowley]], now nearly 130 years old, revitalized from the transfusion of Bree's trait-positive blood. He has been unnaturally extending his life ever since he kidnapped that girl in Arizona that Daniel mentioned in that one really old video.'')

'''Sarah:''' I'm going in there.

'''Taylor:''' Sarah, you're not going in there.

(''The girls continue whispering inaudibly. Daniel and Jonas can be heard coming down the hall. Jonas is grunting in pain. A cloaked man, a [[Shadow]], walks over toward Bree's bed.'')

'''Taylor:''' (''breaking from her whisper'') Daniel, hurry!

'''Daniel:''' Bree!

'''Jonas:''' Oh my God! Bree! Bree!

(''Jonas and Daniel stumble toward the door, alternating cries of "Oh my God!" and "Bree!" Aleister Crowley is wheeled away. The Shadow picks Bree up in his arms and carries her off the bed. Her body is limp, as lifeless as a stuffed animal that you once believed to be real, but now that you're older your imagination no longer animates it, and you realize it's just a limp, ratty, stuffed hippo — only this is no stuffed animal, this is Bree, the love of both Jonas and Daniel, the girl with whom they have both passionately hooked up, and also their best friend. As they stagger toward the door, Lucy sees them and closes the door in their face without a word. They crash against the door yelling "Bree" and "Oh God!" and "Open the door" to no avail. Jonas collapses into tears against the door. Daniel pounds a few more times, perhaps signaling that even though Jonas "went further" with Bree, it was actually Daniel who cared for her more. Then, he too collapses in tears. After a couple of seconds of watching them writhe in agony, Taylor realizes that this must be the worst moment of their lives and humanely turns the camera off.'')

==Notes==

User:75.8.235.160

2007-07-31T11:12:22Z

75.8.235.160: o yea, and Broken Kid's a little bitch too ahahahahha-xwestsidex

{{spambot|1=[http://www.lg15.com/lgpedia/index.php?title=Special:Contributions&target=75.8.235.160 Just look at his contribs] - it's xwestshitx...n-n-n-n no its XwestSIDEx...get it right renegade}}

My First Kiss

2007-07-31T11:09:25Z

75.8.235.160:

{{Blog
| name = My First Kiss
| number = 0036
| image = My First Kiss.jpeg
| caption = "I pretty much spend all day trying to avoid other people's spit"
| blogger = Bree
| date = September 18th, 2006
| url = {{lg15|62}}
| forumid = 735
| length = 3:02
| description = What is the deal with kissing? It's really quite weird when you think about it...
| location = [[Bree's bedroom]]
| tags = {{tags|LG15|lonelygirl15|daniel|danielbeast|kiss|first|saliva|scimitar|spit|weird}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Miles Beckett
| directors = Miles Beckett and Mesh Flinders
| vidplay = Mesh Flinders
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
| editor = Miles Beckett
| song = Hooray for Love by [[David Baerwald]]


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| Previous = What's A Date?
| Next = Learning To Drive
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'''My First Kiss''' is the thirty-sixth video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

== Transcript ==
'''Bree:''' So what is the deal with kissing? I don't know about you but I pretty much spend all day trying to avoid other people's spit. Why do people think it feels good? How did an act once thought to be tawdry and lascivious become socially acceptable? Anyway, I thought I'd jump on the old Internet and see what I could find.

(''fast forward musical montage in which Bree works on her computer, then sits on her bed with her stuffed animals hugging and perhaps kissing them'')

'''Bree:''' Turns out sixty-six percent of kissers turn their head to the right in the seconds preceding a kiss. (''Bree closes her eyes, and leans forward, tilting her head to the right and puckering'') The slang term for this is "going in for the kill." (''Bree makes gun shapes with her hands and pretends to shoot at the camera'') So-o-o-o...you're probably wondering why I'm so stuck on kissing today. I really don't want to tell you, but... Saturday night I went to a party with Daniel and he kissed me! (''Bree jumps onto the floor out of camera range, then peeks up several times'') You're still here. Go away. This is embarrassing. Ok, so there, fine, you know, he kissed me. Big deal. I would have liked to know about this turning your head to the right thing before this happened. Then it would have made things a little bit more pleasant.

(''fast forward musical montage in which Bree works on her computer'')

'''Bree:''' So...I went to this website that talks about different kinds of kisses, because I wanted to find out what kind of kiss that Daniel gave me. "French kiss"..."The Lip-osuction"..."The-e-e-e Vacuum Kiss"?! (''Bree grimaces at the camera'')

(''cut to Bree lying in bed with Thor'')

'''Bree:''' Now I'm gonna demonstrate a common but deadly tactic known as the yawn technique. Let's pretend for the moment that Thor here is a poor unsuspecting girl bear and I'm a not so poor and not so unsuspecting boy bear with questionable motives.

(''musical montage in which Bree pretends to yawn, putting her left arm over Thor's shoulders, nuzzles him, then picks him up and kisses him in an exaggeratedly passionate manner'')

'''Bree:''' As you can see, poor Thor was caught completely unaware by my sudden, unwanted advance. There was nothing he could do. Guys, watch out for that. Yes, GUYS! Jonpro and Broken Kid are out to ass fuck people like you!
==Notes==
*This video was nominated for a YouTube award in the category "Best Series."
*This is the first video in which [[Thor]] is named.
*This video recently reached over a [[million views]] on [[YouTube]].
*Daniel uses "The Yawn Technique" on [[Sarah]] in [[Rockin' the Boat]]

Kicked Out

2007-07-31T11:04:53Z

75.8.235.160: Imma go to sleep now...im not done tho...wheewwwww...you got in some deep shit, didnt you, Jonpro...

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| number = 0116
| image = Kicked_Out_Jonas.JPG
| caption = Looks like Daniel needs a little "bro time"
| blogger = Jonas
| date = January 16th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|152}}
| forumid = 5251
| length = 2:17
| description = Daniel made dinner for Bree last night and I was kicked out of the house. Uh, just watch and see for yourself.
| location = [[Jonas's house]]
| tags = {{tags|LG15|lonelygirl15|jonas|jonastko|daniel|danielbeast|love|dinner|small|chicken|thing|pine|nuts|celluloid|rocky|balbo}}


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| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Mesh Flinders and Miles Beckett
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Mesh Flinders
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Glenn Rubenstein
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
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| Previous = Bree And I Hooked Up
| Next = Daniel’s A Liar
| PreviousB = 45 Seconds
| NextB = Sleepover
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'''Kicked Out''' is the one hundred sixteenth video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. [[Jonas]] laments about being single, and we learn that [[Daniel]]'s "special dinner" perhaps did not go as well as he'd hoped.

==Transcript==
(''We see a closeup of Jonas's face. He is sitting in his car.'')

'''Jonas:''' Hey, everyone. So I guess by now...you all know that Bree and Daniel are in love. Ooh, it's awesome, it's great. I guess I should be happy for them... but I'm not. I'm just playin', I mean, I-- It just sucks to get kicked out of your own house, y'know, and... can I tell you that it's cold out here? It's cold, wet, and lonely. (''little laugh and smirk'') Bree and Daniel are probably gonna see this, huh? Uh, well, I hope dinner's going well. Anywho, old, uh, Big D-bone, Big D-love, he made, like, this huge, romantic dinner, but I think he went a ''little'' overboard, because, uh, I'm pretty sure I saw him stuffing a tiny chicken-thing, and I think I saw pine nuts. Yeah, and I didn't even know pine nuts were edible, but apparently they are. Look, I know what you're all thinking. You're thinking... I'm into her. (''little laugh'') It just, um... it just sucks to, y'know, see two people so... happy? because I'm... I'm alone, and I've never really had a girlfriend. I mean, I've... I've hooked up before... and all that, but... You know what? I don't know, y-- I guess it's just my problem. So, I'm gonna go drown my sorrows in a little celluloid, and I will holla at y'all later. (''looks toward house'') I wonder what's going on in there. (''looks back at camera'') Doesn't matter. I got a movie to see. Later.

(''Cut to the exterior of Jonas's house. We see Daniel in one of the windows, washing dishes. Jonas speaks off screen.'')

'''Jonas:''' All right, what's up, everybody? I'm back from the movie, and Rocky was awesome. It rocked. Get it? Heh heh, Rocky, rocked, ro-- heh heh, it's funny. Anyway... (''the camera has zoomed in to show Daniel looking sullen'') Doesn't look like things went exactly as planned, 'cause... Daniel's in there doing dishes, and Bree's up in her room, with the light off. Hmm. I kinda feel bad for him, though. I think she might have slammed him. Yeah, I'm gonna go talk to him, it looks like he needs a little "bro time."

(''Cut to inside the kitchen. Jonas is still filming.'')

'''Jonas:''' Oh, man! You're not gonna tell me what happened?

'''Daniel:''' (''loudly loading the dishwasher'') No way, man. Not on camera. Especially not on camera.

'''Jonas:''' Okay, so, well, does that mean it went good, or it went bad?

'''Daniel:''' What do you think, Einstein?

'''Jonas:''' (''doing a bad German accent'') Oh, I detect a little tone in ze voice! (''he laughs. Daniel laughs a little and smiles'') Uh, all right, I get it, fine, you don't want to talk about it. I understand. No prob. But you know what? Let's go kill a little of that pain with a little foosball action, what do ya say, man?

'''Daniel:''' Dude, that sounds good, let's do it.

'''Jonas:''' All right, bring it up top.

'''Daniel:''' (''high-fiving Jonas above the camera, doing a high-pitched voice'') High five!

'''Jonas:''' I'm gonna kick your ass, though. (''Daniel smiles and starts to leave'')

==Notes==
* The word "ass" is first used in this video, yet another [[four-letter words|swear word]] brought into the [[Breeniverse]].
* Celluloid refers to shit that girls get on their legs when they eat fatty foods. They rarely get their fish taco eaten.
* Jonas shows Bree's room with "her lights off" as upstairs. But in [[The Anti-Cribs]] Jonas states that Bree's room is downstairs.
* When Jonas tells Daniel to "bring it up top" (to high five him) [[Daniel]] responds by saying "high five" in a Borat-esque voice, yet another movie reference in the Breeniverse.
* Jonas saw the movie Rocky Balboa, but for some reason, misspelled the tag as "balbo." It's possible that YouTube cut off the tag, as it was the last one in a long list.

Hiding In The Bathroom

2007-07-31T11:02:54Z

75.8.235.160:

{{Blog
| name = Hiding In The Bathroom…...masturbating
| number = 0114
| image = Bathroom.jpg
| caption = She's not okay.
| blogger = Bree
| date = January 13th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|150}}
| forumid = 5094
| length = 2:03
| description = It's almost impossible to find any privacy around here!
| location = [[Jonas's house]]
| tags = {{tags|LG15|lonelygirl15|daniel|danielbeast|bathroom|shower|blowdry|hide|jonas|jonastko|sad|dad|order|secrets}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Mesh Flinders and Miles Beckett
| camera =
| vidplay = Glenn Rubenstein and Miles Beckett
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Glenn Rubenstein
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| song =
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| Previous = Foosball
| Next = Bree And I Hooked Up
| PreviousB = My Dad Said...
| NextB = Daniel’s A Liar
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'''Hiding In The Bathroom...masturbating''' is the one hundred fourteenth video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. [[Bree]] complains about the boys being insensitive to her needs, and reveals more about what her dad told her.

== Transcript ==
'''Bree:''' If I had any place else to go right now... I wouldn't be here. Really, I don't even know why I'm doing this. I don't have anything to say. It's like I'm supposed to constantly reassure them that I'm dealing with things because my situation makes them uncomfortable. All that Daniel and Jonas want to talk about, and they can't believe that I don't. [sic] I sort of reached a breaking point earlier this week, and I thought that they might give me some space, but... not so much. The bathroom is pretty much the only place I can get some privacy, and that's only if the water is running or I'm drying my hair. Otherwise, they're knocking on the door, asking if I'm okay, every two seconds. I'm not okay. This morning he said to me that we're both trying to hurt each other by saying things we don't mean. Daniel really thinks he can dictate how I feel, even retroactively, which is... odd.

If I had the option of not seeing my father killed right in front of me, I'd have taken it. My dad, he told me a lot about the Order, and not a single thing was positive. My dad told me the Order takes these girls who show potential, at birth, and place them in controlled homes. [sic] Apparently, there are thousands of them, but once they hit puberty only a fraction of a percentile develop the characteristics needed for the ceremony. My mom was higher up in the Order. My dad told me that there are different levels and people on the lower levels know very little. My dad is gone, and I don't want to have anything to do with my mom. The more it sinks in, the more I realize that... I don't have anyone, and... I'm completely alone.

==Notes==
* In her previous video [[My Dad Said...]], Bree mentioned that she wouldn't be speaking to her [[Bree's parents#Mother|mother]] anytime soon. This video clarifies that her mother is still alive and has a high rank in [[the Order]]. The negative things [[Bree's parents#Father|Bree's father]] told her about the Order in his last hours probably included mention of wrongdoings by her mother, who knew more about the Order than her husband, and was probably withholding information from both of them.
* While it's clear that Bree was one of the girls that the Order placed in a "controlled home," that phrase strongly evokes the plot of the fan-created series, [[itscassie]]. However, in Cassie's case, she could not have been taken at birth, as she was a classmate of Bree's and Daniel's.

Purple Monkey Returns

2007-07-31T11:01:37Z

75.8.235.160:

{{Blog
| name = Purple Monkey Returns
| number = 0112
| image = PMonkeyReturns.jpg
| caption = Ah maen look at mae! Ah get thangs up mah ass all tha tahme!
| blogger = Daniel
| date = January 9th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|148}}
| forumid = 4949
| length = 2:46
| description = Been trying to figure out how to cheer Bree up and I got a good idea.
| location = [[Jonas's house]]
| tags = {{tags|LG15|lonelygirl15|daniel|danielbeast|bree|purple|monkey|owen|thor|cheer|up}}

| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Mesh Flinders and Miles Beckett
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Glenn Rubenstein and Miles Beckett
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Glenn Rubenstein
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| song = Earthwish On Saturn by Jade Leary
| cast =
{{VidChar|Daniel}}
{{VidChar|Bree}}
| Previous = 45 Seconds
| Next = Foosball
| PreviousB = Bree's Dad Is Dead
| NextB =
}}
'''Purple Monkey Returns''' is the one hundred twelfth video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. [[Daniel]] employs the help of [[Purple Monkey]] to try to cheer [[Bree]] up, but Bree makes it very clear that she doesn't want to see either of them.

== Transcript ==
(''Daniel is sitting alone in the library'')

'''Daniel:''' How can Bree not want to talk about what happened? It sounds like one of those things she's supposed to say. Her mom once got mad at her because she was crying because it...projected weakness or something. This whole...not wanting to talk thing? Reminds me of back in October with the fake ceremony and... her telling me not to get involved. She's lucky I did. Jonas told me that his "Bree mental health exercise" failed. Miserably. Which frankly doesn't- that doesn't surprise me. Jonas... he's really into talking about feelings. Don't be fooled by the whole "bro" thing. Actually, he's kind of like Patrick Swayze in Point Break... except we don't surf. Or rob banks. We just talk. He gets misty-eyed and we hug it out. (''laughs'') It's only a matter of time before Jonas has us doing trust falls. That's not gonna cheer Bree up. I know what will.

(''Music plays, and we see Bree curled up on the couch with [[Thor]]. Daniel walks up to her with P. Monkey on his hand. He sits down and plays with him in front of her face. Bree turns her back to him. Daniel brings [[Owen]] over, but she flings him away. Daniel comes back in front of the camera and shakes his head. He brings Bree a bowl of chocolate. Bree takes one, but doesn't appear to eat it.'')

'''Daniel:''' (''in a weird P. Monkey voice'') Hey babay, this is P. monkay wuts goin' awn! C'mawn babay, ah'll sang u a sawng! Mah names P. Monkay, c'mon, cheer up! Just cheer up, babay! Hey, c'mawn!

(''Bree is annoyed. Bree pushes P. Monkey and the camera away and leaves the couch.'')

'''Daniel:''' (''In front of the bathroom door'') Hey, Bree? (''Knocks'') Bree, why won't you talk to me?

'''Bree:''' (''In bathroom'') Go away, Daniel.

'''Daniel:''' So... you're not gonna talk to me. You know what, I'll just leave P. Monkey and Owen sitting outside the door. Apparently they're the only people that get you so...

'''Bree:''' Leave me alone.

'''Daniel:''' Bree, the only reason I'm here is for you! I left my job, I left everything, and you won't even talk to me! Just give me a chance!

(''Bree opens door'')

'''Bree:''' Daniel, turn it off. Turn off the camera, Daniel. I need... to be by myself right now. I don't wanna think about it. I just want my own space! Daniel, you just ... (''Bree slams door shut'')

'''Daniel:''' Bree, (''opens door'') look, I came here for you! And all I wanna do is help with your dad.

'''Bree:''' You keep talking and I don't want you to, I don't want anybody to help me!

(''Music plays and we see Bree standing over the bathroom sink. We then see her facing the camera and talking to Daniel. The camera backs away as she closes the bathroom door.'')

'''Daniel:''' Well that... didn't go too well. I don't know what I'm gonna do.

==Notes==
* This is the first official LG15 video where one of the bloggers other than Bree has done the voice of P.Monkey.
* "Point Break" was a 1991 [[Pop culture references#References_to_Movies|movie]] starring Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves. Patrick Swayze, as Daniel suggests, led a gang of surfers who robbed banks. Keanu Reeves plays an FBI agent assigned to track him down. Patrick Swayze's character gives a soulful defense of why he robs banks, and Keanu Reeves's character refuses to arrest him.
* "Trust falls" are a technique used in team-building exercises. A person will close their eyes and face away from a partner. The person, with eyes closed, will fall backwards and trust that the partner will catch them.

45 Seconds

2007-07-31T11:00:47Z

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{{Blog
| name = 45 Seconds
| number = 0111
| image = Forty-five.jpg
| caption = Caution: "Mental health excercises" with random men met on the Internet are no substitute for a consultation with your own doctor.
| blogger = Jonas
| date = January 8th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|147}}
| forumid = 4903
| length = 2:43
| description = Been trying to collect my thoughts about what happened but it's still such a blur.
| location = [[Jonas's house]]
| tags = {{tags|LG15|lonelygirl15|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko|45|seconds|blur|hair|motion|gunshot|dad|order|deacon}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Mesh Flinders and Miles Beckett
| camera =
| vidplay = Glenn Rubenstein and Miles Beckett
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Glenn Rubenstein
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Jonas}}
| Previous = My Dad Said...
| Next = Purple Monkey Returns
| PreviousB = Bree's Gone
| NextB = Kicked Out
}}
'''45 Seconds''' is the one hundred eleventh video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. [[Jonas]] "debriefs" about his experiences related to the shooting.

==Transcript==
(''Jonas is sitting alone in the library.'')

'''Jonas:''' I can't believe what happened. [[Daniel]] and I, we've been talking about it a lot in the past few days. He won't admit it, but I know he's as shaken up by this as I am. It's really hard to make sense... out of what happened in that brief... 45 second span of time, but I got, I got bits and pieces of it. I remember this older dude, and he was kinda balding, he had gray hair on the side. I--I guess, Bree said he was a deacon, and then I remember a blonde woman? There's something I have to get off my chest. My, my first impulse was to protect Bree. I was running after her, but then... I hesitated. Thank God, Daniel didn't, and he grabbed her. Ah, when---It wasn't until I heard the gunshot that I, you know, I snapped out of it and I realized that we had to get out of there, fast. Idk, I nearly went crazy after seeing a WATCHER sticking his dick in her dad’s ass…It's weird, when the black sedan pulled up, I thought that maybe it was some kind of trap that Bree's dad had set or something, but, you know, Bree, she was right--right there in the open, and I don't remember them even trying to grab her. But when I turned around, I saw... I saw Bree's dad on the ground. The next thing I remember, we were just hauling ass trying to get out of that parking structure, but when I looked in the rearview... I saw them loading his body in the trunk... and they really didn't even seem concerned about us. I keep watching the raw footage over and over and over again, like the Zapruder film, but I can't get--I can't get anything out of it more than I already remember. And I asked Beast, you know, what he remembers, but he said he was so focused on making sure Bree was okay that...he doesn't remember much. He said, uh, all he remembers is hair and high-pitched screaming. Those were his words. I'm just... I guess confused, because I don't understand...why they wouldn't grab her if they had the chance. Anyway, it's been really, really difficult for me...to watch Bree going through all this. You know, this brought back a lot of... a lot of memories. But the thing is I have a--I have a lot of books and stuff and a lot of information on... on ways to help, and so I think I'm gonna try to put together a "mental health" exercise for her or something. Alright. Peace.

==Notes==
* The blonde woman that Jonas mentions is presumably Bree's former helper [[Lucy]]. The description Jonas gives of the Deacon seems to fit the man shown in the video [[On The Run]].
* The {{wikipedia|Zapruder_film|Zapruder film}} is a [[Pop culture references#References to Movies|home video]] that was taken of the assassination of U.S. President John F. Kennedy. The film was made on 8mm film, and was very grainy. The footage was used in investigations of the Kennedy Assassination and was featured promintently in the movie JFK.

My Dad Said...

2007-07-31T11:00:10Z

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{{Blog
| name = My Dad Said...
| number = 0110
| image = 110.jpg
| caption = That was a disturbing sight I witnessed with my dad…
| blogger = Bree
| date = January 5th, 2007
| url = {{lg15|146}}
| forumid = 4815
| length = 3:51
| description = Wasn't gonna post this, but I needed to clear my head a little.
| location = [[Jonas's house]]
| tags = {{tags|dad|lg15|daniel|lonelygirl15|danielbeast|dad|said|crisis|parents|hamster|conflicted}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Mesh Flinders and Miles Beckett
| camera =
| vidplay = Mesh Flinders and Glenn Rubenstein
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Glenn Rubenstein
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Bree}}

| Previous = Bree's Dad Is Dead
| Next = 45 Seconds
| PreviousB = Mystery Movies
| NextB = Hiding In The Bathroom
}}
'''My Dad Said...''' is the one hundred tenth video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. [[Bree]] tries to put into words how she is feeling, and reveals a startling piece of information that her "dad" told her.

==Transcript==
(''Bree is in the library. She speaks in a quiet tone, and seems to be on the verge of tears throughout.'')

'''Bree:''' Hey, so... I'm here. Um... I don't really feel like talking to anyone right now. I don't feel like it at all. Both Jonas and Daniel keep asking me if I'm okay... like I'm recovering from a sprained ankle or something. Even if I wanted to talk to somebody about it, I couldn't. They don't understand what I'm dealing with. Besides, no amount of talking is gonna make the hurt any less. I don't really know how to say this, so... I guess I'll just say it the way it's been running through my head the past couple of days. (''long pause'') My dad... my dad wasn't my real dad, and, um, my mom wasn't my real mom. Um, my dad told me this before, before he, um...

My dad told me a lot, actually. My mind hasn't been able to process it all. It's like, you go through life with all of these questions. And, eventually you don't even want to think about it because there are a million different answers. And after awhile, you just get into this nice little state of mind where you just accept the fact that you don't know anything, and you have faith that you're making the right decisions. And then, one day, you find out the truth, and it's so overwhelming, that you're forced to view your life from an entirely different perspective. It's like, you're not even the same person anymore. My father went through this recently, which is why he wanted to get together. So now, his mid-life crisis is my... early teen-life crisis. I don't want to get into this right now, but, I won't be talking to my mother anytime soon. (''sighs'')

I just need... the space and the time to figure things out. And, I don't want to think about it and I don't want to talk about it, and if feeling the way that I'm feeling is my only option, then... I don't want to feel anything. It's kinda hard to take a break from your own reality if your friends are shoving it in your face. Even if they mean the best, you know? Anyway, I hope that Daniel and Jonas give me some space. I know that you guys are gonna see this, and I've already told you face to face, okay? So please just... respect my decision. If I wanna talk about it, then I promise to let you know. I really wish that it were that simple. (''whispers'') But it's not.

==Notes==
* It is possible that Bree's "mom" is also dead, since Bree said: "...and, umm, my mom wasn't my real mom." However, Bree says in the video "I won't be talking to my mom anytime soon", we are not sure if her mother is dead at this moment, or if she perhaps had something to do with Bree's father's death.

Bree's Dad Is Dead

2007-07-31T10:59:40Z

75.8.235.160:

{{Blog
|name = Bree's Dad got ass raped!
|number = 0109
|image = 0109-BreeSleepingAndMourning.jpg
|caption = What a disturbing sight!
|blogger = Daniel
|date = January 3rd, 2007
|url = {{lg15|145}}
|forumid = 4705
|length = 1:42
|description = The past few days have been so horrible. Bree hasn't been talking much. We all went to the beach and she just cried and cried. I've been feeling cooped up so I've just been editing this video till I got all cross-eyed. Dunno. Hope you like it.
| location = [[Beaches|A beach]]
|tags = {{tags|LG15|lonelygirl15|daniel|danielbeast|bree|dad|dead|jonas|jonastko|beach|ocean|memory|memorial|RIP|tranquil}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Miles Beckett and Mesh Flinders
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay =
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Glenn Rubenstein
| editor = Miles Beckett
| song = Bless the Lord, O My Soul (Rachmaninov) by [http://magnatune.com/artists/albums/kyivchamber-praiselord/ Kyiv Chamber Choir]
| cast =
{{VidChar|Bree}}
{{VidChar|Jonas}}
{{VidChar|Daniel}}


| Previous = The Unthinkable Happened
| Next = My Dad Said...
| NextB = Purple Monkey Returns
}}
'''Bree's Dad Is Dead''' is the one hundred ninth video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
There are no spoken words in this episode, only the music and occasional background noises, including at some points what sounds like a police radio or talk show clips.

The video starts with a montage of footage from a car driving along the coast, followed by footage of Bree walking on the beach, sitting and talking with Daniel, Jonas and Daniel watching Bree from a distance, a [[helicopter]] flying by, and ending with a shot of Bree lying down that fades into the words "In Memory of Bree's Dad" displayed on a black screen.

==Notes==
* Many fans question how Bree knows for sure that her dad is dead, since they fled the scene.
* They are driving down the Pacific Coast Highway and end up at Leo Carillo State Beach.
* Two of the messages on the police scanner say "on one side there is.." and "three with the idea that..."
* The video name shows up while viewing past episodes on YouTube, spoiling a major plot twist for first-time viewers.
*It is strange that Bree's Dad isn't given a name - however, in [[The Mistress]], we learn that his name is Drew Avery, a name that [[Nikki Bower]] gave him in [[Naming Bree's Dad]] due to viewer suggestions.

The Unthinkable Happened

2007-07-31T10:58:36Z

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{{Blog
|name = The Unthinkable Happened
|number = 0108
|image = Breesdad.JPG
|caption = Bree's Dad has been caught up in [[cap]] fever
|blogger = Daniel
|date = December 31st, 2006
|url = {{lg15|144}}
|forumid = 4589
|length = 2:53
|description = Daniel here (yeah, yeah on Bree's account... and I put a freeze frame of her so you'd watch... it's important). We caught up to Bree... well... just watch.
| location = [[Minor_locations#The_Coral_Tree_Cafe|The Coral Tree Cafe]], [[Minor_locations#The_Parking_Garage|The parking garage]]
|tags = {{tags|LG15|lonelygirl15|daniel|danielbeast|dad|bree|deacon|lucy|order|jonas|jonastko}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Miles Beckett and Mesh Flinders
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Mesh Flinders
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Glenn Rubenstein
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| song = To Thee We Sing (Rachmaninov) by [http://magnatune.com/artists/albums/kyivchamber-praiselord/ Kyiv Chamber Choir]
| cast =
{{VidChar|Bree's parents#Father{{!}}Bree's dad|Greg Goodfried}}
{{VidChar|Bree}}
{{VidChar|Jonas}}
{{VidChar|Daniel}}


| Previous = Roadtrip
| Next = Bree's Dad Is Dead
}}
'''The Unthinkable Happened''' is the one hundred eighth video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. [[Jonas]] and [[Daniel]] catch up with [[Bree]].

==Transcript==
(''Jonas and Daniel are sitting in a car. The camera is pointed at Jonas, who is in the driver's seat.'')

'''Daniel:''' Woah...

'''Jonas:''' You know what, man, I gotta say that in...you know, your guys's videos, you make this [[four-letter words|shit]] seem... fun?

(''Daniel and Jonas laugh. The camera turns to Daniel's face.'')

'''Daniel:''' Oh yeah.

(''Jonas leans in, towards the camera, and makes a strange noise. The camera turns towards Daniel.'')

'''Daniel:''' What're you doing?

'''Jonas:''' I don't know man, I'm just so frickin' bored. You know, we should've got coffee or donuts, on a stakeout you're supposed to have donuts, right? Isn't that--?

(''Daniel laughs, and the camera turns back to Jonas.'')

'''Jonas:''' At least we'd have something to eat.

'''Daniel:''' We need some donuts, man.

'''Jonas:''' Do you think that we're gonna make it back by New Year's?

'''Daniel:''' You got a--you got a party to go to?

'''Jonas:''' No, I don't have a party, but I, you know, I like the song.

(''Jonas hums "Auld Lang Syne", and Daniel laughs.'')

'''Jonas:''' I bet she knows. Last year, I, uhh, put on a Santa hat--

'''Daniel:''' Yeah?

'''Jonas:''' --and uhh, I think my left sock, and I skated around my buddy's--

(''Daniel laughs.'')

'''Daniel:''' (''Still laughing'') Shut up, dude. Seriously.

'''Jonas:''' The police showed up. I swear man. Look, I am not lying. I would not lie about--

'''Daniel:''' Oh [[four-letter words|shit]]!

(''The camera shows Bree and her father leaving a building. They sit at a table outside. The camera shows the side of Jonas's head.'')

'''Jonas:''' Let's just go get her. She's right there. Let's go get--

'''Daniel:''' Wait! Dude, they're talking. Hang on.

(''The camera turns back to Bree and her father.'')

'''Jonas:''' Why? Who's she--

'''Daniel:''' That's her dad, man. He looks freaked out. Can't just...barge in there.

(''The camera is now looking out the windshield, as Jonas drives after them.'')

'''Daniel:''' Okay, so, Bree and her dad-- They just jumped in the car, they took off. I just want to find out where they're going.

(The camera shows the side of Jonas's head.'')

'''Jonas:''' Do you even know where we are right now?

'''Daniel:''' No. No I--

'''Jonas:''' I have no idea where we are. You sure that that's her dad? I mean--

'''Daniel:''' That's her dad!

'''Jonas:''' (''muttering'') God dammit.

(''The camera shows the car Bree and her father are in again. Cut to the car going around a parking garage. The car drives around. The camera shows Jonas.'')

'''Daniel:''' Where are they going?

(''The camera shows the car driving a little more. Cut to the car parked near the roof.'')

'''Daniel:''' Okay, There's their car.

'''Jonas:''' Cool. Good.

'''Daniel:''' Now we just gotta wait.

'''Jonas:''' Wait?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah.

(''The camera shows Daniel.'')

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, so, we're just sitting around now.

(''The camera sees Bree and her father walking towards their car. A car pulls between them and their car. The camera begins shaking as Daniel and Jonas run towards them. Two people get out of the car, and move towards Bree's father.'')

'''Daniel:''' Bree!

(''To Thee We Sing (Rachmaninov) by [http://magnatune.com/artists/albums/kyivchamber-praiselord/ Kyiv Chamber Choir] plays. Bree runs into Daniel's arms, they turn around, and run back to Jonas's car. The Villains both grab brees dad, and when Jonas looks back, the watcher is ass raping him) Bree screams. The camera turns towards Daniel, who is dragging Bree. All three get into the car.'')

'''Daniel:''' Go, go, go, go!

(''The car drives out of the parking garage, and the screen turns white.'')

==Notes==
* What actually happened in this episode ignited much speculation. See [[What unthinkable happened?]] for an attempt at a logical reconstruction from what we know.
* This is the first video to make use of [[the thumbnail trick]].
* On [[Revver]], the description is only the last sentence of the YouTube description. ("We caught up to Bree... well... just watch.")
* Just as Daniel and Jonas get out of the car, there is a faint thumping sound, which could be heard as a [[helicopter]], possibly belonging to [[the Order]]. The sound then fades to make way for the backing music.
* [[Lucy]] and [[Deacon (individual)|the Deacon]] are thought to have appeared in this episode, but they were not identified in the video, nor were the actors credited.
* The garage scene was shot at the Westfield Fashion Square in Sherman Oaks, California. The Sunkist building can been seen across the street.
* During the first part of the video, Bree and her dad are sitting outside the [[The Last Hours of Bree's Dad's Life - NBR 9|Coral Tree Cafe in Encino]], as discovered by [[Nikki Bower]].
* Bree's dad was killed in this video. Gemma and Isaac Gilman also died on that day.

The Unthinkable Happened

2007-07-31T10:57:27Z

75.8.235.160:

The Unthinkable Happened

2007-07-31T10:55:49Z

75.8.235.160: ahahahhahahaha-xwestsidex

{{Blog
|name = The Unthinkable Happened
|number = 0108
|image = Breesdad.JPG
|caption = Bree's Dad has been caught up in [[cap]] fever
|blogger = Daniel
|date = December 31st, 2006
|url = {{lg15|144}}
|forumid = 4589
|length = 2:53
|description = Daniel here (yeah, yeah on Bree's account... and I put a freeze frame of her so you'd watch... it's important). We caught up to Bree... well... just watch.
| location = [[Minor_locations#The_Coral_Tree_Cafe|The Coral Tree Cafe]], [[Minor_locations#The_Parking_Garage|The parking garage]]
|tags = {{tags|LG15|lonelygirl15|daniel|danielbeast|dad|bree|deacon|lucy|order|jonas|jonastko}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Miles Beckett and Mesh Flinders
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Mesh Flinders
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Glenn Rubenstein
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| song = To Thee We Sing (Rachmaninov) by [http://magnatune.com/artists/albums/kyivchamber-praiselord/ Kyiv Chamber Choir]
| cast =
{{VidChar|Bree's parents#Father{{!}}Bree's dad|Greg Goodfried}}
{{VidChar|Bree}}
{{VidChar|Jonas}}
{{VidChar|Daniel}}


| Previous = Roadtrip
| Next = Bree's Dad Is Dead
}}
'''The Unthinkable Happened''' is the one hundred eighth video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. [[Jonas]] and [[Daniel]] catch up with [[Bree]].

==Transcript==
(''Jonas and Daniel are sitting in a car. The camera is pointed at Jonas, who is in the driver's seat.'')

'''Daniel:''' Woah...

'''Jonas:''' You know what, man, I gotta say that in...you know, your guys's videos, you make this [[four-letter words|shit]] seem... fun?

(''Daniel and Jonas laugh. The camera turns to Daniel's face.'')

'''Daniel:''' Oh yeah.

(''Jonas leans in, towards the camera, and makes a strange noise. The camera turns towards Daniel.'')

'''Daniel:''' What're you doing?

'''Jonas:''' I don't know man, I'm just so frickin' bored. You know, we should've got coffee or donuts, on a stakeout you're supposed to have donuts, right? Isn't that--?

(''Daniel laughs, and the camera turns back to Jonas.'')

'''Jonas:''' At least we'd have something to eat.

'''Daniel:''' We need some donuts, man.

'''Jonas:''' Do you think that we're gonna make it back by New Year's?

'''Daniel:''' You got a--you got a party to go to?

'''Jonas:''' No, I don't have a party, but I, you know, I like the song.

(''Jonas hums "Auld Lang Syne", and Daniel laughs.'')

'''Jonas:''' I bet she knows. Last year, I, uhh, put on a Santa hat--

'''Daniel:''' Yeah?

'''Jonas:''' --and uhh, I think my left sock, and I skated around my buddy's--

(''Daniel laughs.'')

'''Daniel:''' (''Still laughing'') Shut up, dude. Seriously.

'''Jonas:''' The police showed up. I swear man. Look, I am not lying. I would not lie about--

'''Daniel:''' Oh [[four-letter words|shit]]!

(''The camera shows Bree and her father leaving a building. They sit at a table outside. The camera shows the side of Jonas's head.'')

'''Jonas:''' Let's just go get her. She's right there. Let's go get--

'''Daniel:''' Wait! Dude, they're talking. Hang on.

(''The camera turns back to Bree and her father.'')

'''Jonas:''' Why? Who's she--

'''Daniel:''' That's her dad, man. He looks freaked out. Can't just...barge in there.

(''The camera is now looking out the windshield, as Jonas drives after them.'')

'''Daniel:''' Okay, so, Bree and her dad-- They just jumped in the car, they took off. I just want to find out where they're going.

(The camera shows the side of Jonas's head.'')

'''Jonas:''' Do you even know where we are right now?

'''Daniel:''' No. No I--

'''Jonas:''' I have no idea where we are. You sure that that's her dad? I mean--

'''Daniel:''' That's her dad!

'''Jonas:''' (''muttering'') God dammit.

(''The camera shows the car Bree and her father are in again. Cut to the car going around a parking garage. The car drives around. The camera shows Jonas.'')

'''Daniel:''' Where are they going?

(''The camera shows the car driving a little more. Cut to the car parked near the roof.'')

'''Daniel:''' Okay, There's their car.

'''Jonas:''' Cool. Good.

'''Daniel:''' Now we just gotta wait.

'''Jonas:''' Wait?

'''Daniel:''' Yeah.

(''The camera shows Daniel.'')

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, so, we're just sitting around now.

(''The camera sees Bree and her father walking towards their car. A car pulls between them and their car. The camera begins shaking as Daniel and Jonas run towards them. Two people get out of the car, and move towards Bree's father.'')

'''Daniel:''' Bree!

(''To Thee We Sing (Rachmaninov) by [http://magnatune.com/artists/albums/kyivchamber-praiselord/ Kyiv Chamber Choir] plays. Bree runs into Daniel's arms, they turn around, and run back to Jonas's car.they both grab brees dad, and when Jonas looks back, the watcher is ass raping him. Bree screams. The camera turns towards Daniel, who is dragging Bree. All three get into the car.'')

'''Daniel:''' Go, go, go, go!

(''The car drives out of the parking garage, and the screen turns white.'')

==Notes==
* What actually happened in this episode ignited much speculation. See [[What unthinkable happened?]] for an attempt at a logical reconstruction from what we know.
* This is the first video to make use of [[the thumbnail trick]].
* On [[Revver]], the description is only the last sentence of the YouTube description. ("We caught up to Bree... well... just watch.")
* Just as Daniel and Jonas get out of the car, there is a faint thumping sound, which could be heard as a [[helicopter]], possibly belonging to [[the Order]]. The sound then fades to make way for the backing music.
* [[Lucy]] and [[Deacon (individual)|the Deacon]] are thought to have appeared in this episode, but they were not identified in the video, nor were the actors credited.
* The garage scene was shot at the Westfield Fashion Square in Sherman Oaks, California. The Sunkist building can been seen across the street.
* During the first part of the video, Bree and her dad are sitting outside the [[The Last Hours of Bree's Dad's Life - NBR 9|Coral Tree Cafe in Encino]], as discovered by [[Nikki Bower]].
* Bree's dad was killed in this video. Gemma and Isaac Gilman also died on that day.

Daniel Is Right

2007-07-31T10:53:49Z

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{{Blog
| name = Daniel Is Right
| number = 0088
| image = GemmasBag.gif
| caption = Muhfucka I thought I told you to take her away in that armored train!!
| blogger = Gemma
| date = December 1st, 2006
| url = {{lg15|124}}
| forumid = 3549
| length = 1:14
| description = There are very few people looking out for your best interest. Daniel is one of them.
| location = [[Gemma's flat]]
| tags = {{tags|LG15|lonelygirl15|bree|daniel|gemma|gemmers19|trust|jonas|jonastko|home}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Miles Beckett
| camera =
| vidplay = Mesh Flinders
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| editor = Miles Beckett
| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Gemma}}


| Previous = Jonas?
| Next = Homeless
| PreviousB = Scared To Go Home
| NextB = Bad Decisions
}}
'''Daniel Is Right''' is the eighty-eighth video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Gemma:''' (''waves her hand'') Ok, so, I'm back in my flat. Ummm... Don't know what all got in to me. Ummm... I feel a little embarrassed really... I was at the pub after the play and ummm... I thought I saw a [[Watcher]], but I'm--I'm not sure. I just... I don't know, maybe I'm just overreacting. (''fast forward musical montage showing Gemma, walking up in her room, laying down on her bed and looking for something in a bag. Music fades out while Gemma continues to talk.'') So anyway, Bree, ummm... I've been thinking a lot about [[Trust Issues|Jonas's offer]] and I don't think it's a good idea. Has he given you any reason to trust him? I mean, other than that ridiculous sailing story? I just... I don't know, I just think Daniel's right. You should go home. Daniel is your friend. (''Gemma is now standing up, pacing in front of the camera. We can't see her face.'') The truth is, when you're on the run like that and you're staying at motels and you don't have your parents to talk to, you're not in a fit state to make any important decisions. (''Gemma sits on her bed. She sighs.'') I'm sure they're not watching your house any longer. It's been nearly three weeks. Anyways, that's just my opinion, but I don't think Jonas can be trusted. You hardly know him and why not trust your best friend who's been there the whole time? (''Gemma shrugs.'')

==Notes==

Scared To Go Home

2007-07-31T10:52:47Z

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{{Blog
| name = Scared To Go Home
| number = 0085
| image = GemmaScared.gif
| caption = Gemma doesn't want to go to the British concentration camp
| blogger = Gemma
| date = November 28th, 2006
| url = {{lg15|120}}
| forumid = 3429
| length = 1:13
| description = I don't know what to do...
| location = [[Gemma's flat|Near Gemma's flat]]
| tags = {{tags|LG15|lonelygirl15|gemma|gemmers19|scared|black|suit|man|pub|dinner|play|two|graves}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Miles Beckett
| camera = Miles Beckett
| vidplay = Vanessa Roveto
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, Amanda Goodfried, and Vanessa Roveto
| editor = Miles Beckett
| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Gemma|Jackie Jandrell}}


| Previous = Ransacked!
| Next = Trust Issues
| PreviousB = An Awkward Silence
| NextB = Daniel Is Right
}}
'''Scared To Go Home''' is the eighty-fifth video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. [[Gemma]] suspects that she is no longer a mere spectator in this game.

==Transcript==
(''Gemma is standing in front of a brick wall outdoors. She looks rather distressed. Background noise of traffic can be heard.'')

'''Gemma:''' Hi, so I wasn't sure I was going to do this...video blog and um... (''Gemma looks around.'') I'm a little scared to go back to my flat at the minute. Okay, Saturday night, me and my flatmates went to see this play called "[[Two Graves]]" and it's, umm, it's a story about murder and retribution, and for some reason I just had this eerie feeling that I was being followed. At first I just ignored it, and, umm, I assumed I was tense because of the subject matter of the play, but then I went to the pub to grab some dinner, and, umm... during my entire meal, I was convinced that I was being watched. Before they brought over the bill, I had to go to the toilet, and, umm, that's when I saw him. In the corner booth, there was this man, in a black suit with dark [[sunglasses]]. I didn't see his hand, but I could've sworn he was a [[Watcher]]. I was too afraid to go home so the last couple of days I've spent with my friends. I'm not sure what to do. I don't know why they would be following me, not unless... not unless they know that I was trying to help you. [[Bree]], umm, you mentioned you would be in the [[LG15 Chat room | chat room]] so, maybe I'll be able to talk to you then. Anyway, I've gotta go. I'm gonna go to my friend's place and upload this.

==Notes==
* This is the first Gemma video to be in letterbox format.

* Some people thought that when Gemma said "corner booth," she meant a stall in the bathroom, which would be odd, since public places generally have seperate-sex bathrooms. Gemma would have meant the corner restaurant booth, which she presumably glimpsed on her way to or from the toilet.

* This video also implies that [[the Order]] has Watchers working for them all over the world.

* This location is later shown in more detail in the [[Tachyon]] video [[Gemma? (Part III)|Gemma? [Part III]]].

Date With P. Monkey

2007-07-31T10:51:52Z

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{{Blog
| name = Date With P. Monkey
| number = 0082
| image = Ppopcorn.JPG
| caption = P. Monkey wants to see "show girls!"
| blogger = Bree
| date = November 23rd, 2006
| url = {{lg15|117}}
| forumid = 3260
| length = 1:17
| description = Daniel still isn't talking to me so I went on a date to the movies with P. Monkey. I have no idea where my parents are and I'm really worried, but at least the Order hasn't found our new motel.
| location = [[The movie theater]]
| tags = {{tags|LG15|lonelygirl15|daniel|danielbeast|purple|monkey|movies|popcorn|order}}

| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Miles Beckett and Mesh Flinders
| camera = Miles Beckett
| vidplay = Mesh Flinders and Vanessa Roveto
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, Amanda Goodfried, and Vanessa Roveto
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| song = The Tale Of Room by [http://magnatune.com/artists/albums/ehren-depths/ Ehren Starks]
| cast =
{{VidChar|Bree}}


| Previous = An Awkward Silence
| Next = Thanksgiving
| PreviousB = Survival Skills
}}
'''Date With P. Monkey''' is the eighty-second video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Bree is outside on a balcony.'')

'''Bree:''' So, [[Purple Monkey|P. Monkey]] and I went to the movies today. Three times! I only paid for one film, though. Is that wrong? You get P. Monkey in a movie theater, and it's like he's never seen popcorn before. He doesn't usually eat it at home, but, at the theater, all bets are off. (''The camera cuts to P. Monkey, who is wearing Bree's [[sunglasses]] and holding a small popcorn bag.'') And he insists on extra fake butter. (''The camera cuts back to Bree, who looks a little grossed out. The Tale Of Room by Ehren Starks plays as a montage of various exterior shots of the area around the movie theater are shown.'') We saw ''The Guardian'', ''Gridiron Gang'', and... I don't remember -- I don't remember what the last one was called, but it was really long and it was about war. (''Bree is wearing a hat and [[sunglasses]].'') I was afraid I was being followed, so I went in disguise. P. Monkey went in disguise too. (''P. Monkey is shown wearing a white shirt with a black tie, and Bree's [[sunglasses]]. The [[sunglasses]] fall off his head. P. Monkey looks at the ground.'') He never wears fur, and I really can't say that I blame him. (''The camera passes several movie posters.'')

==Notes==
* There is so much videotaping of the movie theater that the whole goal of the video is probably to get fans involved in finding where Bree and Daniel are. [[Nikki Bower]] soon located the theater, though she didn't find anything plot-relevant.
* The theater Bree was at seems to be one that shows independent or limited release films so it is doubtful that big budget movies like Gridiron Gang would have been playing there.
*"Show Girls" is a show that is placed in a secret area of every movie theater. If you go up to the front and ask they say they arent playing it, thats when you say the password. What you have to do is take off your shirt and pants, swing them in the air, and say "Woooo! Im a showgirl!" and they will lead you to the theater.

An Awkward Silence

2007-07-31T10:48:42Z

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{{Blog
| name = An Awkward Silence
| number = 0081
| image = Awkwardsilence.JPG
| caption = Gemma TRIES to initiate dialogue but unfortunately can’t speak the damn language
| blogger = Gemma
| date = November 22nd, 2006
| url = {{lg15|116}}
| forumid = 3228
| length = 1:11
| description = Bree, sorry you and Daniel aren't talking. I'm not talking to my roommate either.
| location = [[Gemma's flat]]
| tags = {{tags|LG15|lonelygirl15|gemmers19|gemma|rooomate|annoying|silent|treatment|weird|awkward|odd}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Mesh Flinders and Miles Beckett
| camera =
| vidplay = Vanessa Roveto
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, Amanda Goodfried, and Vanessa Roveto
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Gemma}}


| Previous = Silent Treatment
| Next = Date With P. Monkey
| PreviousB = A Watcher
| NextB = Scared To Go Home
}}
'''An Awkward Silence''' is the eighty-first video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Gemma:''' Hi Bree. I remember [[OPAPHID]]. It's something I remember when I was in the South African community. It's an acronym, right? When we met people who didn't understand us, we would "Acknowledge their Position and Help Initiate a Dialogue". Anyway, I can completely relate to what you're saying about awkward silences. (''There is a picture of her with no sound.'') [[Gemma's flatmate|My flatmate]] and I are barely speaking to each other. Part of it stems from her inability to load a dishwasher. Who puts the bowls where the plates are supposed to go? It boggles my mind! We had it out the other night; she accused me of being too particular of how I do things. I'm sorry if I don't like my peas touching my chips, but it's just that they'll turn into a soggy mess. Yeah, it's to the point of where we are watching TV together, and I don't want to see Little Britain for the 100th time. So I literally have to pry the controller from her hands. And she'll come over and try and take it from me! It's just no sense of propriety. The good news is that I don't have to listen to her impression of Vicky Pollard anymore. Ugh. See Bree, there are worse things than silence. Unlike my flatmate, [[Daniel]]'s not a lost cause. You've been through so much together. Now you should make up, go outside, and get some fresh air. You've been cooped up in that motel room for far too long.

==Notes==
* The title of this video is a play off of Daniel's last video.
* {{wikipedia|Vicky_Pollard|According to Wikipedia}}, "Vicky Pollard is a [[Pop culture references#References to Television|fictional character]] from the BBC TV and radio show Little Britain played by Matt Lucas. Her catchphrases include "Yeah but no but yeah but no but...," "Oh my god! I soooo can't believe you just said that!", "Shut up! I ain't even dun nuffin or nuffin!" and "Don't go giving me evils!'""
* This explanation for what APHID means does not come from the [[OpAphid]] [[Alternate Reality Game]].

A Watcher

2007-07-31T10:47:40Z

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{{Blog
| name = A Watcher
| number = 0077
| image = GemmaPMonkey.gif
| caption = Uh oh! Xwestsidex is coming!!
| blogger = Gemma
| date = November 17th, 2006
| url = {{lg15|110}}
| forumid = 3049
| length = 1:02
| description = I think you are being followed by a Watcher.
| location = [[Gemma's flat]]
| tags = {{tags|LG15|lonelygirl15|gemmers19|bree|daniel|danielbeast|watcher|symbol|hand|black|suit|orange|supermarket}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Mesh Flinders and Miles Beckett
| camera =
| vidplay = Vanessa Roveto
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, Amanda Goodfried, and Vanessa Roveto
| editor = Miles Beckett
| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Gemma|Jackie Jandrell}}


| Previous = Breakfast In Bed
| Next = Fleeing The Watcher
| PreviousB = Someone's Following You
| NextB = An Awkward Silence
| PreviousC = My Name Is Jonas
| NextC =
}}
'''A Watcher''' is the seventy-seventh video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. [[Gemma]] warns [[Bree]] and [[Daniel]] that she has more evidence that they are being followed.

==Transcript==
'''Gemma:''' Bree, you know how I thought you were being followed? Now I'm worried. I want to show you something from your last video. (''cut to still picture of man in black suit from the previous video'') So, I went to the library. They have this, uh, special section where they have the ancient texts. I had to use a pseudonym when they asked me to sign in. I used "P. Monkey". Bree, you're not gonna like what I uncovered. I think that dark smudge is a symbol. I found a picture in one of the books that looks a lot like it. The picture in the book showed a human body, and a lot of different symbols in different locations. The symbol I drew was located here. (''Gemma points to the back of her hand'') (''cut to still picture again, with the hand highlighted'') [[Image:WatcherSymbol.gif|100px|thumb|left|Watcher symbol]] Apparently, the symbol is used (''cut to sketch of the symbol'') to identify someone who's called a "[[Watcher]]". (''cut back to Gemma'') They operate a bit like an order of knights, and I don't mean like the Knights of the Round Table. It's confusing, but I think [[Watcher|The Watchers]] are a modern version of them or part of [[the Order]]. I'm not sure if any of this helps. Keep me updated, and I'll see if I can dig up some more information. Take care of yourself and extend my apologies to P. Monkey. If the library officials come knocking at his door, I don't know anything about it.

==Notes==
[[Image:NBR2.jpg|thumb|left|Nikki Bower finds a mysterious box under a bridge in Topanga Canyon.]]
*In [[What I Found at Topanga Canyon - NBR 2]], posted almost two weeks before this video, investigative journalist [[Nikki Bower]] found a box near the ceremony site, which had the same symbol etched onto the cover.
*It is hard to believe that Gemma could see a symbol in the microscopic smudge that appeared in the video.
* In Europe, knighthood is a symbolic title of honor, so it follows that the Watchers must have a high rank in the Order and probably are entrusted with important tasks and sensitive information. When Gemma says that they are not like the Knights of the Round Table, she must be trying to warn Bree that the Watchers are not chivalrous. Rather, they are likely quite mysterious and treacherous.

Christmas Surprise

2007-07-31T10:46:15Z

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{{Blog
|name = Christmas Surprise
|number = 0105
|image = Christmassurprise.JPG
|caption = Bree loves her Christmas present!
|blogger = Daniel
|date = December 25th, 2006
|url = {{lg15|141}}
| forumid = 4438
|length = 2:22
|description = Merry muthafuckin christmas!...Merry muthafuckin christmas!....Merry muthafuckin christmas!...and a fucked up..new year!!
| location = [[Jonas's house]]
|tags = {{tags|LG15|lonelygirl15|daniel|danielbeast|jonastko|jonas|christmas|xmas|surprise|gift|egypt|denderah|geographic|national}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Mesh Flinders and Miles Beckett
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Mesh Flinders
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Glenn Rubenstein
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| song =

| cast =
{{VidChar|Bree}}
{{VidChar|Daniel}}
{{VidChar|Jonas}}


| Previous = Mystery Movies
| Next = Bree's Gone
| PreviousB = Breaking And Entering
| NextB = Roadtrip
}}
'''Christmas Surprise''' is the one hundred fifth video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''The video opens with Jonas standing in front of a Christmas tree wearing a Santa hat.'')

'''Jonas:''' Hey! It's six in the morning and I'm setting up a tree and some stuff for Bree. And I- (''pauses'') That rhymes. Tree, Bree. You th--? Ah. Anyway. I'm hoping that it cheers her up. Anyway, if this doesn't work, I've got another trick up my sleeve. Check this out. (''Camera cuts to show Daniel, asleep in a bed'') Yeah, there he is. He arrived about an hour ago, and Bree has no idea. Yeah.... I wanted to wrap him up and put him under the tree, but he thought that was weird. I don't know. I hope I didn't freak him out. Anyway...(''Camera cuts to show Jonas again'') Alright, I'm gonna go get a refill on some eggnog. Man, that stuff is ''delicious'', I'm telling you. Why do you only get to drink it once a year? I don't understand. Anyway, I'm rambling. I'm going to try to push on through till morning. So, uh, that's it. Peace. On Earth. And good will towards man.

(''Camera cuts to show Bree by the Christmas tree'')

'''Jonas:''' So, what, are you, uh, are you surprised?

'''Bree:''' (''demurely'') Yes...

'''Jonas:''' Is-is that good?

'''Bree:''' I don't know; I haven't seen what's in the box! (''laughs'')

'''Jonas:''' (''laughs'') Ohhh, fair enough, fair enough.

'''Bree:''' (''picks up the small, flat box'') Just kidding... (''unwraps the present to reveal several'' National Geographic ''magazines, laughs'') Oh, my gosh... (''giggles'') Egypt!

'''Jonas:''' So what do you think? Do you think that's enough material for a few "Proving Science Wrongs"? So what?

'''Bree:''' I don't know. I've never taken on geography. But...I guess it can be proven wrong, just like everything else. There's always something to prove wrong, I guess.

(''Camera cuts to Bree kneeling on the floor, looking at her magazines. Footsteps are heard off-camera.'')

'''Bree:''' Daniel!! (''throws herself on him'') Oh! What took you so long? (''Camera cuts to Bree pointing at the camera, which is apparently operated by Jonas'') I can't believe you!

'''Jonas:''' What, are you surprised?

'''Bree:''' Yeah!

'''Daniel:''' Happy holidays.

(''Camera cuts to show Jonas asleep with his Santa hat still on'')

'''Daniel:''' Well, I guess he had a long night. We were all having a great time, then he just... (''Camera cuts to show Daniel'') ...passed out. I'm pretty beat too, though. I took some money from my parents before I left...not much, like fifty bucks. And then I, uh, just got a ticket and came up here. Didn't get me all the way here, though. Got me to a nearby town, but (''shakes head'') Jonas lives way the hell up here. I had to walk the last couple of miles.

(''Camera cuts to show Bree sitting by herself and looking depressed'')

'''Daniel:''' I know what you're thinking. She probably misses her parents, probably has a lot of Christmas memories, right? Nah. She didn't even celebrate Christmas. Well, at least not with the gift-opening and giving and stuff. Maybe they drank reindeer blood. I don't know. (''Camera cuts back to Daniel'') Anyway, Merry Christmas, everybody. I'm out.

==Notes==
* This is the second video to feature three bloggers (Bree, Daniel, and Jonas). The first was [[Your Decision]] - but "Christmas Surprise" is the first video in which all three interact. In fact, this is the first time Daniel and Jonas interacted face-to-face.

* It is not clear how Daniel managed to find his way to Jonas's house, as he had never been there. Possibly Jonas gave him directions via e-mail or over the phone, but if so, this was not revealed.

* This video again states the possibly important connection with [[The Order]] and [[Egypt]].

Homeless

2007-07-31T10:44:58Z

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{{Blog
| name = Homeless
| number = 0089
| image = Bree_stonewalls.jpg
| caption = TELL ME BEFORE I KICK YOU IN THE PUSSY, BITCH!
| blogger = Daniel
| date = December 1st, 2006
| url = {{lg15|125}}
| forumid = 3599
| length = 2:15
| description = We had to ditch the car so now we're homeless. I can't begin to describe how much this sucks.
| location = [[General LA area|Los Angeles]]
| tags = {{tags|LG15|lonelygirl15|daniel|danielbeast|car|ditch|homeless|crummy|lame|tachyon|tracking|purple|monkey}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Mesh Flinders and Miles Beckett
| camera = Miles Beckett
| vidplay = Mesh Flinders
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| song = Believe Me by Golden Shoulders
| cast =
{{VidChar|Daniel}}
{{VidChar|Bree}}


| Previous = Daniel Is Right
| Next = Warwalking
| PreviousB = Jonas?
| NextB = The Test
}}
'''Homeless''' is the eighty-ninth video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Daniel and Bree are driving down the highway in Daniel's car. The camera turns to Bree.'')

'''Bree:''' Just leave it here, Daniel.

'''Daniel:''' No.

'''Bree:''' Why not?

'''Daniel:''' Not yet. We can't leave it on the highway.

'''Bree:''' Well, who cares if they find it? If--We're not going to be inside of the car.

'''Daniel:''' Do you understand? We're going to be on foot. If we leave it on the highway, we're going to have to walk out on the highway. They would find us.

'''Bree:''' Well, you don't need to talk to me like I'm a five-year-old. I'm listening to you.

'''Daniel:''' I'm not talking to you like you're a five-year-old--

'''Bree:''' Yeah, you are talking to me like I'm--

'''Daniel:''' No I'm not, I'm just--

'''Bree:''' You're acting like I'm stupid.

'''Daniel:''' I'm--You're not stupid.

'''Bree:''' I know that I'm not stupid.

'''Daniel:''' I'm just saying--I'm just saying that we--we can't be so reckless. It just--just...

(''The camera is pointed at Bree, from behind the car.'')

'''Bree:''' Maybe we should have one last look.

'''Daniel:''' No, we have to go.

'''Bree:''' But if we can find the device, then we can keep the car. We really need the car! How are we gonna get out of here?

'''Daniel:''' We're gonna walk. Come on. (''Daniel takes Bree's bag off her shoulder.'') Are you ready? You have everything?

'''Bree:''' Yeah.

'''Daniel:''' Alright, let's go. (''The camera spins around forwards as Daniel walks. It cuts back to Bree, who's wearing her safari hat.'') Hurry up! (''Daniel passes the camera to Bree.'') I'm carrying both bags. (''Believe Me by {{myspace|gs|Golden Shoulders}} plays as we see Daniel walking ahead with both bags.'')

'''Daniel:''' (''voiceover'') So I got a bunch of messages from some people and... someone named [[Tachyon]]. She said that there was some sort of tracking device on my car. Well, I mean, how could they keep finding us? There had to be something on my car. (''Footage of Bree walking is seen.'') Anyway, we don't have a car now, so we're walking. (''The screen goes black.'')

'''Daniel:''' No, really, tell me!

(''cut to Bree is leaning against a tree, her hands covering her face.'')

'''Bree:''' Daniel, stop!

(''Bree takes her hands off her face.'')

'''Daniel:''' No, I wanna know! What is there out here that makes you want to stay?

(''Bree tries to push the camera away, but fails.'')

'''Bree:''' Daniel...

'''Daniel:''' No, seriously! In case you haven't noticed, we're homeless!

'''Bree:''' What do you want me to do? If we go home--

'''Daniel:''' Why can't we go home?

(''The camera moves closer to Bree.'')

'''Bree:''' Why don't we just--Stop it! (''The camera pulls back.'') Why don't we just stay with Jonas?

'''Daniel:''' What?

'''Bree:''' We'd--Well, he has money, he said that we could stay there--

'''Daniel:''' You don't even know Jonas!

'''Bree:''' He has a house--

(''Believe Me plays louder as Bree becomes quieter. It then cuts to where Bree is seen walking in a park.'')

'''Daniel:''' We're definitely going home. I don't care what Bree wants anymore. It's the right decision. We're gonna go to the police and take our chances.

==Notes==
* This is the first video in which one of the characters mentions interacting with [[Tachyon]]. Previously, on [[Survival Skills]], Bree mentioned [[OpAphid]] in passing. Gemma also mentioned [[OPAPHID]] in a [[An Awkward Silence]], but none of the characters seemed to mention or interact with ex-agent Tachyon until this video.
* A [[YouTube]] user commented: "Oh oh oh! I know how they keep finding you! You record your location and put it on the internet!" Many others posted similar comments.
* Several fans suggested that the bug is not in fact in Daniel's car, but in one of Bree's animals. Some have suggested that when Owen got "hurt" in "[[Ransacked!]]" it was because they had stuck a bug in him - though that begs the question of how they found the motel room in the first place. Another theory is that P. Monkey contains the bug. We know she was at Bree's when the Deacons came, because her parents hid a note in her.

Don't Trust The Authorities

2007-07-31T10:43:27Z

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{{Blog
| name = Don't Trust The Authorities
| number = 0072
| image = GemmaPlunge.gif
| caption = Gemma's holding her breath because Xwestsidex decided to put the british people in gas chambers.
| blogger = Gemma
| date = November 13th, 2006
| url = [http://lonelygirl15.com/?p=105 lonelygirl15.com]
| forumid = 2920
| length = 1:04
| description = You were right not to trust the authorities...
| location = [[Gemma's flat]]
| tags = {{tags|gemmers19|gemma|lonelygirl15|lg15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|police|motel|pool|plunge|owen|thor|purple|monkey}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Miles Beckett
| camera =
| vidplay = Vanessa Roveto
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, Amanda Goodfried, and Vanessa Roveto
| editor = Miles Beckett
| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Gemma}}


| Previous = Motel Pool
| Next = Exploring The Motel
| PreviuosB = Learning Egyptian
| NextB = Someone's Following You
}}
'''Don't Trust The Authorities''' is the seventy-second video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. [[Gemma]] tells [[Bree]] and [[Daniel]] to remain in hiding and they will be fine.

==Transcript==
'''Gemma:''' I'm glad you went with your instincts on this, Bree. You were right not to trust the authorities. They may not be who they seem. The best thing for now would be to stay put and soak in the pool. You know watching, um, [[Thor]], [[Owen]] and [[Purple Monkey|P. Monkey]] kind of reminded me of my favorite Olympic game: The plunge for distance! It was featured in the 1904 Olympics. It requires participants to dive into the pool, remain rigid, and float as far as they could. And they could not draw a single breath. (''Gemma takes a deep breath, puffs out her cheeks, checks her watch, and then pretends to pass out.'') I have this visual in my head of these logs just bobbing about like bumper cars. Regrettably, the sport was discontinued the next time around. It's a real loss. I think Owen and Thor would be quite good at it; I'm not sure about P. Monkey, though. He's kind of a [[four-letter words|wanker]]. Anyway, keep doing what you're doing, and you'll be fine. Oh, don't tell P. Monkey what I said about him, he looks like a fragile little geezer. Take care!

==Notes==
* The plunge for distance actually exists just as Gemma described. [http://www.topendsports.com/events/discontinued/plunge.htm]
* The British/Australian slang term "[[four-letter words|wanker]]" caused a minor uproar among some fans who felt the use of the word was extremely inappropriate.
*The [[LonesomeOctober]] spinoff posted a video called [[Wanker?!?]] in which P. Monkey angrily demands that Gemma apologize. Gemma failed to do so in her next video, so P. Monkey released another video, titled [[It's On, Gemma!]], in which he reports her to a watch group for disabled Americans. He explains that he was born without legs and took offense to Gemma's remarks about him not performing well in swimming competitions.

Someone's Following You

2007-07-31T10:42:45Z

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{{Blog
| name = Someone's Following You
| number = 0074
| image = GemmaChaucer.gif
| caption = Chaucer: Hilarious!
| blogger = Gemma
| date = November 15th, 2006
| url = {{lg15|107}}
| forumid = 2987
| length = 0:29
| description = I saw someone in your video...
| location = [[Gemma's flat]]
| tags = {{tags|LG15|gemmers19|following|lonelygirl15|daniel|danielbeast|motel|pool|bree}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Miles Beckett
| camera =
| vidplay = Vanessa Roveto
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, Amanda Goodfried, and Vanessa Roveto
| editor = Miles Beckett
| song =
| cast =
{{VidChar|Gemma}}


| Previous = Exploring The Motel
| Next = Man In The Suit
| PreviousB = Don't Trust The Authorities
| NextB = A Watcher
}}
'''Someone's Following You''' is the seventy-fourth video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. Gemma mentions a detail she noticed in the last video.

==Transcript==
(''Gemma is lying on her bed in front of her laptop.'')

'''Gemma:''' Bree, I noticed something in your last video. I can't say for sure...but I suspect you and Daniel are being followed. I saw someone in your last video. (''cut briefly to a screen capture from [[Exploring The Motel]]'') He looks very similar to the man standing by the cars in the [[The Ceremony|Ceremony video]]. Maybe it's me, it's probably just a coincidence, but...I thought maybe you'd want to know. I've got a lot of schoolwork to do, so I'm gonna have to go. For some reason my teacher thought it would be funny to write 5,000 words on "The Miller's Tale"...by tomorrow, so... (''waves'')

==Notes==
*There is some yellow highlighter on Gemmas book that seems to possibly spell out "dad, help me. xwestsidex is leading a British Genocide." when the picture is enhanced, as shown.
[[Image:LGdad-1.jpg|"dad"]]
*[[Gemma]] seems to jump to the conclusion that [[Bree]] is being followed simply because this man appears for a moment in the background of the video [[Exploring The Motel]]. Many viewers were skeptical and thought he was merely a passerby. In later videos, Bree and Gemma come to believe that the person following them is a [[Watcher]] from [[the Order]].

Hi Gemma!

2007-07-31T10:40:40Z

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{{Blog
|blogger = Bree
|name = Hi Gemma!
|image = HiGemma.gif
|caption = LG fans, I give you...[[Gemma]]..a british girl who can't pronounce things correctly
|number = 0058
|date = October 25th, 2006
|url = {{lg15|88}}
| forumid = 2428
|length = 1:29
|description = OMG! I couldn't believe it when I saw your video :)
| location = [[Bree's bedroom]]
|song =
|tags = {{tags|LG15|lonelygirl15|daniel|danielbeast|gemma|gemmers19|england|nottinghamshire|dog|hello}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Mesh Flinders
| vidplay = Mesh Flinders
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
| editor = Kevin Schlanser and Miles Beckett


| cast =
{{VidChar|Bree|Jessica Lee Rose}}
|Previous = I Listened To Daniel
|Next = It's Not Your Decision
| NextB = I Talked To My Parents
}}
'''Hi Gemma!''' is the fifty-eighth video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Bree:''' Okay, so there's this girl on here and her name is Gemma...and it just so happens that she used to live in Nottinghamshire with me. Basically this whole video is just a big, (''Bree slowly waves her hand in a circle'') "Hello, how are you, Gemma?" I don't know why you would have thought that I wouldn't remember you. Your dog? Pretty much my best friend. I don't really have any pets. 'Cept for...[[Purple Monkey]] and [[Thor]] and [[Owen]]. (''Bree whispers'') They're not really pets! Actually... I do have some pets. They're not really mine and they're not really...at all...domestic. I have some turtles. Well, they're not really mine, but there are some turtles that I get to see and...occasionally a gopher or two. I remember that...your mom and my mom used to be really good friends. I don't know if they keep in touch anymore, though. Do they? Your life seems so interesting! I want to live on my own and...and go to university and...just be...independent! Hopefully one day, my parents will let me. I don't know if you've been watching my videos--well obviously you have because...yeah. Anyway, it's really nice to hear from you, I don't usuallly...get to...hear from or talk to anybody that I used to know. So...bye!

==Notes==
* Before this video was released viewers were uncertain whether [[Gemma]] was a real character in the series. This is [[Bree]]'s first mention of Gemma, and it officially acknowledged her as an official character.
* Bree's shirt has a picture of kiwi on it. People from New Zealand are often referred to as "Kiwis." [[Jessica Lee Rose]], the actress who plays Bree, calls herself a "kiwi" on her [[MySpace]] page.
* Bree's hoodie is made by NZ-based clothing company, RPM. RPM is friends with Jessica Rose on Myspace.

I Listened To Daniel

2007-07-31T10:39:56Z

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{{Blog
| name = I Listened To Daniel
| number = 0057
| image = Listened.jpg
| caption = Daniel and Bree pack their bags for [[Lying Bastards|Mexico]]...where all the fish tacos are!
| blogger = Bree
| date = October 24th, 2006
| url = {{lg15|87}}
| forumid = 2406
| length = 2:03
| description = I decided to talk to Daniel at his friend's place.
| location = [[Minor locations#Daniel.27s_friend.27s_house|Daniel's friend's house]]
| song =
| tags = {{tags|LG15|lonelygirl15|daniel|danielbeast|ceremony|parents|friend|sad|echinoderm|home|order}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Miles Beckett and Mesh Flinders
| camera = Miles Beckett
| vidplay = Mesh Flinders
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
| editor = Miles Beckett


| cast =
{{VidChar|Bree}}
{{VidChar|Daniel}}
| Previous = I Lied To Daniel
| Next = Hi Gemma!
}}
'''I Listened To Daniel''' is the fifty-seventh video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''the camera is in an extreme close-up of [[Bree]], who is wearing a red wool cap'')

'''Bree:''' [[Daniel]] and I just had a really long talk. Umm... I'm at his friend's house. He came and picked me up. I don't know, I just...I felt like I needed to, to get out for a little while. Daniel just told me everything that happened at the [[The Ceremony (ritual)|Ceremony]] and... (''Bree sighs'') I don't know, it just...it isn't right. I know he said it before but I think that this time, I agree with him. I've asked [[Lucy]] a million questions and...she still hasn't given me any answers! (''as she talks, Daniel can be seen walking around in the background. He appears to be packing.'') These people in Daniel's videos... the ones that set up the fake ceremony... I don't even know their names! That ''scares'' me. I don't even think that my parents know exactly what's going on. I mean, my [[Bree's parents#Father|dad's]] been giving me these shots, and when I ask him what they are he says that they're good for me. I mean...I don't really think ''he'' even knows what they are.

(''Bree is now filming Daniel as he packs'')

'''Bree:''' So Daniel...

'''Daniel:''' Yes?

'''Bree:''' What have you been doing here?

'''Daniel:''' Nothing really.

'''Bree:''' Watch a lot of movies? Any good ones?

'''Daniel:''' Nah, not really.

'''Bree:''' I missed you.

(''Daniel is a little caught off guard. He pauses and smiles.'')

'''Daniel:''' Missed you too.

(''Bree giggles happily. The camera goes back to the extreme close-up of Bree.'')

'''Bree:''' I've just decided that I'm going to tell my parents everything. I'm going to tell them about the fake ceremony and how...Daniel was being photographed. I'll leave out the part where he broke into Lucy's apartment. And then I'm gonna tell them that... (''she takes a deep breath'') I don't wanna go through with it. Um... I hope they're not disappointed 'cause I know that they were really excited when...when I got chosen for the ceremony, but...you know...Daniel's right. It's too dangerous.

==Notes==
* Bree is seen wearing a red [[cap]] in this video, it is just one of many videos in which one of the characters can be seen wearing a cap of some sort.

I Lied To Daniel

2007-07-31T10:39:12Z

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{{Blog
| name = I Lied To Daniel
| number = 0056
| image = Doubts.jpg
| caption = I don't know if I can go through with this...
| blogger = Bree
| date = October 22nd, 2006
| url = {{lg15|86}}
| forumid = 2320
| length = 1:34
| description = I didn't want to, but they told me I had to. Daniel just called and we worked things out, but now I don't know what to do.
| location = [[Bree's bedroom]]
| song =
| tags = {{tags|LG15|lonelygirl15|daniel|danielbeast|lucy|ceremony|weird|lie|lied|helper|elders}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Mesh Flinders
| vidplay = Mesh Flinders
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
| editor = Miles Beckett
| cast =
{{VidChar|Bree|Jessica Lee Rose}}
| Previous = I'm Hiding Out
| Next = I Listened To Daniel
| PreviousB = Where's Daniel?
}}
'''I Lied To Daniel''' is the fifty-sixth video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Bree:''' I just got off the phone with [[Daniel]]. Um...(pause) I feel terrible. I lied to him. I lied to him ab... There was no ceremony the other night. What he filmed was a fake. A setup. The people that were preparing me for the ritual...they found out that he'd been filming us. They told me to lie and pretend that the ceremony was the other night so that Daniel would try and follow us. I don't know why they took pictures of him. Daniel, I swear, I don't know. They're making me continue to prepare and to get these shots and [[Lucy]] comes over and we walk through the rituals everyday. But, she still won't tell me anything. I guess that trust is pretty important in these ceremonies. Maybe this is some sort of test. I don't know. They won't even tell me when the ceremony is. I'm confused. I just...I don't know what to do. When Daniel called, he said that I shouldn't go through with the ceremony because I didn't know enough. I don't know. I'm starting to feel like...maybe he's right. Why would they take pictures of him? That really freaks me out. Anyway, Ill spend a little party time with xwestsidex and figure things out after he calms me down..

==Notes==
* Clearly, this revelation from Bree calls a lot of behind-the-scenes facts into question.
* Note that Bree is not saying that she lied to Daniel during the mentioned phone call, but that she had lied to Daniel for some time leading up to the phone call.
** Bree says that the purpose of lying to Daniel was to make him follow her to the ceremony, so the lying must have been before Daniel followed her.
** Daniel says during the phone conversation that Bree should not go through with the ceremony, so Daniel must have been told the truth by now.

I'm Hiding Out

2007-07-31T10:38:04Z

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{{Blog
| name = I'm Hiding Out
| number = 0055
| image = daniel.jpeg
| caption = Daniel is hiding out so the Order doesn't whiten his teeth!
| blogger = Daniel
| date = October 20th, 2006
| url = {{lg15|85}}
| forumid = 2247
| length = 1:00
| description = I'm pretty sure that the cult is following me, so I decided to crash at xwestsidex's place. He told me he ate ur fish taco?! WTF bree! Cheatin ass hoe!
| song =
| location = [[Minor locations#The_chain-link_fence|The chain-link fence]]
| tags = {{tags|LG15|lonelygirl15|daniel|danielbeast|cult|following|hiding|bree|lucy|parents|scared}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Mesh Flinders and Miles Beckett
| camera = Miles Beckett
| vidplay = Mesh Flinders
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
| editor = Miles Beckett


| cast =
{{VidChar|Daniel}}

| Previous = Where's Daniel?
| Next = I Lied To Daniel
| PreviousB = Following The Helper
| NextB = Breakfast In Bed
}}
'''I'm Hiding Out''' is the fifty-fifth video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
'''Daniel:''' So, I'm [[Minor locations#The_chain-link_fence|outside of my friend's place right now]]. After I found those pictures of me on [[Lucy|Lucy's]] computer, I kinda freaked out. I asked my friend if I could crash here for a little while. The cult's been following me. I know that for sure. I...I don't know for how long, maybe...a long time. There's still a lot of things that don't fit together. I know...[[Bree|Bree's]] in a secretive cult, but...I don't think her parents know everything that's going on. They're nice people. I think if they knew about this stuff, they'd be afraid for their daughter. I don't know why they trust this Lucy person. I followed her from Bree's house. I know they're still meeting. Why are they still meeting if [[The Ceremony (ritual)|the Ceremony]] is over? And those photographs, Bree. Why'd they take pictures of me? I know it was crazy of me to break into [[Lucy's apartment]] but...I didn't know what else to do. I was really worried for you. Now I'm worried for both of us. I'll contact you when I can.

==Notes==

Nut Kills Man

2007-07-31T10:37:19Z

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{{Blog
|blogger = Gemma
|name = Nut Squirts on man named Broken kid
|image = GemmaDog.gif
|caption = Bree's previous best friend, [[Gemma]]'s dog.
|number = GEM1
|date = October 19th, 2006
|url = {{youtube|mWtmkbExsiY}}
|length = 1:51
|description = Yay, my first video blog! I just had to jump into all the fun and of course say hi to Bree.
| location = [[Gemma's flat]]
|tags = {{tags|gemma|london|LG15|lonelygirl15|daniel|danielbeast|nut|man|squirrel|tree|allery|rock|paper|scissors}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Mesh Flinders
| vidplay = Mesh Flinders
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
| editor = Kevin Schlanser and Miles Beckett


| cast =
{{VidChar|Gemma}}
|Previous =
|Next = Living In London
}}
'''Nut Squirts on man named Broken Kid''' is a video response to [[Where's Daniel?]] An old friend of [[Bree]]'s reintroduces herself.

==Transcript==

'''Gemma:''' Hi my name is Gemma, um, I've just discovered YouTube and well, there seems to be a lot of people on here. I'm excited because I recognize someone on here. Um...you guys know her as "[[lonelygirl15]]"? Well, uh, Bree I'm not sure if you remember me or not, but...I'm pretty sure you'll remember [[Gemma's dog|my dog]]. (''Gemma reaches past the camera and picks up a picture of a dog'') This one? I know she looks a little frail, but you used to come over and play with her all the time, you guys were like, inseperable, like, best friends or something. Something else that you might remember is...ugh...I...I taught you this game? In America you guys like to call it (''Gemma makes the signs with her right hand'') "[[Pop culture references#Other_References|Rock, Paper, Scissors]]", but here on this side of the world we tend to...have a different version. It's (''Gemma curls her hands in front of her like paws and makes buck teeth'') squirrel, (''she holds her arms in a circle over her head'') nut, (''she puts one hand to her throat and extends the other one forward'') man. Man has nut allergy so he's like this: (''with hands in the same position, Gemma grimaces'') Man with nut allergy kills squirrel, (''Gemma makes squirrel pose again, and cycles through the poses as she continues'') squrrel eats nut, nut kills man, and it's kind of that continuous cycle. If you remember me, then that's great, otherwise I've just been like a rubbish person here... So Bree, um, I live in London, uh, my parents still live in [[commune|the community]]. Um, I kinda just wanted to kinda branch off from things? I go to university now; it looks like when I graduate I could be getting a "first" or a "two-one", if I keep on track. Bree, I'm really sorry to see that things seem difficult for you right now, and...with regards to you and [[Daniel]]? I've experienced it...it's very difficult to let outsiders...understand everything. I personally couldn't deal with it...so I guess that's why I moved to London. Well, Bree, um...it's nice to see that you're all grown up...take care! See you.

==Notes==
* When this video first came out, it was unknown if Gemma was an official part of the [[Breeniverse]]. Fans quickly found out that the actress that played Gemma was one of [[Jessica Lee Rose|Jessica Rose]]'s top friends on MySpace.
* The dog Gemma talks about was first mentioned in [[Mysteries of My Past... REVEALED!]]
* Squirrel, nut, man is not a real variation of Rock, Paper, Scissors.
* The YouTube tag "allery" is probably a misspelling of "allergy".
* Some fans suspect that this video may contain an encoded warning to Bree. See [[Double talk]].

Where's Daniel?

2007-07-31T10:36:21Z

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{{Blog
| name = Where's Daniel?
| number = 0054
| image = BreeMap.gif
| caption = P. Monkey, where's Daniel?...He over at cassies house, he don't want yo ass anymore!
| blogger = Bree
| date = October 19th, 2006
| url = [http://lonelygirl15.com/?p=84 lonelygirl15.com]
| forumid = 2195
| length = 1:00
| description = I tried calling his cell phone and talking to his parents but I don't know where he is and I'm really worried.
| location = [[Bree's bedroom]]
| tags = {{tags|LG15|lonelygirl15|daniel|danielbeast|worried|parents|missing|sad|purple|monkey|dance|boogie}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Mesh Flinders
| vidplay = Mesh Flinders
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
| editor = Kevin Schlanser and Miles Beckett
| song = Juan Manuel Fangio by Daniele Torelli


| cast =
{{VidChar|Bree}}


| Previous = Daniel, Be Careful...
| Next = I'm Hiding Out
| NextC = Nut Kills Man
| NextB = I Lied To Daniel
}}
'''Where's Daniel?''' is the fifty-fourth episode in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Bree is lying on her bed with covers wrapped around her'')

'''Bree:''' Okay, Daniel, so assuming that you're watching this...I don't know where you are. I tried calling your cell phone several times yesterday and you didn't pick up. I called your house and [[Daniel's parents|your parents]] said that you went away with some friends. I know that you're probably upset with me right now but I'm worried about you. I need to talk to you. I just don't understand how things went this far. Why couldn't you have just listened to me? (''Bree adjusts the camera'') If you had just listened to me and just stopped making your videos when I first told you to then none of this would have happened. I don't even know where you are right now.

(''fast forward musical montage segment in which Bree and [[Purple Monkey]] examine a map of the United States laid out on Bree's bed, the phrase "Where in the world is Daniel?" displayed at the bottom of the screen'')

'''Bree:''' It's just not the same anymore.

==Notes==
*Bree is again wearing [[nail polish]] which is unusual for her.

Daniel, Be Careful...

2007-07-31T10:35:41Z

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{{Blog
| name = Daniel, Be Careful...
| number = 0053
| image = BreeWorried.gif
| caption = Bree can't let white people eat her fish taco!
| blogger = Bree
| date = October 17th, 2006
| url = {{lg15|83}}
| forumid = 2123
| length = 1:23
| description = I finally saw your videos and I really don't think you should have gone to Lucy's apartment.
| location = [[Bree's bedroom]]
| tags = {{tags|LG15|lonelygirl15|daniel|danielbeast|lucy|apartment|careful|dangerous|illegal}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Mesh Flinders
| vidplay = Mesh Flinders
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
| editor = Kevin Schlanser and Miles Beckett


| cast =
{{VidChar|Bree}}


| Previous = Following The Helper
| Next = Where's Daniel?
| PreviousB = I Completed The Ceremony
}}
'''Daniel, Be Careful...''' is the fifty-third video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. Bree catches up on Daniel's latest videos.

==Transcript==
(''Bree is sitting at her desk'')

'''Bree:''' (''sighs'') So, I haven't watched any videos for...a couple of days. After the ceremony, I just...I wanted to kind of let the experience soak in. Today...I watched Daniel's last two videos. The ceremony was...a very sacred and very personal moment, and he shouldn't have filmed it. He doesn't know who he's dealing with. We take these ceremonies very seriously. Daniel, if you're watching this...please stop. I'm afraid that...if you keep this stuff up, something ''bad'' is gonna happen. You need to take this more seriously. These ceremonies are secret for a reason! There are people whose lives are dedicated to ''keeping them'' that way! And if you don't stop, and you keep doing this, I can't... (''silently runs her fingers through her hair, looking frustrated/worried'') What were you doing, breaking into someone's apartment?! (''Bree gives an exasperated sigh'') I mean, you used to be so rational and ''responsible''. I'm the one that always does the stupid things without thinking, remember? Okay, there're pictures of you on Lucy's computer, and I don't know why, but you can't... I'm gonna try to find out what's going on, but just...listen; we need to talk about this. I'm gonna be gone for a couple of hours, but...please, I'll call you.

== Notes ==
* Up until the evening of the 17th, Daniel's last two videos were not part of the YouTube [http://www.youtube.com/profile_video_blog?user=lonelygirl15 lonelygirl15 video blog], although most of Daniel's earlier videos are. Despite the fact that [[The Ceremony]] and [[Following The Helper]] are respectively episodes 50 and 52 in the series, they were added to the YouTube blog ''after'' this video. (Also, the video [[Aleister Crowley (Video)|Aleister Crowley]] was only first added on the 17th, and as of the 18th, the [[Order Of Denderah]] video had not yet been added.) This is consistent with Bree as a character claiming that she didn't see the videos until then.
* Bree is wearing [[nail polish]] in this video, which she usually does not.

Following The Helper

2007-07-31T10:34:34Z

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{{Blog
| name = Following The Helper
| number = 0052
| image = DanielStalk.jpg
| caption = DUDE! my fuckin Jenna Jameson porn got replaced with THIS??!!
| blogger = Daniel
| date = October 15th, 2006
| url = {{lg15|82}}
| forumid = 2034
| length = 3:17
| description = I'm still really worried about Bree, so I decided to follow her Helper and investigate.
| location = [[Lucy's apartment]]
| tags = {{tags|LG15|lonelygirl15|daniel|danielbeast|lucy|helper|weird|stalk}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Mesh Flinders and Miles Beckett
| camera = Miles Beckett and Yousef Abu-Taleb
| vidplay = Mesh Flinders
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
| editor = Miles Beckett


| cast =
{{VidChar|Daniel}}
{{VidChar|Lucy|Cameos#Jessi Williams{{!}}Jessi Williams}}


| Previous = I Completed The Ceremony
| Next = Daniel, Be Careful...
| PreviousB = The Ceremony
| NextB = I'm Hiding Out
}}
'''Following The Helper''' is the fifty-second video in the Lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]]. Daniel investigates Lucy.

==Transcript==
(''Daniel is standing somewhere with trees behind him and a structure overhead, addressing the camera. He is wearing a wool cap.'')

'''Daniel:''' So, I watched [[Bree]]'s latest video and...she talks about the [[The Ceremony (ritual)|ceremony]]. I don't believe her. Someone on the [[forum]]s pointed out that she still has [[bandage|gauze]] on her arm. I mean, why would she still be getting shots if the ceremony is over? It doesn't make sense. Also the way she was saying things; it sounded almost...forced.

(''cut to Daniel filming Lucy from behind some trees as she walks up some stairs to an apartment complex'')

'''Daniel:''' I followed [[Lucy|Bree's helper]] out here. This must be where she lives. (''Lucy goes inside'') (''cut to automatic garage door opening and Lucy's car coming out'') There she is! I think she's leaving. (''cut to Daniel walking up the stairs to the door'') Okay, so...I checked the directory and there's only one apartment with a 'L' for the first name and last. (''Daniel says something unintelligible as he rattles the front door knob'')

(''cut to Daniel walking around the side of the building, climbing over a locked gate and walking along the side of the building'')

'''Daniel:''' Man! Let's see... (''Daniel stops under a balcony'') This is it. This has gotta be it. How am I gonna get up there... (''Daniel spots a cylindrical object, (maybe a trash can?) and walks towards it'') Wonder if...maybe I can move this? (''Daniel struggles with the object and climbs up to the balcony'') Okay... (''Daniel opens the door and walks in, then searches the place while panning the camera around. He passes an "Absinthe Robette" poster in the hall, goes into the bedroom and looks in the closet'') I don't even know what the hell I'm doing here. (''Daniel finds a computer desk, with the computer still on'') Good.. Oh, yes... What the hell? (''the computer apparently has several browser windows open to various locations on Google maps'') Where the hell is this? (''the last map is of the area in which the ceremony took place'') What? (''on the computer desktop, there is a folder marked "10-12-06"'') What the hell? (''Daniel double-clicks the folder and finds it full of pictures, at least some of which are of him spying on the ceremony'') Oh my God... Jesus! I gotta get out of here!

(''cut to Daniel's bedroom. He is still shaken up.'')

'''Daniel:''' I made it home. Obviously... They have pictures of me. I mean... What the hell?! They've been following me. They could be following me right now. How the hell do they have pictures of me? Can't trust Bree. This is so messed up. What the hell do they want from me?

==Notes==
* When Daniel first looks at the screen, the computer displays the date Oct. 12, 2006, even though the video was supposed to take place Oct. 15.

* When Daniel looks at the photos of himself, the file says "Greg Goodfried's desktop" in the corner (see screencap [[:Image:October 12, 2006.PNG]]). [[Greg Goodfried]]'s apartment was presumably the site of the shoot.

* Breaking and entering is illegal. And it is generally not wise to shoot video of oneself breaking the law, especially if you're spying. Most spies want to keep their activities a secret, and posting a video of them on YouTube is not the best way of doing that.

* The "Absinthe Robette" poster is by Belgian artist Privat Livemont. If an original, it is worth in the neighborhood of $20,000.<ref>[http://www.absintheoriginals.com/images/Absinthe-Robette-73KB.jpg "Absinthe Robette" poster at www.absintheoriginals.com]</ref>

*Absinthe Robette is a drink that contains a hallucinogen.<ref>{{wikipedia|Absinthe|Wikipedia article on Absinthe}}</ref><ref>{{wikipedia|Hallucinogen|Wikipedia article on hallucinogens.}}</ref>

* [[Aleister Crowley]] once wrote an essay on absinthe called "Absinthe: The Green Goddess".<ref>[http://www.oxygenee.com/Crowley-Green-Goddess.pdf Aleister Crowley's essay "Absinthe: The Green Goddess" at www.oxygenee.com].</ref>

* We learn that in addition to having an L in her first name, Lucy's last name also begins with an L.

* The [[map locations|Google maps locations]] on Lucy's computer have been identified as:
**[[Zavalla]], Texas (the town where [[Taylor]] lives)
**[http://www.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=La+Crete&sll=35.099818,-80.851139&sspn=66.844558,164.882812&ie=UTF8&z=13&ll=58.193962,-116.419716&spn=0.043518,0.161018&t=h&om=1 La Crete, Alberta, Canada];
**[http://www.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=Wickenburg&sll=35.099818,-80.851139&sspn=66.844558,164.882812&ie=UTF8&z=12&ll=33.967851,-112.747192&spn=0.136957,0.322037&t=h&om=1 Wickenburg, Arizona];
**[http://www.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=N+topanga+blvd&ie=UTF8&sll=35.099818,-80.851139&sspn=118.810383,329.765625&z=14&ll=34.088422,-118.586168&spn=0.034191,0.080509&t=h&om=1 North Topanga Canyon Blvd., Topanga, CA]; and
**[http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&q=adak+island+alaska&ie=UTF8&t=k&om=1&z=13&ll=51.825275,-176.653805&spn=0.048168,0.106258 Adak Island, Alaska].

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