Kicked Out - NBR Investigates

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|name = Kicked Out - NBR Investigates
|number = NBR021
|image = KickedOut-NikkiSad.jpg
|caption = No wonder nobody picked Nikki up... she misspelled "[[LGPedia:General_style_guide#Possessives|Jonas's]]"!!
|date = July 7th, 2007
|url = {{youtube|v8vl6DN9yns}}
|forumid = 12059
|description = Yep you guessed it...
|tags = {{tags|nikkibowerreport|nikki|lonelygirl15|danielbeast|jonastko|carl|Hymn of One|chocolate}}
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| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Amanda Goodfried
| camera = Amanda Goodfried
| vidplay = Amanda Goodfried
| story = Amanda Goodfried and Alli Danziger
| editor = Amanda Goodfried
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'''Kicked Out - NBR Investigates''' is the twenty-first video in the [[Nikki Bower]] video series.

==Transcript==
'''Nikki:''' Hey, guys, it's me -- Nikki B! Well, you probably guessed it. I got kicked out of the [[Hymn of One]]. Everything was going really great for me there! I was at the top of my flute class. And my teacher even gave me praise because I taught everyone how to play "{{wikipedia|Another_One_Bites_the_Dust|Another One Bites The Dust}}" on the flute! But then last week, things went terribly awry. I was interrogated by the Hymn of One. If you thought [[Jonas]]'s [[Interrogation 101|interrogation]] was bad, peh, nothing compared to what I went through. So what ''did'' I do, you ask? One word -- chocolate. Chocolate is contraband in the Hymn of One. Completely forbidden. How'd I get it in there? [[Carl]]... mmhmm. Carl likes chocolate too, shh. I won't get him in trouble. After my interrogation, after singing "{{wikipedia|The_Sound_of_Music|The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Music}}" over and over and over again, they finally sent me hitchin'. Took away my white polo shirt and khakis and left my with my normal, layman's clothes. The Hymn of One is NOT fun.

(''Cuts to scenes of Nikki hitchhiking as she whistles. She holds up signs that say "Hershey, PA or BUST" and "Jonas' Yacht Club"'')

'''Nikki:''' All is not lost. I did learn some ''very'' important things about the Hymn. First of all, every day at 4, we have high tea. But for some reason, there's only ''one'' flavor of tea -- Orange Blossom. Monday's always lasagna night. Fridays is "movies under the stars." We saw {{wikipedia|The_Sixth_Sense|The Sixth Sense}} and Signs. The Hymn really likes {{wikipedia|M._Night_Shyamalan|M. Night Shyamalan}}. Shyama-lama-ding-dong. We sleep with our windows opened every night. That's, you know, to purge ourselves of the bad, but at the same time to take in the good. One kinda cool thing they have there is a {{wikipedia|Grand_Prix_motor_racing|Grand Prix race track}} and laser tag. That's so we can work on our hand-eye coordination. (''Nikki drops her bag.'') Dropped my bag... heh. I wanted to do some investigating. So I went and snooped around, and I found an old storage shed. I looked around and snuck inside. And inside there were boxes of first edition [[Nancy Drew's Guide to Life|Nancy Drew]] books. Pfft! What would Nancy Drew think about that? Quite a conundrum! (xwestsidex says: thats right kids. Always wear your conundrums! Cuz you never know where them skank hos on center street have been..) So while my infiltration of the Hymn of One wasn't a ''complete'' success, I am a firm believer that everything happens for a reason. That's right. And this week, me getting kicked out happens to go hand-in-hand with the kids needing my help! Yeah! [[BDJ]]...[[Sarah|S]][[Taylor|T]][[Spencer|S]]... BDJSTS seemed to need my help. So, I'm not a science expert... I can't really decode codes, I don't know much about the [[water theme|water]], marine biology... I can't swim! Um, but I'm ''definitely'' here for you guys for moral support. So, I guess I won't be any help to you guys as far as documents go, since they're [[All Wet|floating away]], or have sunk (good one [[Sarah]]). But, I may be able to help you get Spencer's attention! (''Rapping'') Hey Spencer, it's me! It's me, Nikki B! Listen to what I say. Help the kids out today. (Say what?) Help the kids out today! (Say what?) Help the kids out today! (Everyone!) Help the kids out today! (Everyone!)

==Notes==
* Nikki's comment about orange blossom tea may well confirm the suspected connection between [[Orange Slurpee|Orange]] and [[the Order]].
* Nikki appears to be walking around a park in Westwood, CA.
* It seems odd that the Order would be against chocolate, especially since [[Bree]] previously made chocolate chip cookies in [[Bree The Cookie Monster]].

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