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Reed

2008-10-08T17:20:16Z

75.63.182.230:

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'''Reed Barnes''' (also known as '''ReedABook''') is a college dropout from Chicago. His first video was featured on LG15.com On Friday August 29, 2008 as part of "Community Appreciation Week", and was later revealed to be a canon character of [[LG15: The Resistance]].

==Background==

==Notes==
[[Image:Reedabook.jpg|thumb|left|We are the Reedite Movement.]]
*Reed's first two videos were posted on [[LG15.com]] under the guise of "Community Appreciation Week". His second video was posted due to "popular demand" - referring to the positive response his first video received.
*Reed is the only character to have broken the fourth wall (i.e. admit the ficticious nature of the series) by citing that the LG15 website is run by [[Amanda Goodfried]]. The only other character to have interacted with a producer of the show was [[Gavin]], though he only theorized that he was part of a show.
*Upon Reed's stating his non-canon status, a small group of loyal fans began the Reedite Movement To Make Reed Canon. Prominent members of [http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=24631713138&ref=mf the Facebook Group] include [[Miles Beckett]], [[Greg Goodfried]], and [[Alexandra Dreyfus]].

==Etymology==
Read is an English surname which comes from multiple sources, including Old English ''read'' meaning "red" (originally a nickname given to a person with red hair or a ruddy complexion) and Old English ''ried'' meaning "clearing" (given to a person who lived in a clearing in the woods). [http://www.behindthename.com/php/view.php?name=reed].

==Theories==
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Reed

2008-10-08T17:19:54Z

75.63.182.230:

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| first = [[The Beginning of the Beginning]]
| last = [[Craptastic]]
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'''Reed Barnes''' (also known as '''ReedABook''') is a college dropout from Chicago. His first video was featured on LG15.com On Friday August 29, 2008 as part of "Community Appreciation Week", and was later revealed to be a canon character of [[LG15: The Resistance]].

==Background==

==Notes==
[[Image:Reedabook.jpg|thumb|left|We are the Reedite Movement.]]
*Reed's first two videos were posted on [[LG15.com]] under the guise of "Community Appreciation Week". His second video was posted due to "popular demand" - referring to the positive response his first video received.
*Reed is the only character to have broken the fourth wall (i.e. admit the ficticious nature of the series) by citing that the LG15 website is run by [[Amanda Goodfried]]. The only other character to have interacted with a producer of the show was [[Gavin]], though he only theorized that he was part of a show.
*Upon Reed's stating his non-canon status, a small group of loyal fans began the Reedite Movement To Make Reed Canon. Prominent members of [http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=24631713138&ref=mf the Facebook Group] include [[Miles Beckett]], [[Greg Goodfried]], and [[Alexandra Dreyfus]].

==Etymology==
Read is an English surname which comes from multiple sources, including Old English ''read'' meaning "red" (originally a nickname given to a person with red hair or a ruddy complexion) and Old English ''ried'' meaning "clearing" (given to a person who lived in a clearing in the woods). [http://www.behindthename.com/php/view.php?name=reed].

==Theories==
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Tick Tick Boom

2008-05-23T13:49:18Z

75.63.189.147: /* Notes */

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==Transcript==
'''Sarah:''' (''Sobbing'') Now we know what [[Salinas]] meant. He set a trap. It happened th-thi-this m-m-morning. I received an e-mail with a video file attached from [[Carl]].

(''Video of Carl with a bomb strapped to him plays. On the bottom, the words "EITHER YOU COME TO ME BY FRIDAY AT NOON OR YOUR FRIEND GOES TICK, TICK BOOM!" The bomb attached to him is counting down from 2:02. Carl twitches through the video, as if he is being prodded by someone. While this plays, Sarah is sobbing in the background''.)

'''Sarah:''' (''Sobbing'') I'm s- I'm s- I'm s- I'm sorry. Actually, I don't... I don't know what to do. No-no one does. It's obvious that Salinas is trying to trick one of us into playing hero. He made it easy enough for me to figure out where Carl is. I recognized the room - it's... (''struggles with words'') It's the storage area from [[Sacred Spirit]]. Trying to save Carl, um... It means that one of us could die. And Salinas ascends. Why Carl? I mean, what did he ever do to anybody?

(''Cut to a calmer Sarah lying down. Her face is wet from crying''.)

'''Sarah:''' It's easy to call Carl "King of the Dorks," make fun of his love letters, but he likes me. You know, tha- that's not true. He loves me. He told me when we were in Mexico. So... Yeah, you know, seeing Daniel again confused me but that doesn't change the fact that I care about Carl. A lot.

(''Cut to Sarah sitting up''.)

'''Sarah:''' He always took me seriously. He always went out of his way to be good to me. There's a whole other side to Carl that no one saw. And he's... He's kind and thoughtful and he cares about other people. And... and he's innocent in all of this. You know, if... if we don't figure out a plan by tomorrow afternoon then... then he'll die. He can't. I care about him too much. I'm just, um... I'm really lost right now.

==Notes==
*The timer on Carl is counting down from 2 minutes and 2 seconds. Sarah says she got the video file in the morning, which could mean that Carl is already dead.
*The title is a refrence to the band Saliva song [[Click Click Boom]]

The Drugs Do Work

2008-04-10T12:57:27Z

75.63.190.248: /* Notes */

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==Transcript==
(''A white plate against an orange background is seen. A red pill is laying in the middle of the plate. Pills appear underneath the pill in the middle, making a smile and eye, and it eventually transforms into a dog's face. The face turns back into a regular smiling face and brown pills circle around the eyes. Yellow pills appear above the eyes to make eyebrows and hair. The face transforms into a frowning face, which cries blue caplets''.)

(''Cut the pills forming circles, which move. The word "blood" is spelled out in pills, followed by the word "Hoo", the word "dead", and finally the word "Evil". The pill forming the bottom of the "i" breaks, spilling black powder onto the plate. Cut to the plate covered in the black powder, with the [[Hymn of One]] symbol formed out of pills on it. The symbol disappears and the word "RIP" forms in the powder, which is then covered with red pills. Cut to the word ""Murder" written in the powder, which is then underlined with red pills''.)

(''Red and green pills form a giant pill, which breaks, spilling white pills from it. The pills from a cross. Cut to a glass standing on the table, which is slowly filled with pink liquid. A straw appears in the glass and the liquid disappears. Cut to a Barbie doll sitting next to the glass, now filled with yellow liquid, with the word "DRUGS" written on it. The Barbie holds up a pill and falls backward as the words "or DEATH" appear on the glass. The glass comes closer to the camera. Cut to the Barbie's head, which has fallen off. Pills appear near her and red pills spill from her neck. Cut to the Barbie doll in front of a mirror, holding a green pill up. The pill turns to red in her hand. Cut to numerous pills, sorted by type, on the table. The music stops as the video cuts to Lauren sitting at the table''.)

'''Lauren:''' So this is it for me. Sentenced to a lifetime of pill-popping. Don't get me wrong, I'm so grateful to [[Charlie]] for sorting me out. I mean... Well, it's not like I've got a choice, is it? God knows what I'd have done without her. (''Looks at the pills on the table and picks up a white one''.) What is it about these pills that can make me better? They just look like chalk. (''Puts the pill down and picks up a red one''.) Or Skittles. How do ''these'' keep me alive?

(''Lauren puts the red pill back. She stands up and picks up the camera. She leans back onto a pillow on the couch''.)

I miss my sister. I don't even know if she's definitely... you know. I hate thinking about her with that psycho [[Terrence]]. Who knows what he did to her?

(''Lauren looks around and sighs, looking like she's about to cry. She gets angry and sits up''.)

Well, he ain't gonna get away with it, I can tell you that! I may look like a midget, but I can look after meself, don't you worry! Him and those [[the Order|Order]] wankers ain't gonna know what's hit 'em. So I've got to be prepared.

(''Lauren leans over and picks a red see-through pill from the table''.)

'Cause as long as I'm taking these, means I'm [[trait positive]], so I guess I'm gonna see them freaks one way or another. But they ain't gonna get their hands on my blood!

(''Lauren shoves the pill in her mouth and swallows it with water from the glass. She leans over to pick up a white pill and swallows it''.)

==Notes==
*This video is the first to utilize the [http://www.ooyala.com/ ooyala] flash video player, rather than the [http://videoegg.com/ VideoEgg] player. [[Bebo]] has encouraged all of their featured series to utilize this player, which also offers greater customization for content providers.
*The title is a reference to British rock band {{wikipedia|The_Verve|The Verve's}} 1997 single, "The Drugs Don't Work", which went to #1 in the UK.
*This video is strangely reminiscent to Kate's old art videos.
*The Doll is reprsent of either Kate or Lauren as themselves.

The Easter Party

2008-03-22T16:10:14Z

75.63.183.74: /* Notes */

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==Transcript==
(''A montage of everyone dancing and drinking is shown. Cut to Lee filming everyone''.)

'''Lee:''' It's the twentieth of March, the date in everyone's diaries. It's the [[JustIncredible.TV]] Easter party! (''Gavin throws a party horn at Lee''.)

(''Cut to another montage of everyone drinking and dancing. Gavin looks irritated every time the camera is on him. Lee approaches Julia as she's dancing''.)

'''Lee:''' Hey, Julia, where's your [[Can You Keep a Secret?|secret boyfriend]]? (''Julia gives Lee the finger''.) Oh, come on, don't be such a meanie, boss. It's a good chance for us all to get to know each other. Uh, (inaudible). (''Julia gives Lee an annoyed look''.) Come on, Julia, make some noise!

'''Julia:''' Wooo. (''Lee pops a party popper behind Julia's head. Julia screams as Lee laughs''.) Lee!

'''Lee:''' Hey, Julia, (''Cut to Lee''.) do you like my costume?

'''Julia:''' Lee, you nearly had my bloody eye out!

'''Lee:''' So it's two hours in. Everyone's having a great time! I can feel it in my bones, this is gonna be the best Easter ever! Come with me, you can be my plus one.

(''Cut to another montage of everyone dancing. Two of the partiers get drunk, one of them throwing up in a bucket. Cut to Gavin sitting on a desk next to Julia, with the other drunken co-worker sleeping on his shoulder''.)

'''Gavin:''' I'm not- I-I'm not just moaning, honestly, it's- All I'm saying is I am staying put 'til he gets here, and I don't understand why we're letting him do this to us. Why don't we all just rise up and take action, or...? It- Th-Th-This is classic big business mind-destruction technique. You know? Keep the minds of the workforce occupied with cheap morale boosters instead of actually paying them fairly - or paying them at all!

(''Julia drinks her champagne, seeming uninterested''.)

'''Gavin:''' A-and are we happy to go along with this? Yeah. (''Looks toward the door''.) Oh, Christ, no.

(''Lee pans to the door, showing Justin dressed as Jesus Christ''.)

'''Justin:''' Peace be unto thee, my team! I have returned to the manger! (''Turns to a party guest sitting nearby''.) Blessed are ye who work for me. And lo, shall my work be done!

'''Julia:''' (''Sighs''.) This is wrong on, like, so many levels.

'''Lee:''' Yeah, well, he wore the proper costume...

'''Justin:''' (''Approaching Lee''.) Let me anoint the, my child. Welcome to my heavenly kingdom!

'''Julia:''' (''Turning to Gavin''.) So, um, mind-distractions, workforce...

'''Gavin:''' Yeah. I think we may have to wait a little longer to initiate any kind of meaningful negotiations with ''him''.

'''Justin:''' Come on, everyone, let's get this party started right! (''Stands on Julia's desk''.) You've seen the website, now bear witness to the real thing! Hit it!

(''Justin dances on Julia's desk. He gets down and dances more. The drunken co-worker approaches another, who pushes him away. He then falls down on the floor behind a back desk. Cut to Gavin looking irritated. Cut to Justin pouring water into a cup''.)

'''Justin:''' Right. (''Hands the cup to a co-worker and fills another''.) I have water, who wants wine?

(''Gavin walks over to Justin''.)

'''Gavin:''' Right. Justin... You can keep ducking as long as you want, you know, why we've not been paid or why you keep putting the launch date back...

'''Justin:''' I don't mind that thou- thou questioneth my ministries, my child, uh... I embrace it! I welcome it. Why, let he who is without sin, cast the first stone.

'''Gavin:''' Right. ''You'' know you're taking the piss, and-and ''we'' know you're taking the piss, but you know what? We can sit this one out as long as you like.

'''Justin:''' Gavin. Gavin. All things come to he who waits.

'''Gavin:''' So that's it then, is it? Okay. Well this is the end of the line. We're not working another moment until we get paid.

(''Julia looks nervously at the camera''.)

'''Justin:''' For everyone who exalts himself is humbled, but he who humbles himself is exalted.

'''Gavin:''' Okay, well, have fun.

'''Justin:''' But what profit shall he have who gains the whole world, yet loses his soul?

'''Gavin:''' (''Nods''.) Well, you know, you heard the man. That's what he thinks of us. So, we-we're solid, yeah? That's it. Down tools. (''Puts his beer on a desk''.) Staging a walk-out. (''Heads to the door''.) Come on! Everybody out! (''Opens the door''.) Come on!

(''Everyone looks nervously at Justin. Julia walks out and is followed by another co-worker''.)

'''Gavin:''' Lee?

(''Lee pans back to Justin''.)

'''Justin:''' Will you turn your back on me, Lee? (''Points at the camera''.) Will you be my Judas?

(''Lee slowly lowers the camera''.)

==Notes==
*This video is the first in either series to make use of a slide cut, rather than the typical jump cut from scene to scene.
*When Justin made the quote of the mention "Judas" he mention of the Biblical character Judas

It's The Doing That Matters

2008-03-18T14:05:04Z

75.63.188.216: /* Notes */

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| caption = Do good, save the planet, yadda-yadda.
| blogger = Jennie
| date = 20080317
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| description = What am I doing here?
| location = [[Beaches|Beach]]
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==Transcript==
'''Jennie:''' I've always considered myself a good person. I mean, I guess everybody thinks that, but... Telling yourself you're a good person doesn't make you one. You can talk all you want, but it's the doing that matters.

(''Sighs''.) Who knows if [[Carl]] is telling the truth about [[Sacred Spirit]]. I mean, he's already fooled me once. And, don't worry, I didn't go off on him when [[Mexican Mating Machine|he showed up]]. I've done enough of that already. But...

It did bring up something that's been on my mind. What am I doing with my life?

(''Cut to Jennie carrying a sign on the beach. She lifts the sign up to show it to the camera. It reads "1 in 6 people around the world live in poverty". Cut to her holding another sign reading "1 billion kids live in poverty". Cut to another sign reading "I used to care about this". Cut to another sign reading "I used to be dedicated to helping others". cut to Jennie walking along the beach''.)

We all want to feel that what we're doing counts, don't we? That we're not just insignificant pieces of cosmic dust. That our lives actually mean something, right?

(''Cut to Jennie holding a sign reading "Half the world lives on less than $2 a day". Cut to another sign reading "Poverty can be cured". Cut to her holding another sign reading "So I still want to make a difference?" Cut to Jennie sitting on the beach''.)

The truth is, now [[Gina]]'s here, it's a big change. I mean, [[Jonas]] hasn't said anything to me about how he feels having her here. I- I think that's strange. It's like he's leaving something unsaid.

When people leave things unsaid, it's unsettling. I-it makes you start questioning things... people... Even yourself. Sometimes I just... don't know why I'm here; what it all adds up to.

I think it's about time I got back to doing good, rather than just talk about it.

==Notes==
* Jennie's cue cards, together with the black and white aesthetic, are reminiscent of the {{wikipedia|Bob_Dylan|Bob Dylan}} 1965 video for {{wikipedia|Subterranean_Homesick_Blues|Subterranean Homesick Blues}}.
*With the pervious video shown TAGG at the rented house it is possible that the house lives near the ocean.

In the Bedroom

2008-03-10T13:51:59Z

75.63.180.197: /* Notes */

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==Transcript==
(''Jonas is standing in the hallway.'')

'''Jonas:''' Okay, this is exactly the 12th time I've tried to wake Jennie up. (''Raises voice''.) I'm beginning to worry that maybe she's permanently fused to the mattress. (''Laughs''.) I'm coming in. (''Opens the door to reveal Jennie zipped up in a sleeping bag''.) Wow, weird. You know, I could've sworn there was somebody in here. (''Pushes down on the sleeping bag''.) Somebody was in here!

'''Jennie:''' (''Giggles''.) Stop it.

'''Jonas:''' Oh wait, I- (''Snaps his fingers''.) I almost think it was-- it was a girl. I don't know. I'm gonna have to put the camera down and figure this one out. (''Sets the camera down facing the sleeping bag''.) Phew. I'm just going to sit down. (''Sits on the cot next to Jennie''.) And I think that she was kinda cute. (''Pushes down repeatedly on Jennie and talks through his teeth''.) God, I wish I could remember her name, but I can't! I don't-

'''Jennie:''' Get off! (''Pushes Jonas to the floor''.)

'''Jonas:''' Ow! Whoa! Was there an earthquake? Well, maybe it was a ghost. (''Sings in a high-pitched voice and pokes Jennie''.)

'''Jennie:''' Oh, my God. (''Slaps Jonas's hand away''.) Seriously.

'''Jonas:''' All right, fine. But get up! (''Shoves Jennie's head and she laughs''.) Get up. Alright, I'm just gonna leave this camera in here, and, uh, see if we can get a clue. (''Jonas winks at the camera''.)

'''Jennie:''' No you're not.

'''Jonas:''' Huh? No, it's fine.

'''Jennie:''' Do not leave that camera in here.

'''Jonas:''' Oh. I won't. (''Zooms the camera on Jennie''.) I'm taking it with me right now...

'''Jennie:''' Seriously, that's not funny.

'''Jonas:''' Get up! Oh, but you know what? I am tired and I need to sit down and just take a break. (''Jonas sits down on Jennie''.)

'''Jennie:''' Ow! Jonas, get off.

'''Jonas:''' Oh, is that heavy? Oh, I didn't realize, I'm sorry. (''Gets up''.) All right. Wake up. I'll be back. (''Leaves''.)

'''Jennie:''' Hey. You know what? (''Uncovers herself''.) Seriously, I'm not wearing any clothes.

'''Jonas:''' Really? No, I don't believe you; let me see.

'''Jennie:''' Oh my god, you're such an ass.

(''Jennie pulls the covers back over her head. The closet door slides open, and Porter's Shadow creeps toward Jennie, but stops when a knock is heard at the door. He hides back inside the closet, and Jonas enters the room.'')

'''Jonas:''' Actually, I did leave the camera. (''Jennie laughs''.) Uh, I'm coming in, okay?

'''Jennie:''' Yeah.

'''Jonas:''' You're wearing clothes?

'''Jennie:''' Yeah.

'''Jonas:''' Darn it. (''Jennie laughs. Jonas walks over to the camera and covers Jennie in the sleeping bag''.)

'''Jennie:''' Oh my god...

'''Jonas:''' (''Picks up the camera''.) Wake up.

'''Jennie:''' Alright. Seriously, I'm definitely getting out of bed now.

(''Jonas looks at himself in the mirror on the closet door and fixes his hair. Cut to Jonas walking into the backyard. He opens slides open the screen door and shuts it behind himself''.)

'''Jonas:''' Not exactly the, uh, friendliest ghost in town.

'''Sarah:''' Well, maybe that's because it doesn't want to be bothered by Mr. Morning Guy, the smiling dork.

'''Jonas:''' (''Laughs sarcastically''.) Oh, yeah; that's really funny.

'''Jennie:''' JONAS!

'''Jonas:''' Jennie!

(''Jonas throws open the screen door and Jennie is seen running through the front door, followed by the Shadow. Jonas puts the camera down and runs out the door.'')

'''Jonas:''' Jennie!

(''A screeching sound is heard as Daniel grabs the camera, followed by a dull thud. Daniel rushes outside to find Jennie on the ground near the Shadow, who is lying on the ground. Jonas hugs Jennie as Daniel runs over''.)

'''Daniel:''' Oh my god! Jonas, is Jennie okay?

'''Jonas:''' It's okay; just relax.

(''Daniel gets a shot of the Shadow closeup, who has blood on his face and is unresponsive. Gina and Sarah run over''.)

'''Gina:''' Is he...?

'''Jonas:''' (''Holding Jennie''.) Yeah. This car, it just, uh- it just didn't stop.

==Notes==
*There is an unnatural inconsistency in the background noise when Jonas says "really? let me see!"
*This video may have been a ploy to get more views on the video by using a sexual reference in the title and the thumbnail, as with [[Girl Tied Up]].
*This episode title is the same as the 2001 movie "In the Bedroom"