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What The Hell?!

2007-10-17T22:09:26Z

75.32.75.18: English people are all gay!! ahahahha-xwestsidex

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| date = October 17th, 2007
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| description = I didn’t think anything could’ve made me as sick as this flu I’ve had… Until I logged on to Bebo and saw what they’ve been up to.
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==Transcript==

''(Gavin is lying in bed with his laptop on his lap. He's coughing a lot.)''

'''Gavin: '''I've got flu. ''(sniffs)'' I've been in bed for days. ''(points at the camera)'' But Charlie, Tariq and Steve...I saw your videos man. What...''(coughs)'' ''(Gavin gets a black marker and some paper. He starts to write something on the paper. He starts to hold the papers at the camera. The 1st one says: "Charlie, Tariq, Steve". The 2nd paper says: "What the HELL?!". The 3rd paper is a drawing of a van. Gavin has written black van beneath it. The 4th paper is a drawing of a laptop. The 5th paper says: "Take them back!!!!". The 6th paper has a note of exclamation drawn on it. The 7th paper says: "Tariq, come home!". The 8th paper says: "I need you!". The 9th paper says: "(..in a gay way. Hi sweetie!)". The 10th paper says: "We owe loads of money!".)'' Tariq...if Kate wanted to be here...if Kate wanted to be here, she would be. Just come home. Go home to Julia. She's ''(coughs)'', she's sane. And she loves you ''(coughs)'' Anyway... ''(Gavin holds papers in front of the camera again. The 1st paper is a drawing of a girl stick figure Charlie. The 2nd paper says: "Charlie, come home", with the same girl stick figure and a house. An arrow is pointing towards the house. The 3rd paper is a drawing of two stick figures, called Gavin and Charlie and a house. The 4th paper has five hearts drawn on it. Gavin puts the papers down, smiles into the camera and gives a kiss with his hand. Then he coughs again and turns the camera off.)''

==Notes==

Sabotage

2007-10-17T22:08:06Z

75.32.75.18: well, who doesnt?!-xwestsidex

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| caption = Give Steve a break!..he just wants fish taco!
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| date = October 16th, 2007
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==Transcript==
(''Charlie and Tariq are in the van at night. Steve walks into headlights and starts down the road.'')

'''Charlie:''' Shit.

'''Tariq:''' Steve! He's gone!

'''Charlie:''' Where the hell are you going?

'''Tariq:''' I knew he would do something like this!

'''Charlie:''' Steve, I'm talking to you!

'''Tariq:''' Steve! (''running after Steve'') Steve!

'''Charlie:''' Why? Why, Steve, why now?

'''Tariq:''' So you finally decided to show your true colors, eh? Eh? Couldn't resist the opportunity, could you, to score some brownie points with your cult leaders?

(''Steve shows Charlie and Tariq some papers with the Watcher's face with a Hymn of One symbol on it.'')

'''Tariq:''' You found this in the van.

'''Charlie:''' What's this?

'''Tariq:''' What, this is a surprise to you is it?

(''Steve screams in frustration and walks away.'')

'''Tariq:''' He can't be serious!

'''Charlie:''' Give him a break, Tariq, please.

'''Tariq:''' You actually believe him?? How long have we been telling him the Hymn of One were off key? (''yelling into woods'') They were the ones that sent him in the first place to stalk on Kate, for God's sake! C'mon! He can't be that stupid, Charlie, can he?

'''Charlie:''' And if he is that dumb, then what?

'''Tariq:''' Then he's a stupid piece of shit!

'''Charlie:''' He's a guy who's just found out that everything he believes in is bullshit. Just give him a break, Tariq, please.

'''Tariq:''' But he's actually acting like he's surprised! And you actually believe him. He just tried to run off in the middle of the night with the papers and the laptop, Charlie. I mean, c'mon, what are we doing out here, we don't even have a plan!

'''Charlie:''' Well, why don't you come up with one?

'''Tariq:''' (''to camera'') Gavin, we're counting on you, mate. Where are you? (''gathers papers'') Shit. (''walks back towards van'')

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Van Sandwich

2007-10-17T22:07:15Z

75.32.75.18: ROFL!!-xwestsidex

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| caption = Charlie gets trapped in the middle of two naked guys in the bedroom.
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| date = October 15th, 2007
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| description = I definitely shouldn’t be posting messages right now but I’m getting tired of the arguments. We are so in over our heads I doubt another video will matter.
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==Transcript==
(''Charlie is talking into camera as Steve and Tariq argue about starting a fire in the background.'')

'''Charlie:''' Hello. Remember those family camping trips that you used to go on when you were a kid? The challenge of the great outdoors. The discovery of the wonders of nature. The constant bickering. Hey, Laurel and Hardy! Will you guys please get along until we figure out how we're going find Kate?

'''Tariq:''' Well, we wouldn't be in this mess if it wasn't for him and his stupid religion!

'''Steve:''' My religion? No, we wouldn't be here if you'd used your brain instead of your fists.

(''Charlie sighs.'')

'''Tariq:''' I'm going for a walk, okay?

'''Steve:''' Well, don't walk too near the van again.

'''Charlie:''' Tariq!

'''Tariq:''' (''walking into the woods'') I'm not going anywhere near the van Steve! The van's there!

'''Steve:''' (''looking into camera'') Charlie, what did we agree about that?

'''Charlie:''' Steve, it was either this or listening to you two constantly bickering like women.

'''Steve:''' Yeah, well it's better bickering than blogging! That'll get you put in the nut house! It'd be better off if you weren't in prison for it! I'm going to the van.

'''Charlie:''' It's been like this for the past three days. Ever since we stole the Watcher's van.

(''Clip from [[No Turning Back]] shows.'')

'''Steve:''' (''to Tariq who is lying under van'') C'mon, there's nothing there.

'''Tariq:''' (''removing something from van'') Looks like a tracking device.

'''Steve:''' Oh, great, so now they know where to find us.

(''Tariq throws tracking device into field.'')

'''Tariq:''' No they don't. Let's get out of here.

'''Steve:''' Yeah, fine.

(''Cut to Charlie standing next to the van, later.'')

'''Charlie:''' So we've ended up here not knowing what to do next. That's why we need you Gav. Please, you're the only one who can help us at the moment. We got the Watcher's laptop, we found it in his van, but everything's locked with passwords. I can't get in, none of us can work it out. At least if we can get in we can work out where Michelle Clore is. I'm not going home without Kate. (''Charlie tries a password and gets an error alert beep.'') Fuck.

==Notes==
*Although the gang acknowledges him, Gavin has not actually been on screen since [[A Quiet Night Out]]

They Belong With Us

2007-10-17T22:05:12Z

75.32.75.18: ahahahahha!-xwestsidex

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| caption = Fish taco makes me feel good!
| blogger = Hymn of One
| date = October 17th, 2007
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==Transcript==
(''A man sits in front of the camera with a brick wall behind him.'')

'''Chris:''' Well, [[Sonia]], [[Jonas]], [[Daniel]], and [[Sarah]]. I'm genuinely not one for spending much time on the internet. I just don't get this modern desire that you kids have to make everything, well, so public. But [[Carl]] showed me [[They Beat Her!!!|the video]] that you posted today and thought it was necessary to respond in kind. To make sure that I'm not, well, misunderstood. You wondered why we let Sonia go. The answer's simple. See, we felt she was best served as a warning to all of you. A warning as to how far we'll go to defend our own principles. Now, that's not to say we're about retribution. No, that's not how the [[Hymn of One]] teaches our lessons. It's also not to say we're not shy about using force...when necessary. The permanent harm done to Sonia would not have benefited the Hymn. Until such time as it does, well, she's safe... As are the rest of you. I wish I could say the same for that [[Ceremony Baby|baby]] you think you rescued. Or [[Emma]]. What you don't seem to understand with all your obsessive theorizing about secret [[the Order|Orders]] and blood-sucking [[Elder|old men]], is that these girls need the kind of life that only we can provide them. They're essential notes in the Hymn, and they belong here with us. The universe knows this and will bring them back to us. We'll have Emma soon. We'll lead her home. Home, to the Hymn of One.

==Notes==
* It is highly possible that Chris either was the one who beat Sonia or authorized it. This may mean that Chris is someone with high ranking in the Hymn of One.
* This is the first appearance of Chris in a video in over 4 months, since [[It's A Cult]] (June 1, 2007).

They Beat Her!!!

2007-10-17T22:01:03Z

75.32.75.18: ahahahhahahahahha...dude this is sick humor, but its funny-xwestsidex

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| caption = Xwestsidex beat me...
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| date = October 16th, 2007
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==Transcript==
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(''[[TAAG]] and Sonia are crowded in the bathroom. Sonia is bruised and scratched up.'')

'''Daniel:''' Say, that's [[Four-letter words|fucked]] up. Turn your head a little. I wanna be sure to get this.

'''Sonia:''' Easy.

'''Sarah:''' Sorry!

(''Sonia groans'')

'''Daniel:''' Sonia was over at Xwestsidex's house, and he wanted to eat her fish taco, But--Well, you said you didn't want him to, right?

'''Sonia:''' No, I didn't.

'''Daniel:''' Good. Good.

(''Camera zooms to the bathroom mirror showing Jonas watching Sarah care for Sonia's wounds.'')

'''Jonas:''' Sonia, I-I hate to doubt you, but...Why did Xwestsidex do this to you?

'''Sonia:''' I dunno why.

'''Daniel:''' Well, how do we know you didn't wear skimpy clothing?

'''Sonia:''' I didnt wear skimpy clothing, all right?!!!.

'''Sarah:''' God, what did he do to you?

'''Jonas:''' I'm gonna get some band-aids.

(''Jonas walks out. Scene changes. TAAG and Sonia are sitting on a couch.'')

'''Sonia:''' [[Xwestsidex]] was there at first. And he was all like "ey lemme get some of that fish taco" and I was like "no, I don't feel comfortable."

'''Sarah:''' What did he say to that?

'''Sonia:''' He was like "BULLSHIT!" and how every girl wants their fish taco eaten by him and that I was being a prude little bitch.

'''Sarah:''' What?

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, well, shit happens!

(''Sonia looks around at everyone. Scene changes. Everyone is outside. Sonia and Jonas are sitting on a white long outdoor chair. Daniel hands her a glass of water.)

'''Sonia:''' Oh! Thanks.

'''Jonas:''' Yeah, how you feeling? You sound better.

'''Sonia:''' Yeah.

'''Sarah:''' You don't really look better. But you sound better.

'''Sonia:''' I'm a little dizzy, but better.

'''Jonas:''' You feel like talking...a little more about it? I mean, 'cause if you don't we can just do it later.

'''Sonia:''' He...He started acting all sweet and gentle with me. Right?

'''Sarah:''' What do you mean?

'''Sonia:''' Like, told me I wasn't acting like myself.

'''Jonas:''' Hm.

'''Sonia:''' He wanted to know why I wasnt letting him eat my fish taco. And I told him that he was an asshole.

'''Sarah:''' And then he hit you?

'''Sonia:''' he was all like "what the fuck you just say bitch?! you better shut the fuck up before I woop your ass" and I started tellin him that he should learn how to treat a lady right and he was like "I TOL' YOU TO SHUT UP!!" and he started *sniff* *sob* hitting me *sob* hella times!

'''Daniel:''' What's he look like? Big guy?

'''Sonia:''' OMG yea, big guy. REALLY big guy. Big in the arms, big in the chest, big in the head, and big in the dick.

'''Daniel:''' WOW. I wonder how he does it?

'''Sonia:''' Yeah.

'''Sarah:''' And he just did that..or what else did he do?

'''Sonia:''' Well, he tried to stick his dick in me, but I wasnt wet, so that made him even more pissed off, so he slapped me with his dick and told me to suck it. But I was like "fuck no" so he flipped me over and stuck it in my ass with my shit as a lubricant. And then after he busted a nut on my face he made me lick my own shit off his dick. And then threw me out on the front lawn and said that he had more important things to worry about.
'''Jonas:''' More important things...? Do-do you know what more important things he had to worry about?

'''Sonia:''' No. You know, I'm getting kind of dizzy. I'll go inside.

'''Sarah:''' Yeah. (''to Jonas'') Don't look so glum.

(''Jonas throws up his hands and gets up. Scene changes to everyone inside the house.'')

'''Jonas:''' So, I think you were going to tell us about these ''things'' Xwestsidex had to do?

'''Sonia:''' Well, Xwestsidex is part of a new project. I don't know what it is. He never was allowed to tell me about it. Except for the fact that "Jonpro was going to get his ass kicked"

'''Sarah:''' What do you mean, "was never ''allowed''" to tell you about it?

'''Sonia:''' I dunno. he just doesnt let anyone know what he does, but he says it will change the world?

'''Sarah:''' "Change the world?" How?

'''Sonia:''' I dunno. I never pressed him. (''Jonas breathes in. Rolls eyes and looks at the camera meaningfully.'') But I think he got tired of the lack of humor in the LGpedia and decided to make it full of bad language, fish taco, and just something entertaining for the adult community. And he always talked about how the Admins are always screwing up everything he does.

'''Jonas:''' Okay...Uh, hey! Thank you. (''Reaches out and grabs Sonia's wrist.'') Um, thanks for talking to us. (''looks at camera'') Daniel. We got work to do. (''Something. Unsure what he says.'') Let's find [[Emma]]. (whispers)..damn that westside dude is a PIMP, man!

'''Daniel:''' Yeah, alright. Hey, Sarah. Just don't stop filming.

(''Hands camera to Sarah. Jonas and Daniel leave.'')

'''Sarah:''' Uh, okay.

'''Sonia:''' They kinda hate me, don't they?

'''Sarah:''' No. They don't hate you. They're just on this one track mind thing, because of Emma's co...de.

'''Sonia:''' Emma's sending a code?

(''Sarah laughs nervously. Scene cuts to Sarah alone talking to the camera.'')

'''Sarah:''' So, Sonia's in the bath. She was gonna find out about the code anyway, you know? I mean, everybody's talking about it on the forum. What do they think she is? Stupid? They probably do. After all, she's female. Anyway, after the guys left, I started talking to her some more. And, um, you know what? I think, uh, I think I found some information that, uh, can get us to Emma another way. It's nothing I can talk about yet, but I'm on a trail. God, I feel like [[Nancy Drew's Guide to Life|Nancy Drew]]. Ridiculous, I know. But, anyway. Hopefully it will all work out. Oh, and about that birdhouse. You know, that was totally unfair because it isn't even finished yet. It's still not. But I have a lot more important things to worry about than some stupid birds. Anyway, keep you updated.

==Notes==

*This video confirms that Xwestsidex has been eating fish taco