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Whodunit?

2008-06-26T19:23:56Z

74.70.148.40:

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==Transcript==
'''Text:''' KateModern contains products which have been included within the show on behalf of [[KateModern product placement#Toyota Aygo Platinum|Toyota]]

(''The camera pans up Lauren's body to her head. She looks at Julia and the camera pans to her. Julia looks at the camera. Anthony turns the camera to himself, chewing his gum loudly''.)

'''Anthony:''' So, don't have to be Quincy to figure it out, do ya? It had to be someone who had access to the AYGO. And the keys were in the room with us lot all that night. So, (''looks at girls and back at camera'') had to be one of us.

(''Cut to Lauren and then pans to Julia''.)

'''Julia:''' It was Steve.

'''Lauren:''' We were looking through some of our old videos to see if we could find anything that might help us. When we went to pick Steve up, before we came here, he was talking to someone. Do you remember? Well, we didn't realize at the time, but the guy that he was talking to was the [[Assassin|same guy]] that... that [[Outta Here|tried to kill]] him and [[Jonas]]. The guy that Steve ended up shooting.

'''Julia:''' Basically, we think he was blackmailed or something. He was forced into it.

(''The door opens and a chipper Steve walks in with a bag''.)

'''Steve:''' Evening, all. (''Shuts the door'') What?

'''Anthony:''' Think we need to have a little chat, lad.

'''Steve:''' What about?

'''Anthony:''' Look, we know. Alright?

'''Steve:''' Know what?

'''Anthony:''' That it was you! That it was you what taxed that painting!

'''Steve:''' You gotta be joking, right?

'''Lauren:''' It's alright, we know that you were forced into it. (''Gets up and approaches Steve'') We saw you with that hitman from [[The Order]] the night before we came here. (''Steve chuckles'') And how did you know to go to the gallery on Sunday when none of us had told you about the the plan? What were you doing there?

(''Steve tries to explain himself but Julia butts in''.)

'''Julia:''' How come you mysteriously disappeared for that time on Sat- on Sunday?

'''Steve:''' Cause I was looking for you, you ungrateful cow!

'''Anthony:''' Well how comes you had that flyer for the [[Michelle Clore]] viewing when those old French lads [[Operation: Rescue Jools|searched]] ya?

'''Steve:''' I don't know! I just had it, didn't I?

'''Lauren:''' (''Rubbing Steve's arm'') It's alright. I can see that you've been down for the last few days. You've had something on your mind.

'''Anthony:''' And you went missing on Sunday night and all.

'''Steve:''' (''Yelling'') Look, I didn't do anything, okay?

(''Steve pauses for a moment and looks as if he is about to cry. He sets the bag down on the bed and takes a seat''.)

'''Steve:''' (''Softly'') I swear I didn't do anything. You're right. I did speak to that guy from The Order and yes, he did ask me to steal the painting. (''Cut to Julia, who looks concerned. She looks at the camera and back at Steve''.) I couldn't do it.

'''Lauren:''' (''Off camera'') It's alright. (''Cut to Lauren and Steve sitting on the bed'') Tell us what happened.

'''Steve:''' The guy from The Order, the cab driver, (''laughs to self'') said that if I... if I didn't do it then he was gonna come after every one of us when we got back to England. (''Lauren, looking scared, turns to look at Julia and Anthony. The camera pans over to Julia then back to Steve''.) Said he was gonna make sure we were paid for what I did. I'm sorry. (''Sighs and holds back tears'') I couldn't do it. And now, Charlie's gonna go to prison, we're all gonna die and the curse of Steve starts again.

'''Anthony:''' Aw, bullshit!

'''Steve:''' I couldn't even nick a penny sweet from a pick 'n' mix. How was I gonna go about stealing a precious piece of art work? I mean, yeah, I did look into it. I tried. I didn't even know where to start. And now we're all in danger. Okay. (''Moves bag and shifts self on bed'')

(''Cut to a close up of Lauren. She turns at the camera and then turns away''.)

'''Steve:''' (''Off camera'') Look, The Order's obviously desperate to get their hands on this painting. (''On camera'') Which means that maybe they didn't ask just me to get the painting. Maybe they asked other people as well.

(''Steve looks at Lauren, then Julia. Lauren turns to look at Julia as well. The camera then pans to Julia, then back to Steve''.)

'''Steve:''' Or maybe it has nothing to do with The Order. Maybe someone stole the painting out of pure greed. How much do we know about (''points to Anthony'') him? Huh?

'''Anthony:''' You what?

'''Steve:''' I mean, you pretty much insinuate yourself as a criminal in [[Much, Much Worse|Lee's video]].

'''Anthony:''' Come off it, lad. I'm a hubcaps and snide kind of guy, me.

'''Steve:''' (''Jumps up'') Yeah, maybe that's ''exactly'' what you wanted us t-to believe. Maybe the smartest guys in the room is actually pretending to be stupid so that he gets off being accused.

'''Anthony:''' Yah, who are you calling stupid there, lad?

'''Steve:''' Then where were you? On Saturday, after your talking to Julia's minder, yeah? ('''I THINK''') Hm? (''Raises voice'') And on Sunday as well when you went off for those beers?

'''Anthony:''' Alright, first of all, I was talking to that fella cause I was tryna get (''pans to Julia'') madame here out of bother, wasn't I? (''Julia makes a face at him and Anthony pans back to Steve''.) Ey? Do you remember I was in the flat with her, Steve?

'''Steve:''' Yeah, alright. What about Sunday?

'''Anthony:''' (''Yelling'') I got lost you bell-end. I was half-cut and I can't read French road signs. What do you expect?

'''Julia:''' Well then, how come you were asking about the artwork when I was in the flat with you?

'''Anthony:''' Aw, give it a rest! Can't I ask one sodding question? (''Pan to Steve'') Are you that fuckin' simple? Can't be that if he can stand to be mates with yas. Ya ever thought that maybe the bizzies have got it right already? (''Pan to Julia and back to Steve'') You know, maybe [[Charlie|golden girl]] did nick it! It was in her car.

'''Lauren:''' No way.

'''Anthony:''' Well she's quit her job. And she seemed pretty sure you wouldn't be having any more bother from The Order. Alright, maybe she was gettin' herself something to bargain with.

'''Steve:''' (''Steps forward and points at Anthony'') You're wrong.

'''Anthony:''' Yeah, maybe so. But we don't seem to be ruling anything else out, do we?

'''Lauren:''' So what are we gonna do now?

'''Julia:''' Turn it off. (''Forces camera down'')

==Notes==

Whodunit?

2008-06-26T19:23:27Z

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'''Text:''' KateModern contains products which have been included within the show on behalf of [[KateModern product placement#Toyota Aygo Platinum|Toyota]]

(''The camera pans up Lauren's body to her head. She looks at Julia and the camera pans to her. Julia looks at the camera. Anthony turns the camera to himself, chewing his gum loudly''.)

'''Anthony:''' So, don't have to be Quincy to figure it out, do ya? It had to be someone who had access to the AYGO. And the keys were in the room with us lot all that night. So, (''looks at girls and back at camera'') had to be one of us.

(''Cut to Lauren and then pans to Julia''.)

'''Julia:''' It was Steve.

'''Lauren:''' We were looking through some of our old videos to see if we could find anything that might help us. When we went to pick Steve up, before we came here, he was talking to someone. Do you remember? Well, we didn't realize at the time, but the guy that he was talking to was the [[Assassin|same guy]] that... that [[Outta Here|tried to kill]] him and [[Jonas]]. The guy that Steve ended up shooting.

'''Julia:''' Basically, we think he was blackmailed or something. He was forced into it.

(''The door opens and a chipper Steve walks in with a bag''.)

'''Steve:''' Evening, all. (''Shuts the door'') What?

'''Anthony:''' Think we need to have a little chat, lad.

'''Steve:''' What about?

'''Anthony:''' Look, we know. Alright?

'''Steve:''' Know what?

'''Anthony:''' That it was you! That it was you what taxed that painting!

'''Steve:''' You gotta be joking, right?

'''Lauren:''' It's alright, we know that you were forced into it. (''Gets up and approaches Steve'') We saw you with that hitman from [[The Order]] the night before we came here. (''Steve chuckles'') And how did you know to go to the gallery on Sunday when none of us had told you about the the plan? What were you doing there?

(''Steve tries to explain himself but Julia butts in''.)

'''Julia:''' How come you mysteriously disappeared for that time on Sat- on Sunday?

'''Steve:''' Cause I was looking for you, you ungrateful cow!

'''Anthony:''' Well how comes you had that flyer for the [[Michelle Clore]] viewing when those old French lads [[Operation: Rescue Jools|searched]] ya?

'''Steve:''' I don't know! I just had it, didn't I?

'''Lauren:''' (''Rubbing Steve's arm'') It's alright. I can see that you've been down for the last few days. You've had something on your mind.

'''Anthony:''' And you went missing on Sunday night and all.

'''Steve:''' (''Yelling'') Look, I didn't do anything, okay?

(''Steve pauses for a moment and looks as if he is about to cry. He sets the bag down on the bed and takes a seat''.)

'''Steve:''' (''Softly'') I swear I didn't do anything. You're right. I did speak to that guy from The Order and yes, he did ask me to steal the painting. (''Cut to Julia, who looks concerned. She looks at the camera and back at Steve''.) I couldn't do it.

'''Lauren:''' (''Off camera'') It's alright. (''Cut to Lauren and Steve sitting on the bed'') Tell us what happened.

'''Steve:''' The guy from The Order, the cab driver, (''laughs to self'') said that if I... if I didn't do it then he was gonna come after every one of us when we got back to England. (''Lauren, looking scared, turns to look at Julia and Anthony. The camera pans over to Julia then back to Steve''.) Said he was gonna make sure we were paid for what I did. I'm sorry. (''Sighs and holds back tears'') I couldn't do it. And now, Charlie's gonna go to prison, we're all gonna die and the curse of Steve starts again.

'''Anthony:''' Aw, bullshit!

'''Steve:''' I couldn't even nick a penny sweet from a pick 'n' mix. How was I gonna go about stealing a precious piece of art work? I mean, yeah, I did look into it. I tried. I didn't even know where to start. And now we're all in danger. Okay. (''Moves bag and shifts self on bed'')

(''Cut to a close up of Lauren. She turns at the camera and then turns away''.)

'''Steve:''' (''Off camera'') Look, The Order's obviously desperate to get their hands on this painting. (''On camera'') Which means that maybe they didn't ask just me to get the painting. Maybe they asked other people as well.

(''Steve looks at Lauren, then Julia. Lauren turns to look at Julia as well. The camera then pans to Julia, then back to Steve''.)

'''Steve:''' Or maybe it has nothing to do with The Order. Maybe someone stole the painting out of pure greed. How much do we know about (''points to Anthony'') him? Huh?

'''Anthony:''' You what?

'''Steve:''' I mean, you pretty much insinuate yourself as a criminal in [[Much, Much Worse|Lee's video]].

'''Anthony:''' Come off it, lad. I'm a hubcaps and snide kind of guy, me.

'''Steve:''' (''Jumps up'') Yeah, maybe that's ''exactly'' what you wanted us t-to believe. Maybe the smartest guys in the room is actually pretending to be stupid so that he gets off being accused.

'''Anthony:''' Yah, who are you calling stupid there, lad?

'''Steve:''' Then where were you? On Saturday, after your talking to Julia's minder, yeah? ('''I THINK''') Hm? (''Raises voice'') And on Sunday as well when you went off for those beers?

'''Anthony:''' Alright, first of all, I was talking to that fella cause I was tryna get (''pans to Julia'') madame here out of bother, wasn't I? (''Julia makes a face at him and Anthony pans back to Steve''.) Ey? Do you remember I was in the flat with her, Steve?

'''Steve:''' Yeah, alright. What about Sunday?

'''Anthony:''' (''Yelling'') I got lost you bell-end. I was half-cut and I can't read French road signs. What do you expect?

'''Julia:''' Well then, how come you were asking about the artwork when I was in the flat with you?

'''Anthony:''' Aw, give it a rest! Can I ask one sodding question? (''Pan to Steve'') Are you that fuckin' simple? Can't be that if he can stand to be mates with yas. Ya ever thought that maybe the bizzies have got it right already? (''Pan to Julia and back to Steve'') You know, maybe [[Charlie|golden girl]] did nick it! It was in her car.

'''Lauren:''' No way.

'''Anthony:''' Well she's quit her job. And she seemed pretty sure you wouldn't be having any more bother from The Order. Alright, maybe she was gettin' herself something to bargain with.

'''Steve:''' (''Steps forward and points at Anthony'') You're wrong.

'''Anthony:''' Yeah, maybe so. But we don't seem to be ruling anything else out, do we?

'''Lauren:''' So what are we gonna do now?

'''Julia:''' Turn it off. (''Forces camera down'')

==Notes==

Pointing Fingers

2008-06-25T17:31:30Z

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''(Camera pans the Eiffel Tower from top to bottom. The camera reaches ground level, revealing Lauren standing and Steve siting on the grass. Julia turns the camera on herself.)''

'''Julia:''' Well it's day four and we're all here except for Charlie.

'''Lauren:''' Yeah, and thanks for finding that [http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MID=367137231&MemberId=6752983795 FTO Bebo page] and all the stuff on there about Michelle Clore's last work.

'''Steve:''' The theories on there include the idea that it contains all the names of the elders, or that by possessing the artwork it gives you automatic right to ascension... ''(looks off-camera)'' ...or that it's a cure for those who are trait-positive.

'''Anthony:''' Oh, aye yeah, great. ''(Camera turns to Anthony, who is lying on the grass.)'' Well nothing's changed, has it, eh? Nothing's different. You could've just done this when you got home! ''(Gets up.)'' Nothing's different from last night! That thing, yeah? That got nicked because it's valuable. When are you's gonna stop funnying around?

'''Julia:''' What d'you think we're doing?

'''Anthony:''' Oh-- give that here. ''(walks toward the camera)''

'''Steve:''' ''(off-camera)'' Hey.

'''Anthony:''' ''(taking the camera from julia)'' Give it here. ''(turns camera on the other three)'' You lot, you're all so sure your mate Charlie didn't do it. Right then, so, one of the rest of us must've done it. ''(Steve gets up)'' And you know what, I've had it up to here with bloody France, so whoever's done it needs to own up.

'''Julia:''' ''getting up)'' Well that stuff that ''(inaudible)'' Lauren's friends put up, maybe that wasn't irrelevant.

'''Lauren:''' Yeah, so?

'''Julia:''' Maybe it matters to Lauren.

'''Lauren:''' What're you saying?

'''Julia:''' Well, is it something you wanna talk about?

'''Lauren:''' Yeah. Get stuffed. Don't you ''dare'' start accusing me. ''(Julia and Lauren start talking over each other.)'' --you don't know ''nothing''!

'''Julia:''' ---trait positive, and what about the videos? You'd do anything to cure yourself.

'''Anthony:''' You've been drinking on Sunday, were you?

'''Lauren:''' I couldn't, could I?

'''Julia:''' Then you went down to the car at night.

'''Lauren:''' I ''couldn't sleep''.

'''Julia:''' And then you were out for sec.

'''Anthony:''' Yeah, I couldn't get those--

'''Lauren:''' ''(looks at Anthony in annoyance)'' Shut up! Shut up, I was there, the only time I was there apart from then-- ''(Lauren starts getting in Julia's face when Steve pulls her back.)''

'''Steve:''' 'Kay, okay, all right, all right, calm down. Okay. ''(turns back to Julia)'' Julia, you're bang out of order.

'''Julia:''' Well, I'm just going through things.

'''Steve:''' Yeah, but it doesn't make any sense, you can't just accuse her when you've got no proof.

'''Julia:''' What about the videos? Are you ''thick'', Steve? Who's the one ''(points at Lauren)'' that wanted to be dropped off so she could see the artwork for Rupert's party?

'''Steve:''' ''(looks away in disbelief, smiling bitterly and shaking his head)'' No--

'''Lauren:''' It cannot be me. I care about Charlie more than any of you lot. Why don't I take the rap for something I did? I'm alive because of that.

'''Steve:''' I can't believe it. You're practically ''accusing'' her. Maybe you should have a look at yourself! Do you care? Do you care about Charlie? We're here, yeah, because of you. This whole trip was started, because of ''YOU!''

'''Anthony:''' No, you're bang out of order ''there'', lad! I've seen what she's been through, and it's no bloody game! That Rupert's a right bastard.

'''Julia:''' I don't give a monkeys about Clore. I don't give a monkeys about-- about anything. ''(upset)'' I've never been to an art gallery before. I just want it to be over. I want to go home. Steve, I'm terrified.

'''Steve:''' ''(more gentle than before)'' I know, I know, but you shouldn't start accusing--

'''Julia:''' ''(voice trembling)'' Piss off. ''(walks off camera)''

'''Steve:''' Okay, turn it-- turn the camera ''off'', Toe. ''(forces the camera down with his hand)''

The Family Phillips

2008-06-12T19:18:05Z

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'''Lee:''' Hi, there, everyone. Um... Just to let you know, I'm okay after [[Where is She?|yesterday]]. I think it looked a little bit worse than it was. Y'know, "'tis a mere flesh wound!" (''Laughs''.) Anyway, I- I don't really know what that was all about or, you know, what [[Michelle Clore's Shadow|that guy]] wanted with [[Lauren]]. Or why he was so angry with her.

'''Anthony:''' Tell everyone this whole nation's gonna get their face smashed in.

'''Lee:''' Right. Anyway, Lauren, if-if you can here this, please come home, you know? Or-or at least let us know that you're safe.

'''Anthony:''' Yeah, you soft slag, haven't you done enough damage?

'''Lee:''' No! No, right; ignore that, ignore that. Just please, Lauren, come home and-- Give me that!

(''Anthony grabs the camera from Lee and turns it on himself''.)

'''Anthony:''' Right. Now you listen here, you flipping pansy. Eh, Mister Billy-Big-Bollocks-Suit-Wearing-Sack-of-Shite? If I ever get near you - if I ever get hold of you - I'm gonna rip your bollocks off and shove 'em up your arse, lad, do you hear me? Listen, I'm not messing with you, you Southern fairy. No one messes with a Phillips and gets away with it!

'''Lee:''' Just--

'''Anthony:''' Do you hear me, lad, eh?

'''Lee:''' --give it to me! (''Takes the camera from Anthony''.)

'''Anthony:''' Eh? Do you hear me?

'''Lee:''' Right. Sorry about that, everyone. Okay, I think I should probably explain. Um, this is me brother A-Anthony, um, but we just call him "Toe". Um, I-I rang him last night 'cause I was a bit stressed out about everything. To be honest, this whole thing's got me feeling a little bit scared.

'''Anthony:''' Hey! There's no need to worry now, you soft git. Nothing's gonna happen whilst big Toe's here.

'''Lee:''' Well, you know, n-no- not exactly that scared...

'''Anthony:''' Yeah, oh why, yeah? You just thought you'd drag your big bro all the way down here to make some more home videos, did you?

(''Lee looks away angrily as Charlie can be heard entering the flat''.)

'''Jeremy:''' Where is, uh...

'''Steve:''' I've already told you, Jeremy: this is not up for debate.

'''Jeremy:''' Okay.

'''Charlie:''' (''Looking nervously at Anthony''.) Hi.

'''Lee:''' This is me brother, Toe.

'''Steve:''' Hi.

'''Jeremy:''' Okay, look. All I'm saying is why don't we have the meditation session this afternoon and then get back to looking for Lauren later?

(''Charlie groans and walks out of the room. Steve glares at Jeremy and follows her''.)

'''Jeremy:''' Steve! (''Follows after Steve''.)

'''Anthony:''' You've got some proper weird mates there, Lee. No wonder you've gone soft, you blurt.

==Notes==
*Lee's comment about his injury being "only a flesh wound" is an homage to the famous cult classic {{wikipedia|Monty_Python_and_the_Holy_Grail|Monty Python and the Holy Grail}}.

Sticks & Stones

2008-06-03T21:34:17Z

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Skittle Yourself

2008-05-27T16:38:35Z

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'''Text onscreen:''' KateModern contains products which have been included within the show on behalf of [[KateModern product placement#Skittles|Skittles]].

'''Charlie:''' OK, so it's Monday. Last week was a little hard. Uh, Gav's being looked after now. He's getting the proper care he needs. I don't know if you've got proper computers in there Gav, but if you can see this, we're all thinking of you.
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Piece of Work

2008-05-14T19:19:31Z

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'''Julia:''' So I just saw [[The Wedding Video|the cartoon]] that [[Charlie]] posted - well, actually, I saw it a while ago - and there was a lot of work gone into that. That is a real piece of work. But, Charlie, it's not exactly Finding Nemo, is it?

This is my life, Charlie; this is what it is, and that was beyond nasty. I know you've been through a lot this year, but that was really spiteful. I know you don't want to marry [[Rupert Van Helden|him]] - I know you don't want ''me'' to marry him, but you could have just phoned me up and told me. What's with the videos? That isn't you. And that isn't what friends do.

What I'd really like... and I'd be really upset if-if you weren't there, so I'd really like you to be there. I'm sorry if I've screwed up, but I want you there no matter what. (''Slowly lowers the camera''.)

==Notes==
*{{wikipedia|Finding_nemo|Finding Nemo}} is a popular computer-animated film from 2003.

Piece of Work

2008-05-14T19:18:32Z

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'''Julia:''' So I just saw [[The Wedding Video|the cartoon]] that [[Charlie]] posted - well, actually, I saw it a while ago - and there was a lot of work gone into that. That is a real piece of work. But, Charlie, it's not exactly Finding Nemo, is it?

This is my life, Charlie; this is what it is, and that was beyond nasty. I know you've been through a lot this year, but that was really spiteful. I know you don't want to marry [[Rupert Van Helden|him]] - I know you don't want ''me'' to marry him, but you could have just phoned me up and told me. What's with the videos? That isn't you. And that isn't what friends do.

What I'd really like... and I'd be really upset if-if you weren't there, so I'd really like you to be there. I'm sorry if I've screwed up, but I want you there no matter what. (''Slowly lowers the camera''.)

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*{{wikipedia|Finding Nemo|Finding Nemo}} is a popular computer-animated film from 2003.

Piece of Work

2008-05-14T19:18:11Z

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'''Julia:''' So I just saw [[The Wedding Video|the cartoon]] that [[Charlie]] posted - well, actually, I saw it a while ago - and there was a lot of work gone into that. That is a real piece of work. But, Charlie, it's not exactly Finding Nemo, is it?

This is my life, Charlie; this is what it is, and that was beyond nasty. I know you've been through a lot this year, but that was really spiteful. I know you don't want to marry [[Rupert Van Helden|him]] - I know you don't want ''me'' to marry him, but you could have just phoned me up and told me. What's with the videos? That isn't you. And that isn't what friends do.

What I'd really like... and I'd be really upset if-if you weren't there, so I'd really like you to be there. I'm sorry if I've screwed up, but I want you there no matter what. (''Slowly lowers the camera''.)

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Piece of Work

2008-05-14T19:16:42Z

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'''Julia:''' So I just saw [[The Wedding Video|the cartoon]] that [[Charlie]] posted - well, actually, I saw it a while ago - and there was a lot of work gone into that. That is a real piece of work. But, Charlie, it's not exactly Finding Nemo, is it?

This is my life, Charlie; this is what it is, and that was beyond nasty. I know you've been through a lot this year, but that was really spiteful. I know you don't want to marry [[Rupert Van Helden|him]] - I know you don't want ''me'' to marry him, but you could have just phoned me up and told me. What's with the videos? That isn't you. And that isn't what friends do.

What I'd really like... and I'd be really upset if-if you weren't there, so I'd really like you to be there. I'm sorry if I've screwed up, but I want you there no matter what. (''Slowly lowers the camera''.)

==Notes==
[[Wikipedia|Finding Nemo|Finding Nemo]] is a popular computer-animated film from 2003.

The Day of the Eternal Song

2008-04-07T18:38:09Z

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The Easter Party

2008-03-22T04:56:55Z

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(''A montage of everyone dancing and drinking is shown. Cut to Lee filming everyone''.)

'''Lee:''' It's the twentieth of March, the date in everyone's diaries. It's the [[JustIncredible.TV]] Easter party! (''Gavin throws a party horn at Lee''.)

(''Cut to another montage of everyone drinking and dancing. Gavin looks irritated every time the camera is on him. Lee approaches Julia as she's dancing''.)

'''Lee:''' Hey, Julia, where's your [[Can You Keep a Secret?|secret boyfriend]]? (''Julia gives Lee the finger''.) Oh, come on, don't be such a meanie, boss. It's a good chance for us all to get to know each other. Uh, (inaudible). (''Julia gives Lee an annoyed look''.) Come on, Julia, make some noise!

'''Julia:''' Wooo. (''Lee pops a party popper behind Julia's head. Julia screams as Lee laughs''.) Lee!

'''Lee:''' Hey, Julia, (''Cut to Lee''.) do you like my costume?

'''Julia:''' Lee, you nearly had my bloody eye out!

'''Lee:''' So it's two hours in. Everyone's having a great time! I can feel it in my bones, this is gonna be the best Easter ever! Come with me, you can be my plus one.

(''Cut to another montage of everyone dancing. Two of the partiers get drunk, one of them throwing up in a bucket. Cut to Gavin sitting on a desk next to Julia, with the other drunken co-worker sleeping on his shoulder''.)

'''Gavin:''' I'm not- I-I'm not just moaning, honestly, it's- All I'm saying is I am staying put 'til he gets here, and I don't understand why we're letting him do this to us. Why don't we all just rise up and take action, or...? It- Th-Th-This is classic big business mind-destruction technique. You know? Keep the minds of the workforce occupied with cheap morale boosters instead of actually paying them fairly - or paying them at all!

(''Julia drinks her champagne, seeming uninterested''.)

'''Gavin:''' A-and are we happy to go along with this? Yeah. (''Looks toward the door''.) Oh, Christ, no.

(''Lee pans to the door, showing Justin dressed as Jesus Christ''.)

'''Justin:''' Peace be unto thee, my team! I have returned to the manger! (''Turns to a party guest sitting nearby''.) Blessed are ye who work for me. And lo, shall my work be done!

'''Julia:''' (''Sighs''.) This is wrong on, like, so many levels.

'''Lee:''' Yeah, well, he wore the proper costume...

'''Justin:''' (''Approaching Lee''.) Let me anoint the, my child. Welcome to my heavenly kingdom!

'''Julia:''' (''Turning to Gavin''.) So, um, mind-distractions, workforce...

'''Gavin:''' Yeah. I think we may have to wait a little longer to initiate any kind of meaningful negotiations with ''him''.

'''Justin:''' Come on, everyone, let's get this party started right! (''Stands on Julia's desk''.) You've seen the website, now bear witness to the real thing! Hit it!

(''Justin dances on Julia's desk. He gets down and dances more. The drunken co-worker approaches another, who pushes him away. He then falls down on the floor behind a back desk. Cut to Gavin looking irritated. Cut to Justin pouring water into a cup''.)

'''Justin:''' Right. (''Hands the cup to a co-worker and fills another''.) I have water, who wants wine?

(''Gavin walks over to Justin''.)

'''Gavin:''' Right. Justin... You can keep ducking as long as you want, you know, why we've not been paid or why you keep putting the launch date back...

'''Justin:''' I don't mind that thou- thou questioneth my ministries, my child, uh... I embrace it! I welcome it. Why, let he who is without sin, cast the first stone.

'''Gavin:''' Right. ''You'' know you're taking the piss, and-and ''we'' know you're taking the piss, but you know what? We can sit this one out as long as you like.

'''Justin:''' Gavin. Gavin. All things come to he who waits.

'''Gavin:''' So that's it then, is it? Okay. Well this is the end of the line. We're not working another moment until we get paid.

(''Julia looks nervously at the camera''.)

'''Justin:''' For everyone who exalts himself is humbled, but he who humbles himself is exalted.

'''Gavin:''' Okay, well, have fun.

'''Justin:''' But what profit shall he have who gains the whole world, yet loses his soul?

'''Gavin:''' (''Nods''.) Well, you know, you heard the man. That's what he thinks of us. So, we-we're solid, yeah? That's it. Down tools. (''Puts his beer on a desk''.) Staging a walk-out. (''Heads to the door''.) Come on! Everybody out! (''Opens the door''.) Come on!

(''Everyone looks nervously at Justin. Julia walks out and is followed by another co-worker''.)

'''Gavin:''' Lee?

(''Lee pans back to Justin''.)

'''Justin:''' Will you turn your back on me, Lee? (''Points at the camera''.) Will you be my Judas?

(''Lee slowly lowers the camera''.)

==Notes==
*This video is the first in either series to make use of a slide cut, rather than the typical jump cut from scene to scene.

Credible?

2008-03-12T19:39:47Z

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(''Gavin is watching [[Terry]] on his computer''.)

'''Terrence:''' Well, I've been s- through some, uh, bad stuff lately. End of last year was tough for me. A lot of things came to a boil and I didn't recognize who I saw in the mirror. (Sits down next to Steve.) It's all right.

'''Gavin:''' (''Sighs''.) Terrence.

'''Terrence:''' You can, uh, carry on filming, if you like.

'''Gavin:''' Terrence, Terrence, Terrence, how the mighty have fallen. (''Laughs''.) [[Resolution|Guns and balaclavas]] one minute, songs and leaflets the next. Terrible!

(''Cut to Gavin sitting at his desk. Justin is in the background talking to a co-worker. Lee is looking at the map of the [[Stiff Upper Lip|University Tour]]''.)

Well... Hey, maybe I don't owe him his 15-grand anymore? (''Laughs''.) Still, I can't help feeling a little bit sorry for another poor sod being brain-drained by the [[Hymn of One|Hymn of Nonsense]]. Unbelievable.

(''A delivery man comes in with a box and puts it on Gavin's desk''.)

Man, I don't think that's for me. I think it's, um... (''The delivery man looks confused as he readies his clipboard to be signed''.) Alright RoboCop, just give me the clipboard. (''Signs the clipboard and hands it back to the delivery man''.) Cheers.

(''Gavin gets up to look at the box''.)

Maybe it's that new sound gear I ordered. (''Pulls the label off of the box''.) Hey, hold on. Mate, wait a sec. I think- Wait. I think there's been a mistake. (''Pulls the label apart from another underneath it''.) Um... Is this a return? 'Cause I-I sent this away on Friday. I sent this exact box to the Dublin office.

(''Justin walks over''.)

'''Justin:''' Thanks, Gavin. I'll take this from here. You can, uh, wait in reception. (''Takes the delivery man's clipboard as the delivery man walks away''.)

'''Gavin:''' Uh, I think there's been, uh, a mistake. Um, I've already sent this one-

'''Justin:''' There's no mistake, Gavin.

'''Gavin:''' No, I- I'm just saying, because it can't be equipment, 'cause I'm technical manager and I would know about it.

(''Justin puts down the clipboard and pulls Gavin aside''.)

'''Justin:''' Gavin, just leave it. Do you understand? This is none of your business. Comprende?

(''Justin grabs the clipboard and the box and heads out of the office. Gavin sits back down at his desk''.)

'''Gavin:''' (''Looks at the labels''.) London, Dublin.

(''Gavin walks over to Julia, who is looking at a postcard''.)

'''Gavin:''' Well, that was different, wasn't it? Julia, listen: do you have a minute?

'''Julia:''' Yeah... He's in Mumbai. (''Shows the postcard to the camera''.)

'''Gavin:''' Oh, old [[Tariq]]? How is he? (''Grabs for the postcard''.)

'''Julia:''' 'Scuse me!

==Notes==
*{{wikipedia|RoboCop|RoboCop}} is a reference to the 1987 film and character of the same name.

Credible?

2008-03-12T19:36:01Z

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Credible?

2008-03-12T19:35:30Z

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(''Gavin is watching [[Terry]] on his computer''.)

'''Terrence:''' Well, I've been s- through some, uh, bad stuff lately. End of last year was tough for me. A lot of things came to a boil and I didn't recognize who I saw in the mirror. (Sits down next to Steve.) It's all right.

'''Gavin:''' (''Sighs''.) Terrence.

'''Terrence:''' You can, uh, carry on filming, if you like.

'''Gavin:''' Terrence, Terrence, Terrence, how the mighty have fallen. (''Laughs''.) [[Resolution|Guns and balaclavas]] one minute, songs and leaflets the next. Terrible!

(''Cut to Gavin sitting at his desk. Justin is in the background talking to a co-worker. Lee is looking at the map of the [[Stiff Upper Lip|University Tour]]''.)

Well... Hey, maybe I don't owe him his 15-grand anymore? (''Laughs''.) Still, I can't help feeling a little bit sorry for another poor sod being brain-drained by the [[Hymn of One|Hymn of Nonsense]]. Unbelievable.

(''A delivery man comes in with a box and puts it on Gavin's desk''.)

Man, I don't think that's for me. I think it's, um... (''The delivery man looks confused as he readies his clipboard to be signed''.) Alright Robocop, just give me the clipboard. (''Signs the clipboard and hands it back to the delivery man''.) Cheers.

(''Gavin gets up to look at the box''.)

Maybe it's that new sound gear I ordered. (''Pulls the label off of the box''.) Hey, hold on. Mate, wait a sec. I think- Wait. I think there's been a mistake. (''Pulls the label apart from another underneath it''.) Um... Is this a return? 'Cause I-I sent this away on Friday. I sent this exact box to the Dublin office.

(''Justin walks over''.)

'''Justin:''' Thanks, Gavin. I'll take this from here. You can, uh, wait in reception. (''Takes the delivery man's clipboard as the delivery man walks away''.)

'''Gavin:''' Uh, I think there's been, uh, a mistake. Um, I've already sent this one-

'''Justin:''' There's no mistake, Gavin.

'''Gavin:''' No, I- I'm just saying, because it can't be equipment, 'cause I'm technical manager and I would know about it.

(''Justin puts down the clipboard and pulls Gavin aside''.)

'''Justin:''' Gavin, just leave it. Do you understand? This is none of your business. Comprende?

(''Justin grabs the clipboard and the box and heads out of the office. Gavin sits back down at his desk''.)

'''Gavin:''' (''Looks at the labels''.) London, Dublin.

(''Gavin walks over to Julia, who is looking at a postcard''.)

'''Gavin:''' Well, that was different, wasn't it? Julia, listen: do you have a minute?

'''Julia:''' Yeah... He's in Mumbai. (''Shows the postcard to the camera''.)

'''Gavin:''' Oh, old [[Tariq]]? How is he? (''Grabs for the postcard''.)

'''Julia:''' 'Scuse me!

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Boobcast

2008-02-14T19:04:30Z

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'''Julia:''' Hiya! Right. Two things. One, it's valentine's day and I don't have any chocolates, any flowers; therefore nobody loves me. But, two, it's a very big day for me today. And this is just between us behind-the-scenes. It's my first day as a presenter! Lee seems to think I'll be the next Anne Robinson... and he thought that was a compliment.

(''Tariq enters the office, followed by Justin''.)

'''Tariq:''' Yeah. (''Laughs''.)

'''Julia:''' They've been in over an hour. Think it's good news.

'''Justin:''' It just goes to show: you can't trust 'em.

'''Tariq:''' Got it.

'''Justin:''' Well... (''Shakes Tariq's hand''.) Thanks for coming in.

'''Tariq:''' Thank you.

'''Justin:''' And I'll send you that thing.

'''Tariq:''' Yeah. (''Knuckle bumps Justin's hand''.) Safe.

(''Justin laughs and leaves. Julia gets up as soon as he's gone''.)

'''Julia:''' So? (''Hugs Tariq''.) Do we have a new technical manager or what?

'''Tariq:''' Um, yeah! It went great.

'''Julia:''' Wicked. Let me film you leaving the building.

(''Julia grabs the camera and follows Tariq into the hall''.)

'''Tariq:''' Look, um... Thanks for putting in a good word for me.

'''Julia:''' Oh, Tariq-

'''Tariq:''' No, no, you did. And it really means a lot to me. So, um, I just got you a little- (''Grabs a heart-shaped box of chocolates out of his bag''.) little something. (''Hands it to Julia''.) It's not a Valentine's Day present... But there is one chocolate missing. I'm only joking.

'''Julia:''' Typical.

'''Tariq:''' But, uh... A-and thanks for the [[Rupert Van Helden|Van Helden]] shoot tomorrow, for finding it for us. And it still on?

'''Julia:''' Yeah, it's all good.

'''Tariq:''' Is it still okay to come and ask questions?

'''Julia:''' Yes. Please don't be late.

'''Tariq:''' 'Kay, Jules. Thanks.

'''Julia:''' Okay, I'll see you later.

'''Tariq:''' See ya.

(''Julia hugs Tariq and they kiss each other on the cheek''.)

'''Julia:''' Bye!

'''Tariq:''' Buh-bye! (''Heads out the door''.)

'''Julia:''' (''Laughs''.) And now, it's time for my new job! Come!

(''Julia walks back to the office. She sits her box of chocolates on her desk, and Lee appears from behind another desk at the back of the office''.)

'''Lee:''' Is he gone?

'''Julia:''' Lee...

'''Lee:''' He has gone, hasn't he? (''Gets up''.) What was he doing here?

'''Julia:''' Look, Tariq's reasonable. Just appologize to him.

'''Lee:''' Yeah. I suppose it could have been worse. I-It could have been [[Gavin]]!

'''Julia:''' Exactly.

'''Lee:''' That would have been a nightmare!

(''Justin enters the office carrying a plastic bag''.)

'''Justin:''' Alright, you lot. (''Claps his hands''.) It's time for Jules's big debut.

'''Julia:''' Lee, get it all from behind the scenes.

(''Julia hands the camera to Lee and walks over to Justin''.)

'''Justin:''' Here you go; put that on. (''Hands the plastic bag to Julia''.)

'''Julia:''' Thank you!

'''Justin:''' And we'll get started!

(''Julia leaves. The scene cuts and Julia re-enters in a bikini. She looks irritated at Justin as someone whistles''.)

'''Julia:''' Justin, where's the rest of the outfit?

'''Justin:''' (''Laughs''.) You look just fine. (''Julia's co-worker enters, carrying a sign''.) It's the new late-night phone-in format I've developed.

(''Julia grabs the sign from her co-worker and turns it around to show that it says "LATE NIGHT BOOB-CAST''.)

'''Julia:''' Are you having a laugh?

'''Justin:''' Now, w-w-we'll fake all the phone calls for the pilot; it's not a problem.

'''Julia:''' You're a dick. (''Shoves the sign at Justin and leaves''.)

'''Justin:''' (''Laughs''.) What- Is, is it me? (''Turns the sign toward the camera''.)

==Notes==

Here Aygo!

2008-02-13T19:07:45Z

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(''Charlie is running down the stairs in her building''.)

'''Charlie:''' Guess what. I bought a car! I know, I know, I was only talking about it the other day, but- Look, I went down to the showroom and I just couldn't resist. (''Squeals''.) I'm so excited. And I got an ''amazing'' deal on it. Come on, I'm gonna show you now.

(''Charlie heads out of her building''.)

Introducing my brand new Aygo Platinum by Toyota! (''Turns the camera around to show her new car''.) Ta-da! Isn't she the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? (''Squeals''.) I think I'm in love! Look, come on; let me give you a tour.

(''Cut to Charlie inside the car''.)

As you can see, the beautiful Toyota Aygo has all the latest features! (''Cut to a shot of the radio console''.) Note the banging stereo. (''Charlie turns on the radio and screams as she bangs her head around. Cut to Charlie turning up the A/C''.) Air conditioning. (''Pretends to dry her hair with the air vent''.)

(''Cut to Charlie taking an exterior shot of the car''.) The sleek curves and aerodynamic profile... (''Cut to Charlie laying down inside the car''.) And wonderfully spacious interior. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to take this bad boy for a drive.

(''Cut to Charlie turning a key in the ignition and the car starts up''.) Oh dammit, my wallet!

(''Charlie turns off the car and gets out. As she heads for her building, Steve approaches''.)

'''Charlie:''' Steve. Hey!

'''Steve:''' What's this?

'''Charlie:''' Oh, you mean Aygo? Isn't she the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? I think she needs a better name than that, though. Maybe one of you guys out there in [[bebo]]-land can help me think of a name for her.

'''Steve:''' Glad a lump of metal can make you so happy.

'''Charlie:''' I'm sorry?

'''Steve:''' I just didn't realize I was the only one who still cares about finding out what happened to [[Kate]].

'''Charlie:''' Piss off, Steve! Do you really think I'm gonna stand here and listen to you lecturing me after everything I've been through? You know, I'm just trying to move on with my life. This is the first time I've even been a little bit happy in ages! You need to grow up!

(''Charlie pushes past Steve toward her flat''.)

'''Steve:''' Yeah, bye then! You have fun with your new toy! I'll just be here looking for Kate's killer!

(''Cut to Charlie walking in her building toward the door of her flat. She opens the door and a glimpse of a naked guy holding a small towel in front of his privates with one hand is caught on camera as Charlie walks toward her room. As the door closes, Charlie turns around to look at him''.)

'''Charlie:''' What do you think you're doing?

'''Nyle:''' (''Laughs''.) Oh, g'day. How's it going? Nice cam.

'''Charlie:''' Who are you?

'''Nyle:''' I'm Nyle. [[Kyle]]'s mate.

(''Nyle walks toward Charlie with his free hand outstretched''.)

'''Charlie:''' No-no-no, stay there! Don't come any closer! Don't come any closer.

'''Nyle:''' Didn't he mention that I was staying?

'''Charlie:''' No, he didn't.

'''Nyle:''' It's just for a couple of days, anyway.

(''Nyle grabs a newspaper and sits on the toilet as Charlie walks past into the main room''.)

'''Nyle:''' Where's your bathers at, mate? I've gotta drop me kids off at the pool.

==Notes==

Here Aygo!

2008-02-13T19:06:42Z

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(''Charlie is running down the stairs in her building''.)

'''Charlie:''' Guess what. I bought a car! I know, I know, I was only talking about it the other day, but- Look, I went down to the showroom and I just couldn't resist. (''Squeals''.) I'm so excited. And I got an ''amazing'' deal on it. Come on, I'm gonna show you now.

(''Charlie heads out of her building''.)

Introducing my brand new Aygo Platinum by Toyota! (''Turns the camera around to show her new car''.) Ta-da! Isn't she the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? (''Squeals''.) I think I'm in love! Look, come on; let me give you a tour.

(''Cut to Charlie inside the car''.)

As you can see, the beautiful Toyota Aygo has all the latest features! (''Cut to a shot of the radio console''.) Note the banging stereo. (''Charlie turns on the radio and screams as she bangs her head around. Cut to Charlie turning up the A/C''.) Air conditioning. (''Pretends to dry her hair with the air vent''.)

(''Cut to Charlie taking an exterior shot of the car''.) The sleek curves and aerodynamic profile... (''Cut to Charlie laying down inside the car''.) And wonderfully spacious interior. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to take this bad boy for a drive.

(''Cut to Charlie turning a key in the ignition and the car starts up''.) Oh dammit, my wallet!

(''Charlie turns off the car and gets out. As she heads for her building, Steve approaches''.)

'''Charlie:''' Steve. Hey!

'''Steve:''' What's this?

'''Charlie:''' Oh, you mean Aygo? Isn't she the most beautiful thing you've ever seen? I think she needs a better name than that, though. Maybe one of you guys out there in [[bebo]]-land can help me think of a name for her.

'''Steve:''' Glad a lump of metal can make you so happy.

'''Charlie:''' I'm sorry?

'''Steve:''' I just didn't realize I was the only one who still cares about finding out what happened to [[Kate]].

'''Charlie:''' Piss off, Steve! Do you really think I'm gonna stand here and listen to you lecturing me after everything I've been through? You know, I'm just trying to move on with my life. This is the first time I've even been a little bit happy in ages! You need to grow up!

(''Charlie pushes past Steve toward her flat''.)

'''Steve:''' Yeah, bye then! You have fun with your new toy! I'll just be here looking for Kate's killer!

(''Cut to Charlie walking in her building toward the door of her flat. She opens the door and a glimpse of a naked guy holding a small towel in front of his privates is caught on camera as Charlie walks toward her room. As the door closes, Charlie turns around to look at him''.)

'''Charlie:''' What do you think you're doing?

'''Nyle:''' (''Laughs''.) Oh, g'day. How's it going? Nice cam.

'''Charlie:''' Who are you?

'''Nyle:''' I'm Nyle. [[Kyle]]'s mate.

(''Nyle walks toward Charlie with his hand outstretched''.)

'''Charlie:''' No-no-no, stay there! Don't come any closer! Don't come any closer.

'''Nyle:''' Didn't he mention that I was staying?

'''Charlie:''' No, he didn't.

'''Nyle:''' It's just for a couple of days, anyway.

(''Nyle grabs a newspaper and sits on the toilet as Charlie walks past into the main room''.)

'''Nyle:''' Where's your bathers at, mate? I've gotta drop me kids off at the pool.

==Notes==

Julia Incredible

2008-02-13T19:00:18Z

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'''Julia:''' Hiya! So I haven't been here for a while. I know I said I was gonna blog everything, but it's been quite busy in the office and this is the first chance I've had. Now, I don't know what it is, and I can't quite put my finger on it, but Justin, I know you're watching this, and I know you want me to bare all, and... Look, I'm sure you know what you're doing, but, if I'm honest, the person running this is a couple hamburgers short of a Happy Meal.

(''Looks over her shoulder and looks back at the camera confused''.)

'Kay, anyway, I'm gonna keep this short and sweet. I've come up with a format for a show called "SpirituaLee". (''Shows a mock up to the camera''.) It's a religious views show fronted by Lee. So I've booked [[Rupert Van Helden]] for our pilot next week, so [[Tariq]], gang, I might be able to swing you an audience with. And anyone else, for that matter. But only if you behave yourself. 'Cause wherever this is gonna go, I need this job.

(''Justin comes over''.)

'''Justin:''' Hey, Jules... (''Notices the camera''.) Oh, I'm sorry, were you in the middle of a blog?

'''Julia:''' It's alright.

'''Justin:''' One of my researchers has brought this (''Points to the paper he's holding''.) to my attention. It's another crazy blogger from America, but check this out. This kid (''Holds up the paper to the camera, showing [[Jack]]'s YouTube profile''.) thinks he can teleport.

'''Julia:''' Tele-what?

'''Justin:''' Now, the concept is this: You email him, saying that we're gonna get him over here to front his own show if - and this is a big "if" - he can teleport from America to the studio. 'Cause we aren't gonna pay for a ticket for him. (''Laughs''.) Teleport! (''Walks away laughing''.)

'''Julia:''' (''Crumples up the paper from Justin''.) See what I mean? Don't worry, he would have forgotten about it in ten minutes.

==Notes==
*This is yet another refrence to [[watchyourjack]] and [[whatweird]], which are viral marketing ploys for [[Jumper]].

Julia Incredible

2008-02-13T18:59:30Z

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'''Julia:''' Hiya! So I haven't been here for a while. I know I said I was gonna blog everything, but it's been quite busy in the office and this is the first chance I've had. Now, I don't know what it is, and I can't quite put my finger on it, but Justin, I know you're watching this, and I know you want me to bare all, and... Look, I'm sure you know what you're doing, but, if I'm honest, the person running this is a couple hamburgers short of a Happy Meal.

(''Looks over her shoulder and looks back at the camera confused''.)

'Kay, anyway, I'm gonna keep this short this week. I've come up with a format for a show called "SpirituaLee". (''Shows a mock up to the camera''.) It's a religious views show fronted by Lee. So I've booked [[Rupert Van Helden]] for our pilot next week, so [[Tariq]], gang, I might be able to swing you an audience with. And anyone else, for that matter. But only if you behave yourself. 'Cause wherever this is gonna go, I need this job.

(''Justin comes over''.)

'''Justin:''' Hey, Jules... (''Notices the camera''.) Oh, I'm sorry, were you in the middle of a blog?

'''Julia:''' It's alright.

'''Justin:''' One of my researchers has brought this (''Points to the paper he's holding''.) to my attention. It's another crazy blogger from America, but check this out. This kid (''Holds up the paper to the camera, showing [[Jack]]'s YouTube profile''.) thinks he can teleport.

'''Julia:''' Tele-what?

'''Justin:''' Now, the concept is this: You email him, saying that we're gonna get him over here to front his own show if - and this is a big "if" - he can teleport from America to the studio. 'Cause we aren't gonna pay for a ticket for him. (''Laughs''.) Teleport! (''Walks away laughing''.)

'''Julia:''' (''Crumples up the paper from Justin''.) See what I mean? Don't worry, he would have forgotten about it in ten minutes.

==Notes==
*This is yet another refrence to [[watchyourjack]] and [[whatweird]], which are viral marketing ploys for [[Jumper]].

Arma-goo-den

2008-02-11T08:38:40Z

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==Transcript==
(''The camera opens on the [[Drive Goo|Cadbury Creme Egg car]] stuffed with [[KM Product placement|Cadbury Creme Egg]]s. It slowly zooms out and pans to Lee, who is holding a microphone''.)

'''Lee:''' It's only one car, but how many delicious Cadbury's Creme Eggs can you fit inside? That's the question we're here to ask today. Welcome to [[JustIncredible.TV]]'s special report with me, your trusted reporter Lee Phillips, with some very special goo-filled action from the streets of London! Make some noise, team!

(''The camera pans to show Julia and her co-worker, who clap for the camera. The camera then pans back to Lee''.)

'''Lee:''' Yeah, it's crazy! Right. Let's go and speak to the organizer of today's event, the lovely Charlie! (''Walks over to Charlie''.)

'''Charlie:''' (''On the phone''.) Don't put me on hold, I need to speak to-

'''Lee:''' Charlie, hello! (''Sticks the microphone next to Charlie''.)

'''Charlie:''' -he's coming down.

'''Lee:''' Charlie.

'''Charlie:''' Can you hold on one- Can you hold on-

'''Lee:''' Hello!

'''Charlie:''' Yeah, can you hold on one second, please?

'''Lee:''' Hi, Charlie.

'''Charlie:''' Yeah, hi. Thanks for coming down. Can we do this another time? I really don't have time for it right now, Lee. (''Back on the phone''.) Yeah, that's right, how long should it take?

'''Lee:''' No, no, no, no, no-no-no-no-no. Maybe we can help! Charlie, can we help?

'''Charlie:''' (''Into the phone''.) S- Can you hold on one sec, sorry?

'''Lee:''' Can we help?

'''Charlie:''' Look- Um, not unless one of you can get into this. (''Gestures to the bag next to her''.) I don't have anyone to-

'''Julia:''' Oh! What a great idea!

'''Lee:''' (''Puts his arm around Julia''.) And so our intrepid production assistant Julia (''Julia tries to pull away''.) decides to bravely step into the egg suit!

'''Charlie:''' No-no-no-no, Lee. It's definitely more your size.

'''Lee:''' Oh, I don't think I should go in it, no.

'''Charlie:''' Lee...

'''Julia:''' Yeah!

'''Charlie:''' Lee, please. Oh, it's perfect for you! You'd be amazing!

'''Julia:''' Come on, Lee. Do us a favor.

'''Charlie:''' You'd really be helping us out. Come on, Lee, please?

'''Lee:''' Um...

'''Charlie:''' You'd be great. Uh, yeah? Yeah? (''Grabs a pair of gloves out of the bag''.) Okay, well I've got gloves here. (''Hands them to Lee''.) Oh, you've just got to stand here; it's so easy. Hang on. (''Lee looks angrily into the camera''.) Look, look, the shoes. "Egg-cellent"!

(''Cut to Julia trying to count all of the eggs in the car. Lee shows up behind her in the costume''.)

'''Lee:''' Julia, I don't want to do it! Julia! I look like a right ninny! (''Julia laughs at Lee''.) I'm not doing it, I'm not doing it! (''Runs away''.)

'''Julia:''' Oh, Lee, I'm only joking!

'''Lee:''' I'm not doing it!

'''Julia:''' Lee! Lee!

'''Lee:''' I'm not doing it any more!

'''Julia:''' Lee!

'''Lee:''' I'm not doing it!

'''Julia:''' Lee! (''Grabs onto the egg suit''.)

'''Lee:''' I'm not doing it! No! Stop it!

'''Charlie:''' Lee, stop running!

(''Cut to Lee calmed down''.)

'''Lee:''' I don't want to.

'''Charlie:''' Calm down.

'''Julia:''' Why don't we go and ask these people here?

'''Charlie:''' Yeah, we'll go over there.

'''Julia:''' We can get him to do that, can't we?

'''Lee:''' Oh, what's that? (''Grabs for the bucket in Charlie's hand''.) Let me have some goo!

'''Charlie:''' No-no-no-no, Lee!

'''Lee:''' Just give me a bit...

'''Julia:''' No!

'''Charlie:''' Lee! Please.

'''Lee:''' I just wanted a little bit...

'''Julia:''' You can't get it.

'''Lee:''' I-I'm not doing it! (''Runs away''.)

'''Charlie and Julia:''' Lee! (''Run after Lee''.)

'''Lee:''' I'm not doing it!

'''Charlie and Julia:''' Lee!

'''Lee:''' I'm not doing it! OW!

'''Julia:''' Lee, stop!

'''Lee:''' OW!

(''Cut to Lee approaching two women''.)

'''Lee:''' I'm gonna get my goo out; would you like to taste it? I'm not scary, I'm "egg-cellent"! And how many eggs are in that car?

'''Woman:''' Five-thousand, two-hundred and twenty seven.

(''Cut to Lee talking to a man''.)

'''Lee:''' How many eggs do you think are in this Creme Egg?

'''Man:''' Um, about a million.

'''Lee:''' A million eggs?

'''Man:''' Yeah, it's got-

'''Lee:''' Would you like to taste my goo?

'''Man:''' Yeah, kind of, where is it?

'''Lee:''' You want to taste my goo?

'''Man:''' Yeah, where's your goo?

'''Lee:''' It's inside me.

(''Cut to Lee running after people''.)

'''Lee:''' Excuse me! No, come back! Come back! Come back!

(''Cut to Lee talking to a woman''.)

'''Lee:''' Look at that car. Look at that car over there. How many eggs?

'''Woman:''' Two-thousand eight.

'''Lee:''' Two-thousand and eight eggs.

'''Woman:''' Yeah.

'''Lee:''' No. That's a good guess because that's the year. I see what you did.

(''Cut to Lee talking to another woman''.)

'''Lee:''' How many Creme Eggs do you think are in that van? A hundred million! A hundred million! Beautiful, but not very good at counting.

(''Cut to Lee talking to a man''.)

'''Lee:''' Uh, hi there! I'm a Cadbury's Creme Egg! What are you?

'''Man:''' Yes, it is. I'm, uh, earnest.

'''Lee:''' Do you want to taste my goo?

'''Man:''' Uh, kind of.

(''Cut to Lee dragging a woman toward the car''.)

'''Lee:''' Now, how many Cadbury's Creme Eggs do you think are in this van? How many?

'''Woman:''' Five-thousand.

'''Lee:''' Five-thousand? Well, you're wrong, you're wrong, but would you like to taste my goo anyway?

(''Cut to Charlie talking with the Cadbury Representative''.)

'''Charlie:''' No, I put the permit in the car. It's on the dashboard.

'''Cadbury Representative:''' Well you can't park it in the middle of the street. You're gonna get us arrested!

'''Charlie:''' No, no, look it's on the-

'''Crowd:''' Yay!

'''Cadbury Representative:''' Look...

'''Lee:''' Shall I cover them in goo?

'''Cadbury Representative:''' I'm sorry, I'm ''really'' not happy about this. (Inaudible) You're gonna have to move-

'''Charlie:''' Why?

'''Cadbury Representative:''' Because you've got to sort this out now, yeah?

(''Lee puts goo on the Cadbury Representative's face as the crowd cheers''.)

'''Charlie:''' Look, I'm sorr- (''Lee puts goo on Charlie's face''.) Lee, stop it! I'm sorry. Lee, stop it! (''Lee puts more goo on the Cadbury Representative's face''.) I'm sorry. I'm honestly so sorry. This was never meant to happen. Lee, you moron! What are you doing?

'''Cadbury Representative:''' You've got to sort this out now!

'''Charlie:''' I've got some napkins in the car. Hang on.

'''Cadbury Representative:''' I can't believe this.

'''Charlie:''' Just hang on one second.

(''Charlie opens the car's door and Cadbury Creme Eggs pour onto the street. The crowd cheers and everyone, including Charlie, rushes to pick them up. Julia jumps on camera''.)

'''Julia:''' Uh, well... All's well that ends well! And what have we learned? Obviously don't work with Lee, giant Creme Eggs or children. So this is Julia reporting from Leicester Square, reminding you, uh, it's all about the goo. Thanks!

==Notes==
*This video was posted to Charlie's account, though Julia added the description. It is also unknown who the cameraman is, though it is presumably someone from JustIncredible.TV.

Drive Goo

2008-02-08T18:11:41Z

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==Transcript==
'''Charlie:''' Oh my god, you guys are never gonna believe what just got delivered! (''Turns the camera around to show a [[KM Product placement|Cadbury Creme Egg]] car''.) Isn't it amazing?

(''A Cadbury representative walks over, carrying the keys and a bag''.)

'''Cadbury Representative:''' Take "goo" care of it. (''Laughs and hands the keys to Charlie''.) So, uh, here's the suit; the eggs should be delivered shortly. (''Hands Charlie the bag''.)

'''Charlie:''' Excellent.

'''Cadbury Representative:''' Um... Pretty cool, huh?

'''Charlie:''' Yeah, it's amazing!

'''Cadbury Representative:''' Uh, who's gonna be wearing the suit? Have you had any luck attracting the celebrities?

'''Charlie:''' Well, we're waiting to hear back from our first and second choices. We've got, like, (inaudible) said maybe, [[Jamie Bell]] said he might be interested, and Russell Crowe, well, he's in Hollywood, but he is a bit busy. But, um, Lenny Henry said he's interested.

'''Cadbury Representative:''' Okay. I'm sure it'll be great. Look, I'll see you tomorrow at the big day, yeah? And please, do be careful with it all. Yeah?

'''Charlie:''' Thanks.

'''Cadbury Representative:''' Alright. (''Walks away''.)

'''Charlie:''' Okay, so at least the client is happy for now. But to be honest with you, I'm really stressed about this. I don't have anyone to wear the Cadbury Creme Egg suit, half the office is away with the mumps at the moment, and this has all got to be done by tomorrow. I hope it's all gonna "goo" swimmingly.

(''Looks at the car''.) Now to cram that little bad boy full of eggs. I can do that!

==Notes==
*The title of the video and the characters saying "goo" both go along with Cadbury Creme Egg's current marketing campaign called "Goo-ology".

Drive Goo

2008-02-08T18:10:33Z

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==Transcript==
'''Charlie:''' Oh my god, you guys are never gonna believe what just got delivered! (''Turns the camera around to show a [[KM Product placement|Cadbury Creme Egg]] car''.) Isn't it amazing?

(''A Cadbury representative walks over, carrying the keys and a bag''.)

'''Cadbury Representative:''' Take "goo" care of it. (''Laughs and hands the keys to Charlie''.) So, uh, here's the suit; the eggs should be delivered shortly. (''Hands Charlie the bag''.)

'''Charlie:''' Excellent.

'''Cadbury Representative:''' Um... Pretty cool, huh?

'''Charlie:''' Yeah, it's amazing!

'''Cadbury Representative:''' Uh, who's gonna be wearing the suit? Have you had any luck attracting the celebrities?

'''Charlie:''' Well, we're waiting to hear back from our first and second choices. We've got, like, (inaudible) said maybe, [[Jamie Bell]] said he might be interested, and Russell Crowe, well, he's in Hollywood, but he is a bit busy. But, um, Lenny Henry said he's interested.

'''Cadbury Representative:''' Okay. I'm sure it'll be great. Look, I'll see you tomorrow at the big day, yeah? And please, do be careful with it all. Yeah?

'''Charlie:''' Thanks.

'''Cadbury Representative:''' Alright. (''Walks away''.)

'''Charlie:''' Okay, so at least the client is happy for now. But to be honest with you, I'm really stressed about this. I don't have anyone to wear the Cadbury Creme Egg suit, half the office is away with the mumps at the moment, and this has all got to be done by tomorrow. I hope it's all gonna "goo" swimmingly.

(''Looks at the car''.) Now to cram that little bad boy full of eggs. I can do that!

==Notes==
*The title of the video, and Charlie saying "goo" both go along with Cadbury Creme Egg's current marketing campaign called "Goo-ology".

Trouble on Brick Lane

2008-01-21T20:53:07Z

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| date = January 15th, 2008
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| forumid = 532
| length = 1:48
| description = I started a new job yesterday at JustIncredible.TV. I was having a really good day till I saw what had happened right behind the office.
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==Transcript==
(''Julia is wearing a pair of giant pink lips, which she closes the camera up on. She then sets the camera down on her desk, takes off the lips, and kisses towards the camera''.)

'''Julia:''' Hey, guys! This is my blog for my brand-new account on [[Bebo]], and I've got ''so'' much to tell you. (''Screeches''.) Okay. So today's my first day at a brand new upstart TV company called... (''Angles the camera toward her monitor''.) [[JustIncredible.TV]]. And we are (''Turns the camera to the sign behind her''.) 41 days 'til launch, so we've got a lot of work to do.

(''Puts the camera back on her desk''.)

I'm also glad about taking my first steps into the world of entertainment. Today, JustIncredible.TV, tomorrow, Hollywood!

'''Julia's Boss:''' Okay. So that list again was: two cans of apple Tango, two teas, a copy of the Daily Star, and some Blue Tack.

'''Julia:''' Okay. (''Puts on her earmuffs''.) Right. I'm off! (''Leaves. She later returns for the second camera on her desk''.) Nearly forgot.

(''Cut to Julia walking along Brick Road''.)

'''Julia:''' Okay, so I'm only a runner, but... got to start somewhere, eh? And it's only a matter of time before they realize how fabulous, how gorgeous, how multi-talented I am, and just how... Oh my God!

(''The camera pans to show the crime scene from [[Back to Brick Lane]]. A bystander approaches Julia from across the street as she surveys the scene''.)

'''Bystander:''' Hey! Hey! Oi! (''Julia turns around to face him''.) What, are you off telly?

'''Julia:''' No... Yeah, actually, yeah, kind of. Why?

'''Bystander:''' Would you pay for a story?

'''Julia:''' Maybe. What happened?

'''Bystander:''' Well, some girl got killed here.

'''Julia:''' A girl? Well, what girl?

'''Bystander:''' I don't know... Like, she got stabbed, innit? It was blood everywhere. Th- There's even some on the wall in the shape.

'''Julia:''' Shape?

'''Bystander:''' Yeah, it was nasty. L- Like, th- she even had a camera on her.

'''Julia:''' A camera? What camera? What kind of camera?

'''Bystander:''' I don't know, it was a Sony or something. Definitely a video camera, though. But the tape was missing.

'''Julia:''' Right, yeah, cheers, alright? (''Walks away''.)

'''Bystander:''' What do you mean, "cheers"? Hey, where's my money, man? Hey!

'''Julia:''' Surely, can't be...

==Notes==
* This is Julia's first personal Vlog in the KateModern series

Down Under

2008-01-02T14:06:44Z

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(''Gavin is packing his clothes into [[Charlie]]'s bag''.)

'''Gavin:''' Right. So I've been thinking long and hard, and I've decided... I'm going to go to Australia. You know the place: roos, joeys, Wentworth prison, castle named Fort Rex... And most importantly: the woman I love.

(''Gavin packs more clothes into the bag and takes it off of the bed. Cut to Gavin searching for "budget australian ticket"''.)

'''Gavin:''' Yeah. I mean, I know she's mad at me, and I know I acted like a pillock... again. But I can't let her go without a fight. Especially not now I know about [[Kim]]. I mean, I good with kids! I-I'm sort of on their level. I-If you know what I mean.

(''Gavin closes the laptop and unplugs it. Cut to him walking to the front door, which he begins to unlock''.)

'''Gavin:''' And most importantly, I'll be umpteen-thousand miles away from this place. East London. (''Opens the door''.) I can't wait to say goodbye to this shithole.

(''Gavin walks through the door, only to run into Terrence and Tariq in the hallway''.)

'''Terrence:''' Your phone's been off all night. Well, where are you going?

'''Gavin:''' Um... A New Year's Eve, uh, fancy dress party. I'm going as a... baggage handler.

'''Terrence:''' Good. (''Grabs Gavin's bag''.) We're going, too. We'll give you a lift. (''Gives Gavin's bag to Tariq''.)

'''Gavin:''' No, mate, it's alright. I-

'''Terrence:''' No! We ''insist''. Won't be the same without you. Come on, let's go. (''Pushes Gavin down the hall in front of him''.)

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Help Me Save Them!

2007-12-30T21:09:20Z

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==Transcript==
(''Carl and Jennie are seen in a dark tent.'')

'''Carl:''' Forget about the numbers. Just do your job.

(''Cut to Jennie in a tent by herself.'')

'''Jennie:''' You know how sometimes the littlest things can change everything? Well just those six words turned me into someone who sneaks around and lies and breaks and enters. Recap: Last week, I found that woman in town, um, you know the one that said that she wouldn't go to the Lullaby Project because a lot of her relatives were having miscarriages there. Hey, I found the file on Juanita Cerez's relatives. And sure enough, three of them had miscarriages in the same two weeks. And then I looked at the reports, the public ones that were put out by the Lullaby Project, and you know how many miscarriages they said there were? One! (''holds up one finger'') One. And it wasn't even one of Juanita's relatives. It was some other random person, someone who I've never met.

(''Cut back to Carl and Jennie.'')

'''Carl:''' (''looking at the woman's file'') Seems like you're right about the discrepancy. You know, I wouldn't worry about it though. (''puts the file down'') This is Mexico.

'''Jennie:''' What's that supposed to mean?

'''Carl:''' Well, it's not like they have a reputation for efficiency down here.

'''Jennie:''' Yeah, don't you think we should tell somebody?

'''Carl:''' Jennie, the last thing we need is bad publicity. Why don't we just do what we came down here to do? You know forget about the numbers, just do your job. (''leaves'')

'''Jennie:''' Okay, good night.

(''Cut back to Jennie.'')

'''Jennie:''' So I decided to find the file on the other woman, the one whose miscarriage they did report. (''holds up the file which says "Verdus" on the front'') There's nothing in the file. Nothing. Just a slip of paper from Verdus Pharmaceuticals and some sort of an intake slip or something. Um, there's a patient number in the corner--patient number 112, and beside that in parenthesis the letter D. I have no idea what that means. All I know is that what Carl says, I can't forget the numbers. Because they're not numbers, they're babies.

==Notes==
*Unlike her first two videos, Jennie identifies as "Jenny" in this video's description. However, on YouTube, she is correctly identified as Jennie.

*"Forget about the numbers, just do your job," counts out to eight words, not six as Jennie says. But if you remove [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pleonasm#Syntactic_pleonasm optional function words], she could have been referring to "forget the numbers, do your job". Alternately, she could be referring to "the littlest things can change everything".

Frozen Friendship

2007-12-28T07:44:20Z

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| caption = This'll warm us up.
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| date = December 26th, 2007
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| description = This is what happens when pubs close on Boxing Day. Tragic.
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==Transcript==
(''Gavin is sitting in his room, wearing a purple crown and holding the bottle of sherry from [[War is Over]]. Julia's Ratatouille plushie is under his arm, and tears a visible on his cheeks. He gets out his phone and calls Tariq''.)

'''Gavin:''' (''Sniffs''.) Hi. (''Sniffs''.) Did you see that? Yeah, I know. Me, too. I can't believe it. And tha- That little kid just came out all excited in the morning, and the snowman had just melted, and- nothing left except his hat. (''Sniffs''.) His best friend was just gone. (''Snaps his fingers''.) Just like that. (''Sniffs''.) Tariq, listen, mate. I'm... I'm really sorry about everything, okay? Do- Do you want to meet up for a drink? (''Breathes heavily and nods''.) Okay, I'll see you in an hour. Okay.

(''Gavin puts the phone away, sighs heavily, and takes off the crown. Cut to Tariq trying to open the local pub's door''.)

'''Gavin:''' I cannot believe the pub's shut.

'''Tariq:''' I know. It's freezing as well.

'''Gavin:''' Yeah, well.. Hey- Hey! This'll keep us warm. (''Holds up the bottle of sherry''.) Sherry in the jar-o, sherry in the jar-o. (''Laughs''.) Come on, let's go for a walk.

(''Cut to Gavin and Tariq walking in a park''.)

'''Gavin:''' I can't believe [[Kate]] ruined Christmas. (''Drinks from the bottle''.)

'''Tariq:''' I can.

'''Gavin:''' (''Hands the bottle of sherry to Tariq''.) She took that list of [[trait positive]] girls. I bet she's gone running straight to [[Michelle Clore|Michell "the Claw"]] with it.

'''Tariq:''' She said she wanted to work against [[the Order]]. (''Drinks from the bottle''.)

'''Gavin:''' Yeah right. Everyone who tries to work against the Order seems to die untimely deaths. (''Drinks from the bottle''.) You see- see, that's what [[Terrence]] doesn't get. He thinks that he can take them on, like they're just a gang of thieves. He thinks he's got one over on 'em by locking up Biffo, the [[Watcher]].

'''Tariq:''' Locked him up? What do you mean? Where did he lock him up?

'''Gavin:''' He's in there. (''Pans the camera to show the van from [[The Ice Man]]''.)

'''Tariq:''' Terrence locked the Watcher in the back of a truck over Christmas?

'''Gavin:''' (''Nods''.) Yeah, and it's refrigerated. (''Laughs''.) His face probably looks like the back-end of a frozen turkey by now. (''Drinks from the bottle''.)

'''Tariq:''' I can't believe this, Gavin. You set me up. You knew I'd have to come and help you get him out of there.

'''Gavin:''' Look... Either way, I'm screwed, alright? It's- My chances are slightly better if I piss off Terrence, and not the Order. Okay? Come on, let's have a look inside. Here, take this. (''Hands the camera to Tariq''.)

(''Gavin walks over to the van, followed by Tariq''.)

'''Tariq:''' Is he dead?

'''Gavin:''' Hello? (''Listens for a response''.) Mate? (''Knocks on the van''.) Are you okay? (''Opens the van's back door''.)

'''Tariq:''' (''Pulls on Gavin's sleeve''.) Go inside and look.

'''Gavin:''' I'm not going in; you go in!

'''Tariq:''' No way!

'''Gavin:''' No, here. Take this. (''Takes a flashlight out of his pocket''.)

'''Tariq:''' No way! You go in!

'''Gavin:''' (''Turns on the flashlight and carefully opens the door''.) Shit. (''Takes another drink from the bottle''.)

'''Tariq:''' Take this. (''Hands Gavin the camera''.)

(''Cut to Gavin's feet entering the van. Cut to Gavin exiting the van''.)

'''Tariq:''' Is he- Is he dead?

'''Gavin:''' No. He's gone.

'''Tariq:''' What do you mean, "he's gone"?

'''Gavin:''' He's gone, Tariq. As in "not there". He's escaped to go and tell his- his mistress i-in grunt language who it was that locked him in there and who it was that ''didn't'' let him out!

'''Tariq:''' I can't believe the mess you've got yourself into.

'''Gavin:''' It's not just me. It's you they're after, as well, you know. You're implicated, Tariq.

'''Tariq:''' (''Attacks Gavin''.) I stopped ''caring'' about the [[Project Orwell|Orwell software]]! I stopped caring about Terrence and Kate and the Watcher! I'm finished with you! I was at home with my mum! Nice and warm, with nothing more to worry about than whether to have custard or cream with my Christmas pudding! But no, you just come back in and drag me in ''again''! I hate you and your stupid camera. I hate everything you stand for. You're a selfish, nasty piece of shit. And you deserve ''everything'' that's coming your way, Gavin! Everything!

==Notes==
*The movie that Gavin and Tariq were watching is likely the famous British film {{Wikipedia|The_Snowman|The Snowman}}.

Deal with the Devil

2007-12-19T00:16:28Z

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==Transcript==
(''Gavin is editing an email to himself, entitled "ENEMIES"''.)

'''Text:''' (''Repeating''.)
:The [[Watcher]]
:[[Patricia|Patricia Nielson]]
:[[Patricia's cameraman|Dave]]
:[[Tariq]]
:[[Lee]]
:[[Kate]]

(''Gavin highlights the text and deletes it. He replaces it with "tERRENCE", and copies it several times. He then adjusts the camera to point at himself, although upside-down. Gavin is wearing a robe while sitting at his laptop. The [[The List|wall of pictures]] has become noticeably cleaner. He closes the laptop.''.)

(''Cut to Gavin walking into the kitchen, which is excessively messy. More pictures are found on a cabinet. Gavin looks around and puts the camera down on the counter. He then presses down the toaster lever nearest to the camera''.)

'''Gavin:''' It's another big day for what remains of G&T IT, because today I have decided to murder our investor and silent partner, Terrence. Seriously. He put his hands on the woman I love, a-and we can't have that. (''Shakes his head''.) But that's not the only reason. Um, I don't know; I just think... I think, deep down, I feel I've always wanted to kill Terrence. He just has that sort of face.

(''Gavin pushes the button on the toaster to pop out the bread, and pushes down the second lever. He then grabs two pieces of toast from the toaster and puts them on the counter. Gavin gets a plate for the toast, and puts the slices on it''.)

'''Gavin:''' And plus, his dress sense has always irritated me. (''Opens a can of beans, pours it over the toast, and grabs a banana''.) In fact, come to think of it, his breath's always been pretty offensive, as well. (''Peels the banana''.) I mean, the- the list just goes on and on. (''Grabs a chef's knife and slices the banana with it. He then puts the banana slices on the bread and puts the knife back into the rack''.) I-I probably shouldn't be telling you any of this. But you- you're not going to tell anyone, right? It's just our little secret. (''Pours honey over the bread, followed by tobasco sauce. He puts the two slices together and grabs the sandwich to eat it''.)

(''Cut back to Gavin at his laptop, in his room''.)

'''Gavin:''' Right. This is how it's gonna work. Terrence is gonna come in through the open door of the flat, then he's gonna come up behind me, and when he tries to smash my face into the camera, I'm gonna stab him (''Brandishes the chef's knife''.) with this! Yeah! (''Laughs''.)

'''Terrence:''' What's going on, Gav? (''Gavin looks worried, and Terrence picks up a pizza box''.) Ugh, it smells like an arse hole in here. (''Throws the box at Gavin, who drops the knife''.) You wanna pull yourself together, son? We aren't gonna find my fifteen grand burried under this shit! (''Kicks a bag''.) Hey! (''Grabs Gavin''.) I was talking to you!

'''Gavin:''' I know, I heard! Get off of me!

'''Terrence:''' I want answers!

'''Gavin:''' What, you got no girls to hit? (''Terrence lets go of Gavin and walks to the other side of the room''.) You shouldn't have put your hands on her; she had nothing to do with it. (''Knocks the pizza box away, and looks like he's going to cry''.)

'''Terrence:''' Well, what can I say? I've got the wrong end of the stick. I thought this (''Holds up the flash drive''.) was our software. Turns out to be a useless list of slags. Alright, now stop all this messing about; I've got a horse running at Cheltenham at 3:30. (''Hands the flash drive to Gavin''.) Question One: Who was that [[Watcher|bald]] ape that [[Seven Dials: 5pm - 23rd November 2007|laid me out]]? Question Two: Which firm does he work for? Don't hesitate, liars hesitate.

'''Gavin:''' I'm not- I'm not hesitating, it- It's complicated.

'''Terrence:''' Probably not as complicated as sewing your balls back on. Speak.

'''Gavin:''' He works for [[the Order]].

'''Terrence:''' I never heard of it.

'''Gavin:''' You're not supposed to have heard of 'em. Technically, they don't even exist. The-they're on-they're omni-, um, powerful- They control all the conspiracies and-and wars in the world. Uh- (''Terrence laughs''.) Seriously, I'm not having you on!

'''Terrence:''' Well I've heard it all now.

'''Gavin:''' They control the world f-from the shadows. Th-th-that bloke who stole our software; he's called a-a-a [[Shadow]], or the Watcher, or something! He does all the dirty work for them!

'''Terrence:''' Oh, save all this farf, it's bullocks for the voices in there! (''Jabs at Gavin's head''.) I wanna know who this bloke is, and I want to know now.

'''Gavin:''' Alright, well, wait. I-... I think we might have something that they want. (''Holds up the flash drive''.) Let me turn this off and explain. (''Turns off the camera''.)

==Notes==
*In this video [[Gavin|Gavin]] eats a baked beans, banana, hot sauce, and honey sandwich on toast.

Smells like Xmas spirit

2007-12-19T00:13:26Z

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==Transcript==

(''Julia is hanging decorations on a christmas tree''.)

'''Tariq:''' Looking good, babe!

'''Julia:''' Thanks!

'''Tariq:''' No, the tree. (''Julia shoots Tariq and irritated look''.)

'''Julia:''' Okay, we're just missing one more thing now, honey. The lights, yeah?

'''Tariq:''' (''Laughs''.) Lights as well? Are you sure the tree can take anything else?

'''Julia:''' Babe, we've got to have lights! I love lights! They're my most favorite thing!

'''Tariq:''' Okay, great. Um... I'll put 'em up for you.

'''Julia:''' Sure?

'''Tariq:''' Yeah, of course! Putting up lights is a ''man's'' job!

'''Julia:''' Okay.

'''Tariq:''' Leave it to me. (''Julia takes the camera from Tariq''.) These ones, yeah? (''Grabs a string of already plugged-in lights from the floor. Julia gives a sound of agreement''.) Safety first... (''Tariq turns off the power strip and unplugs the strand''.)

'''Julia:''' Oh yeah, well done.

'''Tariq:''' Alright, um... (''Struggles with the tangled light strand, and eventually hangs a section of the lights over two branches''.) There you go!

'''Julia:''' You're not just gonna leave them like that, are you?

'''Tariq:''' No, no, they're perfect! And now... we have lights! (''Turns on the power strip, but the lights stay off''.)

'''Julia:''' Tariq.

'''Tariq:''' Sorry.

'''Julia:''' Oh, honey! I really wanted lights!

'''Tariq:''' Right. I've got an idea. (''Grabs his coat from the sofa''.) Come along.

'''Julia:''' Cheap ones from the supermarket, yeah?

'''Tariq:''' No! Better than that! (''Grabs Julia's hand and pulls her towards the door''.)

(''Cut to Tariq standing outside wearing a princess tiara. He takes it off and puts it on Julia's head''.)

'''Tariq:''' Gimme that. (''Takes the camera from Julia, and pans it to show Julia wearing the tiara, a pair of fairy wings, holding a wand. Julia laughs''.) Now look! Look, look!

'''Julia:''' (''Turns around to see a giant neon sign for "[[KM_Product_placement#Enchanted|Enchanted]]"''.) Aww, look at the lights, honey! We should go and see that! Shame this isn't a real magic wand... Hey! I could magic you some more hair! (''Laughs with Tariq''.) Sorry.

'''Tariq:''' You're a real princess to me, you know that?

'''Julia:''' Alright, smoothie.

'''Tariq:''' Smoothie? (''Julia kisses Tariq and the camera pans down to show her leg lifted off the ground''.)

(''Cut to show massive paper chains strung across the street. Cut to Julia skipping down the street. Cut to Tariq wearing the tiara and holding the magic wand''.)

'''Tariq:''' This is for you. (''Skips down the street''.)

(''Cut to Julia hiding amongst mannequins in a store window. She then comes out to meet Tariq. Cut to Tariq's arm and leg sticking out beyond a building. Cut to Tariq dancing in the street. Cut to Julia dancing in the street. She then winks at the camera. Cut to Julia spinning her umbrella. She kisses the camera. She swings the umbrella to cut to Tariq under it. Cut to Julia dancing down the street again. Cut to Julia making a cute face for the camera. Cut to Julia trying to user her magic wand on a wreath. Cut to Julia convincing a stranger to hold the camera and film them. The stranger grabs the camera and films Tariq and Julia messing around in front of the monument. Cut to Tariq and Julia under the umbrella together. Cut to Julia blowing a kiss at the camera. Cut to Tariq using the wand as a monocle. Cut to Julia balancing on the curb. Cut to Tariq and Julia kissing in a buggy, being pulled by someone dressed as Santa. Julia pretends to use the wand to make the driver turn and squeals. Tariq looks strangely at the camera. Julia laughs. Tariq puts on the driver's Santa hat and beard. Cut to show the driver, bald. Tariq looks at the camera, and Julia pulls down his beard. Julia squeals again as the buggy turns. Cut to show a statue, with Julia pretending to be it underneath. Tariq attempts to do the same. Cut to a further view of the "Enchanted" sign, and Tarq and Julia kiss. Cut to Tariq clicking his heels. Cut to Julia attempting to balance on the curb and doing a turn. Cut to show kaleidoscopic images, that cut to Tariq and Julia kissing again''.)

==Notes==
*The title is a reference to the Nirvana song "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
*The driver of the buggy may be a [[Watcher]], as he was bald and appearing to wear sunglasses when his Santa hat and beard were gone.
*Despite his "efforts" to light the tree, the reason the lights never came back on was because they were unplugged nonchalantly when Tariq was turning off the power strip.

The Last Time

2007-12-18T22:42:35Z

74.70.148.40:

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| date = December 17th, 2007
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| forumid = 476
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| description = I can’t believe I could fall for Gavin’s lies. It was all just lies.
| location = [[Gavin and Charlie's flat]]


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==Transcript==
(''Charlie unlocks the door to the flat and rushes out into the hallway. As she's walking, the camera pans to her face''.)

'''Charlie:''' He's a liar! A filthy, disgusting, dirty, seedy liar! He's never said an honest word in his whole entire life!

(''Gavin is rushing after Charlie''.)

'''Gavin:''' Charlie, wait! (''Charlie rolls her eyes''.) Honestly, I had nothing to do with it!

(''Charlie enters the lift, Gavin can be seen on the floor behind her''.)

'''Gavin:''' Charlie, wait!

'''Charlie:''' Stay away from me, Gav.

'''Gavin:''' Wait!

(''The doors close between Charlie and Gavin. The camera then pans back to Charlie''.)

'''Charlie:''' It can't believe it! Gav told me all those things yesterday and I actually believed him. How could I be so stupid? And then we came home last night and the door was wide open; the lock had been kicked off, and the list of girls' names was gone. I hid them in the flat on Thursday because I thought they'd be safe. I'm ''such'' an idiot! How could I have just left them there? I don't know. How am I gonna find them now?

(''The camera pans back to the lift doors as the open. Gavin is standing in front of them, gasping for breath''.)

'''Charlie:''' Stay away from me! You came to speak to me last night as an alibi for [[Terrence]] while he came and robbed the flat and took the list of girls' names!

'''Gavin:''' I know it looks bad, but I swear - I'm telling you the truth.

'''Charlie:''' You're hopeless, Gav! A-a- (''Starts walking off''.)

'''Gavin:''' Please-...

'''Charlie:''' No!

'''Gavin:''' Charlie, wait!

'''Charlie:''' Stay away!

'''Gavin:''' Charlie, please!

(''Charlie runs to the building's front door and presses the button to leave''.)

'''Gavin:''' Charlie!

==Notes==
*Gavin replied to the video shortly after it was posted:
:{{Quote|Gavin|I didn't have anything to do with it... [[Image:Smiley sad.gif]]}}

Beyond Myself

2007-05-13T00:25:11Z

74.70.17.82: /* Transcript */

{{Unofficial blog
| name = Beyond Myself
| number = 0003
| image = Lostgrl17 Beyond Myself.jpg
| caption = I can go beyond myself?
| blogger = Lostgrl17
| date = May 04, 2007
| url = {{youtube|b2uuClNmDdc}}
| description = I have some free time, so I thought I would make a video.

You can check out the website I'm talking about here: http://greatday.com/motivate/070426.html
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'''Beyond Myself''' is the third video in the [[Lostgrl17]] video series.

==Transcript==
'''Li:''' "How far beyond yourself are you willing to think and act? Have you ever done anything that will benefit the world... not tommorow... not next year... but a thousand years from now?" That quote is from the motivational website I found the other day. It really got me thinking. I mean, I've been really down lately about the things I've had to do. But then I read quotes like this, and I remember I may be needed for a higher purpose. Will what I'm doing benefit the world in 1000 years? I dunno. But it is one step closer to figuring out what I want to do with my life. The quote ends by saying: "What you can achieve alone is quite impressive. Yet, what you can create by going beyond yourself can indeed fufill every dream." I feel that with my religion. I can truly go beyond myself and do something for a greater good. Speaking of the religion, there's a girl on here named [[aaalondra|Alondra]] who was interested in joining the Hymn of One. I think it's great that people want to join. I even offered to sponsor her. She never got back to me though. I guess she's just busy.

'''Text on Screen:''' The offer still stands Alondra :)

==Notes==

Lonelygirl15 The Story So Far...

2006-12-28T17:07:21Z

74.70.24.112:

Special Request from [[The Creators]]:
[[The Creators]] of [[Lonelygirl15 (production)|lonelygirl15]] appreciate all the effort put forth by the fans to make the [[LGPedia]] the trove of LG15 information that it has become. They now charge the LGPedia community with a new mission: to create a '''Story So Far...''' section. In a nutshell, they would like a concise yet comprehensive introduction to LG15 for newbies linked to from the main page. The articles [[Breeniverse Timeline]] and [[Down The Rabbit Hole: The Hunt For Bree]] can be a starting-off point for this new viewer summary.

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==Who is lonelygirl15?==
On May 24, 2006 the world was touched by a sweet young girl experiencing the troubles of everyday life, but it turned out to be something more than that. The truth about lonelygirl15's life was told, and the world was captivated . . .

[[Bree|Lonelygirl15]], a.k.a. Bree, is an intelligent, yet awkward and geeky teenager. Raised in a strict, isolated household, she lacks many of the social skills possessed by her peers. She does not go out with friends much, and spends much of her time reading or playing juvenile games, such as interacting with her three stuffed animals, [[Thor]] the bear, [[Owen]] the Turtle, and [[Purple Monkey|P. Monkey]]. Bree is home schooled, and she and her parents have moved around a lot, which has limited her social experiences and has left her without any true friends. For a short while she attended high school, but the social pressures, teasing and her lack of experience proved too overwhelming for her to bear. However, she did leave her short stint in public high school with one friend, [[Daniel]].

==Her Beginning==
In June of 2006, Bree bought a webcam and began posting on [[YouTube]]. At first, she posted simple, silly clips of her and her stuffed animals, which she explains were edited by a friend. Later on, however, she opened up to the audience and began sharing more and more about herself, her life, religion and troubles. [[My Parents Suck...|Bree explains]] that her religion often prevents her from doing normal, teenage activities. Along the way, [[The Danielbeast|she introduces Daniel (as DanielBeast)]], her best and only ''real'' friend. Although he just sits on the bed and reads magazines most of the time, he occasionally participates in her clips, such as their spoof of each other, "[[Proving Science Wrong... with Lonelybeast and Danielgirl15]]".

Daniel and Bree spend more and more time together, [[My Parents... Let Us Go Hiking!!!|going on hikes]], [[Swimming!|swimming]] or just sitting in her bedroom. Bree's father asks Daniel to film Bree's play for her annual religious summer camp. Daniel refuses, and [[What Bree's Dad Said...|Bree's father reacts negatively]], straining her friendship with Daniel. Afterwards, tears are shed and angry words are exchanged between the friends. Daniel [[To Hell With Bree's Dad (yeah!)|posts a video]] explaining how he intends to attend her play, though not to film it, much to the surprise and happiness of Bree. Having gotten over the first hurdle in their public relationship, Bree excitedly shares that she has been chosen to participate in a sacred ceremony for her religion. Bree does not share many details about this religion except to say that she is truly committed to her faith.

==Her Rebellion==
Daniel [[I Want to Take Bree to a Party!|invites Bree to a party]], something she has never experienced, and with people she only met during her short time in public education (and who also [[Poor Pluto|teased her]] for her intellectual curiosity in science class). Her parents forbid her to go, but Bree [[I'm Going to the Party!|decides to sneak out anyway]]. Much to her dismay, her father is waiting for her when she gets home. She is promptly placed under "[[House Arrest|house arrest]]," and her father forbids her to see Daniel anymore. After this first rebellious act against her parents, it seems as if Bree has become addicted to sneaking out, or perhaps she just relishes her newfound freedom. Daniel invites her on various "dates" and Bree is confused about teen love. She's never had a boyfriend before, and obviously never experienced a kiss, so Daniel's desire to be something more than friends befuddles her, especially when [[My First Kiss|he kisses her]] at another party.

==Her Religion==
In the video [[A Change In My Life]], Bree sheds some light on the ceremony for which she has been chosen to participate. For the [[Bree's ritual|ceremony]], she has to learn [[Enochian|a new language]], go on a special diet, learn special steps, take [[iron pills|iron supplements]] and receive weekly [[Bree's injections|injections]].

Although Bree promises to have a dinner with Daniel, she realizes that she has to attend an annual [[Fall Equinox]] ceremony for [[Bree's religion|her religion]]. Again, her mysterious religion tears Daniel and Bree apart. She decides that her religion is more important to her than her only friend. She gains a "[[My Helper|helper]]" whose role is to assist her in preparing for the upcoming ceremony. She is already studying hard, dieting, taking pills and receiving mysterious shots. Nevertheless, she enjoys this new female friend. Daniel, still angry, [[Where Are They Going?|follows Bree and her helper]], [[Lucy]], in order to figure out the woman's purpose and motives. Bree sees the videoblog of Daniel following her and is upset. She tells Daniel via [[Daniel Crossed The Line|videoblog]] to leave her alone and stop following her. She also warns him about the power of those in her religious order. Daniel ignores her and begins to become alarmed by the extent to which her religion affects events in Bree's life.

==Her Ceremony==
Daniel finds inconclusive, yet disturbing stories about a man associated with Bree's religion, [[Aleister Crowley]]. He follows Bree and her helper yet again and in a secluded, wooded area stumbles upon the ceremony. As Daniel [[The Ceremony|films part of the secret ritual]], he notices that he is being watched. Fleeing through the darkness, he escapes into his car before being caught. After that, he follows Bree's helper Lucy to her apartment and waits until she leaves, [[Following The Helper|breaking in]] and finding pictures on Lucy's computer of himself videotaping the ceremony, along with maps of locations in Texas, Arizona, California, Alaska and Alberta, Canada. Shaken and paranoid, Daniel is convinced that Bree's "cult," as he calls it, is following him as he followed them. Bree hears of this and becomes extremely worried about Daniel's safety. So he goes "underground," staying at a friend's home to hide from the cult. Daniel calls Bree, finding out that under the instruction of Lucy and other cult members [[I Lied To Daniel|Bree has lied]] to him about the ceremony. As it turns out, Bree knows very little about purpose and date of the ceremony. Furthermore, Bree's father seems to have little information about the injections he was giving to her. Bree realizes that Lucy will not answer any of Bree's questions. With Daniel's encouragement, Bree decides not to participate in the ceremony, and her parents surprisingly support her decision. Meanwhile, Bree is contacted by [[Gemma]], an old friend, who warns her of the power and influence of [[The Order|the "Order"]]. This prompts Bree to reunite with Daniel at his house.

==Her Getaway==
While at Daniel's house, [[Still At Daniel's|Bree's parents contact her ]] to tell her that she should sleep at Daniel's for the night, an extreme contrast to the conservative parents Bree has known. A few days later, Bree and Daniel, both worried, decide to return to her home after receiving no responses to their numerous phone calls. Upon arriving at the house, and from within the safety of Daniel's car [[On The Run|they witness her parents leaving]] with Lucy and a man from the ceremony. Once the car drives off, the two enter Bree's house to examine the scene. Hidden inside the P. Monkey puppet, Bree finds a note and some money left by her parents. The note advises her to stay with Daniel. Daniel and Bree worry about whether or not Daniel's house is a safe location. They make the decision to run away. They sleep in the car for a few days before settling in to a [[The motel|motel]]. Bree seems to be her usual silly self, but [[Someone's Following You|Gemma warns her]] that she is being followed by a "[[Watcher]]", a member of the Order who is stalking them. They both flee again, finding [[The second motel|another motel]]. [[Silent Treatment|Daniel is upset with Bree]] for not taking the situation seriously.

==Her New Friend==
Bree is left a video comment by [[Jonas]], who wishes Lonelygirl and Danielbeast a [[Happy Thanksgiving]]. He does not give out much background information about himself, and says only that his parents mysteriously disappeared while sailing six years ago, and expresses his sympathy for Bree, a fellow "orphan". Meanwhile, Daniel and Bree return to their motel room to find it [[Ransacked!|ransacked]]. With all of their money stolen, and now having only the small amount left that Daniel is carrying, and they flee once again. Daniel becomes increasingly aggravated and wants to go back home, but Bree is not convinced that they are safe. Bree receives a vblog from Gemma who fears she too is being followed by a Watcher. [[Scared To Go Home|Scared to go home]], Gemma hides out at a friend's home, noticeably distressed, much like Daniel when he realized he was being followed. The situation for Bree and Daniel grows increasingly worse when Daniel is informed by someone named Tachyon that his car is bugged with a tracking device. Deciding that the safest choice is to [[Homeless|abandon the car]], the now-homeless couple has to resort to dumpster diving for food and a dirty abandoned warehouse for shelter. In November 28th online chat session, it is suggested that Bree and Daniel accept the help of Jonas, who is apparently rich, unemployed and lives alone in a large house. However, Daniel and Gemma are not convinced. Bree [[Your Decision|chooses to stay with Jonas]], but Daniel decides to [[Back Home|return home]].

==Her Betrayal==
Jonas posts [[Tough Cookie|a video claiming that Gemma was lying]] about being in London; apparently she is in California and still active in the Order. This, along with Daniel's abandonment of her, drives Bree to sulk for several days. Meanwhile, Daniel decides to go [[Back At Bree's|back to Bree's house]] and investigate, finding evidence that leads him to [[Breaking And Entering|break into a pharmaceutical warehouse]]. Bree decides to take action herself and begins by [[Bree Phone Home|calling her friends and family]] to see if anyone has had contact with her parents. She initially seems to find no helpful information, but in a call to an uncle, receives a coded message from her father, indicating that they are OK and requesting that she meet them. She reminisces about her old friend [[Cassie]] with whom Bree made some prank phone calls during their brief friendship. By the time she finishes making her calls; Bree concludes that the "Gemma Incident" is good reason to avoid contact with those in "The Community."

On Christmas Day, Daniel arrives at Jonas's house. However, on the following day, Jonas and Daniel awake to find that Bree is gone, and has apparently taken his car, a credit card, and some cash.

OpAphid

2006-11-05T11:37:43Z

74.70.189.163: /* The Set of Five */

'''OpAphid''' is a YouTube based (for now) [[ARG]] in which OpAphid (Operation Aphid) is recruiting “the worthy” for a future conflict.

==Origin ==

OpAphid first appeared with the video [[You Made the Right Choice, Bree!]] in response to Bree’s [[My Difficult Decision]] video. OpAphid has since posted comments and videos to Bree, Cassie ([[Cassieiswatching]]) and [[Daniel]]. These are generally warnings, some nicer than others, that insinuate that OpAphid is connected to Bree’s religion and that Cassie and Daniel should watch their step.

== OpAphid’s Modus Operandi ==

OpAphid’s videos are layered to say the least.
There is the surface message of the written and spoken text, the deep meaning of the text and then the text and audio that takes homework (ex. Backwards audio and hieroglyphs).
 
In addition to the custom logo, at the end of each video there is a false ending which appears as if the video has ended and gone to the related video links but then returns to the real video again before ending.
 
OpAphid uses video tags that often match Bree's or Cassie's.

==Gamejacking ==
OpAphid has taken credit for [[gamejacking]] Cassie's voice mailbox. Evidence in the video, [[Cassie Does Not R.I.P. (Rest In Peace)]] proves she had the passcode, and complete control of the mailbox.
 

==Puzzles==

===The Set of Five===
Five videos were released as a series ([[Everyone Hates Cassie: What a poor, lonely girl.]], [[They Attack Cassie! Is Daniel next? He crossed the line.]], [[What ever happened to that girl, Cassie?]], [[Cassie is Lying, Cassie Tells Lies]], [[Cassie Does Not R.I.P. (Rest In Peace)]]). This series featured the same pattern of text and sound.
 The same music is used through out the set.
 In the bottom right, hieroglyphs appear and fade out.
 The same video, with different coloration, appear in each.
 Letters fall into place below the face that are statements of guilt. (This is also spoken)
 A word, written in dots of light, scrolls across the screen.
 We hear audio from Bree or Cassie videos.
 A key Cassie phrase appears over the girl’s head.
 The scrolling word from before then scrolls back the other way.
 A false youtube ending.
 OpAphid's logo with backwards audio.
 
The last three have slight variants on this theme and are discussed more thoroughly in their pages.
 
Upon the release of [[Cassie Does Not R.I.P. (Rest In Peace)]] we were told that we had our set of five videos and had to "find purity in the order".
 
The first step was the hieroglyphs that were at the beginning of the five Cassie videos. Each video had hieroglyphic numbers that were fractions. The football means fraction with assumed numerator 1. The lines are 1s. The sideways symbol is 1/2. The union symbol (upsidedown u) is 10.
 
The fractions when added and reduced become 1/5, 2/5 and so on which gives us this video order which was later verified by the bug herself. 
Whatever Happened to That Girl, Cassie 
Cassie Does Not R.I.P. 
Cassie is Lying, Cassie Tells Lies 
Everyone Hates Cassie
 They Attack Cassie
 
The further analysis was with regards to the words infront of the face. These lines are admissions of guilt that are a twist on the 42 Declarations of Innocence (AKA the 42 Declarations of Purity) that are associated with the Egyptian Goddess Ma'at (Goddess of Truth, Balance and Order).
 
When the fractions are used to put the videos in order the declarations appear as
 
I have judged hastily and harshly 
I have acted with guile and insolence 
I have beared false witness and supported false allegations 
I have taken god's name in vain 
I have been unduly proud and acted with arrogance 
 
When you look up the declarations you can find the corresponding numbers
 
21 
38 
14 
28 
39 
 
If you called Cassie in her game then the numbers 213 set off little bells of glee. When 213 814 2839 is called it leads to an outgoing voice mail message which WatchingCassie has preserved [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM_qFUWoAfk here]. OpAphid can also be reached via Skype.
 

===The Voice Mail===
After deciphering the number we were to message OpAphid with what we believed our instruction to be.
 
'''The message said''':
 
Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem. 
It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong. 
Mistakes are the portals to discovery. 
Alas, never interrupt an enemy when he is making a mistake. 
It is possible to fail in many ways, while to succeed is possible only in one way. 
Do what’s right, the right way, at the right time. 
A story is told as much by silence as by speech. 
Except in this case. 
And then wait for further instruction.
 
These lines are quotes with a few linking words inserted.
 
'''With Authors''': 
Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem. ''[Henry Kissinger]''
 
It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong. ''[Voltaire]''
 
Mistakes are the portals to discovery. ''[James Joyce]''
 
Alas, never interrupt an enemy when he is making a mistake. ''[Napoleon]''
 
It is possible to fail in many ways, while to succeed is possible only in one way. ''[Aristotle]''
 
Do what’s right, the right way, at the right time. [[[Arnold H. Glasgow]]]
 
A story is told as much by silence as by speech. ''[Susan Griffin]''
 
Except in this case.
 
And then wait for further instruction.
 
'''Solution Status''': Known to some but still in Secret Mode (as per the request of OpAphid)

===Drop 1===

Following OpAphid's video The Action of an Enemy- Be Careful, Archetype and Noava went to the park to retrieve the first drop. This park was the same park as seen in Lonelygirl15's In the Park and CassieisWatching's When I get to the Bottom where I stop.

They walked around the park looking for clues, when the payphone rang. Noava answered the phone and engaged in a long phone call, which later became known as "The test." During this phone call, Noava apparently chose his side to be against OpAphid. Immediately after this call was finished, the phone rang again. It was OpAphid warning Noava that if he had an ounce of intelligence he would reconsider his position.

At the scene, a postcard was retrieved with a crying bunny on it, identical to the image shown here: http://www.artunlimited.com/catalog/catalogItem.do?artnr=DB050&pager.offset=176

Also, a memory card was retrieved. Noava did not want to share its contents because of what he learned during his phonecalls. However, OpAphid continually pressured the group to analyze the data as soon as possible. Eventually, Noava revealed the contents of the card:

(1) http://www-scf.usc.edu/~cjguerre/4954.jpg 
(2) A coded list, which ended up being: 

Cu_Roi 
ixlr8 
luv2luvem 
cluechaser 
MintGurl 
Melissab718 
hummingcrab 
stevedx669 
theratdiva 
pikales 
skawjw 
tiltingwindward 
ladron121 
warpylol 
ravensgrace 
gemmers19 
pikales 
TheChessboardWoman 
twjaniak 
chixor1 
romanceismusic 
jengels2002 
Frederikke 
briska06 
surrealisticpill 
 
(3) A video of Bree talking about bowling as seen on someone's laptop. The laptop is shut and a dark, unidentifiable background is shown: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UORaVbuAFyA
 
Details about the drop and how data was analyzed is recorded more in-depth at the forum:
http://www.lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2550&start=0

===The Test===
(Place Holder)

===Letters in Aphid===

'''Corresponding videos''':
 
A PAIN HID = A IN APHID (on "Cassie Does Not R.I.P.") 
HID IN APP = P IN APHID (on "You Made the Right Choice, Bree!") 
HAD IN HIP = H IN APHID (on "Do go to god, cassie") AND ("Disclosure: Cassie") 
HIP IN AID = I IN APHID (PREVIOUSLY on "Disclosure: Cassie") Now on none 
PAID HIND = D IN APHID (on "Add Poe Hinder Vilification") 

====A in APHID ====
'''Clue:''' 
"The first step toward any solution? The A in APHID, of course"
 
'''Solution:''' 
Analysis
 
'''Profile verifying solution:'''
 The first step toward any solution? ANALYSIS. Analyze the data in front of you.
 
====P in APHID====
'''Clue:'''
 Only those who have found instruction within the message will be prepared to prove their worth. While history is full of subtle clues toward greater secrets, some messages are meant to be taken literally--regardless of any deeper connections we might suspect.
 
Above all others, the P in APHID is our greatest purpose. Its importance is essential to understand before any further progress can be made.
 
In that regard, sometimes additional enlightenment can be found hidden amongst information we previously considered a part of our history...
 
'''Solution:'''
 Protect
 
'''Profile verifying solution:'''
 To PROTECT is our greatest purpose, above all others. The importance of PROTECTION is essential to understand before any further progress can be made.

====H in APHID====
'''Solution:'''
 Hinder

====Full Solution Thus Far:====
A = Analysis
 P = Protect
 H = Hinder
 I = ?
 D = ?

==Operation Aphid: The YouTube Group==
When viewing OpAphid's profile we can see they are a member of:
 '''Group Name:''' ipod opera - a hint?
 '''Description:''' mimic unto nonchalance
 '''Tags:''' ihit dan poor ape
 '''Created:''' September 27, 2006
 
'''Name anagrams to:''' OPERATION APHID
 '''Description anagrams to:''' COMMUNICATION CHANNEL
 '''Tags anagram to:''' OPERATION APHID
 
'''Known members''' (10 total):

 '''OpAphid'''
 '''warpylol'''
 '''OperationAphid'''
 '''rustybug''' found by shifty
 '''saint696''' found by Xrynaem
 '''jimmyjm''' found by Ziola
 '''Jamesdoof''' found by gtrichar
 '''Avasta'''
 '''lolm3n'''
 '''iheartthevoices'''
 
OperationAphid is also a member of:
 operationaphid
 aphid
 
All three groups were created the same day but the last two have no other members.
 
All groups are invite only

==Controversy==
Not everyone is a fan of OpAphid's Puppet Masters.
 
For certain spans of time, correct solutions to puzzles are withheld from the general populous. The character asks that we stay quiet and since they are a character that we must stay in the good graces of, we comply...within reason. This leaves a bad taste in the mouths of many, both new players who don't understand why people aren't giving out the answers and veterans who aren't used to a PM who locks down their game to quite this level.

==Videos ==
Wiki and YouTube 
[[You Made the Right Choice, Bree!]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVcgwBYwNp4 You Made the Right Choice, Bree! - re: My Difficult Decision] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYv8iOcU3do Watchingcassie's response] 
[[DO GO TO GOD, Cassie (for my helper)]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNbe9R7TgPw DO GO TO GOD, Cassie (for my helper)] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwo5LNEgnPU Watchingcassie's response] 
[[Everyone Hates Cassie: What a poor, lonely girl.]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsGjGubGJak Everyone Hates Cassie: What a poor, lonely girl.] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR4Yc-G3um8 Watchingcassie's response] 
[[They Attack Cassie! Is Daniel next? He crossed the line.]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOdSIMZTV7w They Attack Cassie! Is Daniel next? He crossed the line.] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0qUsKYXG5w Watchingcassie's response] 
[[What ever happened to that girl, Cassie?]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZYx7160Xek What ever happened to that girl, Cassie?] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64gXXl867Kc Watchingcassie's response] 
[[Cassie is Lying, Cassie Tells Lies]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0rRRLonJLs Cassie Is Lying, Cassie Tells Lies] 
[[Disclosure: Cassie. We Are "They"]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAp4auNdeEI Disclosure: Cassie. We Are "They"] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcld3v28azs Watchingcassie's response] 
[[Which Side Are You On? (Keep This In Mind)]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xyit0njiAmA Which Side Are You On? (Keep This In Mind)] 
[[Cassie Does Not R.I.P. (Rest In Peace)]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwKImYI3O9k Cassie Does Not R.I.P. (Rest In Peace)] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48c7dmkNZFw Watchingcassie's response] 
[[The Action of an Enemy - Be Careful]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMmhb01nuI4 The Action of an Enemy - Be Careful] 

[[Category:Unofficial characters]]
[[Category:Fan Fiction]]

OpAphid

2006-11-05T11:36:37Z

74.70.189.163: /* Drop 1 */

'''OpAphid''' is a YouTube based (for now) [[ARG]] in which OpAphid (Operation Aphid) is recruiting “the worthy” for a future conflict.

==Origin ==

OpAphid first appeared with the video [[You Made the Right Choice, Bree!]] in response to Bree’s [[My Difficult Decision]] video. OpAphid has since posted comments and videos to Bree, Cassie ([[Cassieiswatching]]) and [[Daniel]]. These are generally warnings, some nicer than others, that insinuate that OpAphid is connected to Bree’s religion and that Cassie and Daniel should watch their step.

== OpAphid’s Modus Operandi ==

OpAphid’s videos are layered to say the least.
There is the surface message of the written and spoken text, the deep meaning of the text and then the text and audio that takes homework (ex. Backwards audio and hieroglyphs).
 
In addition to the custom logo, at the end of each video there is a false ending which appears as if the video has ended and gone to the related video links but then returns to the real video again before ending.
 
OpAphid uses video tags that often match Bree's or Cassie's.

==Gamejacking ==
OpAphid has taken credit for [[gamejacking]] Cassie's voice mailbox. Evidence in the video, [[Cassie Does Not R.I.P. (Rest In Peace)]] proves she had the passcode, and complete control of the mailbox.
 

==Puzzles==

===The Set of Five===
Five videos were released as a series ([[Everyone Hates Cassie: What a poor, lonely girl.]], [[They Attack Cassie! Is Daniel next? He crossed the line.]], [[What ever happened to that girl, Cassie?]], [[Cassie is Lying, Cassie Tells Lies]], [[Cassie Does Not R.I.P. (Rest In Peace)]]). This series featured the same pattern of text and sound.
 The same music is used through out the set.
 In the bottom right, hieroglyphs appear and fade out.
 The same video, with different coloration, appear in each.
 Letters fall into place below the face that are statements of guilt. (This is also spoken)
 A word, written in dots of light, scrolls across the screen.
 We hear audio from Bree or Cassie videos.
 A key Cassie phrase appears over the girl’s head.
 The scrolling word from before then scrolls back the other way.
 A false youtube ending.
 OpAphid's logo with backwards audio.
 
The last three have slight variants on this theme and are discussed more thoroughly in their pages.
 
Upon the release of [[Cassie Does Not R.I.P. (Rest In Peace)]] we were told that we had our set of five videos and had to "find purity in the order".
 
The first step was the hieroglyphs that were at the beginning of the five Cassie videos. Each video had hieroglyphic numbers that were fractions. The football means fraction with assumed numerator 1. The lines are 1s. The sideways symbol is 1/2. The union symbol (upsidedown u) is 10.
 
The fractions when added and reduced become 1/5, 2/5 and so on which gives us this video order which was later verified by the bug herself. 
Whatever Happened to That Girl, Cassie 
Cassie Does Not R.I.P. 
Cassie is Lying, Cassie Tells Lies 
Everyone Hates Cassie
 They Attack Cassie
 
The further analysis was with regards to the words infront of the face. These lines are admissions of guilt that are a twist on the 42 Declarations of Innocence (AKA the 42 Declarations of Purity) that are associated with the Egyptian Goddess Ma'at (Goddess of Truth, Balance and Order).
 
When the fractions are used to put the videos in order the declarations appear as
 
I have judged hastily and harshly 
I have acted with guile and insolence 
I have beared false witness and supported false allegations 
I have taken god's name in vain 
I have been unduly proud and acted with arrogance 
 
When you look up the declarations you can find the corresponding numbers
 
21 
38 
14 
28 
39 
 
If you called Cassie in her game then the numbers 213 set off little bells of glee. When 213 814 2839 is called it leads to an outgoing voice mail message which WatchingCassie has preserved [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM_qFUWoAfk here]. OpAphid can also be reached via Skype.
 
===The Voice Mail===
After deciphering the number we were to message OpAphid with what we believed our instruction to be.
 
'''The message said''':
 
Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem. 
It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong. 
Mistakes are the portals to discovery. 
Alas, never interrupt an enemy when he is making a mistake. 
It is possible to fail in many ways, while to succeed is possible only in one way. 
Do what’s right, the right way, at the right time. 
A story is told as much by silence as by speech. 
Except in this case. 
And then wait for further instruction.
 
These lines are quotes with a few linking words inserted.
 
'''With Authors''': 
Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem. ''[Henry Kissinger]''
 
It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong. ''[Voltaire]''
 
Mistakes are the portals to discovery. ''[James Joyce]''
 
Alas, never interrupt an enemy when he is making a mistake. ''[Napoleon]''
 
It is possible to fail in many ways, while to succeed is possible only in one way. ''[Aristotle]''
 
Do what’s right, the right way, at the right time. [[[Arnold H. Glasgow]]]
 
A story is told as much by silence as by speech. ''[Susan Griffin]''
 
Except in this case.
 
And then wait for further instruction.
 
'''Solution Status''': Known to some but still in Secret Mode (as per the request of OpAphid)

===Drop 1===

Following OpAphid's video The Action of an Enemy- Be Careful, Archetype and Noava went to the park to retrieve the first drop. This park was the same park as seen in Lonelygirl15's In the Park and CassieisWatching's When I get to the Bottom where I stop.

They walked around the park looking for clues, when the payphone rang. Noava answered the phone and engaged in a long phone call, which later became known as "The test." During this phone call, Noava apparently chose his side to be against OpAphid. Immediately after this call was finished, the phone rang again. It was OpAphid warning Noava that if he had an ounce of intelligence he would reconsider his position.

At the scene, a postcard was retrieved with a crying bunny on it, identical to the image shown here: http://www.artunlimited.com/catalog/catalogItem.do?artnr=DB050&pager.offset=176

Also, a memory card was retrieved. Noava did not want to share its contents because of what he learned during his phonecalls. However, OpAphid continually pressured the group to analyze the data as soon as possible. Eventually, Noava revealed the contents of the card:

(1) http://www-scf.usc.edu/~cjguerre/4954.jpg 
(2) A coded list, which ended up being: 

Cu_Roi 
ixlr8 
luv2luvem 
cluechaser 
MintGurl 
Melissab718 
hummingcrab 
stevedx669 
theratdiva 
pikales 
skawjw 
tiltingwindward 
ladron121 
warpylol 
ravensgrace 
gemmers19 
pikales 
TheChessboardWoman 
twjaniak 
chixor1 
romanceismusic 
jengels2002 
Frederikke 
briska06 
surrealisticpill 
 
(3) A video of Bree talking about bowling as seen on someone's laptop. The laptop is shut and a dark, unidentifiable background is shown: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UORaVbuAFyA
 
Details about the drop and how data was analyzed is recorded more in-depth at the forum:
http://www.lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2550&start=0

===The Test===
(Place Holder)

===Letters in Aphid===

'''Corresponding videos''':
 
A PAIN HID = A IN APHID (on "Cassie Does Not R.I.P.") 
HID IN APP = P IN APHID (on "You Made the Right Choice, Bree!") 
HAD IN HIP = H IN APHID (on "Do go to god, cassie") AND ("Disclosure: Cassie") 
HIP IN AID = I IN APHID (PREVIOUSLY on "Disclosure: Cassie") Now on none 
PAID HIND = D IN APHID (on "Add Poe Hinder Vilification") 

====A in APHID ====
'''Clue:''' 
"The first step toward any solution? The A in APHID, of course"
 
'''Solution:''' 
Analysis
 
'''Profile verifying solution:'''
 The first step toward any solution? ANALYSIS. Analyze the data in front of you.
 
====P in APHID====
'''Clue:'''
 Only those who have found instruction within the message will be prepared to prove their worth. While history is full of subtle clues toward greater secrets, some messages are meant to be taken literally--regardless of any deeper connections we might suspect.
 
Above all others, the P in APHID is our greatest purpose. Its importance is essential to understand before any further progress can be made.
 
In that regard, sometimes additional enlightenment can be found hidden amongst information we previously considered a part of our history...
 
'''Solution:'''
 Protect
 
'''Profile verifying solution:'''
 To PROTECT is our greatest purpose, above all others. The importance of PROTECTION is essential to understand before any further progress can be made.

====H in APHID====
'''Solution:'''
 Hinder

====Full Solution Thus Far:====
A = Analysis
 P = Protect
 H = Hinder
 I = ?
 D = ?

==Operation Aphid: The YouTube Group==
When viewing OpAphid's profile we can see they are a member of:
 '''Group Name:''' ipod opera - a hint?
 '''Description:''' mimic unto nonchalance
 '''Tags:''' ihit dan poor ape
 '''Created:''' September 27, 2006
 
'''Name anagrams to:''' OPERATION APHID
 '''Description anagrams to:''' COMMUNICATION CHANNEL
 '''Tags anagram to:''' OPERATION APHID
 
'''Known members''' (10 total):

 '''OpAphid'''
 '''warpylol'''
 '''OperationAphid'''
 '''rustybug''' found by shifty
 '''saint696''' found by Xrynaem
 '''jimmyjm''' found by Ziola
 '''Jamesdoof''' found by gtrichar
 '''Avasta'''
 '''lolm3n'''
 '''iheartthevoices'''
 
OperationAphid is also a member of:
 operationaphid
 aphid
 
All three groups were created the same day but the last two have no other members.
 
All groups are invite only

==Controversy==
Not everyone is a fan of OpAphid's Puppet Masters.
 
For certain spans of time, correct solutions to puzzles are withheld from the general populous. The character asks that we stay quiet and since they are a character that we must stay in the good graces of, we comply...within reason. This leaves a bad taste in the mouths of many, both new players who don't understand why people aren't giving out the answers and veterans who aren't used to a PM who locks down their game to quite this level.

==Videos ==
Wiki and YouTube 
[[You Made the Right Choice, Bree!]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVcgwBYwNp4 You Made the Right Choice, Bree! - re: My Difficult Decision] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYv8iOcU3do Watchingcassie's response] 
[[DO GO TO GOD, Cassie (for my helper)]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNbe9R7TgPw DO GO TO GOD, Cassie (for my helper)] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwo5LNEgnPU Watchingcassie's response] 
[[Everyone Hates Cassie: What a poor, lonely girl.]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsGjGubGJak Everyone Hates Cassie: What a poor, lonely girl.] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR4Yc-G3um8 Watchingcassie's response] 
[[They Attack Cassie! Is Daniel next? He crossed the line.]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOdSIMZTV7w They Attack Cassie! Is Daniel next? He crossed the line.] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0qUsKYXG5w Watchingcassie's response] 
[[What ever happened to that girl, Cassie?]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZYx7160Xek What ever happened to that girl, Cassie?] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64gXXl867Kc Watchingcassie's response] 
[[Cassie is Lying, Cassie Tells Lies]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0rRRLonJLs Cassie Is Lying, Cassie Tells Lies] 
[[Disclosure: Cassie. We Are "They"]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAp4auNdeEI Disclosure: Cassie. We Are "They"] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcld3v28azs Watchingcassie's response] 
[[Which Side Are You On? (Keep This In Mind)]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xyit0njiAmA Which Side Are You On? (Keep This In Mind)] 
[[Cassie Does Not R.I.P. (Rest In Peace)]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwKImYI3O9k Cassie Does Not R.I.P. (Rest In Peace)] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48c7dmkNZFw Watchingcassie's response] 
[[The Action of an Enemy - Be Careful]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMmhb01nuI4 The Action of an Enemy - Be Careful] 

[[Category:Unofficial characters]]
[[Category:Fan Fiction]]

OpAphid

2006-11-05T11:35:48Z

74.70.189.163: /* Drop 1 */

'''OpAphid''' is a YouTube based (for now) [[ARG]] in which OpAphid (Operation Aphid) is recruiting “the worthy” for a future conflict.

==Origin ==

OpAphid first appeared with the video [[You Made the Right Choice, Bree!]] in response to Bree’s [[My Difficult Decision]] video. OpAphid has since posted comments and videos to Bree, Cassie ([[Cassieiswatching]]) and [[Daniel]]. These are generally warnings, some nicer than others, that insinuate that OpAphid is connected to Bree’s religion and that Cassie and Daniel should watch their step.

== OpAphid’s Modus Operandi ==

OpAphid’s videos are layered to say the least.
There is the surface message of the written and spoken text, the deep meaning of the text and then the text and audio that takes homework (ex. Backwards audio and hieroglyphs).
 
In addition to the custom logo, at the end of each video there is a false ending which appears as if the video has ended and gone to the related video links but then returns to the real video again before ending.
 
OpAphid uses video tags that often match Bree's or Cassie's.

==Gamejacking ==
OpAphid has taken credit for [[gamejacking]] Cassie's voice mailbox. Evidence in the video, [[Cassie Does Not R.I.P. (Rest In Peace)]] proves she had the passcode, and complete control of the mailbox.
 

==Puzzles==

===The Set of Five===
Five videos were released as a series ([[Everyone Hates Cassie: What a poor, lonely girl.]], [[They Attack Cassie! Is Daniel next? He crossed the line.]], [[What ever happened to that girl, Cassie?]], [[Cassie is Lying, Cassie Tells Lies]], [[Cassie Does Not R.I.P. (Rest In Peace)]]). This series featured the same pattern of text and sound.
 The same music is used through out the set.
 In the bottom right, hieroglyphs appear and fade out.
 The same video, with different coloration, appear in each.
 Letters fall into place below the face that are statements of guilt. (This is also spoken)
 A word, written in dots of light, scrolls across the screen.
 We hear audio from Bree or Cassie videos.
 A key Cassie phrase appears over the girl’s head.
 The scrolling word from before then scrolls back the other way.
 A false youtube ending.
 OpAphid's logo with backwards audio.
 
The last three have slight variants on this theme and are discussed more thoroughly in their pages.
 
Upon the release of [[Cassie Does Not R.I.P. (Rest In Peace)]] we were told that we had our set of five videos and had to "find purity in the order".
 
The first step was the hieroglyphs that were at the beginning of the five Cassie videos. Each video had hieroglyphic numbers that were fractions. The football means fraction with assumed numerator 1. The lines are 1s. The sideways symbol is 1/2. The union symbol (upsidedown u) is 10.
 
The fractions when added and reduced become 1/5, 2/5 and so on which gives us this video order which was later verified by the bug herself. 
Whatever Happened to That Girl, Cassie 
Cassie Does Not R.I.P. 
Cassie is Lying, Cassie Tells Lies 
Everyone Hates Cassie
 They Attack Cassie
 
The further analysis was with regards to the words infront of the face. These lines are admissions of guilt that are a twist on the 42 Declarations of Innocence (AKA the 42 Declarations of Purity) that are associated with the Egyptian Goddess Ma'at (Goddess of Truth, Balance and Order).
 
When the fractions are used to put the videos in order the declarations appear as
 
I have judged hastily and harshly 
I have acted with guile and insolence 
I have beared false witness and supported false allegations 
I have taken god's name in vain 
I have been unduly proud and acted with arrogance 
 
When you look up the declarations you can find the corresponding numbers
 
21 
38 
14 
28 
39 
 
If you called Cassie in her game then the numbers 213 set off little bells of glee. When 213 814 2839 is called it leads to an outgoing voice mail message which WatchingCassie has preserved [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM_qFUWoAfk here]. OpAphid can also be reached via Skype.
 
===The Voice Mail===
After deciphering the number we were to message OpAphid with what we believed our instruction to be.
 
'''The message said''':
 
Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem. 
It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong. 
Mistakes are the portals to discovery. 
Alas, never interrupt an enemy when he is making a mistake. 
It is possible to fail in many ways, while to succeed is possible only in one way. 
Do what’s right, the right way, at the right time. 
A story is told as much by silence as by speech. 
Except in this case. 
And then wait for further instruction.
 
These lines are quotes with a few linking words inserted.
 
'''With Authors''': 
Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem. ''[Henry Kissinger]''
 
It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong. ''[Voltaire]''
 
Mistakes are the portals to discovery. ''[James Joyce]''
 
Alas, never interrupt an enemy when he is making a mistake. ''[Napoleon]''
 
It is possible to fail in many ways, while to succeed is possible only in one way. ''[Aristotle]''
 
Do what’s right, the right way, at the right time. [[[Arnold H. Glasgow]]]
 
A story is told as much by silence as by speech. ''[Susan Griffin]''
 
Except in this case.
 
And then wait for further instruction.
 
'''Solution Status''': Known to some but still in Secret Mode (as per the request of OpAphid)

===Drop 1===
(Place Holder)

Following OpAphid's video The Action of an Enemy- Be Careful, Archetype and Noava went to the park to retrieve the first drop. This park was the same park as seen in Lonelygirl15's In the Park and CassieisWatching's When I get to the Bottom where I stop.

They walked around the park looking for clues, when the payphone rang. Noava answered the phone and engaged in a long phone call, which later became known as "The test." During this phone call, Noava apparently chose his side to be against OpAphid. Immediately after this call was finished, the phone rang again. It was OpAphid warning Noava that if he had an ounce of intelligence he would reconsider his position.

At the scene, a postcard was retrieved with a crying bunny on it, identical to the image shown here: http://www.artunlimited.com/catalog/catalogItem.do?artnr=DB050&pager.offset=176

Also, a memory card was retrieved. Noava did not want to share its contents because of what he learned during his phonecalls. However, OpAphid continually pressured the group to analyze the data as soon as possible. Eventually, Noava revealed the contents of the card:

(1) http://www-scf.usc.edu/~cjguerre/4954.jpg 
(2) A coded list, which ended up being: 

Cu_Roi 
ixlr8 
luv2luvem 
cluechaser 
MintGurl 
Melissab718 
hummingcrab 
stevedx669 
theratdiva 
pikales 
skawjw 
tiltingwindward 
ladron121 
warpylol 
ravensgrace 
gemmers19 
pikales 
TheChessboardWoman 
twjaniak 
chixor1 
romanceismusic 
jengels2002 
Frederikke 
briska06 
surrealisticpill 
 
(3) A video of Bree talking about bowling as seen on someone's laptop. The laptop is shut and a dark, unidentifiable background is shown: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UORaVbuAFyA
 
Details about the drop and how data was analyzed is recorded more in-depth at the forum:
http://www.lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2550&start=0

===The Test===
(Place Holder)

===Letters in Aphid===

'''Corresponding videos''':
 
A PAIN HID = A IN APHID (on "Cassie Does Not R.I.P.") 
HID IN APP = P IN APHID (on "You Made the Right Choice, Bree!") 
HAD IN HIP = H IN APHID (on "Do go to god, cassie") AND ("Disclosure: Cassie") 
HIP IN AID = I IN APHID (PREVIOUSLY on "Disclosure: Cassie") Now on none 
PAID HIND = D IN APHID (on "Add Poe Hinder Vilification") 

====A in APHID ====
'''Clue:''' 
"The first step toward any solution? The A in APHID, of course"
 
'''Solution:''' 
Analysis
 
'''Profile verifying solution:'''
 The first step toward any solution? ANALYSIS. Analyze the data in front of you.
 
====P in APHID====
'''Clue:'''
 Only those who have found instruction within the message will be prepared to prove their worth. While history is full of subtle clues toward greater secrets, some messages are meant to be taken literally--regardless of any deeper connections we might suspect.
 
Above all others, the P in APHID is our greatest purpose. Its importance is essential to understand before any further progress can be made.
 
In that regard, sometimes additional enlightenment can be found hidden amongst information we previously considered a part of our history...
 
'''Solution:'''
 Protect
 
'''Profile verifying solution:'''
 To PROTECT is our greatest purpose, above all others. The importance of PROTECTION is essential to understand before any further progress can be made.

====H in APHID====
'''Solution:'''
 Hinder

====Full Solution Thus Far:====
A = Analysis
 P = Protect
 H = Hinder
 I = ?
 D = ?

==Operation Aphid: The YouTube Group==
When viewing OpAphid's profile we can see they are a member of:
 '''Group Name:''' ipod opera - a hint?
 '''Description:''' mimic unto nonchalance
 '''Tags:''' ihit dan poor ape
 '''Created:''' September 27, 2006
 
'''Name anagrams to:''' OPERATION APHID
 '''Description anagrams to:''' COMMUNICATION CHANNEL
 '''Tags anagram to:''' OPERATION APHID
 
'''Known members''' (10 total):

 '''OpAphid'''
 '''warpylol'''
 '''OperationAphid'''
 '''rustybug''' found by shifty
 '''saint696''' found by Xrynaem
 '''jimmyjm''' found by Ziola
 '''Jamesdoof''' found by gtrichar
 '''Avasta'''
 '''lolm3n'''
 '''iheartthevoices'''
 
OperationAphid is also a member of:
 operationaphid
 aphid
 
All three groups were created the same day but the last two have no other members.
 
All groups are invite only

==Controversy==
Not everyone is a fan of OpAphid's Puppet Masters.
 
For certain spans of time, correct solutions to puzzles are withheld from the general populous. The character asks that we stay quiet and since they are a character that we must stay in the good graces of, we comply...within reason. This leaves a bad taste in the mouths of many, both new players who don't understand why people aren't giving out the answers and veterans who aren't used to a PM who locks down their game to quite this level.

==Videos ==
Wiki and YouTube 
[[You Made the Right Choice, Bree!]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVcgwBYwNp4 You Made the Right Choice, Bree! - re: My Difficult Decision] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYv8iOcU3do Watchingcassie's response] 
[[DO GO TO GOD, Cassie (for my helper)]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNbe9R7TgPw DO GO TO GOD, Cassie (for my helper)] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwo5LNEgnPU Watchingcassie's response] 
[[Everyone Hates Cassie: What a poor, lonely girl.]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsGjGubGJak Everyone Hates Cassie: What a poor, lonely girl.] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR4Yc-G3um8 Watchingcassie's response] 
[[They Attack Cassie! Is Daniel next? He crossed the line.]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOdSIMZTV7w They Attack Cassie! Is Daniel next? He crossed the line.] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0qUsKYXG5w Watchingcassie's response] 
[[What ever happened to that girl, Cassie?]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZYx7160Xek What ever happened to that girl, Cassie?] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64gXXl867Kc Watchingcassie's response] 
[[Cassie is Lying, Cassie Tells Lies]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0rRRLonJLs Cassie Is Lying, Cassie Tells Lies] 
[[Disclosure: Cassie. We Are "They"]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAp4auNdeEI Disclosure: Cassie. We Are "They"] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcld3v28azs Watchingcassie's response] 
[[Which Side Are You On? (Keep This In Mind)]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xyit0njiAmA Which Side Are You On? (Keep This In Mind)] 
[[Cassie Does Not R.I.P. (Rest In Peace)]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwKImYI3O9k Cassie Does Not R.I.P. (Rest In Peace)] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48c7dmkNZFw Watchingcassie's response] 
[[The Action of an Enemy - Be Careful]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMmhb01nuI4 The Action of an Enemy - Be Careful] 

[[Category:Unofficial characters]]
[[Category:Fan Fiction]]

OpAphid

2006-11-05T11:34:00Z

74.70.189.163: /* Drop 1 */

'''OpAphid''' is a YouTube based (for now) [[ARG]] in which OpAphid (Operation Aphid) is recruiting “the worthy” for a future conflict.

==Origin ==

OpAphid first appeared with the video [[You Made the Right Choice, Bree!]] in response to Bree’s [[My Difficult Decision]] video. OpAphid has since posted comments and videos to Bree, Cassie ([[Cassieiswatching]]) and [[Daniel]]. These are generally warnings, some nicer than others, that insinuate that OpAphid is connected to Bree’s religion and that Cassie and Daniel should watch their step.

== OpAphid’s Modus Operandi ==

OpAphid’s videos are layered to say the least.
There is the surface message of the written and spoken text, the deep meaning of the text and then the text and audio that takes homework (ex. Backwards audio and hieroglyphs).
 
In addition to the custom logo, at the end of each video there is a false ending which appears as if the video has ended and gone to the related video links but then returns to the real video again before ending.
 
OpAphid uses video tags that often match Bree's or Cassie's.

==Gamejacking ==
OpAphid has taken credit for [[gamejacking]] Cassie's voice mailbox. Evidence in the video, [[Cassie Does Not R.I.P. (Rest In Peace)]] proves she had the passcode, and complete control of the mailbox.
 

==Puzzles==

===The Set of Five===
Five videos were released as a series ([[Everyone Hates Cassie: What a poor, lonely girl.]], [[They Attack Cassie! Is Daniel next? He crossed the line.]], [[What ever happened to that girl, Cassie?]], [[Cassie is Lying, Cassie Tells Lies]], [[Cassie Does Not R.I.P. (Rest In Peace)]]). This series featured the same pattern of text and sound.
 The same music is used through out the set.
 In the bottom right, hieroglyphs appear and fade out.
 The same video, with different coloration, appear in each.
 Letters fall into place below the face that are statements of guilt. (This is also spoken)
 A word, written in dots of light, scrolls across the screen.
 We hear audio from Bree or Cassie videos.
 A key Cassie phrase appears over the girl’s head.
 The scrolling word from before then scrolls back the other way.
 A false youtube ending.
 OpAphid's logo with backwards audio.
 
The last three have slight variants on this theme and are discussed more thoroughly in their pages.
 
Upon the release of [[Cassie Does Not R.I.P. (Rest In Peace)]] we were told that we had our set of five videos and had to "find purity in the order".
 
The first step was the hieroglyphs that were at the beginning of the five Cassie videos. Each video had hieroglyphic numbers that were fractions. The football means fraction with assumed numerator 1. The lines are 1s. The sideways symbol is 1/2. The union symbol (upsidedown u) is 10.
 
The fractions when added and reduced become 1/5, 2/5 and so on which gives us this video order which was later verified by the bug herself. 
Whatever Happened to That Girl, Cassie 
Cassie Does Not R.I.P. 
Cassie is Lying, Cassie Tells Lies 
Everyone Hates Cassie
 They Attack Cassie
 
The further analysis was with regards to the words infront of the face. These lines are admissions of guilt that are a twist on the 42 Declarations of Innocence (AKA the 42 Declarations of Purity) that are associated with the Egyptian Goddess Ma'at (Goddess of Truth, Balance and Order).
 
When the fractions are used to put the videos in order the declarations appear as
 
I have judged hastily and harshly 
I have acted with guile and insolence 
I have beared false witness and supported false allegations 
I have taken god's name in vain 
I have been unduly proud and acted with arrogance 
 
When you look up the declarations you can find the corresponding numbers
 
21 
38 
14 
28 
39 
 
If you called Cassie in her game then the numbers 213 set off little bells of glee. When 213 814 2839 is called it leads to an outgoing voice mail message which WatchingCassie has preserved [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM_qFUWoAfk here]. OpAphid can also be reached via Skype.
 
===The Voice Mail===
After deciphering the number we were to message OpAphid with what we believed our instruction to be.
 
'''The message said''':
 
Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem. 
It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong. 
Mistakes are the portals to discovery. 
Alas, never interrupt an enemy when he is making a mistake. 
It is possible to fail in many ways, while to succeed is possible only in one way. 
Do what’s right, the right way, at the right time. 
A story is told as much by silence as by speech. 
Except in this case. 
And then wait for further instruction.
 
These lines are quotes with a few linking words inserted.
 
'''With Authors''': 
Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem. ''[Henry Kissinger]''
 
It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong. ''[Voltaire]''
 
Mistakes are the portals to discovery. ''[James Joyce]''
 
Alas, never interrupt an enemy when he is making a mistake. ''[Napoleon]''
 
It is possible to fail in many ways, while to succeed is possible only in one way. ''[Aristotle]''
 
Do what’s right, the right way, at the right time. [[[Arnold H. Glasgow]]]
 
A story is told as much by silence as by speech. ''[Susan Griffin]''
 
Except in this case.
 
And then wait for further instruction.
 
'''Solution Status''': Known to some but still in Secret Mode (as per the request of OpAphid)

===Drop 1===
(Place Holder)

Following OpAphid's video The Action of an Enemy- Be Careful, Archetype and Noava went to the park to retrieve the first drop. This park was the same park as seen in Lonelygirl15's In the Park and CassieisWatching's When I get to the Bottom where I stop.

They walked around the park looking for clues, when the payphone rang. Noava answered the phone and engaged in a long phone call, which later became known as "The test." During this phone call, Noava apparently chose his side to be against OpAphid. Immediately after this call was finished, the phone rang again. It was OpAphid warning Noava that if he had an ounce of intelligence he would reconsider his position.

At the scene, a postcard was retrieved with a crying bunny on it, identical to the image shown here: http://www.artunlimited.com/catalog/catalogItem.do?artnr=DB050&pager.offset=176

Also, a memory card was retrieved. Noava did not want to share its contents because of what he learned during his phonecalls. However, OpAphid continually pressured the group to analyze the data as soon as possible. Eventually, Noava revealed the contents of the card:

(1) http://www-scf.usc.edu/~cjguerre/4954.jpg 
(2) A coded list, which ended up being: 

Cu_Roi
ixlr8
luv2luvem
cluechaser
MintGurl
Melissab718
hummingcrab
stevedx669
theratdiva
pikales
skawjw
tiltingwindward
ladron121
warpylol
ravensgrace
gemmers19
pikales
TheChessboardWoman
twjaniak
chixor1
romanceismusic
jengels2002
Frederikke
briska06
surrealisticpill
(3) A video of Bree talking about bowling as seen on someone's laptop. The laptop is shut and a dark, unidentifiable background is shown: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UORaVbuAFyA

Details about the drop and how data was analyzed is recorded more in-depth at the forum:
http://www.lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2550&start=0

===The Test===
(Place Holder)

===Letters in Aphid===

'''Corresponding videos''':
 
A PAIN HID = A IN APHID (on "Cassie Does Not R.I.P.") 
HID IN APP = P IN APHID (on "You Made the Right Choice, Bree!") 
HAD IN HIP = H IN APHID (on "Do go to god, cassie") AND ("Disclosure: Cassie") 
HIP IN AID = I IN APHID (PREVIOUSLY on "Disclosure: Cassie") Now on none 
PAID HIND = D IN APHID (on "Add Poe Hinder Vilification") 

====A in APHID ====
'''Clue:''' 
"The first step toward any solution? The A in APHID, of course"
 
'''Solution:''' 
Analysis
 
'''Profile verifying solution:'''
 The first step toward any solution? ANALYSIS. Analyze the data in front of you.
 
====P in APHID====
'''Clue:'''
 Only those who have found instruction within the message will be prepared to prove their worth. While history is full of subtle clues toward greater secrets, some messages are meant to be taken literally--regardless of any deeper connections we might suspect.
 
Above all others, the P in APHID is our greatest purpose. Its importance is essential to understand before any further progress can be made.
 
In that regard, sometimes additional enlightenment can be found hidden amongst information we previously considered a part of our history...
 
'''Solution:'''
 Protect
 
'''Profile verifying solution:'''
 To PROTECT is our greatest purpose, above all others. The importance of PROTECTION is essential to understand before any further progress can be made.

====H in APHID====
'''Solution:'''
 Hinder

====Full Solution Thus Far:====
A = Analysis
 P = Protect
 H = Hinder
 I = ?
 D = ?

==Operation Aphid: The YouTube Group==
When viewing OpAphid's profile we can see they are a member of:
 '''Group Name:''' ipod opera - a hint?
 '''Description:''' mimic unto nonchalance
 '''Tags:''' ihit dan poor ape
 '''Created:''' September 27, 2006
 
'''Name anagrams to:''' OPERATION APHID
 '''Description anagrams to:''' COMMUNICATION CHANNEL
 '''Tags anagram to:''' OPERATION APHID
 
'''Known members''' (10 total):

 '''OpAphid'''
 '''warpylol'''
 '''OperationAphid'''
 '''rustybug''' found by shifty
 '''saint696''' found by Xrynaem
 '''jimmyjm''' found by Ziola
 '''Jamesdoof''' found by gtrichar
 '''Avasta'''
 '''lolm3n'''
 '''iheartthevoices'''
 
OperationAphid is also a member of:
 operationaphid
 aphid
 
All three groups were created the same day but the last two have no other members.
 
All groups are invite only

==Controversy==
Not everyone is a fan of OpAphid's Puppet Masters.
 
For certain spans of time, correct solutions to puzzles are withheld from the general populous. The character asks that we stay quiet and since they are a character that we must stay in the good graces of, we comply...within reason. This leaves a bad taste in the mouths of many, both new players who don't understand why people aren't giving out the answers and veterans who aren't used to a PM who locks down their game to quite this level.

==Videos ==
Wiki and YouTube 
[[You Made the Right Choice, Bree!]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVcgwBYwNp4 You Made the Right Choice, Bree! - re: My Difficult Decision] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYv8iOcU3do Watchingcassie's response] 
[[DO GO TO GOD, Cassie (for my helper)]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNbe9R7TgPw DO GO TO GOD, Cassie (for my helper)] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwo5LNEgnPU Watchingcassie's response] 
[[Everyone Hates Cassie: What a poor, lonely girl.]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsGjGubGJak Everyone Hates Cassie: What a poor, lonely girl.] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR4Yc-G3um8 Watchingcassie's response] 
[[They Attack Cassie! Is Daniel next? He crossed the line.]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOdSIMZTV7w They Attack Cassie! Is Daniel next? He crossed the line.] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0qUsKYXG5w Watchingcassie's response] 
[[What ever happened to that girl, Cassie?]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZYx7160Xek What ever happened to that girl, Cassie?] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64gXXl867Kc Watchingcassie's response] 
[[Cassie is Lying, Cassie Tells Lies]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0rRRLonJLs Cassie Is Lying, Cassie Tells Lies] 
[[Disclosure: Cassie. We Are "They"]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAp4auNdeEI Disclosure: Cassie. We Are "They"] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcld3v28azs Watchingcassie's response] 
[[Which Side Are You On? (Keep This In Mind)]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xyit0njiAmA Which Side Are You On? (Keep This In Mind)] 
[[Cassie Does Not R.I.P. (Rest In Peace)]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwKImYI3O9k Cassie Does Not R.I.P. (Rest In Peace)] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48c7dmkNZFw Watchingcassie's response] 
[[The Action of an Enemy - Be Careful]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMmhb01nuI4 The Action of an Enemy - Be Careful] 

[[Category:Unofficial characters]]
[[Category:Fan Fiction]]

OpAphid

2006-11-05T11:32:49Z

74.70.189.163: /* Drop 1 */

'''OpAphid''' is a YouTube based (for now) [[ARG]] in which OpAphid (Operation Aphid) is recruiting “the worthy” for a future conflict.

==Origin ==

OpAphid first appeared with the video [[You Made the Right Choice, Bree!]] in response to Bree’s [[My Difficult Decision]] video. OpAphid has since posted comments and videos to Bree, Cassie ([[Cassieiswatching]]) and [[Daniel]]. These are generally warnings, some nicer than others, that insinuate that OpAphid is connected to Bree’s religion and that Cassie and Daniel should watch their step.

== OpAphid’s Modus Operandi ==

OpAphid’s videos are layered to say the least.
There is the surface message of the written and spoken text, the deep meaning of the text and then the text and audio that takes homework (ex. Backwards audio and hieroglyphs).
 
In addition to the custom logo, at the end of each video there is a false ending which appears as if the video has ended and gone to the related video links but then returns to the real video again before ending.
 
OpAphid uses video tags that often match Bree's or Cassie's.

==Gamejacking ==
OpAphid has taken credit for [[gamejacking]] Cassie's voice mailbox. Evidence in the video, [[Cassie Does Not R.I.P. (Rest In Peace)]] proves she had the passcode, and complete control of the mailbox.
 

==Puzzles==

===The Set of Five===
Five videos were released as a series ([[Everyone Hates Cassie: What a poor, lonely girl.]], [[They Attack Cassie! Is Daniel next? He crossed the line.]], [[What ever happened to that girl, Cassie?]], [[Cassie is Lying, Cassie Tells Lies]], [[Cassie Does Not R.I.P. (Rest In Peace)]]). This series featured the same pattern of text and sound.
 The same music is used through out the set.
 In the bottom right, hieroglyphs appear and fade out.
 The same video, with different coloration, appear in each.
 Letters fall into place below the face that are statements of guilt. (This is also spoken)
 A word, written in dots of light, scrolls across the screen.
 We hear audio from Bree or Cassie videos.
 A key Cassie phrase appears over the girl’s head.
 The scrolling word from before then scrolls back the other way.
 A false youtube ending.
 OpAphid's logo with backwards audio.
 
The last three have slight variants on this theme and are discussed more thoroughly in their pages.
 
Upon the release of [[Cassie Does Not R.I.P. (Rest In Peace)]] we were told that we had our set of five videos and had to "find purity in the order".
 
The first step was the hieroglyphs that were at the beginning of the five Cassie videos. Each video had hieroglyphic numbers that were fractions. The football means fraction with assumed numerator 1. The lines are 1s. The sideways symbol is 1/2. The union symbol (upsidedown u) is 10.
 
The fractions when added and reduced become 1/5, 2/5 and so on which gives us this video order which was later verified by the bug herself. 
Whatever Happened to That Girl, Cassie 
Cassie Does Not R.I.P. 
Cassie is Lying, Cassie Tells Lies 
Everyone Hates Cassie
 They Attack Cassie
 
The further analysis was with regards to the words infront of the face. These lines are admissions of guilt that are a twist on the 42 Declarations of Innocence (AKA the 42 Declarations of Purity) that are associated with the Egyptian Goddess Ma'at (Goddess of Truth, Balance and Order).
 
When the fractions are used to put the videos in order the declarations appear as
 
I have judged hastily and harshly 
I have acted with guile and insolence 
I have beared false witness and supported false allegations 
I have taken god's name in vain 
I have been unduly proud and acted with arrogance 
 
When you look up the declarations you can find the corresponding numbers
 
21 
38 
14 
28 
39 
 
If you called Cassie in her game then the numbers 213 set off little bells of glee. When 213 814 2839 is called it leads to an outgoing voice mail message which WatchingCassie has preserved [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM_qFUWoAfk here]. OpAphid can also be reached via Skype.
 
===The Voice Mail===
After deciphering the number we were to message OpAphid with what we believed our instruction to be.
 
'''The message said''':
 
Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem. 
It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong. 
Mistakes are the portals to discovery. 
Alas, never interrupt an enemy when he is making a mistake. 
It is possible to fail in many ways, while to succeed is possible only in one way. 
Do what’s right, the right way, at the right time. 
A story is told as much by silence as by speech. 
Except in this case. 
And then wait for further instruction.
 
These lines are quotes with a few linking words inserted.
 
'''With Authors''': 
Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem. ''[Henry Kissinger]''
 
It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong. ''[Voltaire]''
 
Mistakes are the portals to discovery. ''[James Joyce]''
 
Alas, never interrupt an enemy when he is making a mistake. ''[Napoleon]''
 
It is possible to fail in many ways, while to succeed is possible only in one way. ''[Aristotle]''
 
Do what’s right, the right way, at the right time. [[[Arnold H. Glasgow]]]
 
A story is told as much by silence as by speech. ''[Susan Griffin]''
 
Except in this case.
 
And then wait for further instruction.
 
'''Solution Status''': Known to some but still in Secret Mode (as per the request of OpAphid)

===Drop 1===
(Place Holder)

Following OpAphid's video The Action of an Enemy- Be Careful, Archetype and Noava went to the park to retrieve the first drop. This park was the same park as seen in Lonelygirl15's In the Park and CassieisWatching's When I get to the Bottom where I stop.

They walked around the park looking for clues, when the payphone rang. Noava answered the phone and engaged in a long phone call, which later became known as "The test." During this phone call, Noava apparently chose his side to be against OpAphid. Immediately after this call was finished, the phone rang again. It was OpAphid warning Noava that if he had an ounce of intelligence he would reconsider his position.

At the scene, a postcard was retrieved with a crying bunny on it, identical to the image shown here: http://www.artunlimited.com/catalog/catalogItem.do?artnr=DB050&pager.offset=176

Also, a memory card was retrieved. Noava did not want to share its contents because of what he learned during his phonecalls. However, OpAphid continually pressured the group to analyze the data as soon as possible. Eventually, Noava revealed the contents of the card:

(1) http://www-scf.usc.edu/~cjguerre/4954.jpg
(2) A coded list, which ended up being:

Cu_Roi
ixlr8
luv2luvem
cluechaser
MintGurl
Melissab718
hummingcrab
stevedx669
theratdiva
pikales
skawjw
tiltingwindward
ladron121
warpylol
ravensgrace
gemmers19
pikales
TheChessboardWoman
twjaniak
chixor1
romanceismusic
jengels2002
Frederikke
briska06
surrealisticpill
(3) A video of Bree talking about bowling as seen on someone's laptop. The laptop is shut and a dark, unidentifiable background is shown: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UORaVbuAFyA

Details about the drop and how data was analyzed is recorded more in-depth at the forum:
http://www.lonelygirl15.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2550&start=0

===The Test===
(Place Holder)

===Letters in Aphid===

'''Corresponding videos''':
 
A PAIN HID = A IN APHID (on "Cassie Does Not R.I.P.") 
HID IN APP = P IN APHID (on "You Made the Right Choice, Bree!") 
HAD IN HIP = H IN APHID (on "Do go to god, cassie") AND ("Disclosure: Cassie") 
HIP IN AID = I IN APHID (PREVIOUSLY on "Disclosure: Cassie") Now on none 
PAID HIND = D IN APHID (on "Add Poe Hinder Vilification") 

====A in APHID ====
'''Clue:''' 
"The first step toward any solution? The A in APHID, of course"
 
'''Solution:''' 
Analysis
 
'''Profile verifying solution:'''
 The first step toward any solution? ANALYSIS. Analyze the data in front of you.
 
====P in APHID====
'''Clue:'''
 Only those who have found instruction within the message will be prepared to prove their worth. While history is full of subtle clues toward greater secrets, some messages are meant to be taken literally--regardless of any deeper connections we might suspect.
 
Above all others, the P in APHID is our greatest purpose. Its importance is essential to understand before any further progress can be made.
 
In that regard, sometimes additional enlightenment can be found hidden amongst information we previously considered a part of our history...
 
'''Solution:'''
 Protect
 
'''Profile verifying solution:'''
 To PROTECT is our greatest purpose, above all others. The importance of PROTECTION is essential to understand before any further progress can be made.

====H in APHID====
'''Solution:'''
 Hinder

====Full Solution Thus Far:====
A = Analysis
 P = Protect
 H = Hinder
 I = ?
 D = ?

==Operation Aphid: The YouTube Group==
When viewing OpAphid's profile we can see they are a member of:
 '''Group Name:''' ipod opera - a hint?
 '''Description:''' mimic unto nonchalance
 '''Tags:''' ihit dan poor ape
 '''Created:''' September 27, 2006
 
'''Name anagrams to:''' OPERATION APHID
 '''Description anagrams to:''' COMMUNICATION CHANNEL
 '''Tags anagram to:''' OPERATION APHID
 
'''Known members''' (10 total):

 '''OpAphid'''
 '''warpylol'''
 '''OperationAphid'''
 '''rustybug''' found by shifty
 '''saint696''' found by Xrynaem
 '''jimmyjm''' found by Ziola
 '''Jamesdoof''' found by gtrichar
 '''Avasta'''
 '''lolm3n'''
 '''iheartthevoices'''
 
OperationAphid is also a member of:
 operationaphid
 aphid
 
All three groups were created the same day but the last two have no other members.
 
All groups are invite only

==Controversy==
Not everyone is a fan of OpAphid's Puppet Masters.
 
For certain spans of time, correct solutions to puzzles are withheld from the general populous. The character asks that we stay quiet and since they are a character that we must stay in the good graces of, we comply...within reason. This leaves a bad taste in the mouths of many, both new players who don't understand why people aren't giving out the answers and veterans who aren't used to a PM who locks down their game to quite this level.

==Videos ==
Wiki and YouTube 
[[You Made the Right Choice, Bree!]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVcgwBYwNp4 You Made the Right Choice, Bree! - re: My Difficult Decision] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYv8iOcU3do Watchingcassie's response] 
[[DO GO TO GOD, Cassie (for my helper)]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNbe9R7TgPw DO GO TO GOD, Cassie (for my helper)] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dwo5LNEgnPU Watchingcassie's response] 
[[Everyone Hates Cassie: What a poor, lonely girl.]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsGjGubGJak Everyone Hates Cassie: What a poor, lonely girl.] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR4Yc-G3um8 Watchingcassie's response] 
[[They Attack Cassie! Is Daniel next? He crossed the line.]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOdSIMZTV7w They Attack Cassie! Is Daniel next? He crossed the line.] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0qUsKYXG5w Watchingcassie's response] 
[[What ever happened to that girl, Cassie?]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZYx7160Xek What ever happened to that girl, Cassie?] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64gXXl867Kc Watchingcassie's response] 
[[Cassie is Lying, Cassie Tells Lies]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0rRRLonJLs Cassie Is Lying, Cassie Tells Lies] 
[[Disclosure: Cassie. We Are "They"]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAp4auNdeEI Disclosure: Cassie. We Are "They"] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcld3v28azs Watchingcassie's response] 
[[Which Side Are You On? (Keep This In Mind)]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xyit0njiAmA Which Side Are You On? (Keep This In Mind)] 
[[Cassie Does Not R.I.P. (Rest In Peace)]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwKImYI3O9k Cassie Does Not R.I.P. (Rest In Peace)] 
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48c7dmkNZFw Watchingcassie's response] 
[[The Action of an Enemy - Be Careful]]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMmhb01nuI4 The Action of an Enemy - Be Careful] 

[[Category:Unofficial characters]]
[[Category:Fan Fiction]]