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The Ceremony

2008-02-23T18:36:01Z

74.14.168.22: /* The Order */

'''The Ceremony''' is a religious ritual performed by the [[Hymn of One]] and [[the Order]] with a [[Trait positive|Trait Positive girl]]. The Hymn of One's ritual acts as a diguise for the true ritual, performed by [[the Order]].

==The Selection Process==
===Hymn of One===
[[Bree]] is honored from the start that she was chosen for the Ceremony, but never explains how this happened. She eventually learns from her [[Bree's parents#Father|father]] that [[the Order]] selects a pool of young girls who show "potential" at birth. These children are placed in what they call "protected homes" with adoptive parents from within [[the Order]]. When they reach puberty, they single out one to participate.

===The Order===
The true criterion on which girls are selected is whether they are "[[Trait positive|Trait Positive]]", meaning their counts of a special ribozyme are exceptionally high. If that is the case, the girl is abducted as a baby, and placed with parents from the Hymn of One (under the above-mentioned disguise).

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==Purpose==
===Hymn of One===
The religious disguise for the Ceremony, the supposed purpose, was never revealed in the series - mostly because Bree didn't know it herself.

===The Order===
The true purpose of the Ceremony is to '''transfuse the blood of a [[Trait positive|Trait Positive]] girl into an [[Elder]], to prolong his life.''' The [[rogue Elder]] claimed in [[What Happened?]] that, while he looked "alright" on the outside, his liver and kidneys were ninety years old.

==Preparations==
===Hymn of One===
For the religious disguise, [[Bree]] had to undergo rigorous preparation for the Ceremony. She had a special [[Bree's diet|diet]], took [[Iron pills|iron supplements]], received [[Bree's injections|injections]] of a then-undisclosed substance, learned the rare language of [[Enochian]] and practiced exercises and walking steps with her new helper [[Lucy]]. The reasons for many aspects of her preparation remain unclear. Her [[Bree's injections|injections]] and [[Iron pills|pills]] in particular had sparked curiosity in many viewers. However, it should be known that the injections were actually used to make Bree trait negative. The iron pills, however, are still a mystery.

In season 2, [[She's Telling The Truth|Emma tells us]] she is preparing by learning a dance that "some people do find weird", as well as "a chant that needs to be recited". Emma, contrary to Bree, talks about being "special" because of her blood, and does know about the blood transfusion procedure - she claims it is called "chelation" and supposed to "build up the health of my blood and strengthen my spirit". She also claims that, after the Ceremony, the Ceremony Girl is taken to a "special place in the mountains, near Sedona" where she "learns all the hidden secrets of the universe".

One should keep in mind, though, that Emma had seen the video of Bree's demise (including the transfusion), and learned about blood traits, ribozymes etc. from Jonas and Daniel. It is thus likely that this is information not usually given to Ceremony Girls, but in fact a unique cover-story to let what she saw and heard look non-threatening and misinterpreted, and to give a reasonable explanation why Bree hasn't been seen since her Ceremony.

===The Order===
For the true purpose of the Ceremony, the blood transfusion, most probably only the injections and pills were important, to further boost her ribozyme levels. This view is supported by the rogue Elder in [[What Happened?]], when, replying to Claire's fear Emma isn't ready yet, he says: "Her ribozymes are up at trait positive levels. Of course, she's ''ready''." - clearly implying that nothing but the ribozyme-levels matter.

==Ritual==
===Hymn of One===
Judging from [[Bree|Bree's]] accounts of the Ceremony, it is held rarely. She and her [[Bree's parents|parents]] considered it a great honor that she was selected to participate in it. Her [[Bree's parents|parents]] themselves were not invited to attend, although they did greatly encourage her participation. Not even [[Bree]] knew exactly what the Ceremony would be like. She imagined that she would have to do the walking steps and use her knowledge of [[Enochian]], but other than that she did not know what to expect.

====The Staged Ceremony====
On October 12th, 2006 a fake Ceremony was held and [[Bree]] posted a video soon thereafter happily stating that it had been a success. [[Daniel]] had followed her to the site of the Ceremony and filmed what he could see of [[The Ceremony]]. It was held outdoors at night in a wooded area and little could be seen clearly except some dimly lit hooded figures, among them was Bree. A few days later Daniel sensed that something was amiss, and eventually Bree confessed that the Ceremony was not the real one, and that she had been persuaded to lie to him about it. [[The Order]] had taken the opportunity to photograph Daniel spying on them, and Bree was remorseful when she found out.

===The Order===
From [[Lonelygirl15 Season Finale 10 of 12 - 5 pm|hour ten of the season 1 finale]], it appears that the true Ceremony is nothing more than a method of extracting trait-positive blood from young women, a normal patient-to-patient blood transfusion. It was "held" with no special celebration in an underground medical complex owned by the Order, however, in the season 2 episode [[Spreading the Song]], [[Sonia]] asks [[Carl]] "Have you even seen Bree since the Ceremony?" - which ''can'' be understood in a way that implies that there was indeed a religious event held for the occasion, and that the TAAG just missed it.

==Influences==
Given the religious undertones of the series, it is not unlikely that the idea for the Ceremony was in part inspired by real-life religious rituals. Some rituals and beliefs that might have influenced the ideas for the Ceremony are

===Body of Light===
According to [[Crowley]], the {{wikipedia|Body_of_Light|Body of Light}} is not only used for astral travel--but in fact is the storehouse of all experiences. (From Magick Without Tears, Ch. 81):

In [[Aleister Crowley#Magick|Magick]], on the contrary, one passes through the veil of the exterior world (which, as in Yoga, but in another sense, becomes "unreal" by comparison as one passes beyond) one creates a subtle body (instrument is a better term) called the body of Light; this one develops and controls; ''It gains new powers as one progresses, usually by means of what is called "initiation:"'' finally, one carries on almost one's whole life in this [[Body of Light]], and achieves in its own way the mastery of the Universe.

===Gnostic Mass===
[[Aleister Crowley]] wrote The Gnostic Mass—technically called Liber XV or "Book 15"—in 1913 while traveling in Moscow. In many ways it is similar in structure to the Mass of the Roman Catholic Church. However, the comparison ends there, as the Gnostic Mass is a celebration of the principles of [[Thelema]]. The Ceremony calls for five officers: a priest, a priestess, a deacon, and two acolytes, called “children”. The end of the ritual culminates in the consummation of the Eucharist, which is a glass of wine and the host, called a [[Cakes of Light|Cake of Light]], after which the congregate proclaims “There is no part of me that is not of the gods!”

It is the central rite of [[Ordo Templi Orientis]] and its ecclesiastical arm, Ecclesia Gnostica Catholica.

==External links==
*Wikipedia article on {{wikipedia|Body_of_Light|Body of Light}}
*Wikipedia article on {{wikipedia|Liber_XV,_The_Gnostic_Mass|The Gnostic Mass}}
*Hermetic.com article on [http://www.hermetic.com/sabazius/gnostic_mass.htm The Gnostic Mass]

{{Bree's religion}}

[[Category:Bree's religion]]

No Trespassing

2007-07-11T15:50:05Z

74.14.133.121: /* Notes */

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| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 0185
| image = 0185-no trespassing.jpg
| caption = She's S.M.'''A'''.R.T
| blogger = Bree
| date = May 2nd, 2007
| url = {{lg15|245}}
| forumid = 9684
| length = 2:23
| description = We've been hanging out with Sara and Taylor for the last couple days...Taylor took us for some great BBQ. She's been trying to help us find Julia. By the way, beware of dogs. :(
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|lg15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko|taylor|soccerstar|sara}}


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| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Mesh Flinders
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Mesh Flinders and Miles Beckett
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| song =

| cast =
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{{VidChar|Jonas|Jackson Davis}}
{{VidChar|Daniel|Yousef Abu-Taleb}}
{{VidChar|Taylor|Becki Kregoski}}
{{VidChar|Sarah|Alexandra Dreyfus}}

| Previous = Crazy Emo Chick
| Next = We Found Julia!!!

| PreviousB =
| NextB =
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''No Trespassing''' is the one hundred eighty-fifth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Taylor and Daniel are sitting in backseat of a car.'')

'''Taylor:''' That was really mature.

'''Daniel:''' They're both mean, I don't know why we ever came out here. Back to the initial topic, how did you even find [[Jules|Julie's]] house?

'''Taylor:''' I employed my wily powers of deduction.

(''The camera pans to Sarah in the front seat.'')

'''Sarah:''' You'll appreciate this, she, a--

'''Daniel:''' Um, yeah, wasn't talking to you. (''to Taylor'') How'd you do it?

'''Taylor:''' 2005 Zavalla All-Star Roster. It has phone numbers, but it doesn't have any addresses, so...

'''Daniel:''' Wait, wait, wait. How would you even get the addresses?

'''Taylor:''' Something a lot of people don't know is that water and power and the gas companies still use, uh, phone numbers to track billing. They're also all, like public utility, so...

'''Daniel:''' Really?

'''Taylor:''' ...all their websites are archaic.

'''Daniel:''' (''to the camera'') She's S-M-R-T. (''to Taylor'') You hacked in? Oh...

'''Taylor:''' Well, hacking implies that there was some effort involved.

'''Daniel:''' (''whispering to the camera'') I'm gonna marry this girl.

'''Sarah:''' You know, I'm smart too. I can tie a cherry stem in a knot just using my tongue.

(''The camera shows Jonas and Bree outside the car.'')

'''Sarah:''' Well, what do we have here? They make out all the time, don't they?

'''Daniel:''' What? No. No, why, why is everything about sex with you?

'''Sarah:''' Don't be such a prude. I'm just saying, they look like they can't keep their hands off each other, it's obvious.

'''Daniel:''' We're all friends. Just friends.

(''Music plays and footage of a house and fence are seen.'')

'''Jonas:''' I think you should go over there.

'''Daniel:''' What, du--no, you go over there.

'''Jonas:''' I'm not going over there.

'''Daniel:''' That thing's the size of a fricking tank! You don't want me to get eaten!

'''Jonas:''' I'm not good with dogs. You're a beast, right? You should have like some kind of connection?

'''Daniel:''' What?

'''Jonas:''' I think I got an idea. We'll get the girls to, um, distract it, and then we'll creep around to that side door. What do you think? Up top.

'''Daniel:''' (whispering) High-five. (''high-fives Jonas'')

'''Bree:''' Brilliant idea, Jonas.

'''Daniel:''' Are you sure they even live here?

'''Taylor:''' Well, according to their water bill, yeah, this is the address.

'''Sarah:''' You guys are ridiculous. Grow a pair.

'''Daniel:''' Hey...

'''Bree:''' Since the boys are being such... manly men, it's up to us to figure this place out. What should we do?

'''Sarah:''' Knock, I guess.

'''Taylor:''' Go through a window.

'''Bree:''' Well, who's gonna go through the window?

'''Sarah:''' You can do that. (''Cut to Sarah holding the camera'') So, we drew straws and I lost. No surprise there. I've never won anything in my life. Well, lots of grass, very interesting. Trees... paint falling off. I really don't even think anyone would actually live here. Maybe Charles Manson, late, late '60s, I don't know.

(''Cut to Sarah running with the camera.'')

'''Sarah:''' Oh my God, we got to get out of here. There's definitely somebody in there. Oh my gosh, ok, crap, crap, crap.

'''Taylor:''' (''running next to Daniel on the sidewalk'') That is definitely not where Julie lives. I don't know why it didn't work.

'''Daniel:''' Back to square one.

==Two Versions==

There is some evidence that a longer original version of this video was substituted for this version. LG15 forum member [[User:Chelseyrl|Chelseyrl]] posted that the version she watched (and she started the thread on this video at the forums, so she she saw it very very early) was longer. Other forum members confirmed that the original thumbnail for this video on revver.com showed a length of 4:51, but once available on the main page of lonelygirl15.com, the video was only 2:23 in length.

Chelseyrl reported at the forum that the version she watched included the following events: ''Okay, so in the original there was something in the beginning with Sarah teasing Daniel. Daniel also had said that he would marry Taylor in about 18 yrs (or 15... I can't remember) and they both laughed. There was a lot more skateboarding stuff with Jonas and Bree. There was this whole other point with the guys on the tennis court talking about how in Texas it's legal to shoot Trespassers. The guys also had explained that the girls were going to distract the dog. There was a longer part about who was going to crawl through the window (as well as different forms of choosing). Sarah said (when running) "I don't want to get shot" The whole shaky camera, surveying the perimeter part was a little longer. The beginning of the video I saw basically, from my POV, showed Daniel being very peeved with Sarah's jokes. Daniel emphasized more that [[BDJ]] were all "just friends". Please note, this isn't definite and to a "T". I only viewed it once, so some things might not be definite.''

==Notes==
* This video has one of the more direct discussions of [[Relationships|sexual tension]] between [[BDJ]].
* It is speculated that Bree and Jonas may be an item since they have spent alone time together in many videos.
* Daniel's "S-M-R-T" comment was most likely a [[Pop culture references#References_to_Television|reference]] to the episode of The Simpsons, "Homer Goes to College." ({{youtube|gPH-GPXOOs0|watch clip}}) The intentional incorrect spelling of the word is also common in chatspeak on the internet, usually used to be ironic.
* Daniel's T-shirt reads "Works better than Mistletoe" above an image of a mug of [[inebriated|beer]].
* This is the first time [[Taylor]] is seen in an official video, confirming her as canon. However, her sister [[Sarah]] was introduced in the previous video, [[Crazy Emo Chick]].
* In the description, Bree spells incorrectly Sarah's name as Sara, without the "h".
* In this video Daniel wears a [[cap]].
* Currently this is one of only two videos where 5 main characters appear, the other being [[Hope He's Not Mad]].

No Trespassing

2007-07-11T15:49:48Z

74.14.133.121: /* Notes */

No Trespassing

2007-07-11T15:49:30Z

74.14.133.121: /* Notes */

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 0185
| image = 0185-no trespassing.jpg
| caption = She's S.M.'''A'''.R.T
| blogger = Bree
| date = May 2nd, 2007
| url = {{lg15|245}}
| forumid = 9684
| length = 2:23
| description = We've been hanging out with Sara and Taylor for the last couple days...Taylor took us for some great BBQ. She's been trying to help us find Julia. By the way, beware of dogs. :(
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|lg15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko|taylor|soccerstar|sara}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Mesh Flinders
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Mesh Flinders and Miles Beckett
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| song =

| cast =
{{VidChar|Bree|Jessica Lee Rose}}
{{VidChar|Jonas|Jackson Davis}}
{{VidChar|Daniel|Yousef Abu-Taleb}}
{{VidChar|Taylor|Becki Kregoski}}
{{VidChar|Sarah|Alexandra Dreyfus}}

| Previous = Crazy Emo Chick
| Next = We Found Julia!!!

| PreviousB =
| NextB =
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''No Trespassing''' is the one hundred eighty-fifth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Taylor and Daniel are sitting in backseat of a car.'')

'''Taylor:''' That was really mature.

'''Daniel:''' They're both mean, I don't know why we ever came out here. Back to the initial topic, how did you even find [[Jules|Julie's]] house?

'''Taylor:''' I employed my wily powers of deduction.

(''The camera pans to Sarah in the front seat.'')

'''Sarah:''' You'll appreciate this, she, a--

'''Daniel:''' Um, yeah, wasn't talking to you. (''to Taylor'') How'd you do it?

'''Taylor:''' 2005 Zavalla All-Star Roster. It has phone numbers, but it doesn't have any addresses, so...

'''Daniel:''' Wait, wait, wait. How would you even get the addresses?

'''Taylor:''' Something a lot of people don't know is that water and power and the gas companies still use, uh, phone numbers to track billing. They're also all, like public utility, so...

'''Daniel:''' Really?

'''Taylor:''' ...all their websites are archaic.

'''Daniel:''' (''to the camera'') She's S-M-R-T. (''to Taylor'') You hacked in? Oh...

'''Taylor:''' Well, hacking implies that there was some effort involved.

'''Daniel:''' (''whispering to the camera'') I'm gonna marry this girl.

'''Sarah:''' You know, I'm smart too. I can tie a cherry stem in a knot just using my tongue.

(''The camera shows Jonas and Bree outside the car.'')

'''Sarah:''' Well, what do we have here? They make out all the time, don't they?

'''Daniel:''' What? No. No, why, why is everything about sex with you?

'''Sarah:''' Don't be such a prude. I'm just saying, they look like they can't keep their hands off each other, it's obvious.

'''Daniel:''' We're all friends. Just friends.

(''Music plays and footage of a house and fence are seen.'')

'''Jonas:''' I think you should go over there.

'''Daniel:''' What, du--no, you go over there.

'''Jonas:''' I'm not going over there.

'''Daniel:''' That thing's the size of a fricking tank! You don't want me to get eaten!

'''Jonas:''' I'm not good with dogs. You're a beast, right? You should have like some kind of connection?

'''Daniel:''' What?

'''Jonas:''' I think I got an idea. We'll get the girls to, um, distract it, and then we'll creep around to that side door. What do you think? Up top.

'''Daniel:''' (whispering) High-five. (''high-fives Jonas'')

'''Bree:''' Brilliant idea, Jonas.

'''Daniel:''' Are you sure they even live here?

'''Taylor:''' Well, according to their water bill, yeah, this is the address.

'''Sarah:''' You guys are ridiculous. Grow a pair.

'''Daniel:''' Hey...

'''Bree:''' Since the boys are being such... manly men, it's up to us to figure this place out. What should we do?

'''Sarah:''' Knock, I guess.

'''Taylor:''' Go through a window.

'''Bree:''' Well, who's gonna go through the window?

'''Sarah:''' You can do that. (''Cut to Sarah holding the camera'') So, we drew straws and I lost. No surprise there. I've never won anything in my life. Well, lots of grass, very interesting. Trees... paint falling off. I really don't even think anyone would actually live here. Maybe Charles Manson, late, late '60s, I don't know.

(''Cut to Sarah running with the camera.'')

'''Sarah:''' Oh my God, we got to get out of here. There's definitely somebody in there. Oh my gosh, ok, crap, crap, crap.

'''Taylor:''' (''running next to Daniel on the sidewalk'') That is definitely not where Julie lives. I don't know why it didn't work.

'''Daniel:''' Back to square one.

==Two Versions==

There is some evidence that a longer original version of this video was substituted for this version. LG15 forum member [[User:Chelseyrl|Chelseyrl]] posted that the version she watched (and she started the thread on this video at the forums, so she she saw it very very early) was longer. Other forum members confirmed that the original thumbnail for this video on revver.com showed a length of 4:51, but once available on the main page of lonelygirl15.com, the video was only 2:23 in length.

Chelseyrl reported at the forum that the version she watched included the following events: ''Okay, so in the original there was something in the beginning with Sarah teasing Daniel. Daniel also had said that he would marry Taylor in about 18 yrs (or 15... I can't remember) and they both laughed. There was a lot more skateboarding stuff with Jonas and Bree. There was this whole other point with the guys on the tennis court talking about how in Texas it's legal to shoot Trespassers. The guys also had explained that the girls were going to distract the dog. There was a longer part about who was going to crawl through the window (as well as different forms of choosing). Sarah said (when running) "I don't want to get shot" The whole shaky camera, surveying the perimeter part was a little longer. The beginning of the video I saw basically, from my POV, showed Daniel being very peeved with Sarah's jokes. Daniel emphasized more that [[BDJ]] were all "just friends". Please note, this isn't definite and to a "T". I only viewed it once, so some things might not be definite.''

==Notes==
* This video has one of the more direct discussions of [[Relationships|sexual tension]] between [[BDJ]].
* It is speculated that Bree and Jonas may be an item since they have spent alone time together in many videos.
* Daniel's "S-M-R-T" comment was most likely a [[Pop culture references#References_to_Television|reference]] to the episode of The Simpsons, "Homer Goes to College." ({{youtube|gPH-GPXOOs0|watch clip}}) The intentional incorrect spelling of the word is also common in chatspeak on the internet, usually used to be ironic.
* Daniel's T-shirt reads "Works better than Mistletoe" above an image of a mug of [[inebriated|beer]].
* This is the first time [[Taylor]] is seen in an official video, confirming her as canon. However, her sister [[Sarah]] was introduced in the previous video, [[Crazy Emo Chick]].
* In the description, Bree spells incorrectly Sarah's name as Sara, without the "h".
* In this video Daniel wears a [[cap]].
* Currently this is one of only two videos where all 5 main hero characters appear, the second being [[Hope He's Not Mad]].

No Trespassing

2007-07-11T15:48:51Z

74.14.133.121: /* Notes */

{{Blog
| name = {{PAGENAME}}
| number = 0185
| image = 0185-no trespassing.jpg
| caption = She's S.M.'''A'''.R.T
| blogger = Bree
| date = May 2nd, 2007
| url = {{lg15|245}}
| forumid = 9684
| length = 2:23
| description = We've been hanging out with Sara and Taylor for the last couple days...Taylor took us for some great BBQ. She's been trying to help us find Julia. By the way, beware of dogs. :(
| faction = The Resistance
| status = Public Video
| tags = {{tags|lonelygirl15|lg15|bree|daniel|danielbeast|jonas|jonastko|taylor|soccerstar|sara}}


| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Mesh Flinders
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Mesh Flinders and Miles Beckett
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| song =

| cast =
{{VidChar|Bree|Jessica Lee Rose}}
{{VidChar|Jonas|Jackson Davis}}
{{VidChar|Daniel|Yousef Abu-Taleb}}
{{VidChar|Taylor|Becki Kregoski}}
{{VidChar|Sarah|Alexandra Dreyfus}}

| Previous = Crazy Emo Chick
| Next = We Found Julia!!!

| PreviousB =
| NextB =
| PreviousC =
| NextC =
}}
'''No Trespassing''' is the one hundred eighty-fifth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Taylor and Daniel are sitting in backseat of a car.'')

'''Taylor:''' That was really mature.

'''Daniel:''' They're both mean, I don't know why we ever came out here. Back to the initial topic, how did you even find [[Jules|Julie's]] house?

'''Taylor:''' I employed my wily powers of deduction.

(''The camera pans to Sarah in the front seat.'')

'''Sarah:''' You'll appreciate this, she, a--

'''Daniel:''' Um, yeah, wasn't talking to you. (''to Taylor'') How'd you do it?

'''Taylor:''' 2005 Zavalla All-Star Roster. It has phone numbers, but it doesn't have any addresses, so...

'''Daniel:''' Wait, wait, wait. How would you even get the addresses?

'''Taylor:''' Something a lot of people don't know is that water and power and the gas companies still use, uh, phone numbers to track billing. They're also all, like public utility, so...

'''Daniel:''' Really?

'''Taylor:''' ...all their websites are archaic.

'''Daniel:''' (''to the camera'') She's S-M-R-T. (''to Taylor'') You hacked in? Oh...

'''Taylor:''' Well, hacking implies that there was some effort involved.

'''Daniel:''' (''whispering to the camera'') I'm gonna marry this girl.

'''Sarah:''' You know, I'm smart too. I can tie a cherry stem in a knot just using my tongue.

(''The camera shows Jonas and Bree outside the car.'')

'''Sarah:''' Well, what do we have here? They make out all the time, don't they?

'''Daniel:''' What? No. No, why, why is everything about sex with you?

'''Sarah:''' Don't be such a prude. I'm just saying, they look like they can't keep their hands off each other, it's obvious.

'''Daniel:''' We're all friends. Just friends.

(''Music plays and footage of a house and fence are seen.'')

'''Jonas:''' I think you should go over there.

'''Daniel:''' What, du--no, you go over there.

'''Jonas:''' I'm not going over there.

'''Daniel:''' That thing's the size of a fricking tank! You don't want me to get eaten!

'''Jonas:''' I'm not good with dogs. You're a beast, right? You should have like some kind of connection?

'''Daniel:''' What?

'''Jonas:''' I think I got an idea. We'll get the girls to, um, distract it, and then we'll creep around to that side door. What do you think? Up top.

'''Daniel:''' (whispering) High-five. (''high-fives Jonas'')

'''Bree:''' Brilliant idea, Jonas.

'''Daniel:''' Are you sure they even live here?

'''Taylor:''' Well, according to their water bill, yeah, this is the address.

'''Sarah:''' You guys are ridiculous. Grow a pair.

'''Daniel:''' Hey...

'''Bree:''' Since the boys are being such... manly men, it's up to us to figure this place out. What should we do?

'''Sarah:''' Knock, I guess.

'''Taylor:''' Go through a window.

'''Bree:''' Well, who's gonna go through the window?

'''Sarah:''' You can do that. (''Cut to Sarah holding the camera'') So, we drew straws and I lost. No surprise there. I've never won anything in my life. Well, lots of grass, very interesting. Trees... paint falling off. I really don't even think anyone would actually live here. Maybe Charles Manson, late, late '60s, I don't know.

(''Cut to Sarah running with the camera.'')

'''Sarah:''' Oh my God, we got to get out of here. There's definitely somebody in there. Oh my gosh, ok, crap, crap, crap.

'''Taylor:''' (''running next to Daniel on the sidewalk'') That is definitely not where Julie lives. I don't know why it didn't work.

'''Daniel:''' Back to square one.

==Two Versions==

There is some evidence that a longer original version of this video was substituted for this version. LG15 forum member [[User:Chelseyrl|Chelseyrl]] posted that the version she watched (and she started the thread on this video at the forums, so she she saw it very very early) was longer. Other forum members confirmed that the original thumbnail for this video on revver.com showed a length of 4:51, but once available on the main page of lonelygirl15.com, the video was only 2:23 in length.

Chelseyrl reported at the forum that the version she watched included the following events: ''Okay, so in the original there was something in the beginning with Sarah teasing Daniel. Daniel also had said that he would marry Taylor in about 18 yrs (or 15... I can't remember) and they both laughed. There was a lot more skateboarding stuff with Jonas and Bree. There was this whole other point with the guys on the tennis court talking about how in Texas it's legal to shoot Trespassers. The guys also had explained that the girls were going to distract the dog. There was a longer part about who was going to crawl through the window (as well as different forms of choosing). Sarah said (when running) "I don't want to get shot" The whole shaky camera, surveying the perimeter part was a little longer. The beginning of the video I saw basically, from my POV, showed Daniel being very peeved with Sarah's jokes. Daniel emphasized more that [[BDJ]] were all "just friends". Please note, this isn't definite and to a "T". I only viewed it once, so some things might not be definite.''

==Notes==
* This video has one of the more direct discussions of [[Relationships|sexual tension]] between [[BDJ]].
* It is speculated that Bree and Jonas may be an item since they have spent alone time together in many videos.
* Daniel's "S-M-R-T" comment was most likely a [[Pop culture references#References_to_Television|reference]] to the episode of The Simpsons, "Homer Goes to College." ({{youtube|gPH-GPXOOs0|watch clip}}) The intentional incorrect spelling of the word is also common in chatspeak on the internet, usually used to be ironic.
* Daniel's T-shirt reads "Works better than Mistletoe" above an image of a mug of [[inebriated|beer]].
* This is the first time [[Taylor]] is seen in an official video, confirming her as canon. However, her sister [[Sarah]] was introduced in the previous video, [[Crazy Emo Chick]].
* In the description, Bree spells incorrectly Sarah's name as Sara, without the "h".
* In this video Daniel wears a [[cap]].
* Currently this is the first video where all 5 main hero characters appear, the first being [[Hope He's Not Mad]].

No Trespassing

2007-07-11T15:47:57Z

74.14.133.121:

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| caption = She's S.M.'''A'''.R.T
| blogger = Bree
| date = May 2nd, 2007
| url = {{lg15|245}}
| forumid = 9684
| length = 2:23
| description = We've been hanging out with Sara and Taylor for the last couple days...Taylor took us for some great BBQ. She's been trying to help us find Julia. By the way, beware of dogs. :(
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| status = Public Video
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| execprod = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, and Greg Goodfried
| producers = Amanda Goodfried
| directors = Mesh Flinders
| camera = Kevin Schlanser
| vidplay = Mesh Flinders and Miles Beckett
| story = Miles Beckett, Mesh Flinders, Greg Goodfried, and Amanda Goodfried
| editor = Kevin Schlanser
| song =

| cast =
{{VidChar|Bree|Jessica Lee Rose}}
{{VidChar|Jonas|Jackson Davis}}
{{VidChar|Daniel|Yousef Abu-Taleb}}
{{VidChar|Taylor|Becki Kregoski}}
{{VidChar|Sarah|Alexandra Dreyfus}}

| Previous = Crazy Emo Chick
| Next = We Found Julia!!!

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'''No Trespassing''' is the one hundred eighty-fifth video in the lonelygirl15 [[List of Lonelygirl15 videos|video series]].

==Transcript==
(''Taylor and Daniel are sitting in backseat of a car.'')

'''Taylor:''' That was really mature.

'''Daniel:''' They're both mean, I don't know why we ever came out here. Back to the initial topic, how did you even find [[Jules|Julie's]] house?

'''Taylor:''' I employed my wily powers of deduction.

(''The camera pans to Sarah in the front seat.'')

'''Sarah:''' You'll appreciate this, she, a--

'''Daniel:''' Um, yeah, wasn't talking to you. (''to Taylor'') How'd you do it?

'''Taylor:''' 2005 Zavalla All-Star Roster. It has phone numbers, but it doesn't have any addresses, so...

'''Daniel:''' Wait, wait, wait. How would you even get the addresses?

'''Taylor:''' Something a lot of people don't know is that water and power and the gas companies still use, uh, phone numbers to track billing. They're also all, like public utility, so...

'''Daniel:''' Really?

'''Taylor:''' ...all their websites are archaic.

'''Daniel:''' (''to the camera'') She's S-M-R-T. (''to Taylor'') You hacked in? Oh...

'''Taylor:''' Well, hacking implies that there was some effort involved.

'''Daniel:''' (''whispering to the camera'') I'm gonna marry this girl.

'''Sarah:''' You know, I'm smart too. I can tie a cherry stem in a knot just using my tongue.

(''The camera shows Jonas and Bree outside the car.'')

'''Sarah:''' Well, what do we have here? They make out all the time, don't they?

'''Daniel:''' What? No. No, why, why is everything about sex with you?

'''Sarah:''' Don't be such a prude. I'm just saying, they look like they can't keep their hands off each other, it's obvious.

'''Daniel:''' We're all friends. Just friends.

(''Music plays and footage of a house and fence are seen.'')

'''Jonas:''' I think you should go over there.

'''Daniel:''' What, du--no, you go over there.

'''Jonas:''' I'm not going over there.

'''Daniel:''' That thing's the size of a fricking tank! You don't want me to get eaten!

'''Jonas:''' I'm not good with dogs. You're a beast, right? You should have like some kind of connection?

'''Daniel:''' What?

'''Jonas:''' I think I got an idea. We'll get the girls to, um, distract it, and then we'll creep around to that side door. What do you think? Up top.

'''Daniel:''' (whispering) High-five. (''high-fives Jonas'')

'''Bree:''' Brilliant idea, Jonas.

'''Daniel:''' Are you sure they even live here?

'''Taylor:''' Well, according to their water bill, yeah, this is the address.

'''Sarah:''' You guys are ridiculous. Grow a pair.

'''Daniel:''' Hey...

'''Bree:''' Since the boys are being such... manly men, it's up to us to figure this place out. What should we do?

'''Sarah:''' Knock, I guess.

'''Taylor:''' Go through a window.

'''Bree:''' Well, who's gonna go through the window?

'''Sarah:''' You can do that. (''Cut to Sarah holding the camera'') So, we drew straws and I lost. No surprise there. I've never won anything in my life. Well, lots of grass, very interesting. Trees... paint falling off. I really don't even think anyone would actually live here. Maybe Charles Manson, late, late '60s, I don't know.

(''Cut to Sarah running with the camera.'')

'''Sarah:''' Oh my God, we got to get out of here. There's definitely somebody in there. Oh my gosh, ok, crap, crap, crap.

'''Taylor:''' (''running next to Daniel on the sidewalk'') That is definitely not where Julie lives. I don't know why it didn't work.

'''Daniel:''' Back to square one.

==Two Versions==

There is some evidence that a longer original version of this video was substituted for this version. LG15 forum member [[User:Chelseyrl|Chelseyrl]] posted that the version she watched (and she started the thread on this video at the forums, so she she saw it very very early) was longer. Other forum members confirmed that the original thumbnail for this video on revver.com showed a length of 4:51, but once available on the main page of lonelygirl15.com, the video was only 2:23 in length.

Chelseyrl reported at the forum that the version she watched included the following events: ''Okay, so in the original there was something in the beginning with Sarah teasing Daniel. Daniel also had said that he would marry Taylor in about 18 yrs (or 15... I can't remember) and they both laughed. There was a lot more skateboarding stuff with Jonas and Bree. There was this whole other point with the guys on the tennis court talking about how in Texas it's legal to shoot Trespassers. The guys also had explained that the girls were going to distract the dog. There was a longer part about who was going to crawl through the window (as well as different forms of choosing). Sarah said (when running) "I don't want to get shot" The whole shaky camera, surveying the perimeter part was a little longer. The beginning of the video I saw basically, from my POV, showed Daniel being very peeved with Sarah's jokes. Daniel emphasized more that [[BDJ]] were all "just friends". Please note, this isn't definite and to a "T". I only viewed it once, so some things might not be definite.''

==Notes==
* This video has one of the more direct discussions of [[Relationships|sexual tension]] between [[BDJ]].
* It is speculated that Bree and Jonas may be an item since they have spent alone time together in many videos.
* Daniel's "S-M-R-T" comment was most likely a [[Pop culture references#References_to_Television|reference]] to the episode of The Simpsons, "Homer Goes to College." ({{youtube|gPH-GPXOOs0|watch clip}}) The intentional incorrect spelling of the word is also common in chatspeak on the internet, usually used to be ironic.
* Daniel's T-shirt reads "Works better than Mistletoe" above an image of a mug of [[inebriated|beer]].
* This is the first time [[Taylor]] is seen in an official video, confirming her as canon. However, her sister [[Sarah]] was introduced in the previous video, [[Crazy Emo Chick]].
* In the description, Bree spells incorrectly Sarah's name as Sara, without the "h".
* In this video Daniel wears a [[cap]].
* Currently this is the second video where all 5 main hero characters appear. The other is [[Hope He's Not Mad]].